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CHUCK: I DIDN'T FEEL GOOD
OR PROUD OF THE JOURNEY

THAT HAROLD AND I
WERE STARTING ON,

BUT I SAW
NO ALTERNATIVE.

THIS WAS OUR WAY OUT.

AND AS BEST
AS I COULD FIGURE,

IT WAS OUR ONLY WAY OUT.

GRANTED, IT WAS
A DRASTIC STEP,

BUT SOMETIMES
DRASTIC CIRCUMSTANCES

CALL FOR DRASTIC MEASURES.
IN OTHER WORDS,

SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO
STICK YOUR NECK OUT.

OF COURSE, IF THINGS
DIDN'T WORK OUT...

WELL, I WAS WILLING
TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.

I MEAN, I'D PREFER
NOT TO, BUT I FIGURE

THAT'S JUST PART
OF THE GAME.

IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT
YOUR BUTT OUT ON THE LINE,

CHANCES ARE YOUR BUTT'S
GONNA GET BIT OFF.

HOW YOU FEELING?

PR-PRETTY GOOD.

NO, I MEAN,
HOW YOU FEELING?

OHH...

I'M TRYING NOT TO THINK
ABOUT IT.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB.

(SIGHS)

WOULD YOU
GIVE ME THOSE

BEFORE YOU GET THEM
ALL MESSED UP?

GIMME 'EM.
COME ON!

I'M JUST
A LITTLE NERVOUS, OK?

WELL, THEN, YOU GOT
THE RIGHT FEELING.

THAT SIGN
OUGHT TO SAY

"IN THE MIDDLE
OF FRIGGING NOWHERE."

(CHUCKLING)

MIDDLE OF FRIGGING NOWHERE.
THAT WOULD BE PRETTY FUNNY.

YEAH.

LISTEN, IF
SOMETHING GOES WRONG,

YOU TAKE CARE
OF YOUR OWN SELF.

CHUCK--
OK, MAN.

YOU'RE GOING
TO COVER YOURSELF.

CHUCK, YOU SAID...

NOTHING COULD GO WRONG.

I SAID CHANCES ARE

NOTHING WILL
GO WRONG, HAROLD...

BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

THAT RIGHT THERE WILL BE
OUR PHRASE FOR THE DAY.

CHUCK, REMEMBER WHEN
WE WERE LITTLE KIDS,

THE RADIO,
THE GUY ON THE RADIO

WOULD SAY, LIKE, TODAY'S
COLOR IS, LIKE, PURPLE,

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

TRYING TO GET READY
TO GO TO SCHOOL,

AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE
NOTHING PURPLE TO WEAR,

SO YOU'D HAVE TO GO
TEARING THROUGH THE HOUSE

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING PURPLE,
LIKE A PURPLE SHIRT--

HAROLD, LET'S NOT WORRY
ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.

I'M SORRY.

THESE CARDS
ARE ALL MESSED UP.

ALL RIGHT,
SO FAR SO GOOD.

NOW, REMEMBER:

SOMETHING GOES
WRONG, GET THE CAR

BACK TO THE HANGAR,
STRIP IT DOWN,

ALL RIGHT?
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

WE'VE GONE OVER IT
ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES.

YEAH. WONDER WHY
I'M STILL WORRIED

THAT ONE OF US MIGHT
FORGET SOMETHING.

HAROLD, DON'T BE
PLAYING WITH THAT,

ALL RIGHT? PUT IT
IN YOUR POCKET.

THAT THING
ONLY COMES OUT

IF ABSOLUTELY
NECESSARY, ALL RIGHT?

I'D STILL FEEL
A LITTLE BETTER

IF MAYBE I HAD
SOME BULLETS.

HAROLD, BULLETS
AND A GUN

ARE POTENTIALLY
A DANGEROUS COMBINATION.

THAT'S HOW PEOPLE
GET KILLED.

ALL RIGHT?

NOW, HAROLD...

WE DON'T WANT
NO KILLING, DO WE?

NO.

SO NEGATORY
ON THE BULLETS?

UH..."H-HURRY UP"?

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

"GIVE ME ALL
OF YOUR MONEY."

"HURRY UP." HA HA!

OH...

DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
YOU TO THE VAULT?

(RING)

OH!

TELLER: AAH!

AAH!

OH, MY GOD.

LOOK AT ALL
THIS MONEY!

WELL, PUT IT IN!

OK. ALL RIGHT.

WHOO...

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY
ON THE FLOOR!

THEY'RE ON THE FLOOR.

WHAT'S EVERYBODY
DOING ON THE FLOOR?

THE BANK'S BEING ROBBED.

THE BANK'S
BEING ROBBED?

YEAH.

BY WHO?

HIM AND HIS PARTNER!

YOU ROBBING
THE BANK?

UH...

UH, YEAH.

WELL, GUESS WHAT.
SO AM I.

WELL...WELL,
WE WERE HERE FIRST.

I DON'T BELIEVE
THIS STUFF!

OH, CATERPILLARS...

THEY WANT TO ROB
THE BANK, TOO.

YEAH, THE STOCKINGS
ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY.

TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL MAKE THIS
REAL SIMPLE.

YOU HAND OVER
THE MONEY,

AND I'LL FORGET
I EVER SEEN YOU.

HA! I AIN'T HANDING
OVER NO MONEY.

(LAUGHS)

HE AIN'T HANDING OVER
THE MONEY.

I WANT THE MONEY!

FREEZE!

NO!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(ALARM GOES OFF)

AWW...

AAH!

(APPROACHING SIRENS)

OH, NO.

AAH!

DAMN IT!

MESSED THE PLACE UP
PRETTY GOOD,
DIDN'T THEY, TAMMY KAY?

YES, SIR.

(KNOCKING)

WHAT'S THAT?

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY
KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR.

WHICH DOOR?

(KNOCKING)

OH!

I THINK
IT'S THE BATHROOM.

(KNOCKING)

ANYBODY IN THERE?

CHUCK: YEAH...

WHO ARE YOU?

CHUCK BETTS.

I WAS GOING
TO THE BATHROOM

AND THEN...I HEARD ALL
THIS COMMOTION OUTSIDE

AND THEN...WELL,

WHEN I TRIED TO
GET OUT, THE DOOR,

IT JAMMED UP ON ME.

YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE?

NO. I'VE BEEN WOUNDED.

IT WON'T OPEN.
I ALREADY TRIED.

IT'S JAMMED.

ALL RIGHT,
YOU JUST HANG ON.

I'LL GET SOMEBODY
TO HELP YOU.

YOU BETTER COME ON
OUT OF THERE, SON.

YOU LOOK WHITE
AS A SHEET.

I PEEKED OUT THE WINDOW
BACK THERE.

I SAW THEM JUMPING
INTO AN OLD CHEVY.

I BELIEVE
IT WAS A CAMARO.

WERE THEY STILL
WEARING THEIR MASKS?

NO, SIR. THEY
TOOK THEM OFF.

YOU GET A GOOD LOOK?

YES, SIR, I DID.

THEY WERE, UH...

2 BALD GUYS...

APPROXIMATELY
50 YEARS OF AGE,

AND ONE OF THEM EVEN
HAD A HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE,

THE KIND THAT WHIPS
AND CURLS AROUND--

AMBULANCE
IS HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO NEED
TO TALK TO YOU

SOME MORE LATER,
SON.

WHY DON'T YOU
GO GET PATCHED UP?

ALL RIGHT.

THANKS.

CHUCK: WHEN YOU GO
TO ROB A BANK,

YOU THINK THINGS
MIGHT GET OUT OF HAND,

MIGHT GET
A LITTLE CRAZY,

BUT 2 GUYS COMING AND
ROBBING THE SAME BANK

AT THE SAME TIME YOU ARE

AND THEN GET STUCK
IN THE TOILET...

NOW, THAT'S ONE SITUATION
I NEVER EVEN DREAMED OF.

AND THEN WHEN IT SEEMED
LIKE ALL THE WEIRD STUFF

THAT COULD HAPPEN,
HAPPENED,

SOMETHING EVEN WEIRDER
HAPPENED...

EXCEPT THIS WAS
A GOOD WEIRD.

HI.

HEY.

YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'VE
GOT A LITTLE FEVER.

I BELIEVE I DO.

YOUR BODY'S PROBABLY JUST
GOING THROUGH A LITTLE SHOCK.

YEAH, I GUESS.

BUT THAT'S NORMAL.

IT'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

WE'RE READY
FOR THIS ONE.

CHUCK: THERE'S GOOD-LOOKING,
AND THERE'S GOOD-LOOKING,

BUT THIS GIRL DRIFTED OFF AT
A WHOLE DIFFERENT CATEGORY.

SHE WAS
THE KIND OF GORGEOUS

THAT MADE YOU HALF HOPE
SHE'D IGNORE YOU.

THAT WAY
YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF

THE TERRIBLE TROUBLE OF
FALLING DESPERATELY IN LOVE.

'CAUSE LET'S FACE IT:
WITH A GIRL LIKE THAT,

YOU DON'T BELIEVE SHE'D LOVE
YOU AS MUCH AS YOU'D LOVE HER.

I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
OF THAT HAPPENING?

I FOUND OUT LATER
THAT HER NAME WAS LAYLA,

AND THERE
WASN'T MUCH DOUBT

THAT SHE COULD MAKE ME
BEG, "DARLING, PLEASE."

YEAH, I CAN
VERIFY THE CAPRI.

OH, NO,
I DIDN'T SEE HIS FACE.

I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THE OTHER GUY

DUCKED DOWN THE BACK SEAT
OR TOOK OFF ON FOOT

OR IN ANOTHER VEHICLE.

LISTEN, I GOT TO GO.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

HOW WE FEELING?

I'M--I'M DOIN'
BETTER, THANKS.

YEAH?
YEAH.

I GOT HIM.

WHY, I'M GLAD.

LISTEN, DO YOU WANT ME
TO TAKE YOU BACK TO TOWN

SO YOU CAN GET YOUR CAR?

I'M NOT SURE I CAN
DRIVE IN THIS CONDITION.

I GOT A BUDDY WHO'LL BE GLAD
TO GO PICK UP MY CAR.

OH. I GUESS YOU'D
JUST AS SOON GO HOME, HUH?

YEAH, I WOULD.

OK. YOU NEED A LIFT?

YEAH.

SO I GOT ASSIGNED
TO INFERNO

RIGHT OUT OF
THE POLICE ACADEMY.

I'VE BEEN HERE
ABOUT 3 MONTHS.

GOT ASSIGNED TO INFERNO.

YEAH. BELIEVE ME,

THERE WEREN'T A LOT
OF HANDS IN THE AIR

WHEN THEY WERE ASKING
FOR VOLUNTEERS.

YEAH, I'LL BET.

BUT BEING THAT
I'M FROM EL PASO,

THEY DECIDED TO SEND ME.

I THINK IT HAD MORE
TO DO WITH BEING A WOMAN

IN A ROOMFUL OF MEN
WHO DIDN'T WANT TO GO.

THAT'S A PRETTY
SORRY DEAL.

YEAH. I TELL YOU
ONE THING--

I'VE WATCHED MORE
WHEEL OF FORTUNE

THAN I EVER THOUGHT
WAS POSSIBLE.

DO YOU EVER NOTICE HOW SKINNY
VANNA WHITE'S LEGS ARE?

YES! I WAS JUST GETTING
READY TO SAY THAT!

NO!
YES, I WAS.

IT WAS ON THE TIP
OF MY TONGUE.

TOP HALF,
BIG AND FULL...

AND THEN SHE'S GOT
THESE SKINNY LITTLE LEGS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND DOES PAT SAJAK
REMIND YOU OF A KID

YOU WOULD'VE GIVEN A LOT
OF GRIEF TO IN GYM CLASS?

WELL...YEAH, BUT HE'S
KINDA CUTE.

BUT HE'S KIND OF A NERD
AT THE SAME TIME,

LIKE IF HE
ASKED YOU OUT,

YOU'D THINK ABOUT IT
A FEW SECONDS

BUT THEN SAY
YOU HAD OTHER PLANS.

RIGHT. OH, UH...
TAKE A LEFT UP THERE.

OK.

AHH...

WELL...

THEY TOLD YOU HOW TO CHANGE
THAT DRESSING AND ALL?

YEAH.

GOOD. 'CAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT
TO KEEP IT CLEAN.

THIS WEATHER'S
JUST A BREEDING GROUND
FOR BACTERIA.

YEAH. THEY GAVE ME A LOT
OF OINTMENT AND STUFF.

GOOD. BE SURE
TO EAT RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, YOU LOST
A LITTLE BLOOD.

YOU NEED TO EAT, AND BUILD
EVERYTHING BACK UP.

YEAH.
I GOT PLENTY OF FOOD.

WELL, THANKS AGAIN.

SURE.

YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING
FUNNY, KIND OF GOOFY?

SURE.

WELL...

I WAS IN THAT HOSPITAL,

RIGHT?

THIS IS STRANGE FOR ME
TO BE SAYING.

OH, NO. GO AHEAD.
I PROBABLY WON'T
THINK IT'S STRANGE.

YOU SURE?
I--I'M SURE.

OK.

WELL, I WAS
ON THAT STRETCHER,

AND I HAD MY EYES CLOSED.

AND WHEN
I OPENED UP MY EYES,

I SWEAR TO GOD!

I LOOKED UP AT YOU...

AND I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING
AT SOME KIND OF AN ANGEL.

I KNOW IT'S SILLY
FOR ME TO SAY,

BUT HEY, THAT'S
JUST WHAT I THOUGHT.

I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING
AT AN ANGEL FACE.

WELL, THANK YOU.

SEE YOU.

BYE.

CHUCK: I'M NOT
SOME ROMEO GUY

WITH A WHOLE BUNCH
OF SMOOTH LINES,

AND I'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING
LIKE "ANGEL FACE"

TO ANYONE
IN MY WHOLE LIFE,

BUT I MEANT IT.

EVEN IF IT DID
SOUND DUMB AS HELL,

I MEANT WHAT I SAID
ABOUT LAYLA'S ANGEL FACE...

AND I WAS JUST PRAYING

THAT SHE DIDN'T THINK
I WAS A GOOF FOR SAYING SO.

WHAT A DAY.

(WHISPERING) Chuck!

YOU SCARED ME
TO DEATH!

I'M SORRY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
SNEAKING AROUND LIKE THAT?

I SAW YOU PULL UP
IN A POLICE CAR,

AND I THOUGHT
THE JIG WAS UP.

I HAD TO HIDE.

WELL,
THE JIG AIN'T UP.

IT WAS DAMN NEAR UP.
COULD BE UP AGAIN.

BUT IT AIN'T UP NOW?

NO, IT AIN'T UP NOW.

NOT FOR THE MOMENT,
ANYWAYS.

WHERE'S THE CAR?

I STRIPPED IT.
IT'S AT THE HANGAR.

DAMN, HAROLD.
THAT'S FAST WORK.

WELL, MY POWER WRENCH
IS REAL QUICK.

I GOT NEW BATTERIES.

SO YOU DROVE
THE PICKUP OVER HERE?

YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ARM?

I GOT SHOT.

BULLET CAME THROUGH
THE BATHROOM DOOR,

WHICH IS WHERE
I WAS...HIDING.

NOW YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE

THAT YOU'VE BEEN SHOT
DURING A HOLDUP.

I DON'T THINK I'LL BE
BRAGGING ABOUT THAT

ANYTIME SOON.

OK.

WHY DIDN'T THEY
ARREST YOU?

I TOLD THEM
I WAS A CUSTOMER...

IN THERE
USING THE BATHROOM.

IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU WEREN'T...

IN THE BROOM CLOSET.

YEAH. NOW,
THAT'S A GOOD THING.

OH, NO QUESTION
ABOUT IT.

NO QUESTION AT ALL.

ALL 4 MEN WERE WORKING
TOGETHER ON THIS ONE.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
CERTAIN OF THAT?

WELL, I'D STAKE
MY REPUTATION ON IT.

THE ODDS OF
2 SETS OF BANK ROBBERS

HITTING FIRST INFERNO
ON THE SAME DAY

AT, UH, EXACTLY
THE SAME TIME

HAVE TO BE ABOUT
A ZILLION TO ONE.

WELL, YES, BUT
THE TELLER SAID--

THEY'S CAME IN 2
DIFFERENT AUTOMOBILES...

THUS DOUBLING THEIR
CHANCES OF GETTING AWAY

AND, UH...SIMULTANEOUSLY
CREATING A GREAT DEAL

OF CHAOS AND CONFUSION.

WELL, THAT SEEMS
TO HAVE WORKED.

NOW, DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT THAT.

WE'LL, UH...WE'LL BE
CATCHING THESE BOYS

IN SHORT ORDER.

ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THANK YOU, SHERIFF.

THANK YOU.

TV NEWSWOMAN:
4 MEN WORKING IN 2 PAIRS

ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE ROBBERY.

IT IS REPORTED
THAT THEY'VE GOTTEN AWAY

WITH OVER $100,000.

NOW, WE UNDERSTAND
THAT WITNESSES

HAVE GOTTEN
THE DETAILED DESCRIPTION

OF BOTH GETAWAY CARS AND
THEIR LICENSE PLATE NUMBERS.

UH, THAT IS CORRECT.

WE, UH, HAVE
DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS

OF BOTH CARS AND
LICENSE PLATE NUMBERS,

AND I CAN ASSURE YOU
IT WON'T BE LONG

UNTIL THESE MEN ARE
BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.

NOW, ARE THERE ANY--

$100,000!

MY EYE!

I'M TELLING YOU,
HAROLD,

THERE WAS SOME MAJOR CASH
JUST SITTING THERE.

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WOULD ONLY TAKE ABOUT...

$80,000 TO GET OUR PLANE
UP AND RUNNING.

YEAH, WELL, UH,

IN MY LIMITED
BANK-ROBBING EXPERIENCE,

I FOUND THAT YOU DON'T
ASK FOR WHAT YOU NEED.

YOU TAKE
WHATEVER THEY GOT.

AND THERE WAS
LIKE...A MILLION,

MAYBE $2 MILLION.

IT WAS JUST
SITTING THERE.

WELL, THE MORE THE MERRIER,
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

YOU REALIZE
IT AIN'T SO GREAT.

IT AIN'T?

A COUPLE OF
MILLION DOLLARS
IN FIRST INFERNO?

YEAH.

THAT DON'T ADD UP.

THERE AIN'T
THAT MUCH MONEY

IN THIS PART
OF THE STATE,

LET ALONE, WHAT?
FIRST INFERNO?

SO WHAT DOES THAT
TELL YOU?

TELLS ME, HEY,

WE HIT THE MOTHER LODE!

NO, WE DIDN'T HIT
THE MOTHER LODE.

WE HIT A PILE
OF DIRTY MONEY.

DIRTY MONEY!

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT KIND OF GUYS
LOOK FOR DIRTY MONEY?

DIRTY...PEOPLE?

YEAH.
DIRTY GUYS.

NOW, HERE'S
THE IRONY OF IT ALL,
THOUGH, HAROLD.

SEE, MY BAD LUCK BEING
STUCK IN THAT TOILET?

THAT ACTUALLY
TURNED OUT TO BE
MY GOOD LUCK,

'CAUSE THE MONEY
MAY BE DIRTY,
BUT IT'S SAFE.

HOW'S THAT?

WHO WOULD THINK SOMEONE
WOULD ROB A BANK,

TURN AROUND, HIDE THE MONEY
IN THE SAME BANK?

THAT'S THE LAST PLACE
THEY'D LOOK!

YEAH.

NOW, THAT'S
WHAT I CALL IRONIC.

UH-HUH.

THERE'S SOME
BAD NEWS, HOWEVER.

THERE IS?

THE MONEY'S SO DAMN SAFE,
I'M NOT SURE HOW
WE'RE GOING TO GET IT.

HEY...

WE COULD RE-ROB THE BANK!

NO.

ONCE IS ENOUGH
FOR ME.

MY BANK-ROBBING
DAYS ARE BEHIND ME.

OH, GOOD.

WELL...

YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.

YOU ALWAYS DO.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

THEY GOT IT ALL?

'FRAID SO.
CLEAN SWEEP.

HUH! THEM BANDITS
ARE SOMEWHERE,

COUNTING THEIR MONEY AND
HAVING A GOOD GIGGLE!

THEY PROBABLY FIGURED TO
CLEAR 100,000, MAYBE.

HO HO HO. WELL...

GET HOME
WITH THEIR GOODY BAG,

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

TRICK OR TREAT TO THE TUNE
OF $3 MILLION, DAMN IT!

SHERIFF GIBSON SAID
HE WOULD FIND THE MONEY.

IT WOULD TAKE GIBSON
2 HANDS

TO FIND HIS BUTT!

AND IF YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, DIRT WAD,

LET'S SAY
HE DOES FIND IT.

WHAT DOES HE FIND?

HE FINDS
$3 MILLION!

THEN...WHOSE TAIL IS
IN THE WRINGER, HUH?

WHOSE BUTT
IS HANGING OUT THERE

IN THE BREEZE?

I...DON'T KNOW.

YOURS, STUPID!

(WHISPERING) THE FEDS
WILL BE DOWN HERE

IN HALF A HEARTBEAT,

AND THEY'LL START
ASKING YOU A FEW QUESTIONS,

AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO EXPLAIN TO THEM

THAT YOU'VE BEEN
LAUNDERING A LITTLE CASH.

YES, SIR!

AND DON'T BOTHER
TO MENTION MY NAME,

BECAUSE I AM CLEAN
AS A WHISTLE.

I DIDN'T TOUCH NO MONEY!

YOU THINK THE FEDS
WILL BE DOWN HERE?

NO.

NO. IF THERE IS A...

A GOOD AND LOVING GOD,
I WILL FIND THE MONEY

BEFORE GIBSON GETS HIS
FINGER OUT OF HIS NOSE,

AND WHEN I DO FIND IT...
I'M GOING TO TAKE

THE SNAKES
WHO DID THIS TO ME,

PUT THEIR HEADS ON
THE CHOPPING BLOCK...

AND THEN, JUST LIKE
A FRIGGING CHICKEN...

SOMETHING
JUST DAWNED ON ME.

WHAT'S THAT?

WHO KNEW I WAS
RUNNIN' MONEY THROUGH HERE?

ME AND YOU!

NO.

YOU'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH
TO ROB YOUR OWN BANK

AND PUT IN $100,000
IN INSURANCE CLAIMS

AND KEEP MY 3 MIL

FOR YOUR OWN...

NO.

NO.

YOU'RE NOT.

BECAUSE IF YOU DID

AND I FIND OUT
ABOUT IT,

I'D GUT YOU
LIKE A JACKRABBIT

FROM YOUR TOES
TO YOUR NOSTRILS!

NO. MM-MMM.

YOU DO NOT HAVE
THE NUGGETS FOR THAT.

I'LL FIND OUT
WHO DID IT...

AND WHEN I DO,

THERE'S GOING
TO BE HELL TO PAY.

(DOOR CLOSES)

OH...

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
I'M GONNA END UP

EATING A PICKLE
AND A MAYO SANDWICH.

(CAR HORN HONKS)

OH, MAN.

YES!

YES.

YES.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

ONE SECOND, PLEASE!

(TOILET FLUSHES)

COMING!

HI.

HI.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

PRETTY GOOD.
COME ON IN.

I JUST GOT TO THINKING,
WITH YOUR ARM HURT AND ALL,

YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO FIX YOUR OWN DINNER,

SO I MADE YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING.

I HOPE YOU LIKE LASAGNA.

I LOVE LASAGNA.

LASAGNA'S, LIKE,
MY FAVORITE DISH

OF ALL TIME.

AND I BROUGHT
SOME BEER.

OH. I LIKE BEERS,
TOO.

GOOD.

(WATER RUNNING)

HAVE YOU GOT COMPANY?

OH, NO.

THE DAMN HOSE
FALLS OFF.

THE THING
KEEPS FLUSHING.

I GOT TO TAKE
THE LID OFF,

THEN I GOT TO
FIX THE HOSE

JUST ABOUT...

EVERY DAMN...

TIME.

CHUCK: SHE LOOKED
SO BEAUTIFUL,

AND I WAS JUST
STANDING THERE

TALKING ABOUT
MY BROKEN TOILET.

MAN, I JUST WANTED
TO KILL MYSELF.

ANYWAYS...

YOU HUNGRY?

OH! YOU BET!

I'M STARVED.
GOOD.

WE COULD SET UP
RIGHT HERE.
YEAH. PERFECT.

HERE, CAN YOU...

OH. HERE--OH, WOW!

YOU CAN'T EVEN
GET DRESSED, CAN YOU?
NO.

THE CURSE
OF INFERNO.

THAT'S WHAT
THEY CALL IT.

WHAT'S THAT MEAN,
THE CURSE OF INFERNO?

WELL...PRETTY MUCH
EVERYBODY WHO LIVES HERE

WOULD PREFER TO BE
LIVING SOMEWHERE ELSE.

BUT THE CURSE IS
YOU CAN'T LEAVE INFERNO.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE?

WELL, YOU CAN--
I MEAN, YOU'RE FREE TO GO--

BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS
HAPPENS TO KEEP YOU HERE.

THAT RIGHT THERE
IS THE CURSE.

THAT'S JUST SO WEIRD!

MOST PEOPLE WORK
FOR MOSE HUDDENAL.

THE RICH GUY?

RICHEST MAN IN
THIS PART OF TEXAS.

AND MOSE PAYS FOLKS
JUST ENOUGH TO KEEP
THEM HANGING ON...

BUT NOT ENOUGH SO
THEY CAN GET AHEAD

OR GET OUT.

THAT GO FOR YOU, TOO?

YOU WANT TO LEAVE INFERNO?

YEAH. IN THE WORST WAY.

SOMETIMES I WAKE UP,
GOT MY EYES SHUT...

AND I THINK, LET ME
JUST OPEN UP MY EYES

AND FIND MYSELF
ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE...

AND THEN YOU OPEN
YOUR EYES.

AND I AIN'T MOVED.

I'M IN
THE SAME PLACE

SINGING
THE SAME SONG...

GOING NOWHERE FAST.

SEEMS TO ME YOU
NEED TO DO A LITTLE MORE

THAN JUST CLOSE
YOUR EYES AND HOPE.

I GOT
A WHOLE PLAN.

I BOUGHT MYSELF A SWEET
LITTLE BEECH 18.

A BEECH 18?

IT'S AN AIRPLANE.

IT'S A BEAUTY,
ISN'T SHE?

OH, YEAH.

YOU LOOK
AT THIS PLANE,

AND YOU ARE LOOKING
AT A REAL PIECE
OF AVIATION HISTORY.

IT'S NOT SOME FANCY
STREAMLINED NUMBER

WITH ALL FLASH
AND GADGETS, NO.

THIS RIGHT HERE
IS A WORKHORSE.

THIS IS BUILT
TO GET THE JOB DONE.

WELL, I'LL TAKE
SOLID AND RELIABLE

OVER FANCY ANY DAY.

ME TOO. ABSOLUTELY.

SO, CAN WE GO
FOR A RIDE?

A RIDE?

YEAH. COULD WE?

YOU MEAN, LIKE,
UP IN THE AIR?

YEAH. LIKE FLYING.

NO. SHE CAN'T FLY.

SHE CAN'T FLY?

RADIAL ENGINES.
THEY'RE A REAL PAIN.

THE RIGHT ONE'S
GOT NO COMPRESSION.

ALSO GOT A LITTLE
THROTTLE LINKAGE PROBLEM.

THE THROTTLE
WON'T ADVANCE.

OF COURSE, IF THE THROTTLE
DID ADVANCE,

IT WOULDN'T
MATTER MUCH.

BECAUSE YOU'D STILL HAVE
THE RIGHT ENGINE PROBLEM?

EXACTLY. BUT HAROLD,
HE'S GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE WORK,

GET SOME MONEY
FOR SOME PARTS,

WE'LL BE UP
IN BUSINESS.

WE COULD TAXI
IF YOU LIKE.

I'D LOVE TO TAXI.

WORKING FOR MOSE,

I SAVED ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY FOR MY TRAINING.

I GOT ALL MY HOURS SO
I COULD FLY LEFT SEAT.

ON DAYS I WASN'T
WORKING FOR HIM,

I WAS OVER AT SHREVEPORT

FLYING FOR
SOME OTHER PEOPLE,

MAKIN' A LITTLE
EXTRA CASH.

THAT'S VERY AMBITIOUS.

MAYBE A LITTLE TOO AMBITIOUS
FOR SOME PEOPLE.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

THIS USED
TO BE MOSE'S PLANE.

HE BOUGHT A NEW ONE, SO HE
DIDN'T USE THIS ONE ANYMORE,

SO HE DECIDED
TO SELL IT.

WELL, NOBODY
NEEDS 2 PLANES.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SO I SAVED ENOUGH MONEY

TO MAKE A DOWN PAYMENT
AND GET A LOAN,

BUT WHEN HE FOUND OUT
IT WAS ME BUYING THE PLANE,

HE GOT ALL TICKED OFF,
YOU KNOW,

LIKE I'D OVERSTEPPED
MY BOUNDARIES.

ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?

NO.

SO HE LET ME
BUY THE PLANE,

THEN TURNED AROUND
AND CANNED ME.

HE FIRED YOU?

SO I GOT THE PLANE,

BUT AFTER I MAKE
MY MONTHLY PAYMENT,

I AIN'T GOT ENOUGH MONEY
TO GET HER UP AND RUNNIN'.

I HATE THAT GUY.

YOU AND ME BOTH.

HOW MUCH
WOULD IT COST

TO GET THE PLANE
IN WORKING ORDER?

ABOUT 80 GRAND.

YOU KNOW,
THAT KIND OF MONEY

IS A LITTLE
HARD TO COME BY.

WELL, IF MOSE
WOULD HAVE KEPT ME ON,

SLOWLY BUT SURELY
I'D HAVE THE MONEY.

HUH.

CHEERS.

WELL, LET'S SAY YOU DID
GET THE MONEY, RIGHT?

AND YOU GOT THE PLANE
UP AND RUNNING...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN?

ME AND HAROLD...

WE'RE GOING DOWN TO
THE CARIBBEAN ISLANDS,

AND WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN
CHARTER PLANE BUSINESS.

WE'RE GONNA FLY PEOPLE
FROM THE MAINLAND

TO THE SMALLER ISLANDS,
BACK AND FORTH.

WELL,
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

YEAH.

I THOUGHT SO...
BUT I HAVE

THE CURSE OF INFERNO
HANGING OVER ME.

WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW.
THINGS COULD CHANGE.

CHUCK:
WE COULD TALK FOREVER...

ABOUT SOMETHING
OR ABOUT NOTHING AT ALL.

IT DIDN'T
REALLY MATTER MUCH.

TIME JUST SORT OF
EVAPORATED,

AND I WISHED THAT THE WHOLE
WORLD WOULD JUST GO AWAY

SO WE COULD BE ALONE
TOGETHER...

FOREVER.

(BLUE MOON PLAYS)

OH...

I LOVE THIS SONG.

DO YOU LIKE IT?

YEAH.

ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN DANCIN'?

HEH. I'M NOT MUCH
OF A DANCER.

* ...A LOVE OF MY OWN *

OKAY, I'D LOVE
TO DANCE.

* BLUE MOON... *

CHUCK: OUR BODIES
WERE A PERFECT FIT.

THEY WERE, LIKE, DESIGNED
TO BE PRESSED TOGETHER.

I FELT SILLY,

AND I WASN'T GONNA
BLURT OUT ANYTHING STUPID

LIKE I HAD
EARLIER THAT DAY,

BUT I KNEW LAYLA
WAS THE ONE.

THAT WAS CLEAR AND SIMPLE.

NOW I JUST
HAD TO FIGURE A WAY

TO KEEP HER IN MY LIFE.

* OOOOOH *

* OOOOOH *

* WITHOUT A LOVE
OF MY OWN *

* BLUE MOON... *

CHUCK: OF COURSE, THERE
STILL WAS ONE SMALL PROBLEM.

STARTING TOMORROW MORNING,

LAYLA HAD TO GO
BACK TO WORK.

BACK LOOKING FOR THE GUYS

WHO ROBBED
FIRST INFERNO BANK.

AND AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT,
I WAS ONE OF THOSE GUYS.

BUT I DECIDED
TO CLOSE MY EYES

AND WORRY ABOUT THAT
IN THE MORNING.

REMOVE THE DIRT PARTICLE
FROM THE FIBER.

THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
STEP IN CARPET CLEANING--

LIFTING THE DIRT AWAY
WITHOUT DAMAGING.

NOW, HAROLD,
DO YOU FEEL THE DIRT

BECOMING DISENGAGED
FROM THE CARPET FIBER?

I THINK SO.

FEEL IT.

MASSAGE THE CARPET.

FEEL THE DIRT SEPARATE.

YEAH. I THINK
I DO FEEL IT NOW.

THANK YOU.

NOW...LET'S SEE
IF YOUR CARPET IS DRY.

OKAY.

YOU SEE, IT CAN
FEEL DRY ON TOP,

BUT IS IT DRY
DEEP DOWN?

THAT IS
THE QUESTION.

WELL?

YES. I THINK
IT'S DRY.

NOW WE ARE READY
TO LIFT AND SUCK.

WELL, THEN, I GUESS ONE OF US
SHOULD HAVE STAYED
ON THEIR KNEES.

(SNICKERS)

I DO NOT APPRECIATE
THAT KIND OF VULGARITY

AND THERE IS NO ROOM
FOR HUMOR

IN THE CARPET CLEANING
AND RESTORATION BUSINESS.

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

YES, SIR.

VACUUM, PLEASE.

THINK ABOUT THE NAP.

ALWAYS MOVE
WITH THE NAP,

NEVER AGAINST
THE NAP.

WE DO NOT WANT TO DAMAGE
OR ABUSE THE FIBER.

MOVE GENTLY...

WITH THE NAP.
WITH THE NAP.

NOT LIKE THIS,
NO, NO, THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT LIKE THIS,
WITH THE NAP.
WITH THE NAP.

COME ON, HAROLD.

WITH THE NAP.
WITH THE NAP.

GOOD.

ALL: WITH THE NAP.

THE MOBILE UNIT

IS A VERY VALUABLE
PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.

DO NOT--I REPEAT--
DO NOT PARK IT

NEXT TO OTHER VEHICLES.

IF YOU MUST PARK
IN A PARKING LOT,

PARK IT IN A FAR CORNER

AWAY FROM
THE OTHER VEHICLES.

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE
ANY DINGS.

ANY DINGS WILL BE DEDUCTED
FROM YOUR PAYCHECK.

AND DINGS AIN'T CHEAP.
UNDERSTOOD?

UNDERSTOOD.
UNDERSTOOD.

YOU HAVE YOUR CALLS?

YES, WE DO.

REMEMBER--
BE CHEERFUL.

BIG SMILE?

BIG SMILE.
VERY GOOD.

BIG SMILE.

GOOD.

AGAINST THE NAP?

WITH THE NAP.

WITH THE NAP.

BYE.

(ENGINE STARTS)

KEEP HER UNDER 50.

(BARKING)

(GROWLING)

MAY I USE YOUR
PHONE, PLEASE?

IS IT LOCAL?

NO, MA'AM.
I'M CALLING CHINA.

YES, IT'S LOCAL.

IT'S IN THERE,
BUT DON'T TAKE LONG.

I'M EXPECTING A VERY
IMPORTANT PHONE CALL.

IT'LL ONLY BE
A SECOND, MA'AM.

MM-HMM.

HELLO. IS THIS
FIRST INFERNO BANK?

I HAVE SOME VERY
EXCITING NEWS FOR YOU.

YES. YOUR NAME
HAS BEEN DRAWN,

AND YOUR BANK HAS WON

FREE CARPET AND SHAMPOO
REJUVENATING TREATMENT.

THAT IS CORRECT...

CHUCK: OH, WHAT A TANGLED
WEB I STARTED TO WEAVE.

BUT IF I DID SAY SO MYSELF,

IT WAS ONE BEAUTY
OF AN IDEA,

AND IT SPARED US
THE TERRIBLE TASK
OF RE-ROBBING THE BANK,

WHICH WAS A GOOD THING,

BECAUSE I WASN'T UP FOR
GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN.

IN FACT, AS FAR AS
I WAS CONCERNED,

THE SOONER WE COULD GET OUT

OF THE BUSINESS OF
BEING CRIMINALS, THE BETTER.

LAYLA AND I SAW EACH OTHER
AS OFTEN AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

WE'D ARRANGE TO MEET
FOR BREAKFAST,

FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
IN THE AFTERNOONS...

ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE,
AS OFTEN AS WE COULD.

UNFORTUNATELY,
THE CONVERSATIONS

SOMETIMES TURNED TOWARD
THE ISSUE OF HER WORK,

AND THESE TALKS,
THEY MADE ME MORE THAN
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

I WAS THINKING THAT
MAYBE THEY WEREN'T
WORKING TOGETHER,

YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?

THAT THERE WERE
2 PARTIES OF 2,

AND THEY JUST HAPPENED
TO ROB THE SAME BANK

AT THE SAME TIME.

I DON'T KNOW.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

CHUCK: I WANTED TO BE HELPFUL,

BUT OF COURSE, I DIDN'T WANT
TO BE TOO HELPFUL.

IT SEEMS LIKE THE ODDS
MIGHT BE AGAINST IT A LITTLE.

I MEAN,
2 PAIRS OF ROBBERS

SHOWING UP
ALL AT THE SAME TIME
COINCIDENTALLY AND ALL?

YEAH...

I'D HAVE TO SAY--

AND THIS IS JUST
BY ME GUESSIN'--

THAT THEY WERE PROBABLY
ALL WORKIN' TOGETHER, ALL 4.

AND FOR MY MONEY,
I BET THEY'RE LONG GONE.

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'D SURE BE A REAL
FEATHER IN MY CAP

IF I CAUGHT 'EM.

THEY HAVE TO PAY
FOR THEIR CRIME.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,
THEY HAVE TO PAY.

I CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT.

CHUCK: I WAS HOPING
SHE WAS WRONG,

BUT I HAD A FEELING
SHE WAS RIGHT.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,
YOU HAVE TO PAY
FOR YOUR CRIME.

I SURE AM HAVING
A GOOD TIME.

ME, TOO.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I'M HAVING THE TIME
OF MY LIFE.

ME, TOO.

(WHISPERING)
DO YOU WANNA GO
TAKE A WALK?

WHERE TO?

I DON'T KNOW.
JUST THOUGHT WE
COULD TAKE A WALK.

OK. LET'S TAKE A WALK.

YEAH.

OK, COME ON.
COME ON.

YOU KNOW,
I WOULDN'T MIND

HAVING THAT LITTLE
POLICE UNIFORM

WADDED UP IN A BALL
AT THE FOOT OF MY BED.

HEH HEH HEH...

CHUCKIE BOY...

WHAT A KLUTZ.

IT WAS CHUCK THAT
WAS GONNA COME OVER

THE DAY
THE BANK GOT HIT.

SOME GIRLS
JUST LOVE LOSERS.

HEH. MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE BEEN A LOSER.

MIGHT HAVE
GOTTEN A LITTLE MORE...

NAH.

PROBABLY NOT.

SORRY. I...

DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE WAITING.

OK, BOYS.

ANY WORD?

NO.

I'VE BEEN
IN CONSTANT TOUCH

WITH SHERIFF GIBSON.

HE'S FOLLOWING UP ON
THAT LEAD IN HOUSTON--

2 GUYS
WITH LENGTHY RECORDS

SPENDING CASH,
BUYING NEW CARS,

STUFF LIKE THAT.

YOU EVER SEE ONE OF
THOSE GUYS AT A CARNIVAL

BITE THE HEADS OFF
OF LIVE CHICKENS?

YEAH.

YOU ASK YOURSELF
HOW COULD A GUY

BITE THE HEADS OFF
OF LIVE CHICKENS?

WONDER WHAT
DRIVES THEM TO IT?

TO JUST CHEW
ON A LIVE CHICKEN?

YOU KNOW? (CHUCKLES)

I CAN TELL YOU WHY.

IT'S THIS KIND OF AGGRAVATION.

'CAUSE
AT THIS VERY MINUTE,

I COULD MYSELF...

CLAMP MY TEETH
RIGHT DOWN...

ON SOME POOR LITTLE
UNSUSPECTING CHICKEN.

NEVER THINK TWICE ABOUT IT.

WHY?

I CAN TELL YOU.

'CAUSE I'M TICKED OFF.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
AROUND HERE?

WE'RE GETTING
THE CARPETS CLEANED.

CARPETS CLEANED?
WHO BY?

THAT GUY.
UH, WIZARD?

STUPID GUY
WITH A FUNNY TRUCK?

YUP.

HOW'D ALL THIS
COME ABOUT?

ONE OF MY
ASSISTANT MANAGERS
GOT A PHONE CALL,

AND IT SEEMS WE WON
A FREE CARPET CLEANING.

WON A FREE
CARPET CLEANING?

YES. I BELIEVE THEY PICKED
NUMBERS OUT OF A HAT.

YEAH, AND I BELIEVE I KNOW
WHOSE HAT THAT IS.

I JUST GOTTA USE
THE REST ROOM.

GO AHEAD.

THANK YOU.

WHERE THE HELL...

I DON'T BELIEVE...

AAH!
(THUD)

(TOILET FLUSHES)

GUARD: HEY, IS
EVERYTHING OK IN THERE?

YEAH.

UHH, NOTHING BROKEN.
NOBODY HURT.

THIS DAMN BATHROOM'S
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

YES.

OH, YES.

(WHISTLING)

HEY,
HOW'S IT GOING?

PRETTY GOOD. THIS IS THE PART
WHERE PEOPLE WALK IN AND OUT.

IT'S KIND OF A MESS,
BUT I'M GONNA GET IT.

FORGET THE RUG.
THAT AIN'T WHY WE'RE HERE.

OK.

LET'S GO.

HE'S A LOT SMARTER THAN
I GAVE HIM CREDIT FOR.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE
FIRED HIS BUTT AFTER ALL.

NAH.

LET'S FOLLOW 'EM.

NOT TOO CLOSE.
LET 'EM GET OUTTA TOWN.

I JUST WISH
THERE WAS A WAY

WE COULD LEAVE THE REST
OF THE MONEY BEHIND.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
WE USE WHAT WE NEED

TO GET THE PLANE
UP AND RUNNING,

THEN IF WE COULD JUST SEND
THE REST OF THE MONEY BACK.

WE COULD DO
WHAT PEOPLE DO

WITH THEIR KIDS WHEN
THEY DON'T WANT THEM.

WHAT'S THAT?

WE'D PUT 'EM IN A BLANKET
ON A FRONT PORCH,

RING THE DOORBELL,
AND YOU HAUL OUT.

SOMEBODY COMES OUT,
AND THEY SEE THE BLANKET,

THEY GET ALL NERVOUS
'CAUSE THEY THINK

THERE'S GONNA BE
A KID CRYING

AND MESSIN'
ALL OVER THE PLACE,

THEN IT TURNS OUT TO BE,
LIKE, $1 MILLION,

AND THEY GO, "OH, WOW!
THIS AIN'T A KID!

IT'S, LIKE,
A MILLION BUCKS!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT IDEA?

YOU LOST ME RIGHT AFTER
YOU RING THE DOORBELL.

SPEED UP.

THEY SPEEDIN' UP?

HUH?

UH, YEAH.

WE MIGHT NOT
HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT GIVING THAT
MONEY AWAY AFTER ALL.

PULL ALONGSIDE.

WATCH IT, WATCH IT,
HAROLD. WATCH IT! OH!

LOOK OUT!

HEY!

WHOOOO!

HA HA!

YEAH! DAMN, HAROLD.

THAT WAS GOOD
DRIVIN', HAROLD.

HERE THEY COME.

OH...NO.

DAMN IT.

THEY'RE ON THE SIDE.
LOOK OUT...

AAAH!
AAH!

(BOTH SCREAM)

GET AWAY FROM THERE.

GO ON, GIT!

AND KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

HE'S KINDA PLAYING HELL
WITH THE WIZARD MOBILE UNIT.

YEAH. KINDA.

GOT SOMETHING.

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

(CHUCKLES)

HOLY SHUCKS.

WHERE'S THE MONEY?

I DON'T KNOW.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.

CHUCK...

ARE YOU MESSIN'
WITH ME?

ARE YOU TRYING
TO PUSH MY BUTTON?

IF YOU ARE, YOU ARE
DOING A WING-DING OF A JOB.

NO, SIR, I'M NOT TRYING
TO PUSH YOUR BUTTON.

I TELL YOU
ONE THING I KNOW.

YOU GOT $3 MILLION
OF MY MONEY.

I THOUGHT THE MONEY
WAS THE B--

I'LL DO
THE TALKIN' HERE.

I'M A PATIENT MAN.

NOW, SEE, I APPRECIATE
A SMART PLAN.

YES, SIR.

AND THAT BUSINESS
OF YOU ROBBIN' THAT BANK

AND LEAVIN' THE MONEY
THERE IS A GEM, HMM?

YES. AND THE DECOY
BUSINESS TODAY.

THAT'S SMART STUFF.

YOU'RE SHREWD, CHUCK.

THANK YOU, SIR.

THAT WAS MY IDEA.

SHUT UP.

YOU EVER HEARD THE SAYIN'...

DON'T MUCK WITH A TRUCK
WHEN YOU'RE DRIVIN' A JEEP?

NO, I DON'T
BELIEVE I HAVE.

WHAT THAT MEANS IS,

I COULD KILL YOU
RIGHT NOW

IF I THOUGHT IT'D GET ME
CLOSER TO MY MONEY.

I'D SLIT YOUR GULLET
LIKE A BAG OF MARBLES

AND WATCH YOUR GUTS
ROLL OUT ON THE GROUND.

ANY PART OF THAT I JUST SAID
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND?

THE PART WITH THE
TRUCK AND THE JEEP--

SHUT UP.

NO. I THINK
I GOT IT ALL.

YOU GOT 48 HOURS,
CUSTARD HEAD.

48 HOURS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT

UNTIL I SEE
MY MONEY AGAIN,

OR I TURN YOU
INTO FERTILIZER MIX.

OKAY?

NOW, GET AWAY
FROM MY CAR.

WHERE DID ALL THE SHREDDED
NEWSPAPER COME FROM?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHERE'D
THE MONEY GO?

(SIGHS)
NOT A CLUE.

(BACKFIRING)

MY VAN...

MY VAN...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY VAN?

OH, GOD...

I THINK WE'RE
GONNA GET CANNED.

YOU THINK SO?

HERE'S YOUR HEAD.

OUT OF MY SIGHT.

OUT OF MY SIGHT,
YOU MONSTERS!

YOU MONSTERS!

CHUCK...

CHUCK, WHAT ABOUT
THE UNIFORMS?

GOT ANY IDEAS?

NOT ONE.

AND WHAT'S MORE IS
I DON'T CARE.

THE LESS WE KNOW,
THE BETTER OFF WE ARE.

HOW'S THAT?

WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY,
DON'T KNOW WHERE
THE MONEY IS...

THAT'S ABOUT AS CLOSE TO
INNOCENT AS WE'RE GONNA GET.

IT'S KIND OF...

IT'S ALL KIND OF...

IRONIC, AIN'T IT?

YEAH.
IT'S KIND OF IRONIC.

IT DOES MEAN
ONE THING, CHUCK.

WE AIN'T LEAVIN'
INFERNO.

WE AIN'T GONNA OPEN
OUR CHARTER PLANE
BUSINESS.

CHUCK: IN ALL THE CRAZINESS
AND CONFUSION, I ALMOST FORGOT

WHY WE EVEN WANTED
THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BUT LEAVE IT TO HAROLD TO
REMEMBER THAT WE HAD A DREAM.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT,
HAROLD.

WE AIN'T LEAVING
INFERNO.

WE AIN'T GOT OUR CARPET
CLEANING JOBS, EITHER.

NOPE.

BASICALLY,
WE AIN'T GOT ZIP.

THAT PRETTY MUCH
SUMS IT UP, HAROLD.

SEE YOU.

SEE YOU.

CHUCK: IT WAS WRONG TO
ROB THE BANK. I KNEW THAT
FROM THE GET GO.

I FIGURED SOME STUFF
MIGHT GO DOWN,

BUT I HAD NO IDEA AS TO
WHAT KIND OF STUFF
OR HOW MUCH.

STILL, THE MONEY
WAS BEHIND ME,
AND I WAS GLAD OF THAT.

OF COURSE, IF I DID LEARN
ANYTHING FROM THIS EXPERIENCE,

IT WAS THAT THINGS ARE
SELDOM AS THEY APPEAR TO BE.

SHUCKS,

WELCOME HOME, HONEY.

I CAN SEE YOU DID
A LITTLE REDECORATING.

I DID.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

TO TELL THE TRUTH,
I'M NOT SURE THE TABLE'S
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

THERE'S A NASTY RUMOR
GOING ROUND ABOUT YOU.

IS THAT SO?

DON'T GET LIPPY
WITH ME, BOY.

YOU'RE LIABLE TO GET
YOUR HEAD BUSTED,

AND I'M THINKING YOU
BEEN MESSED UP ENOUGH

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS.

I AIN'T GOT
NO FINGERPRINTS...

NO HARD EVIDENCE...

BUT WHAT I DO HAVE
IS INSTINCTS.

AND RIGHT NOW,
MY INSTINCTS
ARE TELLING ME

THAT YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THAT BANK ROBBERY.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU--

I WAS IN THE BANK
DOING SOME BUSINESS,

AND WHILE I WAS THERE,
I WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

THEN I HEARD ALL THE
COMMOTION OUTSIDE.

YEAH.

I CHECKED,

AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
AN ACCOUNT AT FIRST INFERNO.

WELL, I KNOW THAT.

I WAS THERE
TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT.

I COULD HAUL YOUR SKINNY,
LITTLE WHITE BUTT INTO JAIL
IF I WANTED TO.

YEAH? ON WHAT
CHARGES, SIR?

OH, I COULD THINK OF
SOMETHING IF I HAD TO.

BUT I THINK I'LL JUST
HANG AROUND HERE

AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOU...

AND LET YOU MESS UP.

AND YOU WILL MESS UP.

I'M SURE OF THAT.

YOU OUGHTTA FIX
THAT TOILET, BOY.

(WATER RUNNING)

OH, MY GOD!

IT'S BACK.

IT SAYS HERE
THE CESSNA CARAVAN

COSTS, LIKE,
$1.3 MILLION, SEATS 12.

THAT'S AMAZING.

WELL, I'M A LITTLE PARTIAL
TO THIS ONE-SEATER
MYSELF.

YOU ARE, ARE YOU?

I AM.

WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR HEAD AGAIN?

WELL, VACUUM CLEANER
HOSE FLEW UP,
HIT ME ON THE HEAD.

THAT CARPET CLEANING'S
A DANGEROUS BUSINESS.

CHUCK: HERE AGAIN WAS THE
TROUBLE OF TELLING ONE FIB.

ONE LEADS TO 2, LEADS TO 4,
LEADS TO 8, TO 16 AND SO ON.

LYING TO LAYLA RUINED THE
THING I LIKED BEST ABOUT HER--

WELL, THE SECOND THING
I LIKED BEST ABOUT LAYLA--

AND THAT WAS
OUR ABILITY TO TALK.

IT WAS ALL SCREWED UP,

AND I WASN'T SURE
HOW I WAS GONNA FIX IT.

BUT I WAS GONNA FIND A WAY
AT SOME POINT.

I WASN'T SURE WHEN, BUT I
WAS GONNA SPILL THE BEANS

AND COME CLEAN WITH LAYLA.

BUT NOT RIGHT
THIS VERY SECOND.

HEH. IN THE JOHN?

YEAH. IN BAGGIES,
ALL NICE AND NEAT.

GOT ANY IDEAS
WHO PUT IT THERE?

NOPE. BUT I DO
KNOW ONE THING--

WHAT'S THAT?

SOMEBODY OUT THERE KNOWS
A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN WE DO.

YEAH, THAT
WOULD MAKE SENSE.

HOW ARE YOU
GONNA DO THIS?

I THOUGHT I'D TELL
SHERIFF GIBSON

THAT I FOUND IT
IN A TRASH BARREL.

IT'S GONNA SOUND
A LITTLE FISHY,
BUT WHAT DOES HE CARE?

HE'S GONNA GET
HIS MONEY BACK.

WHAT ABOUT MOSE?

HO...

YEAH, MOSE.

THAT MAN'S GONNA
WANT TO KICK MY TAIL.

BUT HEY, ONCE THE MONEY'S
OUT OF MY HANDS,

THE MONEY'S OUT OF
MY HANDS.

I CAN'T GIVE THE MAN
SOMETHING I DON'T GOT.

YOU GONNA GIVE HIM
EVERY LAST PENNY?

YEAH.
EVERY LAST PENNY.

IT'S THE BEST THING,
HAROLD.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

A TRASH BARREL?

YEAH. A BIG OLD
OIL DRUM.

IN FACT, I WAS ABOUT TO
POUR SOME OIL IN THERE,
AND I LOOKED DOWN.

IT'S A LUCKY
THING I DID.

YEAH. LUCKY THING.

AND THERE WAS
ALL THIS CASH.

IT WAS JUST
SITTIN' THERE.

NOW, JUST
HOW MUCH CASH

IS "ALL THIS CASH"?

WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER THING
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT.

BOO!
(HONKS HORN)

OH, I'M SORRY, HAROLD.

LITTLE JUMPY, ARE WE?

HI. I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.

OH, WELL, I'M SORRY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

I'M JUST
WAITIN' ON CHUCK.

WHERE IS HE? I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO FIND HIM.

HE'S OVER THERE.

WHAT'S HE DOIN'?

OH. WELL,
HE'S JUST...

TAKING CARE
OF SOME BUSINESS

THAT NEEDED
STRAIGHTENING OUT.

WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS?

I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T SAY, LAYLA.

YOU CAN'T SAY?

NOPE.

IT'S--IT'S PERSONAL.

YOU UNDERSTAND.

YEAH.

BYE!

WHERE'S
THE MONEY NOW, BOY?

IT'S NICE AND SAFE,

BUT I DO HAVE
ONE MAJOR CONCERN.

I KNOW THERE'S A FEW PEOPLE
IN TOWN THAT MIGHT THINK

I HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THE BANK BEING ROBBED.

YEAH, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT
HAVE SOME SUSPICIONS, RIGHT.

THE COINCIDENCE OF ME
BEING STUCK IN THE TOILET

AND ME BEING THE ONE
WHO FOUND THE MONEY,

THEY MIGHT BE
A LITTLE MORE INCLINED

TO THINK I'M THE GUY
WHO DID IT.

THEY MIGHT.

LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO
THE ABOVE-THE-BOARD
THING HERE,

AND I WOULD LIKE YOUR WORD
THAT MY GOOD DEED

WON'T CAUSE ME
ANY PUNISHMENT OR HARM,

OR TO BE MORE SPECIFIC,
I DON'T WANNA
DO ANY JAIL TIME.

LET ME TELL YOU
THIS, BOY.

YOU GET THAT MONEY
BACK TO ME,

ALL $3 MILLION OF IT,

AND YOU CAN WALK
OUT OF HERE A FREE MAN.

WELL, THEN I'D HAVE TO SAY
WE'RE IN BUSINESS,
SHERIFF GIBSON.

NOW, HERE'S
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

YOU SURE
THAT MONEY'S SAFE?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.
8:00 TONIGHT,

MEET ME OVER
AT THE CARAVAN HOTEL.

YOU KNOW WHERE
THE CARAVAN IS?

OUT ON HIGHWAY 5.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU MEET ME THERE...

WITH THE MONEY.

WHY ARE WE MEETIN' THERE?

'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT
OF FUNNY BUSINESS

GOIN' ON HERE
LATELY, SON--

I MEAN,
MONEY SHOWING UP,

MONEY DISAPPEARING.

I JUST WANNA BE
REAL EXTRA CAREFUL.

I SEE.

THE CARAVAN HOTEL IS
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

ANYTHING SCREWY
GOIN' ON...

I'M GONNA BE ABLE
TO SEE IT COMIN'.

ALL RIGHT.

8:00.

YOU COME ALONE.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU,
SHERIFF GIBSON.

NOW, YOU LIVIN' REAL CLOSE
TO THE EDGE HERE, BOY,

SO DON'T MESS IT UP.

I THINK THAT'S
A VERY SMART IDEA.

WELL, THANK YOU.

RIGHT HERE?

YEAH.

PEOPLE DON'T THINK AHEAD.

THAT'S THEIR TROUBLE.

THEY WALK IN HERE
ON DECEMBER THE 15TH

AND BEMOAN THE FACT

THAT THEY HAVEN'T SET UP
THEIR CHRISTMAS
SAVINGS ACCOUNT.

THEY BLAME ME
FOR NOT TELLING THEM.

WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BE
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

NO, YOU WON'T,
AND I RESPECT THAT.

I RESPECT SOMEONE
WHO KNOWS THE IMPORTANCE

OF THINKING AHEAD
AND PUTTING SOMETHING ASIDE.

THOSE ARE ADMIRABLE TRAITS.

THANK YOU.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

WHOA. UH...

JUST ONE SECOND.

SORRY.

THAT'S OK.
I WAS JUST LEAVIN'.

MISS MOANES
WAS JUST OPENING UP

HER NEW CHRISTMAS
SAVINGS ACCOUNT,

SOMETHING I'D BE
WILLING TO BET

YOU HAVE
NEGLECTED TO DO.

YEAH.

WELL, OK.

I'LL BE
ON MY WAY.

I'LL BE
SEEIN' YOU.

LAYLA: BYE.

(WHISTLES)

SHE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING, DID SHE?

SHE ASK ANY QUESTIONS?

NO. SHE JUST SET UP

HER CHRISTMAS SAVINGS
ACCOUNT, THAT'S ALL.

GIBSON: KID CRACKED
JUST LIKE I SAID HE WOULD.

CRACKED?

YEAH. THAT LITTLE BIRD HEAD
HAD THE MONEY ALL ALONG.

AND JUST LIKE I PREDICTED,
THAT VISIT TO HIS HOUSE,

THAT SHOOK HIM UP
QUITE A BIT.

I MEAN, I SCARED
THE BEJEEBERS OUT OF HIM.

I LET HIM KNOW
WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE

WITH ME SHININ' A FLASHLIGHT
IN HIS FACE EVERY 30 MINUTES.

SOUNDS UNPLEASANT.

OH, IT IS.
IT'S VERY UNPLEASANT.

SO WHAT'S NEXT?

YOU GO STRAIGHT
TO THE AIRFIELD.

GET US A FLIGHT OUT
THIS EVENING
ANYTIME AFTER 10:00.

2 SEATS?

YEAH.

ANGEL
CALLIN' MONTGOMERY.

THE BIRD HAS THE WORM.
WE GOTTA MOVE FAST.

I NEED BACKUP.

ALWAYS BEEN MY PROBLEM.

I'M TOO NICE.

I AM TOO LENIENT
WITH PEOPLE.

I LET 'EM SLIDE

WHEN I OUGHT TO STAND
ON THEIR STUPID NECKS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

ABSOLUTELY.
TOO NICE.

YEAH. YOU'RE NICE TO PEOPLE,
IT COMES BACK,

BITES YOU IN THE TAIL.

I GAVE CHUCKY 48 HOURS.

I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM
15 MINUTES.

SEE, I BEEN THINKIN'...

GOT THE OLD BRAIN WORKIN'.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT IT TELLS ME?

NO.

2 AND 2 IS 4.

CHUCK ROBBED THE BANK.

CHUCK LEFT THE MONEY
IN THE BANK.

THAT'S PRETTY SMART.

BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE IT
WHEN WE PICKED HIM UP.

NO. NO.

SO...

WHO GOT IN THE BANK?

WHO GOT PAST
THE POLICE BARRICADES?

WHO HAD THAT KIND
OF ACCESS?

I'LL TELL YOU WHO!

HIS LITTLE GIRLFRIEND!

I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING
SHE HAS MY MONEY

OR SHE SURE SHOULD
KNOW WHERE IT IS!

THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA
PAY HER A LITTLE VISIT.

COME ON!

YOU'RE NOT LAYLA.

NO JOKE.

IS SHE AROUND?

COULD BE.

WHO'S ASKIN'?

JUST TELL HER...
CHUCK'S HERE.

YOU CHUCK?

YEAH.
ME CHUCK.

WHO'RE YOU?

CHUCK!

LAYLA.

CHUCK: IT WAS LIKE
MY ANTENNA HAD BLOWN OVER.

ALL CHANNELS WERE OUT.
MY PICTURE WAS ROLLIN'.

MY SPEAKERS
WERE SPEWIN' STATIC.

I MEAN,
WHO WERE HUEY AND DEWEY,

AND WHAT WERE
THEY DOIN' HERE?

AHEM. CLIFFORD AND VINCE,
THIS IS CHUCK.

HELLO.

YEAH. WELL, LISTEN, VINCE
AND CLIFF KNOW EVERYTHING.

THEY'RE FROM THE BUREAU.
THEY'RE HERE TO HELP US OUT.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

FOR A SECOND, I DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN' ON.

CHUCK:
AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I STILL DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT WAS GOIN' ON,

BUT I DECIDED TO SIT TIGHT
AND PLAY ALONG.

WE'RE GONNA TELL EVERYONE
WE'RE BASEBALL PLAYERS,

IN CASE ANYBODY ASKS.

WOULD YOU JUST CUT IT
WITH THE MINOR-LEAGUE
BASEBALL CRUD?

NOBODY'S ASKIN'.
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN.

YOU'RE CHASIN' A DREAM
THAT NEVER WILL BE, CLIFFORD.

YOU DON'T KNOW.
I COULD'VE--

OH. HEY!

I MADE SOME ICE TEA.
WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS?

OK, I BROUGHT THEM
UP TO SPEED

REGARDING
THE TRANSFER OF MONEY.

THAT'S, UH,
AROUND 8:00, RIGHT?

UH, YEAH.

THAT'LL GIVE US
A LITTLE BIT OVER 2 HOURS.

STILL AT THAT MOTEL?

YEAH. CARAVAN
OUT ON HIGHWAY 5.

HIGHLY UNUSUAL

BRINGING A CIVILIAN IN
IN THIS MANNER.

I HAVE BEEN DOWN HERE ALONE,
WORKING WITHOUT A NET,

DOING A JOB
NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO DO,

AND I NEEDED HELP,

AND CHUCK HAS BEEN
A GREAT HELP,

AND WE CAN TRUST HIM.

HOW MANY POINTS OF ACCESS
ARE WE TALKIN'?

POINTS OF ACCESS?

HOW MANY DOORS DOES
ONE OF THESE MOTEL ROOMS HAVE?

OH. JUST ONE.

BEEN THERE
A FEW TIMES, HAVE WE?

AH HEH.

YEAH.

ONE DOOR
SIMPLIFIES MATTERS.

YEAH.
WE'LL JUST BAIT THE TRAP.

HOLD ON
HALF A DAMN SECOND.

I HAVE BEEN HERE 4 MONTHS,
SWEATIN' MY BUNS OFF,

IF YOU THINK I'M GETTIN' STUCK
WITH THE ASSIGNMENT FROM HELL,

AND YOU'RE GONNA
POP BY IN THE 11TH HOUR

AND START CALLIN' THE SHOTS,
YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'.

BUT YOU--
NO, I KNOW,

I BROUGHT A CIVILIAN
INTO PLAY,

BUT THERE ARE
EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES

WHICH I WILL EXPLAIN
AT THE RIGHT TIME.

BUT AS FAR AS
WHAT WE DO AND HOW,

I AM CALLIN' THE SHOTS.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT,

THEN DON'T LET MY POINT OF
ACCESS HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

NOW, WHAT TIME

ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE MEETIN' GIBSON?

8:00.

I'M SUPPOSED
TO CALL HIM ONCE
I CHECK IN.

ALL RIGHT.
Y'ALL BETTER GET GOIN'.

BE SURE TO GET A ROOM
THAT CONNECTS
TO ANOTHER ROOM.

AND THEN, ABOUT
15 MINUTES LATER,

YOU GUYS CHECK IN AND
GET A ROOM NEXT DOOR.

NOW--
WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.

CHUCK, WE'RE GONNA
GIVE YOU A WIRE.

THAT WAY, THE BOYS'LL
KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON.

NOW, REMEMBER, NOBODY--
NOBODY MAKES A MOVE

UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD.
GOT IT?

GOT IT.

OK. I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

WE'LL GIVE GIBSON AND
LONNIE SOME RUNNING ROOM.

THAT WAY, THERE
WON'T BE ANY QUESTION

WHEN WE GET TO COURT
ABOUT MOTIVATION.

KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?
WHAT'S THAT?

MOSE HUDDENAL SLIPPED
THROUGH THE NET AGAIN.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH. WELL...

YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT I HAD HIM.

S.O.B. HAS 9 LIVES.

WE GOT NOTHIN' ON HIM.

NOW, LISTEN, REMEMBER,

NOBODY MAKES A MOVE
UNLESS I GIVE THE WORD.

ALL RIGHT?

OK. BETTER GET GOIN'.

LISTEN, CHUCK,
GOOD LUCK,

AND THANKS AGAIN
FOR ALL YOUR HELP, OK?

THANK YOU.

YEP.

CHUCK: NEEDLESS TO SAY,
I WAS A LITTLE DIZZY.

I FELT LIKE SOMEBODY
HAD THROWN ME IN THE DRYER

AND SET THE DIAL
FOR PERMANENT PRESS.

I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE
BEEN UPSET

TO FIND OUT THAT LAYLA
WAS ONTO ME FROM THE GET-GO.

IN FACT,
IT'D BE FAIR TO SAY

THAT SHE PLAYED ME
LIKE A FIDDLE.

BUT I WASN'T UPSET.

I KIND OF DUG THE FACT
THAT LAYLA WAS SO SMART,

SO ON TOP OF THE SITUATION.

AND LET'S JUST FACE IT.

I DUG THE FACT
THAT SHE LIFTED THE NOOSE

FROM AROUND
MY ALMOST-DOOMED NECK.

THE WHOLE SCHEME
WAS PRETTY SIMPLE

ONCE YOU FIGURED IT OUT.

LONNIE KNEW MOSE HAD A LOT OF
CASH MOVIN' THROUGH THE BANK.

LONNIE AND GIBSON FIGURED
THEY'D HIT THE BANK

AND SPLIT
THE 3 MILLION BUCKS.

BUT WHAT NOBODY COUNTED ON
WAS ME AND HAROLD.

(THUMPING
AND GRUNTING)

32-34.

HOW CAN IT
BE 32-34?

I SCORED ON MY LAST
3 POSSESSIONS.

LOOK, IT WAS 24-32.

YOU SCORED 6 POINTS.

I JUST SCORED.

THAT MAKES IT 32-34.

DO THE MATH.

CHECK.

MOSE: EVENIN', DARLIN'.

WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE.

YOU SURE ARE
LOOKIN' GOOD.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

AND SHE'S GOT
A LITTLE BITE TO HER.

(LAUGHING)

I LIKE THAT.

WHERE ARE YOU
HEADIN' FOR, GIRL?

SOMEWHERE.

I'D BE WILLIN' TO BET
THAT "SOMEWHERE"

IS WHERE CHUCKY BOY IS
WITH MY MONEY

AND YOU'RE GONNA
GO AND MEET HIM

AND YOU AND HIM
AND MY MONEY

ARE GONNA
HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

I GUESS WE WERE FOOLS

TRYIN' TO PUT ANYTHING
OVER ON YOU.

YEAH. HEH HEH.

BUT I'M A NICE GUY.

I'M WILLIN' TO DO YOU
A BIG FAVOR.

I'M HOLDIN' MY BREATH.

I'M WILLIN' TO DRIVE YOU
OUT THERE WHERE CHUCKY IS.

I DON'T WANT A RIDE.

"WANT" IS NOT AN ISSUE HERE.

YOU'LL EITHER GET IN THE CAR,
TAKE US WHERE CHUCKY IS,

OR THE BOYS HERE'LL
TIE YOU UP,

I'LL PUT A BIG, OLD GAG
IN YOUR MOUTH,

AND YOU CAN LAY AROUND
GOING, "MRR MRR MRR" LIKE THIS

WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND CHUCKY
IS DANGLIN' OUT THERE

WAITIN' FOR YOU.

FINE.

LET'S GO.

DO YOU HAVE, UH,
SOMETHIN' IN THERE

THAT YOU WANT HARV
TO HOLD FOR YOU?

HERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.

OH! AHH...

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
CALLIN' GOALTENDING.

YOU GOALTENDED.

(WHISPERING)
THEY'RE HERE.

THEY'RE 15 MINUTES EARLY,
BUT THEY'RE HERE.

CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME?

STEVE FIELD WAS
MY PARTNER FOR 6 YEARS.

HE NEVER CALLED
GOALTENDING.

WELL, MAYBE YOU
NEVER GOALTENDED.

(KNOCK ON CHUCK'S DOOR)

THEY'RE RIGHT
OUTSIDE THE DOOR.

(POUNDING ON DOOR)

WHO IS IT?

GIBSON: HOWDY DOODY!
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!

YOU GUYS ARE
A LITTLE EARLY.

YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE
A LITTLE UGLY.

(WHISPERING)
ANGEL, COME IN.

NOTHING.

ANGEL, COME IN.

(SIGHS)

DAMN,
WHAT A LOVELY SIGHT.

AIN'T THAT
A LOVELY SIGHT?

OH, AND AREN'T YOU
ONE LITTLE SNEAKY
SON OF A BUCK.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.

OH, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT."

AIN'T THAT PRECIOUS?

MR. INNOCENT, HERE.

LIKE I TOLD YOU,
I FOUND THE MONEY

IN A TRASH BARREL
BEHIND THE HANGAR.

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

WELL, LIKE SHE SAID,
IT'S HER SHOW.

WE GOTTA WAIT
FOR HER GO-AHEAD.

WHAT I IF I TOLD YOU
THAT I DON'T BUY YOUR...

DAMN "MONEY IN
AN OIL BARREL" BULL?

WHAT IF I SAID
I THINK YOU'RE LYIN'
THROUGH YOUR TEETH?

CAN WE GET
OUT OF HERE?

WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

WHAT IF I SAID THAT?

ALL I CAN TELL YOU
IS WHAT I KNOW.

I FOUND THE MONEY
IN AN OIL BARREL.

YOU'RE THE SHERIFF,
SO I--I CAME TO YOU,

ASSUMING YOU'D
DO THE RIGHT THING.

I GOT A GOOD MIND
TO KICK YOUR TAIL.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

IT'S JUST THAT "GOOD MIND"
PART SEEMS A
LITTLE QUESTIONABLE.

HA HA HA HA.

UNH!

DAMN
LITTLE SMART BOY.

I WANT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.

I TOLD YOU WE'LL GO
IN A MINUTE!

TAKIN' CARE
OF BUSINESS HERE.

HA HA HA HA HA.

YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT
REALLY GROW TO LIKE

THIS BEIN' TIED UP, BOY.

I TELL YOU WHAT.

I BELIEVE
YOU'RE GONNA REGRET

THE DAY
YOU EVER MET ME.

LET'S SEE YOU TRY
TO GET OUT OF THAT.

THEY'RE WALKIN'
OUT THE DOOR.

WE CAN'T WAIT
ANY LONGER.

LET'S DO IT.

HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOIN' HERE?!

MOSE:
COME ON OUT HERE

AND GIVE ME
WHAT'S MINE,

OR I'M COMIN'
IN THERE!

CLIFF: FBI!
PUT DOWN YOUR GUNS!

DON'T SHOOT!
DON'T SHOOT!

OK! DON'T YOU FBI BOYS
DO ANYTHING STUPID,

OR I WILL KILL THIS
LOVELY YOUNG POLICE OFFICER!

I SWEAR I WILL.

GET IN.

GO ON!

I'LL KILL HER!

AAH!

HOLD THOSE GUYS.

(TRUCK HONKS)

LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE RUN OUT
OF ROOM, SOUP-FOR-BRAINS.

I'VE TAKEN ALL THE GRIEF
OFF HIM I'M GONNA TAKE!

(GUNSHOT)

GET HIM!

VINCE: LET'S GO.

AND DON'T
TRY ANYTHING.

OK.
LAYLA: STAY DOWN.

DON'T GET UP!
DON'T GET UP!

OK.

OK.

YOU OK?

I THINK I ATE
THE AIR CONDITIONER.

FLIGHT 31 AT 10:05.

OUT OF SHREVEPORT?

YES, SIR.

I'M SO SORRY.

DID I EVER TELL YOU
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT
ACCIDENT-PRONE?

I THINK YOU MENTIONED IT.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

FINE.

WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

WHOA. DON'T MOVE.

FBI.

WE CAN CUFF YOU AND MAKE
A SCENE, OR YOU CAN
WALK OUT NICE AND EASY.

LET'S GO.

LAYLA: OF COURSE,
WHEN I FOUND THE MONEY,

I REALIZED I'D SUDDENLY
UNDERMINED THE ENTIRE CASE.

MAN: UNDERMINED?

THAT'S RIGHT.

AT THAT POINT,
THE CASE WOULD'VE BEEN OVER.

I WOULD'VE NAILED GIBSON,
BUT THAT MEANT

MOSE HUDDENAL WAS ABOUT
TO WALK AWAY A FREE MAN.

IT WAS MOSE WE SENT YOU
TO GET IN THE FIRST PLACE.

EXACTLY.

NOW, I REALIZE THIS
WASN'T 100% BY THE BOOK,

BUT I JUST DECIDED
TO THROW THAT CASH
ON OUT THERE

AS IF I'D NEVER SEEN IT.

NARROWLY SIDESTEPPING

A LITTLE PROBLEM
CALLED ENTRAPMENT.

WELL, I JUST WANTED
THE BAD GUYS

TO HAVE THE CHANCE
TO REGAIN THEIR STOLEN CASH.

THAT WAY, I HAD
THE CHANCE OF NAILING MOSE
AND EVERYBODY ELSE.

AND IF THIS CHANCE
HADN'T PAID OFF?

IF IT HAD BACKFIRED
IN YOUR FACE,

WHICH IT COULD HAVE,

WE'D HAVE BEEN
OUT THE MONEY

AND THE GUYS WHO WERE
LAUNDERING THE MONEY.

THAT'S TRUE.

BUT IT DID WORK.

YOU'RE DAMN LUCKY
IT DID.

I DON'T APPROVE.

I WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT.

YES, SIR.

BUT YOU DID LAND
MOSE HUDDENAL,

WHICH WAS SOMETHING
NOBODY ELSE WAS ABLE TO DO,

NOT TO MENTION

THE $2.9 MILLION
YOU RECLAIMED.

YES.

THIS YOUNG MAN
THAT HELPED OUT,

DOES HE EXPECT
TO BE REIMBURSED

FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION?

OH, I THINK HE FEELS
HE'S BEEN PAID.

HE'S JUST HAPPY
TO SEE JUSTICE DONE.

WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

YOU'VE PUT IN
FOR 2 WEEKS?

YES, SIR.

CONSIDER IT APPROVED.

THANK YOU.

WHERE YOU GOING?

OH...

I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D GO
TO THE CARIBBEAN.

HAVE A NICE TRIP.

(DING DING)

HI.

HI.

I WAS LOOKIN'
FOR A PILOT.

I'M A PILOT.

IS THAT YOUR BEECH 18
OUT THERE?

WHY, YES IT IS.

WELL, IT'S A BEAUTY.

IT'S GOT A REBUILT ENGINE,
NEW PAINT JOB, NEW SEATS.

IT'S GOT THE WORKS.

WELL, I WAS THINKIN' I'D
LIKE TO GO SOMEPLACE REMOTE.

REMOTE AND SECLUDED?

OH, YEAH.

THE MORE REMOTE AND SECLUDED,
THE BETTER.

HEH. WELL,
IT JUST SO HAPPENS

THAT WE HAVE A DEAL ON
REMOTE AND SECLUDED TODAY.

REALLY?

IS THAT TRUE?

YES, THAT IS TRUE.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU, TOO.

CHUCK: I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE WE WERE GOIN'

OR WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN,

BUT FOR THE MOMENT,
LAYLA AND I WERE TOGETHER,

AND THAT WAS PERFECT.

* LADIES SURE DO LOVE
THEIR OUTLAWS *

* ROBBIN' BANKS
AND LIVIN' A LIFE OF CRIME *

* BUT YOU'LL NEVER
GO TO HEAVEN *

* ROBBIN' A 7-ELEVEN *

* YOU'LL BE BREAKIN' ROCKS
AND DOIN' LOTS OF TIME *

* SOMEHOW IT DOESN'T
MAKE NO DIFFERENCE *

* THERE'S SOMETHIN' ABOUT
A MAN WHO'S ON THE RUN *

* SOME GIRLS LOVE LOSERS,
VAGABONDS, AND BOOZERS *

* SOME JUST LIKE THE GUY
WHO'S HAVIN' FUN *

* IT'S SAD WHEN YOU AIN'T
GOT TOO MANY CHOICES *

* THE SMALLEST TOWNS,
THEY ONLY GOT ONE ROAD *

* AND THEY SAY
THAT WHEN YOU DIE *

* IT'S WHERE
YOU GO TO FRY *

* AND SOME FOLKS,
THEY CALL IT INFERNO *

* IT'S SAD WHEN YOU AIN'T
GOT TOO MANY CHOICES *

* THE SMALLEST TOWNS,
THEY ONLY GOT ONE ROAD *

* AND THEY SAY
THAT WHEN YOU DIE *

* IT'S WHERE
YOU GO TO FRY *

* AND SOME FOLKS,
THEY CALL IT INFERNO *

* THEY SAY THAT LIFE
IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES *

* IF YOU WAIT TOO LONG,
IT MELTS AND FADES AWAY *

* IT TURNS PUPPIES
INTO DOGS *

* AND PRINCES INTO FROGS *

* SO YOU HOPE YOU'LL LIVE
TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY *

* YOU HOPE AND DREAM
THAT YOU'LL BE GOIN' PLACES *

* AND THE BURNIN' IN YOUR SOUL
DON'T FADE AWAY *

* YOU'LL BE ROBBIN',
STEALIN', LYIN' *

* IN THE HOPES
THAT YOU'LL BE FLYIN' *

* 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T TAKE
THIS DAMN TOWN ANOTHER DAY *

* IT'S SAD WHEN YOU AIN'T GOT
SO MANY CHOICES *

* THE SMALLEST TOWNS,
THEY ONLY GOT ONE ROAD *

* AND THEY SAY
THAT WHEN YOU DIE *

* IT'S WHERE YOU GO TO FRY *

* AND SOME FOLKS,
THEY CALL IT INFERNO *

* 'CAUSE IT'S SAD WHEN YOU
AIN'T GOT SO MANY CHOICES *

* THE SMALLEST TOWNS,
THEY ONLY GOT ONE ROAD *

* BUT I LIVED ANOTHER DAY *

* AND FIGURED OUT A WAY *

* TO GET OUT OF INFERNO *