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Elisabeth!
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-We love you!
-We love you, Elisabeth!
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-Please!
-Over here!
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Oh my God, we love you!
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I love her.
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Sparkle!
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...my favourite.
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Wanna get something to eat?
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Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something.
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-Remember her?
-She was in that movie... Uh!
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We're gonna have to let
her know we're gonna be late.
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Yeah, I'll give her a text.
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He owes me 20 bucks.
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Get out the way!
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Vamos!
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Shit!
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You got it!
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Feel that power, ladies!
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And march! Get those knees up.
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You got it!
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Come on!
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Front.
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Kick!
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Kick!
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Oh yeah, you got it!
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Square.
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Think about those bikini bods.
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You wanna look like a
giant jellyfish on the beach?
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Come on.
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Cross.
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Push.
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Kick! Come on, you got it!
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Hang in there, ladies, you've got it.
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You've got it!
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Whoo!
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Great workout, ladies.
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Alright, I hope I see you next
week for Sparkle Your Life.
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We're gonna work on the lateral abs, you
know, the most difficult part to sculpt.
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But in the meantime, take care of yourself.
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Move it back, position one.
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Great job, ladies.
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You got it.
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Alright, get these lights down for me.
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-Happy birthday!
-Oh, thank you.
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-Happy birthday.
-Oh, thank you.
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-Happy birthday.
-Thank you.
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I don't care if we have to
see every fucking young
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girl in this fucking town
in the next few weeks!
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Look, I'll make it simple.
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We need her young.
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We need her hot.
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We need her now.
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How the old bitch has been
able to stick around for this long,
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that's the fucking mystery to me.
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Oh, Oscar winner my ass.
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When was that?
Back in the 30s, what, for King Kong?
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-...promised her...
-No.
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I don't give a fuck what we promised her!
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This is network TV, not a fucking charity.
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Find me somebody new!
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Now!
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Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility
starts to decrease about the age of 25?
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How old is Jennifer?
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You better get busy!
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It's like when you see
someone fart on screen.
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People just love that.
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I mean, that's just the way it is.
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C'est la vie.
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People are just people.
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And I have to give people what they want.
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That's what keeps the shareholders happy.
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And people always ask for something new.
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Renewal…
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Is inevitable.
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And at 50…
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Well…
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It stops.
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What stops?
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What?
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What stops?
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Um…
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You know, the…
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The...
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Oh, George!
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-Oh, oh!
-I'm sorry, I gotta run.
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Harvey!
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George, those ratings are insane!
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You're a genius!
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Oh what a mensch, you're a genius!
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Let's buy you a drink, come on.
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Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle,
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'cause we have X-rayed
you from head to toe,
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and you don't have so
much as a cracked molar.
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So, you are good to go.
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Um, vaccination, okay.
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Not currently on any medication.
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By the way, I just want to
say, my my wife is a huge fan.
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Um...
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Blood type...
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Oh hey, it's your birthday!
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Happy bir...
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Oh, uh, that's an emergency,
I'm sorry, I have to...
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Have a good...
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Bye.
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One moment.
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There's just one last exam to perform.
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I thought he said I was good to go.
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-Is there a problem?
-No, it's perfect.
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You're a good candidate.
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I mean, you're good to go.
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I wish you the best.
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Lizzie?
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Lizzie Sparkle?
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Oh my God, I can't believe it.
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Fred!
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Fred, from 10th grade home room!
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Oh…
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Fred, of course!
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You haven't changed a bit.
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You're still the most beautiful
girl in the whole wide world.
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You know, I followed your career.
What a success! I mean...
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Wow, wow, wow!
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-Wow.
-Hey...
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Why don't we go out
maybe for a drink some time?
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Now that we're, you know, "reconnected".
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Um...
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Oh, of course, - I'm...
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-I'm stupid, you're super busy.
-But you know what?
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Why don't you give me your card?
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I mean, you never know.
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-Um...
-Here...
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This will do.
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Don't look at my cholesterol
levels, they're a disaster.
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-Oh, God!
-Oh, that's...
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There.
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Now, you've got it!
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Call me.
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[SYNTH BEAT; SOFT, UNEASY VIOLIN MUSIC]
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Have you ever dreamt of
a better version of yourself?
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Younger.
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More beautiful.
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More perfect.
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One single injection unlocks your DNA…
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Starting a new cellular division that
will release another version of yourself.
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This is...
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The Substance.
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You are the matrix.
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Everything comes from you.
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And everything is you.
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This is simply a better
version of yourself.
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You just have to share.
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One week for one.
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And one week for the other.
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A perfect balance of seven days each.
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The one and only thing not to forget.
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You are one.
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You can't escape from yourself.
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♪ You slip through my fingers ♪
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♪ And you drop to the ground ♪
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♪ You fade away ♪
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♪ Fade away ♪
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Here, Elisabeth... Elisabeth, we love you!
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We love you...
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Yes?
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Hello.
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I'd like…
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To order.
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Address?
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1057 Beverly Canyon.
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Write this down, 35 North Byron Alley.
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35 North...
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You are the matrix.
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Everything comes from you.
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And everything is you.
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This is simply…
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A better version of yourself.
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Hello.
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-Thanks.
-We'll let you know by next week.
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Thank you so much.
I'm just dying to get the part.
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Great dancer.
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Too bad her boobs aren't in the
middle of her face instead of that nose.
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Mm-hmm.
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Next!
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Looks like everything sure
is in the right place this time.
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Please say your name, age, measurements.
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I'm...
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Sue.
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I'm Sue.
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Sue. Sue. Sue.
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Sue. Sue. Sue.
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Where is she?
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Where is she?
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What a gorgeous…
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little angel!
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You're hired.
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We want a show…
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That's just like you.
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Beautiful and happy.
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People want to be happy.
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We air in two weeks, so let's get to work.
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I'm gonna let you organize
the rest with my assistant...
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Um...
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Um...
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Isabella.
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Isa, Isa, Isa who has time to say that?
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We're gonna make you Cindy.
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-It's shorter.
-It's better.
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So, I'm gonna let you organise
everything else with Cindy.
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Oh... Um…
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Before you go, I just have to mention a…
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Small scheduling issue.
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I have to be…
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Out of town every other week.
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To take care of my mother.
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Who's very sick.
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I want you for this show.
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And we will work around
any mother, brother…
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Fucking sick puppy
you need to take care of.
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Mm?
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Gorgeous, with a pure heart.
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People are gonna love that.
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Perfect.
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So you jump out.
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Touch your elbows.
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Head down.
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Contract.
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And five, six, seven, eight.
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Elbows.
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Oh!
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There she is!
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Oh.
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Where have you been?
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We've all been wanting to have a
drink with you for your departure.
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Anyway
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we all chipped in…
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And we got you just a little something.
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To keep you busy.
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It's French.
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My wife, she swears by it.
Oh, I love my wife.
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Oops, I gotta run.
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But it's always great to see you.
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And we're ba...
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Which is the most valuable seafood?
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...are ex pen sing stock options.
Most of the nation.
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Bob and Judy, are you ready?
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...know what you'll be toting
around for the rest of your days?
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...the field, kids on the f...
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The antelope and the deer moving about.
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A hunt through the…
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Only at the Worldwide Shopping
channel we have a beautiful,
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beautiful straight outta Africa…
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$8.99, 99.
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In less than a minute
we have it here today…
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99, 99. I can't believe this price…
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98, with remote.
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I cannot believe the incredible price.
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For $49.98, shoppers.
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Look at the quality of this thing.
This thing is sturdy.
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Beautiful.
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Listen to your music at home, shoppers.
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$49.98, I'll take one myself.
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Put it right there, hold that
one for me, that one's mine.
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How can you ever...
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God damn it, lady, come on!
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I haven't slept in three nights!
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Open up! God damn it!
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Are you gonna open...
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Um...
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Sorry.
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I thought that Ms. Sparkle...
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She moved out. I'm the new tenant.
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Sue.
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Oler...
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Oler...
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Oliker.
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You wanted to complain about something?
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00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:04,792
Oliver?
278
00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:06,750
What?
279
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,083
No.
280
00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:09,875
No, no, no…
281
00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:13,875
I think it's awesome when
there's stuff going on in the building.
282
00:50:13,965 --> 00:50:16,214
You know what I mean?
283
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,833
Um…
284
00:50:18,417 --> 00:50:19,875
I'm actually
285
00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:21,333
quite handy.
286
00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:22,818
If you ever need…
287
00:50:24,167 --> 00:50:26,875
Need me to be of aid in any way.
288
00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,333
I got a sack of tools, and…
289
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:32,083
I got a big hammer.
290
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,180
You know what I mean.
291
00:50:37,792 --> 00:50:39,848
Anyways, I live right here.
292
00:50:39,938 --> 00:50:41,994
So you know where to find me.
293
00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:43,333
Anytime.
294
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,375
Day or night.
295
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:46,833
Later.
296
00:52:42,167 --> 00:52:43,368
Hi everybody.
297
00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:44,994
I'm Sue.
298
00:52:45,084 --> 00:52:47,333
And it's time to pump it up!
299
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,500
Are you ready?
300
00:52:48,590 --> 00:52:49,708
Let's go.
301
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,625
♪ It's not so long ago
302
00:53:23,792 --> 00:53:26,333
♪ That the sound hit the nation
303
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:33,250
♪ Every Saturday night
♪ On your favourite radio
304
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,833
♪ Can you feel it?
305
00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,042
♪ Don't you know?
306
00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,708
♪ Don't you know?
307
00:53:44,798 --> 00:53:48,458
♪ You've got to pump
it up ♪ Don't you know?
308
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,208
♪ Don't you know?
309
00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:54,458
♪ You've got to pump it up
310
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:03,792
♪ Pump it up!
311
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,833
♪ Pump it up!
312
00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:07,750
♪ Pump it up!
313
00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:09,583
♪ Pump it up!
314
00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:11,333
♪ Pump it up!
315
00:54:18,667 --> 00:54:20,833
Thank you so much, everybody.
316
00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:23,138
I'll see you next week.
317
00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:25,042
Oh...
318
00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:28,000
And in the meantime…
319
00:54:28,917 --> 00:54:30,792
Take care of yourself.
320
00:54:37,167 --> 00:54:38,250
Where is she?
321
00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:41,562
There she is!
322
00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:44,792
Wonderful, wonderful.
323
00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:47,542
That's what I'm talking about!
324
00:56:03,292 --> 00:56:06,583
I won't be out late, so just wait for me.
325
00:56:12,667 --> 00:56:14,208
Don't eat too fast.
326
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,208
Let's go!
327
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,280
Are you alright?
328
00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:34,013
Yes, I'll be right back.
329
00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:11,822
Are you alright?
330
00:59:57,417 --> 00:59:58,708
What did you do?
331
00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:01,566
You seem even more beautiful than before.
332
01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:36,625
Yes?
333
01:02:36,917 --> 01:02:38,292
Yes, hi.
334
01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:40,875
This is Elisabeth Sparkle.
335
01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:48,375
I'm 503.
336
01:02:49,042 --> 01:02:50,125
Yes.
337
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,125
Yes, hi.
338
01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:57,167
There's been a slight
misuse of the Substance.
339
01:02:57,833 --> 01:03:02,125
A few extra hours were accidentally…
340
01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:03,833
Used.
341
01:03:04,125 --> 01:03:05,500
Causing um…
342
01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:08,417
An alteration.
343
01:03:09,532 --> 01:03:12,132
So I'm just looking for
the procedure to reverse it.
344
01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:16,050
What has been used on one
side is lost on the other side.
345
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,125
There's no going back.
346
01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:25,125
No... um…
347
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,702
I don't know what she was thinking.
348
01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:30,042
And obviously she was drunk.
349
01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:32,869
Remember, there is no "she" and "you".
350
01:03:32,959 --> 01:03:34,333
You are one.
351
01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:35,743
Respect the balance.
352
01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:38,700
And you won't have any more inconveniences.
353
01:04:17,168 --> 01:04:18,917
♪ Don't you know? ♪
354
01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:22,410
♪ Don't you know? ♪
355
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,600
♪ You've got to pump it up ♪
356
01:04:24,690 --> 01:04:26,292
♪ Don't you know? ♪
357
01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:30,042
♪ Don't you know? ♪
358
01:04:30,132 --> 01:04:32,132
♪ You've got to pump it up ♪
359
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:40,375
♪ You've got to pump it up ♪
360
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:48,417
♪ You've got to pump it up ♪
361
01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:17,875
Sue!
362
01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,458
Sue?
363
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:22,208
I just saw you on TV.
364
01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:24,125
Holy moly!
365
01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:27,525
Makes me wanna join your class.
366
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:30,558
You don't give private lessons, do you?
367
01:05:32,375 --> 01:05:33,417
Hey, um...
368
01:05:34,542 --> 01:05:37,167
What about a drink at my place tonight?
369
01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:41,167
Come on, don't be shy.
370
01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:44,681
I see you standing behind
the door there, gorgeous.
371
01:05:47,292 --> 01:05:48,375
Alright.
372
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:49,875
Take your time.
373
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,333
But it's a date.
374
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:54,000
♪ You know, pump it up ♪
375
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,100
♪ You've got to pump it up ♪
376
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,000
♪ You know, pump it up ♪
377
01:05:58,090 --> 01:06:00,090
♪ You've got to pump it up ♪
378
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,520
What can I get you?
379
01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,667
Mocha latte.
380
01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:41,750
It's long, isn't it?
381
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,792
Excuse me?
382
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,458
Seven days.
383
01:08:20,375 --> 01:08:22,417
Did you follow me here?
384
01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:25,000
I was just curious…
385
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:28,300
To find out how things were going for you.
386
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,542
Each time, you feel a little more…
387
01:08:32,417 --> 01:08:33,458
lonely.
388
01:08:34,417 --> 01:08:35,697
Don't you think?
389
01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:39,642
I don't know what you're talking about.
390
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:41,875
I'm fine.
391
01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:44,750
Everything's fine.
392
01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:46,958
It gets harder each time…
393
01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:49,305
To remember that you…
394
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:52,750
Still deserve to exist!
395
01:08:55,333 --> 01:09:01,792
That this part of yourself is
still worth something, that you…
396
01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:04,625
Still matter!
397
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,125
Has she started yet?
398
01:09:12,542 --> 01:09:15,125
Eating away at you?
399
01:09:32,292 --> 01:09:33,536
Fuck!
400
01:09:33,626 --> 01:09:34,917
Watch out!
401
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:44,542
What?
402
01:09:55,208 --> 01:09:56,250
Hey!
403
01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:57,417
Move!
404
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:31,987
You're still the most beautiful
girl in the whole wide world.
405
01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:42,369
Hello?
406
01:10:42,459 --> 01:10:43,911
Hi, Fred.
407
01:10:44,001 --> 01:10:45,542
It's Lizzie.
408
01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:49,708
Hello?
409
01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:52,125
Sorry, I'm in shock.
410
01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:55,250
-Oh. -Wow, wow, wow!
411
01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:58,150
I thought I'd never hear
from you again after...
412
01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,840
Oh gosh, no, not at all.
413
01:10:59,930 --> 01:11:03,952
I've just, I've just I've just
been really busy lately.
414
01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:05,208
So listen…
415
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:07,875
I was thinking that…
416
01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:12,833
Maybe we could get
together and grab a drink?
417
01:11:18,292 --> 01:11:19,892
Are you still there?
418
01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:22,500
Sorry, I'm in shock again.
419
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:28,208
Um I could book Luigi's at 8?
420
01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:30,917
Eight at Luigi's it is.
421
01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:32,708
I…
422
01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:34,958
I will see you tonight.
423
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:39,042
-Bye.
-Okay. Bye.
424
01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:34,875
And we're back! And welcome back to.
425
01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:37,042
Bob and Judy, are you ready?
426
01:16:42,917 --> 01:16:44,333
Hi everybody!
427
01:16:45,417 --> 01:16:47,867
Okay, here we go everyone,
clear the set, please.
428
01:16:47,957 --> 01:16:49,327
First positions, thank you.
429
01:16:49,417 --> 01:16:51,000
Roll cameras.
430
01:16:51,167 --> 01:16:52,292
And in...
431
01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:53,667
Three, two…
432
01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:55,125
One...
433
01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,375
And squat, squat, squat.
434
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,398
Circle those hips.
435
01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:05,398
Circle those hips.
436
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:07,875
Contract, contract, contract.
437
01:17:08,417 --> 01:17:11,083
Contract, contract, contract.
438
01:17:11,375 --> 01:17:13,167
Head between your legs!
439
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,875
Cut!
440
01:17:23,083 --> 01:17:25,763
Um I'm sorry, I thought I…
441
01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:28,208
I thought I…
442
01:17:29,375 --> 01:17:31,055
I just got distracted.
443
01:17:31,145 --> 01:17:33,850
Not a problem, let's get right back to it.
444
01:17:33,940 --> 01:17:35,540
Back to one, please.
445
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,910
Sorry, it's the control room now.
446
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:42,100
The director said he saw
something bizarre on the monitor.
447
01:17:42,190 --> 01:17:44,233
Bring up the replay on camera 2.
448
01:17:44,323 --> 01:17:45,323
Camera 2!
449
01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:57,667
Forward.
450
01:18:02,900 --> 01:18:04,702
Can I have my dressing gown?
451
01:18:04,792 --> 01:18:07,942
-Sorry, it's in your dressing room.
-Well then, go and get it!
452
01:18:08,032 --> 01:18:10,432
Let's just take this frame by frame.
453
01:18:23,875 --> 01:18:25,475
I need five minutes.
454
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,328
-Yes?
-This balance is not working!
455
01:20:26,418 --> 01:20:28,861
I barely have any time to enjoy myself,
456
01:20:28,951 --> 01:20:33,308
while she wastes seven days,
stuffing her face in front of the TV!
457
01:20:33,398 --> 01:20:35,298
Remember, there is no "she" and "you".
458
01:20:35,388 --> 01:20:36,470
You are...
459
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:40,875
Hello everybody...
460
01:20:45,667 --> 01:20:47,517
What's happening? Where is everybody?
461
01:20:47,607 --> 01:20:49,474
The taping's been cancelled.
462
01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:50,875
What? Why?
463
01:20:51,042 --> 01:20:52,042
Sue.
464
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:55,327
Harvey wants to see you
in his office immediately.
465
01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:56,458
Okay.
466
01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:58,119
I'll go change...
467
01:20:58,209 --> 01:20:59,649
No, he said "Now".
468
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:18,867
I'll get right to the point.
469
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:22,158
We can't keep you on the morning show.
470
01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:25,375
But why? I just started.
471
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:28,292
Ratings are through the roof.
472
01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:31,292
We started at 42.
473
01:21:31,542 --> 01:21:33,222
Now we're up to, like…
474
01:21:34,083 --> 01:21:35,161
216.
475
01:21:35,251 --> 01:21:37,542
It's phenomenal!
476
01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:40,250
People love you!
477
01:21:40,708 --> 01:21:42,077
They adore you!
478
01:21:42,167 --> 01:21:43,917
They want more and more…
479
01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:45,613
And more of you.
480
01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,700
That is why we have decided…
481
01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,500
That we want you to host…
482
01:21:51,458 --> 01:21:53,167
The New Year's Eve show.
483
01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:55,368
You mean the...
484
01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:58,610
The network's biggest show.
Fifty million viewers.
485
01:21:58,700 --> 01:21:59,700
Live.
486
01:21:59,792 --> 01:22:02,250
You can't go higher than that!
487
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:05,892
Now, it's gonna be intense.
488
01:22:05,982 --> 01:22:08,982
We only have a few
months to pull it off, so...
489
01:22:09,072 --> 01:22:10,292
Are you in?
490
01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:26,618
If you don't open the door when opportunity
knocks you won't get another chance.
491
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,575
You of all people know this.
492
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:45,047
Just one more day, and then I
have a whole week off we can switch.
493
01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:04,567
We're doing the cover of Vogue!
494
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:07,180
Just one more day, okay?
495
01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:45,417
No!
496
01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:15,900
Yes?
497
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,067
She didn't respect the balance!
498
01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:21,368
She's stealing more and more time from me.
499
01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:24,917
Completely without
consideration to the consequences.
500
01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:26,910
She's a selfish bitch!
501
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,680
Would you like to stop?
502
01:24:31,083 --> 01:24:32,167
Stop?
503
01:24:32,292 --> 01:24:33,610
You are the matrix.
504
01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:36,811
If you are not satisfied,
you can put an end to the
505
01:24:36,901 --> 01:24:40,327
experience and go back to
being just you, on your own.
506
01:24:40,417 --> 01:24:42,097
Would you like to stop?
507
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:46,952
Will it go back to the way it was before?
508
01:24:47,042 --> 01:24:49,410
What has been transferred won't come back.
509
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:51,868
But you can stop the experience as of now.
510
01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:53,368
Would you like to stop?
511
01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:56,258
To go back to being just you, on your own?
512
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,167
No.
513
01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:04,000
No, no, no
514
01:25:04,292 --> 01:25:05,667
I can't stop.
515
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:07,833
She...
516
01:25:09,917 --> 01:25:10,917
I...
517
01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:18,536
The balance just needs to be respected.
518
01:25:18,626 --> 01:25:19,746
So respect it.
519
01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:24,493
Just stop it. Stop it.
520
01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:26,333
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
521
01:25:35,542 --> 01:25:37,958
Bob, you are the winner!
522
01:25:38,167 --> 01:25:41,067
So Bob, congratulations,
you've won $25,000.
523
01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:44,660
Now you have one final chance
to answer a single question…
524
01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:48,708
In our big question round
and play for $250,000!
525
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,833
Now, you'll have just 45 seconds...
526
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:56,358
Just a little something to keep you busy.
527
01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:10,125
Fuck...
528
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:38,911
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here.
529
01:27:39,001 --> 01:27:42,917
The superstar of the moment, Sue!
530
01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:45,160
Are you ready? Let's welcome her!
531
01:27:45,250 --> 01:27:46,416
Sue!
532
01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:53,119
You popped up out of nowhere
on our screens like a tornado!
533
01:27:53,209 --> 01:27:57,808
I don't think anybody was
really prepared for this whirlwind.
534
01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:07,292
It all started with the morning show.
535
01:28:07,417 --> 01:28:12,292
And rumour has it, that you are
up for Tom Grant's next movie.
536
01:28:14,251 --> 01:28:16,745
Ah, wait just a moment.
537
01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:22,187
I'm being told you are going to host the
New Year's Eve show, can you confirm this?
538
01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:23,535
Yes, that's right.
539
01:28:23,625 --> 01:28:25,207
Yes, that's right.
540
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:30,417
Oh my God! That is huge news!
541
01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:35,383
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
542
01:28:35,473 --> 01:28:37,919
Where are you from, how
did you get discovered?
543
01:28:38,009 --> 01:28:40,750
I want, we want to know everything.
544
01:28:43,729 --> 01:28:45,250
Well, I mean…
545
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:48,217
There's really not very much to tell.
546
01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:53,510
I'm just a girl from a
very small town in Indiana.
547
01:28:53,600 --> 01:28:55,800
I'm sure that you've never heard of it.
548
01:28:55,890 --> 01:28:57,743
In fact, it's not even a town.
549
01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:01,609
I'm not sure you could really
even call it a village. It's…
550
01:29:01,917 --> 01:29:03,197
A farm, perhaps?
551
01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:15,808
But, ever since I can remember, it has
always been my dream to be on the screen.
552
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,910
This is my dream.
553
01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:21,200
As a child I used to put
on shows for my family.
554
01:29:21,290 --> 01:29:22,500
Your family.
555
01:29:22,667 --> 01:29:23,750
How sweet.
556
01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:27,708
So.
557
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,875
Everyone is aware that you replaced…
558
01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:33,690
Elisabeth Sparkle.
559
01:29:34,750 --> 01:29:37,565
And no doubt about it, you stepped in,
560
01:29:37,655 --> 01:29:41,750
you turned up the volume,
and you rocked their world.
561
01:29:42,042 --> 01:29:43,842
Were you a fan of her show?
562
01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,458
Um...
563
01:29:50,125 --> 01:29:51,292
Well...
564
01:29:52,542 --> 01:29:54,250
Well, I can't…
565
01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:58,458
I can't really say that I
actually watched her show.
566
01:29:59,083 --> 01:30:02,923
You do know that we're not
exactly from the same generation.
567
01:30:03,500 --> 01:30:06,842
And you have to admit
it was a bit old-fashioned.
568
01:30:09,625 --> 01:30:11,305
Jurassic Fitness, really.
569
01:30:12,230 --> 01:30:13,338
Jurassic Fitness?
570
01:30:13,428 --> 01:30:14,948
It needed a change.
571
01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:18,805
I'll fucking show you.
572
01:30:19,792 --> 01:30:22,192
You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness?
573
01:30:25,042 --> 01:30:26,167
You want it?
574
01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:30,808
Come on, come get your
fucking Jurassic Fitness!
575
01:30:38,667 --> 01:30:41,333
But my mother was a huge fan of hers.
576
01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:45,667
So every morning…
577
01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,328
Rain or shine…
578
01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:50,417
Sparkle Your Life was on TV.
579
01:30:50,507 --> 01:30:52,867
So, in a way, I grew up with her.
580
01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:54,691
Whether I liked it or not.
581
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:58,900
I guess that's why you can say
we have some sort of connection.
582
01:30:58,990 --> 01:31:00,410
"Some sort of connection."
583
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:03,083
You wouldn't exist without me.
584
01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:18,750
It is time, ladies and
gentlemen, for our final question.
585
01:31:18,875 --> 01:31:24,210
The question that we ask each
and every one of our guests.
586
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:25,300
Okay.
587
01:31:25,417 --> 01:31:30,348
Would you share one of your
little beauty secrets with us?
588
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:34,390
Just one little trick of
yours that helps you
589
01:31:34,480 --> 01:31:37,203
look so incredibly
stunning, I mean, look at you.
590
01:31:37,293 --> 01:31:39,042
-I don't know...
-Say it!
591
01:31:40,042 --> 01:31:41,417
Say it!
592
01:31:42,458 --> 01:31:43,910
-Let me think.
-Say it.
593
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:46,400
Tell them who your little beauty secret is.
594
01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:47,500
I guess...
595
01:31:47,625 --> 01:31:49,868
Why don't we just show them right here?
596
01:31:49,958 --> 01:31:51,610
Here's your little beauty secret.
597
01:31:51,700 --> 01:31:53,710
I guess I just try to be myself.
598
01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:57,093
To be sincere and
grateful for all that I have.
599
01:31:57,458 --> 01:31:59,708
And to always remember
to lead with my heart.
600
01:31:59,798 --> 01:32:01,507
Aw, America's sweetheart.
601
01:32:11,750 --> 01:32:13,708
I just…
602
01:32:14,583 --> 01:32:16,125
I try to be myself.
603
01:32:17,792 --> 01:32:18,958
Stop it!
604
01:32:20,042 --> 01:32:21,500
Stop it.
605
01:32:21,708 --> 01:32:23,417
You're taking it from me.
606
01:32:23,583 --> 01:32:25,750
That's your little secret.
607
01:32:25,917 --> 01:32:27,458
Stop it!
608
01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:30,458
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
609
01:32:41,917 --> 01:32:45,999
You have to control yourself!
610
01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:08,083
I can't go back inside her.
611
01:33:16,250 --> 01:33:19,083
Gross, old, fat…
612
01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:20,917
Disgusting!
613
01:34:41,458 --> 01:34:42,833
Coming to bed?
614
01:34:43,542 --> 01:34:44,542
Yes.
615
01:34:45,333 --> 01:34:46,933
I'll be right there.
616
01:35:45,208 --> 01:35:46,417
Fuck.
617
01:35:51,542 --> 01:35:52,917
-Yes?
-Hi!
618
01:35:53,042 --> 01:35:54,833
Hi, this is an emergency.
619
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:57,158
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
620
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,167
Hello?
621
01:36:01,458 --> 01:36:03,042
It's fucking 503.
622
01:36:03,167 --> 01:36:04,208
Yes.
623
01:36:05,083 --> 01:36:08,383
I'm telling you, this is urgent.
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
624
01:36:08,473 --> 01:36:10,606
It means you've reached the end.
625
01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:13,600
What do you mean, the end?
626
01:36:13,694 --> 01:36:14,994
You've drained it all out.
627
01:36:15,084 --> 01:36:18,517
If you want more, you
must let the fluid regenerate.
628
01:36:18,607 --> 01:36:22,884
Tell me how to do it, I need
to stabilize myself right now.
629
01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:24,775
You simply have to switch.
630
01:36:27,250 --> 01:36:28,452
Excuse me?
631
01:36:28,542 --> 01:36:31,119
The switch reboots the
fluid secretion process
632
01:36:31,209 --> 01:36:33,786
so you can continue
to enjoy the experience.
633
01:36:33,876 --> 01:36:35,875
No, no, no.
634
01:36:36,167 --> 01:36:37,847
I can't switch, I can't.
635
01:36:38,250 --> 01:36:39,702
Especially not now.
636
01:36:39,792 --> 01:36:41,625
There is no other option.
637
01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:09,292
Sue?
638
01:37:21,667 --> 01:37:22,833
Babe?
639
01:37:25,917 --> 01:37:26,958
Sue?
640
01:37:27,458 --> 01:37:28,583
You alright?
641
01:37:34,417 --> 01:37:36,284
Stressed out about tomorrow?
642
01:37:41,292 --> 01:37:42,708
Babe?
643
01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:48,375
Babe.
644
01:37:56,042 --> 01:37:58,208
Sue? Is something wrong?
645
01:38:03,333 --> 01:38:06,533
You a little cranky because
of your lady business?
646
01:38:10,167 --> 01:38:11,687
Sue, open the door.
647
01:38:12,750 --> 01:38:14,167
Come on, Sue.
648
01:38:14,583 --> 01:38:17,116
It's not funny, I need to take a piss.
649
01:38:17,708 --> 01:38:19,228
Sue, open the door.
650
01:38:19,958 --> 01:38:21,825
Open the door, Sue. Come on.
651
01:38:23,146 --> 01:38:24,333
Babe.
652
01:38:27,250 --> 01:38:29,000
Open the door.
653
01:38:40,250 --> 01:38:41,333
Sue...
654
01:38:49,126 --> 01:38:50,500
Open the door!
655
01:38:51,417 --> 01:38:52,708
Get out!
656
01:38:53,333 --> 01:38:54,667
What the fuck?
657
01:38:55,833 --> 01:38:57,500
Get the fuck out!
658
01:38:57,833 --> 01:38:59,993
Who's this? Who the fuck is this?
659
01:39:00,083 --> 01:39:01,603
And leave me alone!
660
01:39:10,292 --> 01:39:12,125
What the fuck!
661
01:40:05,208 --> 01:40:06,250
Yes?
662
01:40:07,208 --> 01:40:08,250
I...
663
01:40:09,250 --> 01:40:11,167
It's 503…
664
01:40:12,292 --> 01:40:13,723
And I want to stop.
665
01:40:13,813 --> 01:40:15,243
Are you sure?
666
01:40:15,333 --> 01:40:17,452
Once you stop, you can't go back.
667
01:40:17,542 --> 01:40:19,035
I wanna stop!
668
01:40:19,125 --> 01:40:21,417
I wanna fucking stop.
669
01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:23,583
I wanna stop!
670
01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:25,249
We'll deliver.
671
01:41:12,417 --> 01:41:13,452
Sue? I...
672
01:41:13,542 --> 01:41:14,667
Fuck off!
673
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:36,792
Are you sure?
674
01:42:38,708 --> 01:42:41,167
Once you stop, you can't go back.
675
01:42:41,375 --> 01:42:43,708
You will simply remain on your own.
676
01:42:44,667 --> 01:42:46,624
Just on your own.
677
01:42:48,583 --> 01:42:50,264
Just on your own.
678
01:42:50,354 --> 01:42:51,671
On your own...
679
01:42:51,761 --> 01:42:53,167
Shut the fuck up!
680
01:42:53,583 --> 01:42:54,749
On your...
681
01:43:43,458 --> 01:43:44,702
Elisabeth!
682
01:43:44,792 --> 01:43:47,417
We love you!
683
01:43:48,417 --> 01:43:49,743
Over here!
684
01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:51,687
We love you!
685
01:43:56,208 --> 01:43:57,500
I can't.
686
01:43:58,667 --> 01:44:00,000
I can't.
687
01:44:00,542 --> 01:44:02,333
I can't do this.
688
01:44:05,250 --> 01:44:06,750
I need you.
689
01:44:07,375 --> 01:44:10,458
Cause I hate myself.
690
01:44:13,417 --> 01:44:16,625
You gotta... you gotta get ready…
691
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:19,200
It's our big, it's our big night.
692
01:44:20,375 --> 01:44:23,042
Come on, they're gonna love you so much.
693
01:44:23,792 --> 01:44:24,833
Come on.
694
01:44:26,083 --> 01:44:27,083
Come on.
695
01:44:27,292 --> 01:44:31,910
One, two you're the only lovable
part of me, you have to come back.
696
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:33,500
You have to come back!
697
01:44:33,590 --> 01:44:34,590
Come back...
698
01:44:58,458 --> 01:44:59,458
Come on.
699
01:45:01,250 --> 01:45:02,292
Come on.
700
01:45:08,833 --> 01:45:09,833
Come on!
701
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:37,000
[SOFT, UNEASY VIOLIN MUSIC; SYNTH BEAT]
702
01:51:10,400 --> 01:51:12,810
Got an hour and a half for makeup. Hair...
703
01:51:12,900 --> 01:51:16,210
And then we gotta get you to
the fitting room, into your dress.
704
01:51:16,300 --> 01:51:19,910
After that we have one final test
on stage for lighting and sound.
705
01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:22,745
We have a bit of downtime
before the show starts.
706
01:51:22,835 --> 01:51:25,368
-You got it? -Okay, let's go.
-Come on.
707
01:51:31,167 --> 01:51:32,208
The dress.
708
01:51:32,750 --> 01:51:34,125
Wonderful!
709
01:51:34,625 --> 01:51:35,667
Perfect!
710
01:51:43,542 --> 01:51:46,000
And here you go...
711
01:51:52,250 --> 01:51:53,875
Good.
712
01:51:54,375 --> 01:51:56,175
Can we get the dance light?
713
01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:02,875
I'm gonna be right back, sorry.
714
01:53:28,542 --> 01:53:31,934
Sue, they need to see you
on stage to set the lights.
715
01:53:33,375 --> 01:53:34,457
Huh?
716
01:53:55,458 --> 01:53:57,138
Have you ever dreamt…
717
01:53:58,125 --> 01:54:00,500
Of a better version of yourself?
718
01:54:01,500 --> 01:54:02,708
More beautiful…
719
01:54:03,083 --> 01:54:04,500
More perfect...
720
01:54:04,792 --> 01:54:06,833
Sue?
721
01:54:07,708 --> 01:54:09,368
Yes, let me meet you there.
722
01:54:09,458 --> 01:54:11,858
Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage.
723
01:54:21,125 --> 01:54:23,292
Oh! Sue!
724
01:54:27,876 --> 01:54:28,917
Sue?
725
01:54:32,458 --> 01:54:34,910
Let me introduce you to the shareholders.
726
01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:38,208
They have been dying to meet you.
727
01:54:41,667 --> 01:54:43,042
Is everything…
728
01:54:44,292 --> 01:54:45,625
Okay?
729
01:54:50,333 --> 01:54:52,667
So, smile!
730
01:54:59,292 --> 01:55:01,458
It's what we want tonight!
731
01:55:02,667 --> 01:55:06,249
Pretty girls should always smile.
732
01:55:08,251 --> 01:55:09,451
Girls, come on.
733
01:55:09,542 --> 01:55:11,475
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
734
01:55:12,958 --> 01:55:14,638
Come on, we gotta go.
735
01:55:16,708 --> 01:55:18,792
Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley.
736
01:55:18,958 --> 01:55:20,208
Go, go, go!
737
01:55:20,375 --> 01:55:22,667
Feathers! Feathers! Feathers!
738
01:56:14,500 --> 01:56:16,180
Hey, ready for tonight?
739
01:57:05,750 --> 01:57:07,618
I need a better version of myself.
740
01:57:07,708 --> 01:57:10,908
Please give me a better
version of myself, please.
741
01:57:16,333 --> 01:57:17,833
Please!
742
01:57:19,542 --> 01:57:21,374
Come on!
743
01:59:15,500 --> 01:59:19,500
Looks like everything sure
is in the right place this time.
744
01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:24,128
Please say your name, age, measurements.
745
01:59:27,417 --> 01:59:28,708
I'm…
746
01:59:34,958 --> 01:59:36,333
I'm...
747
02:02:21,000 --> 02:02:24,792
Pretty girls should always smile.
748
02:02:59,625 --> 02:03:03,721
At last, we were starting to worry.
Hurry up, you're up in five.
749
02:03:21,583 --> 02:03:23,875
There she is, so beautiful.
750
02:03:24,958 --> 02:03:26,292
We love you!
751
02:03:27,958 --> 02:03:31,160
This is where you belong,
and you'll always belong here.
752
02:03:31,250 --> 02:03:34,952
-We can't do it without you.
-We could never do it without you.
753
02:03:35,042 --> 02:03:36,722
You're irreplaceable.
754
02:04:04,100 --> 02:04:07,100
Girls, come on, let's go.
What are we waiting for?
755
02:04:07,190 --> 02:04:08,608
Alright, come on, everybody.
756
02:04:08,698 --> 02:04:10,218
Let's go, let's go.
757
02:04:13,333 --> 02:04:15,667
You will not be disappointed.
758
02:04:16,583 --> 02:04:18,493
She's my most beautiful creation.
759
02:04:18,583 --> 02:04:20,583
I have shaped her for success.
760
02:04:26,167 --> 02:04:27,473
Five!
761
02:04:27,563 --> 02:04:28,958
Four!
762
02:04:29,125 --> 02:04:30,542
Three!
763
02:04:30,667 --> 02:04:31,792
Two!
764
02:04:32,042 --> 02:04:33,292
One!
765
02:06:13,750 --> 02:06:18,792
I'm so happy to be with you tonight.
766
02:06:21,583 --> 02:06:27,500
I've missed you all so much!
767
02:07:27,958 --> 02:07:29,500
The monster!
768
02:07:37,708 --> 02:07:39,148
Shoot the monster!
769
02:07:40,583 --> 02:07:41,623
It's a freak!
770
02:07:41,875 --> 02:07:42,917
No!
771
02:07:43,042 --> 02:07:45,250
Shoot the monster!
772
02:07:45,833 --> 02:07:47,113
Don't be scared!
773
02:07:47,208 --> 02:07:48,292
Monster!
774
02:07:48,500 --> 02:07:49,792
It's still me!
775
02:07:50,042 --> 02:07:51,208
It's me!
776
02:07:52,042 --> 02:07:54,041
I'm Elisabeth! I'm Sue!
777
02:08:00,000 --> 02:08:01,042
Freak!
778
02:08:03,333 --> 02:08:05,458
You freak!
779
02:08:07,833 --> 02:08:10,125
Monster!
780
02:08:13,417 --> 02:08:14,542
Freak!
781
02:08:16,125 --> 02:08:17,792
Monster!
782
02:08:21,168 --> 02:08:22,625
It's me!
783
02:08:24,542 --> 02:08:26,124
Just me.
784
02:09:31,417 --> 02:09:36,025
Too bad her boobs aren't in the
middle of her face instead of that nose.
785
02:09:36,918 --> 02:09:38,292
Mm-hmm.
786
02:09:38,792 --> 02:09:39,792
Next!
787
02:09:45,833 --> 02:09:49,000
Pretty girls should always smile.
788
02:09:54,417 --> 02:09:56,708
At 50 it stops.
789
02:12:58,167 --> 02:12:59,458
So beautiful!
790
02:13:00,375 --> 02:13:01,583
We love you!
791
02:13:04,375 --> 02:13:06,333
You're irreplaceable!
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