All language subtitles for Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) - S10E26-E27 - The Penultimate & Ode to Joy (480p DVD x265 Panda)

- Hi.
- Hi.

I have big news.

- Oh, you do?
- Yes.

Um, sorry. I promised myself

I wouldn't tell
you until I asked

how the funeral
was, so how was it?

Uh, it was very sad.

What?

How's Matt?

He's all right.

You guys still together?

Yeah. Yeah, and I think

that that's right... for now.

Good.

What? Tell me.

David proposed.

Oh, my God!

Oh, I'm so happy for you!

Oh, here. I gotta
tell you everything.

Come sit down.

What happened?

Um, okay.

When did it happen?

Um, it-it happened the night
that you left for New York.

It did? Why didn't you tell me?

Oh, you and Matt were
dealing with stuff, and...

I could have used
some good news.

But start at the beginning.

Okay, where did it happen?

Uh, he asked me at his house.

Did he get down on one knee?

Yeah, yeah, he got
down on one knee,

but you got to listen to
what I'm trying to tell you.

Okay, okay, I'm listening.
Okay, you're at his house.

He's down on one knee,
and then what happened?

And-and he asked
me to marry him.

And?

And I told him that I love him.

- And...?
- And he then told me he loves me.

And...?

And I told him I don't know.

What?

Well, it just...

When he asked me
to come over there, I...

I came over 'cause I
thought he was gonna tell me

he wasn't interested
in me anymore.

Oh.

So the man of your dreams,
who you think isn't interested,

gets down on one knee
and asks you to marry him,

and you say, "I don't know"?

Okay. I understand.

Then what happened?

It just... oh, it-it
happened so fast.

I just didn't expect
it, so I told him

I needed time to think
about it, but that I didn't want

to discuss it that
night, and of course,

we did end up discussing it
that night and all night long,

and he... and he was terrific.

Because he is terrific.

I know.

I know, and-and... and
me saying I don't know...

It wasn't because I'm unsure,
because I love David. I...

I know that he's
the one. I just...

Whew! I just... I needed
time to think about it,

and I had to tell you!

Oh, I am very happy for you.

Let me see.

Oh.

Wow.

You remember that really
stupid thing you did last fall?

Could you be a
little more specific?

I wrote an admissions essay
to CU, and I threw it away.

You went behind
my back, dug it out,

turned it in, I got in.

Yeah, right, right.

They accepted your
sorry ass. I remember that.

Yeah, well, in a couple of days,

this sorry ass is
graduating, and I...

Well, congratulations.
You're welcome.

So you gonna invite anybody

- to come check it out?
- No.

I'm not. I'm not
broadcasting it, either.

Why bother? It's just an
amazing accomplishment.

I suppose. It's pretty cool.

Yeah, I suppose.
Finally, reinforcements.

Said something
about making a sign,

but nothing about manual labor.

- What's up, D?
- Dude.

I'm, uh, sending
a message. Yeah.

Yeah, I suggested
something chaste,

yet seductive, because it's...

- well, it's Donna.
- A love note.

How sweet.

And yet, so pathetic.

What's the occasion?

I asked her to marry me.

Are you serious?

- Yeah.
- Oh, Dave!

All right! Congratulations!

- Oh, that's great.
- Yeah, it would be great,

except she said she
had to think about it.

Oh. Ouch.

You know what?

Janet cut me down
the first time I asked her.

Ugh! Women suck.

Nice.

Yeah, well, that's very helpful.

- Thank you.
- Come on.

They want you to commit.

When you finally
do, it's not enough?

Eventually, they come around.

Janet did. I'm sure

Donna will, too. So
what are we writing here?

I suggested,

"Consider yourself lucky."

Ha! The romantic talks.

How about something
short and sweet,

like, "Marry me, I love you"?

Uh, "Pretty please
with sugar on top."

Yeah, sugarcoat it a little
bit. Call her "pumpkin."

I open myself up to you
guys, and what do I get?

- Ridicule.
- Of course.

- Obviously.
- Just make sure

you don't misspell
anything, all right?

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

- ♪ She's got me wed ♪
- ♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ Inside my head ♪

♪ Inside my head ♪

♪ She's got me wed ♪

- ♪ She's got me wed ♪
- ♪ Inside my head ♪

- ♪ Inside my head ♪
- ♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ Inside my head ♪

♪ Inside my head ♪

♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ Inside my head ♪

♪ Oh, take me
down and leave me ♪

♪ There's no hope here anymore ♪

♪ She stuck me
with a love drug ♪

♪ And I'm sedated,
that's for sure ♪

♪ Oh, I can't pick myself up ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm laid
out on the floor ♪

♪ And here I am,
I'm here again ♪

♪ And I'm crawling
back for more ♪

♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ Inside my head ♪

♪ Inside my head ♪

♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ She's got me wed ♪

♪ Inside my head... ♪

♪ Inside my head... ♪

I'm giving Yoffe some
ideas for Nouveau.

Do you want to hear them?

Yeah, sure.

Oh.

Sorry.

Here.

You can have mine. I'll
just get something at work.

Of course you can.
You're the breadwinner.

No, I insist.

No, I insist.

Ugh!

Janet, I hate

- what's happening to us.
- No, Steve.

You hate what's
happening to you.

Which astonishes me,

because I happen to think

that staying home with
Maddy is a privilege.

Yeah, and it's one you
choose not to exercise.

That is so unfair!

Oh, give me a break!

Uh, you know, I
can come back later.

No, it's okay. I
was just leaving.

I'm really sorry
about your brother.

Yeah. Thanks.

How's Julianne?

Uh, not so good.

Hmm.

I remember when she
was playing with Maddy.

And Patrick, too.

They sure made a great couple.

You know, she's...
she's pregnant.

Oh.

That's tough.

What?

A kid growing up,

never getting to
know his father.

Yeah.

Busy?

No. Not really.

I could use a little break.

Looks nice.

Mmm. It's not much, but...

I have three clients, and I
believe in every one of them.

And that's very
important to you, isn't it,

um, believing in what you do?

I think it's important
to everyone.

Yeah, important, but
to you, it's mandatory.

You say that like
it's a bad thing.

Nah. You follow your heart.

What could be wrong with that?

How's Matt?

He's, uh, devastated.

The other night, you said you
wanted to know some things,

but you had to
talk with Matt first,

and I... I was just
wondering if you'd done that.

Actually, I haven't.

Well, um...

tell him that I'm very
sorry for his loss.

Of course.

You know, I talked to
David about, uh, Donna.

Oh. How is he doing?

He can't figure out

how two people so
obviously meant for each other

can't seem to get together.

To tell you the
truth... Neither can I.

Hey.

Oh, hey. Come here.
You got to look at this.

- Yeah? What?
- Yeah.

Right there.

Huh. "I love Don."

Yeah, some girl must have
written it for her boyfriend.

Isn't that romantic?

- Donna.
- What?

That's what it said. It
said, "I love Donna."

You did that?

Yeah. You know, I could have
sworn I spelled your name right.

Oh.

I... I don't know what to say.

You don't have to say anything.

You know, I'm not trying
to pressure you, you know?

I know it's scary.

I know why.

Then you're way ahead of me.

Nah. Come on, you're a romantic.

You always have been.

I mean, you've been dreaming

about your engagement
and your marriage forever,

and in your mind, it's perfect,

and... well, reality's a
little different, you know?

Especially with a guy like me.

I understand it's
probably hard to accept.

That must have

taken you all night to do.

Yeah, but it was
worth it... Don.

Ready to talk about
the new magazine?

Oh, absolutely.

I have a lot of new ideas.

But before we
get started, I just...

I've really wanted to tell
you how honored I feel

by your confidence in me.

Hey. Sorry I'm late. Traffic.

I hate L.A.

Well, don't worry. I'm
sure the feeling is mutual.

Janet Sosna, Ava Small.

Hi.

Hi. So, let's start with the
name of your brainchild.

Nouveau.

How in the world did you manage

to come up with the most
boring name possible?

Oh, I think it's catchy.

No, it's okay. I
admit, right now,

it's nothing... it lacks focus,

it has no theme,
no point of view.

That's what I want
you to focus on.

Who?

Both of you.

But separately... I'm a firm
believer in healthy competition.

I want your reports
by the end of the week.

What a dump.

Would you excuse me?

Hi. Um, I'm sorry. I'm
just a little confused.

I-I thought you wanted
me to run this magazine.

Ava's from the New York office.

She helps me with
all my acquisitions.

I trust her judgment.

I-I'm-I'm sure you do,
but with all due respect,

you didn't answer my question.

Just have your report
by the end of the week.

I'll take it from there.

She's finally asleep.

You know, kids
can be so different,

but they all hate having
a bedtime, that's for sure.

Well, my mom says Caitlin's
usually pretty good about it.

It's just that she's making
adjustments, you know?

Well, having your
mom put you to bed

is an adjustment worth
making, if you ask me.

You know?

She asked me about you.

She did, huh?

- Mm-hmm.
- What'd she say?

Well, she saw us holding hands,

and she wanted to know
if you were my boyfriend.

So what'd you tell her?

Well, that's the thing.

I didn't really know
what to tell her.

We haven't talked about
it, and I sort of wanted us to

- before I said anything to her.
- Why don't you tell her

I'm absolutely crazy
about her mother? Huh?

Look... I know this is
incredibly premature, but...

the hardest thing for a
kid is to form attachments

to somebody who's
not going to stick around.

I understand what you're saying.

You know, she has enough
adjustments to make already.

I'm not asking for
an answer right now.

But... soon.

I'm going to need a commitment.

Hey. Janet home?

Very funny.

Hmm.

- Hey, Donna.
- Hey, you.

I thought, uh... I thought you

were on some world tour
with Rush or something.

Oh, I was... and I
would've stayed, too,

if I'd known what
a drag you'd be.

Poor thing, someone bought

his newspaper for,
like, a gazillion dollars.

Oh, yeah, that's
right. Congratulations.

It's not final yet.
Although, if Janet

has anything to say
about it, it will be.

What, she wants
it and you don't?

Seems like the new owner
is offering her respectability.

I just get a paycheck.

And a chance to hang
out all day in your boxers.

- Great.
- Oh, and be with your daughter.

- Mmm.
- While the slobbering

wage slaves of the world

sit in SigAlert hell
getting brain cancer

from being on their
cell phones too long.

I think what he just said...
Very colorfully, might I add...

Is that now you
can enjoy your life.

Contrary to popular
opinion, I'm not making

that much money
from the sale, okay?

I'm going to have to
get a job sooner or later.

Well, yeah, you'll-you'll look
for a job, just not right now.

Do it in, like, a month
or two, and right now

just take advantage of
your time with Maddy,

'cause it won't
always be like this.

Work was a disaster.

Oh, company.

- Hey, Janet.
- Hi, company.

Hi.

You could've called, honey.

Well, that's very supportive.

It's 9:00.

Excuse me.

Hi. I brought your
dress for Kelly's wedding.

Oh, thanks.

You want to talk about it?

Yeah, I'm not mad at Steve.

I'm mad at myself.

I pushed for the
sale of the Beat,

and now I'm stuck
retooling it and trying to get

a second publication
off the ground.

I thought Steve said
you were loving it.

I was, in theory.

But up close it
might not be so great.

Well, can't you
just get out of it?

That's the thing...
Steve and I had a deal.

We'd only sell the
paper if we both agreed.

But when he told me he
didn't want to, I insisted.

And now you've
changed your mind.

I don't know. Maybe.

But I can't even
talk to him about it,

because I'm just
way too embarrassed.

Hmm. So I guess that
little pep talk I had with him

about how great
your arrangement is,

it probably wasn't
a stroke of genius.

Not if he doesn't
take it to heart.

- And if he does?
- If he does,

you can just pay for
the divorce lawyers,

and we'll call it even.

Yeah, that's funny.

Does it ever bother you

when your relationship
just isn't perfect?

Perfect?

Our relationship?

I'd say, um, on a
percentage basis,

51-49 in favor is a good day.

And you're happy with that?

That's not the right question.

It's that I accept it... And
that makes me happy.

- Hi.
- Hi.

How was work?

Oh, it was okay.

How about you? Did you get
through that pile on your desk?

No, I just couldn't focus.

That's understandable.

Between Patrick and Julianne

and the baby...

The baby.

I, uh...

been thinking about what
my responsibilities are.

Have they changed?

That's what I'm
trying to decide.

Whether or not to be a parent.

I had no intention of being one.

Not when he had a father.

But now he doesn't,
or he does, just...

not the one he's
supposed to have.

I don't know. It's...
it's complicated.

I know... I know I'm obsessing,

but "Don" just
wasn't doing it for me.

Well, just remember, being
a perfectionist is overrated.

Hey, I didn't say that.

Mmm. No, the point
is what you did say.

You said that I had
this... image of perfection.

You're right.

And then Janet
talked to me about

needing to accept
that that's not possible.

That it's not even
really a good thing.

Well, she was right, too.

Well, finally, my
mediocrity's an asset.

Shut up.

You're... incredible.

You're loyal and
you're honest and...

any girl would be crazy
not to fall in love with you.

- Oh, now you're embarrassing me.
- Just think,

when I first met
you, you were...

this adorable little freshman,

- so caring and sensitive.
- That's okay.

You can stop now.

It's just...

over the past ten
years, we've really...

grown up together, and
we've had to deal with...

all kinds of obstacles that
have always stood in our way.

You know I feel
the same way, right?

And that... my love
for you hasn't changed.

I know.

That's what I'm trying to say.

I want to be totally
devoted to you.

To us.

Why, Donna Martin, are
you asking me to marry you?

Yes, David Silver.

Will you marry me?

I think I will.

- I love you.
- I love you.

♪♪

All right, kiddo, let's just
get one thing straight.

It's not that I don't think

taking care of
you is a privilege.

It is. No question.

The poopy diapers,

the spit-ups, the 5:00
a.m. wake-up calls.

It's all okay, Maddy.

But let's be honest.

You got no three-point
shot, you can't go to the left.

You're not the world's
greatest conversationalist.

I'm sorry.

It's just that
there's more to life

than strained carrots
and a good nap.

What?

Dada.

No way. Time-out.

Time-out. Time-out. Oh.

Did you just say
what I think you said?

I think you said
your first word.

Maddy, you're going
to say millions...

Millions of words over
the course of your life...

But none will ever sound
as sweet as your first one.

Dada.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I just had the most
amazing dream.

Want to hear about it?

Mm-hmm.

I was on the beach,

and this beautiful woman
asked me to marry her.

Smart girl.

Yeah, I was a little surprised,

but of course, I covered
with my usual wit and charm.

Now you're going
from reality to fantasy.

Very funny.

Hello.

Hi.

This is the sweetest
thing I have ever seen.

- What?
- What you wrote in the sand.

Has Donna seen it?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I just wanted you to know

that when I saw it,
it made me smile.

I haven't done that in a while.

Good. I know you're in a
real interesting place right now.

Yeah, I'm okay.

Listen, if you need to
talk or anything, I'm here.

Thanks.

I hope Donna knows
how lucky she is.

Yeah, I think she does.

By the way,

Dylan, uh, didn't
want me to tell anyone,

but he's graduating
from college today.

I just thought you
might want to know.

Thanks.

Bye.

You think she does what?

Um...

thought you knew
how lucky I feel.

Mmm. Do we really get to spend
the rest of our lives together?

Mm-hmm.

If I have anything
to say about it.

Mmm.

Rise and shine.

Hey.

What time is it?

It's 7:45.

Cream, no sugar, right?

You're annoyingly chipper.

Well, why shouldn't I be?

I've got a beautiful wife,

I have an adorable
baby that says "Dada."

I got lots of money in the bank.

You know they're putting in

new playground equipment
down at the beach?

Maddy says "Dada"?

Well, yeah, she said it once,

or-or twice, kind of sort of,

but, you know,
could have been gas.

Anyway, we're
going to check it out.

Who are you, and what have
you done with my husband?

You know him... grumpy, bitter.

I know. I haven't
supported our arrangement.

But I've been thinking about it.

And the more I think about it,

the more I realize
how lucky I am.

Hey, that's a good thing.

Hmm? I know.

I know. I'm sorry.

I just... I've been
up most of the night.

That's why you're
going to be late.

You got a deadline.

You guys are going to the beach?

No. Tomorrow, we're
going to go to the beach.

Today, we're going to
the amusement park.

You know, I may actually
buy a season's pass for us.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Bad time?

No. Perfect, as usual.

I, uh, never did know
how to tie one of these.

You look great.

What's the special occasion?

It's nothing worth breaking
the old monkey suit out for.

I don't know about that.

Why? Did you talk to David?

Yes, I did.

But don't worry. He
didn't tell anyone else.

And if you insist

on keeping this thing that is
so great a secret, neither will I.

That is, if you let
me come along.

It's private.

Graduation day is one

of the least private
days of your life.

For you, maybe, but
for me, it's private.

Fine. Stupid, but fine.

How about you let me take
you out to dinner to celebrate?

Okay, if you let
me pick the spot.

All right, as long as
it's not some dump.

This is a big deal.

There.

Thanks.

Who would have thought?

You actually seeing
something all the way through.

If you don't like it, I-I
don't have to do it again.

Oh, I kind of like it.

Hmm.

I'm proud of you.

So, you want to walk me out?

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, Ava was just telling me
about her idea for Nouveau.

You... tell her... tell
her about the column.

Oh, "Tilting at Windmills."

Um, I thought that we weren't
supposed to share our ideas.

Healthy competition and all.

Do you want a chair?

No. We can finish later.

Mmm.

I thought that our
reports weren't due

until the end of the week.

Well, Ava just was too excited

to wait... and a suggestion.

Stop acting like I've
taken something from you.

Hello?

- Check your e-mail.
- What?

Oh, just do it.

Tell her the file is called
"Maddy's World Tour."

If you're having a bad day,

this is definitely
going to cheer you up.

Oh.

Where are you guys?

We're at the amusement park.

I told you, remember?

We took Maddy
on the teacup ride.

Four times. She loved it.

Well, it sounds great.

Uh-oh.

Look at that ice
cream dead ahead.

Come on.

Got to go, honey.

Busy day. Love you. Bye.

Yeah, I got to go.

Very busy.

- Hi.
- Hey.

I brought lunch, but is it
okay if we take a walk first?

Yeah. It's fine.

So how's Julianne? Have
you talked to her today?

Yeah. Yeah, her mom's
staying with her for a week.

It helps if she's not alone.

Oh. You know, we
should find a restaurant

in New York that she likes

and have them deliver
in a few times a week.

That's a good idea.

In fact, I know a place,
and I'll call this afternoon.

Just like that?

What?

The way you take care of things.

I'm just ordering her dinner.

And that.

The way you make
it seem so easy.

You do that with everything.

When Lauren was sick,
you were patient and loving.

When Patrick needed
you, you were there.

Now Julianne and the baby.

I hope you don't think any
of that came at your expense,

because we are a team, and
we make decisions together.

Mm-hmm, but we
don't agree about this.

Sure, we do.

We agree that...
that what is important,

what comes first
is our relationship,

and if making that
relationship work

means me being the best,
most caring uncle that that baby

could ever have, then
that's what I'm going to be.

I know you don't think that's
the right thing to do, though.

Well, again, if it was up to me,

I'd be the baby's
father, but it's not.

It's up to us.

I can't ask you to do that.

- Of course you can.
- No.

I can't. I... You don't
understand. I can't.

Kelly, what is it?
What's-what's going on?

I just need to be
alone for a while, think.

Is that okay?

Okay, well, I, uh...

I brought you the
avocado sprout sandwich

and, uh, some of that
eggless potato salad

that you love so much.

We're going to figure
this out. I promise.

Yeah. I'm coming.

- Hey.
- Hey.

One large thick
crust with pepperoni.

- Great. Thanks.
- And it's $16.50.

Keep the change.

This is a 50.

Yeah. Life's good.

Dinner's served.

Mmm.

Can't believe we
blew off the whole day.

Can we do it again tomorrow?

Yeah, I think we can.

- Ooh, yum.
- Mmm.

Uh, totally forgot.

What-what were we talking
about before the doorbell rang?

Um, oh, yeah, I was saying,

you know, I don't think you
should change your name.

I mean, it'd be a little weird
if Donna Martin Originals

was owned and
operated by Donna Silver.

What about when we have kids?

Well, we'll worry about it then.

Mmm.

- You know what?
- Hmm?

I want two kids, and I want
them both to look like you.

Yeah?

Yeah.

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

Don't you wish we could just
rewind the last three years?

No, not really.

What?! You liked
playing the field?

No, not really.

You know what?

I'm glad I did, 'cause, uh,

now I realize how
lucky I am to be with you.

Oh, that was sweet.

Mmm. Thank you.

I wrote it last night.

You know what? I
do have a problem.

What?

Well,

I kind of want our
kids to look like you.

How about if we
compromise, 50-50?

50-50, huh?

Mm-hmm.

All right, I think that
can be arranged.

Oh, boy, are we going
to miss out on pizza, too?

We have a problem.

Matt is a great guy.

He-he's incredibly thoughtful.

He wouldn't lie to me. He
would do anything for me.

Oh. So, what's the problem?

You know what the
problem is, Dylan.

No, I don't.

You're not thoughtful.

I can't trust you,

and you wouldn't
do anything for me.

Now, that is-is not true.

That's how I feel.

Then you got to
give me a chance.

I'll-I'll make you
feel differently.

No. Not if you're going
to let me down again.

Yeah, imagine that... Me
with a degree in humanities.

How was it?

It was okay.

Kelly...

I will never let you down.

Okay.

I'll see you then. 11:00.

I love you, too.

Ugh! Just so you know

what you're
getting yourself into,

I am going directly to hell.

You're not going to hell.

You didn't do anything wrong.
We didn't do anything wrong.

We just stayed up talking
all night. It's not a crime.

Matt is the most
decent person I know.

Yeah, you keep saying that.

Well, it's true.

I know it's true.

He's very decent.

He's, uh... he's in a
tough spot right now,

but... these are not reasons

to marry somebody.

You know what I want
more than anything?

Peace.

Yeah.

I just want a little peace.

I want you to call me
after you talk to Matt.

Everything's going to be fine.

It's funny... Matt keeps
saying the same thing.

Hi.

Hey. Uh, come on in.

You want a... want me to get
you some coffee or something?

No, I'm okay. I...

It'll only take a second.

I just want to talk to you.

Okay.

I think you should
father the child.

You do?

Yeah, I...

I think it would be
the best thing for you.

But what about for us?

Our wedding?

Kelly, what?

I am so sorry.

Sorry about what?

I, um... I can't marry you.

I know I'm going to regret this.

No, you're not
going to regret this,

because that's not
happening, okay?

You're not backing out of this.

You deserve better than me.

Kelly, you are the
one that I want.

I'm sorry.

Dylan put you up
to this, didn't he?

No, he didn't, but he does
have something to do with it.

Something to do with it.

He told you about
my sleeping with Amy

in the desert.

Kelly, it was a mistake.

And no matter how Dylan
spins it, it was meaningless.

I would've told you
myself, but I was scared,

and-and that was wrong.

But Dylan only told you
so he can break us up.

And I think we are a
lot stronger than that.

Dylan didn't tell me anything.

Well, then, who did?

You did.

Just now.

- Kelly...
- No.

Don't, okay?

Just don't.

Can you honestly say
that you haven't been

even more unfaithful
in your own way?

No. I can't.

Which is why I
know that breaking up

is the right thing to do.

I am so sorry about this.

Mommy!

Hi.

When I found out I
couldn't get off work...

If you hadn't been able to
pick Caitlin up from day care,

I don't know what
I would've done.

It's okay.

Can Noah stay longer?

Please, Mommy?

We actually had a lot of fun.

We turned my room
into a rocket ship.

It is so cool.

You have to come see it.

Wow.

I'm sorry.

What's the matter?

Nothing, nothing.

I just... she's so happy.

Listen, the other day,
you asked me to commit.

The truth is, I-I
just can't right now.

I mean, I-I love being with you,

and Caitlin is amazing...

But it's too quick.

Yeah, for me, it is. I mean...

Well, thank you for
being so up-front.

If we could just slow
things down a little bit...

Mom, come on!

But we can't.

You didn't call.

Got a little worried.

Why didn't you
tell me about Amy?

It was none of my business.

You lied for him.

You lied to me.

Yeah.

But if I told you...

I would've broken
off the engagement

a lot sooner than I did.

And come to me?

Probably.

And been with me because

you were mad at him.

I didn't want that.

So you were just
going to sit back

and watch me marry Matt,

knowing that he
had cheated on me?

You were committed to him.

See... that is why this will
never work between us.

Why?

Because you had
this life-altering

piece of information,
and you kept it from me.

I thought we were friends.

Yeah.

When you get some
distance on this...

you'll see I acted like one.

So the wedding party is
me, college boy over here...

Kelly and Janet.

Hmm.

Not only do you guys get
to feed me to the wolves,

but you get to do
chores, as well.

Okay, me and Janet,
Kelly and Dylan...

Wow, how...

Symmetrical. It's...
it's a college word.

Kind of leaves Matt the
odd man out, doesn't it?

Don't look at me.

Come on. Like you and Kelly

haven't already... gotten busy.

You know, not that it's
any of your business,

but I have managed to
show incredible restraint.

Yeah, which means three dozen
roses every other day, right?

We're here to talk
about you and Donna.

I would, but you're so
much more interesting.

And then once you're hitched,

that's it for me, pal.

I don't get to live vicariously
through your exploits.

Hmm.

"Organize transportation,

pay staff..."

We pay; you just
make the payments.

"Organize bachelor party."

Now you're talking.

Something tastefully low-key.

Got it.

Tasty and low-cut.

Hmm. Where you going?

I only have the
babysitter till 3:00.

Before that, I got to get
over to the Beat to give Janet

this paper that I edited, and
then I got to run to the store.

I'll see you later.

Look, I didn't get a chance
to say thank you for agreeing

to be the best man.

It means a lot to me.

What can I say, David?

I mean, hey, you only pushed me

into oncoming traffic,
what, once this year.

Come on, man.

- It was a love tap.
- Is that what it was?

It was just a little push, you
know; let you know that I care.

Means a lot to me, too, man.

So we were hoping you and Kelly

could say something
at the service.

What, poetry?

Come on, man, you were
quoting Byron to girls in high school.

You know, that's your hormones.

You do what you
got to do, but...

Well, are you gonna
write something,

or do you trust my judgment?

No, I trust you.

Sort of.

What kind of an ice sculpture

would you prefer?

You want to have, uh,
Cupid with his arrow,

or would you like
some odd-looking bird

symbolizing fertility?

I say bird.

Definitely bird.

Oh, we need 300 rose
petals for sugar cubes.

Okay, things are
officially out of control.

You're telling me.

I mean, Martha Stewart couldn't
plan a wedding this quickly.

Long engagements don't work.

Take it from me.

Are you pregnant?

Yes, Mom, with septuplets.

So we better hurry
before I birth a litter.

Okay, we have the location.

We have a maid of honor.

Mm-hmm.

And the invitations are out.

But we don't have a caterer

or flower arrangements.

We don't have a band
or a photographer.

And you don't have a dress.

- Yeah, I do.
- You do?

Uh-huh. I haven't
just thought about

my wedding my whole
life; I've actually planned it.

And trust me, everything's
going to be perfect.

You know, Kelly, you
must have put together

a wonderful folder
planning for your wedding.

- Being as you're not going to be needing it...
- Mom.

No, it's okay.

I'll go get it.

What?

So my distributor's
going to give you guys

a great deal on the booze.

Oh, that's great.

But, uh, why would
he do that for me?

He's not.

Noah's calling in a favor.

Well, you... you
didn't have to do that.

I wanted to.

Thanks.

Yeah.

You know, we, um...
we sent an invitation

to Ellen, but she
hasn't responded.

Yeah, well, she's
probably not going to.

We, um, broke up.

Sorry.

Yeah, well, she wanted
too much too fast.

I guess she wanted
to protect the kid.

You can't blame her for that.

I don't blame her. I just, uh,

wish things turned
out differently.

Mmm...

Did you put these
bums to work yet?

Of course.

Um, so Noah's
covering all the liquor.

Great.

And I got the food
and the cake covered.

Thank you.

You know what, um, Nat and I

are just gonna
discuss specifics.

So why don't you
and Noah go figure out

- everything else that we need...
- Beat it, in other words.

Exactly.

Noah, let's go.

Let's do it.

See you.

So, what'll it be?

I need to ask you something.

Shoot.

Listen, if...

if it's too much or
you don't want to do it,

I'll completely understand.

It won't be, and I'll want to.

So what is it?

Well, it's-it's just,
my whole life,

I've dreamt and thought about
every detail of my wedding.

And almost all
of it's happening.

Except for the one
thing that I can't control.

And... that's my dad

walking me down the aisle.

But over the years,

you've been like a
second father to me.

And I just want to tell you

that I would be honored if you
would walk me down the aisle.

Wow.

That's the nicest thing anyone
has ever asked me to do.

What do you think?

Absolutely. Sure.

Thank you.

Here you go.

1,000 words on
celebrity rap sheets,

complete with mug shots.

Courtesy of our friends

at the Beverly Hills
Police Department.

Oh, thanks.

You don't seem so excited.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm just nervous.

I gave Yoffe my ideas
for Nouveau this morning,

and I'm just waiting
to see what he thinks.

He's gonna love 'em!

When he does, you'll be out

of the journalistic
gutter for good.

We were never in the gutter.

We were...

at the curb. We were curbside.

Curbside. Well, in any event,

I'm happy you're
getting what you want.

I'm glad for you.

Hey, Steve, nice to see you.

How are you?

Well, you must have
some business to discuss,

so I'm going to get going.

Well, before you go,
you might want to kiss

- the new editor of Nouveau.
- Huh?

If it's Ava, that's
a really bad joke.

Ava's smart, and she
had some good ideas,

but your proposal
had more heart,

and that's what
I was looking for.

Well, have you told her yet?

Yeah.

She swore she wouldn't
come after your job

until after circulation
was well established.

I'll leave you two alone.

But we'll go over details later.

Nice job.

I am so proud of you!

Oh!

Honey, you worked
so hard for this.

I know.

I know. That's the problem.

What?

I just, I worked so hard to
put these ideas together,

and now I actually
have to implement them?

You can do that.

I know you can.

Yeah, I can do
this. I can do this

if I work day and
night for, like, a year!

And then what do I have?

Some magazine that
looks good on a coffee table

and a daughter that
doesn't even know me.

She knows you,
and she loves you.

Yeah, she knows me.

She knows me as a stranger

that just comes and
goes late at night

and early in the morning.

This is what you wanted.

I know. I did, too.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

I just... I'm just
feeling sorry for myself.

I mean, I got what
I wanted, right?

That's what really matters.

Okay, Andrea's coming.

Oh, good.

And...

Valerie.

That's sort of good.

Just kidding. I'm
glad she's coming.

Brandon is not.

Some lame excuse about
covering the war in Chechnya.

Did I, uh, tell you
I talked to Gina?

She got that job at
Fox Sports in New York,

so she has to work
on the weekends.

Hmm.

You okay? What's up?

Oh, I was just wondering
if we're doing this too fast.

I mean, if we waited,

then everyone we want

to be at the wedding
could be there.

- Do you want to wait?
- No.

But if the people we care
about can't all be there,

I just want to make sure
there's a good reason for it.

Right.

Okay, let's go over the reasons.

Um, you want to
be a spring bride.

So if we wait,

- we're going to have to wait another year.
- No.

We've waited ten
years, and that's too long.

You know what?
I... I don't even know

what I'm thinking.
Forget about it.

And if they can't be
there, then it's their loss.

- Yeah? Mmm.
- Yeah.

All right, let's, uh...

Let's go over our list.

- Okay.
- Make sure we got everything.

Um... okay.

We're registered,
we've got our rings.

The, uh, catering and
booze are taken care of.

And Noah's also
taking care of the music.

Okay, sorry.

Music, I got that right there.

Um, Kelly's doing the
floral arrangements,

seating arrangements.

And Steve and Dylan are
handling the transportation,

- so we're all taken care of.
- Okay.

Doesn't it seem like
for the longest time

we've been living in
a Stephen King novel?

Where you're afraid
to turn the page

because something
horrible is going to happen

to somebody in the group.

I don't know.

Maybe we have been.

Maybe there's someone
out there who's been devising

this unbelievably horrific
plan for us to go through.

Just makes it more
amazing that we survived.

That after all these
years, we're still friends.

Friends that count
on each other,

depend on each other,

care about each other.

Care enough to spend
what little free time they have

obsessing over some
stupid, idiotic seating chart.

Nice pep talk, Sanders.

Yeah, did it work for you?

- Yeah, I think so.
- Good.

Where were we?

Mmm, okay.

We were talking about Matt.

Where is he going to sit?

He's not, Kelly.

He's not coming to the wedding?

He's moving to New York.

His flight leaves tomorrow.

You know that melodrama
I was talking about?

God, I wish it would end.

Maybe here's your chance.

Where you going?

Going to see my
wife. I'll see you later.

Night.

- Bye, Kelly.
- Bye.

- Hi.
- Hey.

So...

want to dance?

Here?

It's not a one-time offer.

- We could wait.
- I would rather wait.

Why is that? You mad at me?

No, I'm not mad at you.

Just, uh, disappointed?

Mmm.

I know you're in
a tough position.

Mmm.

But you can't keep
secrets from me.

You are incredibly sexy.

That is not one of the
secrets I was talking about.

I know.

This feels nice.

Yes, it does.

Breaking off my engagement
is going to hurt for a while.

Being okay with it
might even take longer.

I know that.

I'm going to need you to
be patient with me about it.

And I will be.

It's right up here.

You okay for time?

Well, between work and tonight's
bachelor/bachelorette parties,

I'm pretty terrible.

Which is what
it's going to be like

for the foreseeable
future and beyond.

Been thinking about
what you were saying,

how you feel you're
a stranger to Maddy.

I think you're right.

Why would you say that?

You know I already feel bad.

I'm not criticizing your
desire to work, honey.

I want to work, too.

Right now, you've
got too much work.

I don't have enough.

What I think we're both
looking for is balance.

All right? Yeah.

Come here.

Oh, yes. Come.

I thought we were looking
at a day care center.

We are.

We're also looking at our
next publishing adventure.

What are you talking about?

My desk will go over there,

your desk can go over there,

and we'll put Maddy's playpen
somewhere in the middle.

What do you say we
out-Nouveau Nouveau?

Honey, are you serious?

Charles Yoffe has
a publishing empire.

And-and what if we fail
and we lose our nest egg

and... and then... and
then we're out of work?

Would you have ever
fixed us up on a blind date?

I don't see what that
has to do with anything.

When we first started going out,

did you think I was the one?

- No, but...
- And when you told me

you were pregnant, did
you think I'd stick around?

- Never.
- And, honey,

in your wildest dreams,
did you ever think

anyone would ever buy the Beat?

Okay, so we've outsmarted
conventional wisdom

once or twice.

Or always.

But at some point,

we have to stop taking
these enormous risks.

You think this is
one of those times?

Absolutely.

Maddy's playpen belongs
over there, away from the draft.

Let the bachelorette
party begin!

I hope my punch
isn't too strong.

The secret ingredient is
a shot of peach schnapps.

Ooh! One shot.

You're crazy.

Okay, the fondue pot is lit,

so while we're waiting,
let's play Toilet Paper Bride.

We did that at my
bachelorette party.

Why do I feel like I just
stepped back into 1965?

You're going back in time.

A blast from the past.

Kill the music.

You're gonna like this.

Hey, Donna.

Brandon.

I'm sorry I can't be
there for your wedding,

so I just want to tell you
how happy I am for you.

Oh, I can't believe he did this.

You and David were
meant for each other.

Smart guy, David.

He chased you
until you caught him.

Congratulations, baby.

And give my love to Kelly.

Is it just me, or is he
still disgustingly cute?

Hey, what are these?

Oh, I almost forgot.

Presenting...

a Donna Martin favorite.

Oh!

Popcorn and ice cream. Yum.

How did you know that?

From the slumber
party at Brenda's.

I remember that night.

Oh, remember that
icky girl showed up?

Ew! Amanda Pacer?

I remember everything

about that night.

It was the first time I
realized we were really friends.

Yeah, yeah, hug, hug.
Okay, split up into pairs,

and one person constructs
a toilet paper wedding dress

around the other one.

You've got three
minutes to do it, okay?

- Ready, set, go!
- Oh!

Start turning.

- Okay.
- Go, go, go, go!

Help.

My bachelorette party blows.

Well, don't worry, 'cause
we've special-ordered

a cruise director. Would
you answer that, please?

Okay.

Hey, beautiful!

- Oh, how are you?
- I'm good.

Oh, so I wanted to hand-deliver
your wedding present,

you know, to you crazy kids.

Oh, Val, a box of condoms.

I didn't think you
registered for that.

- Which way?
- Other way.

Oh, my God.

Oh, well, it looks like
I got here just in time.

What is going on?

Yeah, baby!

Here we go. Delivery
from the Peach Pit.

Muntz, it's David's
bachelor party, not yours.

Come on, you...

Oh, geez!

- That's disgusting.
- Ooh, somebody light a match.

It's toxic!

- Some things never change.
- I'll tell you what...

For the real entertainment
of the evening...

I'm not going to
like this, am I?

Oh, you're going to love it.

What's this?

- Hey, guys.
- It's Brandon.

Sorry I can't be
there for the party

or David's wedding,
so have a couple for me.

But don't let David drink.

We don't want a hung-over groom.

David, you and Donna
make the perfect couple.

I remember the
first time you kissed,

the first time you slept...

Okay, forget that.

Dylan, Steve, David,

I really miss you guys.

Miss you, too.

That was real nice
of him, wasn't it?

- Yeah, it was.
- Heck of a guy.

God!

Will it ever end?

In any event, I had
some time this morning,

so I thought maybe
I'd write a little poem

for this occasion.

How long is it?

It's entitled, "Ode to Silver."

If you wouldn't
mind indulging me.

"In fair Beverly Hills,

"a boy did reign.

"Davey Silver was his name.

"From far and wide,

"the girls did speed,

for they'd heard of
Davey's bedroom deeds."

Oh, yeah, baby.

"Donna Martin of the golden hair

"was the first into
our David's lair.

"Virgins we, the couple swore,

"till a girl named Ariel...

- Ariel, uh-oh.
- Came through David's door."

"Clare was next, then
some fox named Malone.

Sophie and David took it
all the way home." Yeah!

Give me that.

All right.

- "Denise was fun.
- Oh, man.

"And Carol, too.

"Claudia couldn't
get her green card.

That made poor Dave blue."

Aw.

"Don't forget Katie,

"the sex addict she,

"and Robyn who hated
his radio personality.

"Marta the artist,
wasn't she fun?

"And Gina Kincaid...

Oh, number one."

I'll second that.

"One stop was left.

"Her name was Camille.

"We thought it might last,
but come on, guys, get real.

"There was only one dame.

"Her name's Donna.

"She's fine.

My God, Silver,
it's about time."

Thank you.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Beautiful.

Thank you.

Oh, come on. Here you go, pal.

I'll take that and
burn that. Thank you.

Oh, that's okay, because
I have an original framed

that you can hang
on your wall at home.

The downstairs neighbors
are very neighborly,

in case you were wondering.

I told them we'd bring
them a piece of cake.

We don't have cake.

Oh, whatever. We
have margaritas.

All right, Donna, please,

- if you would join me up here.
- Whoo.

Front and center. All right.

We all know that Donna is not

the most experienced
filly in the stable.

What are you talking
about? I've had tons of sex.

I'm kidding. I'm
kidding, Mom. It's a joke.

So, you know, to make
sure that you know

what you're doing
on your wedding night,

I prepared this
educational game for you.

All right, it's called "Pin
the Macho on the Man."

That thing... that thing...

Macho.

Oh, all right.

You're first.

Got it?

- Don't let her peek.
- All right.

She's going to be sick.

Oh, whoa.

I've had two punches
and a margarita.

Suck it up, soldier.

All right.

Watch out. Uh-oh.

Aw!

Oops.

She needs a little practice.

It's my turn. My turn.

Okay, so I know.

Well, I knew that you
and Steve went out

- together in high school.
- Mm-hmm.

But I didn't know he
was your first love.

Yeah. Yeah, at 15, I thought
I was going to marry him.

Aw.

Can I ask you something?

- Uh-huh.
- No, no, no, maybe I shouldn't.

- No, ask me, ask me.
- Okay.

When you and Steve
are getting frisky,

does he ever make
a sound like, "Rrr"?

Yes!

And then, when he
wants to go further?

- "Arr, arr, arr, arr."
- What is that?

I don't know.

Are you guys talking
about Sanders?

Okay, is there
anyone in this room

that hasn't slept
with my husband?

Raise your hand.

- Mrs. T.
- Hmm?

I'm sorry, what
was the question?

What?

Okay.

Oh.

Yay!

Bull's-eye, baby.

Experience.

Oh, what's the password?

Meet Kiki Dupré.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Noah, two screaming orgasms.

You are a Sanders. God love you.

Ooh, hi, guys.

Yeah!

- Whoo!
- Hubba, hubba.

Oh, is my wife going to kill me.

And when Janet finds out
you brought a stripper here,

- you're going to die, too.
- Hey, hey.

I'm not going to tell her.

Lap dances for everybody.

That-that's nice,
but he's the groom.

Yeah!

I'm the groom's friend.

Ooh. Wait your turn.

So you're getting married?

Uh-huh.

What's her name?

Uh, D-Donna.

Boy, they don't build them

- like that anymore.
- You can say that again.

Wow!

Is she pretty?

Uh-huh.

Prettier than me?

Uh, well...

You know what? Um,
I can answer that one.

She's a he!

Oh, my!

- I could tell. I could tell.
- Right.

Absolutely.

I can't do this.

I-I can't say my own vows.

What if I stumble
or I forget them?

You already know
them. You'll be fine.

And if you do forget anything,
just speak from your heart.

Yeah, and keep the
sobs to a minimum, okay?

You look too pretty for tears.

Hi.

Would you excuse
us just for a minute?

Yeah.

Thanks.

I thought, uh...

I thought we should
light a candle for Daddy.

This sounds ridiculous,

but I feel like he's here.

Like he's watching over me.

Oh, sweetheart, that's
not ridiculous at all.

Of course he's here.

Go ahead.

I am so happy you
are my daughter.

I love you.

I love you.

- Nervous?
- No.

Allow me.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Hey!

How are you?

It's been a long time.

Val, uh...

Come on, Steve.

Nothing I haven't seen before.

You look annoyingly good.

- It's the tie.
- Yeah.

Are we running late?

- We are, aren't we?
- Oh, uh, I don't know.

But I don't think they
can start without you.

So, give us an update.

What's, uh,
happening in Buffalo?

I've got a great job,

and, um, I'm seeing
a lot of my mom,

- and, uh, there's this guy.
- A guy?

Val, have you told him about us?

Yes, I've told him everything,

and wonder of wonders,
why he hasn't run screaming.

Sounds like a keeper, then.

Yeah, I think so.

Aren't you supposed to be
with the women right now?

Yes, but I, uh... much
rather be with you guys.

What'd I tell you?

Some things never change.

Is she beautiful or what?

Yes, she is.

♪♪

Dear family and friends,

you are gathered here
today in the presence of God

in a time of joy

to celebrate and witness the
marriage of David and Donna,

who stand before you
to affirm their choice

of each other as life mates.

We start today
with readings offered

by their friends,
Dylan and Kelly.

The first is a passage

from Rilke's Letters
to a Young Poet.

The second is a poem by
Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

Dylan?

"A good marriage is one in
which each partner appoints

"the other to be the
guardian of his solitude,

"and thus they show each
other the greatest possible trust.

"Once we accept that even
between the closest people

"infinite distances exist,

"a marvelous living side-by-side
can grow up for them,

"if they succeed in loving
the expanse between them,

"which gives
them the possibility

"of always seeing
each other as a whole

and before an immense sky."

Kelly?

I can never find the right words
to describe the incredible way

you two love each other,
but I think this comes close.

"How do I love thee?

"Let me count the ways.

"I love thee to the depth
and breadth and height

"my soul can reach
when feeling out of sight.

"For ends of being
an ideal grace,

"I love thee freely
as men strive for right.

"I love thee purely as
they turn from praise.

"I love thee with
the breath, smiles,

"tears of all my life.

And if God choose, I shall
but love thee better after death."

And now, David and Donna,

who have chosen to
express their commitment

in vows they
themselves have written.

When was it that
we fell in love?

When we were 18? 16?

Maybe ten?

I don't know,
'cause the truth is

I can't picture a time when
I wasn't in love with you.

I always knew you were the
one that could look into my eyes...

and see my soul.

I don't question your
commitment to us,

and I know there's nothing
that we can't work through.

And I accept you

as my partner and
as my best friend

above all others.

It's a miracle to find the
kind of peace and happiness

that you've given me,
and in honor of that miracle,

I pledge before our family...

and friends...

to love and to
cherish you forever.

I look at you...

and I see my best friend.

Your energy

and your passion inspire me

in ways I never
thought possible.

Your inner beauty is so strong

that I no longer
fear being myself.

I no longer fear at all.

I never thought that I
could find someone to love

that would love me
back unconditionally.

And that I realized...

that although we
are often apart,

you are always with me...

that you are my soul mate.

You give me purpose
when I feel I have none.

Without you, my
soul would be empty,

my heart broken,

my being incomplete.

I thank God every day that
you were brought into my life.

And I thank you for loving me.

Repeat after me:

- I, David...
- I, David...

- take you, Donna...
- take you, Donna...

- to be my wife.
- To be my wife.

I promise to be
loving and faithful...

I promise to be
loving and faithful...

- in plenty and in want...
- in plenty and in want...

- in joy and in sorrow...
- in joy and in sorrow...

- in sickness and in health...
- in sickness and in health...

as long as we both shall live.

As long as we both shall live.

I, Donna, take you, David...

I, Donna, take you, David...

- to be my husband.
- To be my husband.

I promise to be
loving and faithful...

I promise to be
loving and faithful...

- in plenty and in want...
- in plenty and in want...

- in joy and in sorrow...
- in joy and in sorrow...

- in sickness and in health...
- in sickness and in health...

as long as we both shall live.

As long as we both shall live.

- With this ring...
- With this ring...

- I marry you...
- I marry you...

- and join my life with yours.
- And join my life with yours.

- With this ring...
- With this ring...

- I marry you...
- I marry you...

and join my life with yours.

And join my life with yours.

With the authority vested in us,

we now pronounce
you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Hi, everyone. I'm Steve.

I think I speak for everyone

when I say it's about time!

You know, the only good
that came out of you two

waiting so long is that
it gave us a chance

to find the perfect artists

and the perfect song for
your long-awaited first dance.

David, Donna, if you would.

All right!

And now I'd like to introduce
super recording artists

Eric Benét and Tamia singing
"Spend My Life with You."

Donna and David, this
one's especially for you.

♪ I never knew such
a day could come ♪

♪ And I never knew such a
love could be inside of one ♪

♪ I never knew
what my life was for ♪

♪ Now that you're here ♪

♪ I know for sure ♪

♪ Babe ♪

♪ I never knew till I
looked in your eyes ♪

- ♪ No, babe ♪
- ♪ I was incomplete ♪

♪ Till the day you
walked into my life ♪

♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm ♪

♪ And I never knew that
my heart could feel so ♪

♪ Precious and pure ♪

♪ One love so real ♪

♪ Can I just see
you every morning ♪

- ♪ Every morning, baby ♪
- ♪ When I open my eyes? ♪

♪ Can I just see you, baby? ♪

♪ Can I just feel your
heart beating beside me... ♪

Hey, Kel, uh, there's
somebody outside in the lobby

wanting to talk to you.

- Now?
- It's Matt.

I thought he already left.

As always, I'm
just the messenger.

I'll be right back.

♪ Now, baby, the
days and the weeks... ♪

All right. Be honest.

You missed me, didn't you?

♪ But nothing will
change the love inside ♪

♪ Of you and I ♪

♪ And baby, I'll never find
any words that could explain ♪

♪ Just how much my heart ♪

♪ My life ♪

♪ My soul you've changed... ♪

Matt.

Hi.

Hey.

I thought you left for New York.

Yeah, I was, uh...
I was supposed to.

In fact, I was even on my way

to the airport, and
it occurred to me.

I gave up way
too quickly, Kelly.

I mean, what's
going on in there...

That-that was
supposed to be for us.

We were the ones who were
gonna live happily ever after.

I thought to myself,
what... what happened?

Why aren't we?

I mean, is it because
you got scared?

Because I made a
complete idiot of myself

one night in the desert?

Because you have this
unhealthy connection to Dylan?

Well, people get past that.

Couples get past that.

Which is why I
didn't go to New York.

And why I came to the wedding.

I didn't see you there.

I know.

But I saw you.

And Dylan.

Heard your readings.

I'm glad I did.

Because now I realize that
the connection you guys have...

It isn't unhealthy, after all.

I don't know how I
could have missed it.

Although I was probably
just too scared to look.

Standing there in back of
the church listening to you

talk about loving
with... What was it?

"the breath, smiles
and tears of life."

Even I couldn't miss that.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

It's why I came here today.

To tell you that I think
you made the right choice.

And although it... it hurts,

and I'm sure it
will for a long time,

I'm happy for you.

Oh, by the way, uh,
Julianne's having a girl.

I'm having a girl.

I hope that someday she'll
understand how lucky she is.

Bye, Kelly.

Bye, Matt.

♪ No touch has ever
felt so wonderful ♪

♪ You are incredible ♪

♪ And a deeper love
I've never known ♪

♪ I'll never let you go ♪

Hey, don't hog
the bride. Come on.

Hey, I know you're
handsome and all.

Let's go.

Hey.

Hi.

Nice toast.

You don't think it
was too mushy?

No.

I think it had just the
right amount of mush.

So I hear you might be moving
away for some sailing race.

Is that true?

Yeah, I'm thinking about it.

But you might not be?

I tell you how beautiful
you look today?

Don't change the subject.

Yeah, I was planning on going.

I'm not sure now.

I mean, Ellen
wants a commitment,

and I'm starting to think
maybe it's not a bad idea.

So maybe sailing can wait.

Yeah.

I'm thinking the
same thing, too.

Do you mind if I go
tell her in person?

I think you should.

Yeah?

Yes.

Okay.

Listen, all this right
here... You deserve it.

Thank you.

Congratulations.

♪ Spend my life ♪

- ♪ Can I just spend ♪
- ♪ Spend my life ♪

- ♪ My life with you? ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Forever here with you ♪

♪ Can I just spend my life ♪

♪ With you? ♪

♪ Can I just see
you every morning ♪

♪ When I open my eyes? ♪

♪ Ooh. ♪

So, how's Hannah?

Oh, you mean the star
shortstop of her T-ball team?

She's doing great.

Mmm.

What's that for?

Well, we've been
through a lot together,

and honestly I don't know

if I would've gotten
here without you.

And I just wanted to say thanks.

Okay, smile.

Try as he might to forget it,

back in high school, David
was not Mr. Popularity.

I, on the other
hand, defined cool.

So, as you can imagine,

I was... how should I say this?

Hmm.

Appalled at the thought

of him becoming my stepbrother.

But shock of shocks,

he turned out to
be pretty great.

Over the years,
he has been caring

and thoughtful.

And tonight, he has
given me something

for which I will
forever be grateful.

He has managed
to turn my best friend

into my sister.

Yeah.

Cheers.

Smile.

- All right.
- Thanks.

Oh, excuse me.

Can we have...

Hey, you guys,
everyone take one.

Oh, nice.

Okay. You all got your two
cents in, so now it's my turn.

Um...

I just want to say that

I want you guys to all know
that I love all of you very much.

We're really blessed to
have friends like you guys.

Thank you.

To our friendships.

- Cheers. -Cheers.
- Cheers. -Cheers.

Ooh.

Let's dance, wife.

Ooh.

Everything okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Everything's okay.

I like the flowers.

Mmm.

So do I.

Dance with me?

It's not a one-time offer.

We can wait.

I don't want to wait.

♪ Nothing's gonna
stand in our way ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna keep
us from our love, yeah ♪

♪ It just gets
better every day ♪

♪ 'Cause this is
true love, baby ♪

♪ And nothing's gonna
stand in our way ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪

♪ I must be in Heaven ♪

♪ Heaven ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm
floating on a cloud ♪

♪ And even the thought of you ♪

♪ It makes me shout out loud ♪

♪ God must have
sent me an angel ♪

♪ 'Cause every
day, I'm so proud ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna
stand in our way ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna
keep us from our love... ♪

♪♪