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SKYLIGHT CREAKS
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Shh!
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Shh!
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CELL PHONE PLAYING
HIP-HOP MUSIC
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GLASS SHATTERS
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Ugh. Why the hell is your phone on?
Because | have a social life.
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Hello?
MALORY: Why the hell is your phone on?
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ARCHER:
Because | have a-- Why did you call?
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Because this is important.
LANA: Micromanagitis.
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MALORY: If we show San Marino
the flaws in their palace security...
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...they've agreed to hire us
as security consultants.
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And I'm sure | don't need to remind you...
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...that we haven't gotten one
of these jobs since your Uffizi fiasco.
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ALARM BLARING
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And yet, you always do.
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Because you learned nothing from it.
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ARCHER: | learned that flammable and
inflammable mean the same thing.
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Wait, what?
Well, this time make sure you--
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Mother. Oh, my God, we've been
spotted they're shooting at us. Oh, my--
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HEADSET BEEPS
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Heh. Bet she's freaking out right now.
Oh, my God.
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\What shade is that? Crack Whore Red?
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You said they were tranquilizer darts.
Ah, | merely implied that.
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Damn it. So | poisoned like,
five innocent security guards?
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Would you relax? I'm pretty sure
San Marino has universal health care.
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So that's good for them.
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Because there's gonna be
some neurological damage.
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LANA GROANS
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Oh, my. Lana.
Wow, that is one serious diamond.
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V|V
But is it supposed to be brown?
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It's not brown, Pam.
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That color is called champagne.
Mm-hm.
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And why do you have it?
Because |...
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WHISPERS
...am gonna ask Lana to marry me.
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And you're gonna give her that
if she says no?
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Like a big "screw you
in your big Lincoln-Loggy fingers"?
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BURPS
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ARCHER: The last thing you hear me say is,
"Oh, my God, they're shooting at us"...
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...and you don't even call me back?
Y.Y
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...| kKnew you weren't in any real danger.
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You know, with Lana there.
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And let's just knock off the giggling.
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| want game-faces on those heads
for our conference call with the prince.
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| thought he was a captain regent.
Oh, whatever.
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All of San Marino could fit
in the South Bronx.
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The important thing is, they're loaded.
Just shitfaced.
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About 15 freaking beers...
Oh....
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...all that Schitzie. And holy shit,
did | honk down a bunch of absinthe?
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| don't know Pam,
but could you lower your voice?
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| must have. Cause | hallucinated
you had an engagement--
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WHISPERS
Not. Another. Word.
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And just what is this, | ask you??
Hello, Cheryl.
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Cyril. Are you
cheating on me?
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No, just trying to get my muffin back.
Oh, no, you're not.
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I'm not?
Not like that.
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You gotta slug her in the
diaphragm with a forearm shiver.
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Oh. That's good to know. Heh.
Do it.
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PAM GRUNTS THEN VOMITS
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Wow.
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And no muffin. See?
Time lost is muffin lost.
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Along with my appetite.
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For food, that is. Heh-heh.
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Come see me.
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Wow. | am incredibly sorry.
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But that is my decision, Ms. Archer.
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And as captain regent of--
| don't care if you're Captain--
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Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart.
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We had a deal.
Kangaroo. Remember him?
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We pointed out every single flaw
in your cut-rate security system.
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And now not only
are you hiring another agency...
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...you won't even pay ISIS...
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...for that security probe.
LANA: Which means no bonuses for us.
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Wait, what?
Oh, now he cares.
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Those monies will go to medical care
for the palace guards they poisoned.
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What?
Lana did that.
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And as for hiring ODIN--
ODIN?
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Uh, skipper, if | could jump in here.
N
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Oh, Malory. Even on--
What is this, 1080p?
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You look just as supple...
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...and sexy as the day
first laid eyes on you.
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Where, in a wax museum?
Sterling!
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That's no way to talk to your mother.
Just who the hell do you think you are?
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Getting I1SIS blacklisted at the UN?
Had nothing to do with that.
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Embarrassing me in Berlin?
The entire hotel was embarrassed.
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Stealing all my
prospective clients?
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Yeah.
And no matter which way | turn...
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...you're butting in that big, fat, strong...
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...aquiline nose of yours.
Wait, what?
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You said it was the nose of a Caesar.
Ehh. ...
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Well, perhaps a lesser Caesar.
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No, no, now, | clearly
remember you said Augustus.
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And In vino veritas.
The Chianti was definitely flowing.
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Ha, ha.
Among other things.
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Mother.
Hmm? Oh, uh...
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...this is the last time
you make me out a fool, Len Trexler.
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You wanna play me hard?
Phrasing.
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You know | do.
Well, then you better nut up.
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I eEo
Because I've swallowed just about...
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...as much as | can take from you.
Hey! Phrasing!
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And we'll see who's smirking...
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—~when ISIS steals that diamond for real.
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Oh, you're a naughty girl.
Right, then.
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Commence Operation
"Rub Len Trexler's Big Fat Nose In It."
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Sounds like you already have.
You want to break back into the palace...
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...which now has the insane
amount of security we recommended?
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Plus God knows how many ODIN guys.
Yes, so take more of that poison.
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And on top of that suck-salad...
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...you wanna sprinkle on the bacon bits
of "Let's tell them we're coming"?
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ALl
Well, there's this new thing...
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...called the element of surprise?
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I'm so sorry | slammed you in the gut.
Jeez, that's how Houdini died.
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Houdini died of AIDS.
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Why do you always say that?
And that's the thing.
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| want to surprise Lana--
Well, you nailed it.
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So this time | need you
to not be your normal...
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...compulsively blabby self.
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Wha--? When have | ever been blabby?
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SOBBING
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Guess who has breast cancer.
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SOBBING
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Just one of like, two dozen equally
appalling videos on your website.
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They're not all equally appal--
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And have | blabbed about you and Cheryl?
She keeps seducing me.
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And you think you can make that unhappen
if you give Lana a tiny flake of brown mica?
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Cyril, look at it.
But | spent two months' salary.
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| know. But you make shit.
Hey, I'm doing pretty well, thank you.
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Save that speech for the father
you continually disappoint.
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I'm head of HR, Cyrl,
| know your take-home.
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Yeah, and |--|....
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| take home shit.
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Well, we all do.
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What's my father ever done
that's so great?
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School superintendent? Big whoop.
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There's only like 800 kids
in the entire county.
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K through 12!
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Wow.
I'm sorry, you were saying?
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| were saying, we all make shit, so,
what we should do is unionize.
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Yeah. I'll get the raise | deserve.
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Then you can buy Lana a big-boy ring.
She'll promptly agree to marry me.
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Then you take her home
to meet your dick dad.
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And then | shove his hawk face
right into her big brown boobs...
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...and scream,
"Look at those babies, old man.
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Didn't need a varsity letter
to get those, did I?
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So now who's a disappoint--?"
Oh, Jesus H. Jones, Pam.
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\What?
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MALORY:
Carol? Carol?
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Oh, wait. Cheryl? Cheryl.
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Hello?
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Cheryl, | swear to God...
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...If | have to open my own
salad again | will freak out.
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Where the hell is everybody?
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Let's assume we can't access
the palace through that same skylight.
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Okay.
But maybe we overlooked an air shaft...
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...or maybe even
some access below-grade?
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So let's pull up the palace schematics.
Uh, okay.
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Maybe today, if that works for you.
Hang on.
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Let me see. How about now? Anything?
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Uh, how about now?
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How about now? Anything?
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What are you doing there?
| don't know.
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What, are you just hitting random keys?
Well, obviously.
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Ao E.Tag oI MRVY/E
Where is the hobbit guy?
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Heh. A freaking hobbit works here?
No. He's just a--
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They're called little people, not hobbits.
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Will you-- He's a hobbit enthusiast.
Ooh.
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But he also knows how to work
all the computers and satellites and shit.
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But even though | do all that...
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...| gotta live with a roommate.
In Queens.
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MAN: That's disgusting.
Thanks, Bilbo. Another example...
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...of how underpaid the ISIS
support staff really is.
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And | for one am fed up.
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Yeah, fed full
of muffins and denial.
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What's your problem,
neck bones?
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My problem is | remember what
Ms. Archer did to the cleaning ladies.
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You sure, missus? Is plenty space.
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No. Gracias.
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Okay.
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ELEVATOR THUDS
THEN WOMEN SCREAM
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ELEVATOR CRASHES
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Ha. How's that for bread and roses?
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ALL CHATTERING
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That was pretty sad.
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What's sad is now nobody re-stocks
the machine in the bathroom...
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...S0 | have to make my own tampons.
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MAN: | don't know what that is.
WOMAN: That's where my yarn's going.
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Exactly, and so | say, no union.
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MAN:
Yes, confederacy forever.
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No, wait, uh-uh. Don't listen to
the makes-her-own-tampons person.
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Listen to your hearts.
Because deep down...
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...you know they're exploiting us.
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But if we unite, we can put a stop to it.
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And that supply closet
is just packed with posterboard...
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...and markers,
and maybe even some glitter.
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So who's with me on that picket line?
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ALL SHOUTING
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And me.
Really?
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You had me at "put.
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LANA:
Yes, we need a sound sensor. Duh!
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Where is that equipment guy?
And where the hell are the jumars?
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Yeah, | don't know,
this was all | could find.
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I'm thinking goggles, yes. Shovels...
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...| don't know how
or why we'd use them.
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MALORY: Cheryl?
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She's not in here.
Well, why are you in here?
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Is the San Marino diamond in here now?
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It might be, for all we know.
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We can't find any gear we need.
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We've got no sat-coms, no new intel...
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...and so basically we are totally
unprepared for this mission.
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Unless it involves night-shoveling.
Well, | want that diamond.
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Not to mention my rapidly-approaching-
room-temperature Cobb salad, so--
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Damn it, where the hell are all the drones?
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MAN: CHANTING: What do we want?
ALL: Unfair!
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MAN: When do we want it?
ALL: Change!
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Okay, so they're bad chanters,
but overall this strike's shaping up.
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How? Nobody knows why we're striking.
Well, we can't say "Hey, right upstairs...
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...Is a top-secret intelligence agency.
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But it looks like we're
picketing the cleaners.
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No, it doesn't.
Y
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MAN:
Stop picketing the cleaners!
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You were saying?
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Why are people picketing the cleaners?
| predicted this. It's curry fury.
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Holy shit, is that Cyril?
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ARCHER:
And Pam, Krieger, Carol. All the--
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Drones. They're not picketing
the cleaners, they're picketing ISIS.
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What's their beef?
Oh, the same entitled crap as always.
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"l can't make ends meet,"
"I'm on food stamps."
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"My child died because | couldn't
afford new bone marrow."
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Just me, me, me.
Jesus, whose kid died?
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Oh, who remembers.
Check Pam's blog.
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And done, but if you still want us
to steal you that gigantic diamond--
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00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:35,112
Well, obviously.
We're gonna have to cross their picket line.
233
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,446
CROWD SHOUTING
234
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,699
Screw that.
Yeah, what's with all the bottles?
235
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,868
It's like a trailer park Easter.
236
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,954
MAN:
Lousy commies! Go back to Quebec!
237
00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,748
Jesus. Okay,
strike's over, everybody.
238
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,626
No, hold that line. We deserve a raise...
239
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,796
...and Lana deserves a real ring, so--
240
00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,172
Okay, so let's go out the back.
241
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DOOR OPENS
242
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Oh, my God.
Ha, ha!
243
00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,469
Happy Easter, Cyril.
| ana?
244
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,930
Oh, baby. What happened to you?
245
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,641
Well, see, | wanted to buy you a--
Cyril.
246
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:08,020
This is not that moment.
And we don't talk to management.
247
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,314
Or ham-fisted whores.
What?
248
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,815
Hmm?
Yeah, no, they're right.
249
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,818
What?
No, not the whore part. Management.
250
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,486
We're not technically management.
251
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,655
But you make
shitloads more than we do.
252
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,824
Even though you totally depend on us.
253
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:25,162
On you? Hey, we're out
there risking our lives every--
254
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Many of the days.
And so, yes, we get paid a little more.
255
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,126
How much a little more?
Well, it's complicated.
256
00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,795
No, it isn't, don't answer that.
What with salary...
257
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...performance incentives, bonuses--
258
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Bonuses?
Dump her, Cyril.
259
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,010
Hey, crazy. Go macrame some tampons.
260
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,679
Oh, you wanna hear
something crazy? Cyril--
261
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Thank you, Pam. Now look, Lana--
Baby, "Take Charge" Cyril...
262
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,853
...Is totally doing it for me, it really is,
but we're on a vital mission here.
263
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Vital mission?
Not on the master clipboard.
264
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,692
So just how vital is it?
MALORY: It's incredibly vital.
265
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Because if they don't
steal me that huge diamond...
266
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...l will literally die.
A diamond?
267
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:04,993
In this economy?
You're stealing a diamond? For her?
268
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,746
Onh, irony.
And the rest of you, back to work.
269
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,706
If that salad isn't open in the next--
270
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,376
Get them!
Oh, oh!
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00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,044
Hey, whoa.
Stop surging.
272
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,379
Archer, do something.
273
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| am doing something.
What are you doing?
274
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ALL COUGHING
275
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ARCHER:
Lana, out the back. Move.
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aE\YAOVie
277
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Cyril.
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Cyril!
CYRIL: What?
279
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ARCHER: I'm saving Lana. As usual.
CYRIL: Hey, shut up.
280
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ARCHER: Freaking ODIN. | can't believe this.
LANA: How many are there?
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ARCHER: About a jillion.
LANA: Damn it.
282
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A Jillion gay little copycats.
What?
283
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,158
| didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana.
284
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,745
But | was the first to recognize
its potential as a tactical garment.
285
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,789
The tactical turtleneck, Lana.
Archer.
286
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,416
The Tactleneck.
287
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,584
Can you please focus?
Not really.
288
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,170
Don't think these goggles
were properly calibrated.
289
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,424
Ditto the sound sensor.
And the stupid code-cloner.
290
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,343
All the gear those sweaty
tech-dweebs normally-- Oh!
291
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,014
Do we take the drones for granted?
No. No, no, Lana.
292
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,932
Do not make this about them.
293
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,561
MALORY:
No, no, no. That is utterly unacceptable.
294
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:16,231
It's just a cost-of-living adjustment.
MALORY: It's strong-arm robbery.
295
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,234
Come on, Ms. Archer.
You've been in there ten hours.
296
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,945
Meet us halfway,
and Krieger will let you out of there.
297
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,240
Or else he'll crank up the heat again.
CHERYL: | love...
298
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,952
...that you know how to do that.
And | love that | have an erection...
299
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,996
...that didn't involve homeless people.
300
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:34,541
And you're cool with Krieger
shucking your side-corn?
301
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,752
Yeah, that is a huge win-win for me.
302
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,295
You hear that, Ms. Archer?
303
00:14:38,462 --> 00:14:41,298
We're all on board
for the big win-win out here.
304
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,925
MALORY:
Well, I'm not. Do your worst, Krieger.
305
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,470
Okay.
Oh, my God, yes.
306
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,764
MALORY:
Yes, go ahead. Crank up the heat.
307
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,099
I'm as naked as the day | was born.
308
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,267
ALL GROAN
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00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,227
KRIEGER: Oh, yes.
MAN: That is not something--
310
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,438
Naked or not.
Well, don't keep saying it.
311
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,815
You can't stay in there forever.
312
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:02,778
MALORY: Ha! I'll outlast you.
I'm naked and I've got half a lime...
313
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,112
and almost...
314
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,322
LIQUID SLOSHES
315
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,491
...nearly two-thirds of a half-gallon of--
316
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,576
GLASS SHATTERS
317
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,620
MALORY: Shit.
Now we got her.
318
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,873
MALORY: Ha! I'll suck it straight
off this grimy linoleum...
319
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,958
...before | give in to you belly-achers.
320
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:21,505
You've got nothing!
No code-cloner, no GPS. Argh!
321
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,757
We've got no thermal imaging.
Lana...
322
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,509
...we don't need gadgets.
Really?
323
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,845
Machines are gonna fail.
Then the system's gonna fail...
324
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,765
...and then it's
"Who has the ability to survive?"
325
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:35,102
And that's the game, Lana.
Survival.
326
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,771
Just watched
Deliverance again, huh?
327
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,440
| mean, is Burt Reynolds
not the man in that?
328
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:44,361
On the raft? With the vest?
329
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,697
Huh? You know he did all his own stunts.
| know!
330
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,616
Shh!
He did his own stunts!
331
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,785
ARCHER:
Keep your freaking voice-- Aah!
332
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,704
God! Sweet Jesus, the goggles!
333
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,331
Intruders. Get them.
334
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,541
ALARM BLARING
335
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:01,837
Aah, Lana! Lana, I'm blind. I'm blind.
Yeah? Should | go on without you?
336
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,215
What? No, carry me,
monster-hands.
337
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,304
Ow, ow, ow!
338
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,223
Jesus. Quit bouncing my eyes.
339
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,560
Shut up. I'm trying to get us
an evac but nobody's answer--
340
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,062
Oh, holy shit, are they still on strike?
341
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:22,232
Hey, Eugene Debs,
it's only been about ten hours.
342
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,484
All right?
So you'd rather die in there...
343
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,737
...than give us a cost-of-living
adjustment?
344
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,199
MALORY: Yes.
Well, | can arrange that.
345
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,701
Crunch!
346
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,661
| love that you know how to do that.
347
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,705
Well, now you're trapped.
Happy?
348
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:37,914
PHONE RINGING
349
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,417
MALORY: Yes.
Ugh! Laundry.
350
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,043
Oh, wait, are we open?
351
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,753
What? Sir, you have to slow--
352
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,755
Jeezy Petes, get a load of this guy.
353
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:49,259
LANA OVER SPEAKER: We're taking heavy
fire and we need an extraction, dumb-ass!
354
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,552
| ana®?
355
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:54,014
ARCHER: Ha! She thought you were a man.
LANA: Shut up. Cyril, baby...
356
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,016
...we're pinned down, okay?
We need a-- Aah!
357
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,767
sl
MALORY: What's going on?
358
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,103
LANA:
We need evac. A helo, a jump-jet.
359
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,272
ARCHER:
At this point, really anything.
360
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,400
MALORY: Don't just stand there, idiots.
Yeah, come on. Get them out of there.
361
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,028
Uh, we need the sat-com link to do that.
362
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,946
So?
NIRRT
363
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,450
And, uh, someone broke the elevator.
364
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:17,037
And Miss Fire Hazard in there
bricked up the only stairwell.
365
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,206
MALORY:
Don't talk to me about fire hazards.
366
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,001
All you people did in there was smoke.
LANA: Oh, God, I'm hit.
367
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,795
ARCHER: Lana!
Will somebody please do something?
368
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:29,132
ARCHER: Like what, Cyril? I'm blind.
No, us. Here.
369
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,759
ARCHER: Oh.
Krieger, Bilbo.
370
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,636
Come on,
can't you guys do something?
371
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,846
\Wha--? No.
372
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,890
Oh, wait, | meant yes.
373
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,975
KEYBOARD CLACKING
374
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,728
Roger that, Zebra-Two. Stand by.
375
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,856
Helo's 10-4, just needs you
to upload their GPS coordinates...
376
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,233
_Iinto his HUD.
377
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,027
Which | will do
with these cell phones.
378
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,154
Holy shit,
you geeks are bad-ass.
379
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,949
We couldn't have done it
without an electrical insulator.
380
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,618
So thank Cyril
for the tiny brown diamond.
381
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,662
LANA: What?
ARCHER: Wait, did we get the diamond?
382
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,748
LANA: What? No. But Cyrill,
why did you have a diamond?
383
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,335
Oh, uh, just my ear-stud.
You know, from college.
384
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,671
LANA: Really?
ARCHER: Called it.
385
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,091
And, again, you do realize it'll be
totally destroyed in the process.
386
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,884
Yes, just hurry up. Please.
387
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:17,013
Okay, uploading GPS coordinates.
388
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,641
Wait a second.
LANA: Damn it, we don't have a second.
389
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,559
ARCHER:
Lana, I'm sure we have one second.
390
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,771
But seriously, it does sound like
we're about to be overrun, so--
391
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:28,275
MALORY: Get my son out of there.
What the hell are you people waiting for?
392
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,778
A goddamn cost-of-living adjustment.
LANA: What?
393
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,530
Hey, yeah.
394
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:36,783
Krieger, this is not the time for this.
It is exactly the time.
395
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,868
So, what's it gonna be, you harpy?
396
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,788
You ever wanna see your son again?
397
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,374
MALORY:
Not at the number you quoted me.
398
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,042
ARCHER: Mother!
That number is pegged...
399
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,711
...to the consumer price index.
400
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,213
MALORY:
Where? The People's Republic of Canada?
401
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,924
LANA: Jesus, take it out of our bonuses.
ARCHER: What?
402
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,218
Mother, no, listen to me. Aah!
403
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,679
I'm hit. I'm hit and I'm blind.
404
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,890
Jesus, Ms. Archer, your child is dying.
405
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,185
MALORY: Oh, all right.
If they'll give up their bonuses...
406
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,271
ARCHER: Mother!
MALORY: ...you can have your lousy...
407
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,814
...cost-of-living adjustment.
408
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,357
ALL CHEER
409
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,984
Something good's happening.
410
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,194
And you can have your dick son back.
411
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,156
DEVICE POWERS UP
THEN REGISTER CLICKS
412
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,532
ALL GASP
413
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,576
MALORY: What's going on?
ARCHER: | hear a helicopter.
414
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,411
Oh, yeah.
ARCHER: Holy shit...
415
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:25,415
...my other senses are already heightened.
Hey, this time | saved Lana.
416
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:29,753
But-- Oh, God, Pam. Two months' salary.
GaV/1
417
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,255
You can't put a price on good pussy.
418
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,925
Roger that, Zebra Two.
Hey, the helo's got them. They're safe.
419
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,844
ALL APATHETICALLY: Hooray.
MAN: Way to go.
420
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,597
MALORY:
Then get me out of this sweat-box!
421
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,729
Because | am officially out of gin.
422
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,776
Oh, come on, Archer, not now, I'm serious.
423
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,277
Hey, I'm serious!
424
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,196
Look at me, seriously, Lana.
425
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,657
Forget the eye bandage,
but the hair, the strong jaw line.
426
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,368
Who do | remind you of?
Nobody.
427
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,994
Say it.
Don't make me do that.
428
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,121
Say it. Say it!
429
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,582
Burt Reynolds in Deliverance.
430
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,877
No! Not in Deliverance.
Ha, ha.
431
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,921
In Gator.
432
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,631
Right?
433
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,385
How can you not see that?
434
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,592
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