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Jimmy Jr.,
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it's nice of you to walk me
home from school today.
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Uh, I'm walking
home next to you.
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We go in the same direction.
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Hey, look at that cloud.
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What does it look like to you?
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Uh... I guess it's gonna rain?
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You don't see two
people holding hands?
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And one of them
might have glasses on?
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Uh...
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Forecast calls for
palm-on-palm contact?
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I don't see it, Tina.
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I'm gonna go before
my hair gets wet, though.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Wait for us! You're supposed
to hold our hands
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when we cross the street!
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Oh, my God, a street!
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Yay!
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Sorry, Tina.
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Think I saw what you were
trying to do there and, uh...
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I read you loud and clear.
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I don't get it.
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I-I thought Jimmy Jr.
and I were clicking.
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I think that sometimes you think
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that things are romantic
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when they're, like, not.
I do?
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It's like when we saw
that dog attacking a squirrel
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and you thought
they were "really connecting."
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They were totally
into each other.
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Well, off to spend time
with the elderly.
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You mean Mom and Dad?
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No, the Thundergirls
are volunteering
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at a nursing home
today. Gotta go.
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Soak up their wisdom
and sample their puddings!
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Tina?
That's me.
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You're with Meryl, in the room
at the end of the hallway.
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She might enjoy it
if you read to her
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because her eyesight
is very poor.
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So is mine.
That's why I wear these.
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Hey, that can be our icebreaker.
Mm-hmm.
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Hi.
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Hi?
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Meryl, I'm Tina.
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Um, I was expecting
someone older...
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and female.
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Meryl's my great-aunt.
Oh.
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Joel, who is that?
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I'm Tina from the Thundergirls.
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I'm here to spend a minimum
of 45 minutes with you.
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Maybe I could read to you?
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Oh, you could read me my mail.
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Sure!
They don't call me
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Tina "I can read
your mail" Belcher for nothing.
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Can I get a different one?
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Just kidding, j-just kidding.
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You'll be fine.
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Well, I should get going.
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Thanks again for
the birthday check, Aunt Meryl.
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Don't spend it all in one place.
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I probably will,
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because it's only $25.
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Joel visits me on his birthday.
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And I always give him
a birthday check.
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My Aunt Gayle sent me a check,
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but I'm not allowed to cash it
until she wins the lottery.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Should we get readin'?
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"Congratulations!"
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That's a good start.
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Well...
Wait.
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"You're eligible
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for a free trial
gym membership."
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Who's it from?
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Pretty sure it's from a gym.
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I don't know any Jims.
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I know a Bert.
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Is that what you
were trying to say?
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Why don't I put that one
in the junk pile?
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Mmm...
Hey, dude?
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Who, me?
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No. Him.
So, not me?
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This burger?
It's phenomenal.
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Thank you.
You like the coffee?
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I made the coffee.
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Coffee's good.
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I've had peanut butter
on a burger before.
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I hated it.
It was terrible.
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Oh. Uh... okay.
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But, uh...
you made it taste good.
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Yeah, man.
Nice dish.
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Thanks.
I'm-I'm... glad you like it.
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I'm Lionel. Head chef
at Fennel and Fog.
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I'm Donny.
Head chef at Succulent.
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Wow, I-I've heard of
both of those restaurants.
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Succulent!
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I have a reservation there
in four weeks at 5:15 p.m.
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Don't have a date yet,
but a lot can happen in four weeks.
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Do you know if there are
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any female reservations for one
around that time?
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I'll...
uh, I'll check on that for you.
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Make me sound cool.
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Should we bring
everyone here tonight?
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Oh, yeah!
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Hey, can we bring
everyone here tonight?
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Um... who's everyone?
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Some of our chef buddies,
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some of our prep
chefs, sous chefs...
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We gotta blow off steam
after work. You know.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bubble bath, glass of wine,
cookie dough...
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Paint just one fingernail,
see what it looks like...
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Can we come by around midnight?
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Uh, w-we close at 7:00.
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Oh, that's no problem.
Open back up. Um...
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You're gonna have a bunch
of fellow chefs in here
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going crazy for
your crazy good food.
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I guess midnight
isn't that late...
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and, you know,
I'm usually up around then.
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Yeah, to pee.
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To pee...
and-and to party.
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That's my guy.
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Sure, I'll open back up tonight.
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Well, count me out.
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I got a date with
Mr. Pillow, Mr. Mouth Guard
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and my reoccurring dream
about meeting Tyra Banks.
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She never remembers me,
but she's nice.
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"$16.
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$14."
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That's less expensive
than the last menu.
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Oh.
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I fell asleep.
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Start over, will you?
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That's... um...
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I'll just read this last one.
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Hey, it's handwritten.
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"Dear Meryl,
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"I know this might come
as something of a surprise
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"and you may not remember me,
but I remember you.
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"I saw you at the USO dance
at Morris Hall
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almost 60 years ago."
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Oh, I remember that dance.
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A lot of handsome sailors
at Morris Hall that night.
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Handsome sailors.
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Yeah.
Nice.
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"You were wearing
a blue dress and pearls
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and you looked
like an angel." Aw!
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"I wanted to ask you to dance,
but I was too shy.
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And then the dance ended
and I never saw you again."
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Oh, no!
Oh, my.
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"Now, I'm a retired navy admiral
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"and I have lived a full life.
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"But I have one regret.
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I regret that I didn't ask you
to dance that night." Whoa.
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Whoa. "I find myself
thinking about the old days
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"and what could have been,
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"so I decided to look
you up and reach out.
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"I pray this letter
finds you well.
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Take care,
Admiral Peter Wilcox."
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Wow, Meryl.
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Wait, is this
the sushi restaurant?
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What? No, it's retired
Navy Admiral Peter Wilcox!
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Do you want me
to help you write him back?
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Oh, I don't think
I should write him back.
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I-I'm too old for...
lovey-dovey stuff.
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That's not true! You're never
too old for romance!
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Oh, no, no, no.
I have a full life.
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We have movie night
every Tuesday.
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But you could bring
a date to movie night.
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Oh, that's not how
movie night works.
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Have you ever been
to movie night?
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No.
Yeah, it shows.
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But what if it's destiny?
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What if Admiral Peter Wilcox
is your true love?
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Don't you want to find out?
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Read me the letter again.
No, no, no, no, don't.
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Read me the menu from
the Chinese restaurant again.
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Okay. But I just feel like...
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Bup, bup, bup.
Fine.
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$4.95..."
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Bob, stop watching
TV and go to bed.
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You have to get up
and cook at midnight.
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You're gonna be exhausted
if you don't get some sleep.
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Yeah, Dad, go to your room.
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I'm fine, Lin.
I can stay up until midnight.
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And don't forget, these guys
have to work in the morning, too.
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Okay.
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Gene, Louise, almost
bedtime for you guys.
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Two-minute warning.
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Wait. I thought Dad
had to go bed, not us.
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If Dad has to go bed,
then we can stay up.
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It's opposite night!
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No, it's not.
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So you agree. It is.
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No. Yes.
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No, wait. Okay.
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If it's opposite night,
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then you don't
have to go to bed.
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You just said it's
opposite night,
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which means it's
not opposite night,
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which means we don't have
to go to bed, right?
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Oh, God.
Wait. Hold on.
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Lin, you're letting them
do this to you again.
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No. No, Bob, I can do it.
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I need a pencil and paper,
and nobody talk.
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So everybody talk?
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Talk, talk, talk, talk,
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talk, talk, talk, talk, talk...
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Shush, shush!
Stop it!
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Come on, Tina.
It's bedtime soon.
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It's not opposite night,
no matter what anybody says.
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Okay. I just have to finish
this letter and mail it.
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What letter?
Oh, it's, uh...
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it's for Thundergirls.
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To get my...
letter-mailing patch.
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Ah, so specific!
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Okay, hurry up.
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"Admiral Peter,
I was so thrilled to hear from you.
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"I remember that night
like it was yesterday.
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"You were so dashing
in your uniform.
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"How was the navy?
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"Did you eat
a lot of navy beans?
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"LOL.
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"Anyway, I want you to know
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"that I'm not
too old for romance.
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"Let's be friends.
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"Or maybe more.
Like boyfriend/girlfriend.
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"Anyway, take care.
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XOXO, Meryl."
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Ah! Paper cut!
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What? I'm okay.
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Whoa.
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Bobby?
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Where the hell is he?
Someone check the kitchen.
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Aah!
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I think somebody cooked Dad!
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Oh, no!
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Did you hear that?
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He's over here.
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Bob. Are you okay?
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Who did this to you?
Who did this to you?!
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What time is it?
lt's 8:00.
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I must have passed out.
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After Taj and I made
goat massaman curry.
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Who's Taj?
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He's a friend of Lionel's.
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What the hell happened?
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Well, it started with me
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making a bunch of burgers
for about 15 restaurant people.
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Then we drank a lot of wine,
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and then Taj brought
a whole goat,
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and then we drank some
grain alcohol from Iceland.
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Bjork's hard lemonade?
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Poor Bob.
I guess you can rest up tonight.
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I can't rest tonight.
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I'm meeting them at Lionel's.
257
00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:10,411
At midnight.
What?
258
00:08:10,412 --> 00:08:12,446
It was fun, Lin.
Last night.
259
00:08:12,447 --> 00:08:14,031
I-I think I found my people.
260
00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:16,867
All right, I'll be right back.
261
00:08:16,868 --> 00:08:18,535
I-I just have to throw up
a little bit.
262
00:08:18,536 --> 00:08:20,838
All right, kids, come on,
start cleaning up.
263
00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:22,673
Why?
We didn't do this!
264
00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,208
Yeah, the party machine did.
265
00:08:24,209 --> 00:08:25,758
Yeah, well,
266
00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:27,711
it's opposite-mess-
you-gotta-clean-up day,
267
00:08:27,712 --> 00:08:29,179
so hop on it.
Let's go.
268
00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,431
Hey, if you write a letter
269
00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:31,715
and sign someone else's name,
270
00:08:31,716 --> 00:08:32,933
is that a federal offense?
271
00:08:32,934 --> 00:08:34,885
I'm asking for a friend.
272
00:08:34,886 --> 00:08:36,520
A cool friend you'd really like.
273
00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:37,720
Did you forge a letter, Tina?
274
00:08:37,772 --> 00:08:38,972
No! What? What do you mean?
275
00:08:38,973 --> 00:08:40,274
Why would you even say that...
276
00:08:40,275 --> 00:08:41,274
Okay, fine. I did.
277
00:08:41,276 --> 00:08:42,526
But don't tell Meryl.
278
00:08:42,527 --> 00:08:43,609
Wait. Who's Meryl?
279
00:08:43,695 --> 00:08:45,029
I think that's an expression.
280
00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:46,897
Like, "I just farted.
Don't tell Meryl."
281
00:08:46,898 --> 00:08:48,866
Meryl's my old lady friend
at the nursing home.
282
00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:50,617
She got a beautiful,
romantic letter
283
00:08:50,618 --> 00:08:52,069
from a retired navy admiral.
284
00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:53,537
She didn't want
to write him back,
285
00:08:53,538 --> 00:08:55,538
so I kind of wrote him
back for her.
286
00:08:55,573 --> 00:08:57,207
Tina, Tina, Tina...
287
00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,876
Romancing the bones, huh?
288
00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:00,661
Bones that don't want
to be romanced?
289
00:09:00,662 --> 00:09:02,629
Bones that just want
to be left alones?
290
00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:04,798
I know what I'm doing!
I think.
291
00:09:04,799 --> 00:09:05,915
There's another
goat over here!
292
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,551
No, wait, it's a cat.
293
00:09:07,552 --> 00:09:08,752
No, wait, it's
somebody's jacket.
294
00:09:26,938 --> 00:09:30,657
Tina, it's been nice having
you visit me so often.
295
00:09:30,658 --> 00:09:32,276
If you're lonely, you know,
296
00:09:32,277 --> 00:09:33,526
you could get a pet.
Yeah.
297
00:09:33,611 --> 00:09:34,945
Finally!
The mail!
298
00:09:34,946 --> 00:09:36,246
I mean, thanks.
299
00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:37,915
He wrote back!
300
00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:39,783
Meryl, I have
a confession to make.
301
00:09:39,784 --> 00:09:42,002
Last week,
when the admiral wrote you a letter
302
00:09:42,003 --> 00:09:44,455
and you didn't want to
write him back... Yeah?
303
00:09:44,456 --> 00:09:46,290
I kind of wrote him back
for you...
304
00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,125
and signed your name
instead of mine.
305
00:09:48,126 --> 00:09:50,294
Tina.
Just listen to what he wrote.
306
00:09:50,295 --> 00:09:51,795
"I'm so happy you wrote back.
307
00:09:51,796 --> 00:09:53,263
"Let's go back in time
308
00:09:53,264 --> 00:09:54,465
and recreate the night
of the dance."
309
00:09:54,466 --> 00:09:55,632
Oh...
Romantic!
310
00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:56,800
Ah...
311
00:09:56,851 --> 00:09:58,268
"You wear your dress and pearls
312
00:09:58,269 --> 00:10:00,270
"and I'll wear my navy whites
313
00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:01,971
and we'll pretend it's 60 years ago."
Oh.
314
00:10:02,056 --> 00:10:03,724
"And this time,
when the music plays,
315
00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:04,941
I won't lose my nerve."
316
00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:06,643
Oh, my.
317
00:10:06,644 --> 00:10:08,394
That gave me goose bumps.
318
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,280
Is that what this is?
319
00:10:10,281 --> 00:10:11,565
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
320
00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:12,816
It might be shingles.
321
00:10:12,817 --> 00:10:14,284
What should I do?
322
00:10:14,285 --> 00:10:15,369
About the shingles
or about the date?
323
00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:16,820
The date! The date!
324
00:10:16,821 --> 00:10:18,322
Oh, do you have a blue dress?
325
00:10:18,323 --> 00:10:20,457
I think so.
And I still have my pearls.
326
00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:22,159
They're in a storage unit.
327
00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,560
I thought I'd never
need them again.
328
00:10:23,578 --> 00:10:25,662
I can get them for you. So?
329
00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:27,413
Should we write the admiral
and make a date for a dance?
330
00:10:27,499 --> 00:10:29,500
Yes! I can't believe
this is happening.
331
00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:31,552
I feel like a schoolgirl!
Me, too!
332
00:10:31,553 --> 00:10:32,803
I mean, I am a schoolgirl.
333
00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,003
But Yay!
Yay!
334
00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:37,508
So pretty.
335
00:10:37,509 --> 00:10:40,010
I wish I were a 90-year-old
going to a dance.
336
00:10:40,011 --> 00:10:41,478
Okay, Mom, that's
enough pearl time.
337
00:10:41,479 --> 00:10:42,513
Give 'em back.
338
00:10:42,514 --> 00:10:44,063
Yeah, it's my turn.
Again?
339
00:10:44,149 --> 00:10:46,984
I helped Tina find them,
I earned double pearl time.
340
00:10:46,985 --> 00:10:48,852
But I drove you to
Meryl's storage unit.
341
00:10:48,853 --> 00:10:49,937
Hmm.
342
00:10:49,938 --> 00:10:51,855
Uh, hi, can I ask a question?
343
00:10:51,856 --> 00:10:53,690
Why does pearl time
have to happen in here
344
00:10:53,691 --> 00:10:55,025
while I'm trying to take a nap?
345
00:10:55,026 --> 00:10:57,077
Why are you taking a nap
during pearl time?
346
00:10:57,078 --> 00:10:58,862
Yeah.
No, no, it's okay.
347
00:10:58,863 --> 00:11:00,364
Let's clear out, kids.
348
00:11:00,365 --> 00:11:02,532
Your father needs a disco nap
so he can go party
349
00:11:02,534 --> 00:11:03,534
with his chef friends.
350
00:11:03,535 --> 00:11:04,868
That's not all we do, Lin,
351
00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:05,868
we talk shop.
352
00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:07,838
It's like a chef roundtable
353
00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:10,674
that happens at a round table
at a restaurant
354
00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:12,259
where they sell
a lot of alcohol.
355
00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,844
An alcohol restaurant.
356
00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,462
You're an amazing
role model, Dad.
357
00:11:15,463 --> 00:11:16,547
Thanks, Louise.
358
00:11:16,548 --> 00:11:19,099
Meryl, I brought the Glam Squad.
359
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,551
Louise, plug in the curlers.
360
00:11:20,552 --> 00:11:21,802
A "please" would be nice.
361
00:11:21,803 --> 00:11:23,103
Gene, plug in the tunes.
362
00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:24,438
I hope you like reggae.
363
00:11:24,439 --> 00:11:25,722
Let's take Meryl
364
00:11:25,723 --> 00:11:27,857
from senior
to have-you-seen-her?
365
00:11:29,394 --> 00:11:31,727
Just a little more blush.
366
00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:32,645
Little more.
367
00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:33,980
Okay, maybe a little less.
368
00:11:34,949 --> 00:11:36,783
Hi, Aunt Meryl.
369
00:11:36,784 --> 00:11:38,451
What's going on in here?
370
00:11:38,536 --> 00:11:39,536
Joel!
371
00:11:39,537 --> 00:11:40,862
Did we have a visit today?
372
00:11:40,905 --> 00:11:43,240
Yeah, we did, it's my birthday.
373
00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:44,908
Oh, of course.
374
00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:46,293
Let me get my checkbook.
375
00:11:46,294 --> 00:11:48,462
Wait, Joel, I thought
your birthday was last week.
376
00:11:48,463 --> 00:11:49,463
Well, you're wrong.
377
00:11:49,464 --> 00:11:50,664
My birthday is today.
378
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:51,999
Right, Aunt Meryl?
379
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,251
Joel visits every year
on his birthday.
380
00:11:54,252 --> 00:11:55,636
Hmm.
381
00:11:55,637 --> 00:11:57,588
Sounds like, at the rate
you're having birthdays,
382
00:11:57,589 --> 00:11:59,556
pretty soon you're
gonna be older than Meryl.
383
00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:02,676
Uh... can I have a word
with my aunt in private?
384
00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:05,312
I want to talk
about nephew stuff.
385
00:12:05,313 --> 00:12:08,265
Joel puts the "ew" in "nephew."
386
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:09,433
Yeah, and also the "eh."
387
00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:10,517
Oh, hey, Joel.
388
00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:11,651
We weren't just
talking about you.
389
00:12:11,736 --> 00:12:12,735
Same here.
390
00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:14,655
Happy birthday.
391
00:12:14,656 --> 00:12:16,490
But not today because
it's not your birthday today.
392
00:12:16,491 --> 00:12:18,942
Unless it is
and last week wasn't.
393
00:12:18,943 --> 00:12:20,777
Um...
Nailed you.
394
00:12:20,778 --> 00:12:23,113
Now, what should
we do with your hair?
395
00:12:23,114 --> 00:12:24,948
Lady mullet.
I used to wear it up.
396
00:12:24,949 --> 00:12:26,450
Boo.
397
00:12:26,451 --> 00:12:27,618
Tina, question.
Where are the pearls?
398
00:12:27,619 --> 00:12:28,619
On the dresser.
399
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:29,785
Not anymore.
400
00:12:29,837 --> 00:12:31,088
The pearls.
401
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:32,088
They're gone.
402
00:12:32,123 --> 00:12:33,790
Joel!
403
00:12:33,791 --> 00:12:37,210
Joel will never be
able to pull those off.
404
00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:42,419
I got a call from a Meryl
Winters about stolen pearls.
405
00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:44,320
Uh, one moment, Sergeant Bosco.
406
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,789
Hey, Meryl, we'll be just a sec.
407
00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,341
Nothing happening out here.
Heh.
408
00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:50,348
No problem, I'm happy
to have some alone time.
409
00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:52,345
Sergeant Bosco, we called you.
410
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:54,180
Meryl has no idea
her pearls were stolen.
411
00:12:54,265 --> 00:12:55,311
Because you kids stole them?
412
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,383
What? No.
413
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,818
Her nephew Joel stole them.
414
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,236
But she doesn't
know that either.
415
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,305
She can't know any of this
until after tonight.
416
00:13:01,306 --> 00:13:03,640
We have a big date with
a retired navy admiral.
417
00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:06,443
Okay, so Joel the nephew
stole the pearls
418
00:13:06,444 --> 00:13:09,196
on the night of the big date
with the retired navy admiral.
419
00:13:09,197 --> 00:13:11,281
Let me just close
my notebook here.
420
00:13:11,282 --> 00:13:13,332
Don't waste my time.
421
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,123
I'm a real policeman.
422
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,453
It's true, there really are
stolen pearls.
423
00:13:16,454 --> 00:13:18,037
But we need to keep it a secret.
424
00:13:18,123 --> 00:13:19,456
I've got a secret for you.
425
00:13:19,457 --> 00:13:20,457
I'm leaving.
426
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:21,791
That's not how secrets work!
427
00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:23,427
I'll let you know
if anything turns up
428
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,180
in the process of
my exhaustive investigation.
429
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,180
Hello, Mother.
430
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,931
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
431
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:30,517
Tina, you okay?
432
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,969
Yep, I was just saying,
433
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:34,309
"Damn it, this dance is gonna be
damn great. Damn it!"
434
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,773
Here you go.
Burger of the Day, Teddy.
435
00:13:37,809 --> 00:13:39,225
Uh... what is it?
436
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:41,562
Well, it's an open-faced burger
with ketchup gel
437
00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:43,229
and emulsified cheese.
438
00:13:43,314 --> 00:13:44,531
Where's the bun?
It's on the bottom.
439
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,699
Why would you put it
on the bottom?
440
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,034
It's supposed to be
on the top, eh.
441
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,869
Because it's
a new presentation, Teddy.
442
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,820
Where's the lettuce?
It's under the foam.
443
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,632
What, am I supposed to
wash my hands in this?
444
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:53,907
Gross.
445
00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:55,792
Taj and I came up
with it last night.
446
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,578
It sounded good when
we were talking about it,
447
00:13:57,579 --> 00:13:59,962
but I realized today it
takes me an hour to make.
448
00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:01,748
Eh, a little more.
449
00:14:01,749 --> 00:14:03,717
While we're on the subject
of being a little "eh,"
450
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,673
what's with the coat?
His friend Lionel gave it to him.
451
00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:06,887
The jacket looks good,
452
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,006
but you, on the other hand, ugh.
453
00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:10,924
Yeah, I don't feel so great.
454
00:14:10,925 --> 00:14:12,508
I mean, last night
was pretty crazy.
455
00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:14,344
Lionel wanted to go
to the fish market
456
00:14:14,345 --> 00:14:16,346
to get first pick of
the line-caught swordfish,
457
00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:19,182
but we never made it 'cause
we kept stopping off for drinks.
458
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,522
Geez, Bob, you're really
burning the candle at both ends.
459
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:23,320
You can't keep this up, Bob.
460
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,072
I know you think these
are your people,
461
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,407
but you're old enough to be
their not very cool uncle.
462
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,575
Well, I'm pretty sure
we're all staying in tonight.
463
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,329
I mean, we got to take
a break at some point.
464
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,331
Ugh, Lionel wants
to meet a restaurant
465
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,581
in Little Romania tonight.
466
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,251
I'm not gonna go.
467
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,620
He says I'm going.
I guess I'm going.
468
00:14:39,621 --> 00:14:41,705
But I-I'm not gonna drink.
469
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,924
"We're all drinking tsuica."
470
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,626
It's Romanian
schnapps apparently.
471
00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:46,710
Oh, my God.
472
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,212
Well, it was nice
knowing you, Bob.
473
00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:50,297
I'll take good care
of Linda and the kids for you.
474
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,548
Thanks, Teddy.
475
00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:53,383
You need any help
with your dress, Meryl?
476
00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:55,802
I'm okay.
I don't remember...
477
00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:57,054
being a turtleneck.
478
00:14:57,055 --> 00:14:58,805
You have your head
through the arm hole.
479
00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:00,607
But other than that,
you look great.
480
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,309
So what do we do
about the necklace?
481
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,693
Look, chalky white mints.
482
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,895
They're not that good.
Avoid.
483
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,698
No, if we get some
dental floss and some glue,
484
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,699
we'll have some pearls.
485
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,617
Some fresh smelling pearls.
486
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,236
So we're not gonna tell her
that her nephew stole her necklace.
487
00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:15,405
Later, after the dance.
We'll break it to her then,
488
00:15:15,406 --> 00:15:17,407
and she'll be so in love
with the admiral,
489
00:15:17,408 --> 00:15:18,992
that she won't even care
that her nephew's a thief.
490
00:15:18,993 --> 00:15:19,992
I just know it.
491
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,411
The admiral.
492
00:15:21,412 --> 00:15:23,547
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
493
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,299
There is no admiral.
494
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,967
What?
What?
495
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,751
Joel comes every week
and gets a $25 birthday check,
496
00:15:28,836 --> 00:15:30,304
but he wants more.
497
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,306
And he knows
Aunt Meryl has pearls,
498
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,907
but he doesn't know
where she keeps them.
499
00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:36,175
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Nodding along but confused.
500
00:15:36,261 --> 00:15:40,264
Joel creates the admiral
and this romantic dance baloney
501
00:15:40,265 --> 00:15:41,732
so she'll take her pearls out
502
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,316
from wherever
she's storing them,
503
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,569
and once they're here,
they're easy to swipe.
504
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,603
Joel sent that letter,
don't you see?
505
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,105
No, it can't be.
506
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:51,858
Come on, Tina, Joel shows up
on the exact same day
507
00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:54,026
the admiral's supposed to come?
508
00:15:54,112 --> 00:15:55,579
Isn't that a little
coincidental?
509
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,114
"You wear your dress and pearls,
510
00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:58,699
and I'll wear my navy whites."
511
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,117
Whites. Whites.
512
00:16:00,118 --> 00:16:01,785
And I still have my pearls.
513
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,370
They're in a storage unit.
514
00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:04,755
Unit. Unit.
515
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,873
Can I have a word
with my aunt in private?
516
00:16:06,874 --> 00:16:09,259
Private. Private.
517
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,459
Oh, my God.
518
00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:12,346
When you replied
to "the admiral,"
519
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,181
you set this whole thing
in motion.
520
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,566
Sorry, T, this romance
is a "faux-mance."
521
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:19,036
Huh, huh, huh, huh.
522
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:21,038
Tina, are you okay?
523
00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:23,206
Meryl, we have something
to tell you.
524
00:16:23,207 --> 00:16:25,207
I have something
to tell you, too.
525
00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:29,029
I haven't had anything to look
forward to in quite some time.
526
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,415
They're not
as "handsy-outsy" with the meds
527
00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:34,051
as they used to be around here.
528
00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:37,453
But tonight I have something
to look forward to.
529
00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:38,789
Thanks to you, Tina.
530
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,707
I'm Gene.
Where's Tina?
531
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,742
I'm over here.
532
00:16:41,743 --> 00:16:43,160
Tina, move your arms around.
533
00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:44,461
It'll help me see.
534
00:16:45,913 --> 00:16:48,964
There you are,
my magnificent matchmaker.
535
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,967
Uh...
536
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,968
Uh, Meryl, will you excuse us
for a second?
537
00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:54,170
Okay.
538
00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:56,006
You guys,
the admiral might not be real,
539
00:16:56,007 --> 00:16:58,008
but Meryl's dance can be.
Huh?
540
00:16:58,009 --> 00:17:00,510
This can still work.
We just need an admiral.
541
00:17:00,511 --> 00:17:03,013
So her nephew fooled her
and now we're gonna fool her, too?
542
00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:04,848
But we're fooling her for love,
not for money.
543
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,516
I'll tell her the truth
after the dance.
544
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,852
Well, that won't be
a totally awkward conversation.
545
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,237
Meryl, get ready because
the admiral is on his way.
546
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,011
After we find an admiral.
547
00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:14,779
And after we find more mints.
548
00:17:16,262 --> 00:17:19,701
This hat was once a Tom Skerritt
in Top Gun Halloween costume
549
00:17:19,702 --> 00:17:21,052
and now look at it.
Hmm.
550
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,621
I think this is gonna work.
551
00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:24,373
He's starting to look
like a real admiral, sort of.
552
00:17:24,374 --> 00:17:25,874
And we found a good use
553
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,576
for
your super special chef jacket.
554
00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:30,212
This is such, such a bad idea.
555
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:31,296
Shh.
It's all a dream.
556
00:17:31,297 --> 00:17:32,464
Go back to sleep.
557
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:33,999
He's weak, he can't stop us.
558
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,717
Keep taping.
I got to sit down.
559
00:17:35,718 --> 00:17:37,418
You are sitting down, Dad.
Oh, my God.
560
00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:38,837
So you think Meryl won't notice
561
00:17:38,838 --> 00:17:40,554
this cheese on
your father's shoulders?
562
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,140
Her eyesight is really bad.
563
00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:44,393
So you think she won't notice
there's a little bite out of it?
564
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,010
Mom, don't eat
the shoulder cheese.
565
00:17:46,062 --> 00:17:47,179
Aw.
566
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:48,512
I really need a nap.
567
00:17:48,564 --> 00:17:50,182
Damn it, sailor,
you can nap after
568
00:17:50,183 --> 00:17:51,817
you've given Meryl
a night of romance.
569
00:17:51,818 --> 00:17:54,186
That means a smooch, too,
if she wants it.
570
00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:55,820
Gene.
Mm.
571
00:17:57,323 --> 00:17:59,358
Okay, Meryl, you ready?
572
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:00,359
I think so.
573
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,610
You look great,
574
00:18:01,611 --> 00:18:03,495
and your pearls have
never looked more real.
575
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:06,197
Thank you.
Hit it, Gene.
576
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:08,624
Oh.
577
00:18:12,622 --> 00:18:13,537
Um...
578
00:18:13,589 --> 00:18:14,756
Hello, Meryl.
579
00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:16,792
I'm Peter, uh...
580
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:18,209
retired Admiral
581
00:18:18,294 --> 00:18:19,678
of the Navy.
582
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:20,544
Peter, hi.
583
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,547
Good evening, Admiral.
584
00:18:22,548 --> 00:18:25,182
You look as beautiful
as I remember.
585
00:18:25,218 --> 00:18:27,143
You look official.
586
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,054
May I have this dance?
587
00:18:29,055 --> 00:18:30,689
I'd be honored.
588
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:31,940
It's working.
589
00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:33,642
Aw, they look so cute together.
590
00:18:33,643 --> 00:18:35,894
I hope they have weird, old babies.
591
00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:37,729
Aw, weird, old babies.
592
00:18:39,148 --> 00:18:40,949
Is that cheese?
Oh. Yeah.
593
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:43,118
I was, uh, given...
594
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,737
the cheese by the Swiss Navy.
595
00:18:45,738 --> 00:18:48,407
What's... happening
to your uniform?
596
00:18:48,408 --> 00:18:50,491
It's, um... it's old.
597
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:51,710
Oh, no.
598
00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,078
You tried, T.
599
00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:54,963
I got to tell her.
600
00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:56,581
Meryl?
601
00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:01,420
What the hell?
Who's that?
602
00:19:01,421 --> 00:19:03,304
The male nurses here
really dress up.
603
00:19:03,389 --> 00:19:04,505
Who are you?
604
00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:06,842
It's me, Admiral Peter Wilcox.
605
00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:07,641
Huh? Huh?
What?!
606
00:19:07,727 --> 00:19:08,760
Oh, my God.
607
00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:10,312
Oh, my God, the admiral's real.
608
00:19:10,313 --> 00:19:12,264
But who are you?
Oh, uh,
609
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:15,100
I guess I'm not
Admiral Peter Wilcox.
610
00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:17,569
I'm, um, Admiral
William... P-Peacocks.
611
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,153
Wh-What a mix-up.
612
00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:20,605
Dismissed!
Dismissed!
613
00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:21,940
Oh. Right. Uh...
614
00:19:21,941 --> 00:19:23,774
Excuse me.
Admiral.
615
00:19:23,826 --> 00:19:25,077
Admiral?
616
00:19:25,078 --> 00:19:27,529
Meryl, may I finally
have this dance?
617
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:29,114
Uh... y-yes.
618
00:19:29,115 --> 00:19:31,500
That other one was too
old for me, I think.
619
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,452
And soft. I mean, I like Jell-O,
620
00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:35,504
but I don't want
to dance with it.
621
00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:37,455
I don't get it.
The admiral is real?
622
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,708
I guess I was right
about all this romance stuff.
623
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,293
I knew it!
I mean, I doubted it,
624
00:19:41,294 --> 00:19:42,594
but before that, I knew it.
625
00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:44,212
All right,
maybe the admiral is real,
626
00:19:44,213 --> 00:19:46,047
but Joel still took the pearls.
627
00:19:46,048 --> 00:19:48,300
That's not romantic,
that's cold-blooded.
628
00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:51,470
Oh, my God, the pearls!
629
00:19:51,471 --> 00:19:53,688
Whoa. Meryl had the pearls
in her purse.
630
00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:55,223
They weren't stolen at all.
631
00:19:55,224 --> 00:19:57,309
Hey, you were wrong
about everything, Louise.
632
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,644
Okay,
that's not how I'd put it.
633
00:19:59,645 --> 00:20:02,197
Hooray for romance!
True love does exist.
634
00:20:02,198 --> 00:20:04,533
Remind me to tell Jimmy Jr.
that true love exists.
635
00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,151
Oh, you're gonna make his day.
636
00:20:06,152 --> 00:20:07,736
Hey, should we call
Sergeant Bosco
637
00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:09,654
and let him know
we found the pearls?
638
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,457
Nah. I'm sure he's totally
forgotten about this case.
639
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:13,825
Joel Glassman?
640
00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:14,959
Yes?
641
00:20:14,994 --> 00:20:16,912
Sergeant Bosco. Robbery.
642
00:20:16,913 --> 00:20:18,713
Oh, my God! Is this
about the birthday checks?
643
00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,881
I swear to God I'll stop.
I'll rip up the check.
644
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:23,251
I-I'll give her
all the money back!
645
00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:24,803
I... Oh, my God!
646
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:27,923
Stop crying.
Stop crying.
647
00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:29,474
I-I'm not crying!
648
00:20:29,475 --> 00:20:31,258
Stop crying.
I'm not crying!
649
00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:34,012
Bob! Bob!
650
00:20:34,013 --> 00:20:35,679
Bob! Bob!
What the hell is that?
651
00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,849
It's them! Turn off the TV!
652
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,483
Okay, okay, okay.
Get on the floor. Get down.
653
00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:40,819
We know you're up there!
654
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,737
We saw you turn off the TV!
655
00:20:42,738 --> 00:20:44,322
Make us a burger!
656
00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:46,324
They won't stop.
They're never gonna stop.
657
00:20:46,325 --> 00:20:47,526
I'm so scared.
658
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:49,077
All right, calm down, calm down.
659
00:20:49,078 --> 00:20:51,196
How about this?
I'll tell them you died.
660
00:20:51,197 --> 00:20:52,863
Great idea. Thank you.
Love you.
661
00:20:52,949 --> 00:20:54,637
He's dead! Go away! He's dead!
662
00:20:54,638 --> 00:20:59,412
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