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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,841 --> 00:00:40,626 ♪ Get your motor runnin' 2 00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:43,890 ♪ Head out on the highway 3 00:00:43,890 --> 00:00:46,980 ♪ Lookin' for adventure 4 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,678 ♪ And whatever comes our way 5 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,680 When your kitty's left the city. 6 00:00:50,810 --> 00:00:52,812 When your moose is on the loose. 7 00:00:52,812 --> 00:00:54,466 When your cow has said ciao, 8 00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:56,077 you need me. 9 00:00:56,338 --> 00:00:57,382 My friends call me- 10 00:00:57,774 --> 00:00:59,776 Wait, I don't have friends. 11 00:00:59,776 --> 00:01:01,386 I call me "Hitpig." 12 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:05,434 ♪ Born to be wild 13 00:01:07,349 --> 00:01:08,654 You see, I was raised by 14 00:01:08,654 --> 00:01:11,004 the legendary pet bounty hunter, Big Bertha, 15 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,268 and I was her super cool sidekick. 16 00:01:13,268 --> 00:01:15,705 You know, like Batman and Robin, Ben and Jerry, 17 00:01:15,705 --> 00:01:19,361 Aquaman and whoever the heck Aquaman's sidekick was. 18 00:01:19,361 --> 00:01:21,232 Fish? No. Doesn't matter. 19 00:01:21,232 --> 00:01:23,626 We caught cats, hamsters, snakes, all that for money. 20 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,628 You get the idea. 21 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,369 She taught me everything I needed to know 22 00:01:27,369 --> 00:01:29,414 about the bounty biz. 23 00:01:30,415 --> 00:01:31,460 How to dress. 24 00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,157 I mean, yeah, 25 00:01:33,157 --> 00:01:34,941 she got this at an American Girl store, but... 26 00:01:34,941 --> 00:01:37,118 She trained me how to be half Dr. Doolittle, 27 00:01:37,118 --> 00:01:39,990 half James Bond, half Mandalorian. 28 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:41,034 And yes, I know that's three halves. 29 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,428 She wasn't great at math. 30 00:01:43,428 --> 00:01:44,821 And she taught me how to make an omelet 31 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:47,563 without breaking any eggs, which is impossible. 32 00:01:47,563 --> 00:01:50,043 So I guess it was a metaphor, but it doesn't matter. 33 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,045 She was a good business woman. 34 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:55,658 This business can be very rewarding. 35 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:58,530 Then one day a call came in, Tiny the Lizard, 36 00:01:58,530 --> 00:02:01,229 a thousand bucks, which seemed high for a lizard. 37 00:02:01,229 --> 00:02:04,188 It's just an easy peasy, tiny lizard. 38 00:02:04,188 --> 00:02:06,103 I'll be right back. 39 00:02:06,103 --> 00:02:08,236 Here, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny. 40 00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:10,977 Turns out Tiny wasn't so tiny. 41 00:02:10,977 --> 00:02:12,457 Tiny was a crocodile. 42 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:18,376 Just like that, Bertha was gone. 43 00:02:22,598 --> 00:02:27,342 ♪ Start wearing purple, wearing purple ♪ 44 00:02:27,342 --> 00:02:30,649 ♪ Start wearing purple for me now ♪ 45 00:02:30,649 --> 00:02:33,217 All right, here we go! 46 00:02:33,217 --> 00:02:37,090 Mr. Secretary wants us to run a test. 47 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,484 Wakey, winky, stinky tubes skunk. 48 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:43,053 Call HR! My coworkers are trying to kill me! 49 00:02:43,053 --> 00:02:45,795 Gotcha! Right this way. 50 00:02:45,795 --> 00:02:48,624 Not this again, please! 51 00:02:48,624 --> 00:02:50,016 You know the drill. 52 00:02:50,016 --> 00:02:51,931 Skedaddle down the tube to the plutonium room. 53 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:54,630 Do not touch the glowy thing! 54 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:57,502 Then you come back and we test your radiation levels. 55 00:02:57,502 --> 00:03:02,028 Pieces of cake. Remember, do not touch the glowy thing! 56 00:03:08,165 --> 00:03:09,645 Do not touch the glowy thing? 57 00:03:09,645 --> 00:03:12,604 Honey, that's my ticket outta here! 58 00:03:12,604 --> 00:03:15,520 Go left! 59 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,435 I love that game. 60 00:03:17,435 --> 00:03:18,871 I knew I shouldn't have traded shifts 61 00:03:18,871 --> 00:03:20,090 with the hamster! 62 00:03:22,571 --> 00:03:23,528 Bullseye! 63 00:03:23,528 --> 00:03:25,791 Do not touch the glowy thing! 64 00:03:26,836 --> 00:03:29,317 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 65 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:41,590 Hey, I feel all tingly and now I'm glowing pink? 66 00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:44,680 Ooh, new look. Who dis? 67 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,203 Bad tube skunk! 68 00:03:46,203 --> 00:03:48,901 Uh, pole cat, not tube skunk! 69 00:03:48,901 --> 00:03:51,426 Woo-hoo, freedom! 70 00:03:51,426 --> 00:03:55,517 Oh, hello. Oh, everything's fine, Mr. Secretary. 71 00:03:55,517 --> 00:03:57,040 How's the radiation level? 72 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,173 Oh, fine. 73 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,610 What's up? 74 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:02,828 What's up? What's up? 75 00:04:04,395 --> 00:04:06,919 Oh! It's big! 76 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:10,096 Freedom! 77 00:04:12,055 --> 00:04:15,232 Woo-hoo, hello world! Here I come. 78 00:04:15,232 --> 00:04:19,628 I got a glowing bum, full of plutonium! 79 00:04:20,324 --> 00:04:22,195 What? 80 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,589 Party's over, pole cat. 81 00:04:27,244 --> 00:04:30,856 Hey! Hot truffles, not me! 82 00:04:30,856 --> 00:04:33,337 You need therapy! 83 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:36,122 Where's your humanity, pig? 84 00:04:36,993 --> 00:04:39,996 Oink. 85 00:04:43,956 --> 00:04:46,872 Wow! Ex-squeeze me. 86 00:04:46,872 --> 00:04:49,527 I'm not quite sure what happened there. 87 00:04:49,527 --> 00:04:51,834 Whoa. Some guys cut the cheese, but you, brother, 88 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,836 you destroy the cheese. 89 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,838 You cut the cheese, then you go find the cheese's family, 90 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,405 and then you cut them. 91 00:04:57,405 --> 00:04:59,276 Peter Parker gets radiation poisoning 92 00:04:59,276 --> 00:05:01,583 and shoots webs out of his wrist. 93 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:04,368 Me, apparently I shoot nukes out of my- 94 00:05:04,368 --> 00:05:06,022 Hey, be careful with that thing. 95 00:05:06,022 --> 00:05:08,372 Look, your cousin Porky. 96 00:05:10,156 --> 00:05:12,376 Adios, cocktail fake. 97 00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:13,986 Not so fast, Radiation Rump. 98 00:05:15,292 --> 00:05:17,381 I had it on selfie mode. 99 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:21,907 That's nasty. 100 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:23,909 Consider yourself... hit. 101 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:25,476 Whoa. What was that? 102 00:05:25,476 --> 00:05:27,565 That was terrible. Lemme try that again. 103 00:05:27,565 --> 00:05:29,785 Consider yourself hit. 104 00:05:29,785 --> 00:05:30,829 Boom! Nailed it! 105 00:05:32,178 --> 00:05:33,702 The newest show in Vegas, 106 00:05:33,702 --> 00:05:36,095 featuring Pickles the dancing elephant 107 00:05:36,095 --> 00:05:38,054 will be out of this world, 108 00:05:38,054 --> 00:05:40,404 so says the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard. 109 00:05:40,404 --> 00:05:43,755 He has staged some of the worst animal acts ever. 110 00:05:43,755 --> 00:05:45,453 He trained his three ton elephant Pickles 111 00:05:45,453 --> 00:05:48,847 to leap into his arms, breaking every bone in his body. 112 00:05:48,847 --> 00:05:51,589 After two years in the hospital, he trained Pickles 113 00:05:51,589 --> 00:05:53,722 to leap into the arms of his poodle. 114 00:05:53,722 --> 00:05:55,550 A far worse idea. 115 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:58,248 The Leapin' Lord squandered his family's reputation 116 00:05:58,248 --> 00:06:00,729 and fortune, and they have disowned him. 117 00:06:00,729 --> 00:06:02,426 Undeterred, the Leapin' Lord guarantees 118 00:06:02,426 --> 00:06:05,081 no one will walk out of this show. 119 00:06:05,081 --> 00:06:08,301 We saw hope Pickles will be okay. 120 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,956 It's showtime! 121 00:06:12,349 --> 00:06:15,352 Dancers, take positions! 122 00:06:15,352 --> 00:06:18,660 And now, Pickle the Elephant! 123 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:21,097 Psst. That's your cue, Poodles. 124 00:06:21,097 --> 00:06:24,274 Where's the motivational coach? 125 00:06:38,636 --> 00:06:41,073 Okay, enough with the dancing. 126 00:06:41,073 --> 00:06:43,206 Cast your eyes to the heavens. 127 00:06:43,206 --> 00:06:47,253 The one and only me! 128 00:06:47,253 --> 00:06:48,951 People of the earth, 129 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:53,303 I present to you the otherworldly 130 00:06:53,303 --> 00:06:57,742 Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 131 00:06:58,047 --> 00:06:59,396 Drum roll. 132 00:07:04,749 --> 00:07:06,272 Here we go! 133 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,668 Whoa. 134 00:07:27,685 --> 00:07:29,992 Oh, blast you, Pickles! 135 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:33,125 You have one job! 136 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,563 Why didn't you catch me? 137 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:36,955 Nevermind. 138 00:07:36,955 --> 00:07:38,870 Wait until you see what I have planned for us 139 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:40,698 opening night! 140 00:07:40,698 --> 00:07:45,660 I will reach for the stars and soar to heights 141 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:48,619 never before soared! 142 00:07:48,619 --> 00:07:50,621 I'll fly. I'll glide. 143 00:07:50,621 --> 00:07:53,885 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 144 00:07:53,885 --> 00:07:59,238 And give gravity what it's given me, contempt. 145 00:07:59,238 --> 00:08:01,414 A billion dollar dynasty flushed down a crapper 146 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,982 by the Leapin' Lord of the Lunatics. 147 00:08:03,982 --> 00:08:06,332 Hey, six generations of animal acts 148 00:08:06,332 --> 00:08:08,596 are not ending with me! 149 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:11,512 Okay, rehearsals over! Everyone out! 150 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:21,043 ♪ I'm a real wild one, wild one ♪ 151 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,610 ♪ Wild one, wild one 152 00:08:28,877 --> 00:08:30,313 ♪ Well, I'm just out of school 153 00:08:30,313 --> 00:08:31,662 ♪ Like I'm real, real cool 154 00:08:31,662 --> 00:08:33,925 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool 155 00:08:33,925 --> 00:08:37,581 ♪ Got the message that I gotta be a wild one ♪ 156 00:08:37,581 --> 00:08:41,759 ♪ Oh yeah, I'm a wild one 157 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:43,369 ♪ Gonna break it loose 158 00:08:43,369 --> 00:08:45,415 ♪ Gonna keep being a wild one 159 00:08:45,415 --> 00:08:49,375 ♪ 'Cause baby, I'm a real wild child ♪ 160 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:11,049 Escaped pet alert. Escaped pet alert. 161 00:09:11,049 --> 00:09:14,923 Hey, Gordon Hamsy. Shall I keep saying escaped pet alert? 162 00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:16,707 Gordon Hamsy. I get it. 163 00:09:16,707 --> 00:09:18,491 'Cause I'm a pig that cooks. 164 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,667 That's the best you got, huh? 165 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:20,972 Chef Boar RD. 166 00:09:20,972 --> 00:09:24,193 Sty Fieri. Wolfgang Pig. - Hilarious. 167 00:09:24,193 --> 00:09:26,587 Who says computers can't be funny? Not me. 168 00:09:26,587 --> 00:09:27,805 Oh wait, yeah. No, it is me. 169 00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:29,677 I say computers can't be funny. 170 00:09:29,677 --> 00:09:31,200 Zoo surveillance 171 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,159 caught an animal rights activist freeing the koala. 172 00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:37,728 Leticia. Our paths cross again. 173 00:09:37,728 --> 00:09:39,861 Catch van to the land down under. 174 00:09:39,861 --> 00:09:41,297 We'll check the outback, the front back, 175 00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:43,821 the inside out, and the upside down. 176 00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:45,649 Activate propulsion boosters. 177 00:09:45,649 --> 00:09:48,391 Activated. 178 00:09:48,391 --> 00:09:51,220 Weapons systems online. 179 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,614 Locked and loaded. 180 00:09:55,006 --> 00:09:56,355 And pump up the rock 'n roll. 181 00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:16,114 Greatness is so close I can smell it, Pickles. 182 00:10:16,114 --> 00:10:18,551 The eyes of too many lords and ladies 183 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,684 are looking down on me! 184 00:10:20,684 --> 00:10:22,643 They said I didn't fit in. 185 00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:26,081 That I was an untalented, tubby failure. 186 00:10:26,081 --> 00:10:27,299 That I'll never leap into anything 187 00:10:27,299 --> 00:10:29,388 but an all you can eat buffet table. 188 00:10:29,388 --> 00:10:32,391 And while I do love a complimentary Vegas buffet, 189 00:10:32,391 --> 00:10:33,958 I mean, who doesn't? 190 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,569 I'll show them what I'm capable of! 191 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,659 Mummy and Daddy dazzled audiences, 192 00:10:38,659 --> 00:10:41,749 riding lions through hoops of fire. 193 00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:44,969 Grandmama was blasted from a howitzer cannon 194 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:48,146 over a swimming pool filled with hungry sharks. 195 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:50,758 My dearest uncle was a bullfighter. 196 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:52,498 And not with a red cape. 197 00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:55,197 He fought them with his fists. 198 00:10:55,197 --> 00:11:00,332 You see, to have the next great animal act is my destiny! 199 00:11:20,744 --> 00:11:23,834 Ugh, elephant snot. 200 00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:34,889 I lock you up because I love you so much. 201 00:11:34,889 --> 00:11:36,804 I mean, I don't know what I'd do 202 00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:40,764 if anything ever happened to you, Pickley-poo. 203 00:11:40,764 --> 00:11:42,418 Who would catch me then? 204 00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:46,857 Oh, get real, Alligator Arms. 205 00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:48,511 I know you're a crocodile. 206 00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:50,382 It's just a figure of speech. 207 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,777 Now eat your lunch. 208 00:11:56,998 --> 00:12:00,305 Open it yourself. 209 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:05,006 I gave her your dog food. 210 00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:07,443 You buggies missed your cue on stage, 211 00:12:07,443 --> 00:12:09,271 and I know you're laughing at me behind my back. 212 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:13,188 I just can't prove it yet. No food for you! 213 00:12:21,109 --> 00:12:23,981 Hey, don't worry, guys. I'm gonna get us out of here. 214 00:12:23,981 --> 00:12:26,941 You'll be free soon and I... 215 00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:28,551 I can find my family. 216 00:12:34,818 --> 00:12:37,560 Door ajar. 217 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,170 Door ajar. 218 00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:40,824 Door closed. 219 00:12:40,824 --> 00:12:43,131 Hooray. You did it. 220 00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:46,264 Don't you have a stealth mode or a shut up mode or something? 221 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,747 Croc? Ugh. 222 00:12:53,663 --> 00:12:56,144 No guns, no nuns, no lil' ones. 223 00:12:56,144 --> 00:12:58,494 Any other nuns here? 224 00:12:58,494 --> 00:13:01,323 Hey, keep an eye on that, would you, Sister? 225 00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,763 All right, koala. Where are you? 226 00:13:09,853 --> 00:13:12,116 Here, koala, koala, koala. 227 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,255 Bingo, Dingo. 228 00:13:20,255 --> 00:13:23,388 - Thought I smelled bacon. - Let's go, koala. 229 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:24,868 Not going back there, Hitpig. 230 00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:26,739 - You escaped. - I had to escape! 231 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,872 Do you know who comes to petting zoos? 232 00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:30,700 - Kids? - Yeah, kids. 233 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:34,312 Filthy, slimy, sticky, smelly kids. 234 00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:36,271 They wipe their snotty noses, 235 00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:39,187 then pet me with those same tiny hands. 236 00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:41,667 They're disgusting! 237 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,018 Ah, you got a little something stuck to the back of your head. 238 00:13:44,018 --> 00:13:45,280 Whoa. 239 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,455 That's gonna leave a bald spot. 240 00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:47,673 For the love of goon bag. 241 00:13:47,673 --> 00:13:49,501 Cute little Sheila. 242 00:13:49,501 --> 00:13:51,677 If you pet the fur, I'll drop kick you to- 243 00:13:51,677 --> 00:13:53,549 Whoop whoop! 244 00:13:57,509 --> 00:13:59,860 Oh, boy. 245 00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:05,604 I never asked for this adorable face, Hitpig! 246 00:14:05,604 --> 00:14:09,217 I don't wanna be cute. I'm not cute. 247 00:14:09,608 --> 00:14:11,872 Hey! 248 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,918 Don't take me back! 249 00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:18,617 - Hey, I got a job to do. - Get another job. 250 00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,750 Look, this is the only job I know how to do. 251 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,665 Animals are meant to be free. 252 00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:25,015 Get a taste of my world famous pork chop. 253 00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:27,061 Hiya! Ow! 254 00:14:27,061 --> 00:14:29,498 Your, uh, shoe's untied. 255 00:14:36,157 --> 00:14:38,115 That's right. 256 00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:42,250 Go way, way, way, all the way home. 257 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:46,471 Ah, son of a beach nut. 258 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,518 Thank you, Sister. You are one bad habit. 259 00:14:50,171 --> 00:14:52,347 I know. Forgive me. 260 00:14:52,347 --> 00:14:55,567 Thanks, mate. $10,000 in dues. 261 00:14:55,567 --> 00:15:00,964 I hope someone turns you into a ham steak one day, Hitpig. 262 00:15:00,964 --> 00:15:02,661 Put a little ring of pineapple on you 263 00:15:02,661 --> 00:15:04,402 and stab you with a fork! - Thanks, mate. 264 00:15:13,194 --> 00:15:16,066 This is no life for you all. 265 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,027 I wish I could free you. 266 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:27,643 "Famous Panda walks off popular kung fu set, 267 00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:29,819 says eight films is enough." 268 00:15:29,819 --> 00:15:33,040 Oh man, I liked those films. 269 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,521 "Animal Rights activist, Leticia Dos Anjos 270 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:39,698 frees tigers for Las Vegas show." 271 00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:42,092 Oh man, I liked that show too. 272 00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:44,877 I don't get it. 273 00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:47,402 Wait a minute. 274 00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:50,971 You want me to call that critter liver, 275 00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:53,582 Leticia, to free you. 276 00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:55,192 Brilliant! 277 00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:58,587 By golly, I've never done anything important in my life. 278 00:15:58,587 --> 00:16:00,937 That changes today! 279 00:16:00,937 --> 00:16:02,765 We're almost free. 280 00:16:02,765 --> 00:16:04,897 I can feel it. 281 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:08,553 Hey, you're looking good. 282 00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:12,427 A super cock-doodle-doo! 283 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:19,086 Super Rooster! 284 00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:21,479 Super cock-doodle-doo! Oh, man. 285 00:16:21,479 --> 00:16:23,438 Now that is a catchphrase. 286 00:16:23,438 --> 00:16:25,744 Ah, you know what? Maybe I could try something like that. 287 00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:29,966 You know, like a super oinkety-boinkety-boink! 288 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,231 Ah, who asked you, Henry? 289 00:16:34,231 --> 00:16:37,191 Welcome to "King Chef For A Day," 290 00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:39,236 the show where our contestants have five minutes 291 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:42,500 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 292 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:46,026 Yeah, boy! Oh, another great catch phrase. 293 00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:47,418 You know, I could win that. 294 00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,072 When pigs fly. 295 00:16:49,072 --> 00:16:51,074 Oh, come on. A pig can dream, can't he? 296 00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:54,121 Incoming call. Incoming call. 297 00:16:54,121 --> 00:16:56,558 Oh, will you leave me alone, Morticia? 298 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,515 It's Leticia. 299 00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:58,908 And are you proud of yourself 300 00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:01,867 for messing up all those poor animals' lives? 301 00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:04,218 Locking them away like they were criminals? 302 00:17:04,218 --> 00:17:05,610 Yeah, 'cause they escaped! 303 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,612 They should never have been captured at all. 304 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,005 Hey, it's just business. 305 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:10,920 You set 'em free, I bring 'em home. 306 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:14,358 You're such a pig. And that's all the time I needed. 307 00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:16,099 Needed for what? 308 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,840 Gain access to your bank account and take 309 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:21,626 three, two, one, all your money, sucker. 310 00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:22,714 What? 311 00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:25,108 No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! 312 00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,588 Thank you for your donation. 313 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:30,113 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 314 00:17:30,113 --> 00:17:33,421 It's dirty money and it needs to be used for good. 315 00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,379 I'm good, I'm super good. I'm so good. 316 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,252 I'm off to free an elephant. Thanks for the money. 317 00:17:38,252 --> 00:17:39,992 Ciao. 318 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,691 Come on! 319 00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:53,919 Hey. 320 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:55,834 Did someone call for a rescue? 321 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,750 Not sure I can locate your family, 322 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,796 but I can get you home to India. 323 00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:02,580 Anywhere is better than here. 324 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:05,670 Don't worry, poodles. I'll be back for you guys soon. 325 00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:12,547 Woo-hoo, I'm free! I'm going home! 326 00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:17,117 Suppertime! 327 00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:22,339 But not for you. 328 00:18:27,475 --> 00:18:30,869 What the elephant? 329 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:33,916 Someone pilfered Pickles! 330 00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:37,224 Who steals elephants? 331 00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:38,747 I mean, besides me. 332 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,188 Hitpig. Lost your dog? You called the right hog. 333 00:18:45,188 --> 00:18:46,146 How can I help you? 334 00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:48,322 Aha, bounty hunter. 335 00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:50,324 I hear you're the best. 336 00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:53,065 At least that's what it says in your ad. 337 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,242 - Who are you? - Oh, I don't know. 338 00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:58,636 Maybe I'm only the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 339 00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:00,116 And I'm Baron of the Boxer Shorts. 340 00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:02,640 What'd you lose? - My dance partner! 341 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,425 Somebody stole her! 342 00:19:04,425 --> 00:19:05,556 Wrong number, pal. 343 00:19:05,556 --> 00:19:07,036 Sounds like you need a dating app. 344 00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:08,907 She's an elephant. 345 00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:11,388 - Leticia. - No, Pickles. 346 00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:13,869 I'm launching my show in Vegas this weekend. 347 00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:16,176 A guaranteed blast. 348 00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:19,701 I'll be leaping, I'm the Leapin' Lord after all, 349 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,355 but you knew that. 350 00:19:21,355 --> 00:19:23,531 Pickles is the only one who can catch me. 351 00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,663 I have to be caught! 352 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,143 So catch her! 353 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,233 Hey, don't worry, I'll catch her, 354 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,974 but you know, I charge by the pound, 355 00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:35,673 so I'm gonna need you to make me an offer I can't refuse. 356 00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:39,677 One million bucks. 357 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,723 Whoa, that's about a hundred times 358 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,769 more than I was thinking, so yes. 359 00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:47,816 So we have a deal, Hitpig. 360 00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:49,731 Bring her back to me. 361 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:53,213 Woo! Looks like this little piggy is back in business. 362 00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:56,694 Who's got egg on their face now? 363 00:19:58,261 --> 00:20:01,656 Cock-a-doodley-doo! 364 00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:05,486 Super Rooster! 365 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,797 That's something you don't see every day. 366 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,758 We'll be landing in London momentarily, 367 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,586 on our way to India. 368 00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,110 Unfortunately, we have to stop our in-flight entertainment. 369 00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:26,115 I know, I love "Super Rooster" too. 370 00:20:26,115 --> 00:20:27,247 Downloading all 371 00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:29,423 train, plane, and truck manifests. 372 00:20:29,423 --> 00:20:31,599 All right, where are you big girl? 373 00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:34,776 Cargo, one dog, 62 cats. Poor dog. 374 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:35,951 No, no, no. 375 00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:38,258 Okay, train. 376 00:20:38,258 --> 00:20:40,303 A baboon, two rabbits. 377 00:20:40,303 --> 00:20:43,306 Check that, two rabbits now with 27 bunnies. 378 00:20:43,306 --> 00:20:46,266 No. Vegas to India, layover in London. 379 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:47,267 Cargo four dogs, 380 00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:49,878 two cats, and one elephant. 381 00:20:51,053 --> 00:20:53,664 Ah, there you are! 382 00:20:53,664 --> 00:20:55,971 My pachyderm payday. 383 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,496 Target acquired. 384 00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:02,151 Off to jolly old England. 385 00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:16,470 Ooh, some sort of elephant party going on there. 386 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:20,038 Be right back! I'm gonna scope this out. 387 00:21:20,038 --> 00:21:23,172 After party with my peeps. 388 00:21:23,172 --> 00:21:26,523 Wow, wide load coming through. 389 00:21:26,523 --> 00:21:28,525 I'll be there in a minute. 390 00:21:30,353 --> 00:21:32,355 Sorry about that. 391 00:21:32,355 --> 00:21:34,575 We're so fired. 392 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:39,710 Excuse me. 393 00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:41,321 Excuse me! 394 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:42,887 Nice. 395 00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:47,588 Ooh, that's nice. 396 00:21:47,936 --> 00:21:51,113 Loving the new elephant fashions, so exciting! 397 00:21:51,113 --> 00:21:53,594 Pickles, you deserve a new look. 398 00:21:57,598 --> 00:21:59,600 Elephant pheromones detected. 399 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,212 Warning, warning. No parking zone. 400 00:22:03,778 --> 00:22:05,997 Have I ever gotten you towed? 401 00:22:07,172 --> 00:22:11,046 Wow. 402 00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:13,178 I'm gonna blame that on poor craftsmanship. 403 00:22:20,621 --> 00:22:22,231 Aha, Pickle prints. 404 00:22:24,581 --> 00:22:26,061 Free? 405 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,721 Memory is yours. 406 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:36,027 Your better recollection is pure perfection, 407 00:22:36,027 --> 00:22:39,553 'cause an elephant never, 'cause an elephant never... 408 00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:41,642 Line! - Forgets! 409 00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:42,686 Oh, yeah. 410 00:22:45,515 --> 00:22:48,475 Pickles, you devilish smoke show. 411 00:22:48,475 --> 00:22:51,347 Like shooting fish in a barrel. 412 00:22:51,347 --> 00:22:54,089 Really fat fish. 413 00:22:54,089 --> 00:22:57,353 As queen of the elephants, it is I who wears the pants. 414 00:22:57,353 --> 00:23:01,749 So as your queen, I command you all to dance! 415 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:04,665 No, wait! 416 00:23:04,665 --> 00:23:06,318 Did someone say dance? 417 00:23:11,149 --> 00:23:12,063 Stop that elephant! 418 00:23:12,063 --> 00:23:13,761 Hey, hey, Pickles! 419 00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:15,676 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 420 00:23:18,113 --> 00:23:22,073 This is exactly what I was not expecting, 421 00:23:22,073 --> 00:23:24,859 but I've always wanted to dance with other elephants! 422 00:23:24,859 --> 00:23:26,817 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby do that funk ♪ 423 00:23:26,817 --> 00:23:28,863 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 424 00:23:28,863 --> 00:23:31,039 ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪ 425 00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:32,519 Consider yourself hit. 426 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,959 Ah, dang it. 427 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,613 Come here, you weird looking elephant. 428 00:23:39,613 --> 00:23:43,268 I just wanna hug you and never stop. 429 00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:58,762 Oh, going up. 430 00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:03,680 That tickles. 431 00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:09,033 No, no, no, no! 432 00:24:13,168 --> 00:24:14,604 Yes! 433 00:24:32,622 --> 00:24:37,409 Wow. There's so much. 434 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:42,023 There's so much world, and my family is out there. 435 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,331 Well, well, well. 436 00:24:46,331 --> 00:24:49,204 No more cages for me. 437 00:24:49,204 --> 00:24:51,815 Ever! 438 00:24:54,818 --> 00:24:56,124 Are you... 439 00:24:58,256 --> 00:25:01,477 Are you... 440 00:25:01,477 --> 00:25:03,566 Ouch! 441 00:25:03,566 --> 00:25:04,698 Are you a little elephant? 442 00:25:04,698 --> 00:25:06,787 Elephant? No, I'm a pig. 443 00:25:06,787 --> 00:25:08,745 A pig-my elephant. 444 00:25:08,745 --> 00:25:11,705 Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, no, a pigmy elephant, yes. 445 00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:13,315 Hey, we're twinsies. 446 00:25:13,315 --> 00:25:15,012 I feel like I'm looking in a mirror. 447 00:25:17,754 --> 00:25:19,887 Whoa. We're a perfect fit. 448 00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:23,412 I know, it's like we're made for each other. 449 00:25:24,674 --> 00:25:27,547 What happened to your nose? 450 00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:29,549 Well, you know, I was at the back of the line 451 00:25:29,549 --> 00:25:30,767 when they were passing out trunks. 452 00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:32,421 I'm a little sensitive about it. 453 00:25:32,421 --> 00:25:35,250 Ugh, you're right. That was rude. 454 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,599 Let's start over. 455 00:25:36,599 --> 00:25:38,558 I'm Pickles. - I'm Hitpig. 456 00:25:38,558 --> 00:25:42,213 Which is short for Hit Pigmy Elephant. 457 00:25:42,213 --> 00:25:44,346 I've been looking for you everywhere. 458 00:25:44,346 --> 00:25:46,609 You know, you missed your flight! 459 00:25:46,609 --> 00:25:48,480 Oh, are you friends with Leticia? 460 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,179 Leticia? [laughs] I mean, yes. 461 00:25:51,179 --> 00:25:55,139 Yes, Leticia and I are great friends, actually. 462 00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:57,751 Yeah, no, she had to go do a, you know, 463 00:25:57,751 --> 00:26:00,188 rescue a porpoise or something, I don't know. 464 00:26:00,188 --> 00:26:03,060 She asked me to help, so. 465 00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,540 Leticia was taking me to India. 466 00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:07,325 India? 467 00:26:09,327 --> 00:26:10,633 Hey, we're sliding, Hitpig. 468 00:26:10,633 --> 00:26:13,418 No kidding! Give me my catch gun. 469 00:26:14,681 --> 00:26:15,682 I love slides. 470 00:26:15,682 --> 00:26:19,120 Hold on. 471 00:26:23,646 --> 00:26:26,649 They towed my van! Ah, come on! 472 00:26:29,739 --> 00:26:31,480 Think I just cracked a baby back rib. 473 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:32,829 Whoa. 474 00:26:32,829 --> 00:26:35,832 That was fun. Let's do it again. 475 00:26:37,094 --> 00:26:40,228 And now my gun is broken? 476 00:26:40,228 --> 00:26:43,274 What else could go wrong? Oh! 477 00:26:57,985 --> 00:27:00,074 How do you sneak onto a plane with an elephant? 478 00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:08,386 Why are we dressed like this? 479 00:27:08,386 --> 00:27:09,431 Subterfuge. 480 00:27:09,431 --> 00:27:11,868 Oh. I don't know French. 481 00:27:11,868 --> 00:27:13,870 What do you mean check the last and found? 482 00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:16,307 It's a two ton elephant. 483 00:27:16,307 --> 00:27:19,180 All right, try not to call attention to yourself. 484 00:27:21,530 --> 00:27:22,836 Excuse me! 485 00:27:34,282 --> 00:27:36,371 Emotional support, you know, dog. 486 00:27:38,721 --> 00:27:40,854 I am a work in progress. 487 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:47,774 It's a very fancy hairdryer. It's from Europe. 488 00:27:47,774 --> 00:27:49,471 Of course it is, ma'am. 489 00:27:55,912 --> 00:27:57,044 Lip balm. 490 00:28:02,658 --> 00:28:04,355 Leapin' Lord here. 491 00:28:04,355 --> 00:28:07,663 Hey, your package is shipping overnight air to Las Vegas. 492 00:28:07,663 --> 00:28:09,447 Goodie. 493 00:28:09,447 --> 00:28:13,016 This show is going to rocket me to stardom, Hitpig. 494 00:28:13,016 --> 00:28:15,062 Her understudy, well, let's just say 495 00:28:15,062 --> 00:28:17,978 it's a little like putting lipstick on a pig. 496 00:28:17,978 --> 00:28:21,721 So don't let me down. 497 00:28:21,721 --> 00:28:24,027 Sorry, cutie. 498 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,730 Help! Save me, Super Rooster! 499 00:28:33,384 --> 00:28:35,169 Look up in the sky! 500 00:28:35,169 --> 00:28:36,779 It's Super rooster. 501 00:28:36,779 --> 00:28:39,564 Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 502 00:28:39,564 --> 00:28:42,132 Ah, how this guy never won an Oscar is beyond me. 503 00:28:42,132 --> 00:28:44,178 You know, politics. 504 00:28:44,178 --> 00:28:45,919 Hey, would you mind letting me scooch by? 505 00:28:45,919 --> 00:28:47,572 I've gotta tinkle. 506 00:28:47,572 --> 00:28:48,748 Excuse me. 507 00:28:48,748 --> 00:28:49,879 Pardon me. 508 00:28:50,706 --> 00:28:52,099 By the way, could you ask the stewardess 509 00:28:52,099 --> 00:28:54,710 for a couple dozen more bags of those peanuts? 510 00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:59,019 They roasted them in honey! I mean, what? 511 00:29:00,890 --> 00:29:04,720 Yikes. That little toilet is not designed for what I have to do, 512 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,942 but girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 513 00:29:13,729 --> 00:29:14,861 Ow! 514 00:29:14,861 --> 00:29:16,732 Right in the ham hocks. 515 00:29:16,732 --> 00:29:19,517 Tranquilizer dart? Leticia. 516 00:29:19,517 --> 00:29:22,956 That dress really brings out the rump in your roast. 517 00:29:22,956 --> 00:29:24,827 Hey, who does your makeup? Cirque du Soleil? 518 00:29:53,421 --> 00:29:54,378 Listen, Hitpig. 519 00:29:54,378 --> 00:29:56,511 I should be taken seriously. 520 00:29:56,511 --> 00:29:57,991 For what? 521 00:29:57,991 --> 00:30:00,907 Stealing back stolen mooses and hippopotamuses. 522 00:30:00,907 --> 00:30:02,386 And rhinoceros. 523 00:30:03,823 --> 00:30:09,306 - Plus elephants! - Elephant? Never! 524 00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:12,483 Oh. 525 00:30:12,483 --> 00:30:15,399 Okay, so here's the big girl bathroom. 526 00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:16,879 No! 527 00:30:27,803 --> 00:30:29,283 Okay, okay. 528 00:30:29,283 --> 00:30:31,981 This is not what I thought would be behind that door. 529 00:30:33,678 --> 00:30:35,028 Grab my tail! 530 00:30:40,207 --> 00:30:42,513 Pickles! I'll pull you in! 531 00:30:44,951 --> 00:30:46,256 Her tights are coming off! 532 00:30:46,256 --> 00:30:48,519 You've gotta let the pig go! 533 00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:50,391 Why would I let your friend go? 534 00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:52,001 He's not my friend! 535 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:53,742 I can be! 536 00:30:53,742 --> 00:30:56,571 No! 537 00:30:58,747 --> 00:31:00,792 Eat your heart out, Dumbo! 538 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,664 No, he can actually fly! 539 00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:04,405 We're toast. We're toast. 540 00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:05,754 You'll think of something. 541 00:31:05,754 --> 00:31:07,277 You're right. I'm thinking you're about to see 542 00:31:07,277 --> 00:31:09,018 how the sausages are made. 543 00:31:09,018 --> 00:31:12,717 Ow, ow, ow. Ow! 544 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:19,072 Hey, I knew you'd think of something. 545 00:31:20,987 --> 00:31:25,643 It's called flying by the seat of your pants. 546 00:31:26,775 --> 00:31:28,429 Ladies and gentlemen, 547 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,952 please excuse the flight turbulence. 548 00:31:29,952 --> 00:31:34,130 Jackpot. 549 00:31:35,305 --> 00:31:36,480 Ugh. 550 00:31:38,091 --> 00:31:40,920 Oh, well, that worked out nicely. 551 00:31:41,964 --> 00:31:44,271 Yay! There's more. 552 00:31:53,976 --> 00:31:57,719 Ow. 553 00:31:57,719 --> 00:32:00,374 Now I know what Spam feels like. 554 00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:04,117 So really, that emergency exit looked like a toilet? 555 00:32:04,117 --> 00:32:05,292 We could have been killed! 556 00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:08,686 To be fair, it was an emergency. 557 00:32:08,686 --> 00:32:12,342 How were you so sure that I would think of something? 558 00:32:12,342 --> 00:32:14,170 Because I trust you. 559 00:32:15,998 --> 00:32:18,131 Yeah, all right, well, you shouldn't. 560 00:32:18,131 --> 00:32:19,610 But we're friends now. 561 00:32:19,610 --> 00:32:22,091 What? No, I don't have friends. 562 00:32:22,091 --> 00:32:23,614 Not since Bertha. 563 00:32:23,614 --> 00:32:25,268 Who's Bertha? 564 00:32:25,268 --> 00:32:26,226 Doesn't matter. 565 00:32:26,226 --> 00:32:27,967 We're hosed, okay? 566 00:32:27,967 --> 00:32:30,273 I'm way off course. - To India? 567 00:32:30,273 --> 00:32:32,754 Yeah, to bringing you home, yeah. 568 00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:36,366 But we need wheels. All I see is junk. 569 00:32:36,366 --> 00:32:38,890 You have to free your mind! 570 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:42,459 It's all caged up. And trust me, I know cages. 571 00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:43,330 Hey, what about this? 572 00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:46,724 Catch! 573 00:32:46,724 --> 00:32:48,726 Will you stop throwing junk at me? 574 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,917 Hi, little friend. 575 00:33:07,049 --> 00:33:10,487 Oh! 576 00:33:18,974 --> 00:33:20,758 Oh, I'm so sorry. 577 00:33:36,078 --> 00:33:38,733 Hey! 578 00:33:49,265 --> 00:33:53,182 ♪ You're a real tough cookie with a long history ♪ 579 00:33:53,182 --> 00:33:57,621 ♪ For breaking little hearts like the one in me ♪ 580 00:33:57,621 --> 00:34:01,103 ♪ That's okay, let's see how you do it ♪ 581 00:34:01,103 --> 00:34:04,672 ♪ Put up your dukes, let's get down to it ♪ 582 00:34:04,672 --> 00:34:08,110 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 583 00:34:08,110 --> 00:34:12,114 ♪ Come on, hit me with your best shot ♪ 584 00:34:12,114 --> 00:34:15,596 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 585 00:34:15,596 --> 00:34:19,643 ♪ Why don't you hit me with your best shot ♪ 586 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:22,603 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 587 00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,692 ♪ Fire away 588 00:34:36,356 --> 00:34:37,618 Bye, little friend! 589 00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:40,969 Catch you later, Fuzzball. 590 00:34:40,969 --> 00:34:42,536 All right, sit down and buckle up. 591 00:34:42,536 --> 00:34:44,146 We got a long way to go. 592 00:34:44,146 --> 00:34:48,019 Oh! 593 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:49,369 Do you know any show tunes? 594 00:34:49,369 --> 00:34:51,327 Do I look like I know show tunes? 595 00:34:51,327 --> 00:34:52,981 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 596 00:34:52,981 --> 00:34:54,287 ♪ Ding, ding 597 00:34:54,287 --> 00:34:56,463 Whoopsie. Oh, a button. 598 00:34:56,463 --> 00:34:59,074 See you later. 599 00:34:59,074 --> 00:35:00,989 Oh, you're back! 600 00:35:00,989 --> 00:35:02,121 Oopsie. 601 00:35:02,121 --> 00:35:04,601 Sorry about that. 602 00:35:04,601 --> 00:35:07,387 Look, another button. Woo! 603 00:35:07,387 --> 00:35:09,345 So many buttons and levers. 604 00:35:09,345 --> 00:35:12,653 So fun! 605 00:35:18,528 --> 00:35:20,922 Isn't today like a dream come true? 606 00:35:20,922 --> 00:35:22,402 Look, I don't have time for silly questions. 607 00:35:22,402 --> 00:35:25,056 Come on. You must have a dream. 608 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,363 Fine, sure. To have a million dollars. 609 00:35:27,363 --> 00:35:28,930 And what would you do with it? 610 00:35:28,930 --> 00:35:30,540 I don't know. Retire. 611 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:32,020 And then? 612 00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:33,761 I don't know. I'd cook. 613 00:35:33,761 --> 00:35:35,502 Okay. You dream of being a chef. 614 00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:39,114 Me, a chef? It's pretty dumb, right? 615 00:35:39,114 --> 00:35:40,246 No! 616 00:35:40,246 --> 00:35:42,987 No? 617 00:35:42,987 --> 00:35:44,163 Look, an elephant! 618 00:35:44,163 --> 00:35:47,427 Pickles, stop! 619 00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:52,475 There are no words for how I feel right now. 620 00:35:55,391 --> 00:35:57,306 Just trying to get a closer look! 621 00:35:57,306 --> 00:36:00,614 Pickles! Get back in the UFO! 622 00:36:00,614 --> 00:36:02,137 Coming down. 623 00:36:02,137 --> 00:36:03,007 Whoa! 624 00:36:03,007 --> 00:36:05,053 An octopus and a chicken! 625 00:36:08,404 --> 00:36:11,668 There are no words for how I feel right now. 626 00:36:11,668 --> 00:36:14,845 Pickles! Do not push or pull anything! 627 00:36:14,845 --> 00:36:18,806 Push and pull everything, you said? Okay. 628 00:36:18,806 --> 00:36:21,025 No! I'll get ya! 629 00:36:21,591 --> 00:36:23,245 ♪ Now baby I'm sure ♪ 630 00:36:23,245 --> 00:36:26,030 I can't believe they had a pigmy elephant balloon. 631 00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:27,597 Stay there! 632 00:36:27,597 --> 00:36:29,469 ♪ I just can't wait 'til the day ♪ 633 00:36:29,469 --> 00:36:32,602 Croc! 634 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,432 Ooh, that's fun. I wanna try! 635 00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:44,919 Okay, okay. I'm gonna get you! Whee! 636 00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:48,923 Whee! 637 00:36:50,316 --> 00:36:52,274 Just the most fun ever! 638 00:36:52,274 --> 00:36:53,884 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine 639 00:36:55,190 --> 00:36:57,323 No! No, no, no, no, no! 640 00:36:57,323 --> 00:36:58,411 - Gotcha! - Ow. 641 00:37:00,935 --> 00:37:02,763 I like your style. 642 00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:05,069 You know, you don't show it, but you know how to have fun. 643 00:37:10,727 --> 00:37:12,076 This is a disaster. 644 00:37:12,076 --> 00:37:15,993 If this is a disaster, disasters are wonderful! 645 00:37:23,087 --> 00:37:25,612 What's wrong? - Nothing. 646 00:37:25,612 --> 00:37:26,656 Everything. 647 00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:31,487 Anything to do with Leticia saying she's not your friend? 648 00:37:31,487 --> 00:37:33,881 Yeah, a little to do with that, yeah. 649 00:37:33,881 --> 00:37:35,274 I figured. 650 00:37:35,274 --> 00:37:37,188 Well, you're both very nice to fight over 651 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,626 who gets to take me back to India. 652 00:37:39,626 --> 00:37:42,281 You know, it makes me feel kind of special. 653 00:37:42,281 --> 00:37:43,978 Yeah. 654 00:37:43,978 --> 00:37:46,676 Well. - I wonder what it'll be like. 655 00:37:46,676 --> 00:37:48,330 - What? - Family. 656 00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:51,290 I left when I was a baby. 657 00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:52,595 Me, too. 658 00:37:52,595 --> 00:37:55,206 I haven't seen my family in years. 659 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,817 Same here. 660 00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:59,646 The Leapin' Lord wanted a cute little elephant 661 00:37:59,646 --> 00:38:02,736 for his show, and he found me. 662 00:38:02,736 --> 00:38:05,869 My parents tried to stop him, but they... 663 00:38:05,869 --> 00:38:08,481 I've been locked in a cage ever since. 664 00:38:08,481 --> 00:38:10,613 Until you guys rescued me. 665 00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:14,530 And now, wow. 666 00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:17,141 Now I've never felt more free. 667 00:38:19,796 --> 00:38:21,494 All thanks to you. 668 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,369 Is that Orion's butt? 669 00:38:27,369 --> 00:38:29,153 Oh, I think you mean belt. 670 00:38:29,153 --> 00:38:31,242 Pretty sure it's his butt. 671 00:38:37,553 --> 00:38:39,903 India has a Golden Gate Bridge? 672 00:38:39,903 --> 00:38:41,644 Wait, what? 673 00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:44,821 Ah! 674 00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:47,084 We overshot home a smidge. 675 00:38:47,084 --> 00:38:48,521 Going down! 676 00:38:52,394 --> 00:38:56,224 Oh, no, no, no, no! 677 00:38:57,181 --> 00:38:58,792 Ow, ouch! 678 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:00,837 Ow! 679 00:39:00,837 --> 00:39:02,448 My hand! 680 00:39:02,448 --> 00:39:04,972 Whoa. That was our next contestant. 681 00:39:04,972 --> 00:39:05,929 Help me. 682 00:39:05,929 --> 00:39:08,018 You're wounded. Medic! 683 00:39:08,018 --> 00:39:09,193 I guess you'll have to do. 684 00:39:09,193 --> 00:39:10,499 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I couldn't. 685 00:39:10,499 --> 00:39:12,196 No, I'm in a hurry and I need to- 686 00:39:12,196 --> 00:39:14,460 Get dressed. We're about to go live. 687 00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,505 Live? Wait, wait, hold on, what is this? 688 00:39:17,463 --> 00:39:19,552 - Is this a show? - Stay in! 689 00:39:25,253 --> 00:39:28,517 "King Chef For A Day?" How about that? 690 00:39:28,517 --> 00:39:30,563 This is it! This is your chance! 691 00:39:30,563 --> 00:39:32,869 - What? - Come here! 692 00:39:32,869 --> 00:39:34,262 We need to get going. 693 00:39:34,262 --> 00:39:36,438 Pump the brakes! This is your dream come true. 694 00:39:36,438 --> 00:39:37,918 - Don't be silly. - I'm not silly. 695 00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:39,398 Dreams are what give us hope. 696 00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:41,835 You dream to cook, so cook. 697 00:39:41,835 --> 00:39:43,619 But I mean, I hurt my hand 698 00:39:43,619 --> 00:39:46,187 when that 15 ton beam fell on it, okay? 699 00:39:46,187 --> 00:39:48,537 I can't! - But we can. 700 00:39:48,537 --> 00:39:50,365 Why are you helping me? 701 00:39:50,365 --> 00:39:52,280 That's what friends are for! 702 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,890 I'm helping you, just like 703 00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:55,762 you're helping me find my family. 704 00:39:55,762 --> 00:39:58,286 Oh, boy. Look, Pickles, I- 705 00:39:58,286 --> 00:40:00,854 Welcome to "King Chef For A Day!" 706 00:40:00,854 --> 00:40:03,160 The show where our contestants have five minutes 707 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,207 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 708 00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:11,255 The only rule is... - Use every ingredient! 709 00:40:11,255 --> 00:40:14,171 And tonight's contestant literally just dropped in. 710 00:40:14,171 --> 00:40:16,783 Give it up for Hitpig! 711 00:40:16,783 --> 00:40:18,001 Yeah, boy. 712 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:19,046 They're waiting for you! 713 00:40:19,046 --> 00:40:21,440 Hitpig! Hitpig! 714 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,137 Higher. 715 00:40:23,137 --> 00:40:27,924 Higher! Higher! 716 00:40:29,056 --> 00:40:32,146 Hitpig! Yeah, boy. 717 00:40:32,146 --> 00:40:33,408 Hitpig? 718 00:40:33,408 --> 00:40:35,715 Where's my stolen elephant? 719 00:40:35,715 --> 00:40:38,152 He doesn't have time to cook on TV! 720 00:40:38,152 --> 00:40:41,242 He needs to bring my Pickles back to me! 721 00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:44,898 Hey, watch the trunk! 722 00:40:44,898 --> 00:40:47,204 Hey! 723 00:40:47,204 --> 00:40:49,685 Looks like it's omelet time! 724 00:40:49,685 --> 00:40:52,775 Showtime, Hitpig! We got this. 725 00:40:52,775 --> 00:40:53,776 Go! 726 00:40:53,776 --> 00:40:55,604 Hand me the eggs. 727 00:40:57,432 --> 00:40:58,781 Oh! 728 00:40:58,781 --> 00:41:00,043 Whoopsie! 729 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:01,654 Egg on your face. 730 00:41:01,654 --> 00:41:05,092 Follow my rhythm! Whisk, stir, whisk. 731 00:41:05,092 --> 00:41:06,789 Chop, slice, dice. 732 00:41:06,789 --> 00:41:09,444 There we go. 733 00:41:17,234 --> 00:41:20,237 And now, today's mystery ingredient. 734 00:41:23,589 --> 00:41:24,851 Oh, hi. 735 00:41:24,851 --> 00:41:27,549 How's things? 736 00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:31,292 - You can't cook him! - All right, put him in the pot. 737 00:41:31,292 --> 00:41:32,728 He's got eyeballs! No! 738 00:41:32,728 --> 00:41:34,991 He's one of us! 739 00:41:34,991 --> 00:41:35,949 Don't hurt him! 740 00:41:35,949 --> 00:41:37,211 No, no, no, no! 741 00:41:37,211 --> 00:41:38,081 What? 742 00:41:38,995 --> 00:41:40,170 You can't boil him! 743 00:41:40,170 --> 00:41:42,216 He has feelings! 744 00:41:42,216 --> 00:41:43,609 And a name! Louie! 745 00:41:43,609 --> 00:41:45,654 I don't wanna die! 746 00:41:45,654 --> 00:41:47,351 You save animals! That's your thing, right? 747 00:41:47,351 --> 00:41:48,918 Well, I... 748 00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:50,180 Ow! 749 00:41:53,401 --> 00:41:54,533 Free Louie! 750 00:41:54,533 --> 00:41:57,187 Get that? Free Louie. Free Louie! 751 00:41:57,187 --> 00:42:00,016 Oh, come on. Throw the lobster in! 752 00:42:00,016 --> 00:42:02,671 Make love, not lobster! 753 00:42:02,671 --> 00:42:04,281 ♪ Rock lobster 754 00:42:04,281 --> 00:42:06,849 Stop! ♪ Rock lobster 755 00:42:06,849 --> 00:42:07,937 Oh, no, look out! 756 00:42:24,388 --> 00:42:26,042 May I, Louie? 757 00:42:29,698 --> 00:42:32,005 They grow back, huh? Don't they? 758 00:42:32,005 --> 00:42:33,615 Don't they? 759 00:42:33,615 --> 00:42:35,704 Every ingredient! 760 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:42,319 Taste it! Taste it! 761 00:42:52,634 --> 00:42:55,071 This is a dream come true. 762 00:42:55,071 --> 00:42:56,595 Thank you. 763 00:42:56,595 --> 00:42:59,293 Well, so is you rescuing me. 764 00:42:59,293 --> 00:43:00,729 Thank you. 765 00:43:00,729 --> 00:43:02,209 Pickles, no, I mean, there's... 766 00:43:02,209 --> 00:43:04,733 There's no reason to thank me. You know, for real. 767 00:43:04,733 --> 00:43:07,518 There is no reason to thank me. 768 00:43:26,059 --> 00:43:28,278 Weapon systems online. 769 00:43:28,278 --> 00:43:30,106 Ow. What is going on? 770 00:43:32,065 --> 00:43:33,675 Target obliterated. 771 00:43:33,675 --> 00:43:35,285 Whoops! 772 00:43:38,419 --> 00:43:39,638 Autopilot to catch gun 773 00:43:39,638 --> 00:43:41,552 coordinates engaged. 774 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:44,033 Ooh. 775 00:43:44,033 --> 00:43:45,078 Yes! 776 00:43:49,735 --> 00:43:54,217 So you're in San Francisco? I'm coming, Pickles. 777 00:43:56,742 --> 00:43:57,786 Hey. 778 00:44:00,484 --> 00:44:01,572 Hello? 779 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:03,879 Listen, Porky McPorkFace. 780 00:44:03,879 --> 00:44:08,318 You overshot the handoff by 400 miles. 781 00:44:08,318 --> 00:44:11,017 It seems you've lost your way. 782 00:44:11,017 --> 00:44:14,455 No, I'm finding it actually. 783 00:44:14,455 --> 00:44:16,283 Well, I'm coming for my dance partner. 784 00:44:16,283 --> 00:44:23,029 She and I will soar to heights never before seen. 785 00:44:23,029 --> 00:44:25,684 Don't move. 786 00:44:28,251 --> 00:44:29,992 All right, move. 787 00:44:29,992 --> 00:44:31,733 Move, move, move, move, move. - Where are we going? 788 00:44:31,733 --> 00:44:34,388 - Anywhere but here. - Well, how about India? 789 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,871 Yeah, okay, look, we need to talk about that. 790 00:44:39,959 --> 00:44:45,181 I, I need to come clean about something. 791 00:44:45,181 --> 00:44:46,835 Clean? I get it. 792 00:44:46,835 --> 00:44:48,271 What, you do? 793 00:44:48,271 --> 00:44:51,231 Oh, always happens after several months, yep. 794 00:44:51,231 --> 00:44:52,493 I need a bucket. 795 00:44:52,493 --> 00:44:53,842 Wait, what? 796 00:44:53,842 --> 00:44:56,279 You need one of those. 797 00:44:56,279 --> 00:44:59,587 A bathtub? Ooh, nice! 798 00:44:59,587 --> 00:45:03,243 I'm not really who you, well, who you think I am. 799 00:45:03,243 --> 00:45:07,247 I mean, being Hitpig isn't necessarily a good thing. 800 00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:10,293 You know, it's actually impressive 801 00:45:10,293 --> 00:45:13,122 how much trouble she can cause in less than two seconds. 802 00:45:17,561 --> 00:45:18,954 Yeah. 803 00:45:20,869 --> 00:45:22,871 Warm water 804 00:45:22,871 --> 00:45:25,308 feels pretty good. 805 00:45:25,308 --> 00:45:28,616 Oh, sure, sure. That's how it always starts! 806 00:45:28,616 --> 00:45:31,750 Then comes screaming, and then the lemon butter, 807 00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:33,926 and then them nut cracker things! 808 00:45:33,926 --> 00:45:37,843 I don't even have nuts! 809 00:45:37,843 --> 00:45:39,279 Hey, Pickles, we gotta go! 810 00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:41,107 People that come home to an elephant in their tub 811 00:45:41,107 --> 00:45:42,717 tend to get a little upset! 812 00:45:42,717 --> 00:45:44,806 I'm coming! 813 00:45:44,806 --> 00:45:46,852 Well, would you hurry before someone finds us? 814 00:45:46,852 --> 00:45:49,028 Ooh, that tickles. 815 00:45:49,593 --> 00:45:51,726 Oh, okay, what am I gonna do? What are we gonna do? 816 00:45:51,726 --> 00:45:53,815 What am we gonna do? Okay, let's think here. 817 00:45:53,815 --> 00:45:55,338 All right, this couch is comfy. 818 00:45:55,338 --> 00:45:58,559 Didn't sleep too well on the old balloon last night. 819 00:46:00,604 --> 00:46:03,782 You know, I just, one minute to think what to do. 820 00:46:03,782 --> 00:46:06,349 And, you know, maybe if I close my eyes, 821 00:46:06,349 --> 00:46:08,569 it'll all come to me. 822 00:46:08,569 --> 00:46:12,094 The answers will just come right to me. 823 00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:19,232 Bertha? 824 00:46:19,232 --> 00:46:20,886 What? 825 00:46:20,886 --> 00:46:22,061 How have you been? 826 00:46:22,061 --> 00:46:24,324 Dead, kid. I've been dead. 827 00:46:24,324 --> 00:46:27,196 Yeah, no, I've been better too. 828 00:46:27,196 --> 00:46:29,895 Oh, no. What's wrong, little buddy? 829 00:46:29,895 --> 00:46:31,940 Well, for one thing, someone stole all my money. 830 00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:33,855 Here, try this. 831 00:46:37,946 --> 00:46:39,774 And the van got towed. 832 00:46:39,774 --> 00:46:41,732 You lost your money, your van. 833 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:43,082 And my catch gun. 834 00:46:43,082 --> 00:46:45,301 Well, at least you haven't lost your way. 835 00:46:45,301 --> 00:46:47,086 Well, I mean, you know, that's the thing. 836 00:46:47,086 --> 00:46:49,479 I'm supposed to take this elephant back to her owner. 837 00:46:49,479 --> 00:46:51,307 You know, she's worth a million bucks. 838 00:46:51,307 --> 00:46:54,267 Wow. Prices have really gone up. 839 00:46:54,267 --> 00:46:55,355 Yeah, yeah. 840 00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:57,313 Anyways, she doesn't want to go back. 841 00:46:57,313 --> 00:46:59,881 Frankly, I don't blame her. 842 00:46:59,881 --> 00:47:01,883 But the reward is just so big, I... 843 00:47:01,883 --> 00:47:04,146 We never did this for the reward. 844 00:47:04,146 --> 00:47:06,583 But you said our business was very rewarding. 845 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:10,979 Oh, little buddy. Because of all the animals we helped. 846 00:47:10,979 --> 00:47:13,329 But the last one ate you. 847 00:47:13,329 --> 00:47:15,897 Yeah, you win some, you lose some. 848 00:47:15,897 --> 00:47:18,291 Hey, little buddy. 849 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:20,859 A long time ago I got the call to return 850 00:47:20,859 --> 00:47:24,123 an escaped piglet to a bacon farm. 851 00:47:24,123 --> 00:47:28,040 He was so scared and so cute. 852 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:32,479 I knew I couldn't return him, so I didn't. 853 00:47:32,479 --> 00:47:35,961 And over time, we became best friends. 854 00:47:37,092 --> 00:47:41,618 You, Hitpig. You were my greatest reward. 855 00:47:41,923 --> 00:47:45,231 Now time to eat. 856 00:47:45,231 --> 00:47:48,060 Lucky for me, it's only a dream. 857 00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:49,931 Wakey-wakey. - Ow! 858 00:47:49,931 --> 00:47:52,238 We're in a lake-y. 859 00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:54,762 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. 860 00:47:54,762 --> 00:47:55,937 What happened? 861 00:47:55,937 --> 00:47:57,939 Sprung a leaky. 862 00:48:11,170 --> 00:48:13,085 Pickles! Pickles, what did you do? 863 00:48:13,085 --> 00:48:15,348 Got a bathtub stuck to my butt. 864 00:48:15,348 --> 00:48:16,740 Did you have a nice nap? 865 00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:19,091 Okay, we gotta go up. All right, just swim. 866 00:48:19,091 --> 00:48:20,701 I thought elephants could swim. 867 00:48:20,701 --> 00:48:23,747 Not if they don't have a mom to teach them. 868 00:48:43,376 --> 00:48:45,508 Okay, can you reach it? 869 00:48:46,292 --> 00:48:49,208 No. But I think you can. 870 00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:52,820 What are you doing? No! Come on! 871 00:49:00,784 --> 00:49:01,785 Pickles. 872 00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:06,834 We can do it! You're so close. 873 00:49:06,834 --> 00:49:08,705 No, no, no, no, no! Pickles. 874 00:49:08,705 --> 00:49:10,098 Pickles! 875 00:49:11,230 --> 00:49:13,319 Pickles! 876 00:50:16,295 --> 00:50:18,775 Pickles! No! No, no, no, no, no, no. No. 877 00:50:18,775 --> 00:50:22,344 Pickles, wake up! 878 00:50:37,272 --> 00:50:40,362 Hello, Pickles. Ready to go home? 879 00:50:40,362 --> 00:50:42,408 Come on now. Up, up. 880 00:50:42,408 --> 00:50:47,108 Oh, and you, Hitpig. You had me worried there for a moment. 881 00:50:47,108 --> 00:50:49,502 I suppose I should deduct some money for the delay 882 00:50:49,502 --> 00:50:51,634 and change of drop off location. 883 00:50:51,634 --> 00:50:54,333 But I want to support your business, 884 00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:58,119 returning escaped animals to their owners. 885 00:51:00,643 --> 00:51:03,559 What? No, no, no, no, no. 886 00:51:03,559 --> 00:51:06,736 He's not returning me to you. He's my friend! 887 00:51:06,736 --> 00:51:09,913 You're my friend, right? 888 00:51:10,697 --> 00:51:14,048 Yes. Yes, no, now I am. 889 00:51:14,048 --> 00:51:16,529 I mean now I want to be. 890 00:51:21,229 --> 00:51:24,754 I wasn't bringing you home to India. 891 00:51:24,754 --> 00:51:28,541 I was bringing you to, well, to him. 892 00:51:30,412 --> 00:51:31,761 Let's go, Pickles. 893 00:51:31,761 --> 00:51:35,504 Our show launches in less than four hours. 894 00:51:35,504 --> 00:51:37,680 Deals off, Leapin' Lord. 895 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,160 Take your money back. 896 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,684 Her home is in India, not in Vegas. 897 00:51:41,684 --> 00:51:43,599 And certainly not with you. 898 00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:46,167 I'm not going with either of you. 899 00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:48,561 You'll get in your cage right now. 900 00:51:48,561 --> 00:51:49,779 Stop! 901 00:51:49,779 --> 00:51:51,781 Get your hands off her! 902 00:51:51,781 --> 00:51:54,871 Fluffy, a little help, please. 903 00:51:58,397 --> 00:51:59,485 Oh. 904 00:52:00,616 --> 00:52:04,751 Fluffy's a croc! 905 00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:13,803 Well, that was easy. 906 00:52:13,803 --> 00:52:17,590 Fluffy, teach pickles a lesson. 907 00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:29,471 Don't ever run away again! 908 00:52:29,471 --> 00:52:33,301 Come on, Fluffy. 909 00:52:50,362 --> 00:52:51,711 Ow! 910 00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:52,886 That's enough! - I think not. 911 00:52:53,930 --> 00:52:55,715 That last slap felt good. 912 00:52:55,715 --> 00:52:59,109 You did all that for a salad? 913 00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:01,851 This lettuce don't even taste good! 914 00:53:01,851 --> 00:53:03,462 Okay, look, you were right, I was wrong. 915 00:53:03,462 --> 00:53:05,899 - Where's Pickles? - The Leaping Lord took her. 916 00:53:05,899 --> 00:53:07,161 He abuses her! 917 00:53:07,161 --> 00:53:09,207 I know. And I need to save her. 918 00:53:09,207 --> 00:53:12,993 Really? Looks like you handed her over and got paid. 919 00:53:12,993 --> 00:53:14,037 It's not like that, okay? 920 00:53:14,037 --> 00:53:15,256 I tried to stop him, but- 921 00:53:15,256 --> 00:53:16,431 Give me my van. 922 00:53:16,431 --> 00:53:19,042 - We're going with you. - Who's we? 923 00:53:19,042 --> 00:53:22,132 Say hello to my little friends. 924 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:24,483 Surprise, swine! 925 00:53:24,483 --> 00:53:26,093 Hitpig. 926 00:53:26,093 --> 00:53:27,964 Couldn't help it. Had to free them, too. 927 00:53:27,964 --> 00:53:30,880 Brazilian chicks rock! 928 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,276 I'm gonna drop kick your ham hocks, bounty hunter. 929 00:53:37,496 --> 00:53:39,585 You know what? I probably deserved that. 930 00:53:39,585 --> 00:53:41,239 Take that! Hiya! 931 00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,110 Ow. Okay, are you done? 932 00:53:43,110 --> 00:53:44,372 Got it outta your system now? 933 00:53:44,372 --> 00:53:46,374 No, no, no, no. Not that. Not, no. 934 00:53:46,374 --> 00:53:48,115 That, I don't deserve. 935 00:53:48,115 --> 00:53:51,118 When I said get it out of your system, I didn't mean that. 936 00:53:51,118 --> 00:53:54,077 That's not even just, he tried to boil me alive. 937 00:53:54,077 --> 00:53:55,296 Ow! 938 00:53:55,296 --> 00:53:57,559 By the way, my favorite food is bacon. 939 00:53:57,559 --> 00:53:58,821 Are we even yet? 940 00:53:58,821 --> 00:54:02,129 Not even close. 941 00:54:02,129 --> 00:54:03,870 But we feel a lot better. 942 00:54:03,870 --> 00:54:05,175 Shall we go get Pickles? 943 00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:08,222 Yeah. Let's go rescue an elephant. 944 00:54:08,222 --> 00:54:09,615 Let's roll. 945 00:54:09,615 --> 00:54:12,182 You better not mean lobster roll, sister. 946 00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:14,315 I like this sassy crustacean. 947 00:54:14,315 --> 00:54:15,925 Move over. I'm driving. 948 00:54:15,925 --> 00:54:18,188 You got a plan, pork chop? 949 00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:21,583 That depends. How do you define plan? 950 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:26,719 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 951 00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:27,763 ♪ Get down 952 00:54:27,763 --> 00:54:32,072 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 953 00:54:32,072 --> 00:54:34,727 Look at that crowd, Fluffy! 954 00:54:34,727 --> 00:54:37,164 Clamoring to see me! 955 00:54:38,470 --> 00:54:40,646 Yes, I know I'm paying them a hundred bucks each, 956 00:54:40,646 --> 00:54:44,302 plus a glow stick, but a crowd's a crowd. 957 00:54:44,302 --> 00:54:47,174 Fluffy, the show is about to start 958 00:54:47,174 --> 00:54:51,221 and you forgot to comb your eyebrows, again. 959 00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:55,704 Oh, nevermind. Tonight we soar! 960 00:54:57,837 --> 00:55:00,448 All right. And that is why Taylor Swift 961 00:55:00,448 --> 00:55:02,102 would be a great president. 962 00:55:02,102 --> 00:55:04,713 Now anybody got any ideas how to save Pickles? 963 00:55:05,714 --> 00:55:07,890 I'm just joking, no. Using a combination 964 00:55:07,890 --> 00:55:10,197 of intelligence, counterintelligence, 965 00:55:10,197 --> 00:55:12,155 and counter counterintelligence, 966 00:55:12,155 --> 00:55:14,201 we will have acquired our target. 967 00:55:14,201 --> 00:55:15,898 Oh whoa, and to make matters worse, 968 00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:18,771 there's a crocodile and he's gonna try and eat all of us. 969 00:55:18,771 --> 00:55:20,033 He might even get one of us. 970 00:55:20,033 --> 00:55:21,948 Crocodiles? I thought little pigs 971 00:55:21,948 --> 00:55:23,776 and was scared of big bad wolves. 972 00:55:23,776 --> 00:55:25,821 Okay, first off, I'm not a little pig. 973 00:55:25,821 --> 00:55:27,519 I'm a perfectly average sized pig. 974 00:55:27,519 --> 00:55:30,348 Secondly, the three little pigs were not 975 00:55:30,348 --> 00:55:31,697 scared of the big bad wolf, okay? 976 00:55:31,697 --> 00:55:33,438 Remember the tune? That was their whole thing. 977 00:55:33,438 --> 00:55:35,831 They didn't even know who's afraid of the big bad wolf. 978 00:55:35,831 --> 00:55:38,921 Well, it just seems like a lot of work to nab a pickle. 979 00:55:38,921 --> 00:55:40,227 Not a pickle. 980 00:55:40,227 --> 00:55:41,533 Pickles the elephant. 981 00:55:41,533 --> 00:55:43,273 Oh, we going to need a better team. 982 00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:45,101 No offense, losers. 983 00:55:45,101 --> 00:55:47,582 - I already called for backup. - Who? 984 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:49,628 Take a look up in the sky. 985 00:55:49,628 --> 00:55:51,151 Is that a bird? 986 00:55:51,151 --> 00:55:53,414 Is that a cat? 987 00:55:55,155 --> 00:55:57,070 Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. 988 00:55:57,070 --> 00:55:59,246 It's Super Rooster! 989 00:55:59,246 --> 00:56:02,728 Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 990 00:56:04,425 --> 00:56:07,254 A super cock-a-doodley-doo to you. 991 00:56:07,254 --> 00:56:09,561 And you and you. 992 00:56:09,561 --> 00:56:12,781 Super Rooster! 993 00:56:12,781 --> 00:56:15,175 Well, you know, I'm not really a hero. 994 00:56:15,175 --> 00:56:16,611 I just play one in cartoons. 995 00:56:16,611 --> 00:56:19,048 But the producers have permanently sewn 996 00:56:19,048 --> 00:56:23,705 the suit to my body, so I get to fly around whenever I want. 997 00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:25,838 Thank you for coming. 998 00:56:25,838 --> 00:56:27,448 And look, I gotta just get this outta the way. 999 00:56:27,448 --> 00:56:28,841 I'm your biggest fan. You know, "Nuggets of Glory." 1000 00:56:28,841 --> 00:56:30,669 Oh, for me, honestly, your best work. 1001 00:56:30,669 --> 00:56:32,584 No need to thank me. 1002 00:56:32,584 --> 00:56:36,849 I gotta say, if this is really about saving an elephant, 1003 00:56:36,849 --> 00:56:38,590 eh, I'm in. 1004 00:56:38,590 --> 00:56:41,331 Plus, you know, you said something about a million bucks. 1005 00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:43,899 You're giving him all your money? 1006 00:56:43,899 --> 00:56:46,206 Well, not all of it, no. Louie ate a bunch of it. 1007 00:56:46,206 --> 00:56:47,903 I think he thinks it's salad. 1008 00:56:47,903 --> 00:56:49,818 I've never been more regular. 1009 00:56:49,818 --> 00:56:53,387 I'll take almost any amount at this point. 1010 00:56:53,387 --> 00:56:56,912 You know, my third wife ran off with a penguin. 1011 00:56:56,912 --> 00:56:58,479 You know, he's a sharp dresser, I must say, 1012 00:56:58,479 --> 00:57:01,787 but the whole split has cost me a bundle! 1013 00:57:01,787 --> 00:57:04,485 Anyways, should we get the autographs outta the way, huh? 1014 00:57:04,485 --> 00:57:05,355 Thanks, mate. 1015 00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:06,792 Can I touch your wattle? 1016 00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:09,359 All right guys, come on. Focus on the plan. 1017 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:12,319 But could you sign one more? It's to my nephew. 1018 00:57:12,319 --> 00:57:13,363 Yeah, what's his name? 1019 00:57:13,363 --> 00:57:16,845 My, his name, yeah. Hitpig. 1020 00:57:16,845 --> 00:57:18,717 All right. What's the plan? 1021 00:57:18,717 --> 00:57:19,935 We're winging it. Let's go! 1022 00:57:19,935 --> 00:57:21,328 Time to kick butt! 1023 00:57:21,328 --> 00:57:22,721 We're outta here! 1024 00:57:22,721 --> 00:57:24,853 Let's cock-a-doodley-doo! 1025 00:57:28,291 --> 00:57:33,122 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your minds blown. 1026 00:57:33,122 --> 00:57:36,735 Blown like they have never been blown before. 1027 00:57:36,735 --> 00:57:41,609 And now let the mind blowing begin! 1028 00:57:41,609 --> 00:57:45,178 Hello, dance fans! 1029 00:57:47,485 --> 00:57:50,705 The Leapin' Lord welcomes you. 1030 00:57:50,705 --> 00:57:55,536 It's the moment I've been waiting for. 1031 00:58:00,628 --> 00:58:02,630 We're coming for you, Pickles! 1032 00:58:07,809 --> 00:58:09,158 Is this part of the plan? 1033 00:58:09,158 --> 00:58:10,682 Why would a theater have steel doors? 1034 00:58:10,682 --> 00:58:13,206 Well, mission not accomplished. 1035 00:58:15,904 --> 00:58:17,340 Countdown? 1036 00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:18,820 Our show launches 1037 00:58:18,820 --> 00:58:20,779 in less than four hours. 1038 00:58:20,779 --> 00:58:23,912 Soar to heights never before soared. 1039 00:58:23,912 --> 00:58:26,872 A guaranteed blast. 1040 00:58:26,872 --> 00:58:29,657 It's going to rocket me to stardom. 1041 00:58:29,657 --> 00:58:32,225 Oh, no. 1042 00:58:34,401 --> 00:58:36,142 Fasten your seatbelts! 1043 00:58:42,191 --> 00:58:46,674 This show is going to be out of this world! 1044 00:58:47,501 --> 00:58:49,764 Ten! 1045 00:58:49,764 --> 00:58:52,201 Nine! 1046 00:58:52,201 --> 00:58:53,855 Eight! 1047 00:58:53,855 --> 00:58:54,900 Seven! 1048 00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:56,945 Six! 1049 00:58:56,945 --> 00:58:58,904 This isn't a theater, it's a rocket. 1050 00:58:58,904 --> 00:59:00,296 Say what? 1051 00:59:00,296 --> 00:59:03,212 He's totally nuts! Run! 1052 00:59:04,910 --> 00:59:06,433 Five, four, three, two, one. 1053 00:59:06,433 --> 00:59:08,914 Blast off! 1054 00:59:27,410 --> 00:59:30,588 They're all gonna die! 1055 00:59:30,588 --> 00:59:31,763 Not on my watch. 1056 00:59:31,763 --> 00:59:34,156 And how do we stop a rocket? 1057 00:59:34,156 --> 00:59:35,418 Rocket systems engage. 1058 00:59:35,418 --> 00:59:37,464 Why did I have to ask? 1059 00:59:37,464 --> 00:59:39,422 You might wanna hold on. 1060 00:59:46,429 --> 00:59:48,780 This is great. 1061 00:59:54,655 --> 00:59:56,701 - I need more power! - On it! 1062 00:59:56,701 --> 00:59:59,486 This is why I get paid the big bucks, baby. 1063 01:00:05,666 --> 01:00:09,061 Cock-a-doodley-doo! 1064 01:00:12,586 --> 01:00:15,241 I'll soar! I'll fly! 1065 01:00:15,241 --> 01:00:16,895 I'll glide. 1066 01:00:16,895 --> 01:00:19,462 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 1067 01:00:19,462 --> 01:00:22,814 I'll give gravity what it's given me! 1068 01:00:22,814 --> 01:00:27,166 Contempt. 1069 01:00:32,171 --> 01:00:35,130 Warning, critical power loss. 1070 01:00:35,130 --> 01:00:36,262 We're losing them! 1071 01:00:36,262 --> 01:00:38,220 The catch van's boosters failed. 1072 01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:39,613 Okay, okay! 1073 01:00:39,613 --> 01:00:43,486 Step aside, people. It's my time to shine. 1074 01:00:43,486 --> 01:00:45,358 A tube, please. 1075 01:00:46,838 --> 01:00:49,971 Now hand me that chimichanga. 1076 01:00:53,758 --> 01:00:55,977 Fire in the hole! 1077 01:01:28,357 --> 01:01:29,315 Oh, goody! 1078 01:01:29,315 --> 01:01:30,272 It's starting! 1079 01:01:30,272 --> 01:01:33,101 ♪ From the floors of Tokyo 1080 01:01:33,101 --> 01:01:34,755 Back off, Fluffy. 1081 01:01:34,755 --> 01:01:38,106 This is my special moment. 1082 01:01:38,846 --> 01:01:40,935 The Leapin' Lord of the Leotard 1083 01:01:40,935 --> 01:01:43,677 and Pickles the Dancing Elephant 1084 01:01:43,677 --> 01:01:49,465 will be the greatest show off Earth! 1085 01:01:49,465 --> 01:01:51,076 ♪ I'm dancing with myself 1086 01:01:51,076 --> 01:01:52,773 - Hit the gas! - 10-4, good buddy. 1087 01:01:55,036 --> 01:01:57,517 ♪ Dancing with myself 1088 01:01:57,517 --> 01:02:00,041 ♪ Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 1089 01:02:00,041 --> 01:02:02,000 ♪ When I'm dancing with myself 1090 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,742 It's showtime! 1091 01:02:06,047 --> 01:02:08,441 ♪ All over the world 1092 01:02:08,441 --> 01:02:10,878 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 1093 01:02:10,878 --> 01:02:13,141 ♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 1094 01:02:13,141 --> 01:02:15,056 Oh, Pickles! 1095 01:02:19,757 --> 01:02:21,933 ♪ It'll give me time to think 1096 01:02:21,933 --> 01:02:26,154 ♪ If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 1097 01:02:29,767 --> 01:02:31,769 ♪ Oh, oh 1098 01:02:51,527 --> 01:02:53,791 Almost there. Just gimme a little squeak. 1099 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:03,148 Are you ready for my destiny, Pickles? 1100 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,371 I'm leaping! 1101 01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:17,989 He came back for me. 1102 01:03:17,989 --> 01:03:21,035 Catch me! 1103 01:03:23,995 --> 01:03:26,084 Get back here, Pickles! 1104 01:03:27,172 --> 01:03:29,696 Hitpig! 1105 01:03:30,566 --> 01:03:31,872 Now what? 1106 01:03:31,872 --> 01:03:32,960 My sensors detect 1107 01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,919 their oxygen levels dropping 1108 01:03:34,919 --> 01:03:36,877 and I don't see a way for them to return 1109 01:03:36,877 --> 01:03:38,444 to Earth on their own. 1110 01:03:38,444 --> 01:03:39,924 Can we push 'em back? 1111 01:03:39,924 --> 01:03:41,664 Not without smashing into Earth. 1112 01:03:41,664 --> 01:03:44,319 We need a parachute. Grab whatever fabric you can find. 1113 01:03:44,319 --> 01:03:47,366 Curtains, costumes, even underwear. 1114 01:03:47,366 --> 01:03:48,758 That ain't new territory from me. 1115 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:50,848 Oh, how exciting. 1116 01:03:50,848 --> 01:03:54,025 Feel like pulled pork for dinner, Fluffy? 1117 01:03:54,025 --> 01:03:57,028 Then go get that pig. 1118 01:04:00,248 --> 01:04:02,947 We need to divide and conquer. Can you fly around the outside, 1119 01:04:02,947 --> 01:04:05,253 see how we might be able to pull these people back? 1120 01:04:05,253 --> 01:04:06,776 Can do! 1121 01:04:08,387 --> 01:04:10,911 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 1122 01:04:10,911 --> 01:04:12,826 I'll keep control of the catch van. 1123 01:04:12,826 --> 01:04:14,349 Okay guys, let's save Pickles 1124 01:04:14,349 --> 01:04:16,482 and everyone in that theater! 1125 01:04:16,482 --> 01:04:17,483 Aye aye, Captain! 1126 01:04:17,483 --> 01:04:19,093 - Roger, roger. - Over and out. 1127 01:04:19,093 --> 01:04:20,834 Really? 1128 01:04:27,145 --> 01:04:28,494 Hitpig! 1129 01:04:28,494 --> 01:04:31,018 Go help Pickles, now! 1130 01:04:32,715 --> 01:04:35,414 I've fought bigger lizards than you in the Outback. 1131 01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:38,547 Come at me! 1132 01:04:39,374 --> 01:04:40,941 You came back. 1133 01:04:40,941 --> 01:04:42,334 I'm so sorry, Pickles. 1134 01:04:42,334 --> 01:04:43,988 I should have told you the truth. 1135 01:04:43,988 --> 01:04:45,554 Can you forgive me? 1136 01:04:45,554 --> 01:04:47,295 What are friends for? 1137 01:04:47,295 --> 01:04:49,994 You're ruining everything, Hitpig! 1138 01:04:49,994 --> 01:04:51,604 I'm ruining everything? 1139 01:04:51,604 --> 01:04:52,997 You're going to get us all killed! 1140 01:04:52,997 --> 01:04:55,390 I'm actually trying to unruin everything. 1141 01:04:55,390 --> 01:04:58,959 I'm giving them the greatest show off Earth! 1142 01:04:58,959 --> 01:05:00,830 Yeah, but you don't have 1143 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,571 a way to bring 'em back to Earth! 1144 01:05:03,877 --> 01:05:05,270 Well, I can't think of everything! 1145 01:05:05,270 --> 01:05:08,534 Do you know how hard it was just to do all this? 1146 01:05:08,534 --> 01:05:10,753 Ding ding! 1147 01:05:10,753 --> 01:05:14,061 In the left ring we have the croc versus a koala. 1148 01:05:14,061 --> 01:05:16,934 Common sense says koala's gonna die! 1149 01:05:18,370 --> 01:05:22,113 Do you think this is scripted or all improv? 1150 01:05:22,113 --> 01:05:26,030 In the right ring, we have a pig versus a lunatic! 1151 01:05:33,994 --> 01:05:37,606 Now even the lack of gravity mocks me. 1152 01:05:37,606 --> 01:05:41,175 Come at me, you toothy turd! 1153 01:05:44,048 --> 01:05:46,224 Watch out, Hitpig! 1154 01:05:46,224 --> 01:05:48,966 This is for Bertha! 1155 01:05:49,270 --> 01:05:52,360 Consider yourself hit. 1156 01:05:55,146 --> 01:05:56,712 Oh, no. 1157 01:06:13,642 --> 01:06:16,819 I never cut corners on costumes. 1158 01:06:16,819 --> 01:06:20,084 The audience is applauding my exit, Fluffy. 1159 01:06:20,084 --> 01:06:23,826 I can still hear them. 1160 01:06:28,179 --> 01:06:29,528 Whoa! 1161 01:06:31,269 --> 01:06:32,705 Pickles! 1162 01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,110 Right! 1163 01:07:10,699 --> 01:07:12,571 Like we're made for each other. 1164 01:07:12,571 --> 01:07:14,790 A perfect fit. 1165 01:07:37,770 --> 01:07:39,772 A super cock-a-doodley-doo! 1166 01:07:39,772 --> 01:07:42,862 I'm coming for you! 1167 01:07:58,182 --> 01:07:59,096 Hi, Hitpig. 1168 01:07:59,096 --> 01:08:00,706 How you doing, pig? 1169 01:08:02,316 --> 01:08:03,578 And I thought you just 1170 01:08:03,578 --> 01:08:05,928 played a superhero on TV. 1171 01:08:05,928 --> 01:08:07,321 You really are one. 1172 01:08:07,321 --> 01:08:09,236 Aw, shucks. 1173 01:08:12,761 --> 01:08:16,678 You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! 1174 01:08:18,202 --> 01:08:20,160 What do you say we get everybody back to Earth now? 1175 01:08:22,902 --> 01:08:24,208 I need more horsepower! 1176 01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:27,124 I need more chimichangas! 1177 01:08:36,307 --> 01:08:38,396 Approaching Earth's atmosphere. 1178 01:08:43,792 --> 01:08:45,316 We're coming in too fast. 1179 01:08:45,316 --> 01:08:48,449 Panties, jock straps, boxers, just send them on over! 1180 01:08:48,449 --> 01:08:49,537 Come on! 1181 01:08:50,277 --> 01:08:52,714 This is going to hurt. 1182 01:09:05,553 --> 01:09:10,079 Warning, impact imminent. Well, it was nice knowing you. 1183 01:09:10,079 --> 01:09:11,994 Deploy the parachute. 1184 01:09:26,879 --> 01:09:29,882 Whoa. 1185 01:09:49,989 --> 01:09:52,121 Can I get my thong back? 1186 01:10:03,132 --> 01:10:06,832 Well, I guess it's time to all go home, huh? 1187 01:10:06,832 --> 01:10:09,878 I'm heading to Australia if you wanna ride with me, koala. 1188 01:10:09,878 --> 01:10:12,098 Yeah, great. I'll show you my digs. 1189 01:10:12,098 --> 01:10:14,535 Throw some eucalyptus on the Barbie. 1190 01:10:14,535 --> 01:10:17,799 I'm going to introduce polecat to some Hollywood agents. 1191 01:10:17,799 --> 01:10:20,367 He's a star if I've ever seen one. 1192 01:10:22,761 --> 01:10:24,284 Thank you. 1193 01:10:24,284 --> 01:10:28,157 Oh, I'm staying here. We're in Vegas, baby! 1194 01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:30,595 And I got me a date! 1195 01:10:31,726 --> 01:10:34,294 Well, everyone loves my hard body. 1196 01:10:35,774 --> 01:10:37,341 You sure you want these poodles? 1197 01:10:37,341 --> 01:10:40,953 If they want me. 1198 01:10:40,953 --> 01:10:43,999 Pickles, may I take you home to India? 1199 01:10:43,999 --> 01:10:46,741 Yes. Yes, you may. 1200 01:11:24,605 --> 01:11:25,911 Frittata! 1201 01:11:25,911 --> 01:11:27,695 Omelet coming up! 1202 01:11:31,177 --> 01:11:32,613 Of course. 1203 01:11:33,701 --> 01:11:35,573 Oh, we got a wise guy here. 1204 01:11:35,573 --> 01:11:38,576 Hey, look kid, no bacon ever. Capiche? 1205 01:11:38,576 --> 01:11:40,360 Ciao, Hitpig. 1206 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:48,020 Surprise! 1207 01:11:53,242 --> 01:11:56,115 So, how you doing? 1208 01:11:56,115 --> 01:11:58,552 Living the dream. 1209 01:11:58,552 --> 01:12:00,075 How was India? 1210 01:12:00,075 --> 01:12:04,384 Beautiful. But I couldn't find a family there 1211 01:12:04,384 --> 01:12:06,255 quite like our friends. 1212 01:12:06,255 --> 01:12:10,912 Yeah. Yeah, I guess friends are the family we choose. 1213 01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:15,961 So what's it like living the omelet dream? 1214 01:12:15,961 --> 01:12:17,441 Is it all it's cracked up to be? 1215 01:12:17,441 --> 01:12:18,920 Yeah, you know, it pays the bills 1216 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:20,095 for an even bigger dream. 1217 01:12:20,095 --> 01:12:21,575 - Really? - Yeah. 1218 01:12:22,620 --> 01:12:25,536 See, on weekends we do some volunteer work. 1219 01:12:25,536 --> 01:12:27,320 We? 1220 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:30,192 How was Indiana? 1221 01:12:30,192 --> 01:12:31,542 Hey, everyone, hi! 1222 01:12:31,542 --> 01:12:33,544 You got room for one more on that thing? 1223 01:12:33,544 --> 01:12:35,023 You bet we do. 1224 01:12:35,023 --> 01:12:36,938 Lower the tub! 1225 01:12:37,722 --> 01:12:39,463 I love a family outing. 1226 01:12:40,464 --> 01:12:44,381 ♪ Born to be wild 1227 01:12:46,774 --> 01:12:49,864 So if you're a kitty who's left the city 1228 01:12:49,864 --> 01:12:51,431 or a moose on the loose 1229 01:12:51,431 --> 01:12:53,999 or a cow that said ciao, call us. 1230 01:12:53,999 --> 01:12:57,089 Your happiness is our reward. 1231 01:12:57,089 --> 01:13:00,614 ♪ Born to be wild 1232 01:13:02,616 --> 01:13:05,271 Ooh, I'm feeling a little bit toasty here. 1233 01:13:05,271 --> 01:13:07,316 How about you, Fluffy? 1234 01:13:07,316 --> 01:13:10,015 Son of a sun! 1235 01:13:10,972 --> 01:13:12,278 And scene. 1236 01:13:15,194 --> 01:13:19,590 ♪ Born to be wild 1237 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:26,379 ♪ Born to be wild 1238 01:13:28,163 --> 01:13:31,340 ♪ Get your motor running 1239 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:34,300 ♪ Head out on the highway 1240 01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:37,477 ♪ Looking for adventure 1241 01:13:37,477 --> 01:13:40,045 ♪ And whatever comes our way 1242 01:13:42,003 --> 01:13:44,876 ♪ Yeah, gotta go and make it happen ♪ 1243 01:13:44,876 --> 01:13:48,401 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1244 01:13:48,401 --> 01:13:52,187 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1245 01:13:52,187 --> 01:13:54,755 ♪ Explode into space 1246 01:13:54,755 --> 01:13:56,670 ♪ I like smoke and lightning 1247 01:13:57,584 --> 01:14:01,153 ♪ Heavy metal thunder 1248 01:14:01,153 --> 01:14:03,721 ♪ Racing with the wind 1249 01:14:03,721 --> 01:14:08,203 ♪ And the feeling that I'm under ♪ 1250 01:14:08,203 --> 01:14:11,946 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1251 01:14:11,946 --> 01:14:14,601 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1252 01:14:14,601 --> 01:14:18,213 ♪ Fire all of your guns at once and ♪ 1253 01:14:18,213 --> 01:14:20,477 ♪ Explode into space 1254 01:14:20,477 --> 01:14:24,002 ♪ Like a true nature's child 1255 01:14:24,002 --> 01:14:26,961 ♪ We were born, born to be wild ♪ 1256 01:14:27,396 --> 01:14:29,834 ♪ We can climb so high ♪ 1257 01:14:29,834 --> 01:14:33,359 ♪ And never wanna die 1258 01:14:34,447 --> 01:14:37,668 ♪ Born to be wild 1259 01:14:40,801 --> 01:14:44,413 ♪ Born to be wild 1260 01:14:47,678 --> 01:14:50,637 ♪ Get your motor running 1261 01:14:50,637 --> 01:14:53,727 ♪ Head out on the highway 1262 01:14:53,727 --> 01:14:57,078 ♪ Looking for adventure 1263 01:14:57,078 --> 01:15:01,300 ♪ And whatever comes our way 1264 01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:04,608 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1265 01:15:04,608 --> 01:15:07,567 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1266 01:15:07,567 --> 01:15:10,962 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1267 01:15:10,962 --> 01:15:14,139 ♪ Explode into space 1268 01:15:14,139 --> 01:15:17,925 ♪ Born to be wild 1269 01:15:20,580 --> 01:15:24,366 ♪ Born to be wild 1270 01:15:27,239 --> 01:15:30,895 ♪ Born to be wild 1271 01:15:34,246 --> 01:15:36,944 ♪ Born to be wild 1272 01:15:46,867 --> 01:15:48,956 As queen of the elephants, it is I 1273 01:15:48,956 --> 01:15:51,611 who wears the pants, so as your queen, 1274 01:15:51,611 --> 01:15:55,136 I command you all to dance. 87504

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