All language subtitles for Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) - S10E14 - Im Using You Cause I Like You (480p DVD x265 Panda)

All right, feel those biceps,

baby.

That's five straight
days of gym time.

Ooh, yeah, dude,
you're getting huge.

Oh, yeah, well, it's
the only good thing

about my suspension
from practicing.

Think of it as a vacation.

Very unpaid, unfulfilling one.

Aw.

- Oh, it was in!
- It was right there.

What is going on here?

Well, since we're
both home alone

on a perfect date night...

Again. We've, uh, instituted

the Losers' Club.

It's more of a
support group, really.

We talk about being single,
properties of being single.

And, in fact, Matt,

we were just discussing how
you've been holding out on us.

- Yeah, Matt.
- Yeah, I'm sure you know

a few hunky corporate lawyers.

Cute stenographer.
What's going on, man?

Ah, fix-ups, right.

Well, I'll thumb through
the Rolodex tomorrow.

Until then, good night, losers.

Whoa, hey, members are

the only people that are
allowed to use that term, all right?

- Oh, Kel. Everardo
stopped by - What?

The store today, and
he wanted me to ask you

if you've talked to Matt yet.

Oh. I totally forgot.

Courtyard janitor Everardo?

Yeah, he hurt his back
at his day job last year,

and I told him that maybe

you could give him
some legal advice.

- Well, technically I can't.
- Not even a conversation?

He could really use your help.

All right, well, um... I
have to pick up some stuff

at the office tomorrow,
so tell him to stop by then.

Okay, all aboard.

Ooh! Good night!

Catch you in the gym, David.

Don't they just
make you want to...?

- Yep.
- Eh.

Nice!

- Nice one.
- Sailed right in. Oh!

♪♪

Hey! Mercedes!

What's up?

♪ Could have been holding you ♪

♪ There's nothing more I
would rather do than... ♪

Honey!

Jennifer Lopez just asked
me where I got my shoes.

Come on, what's wrong with you?

We're at the opening of the
coolest club in Los Angeles.

I don't know why you invited
me if you're gonna be all grouchy.

Invitation said "plus one."

You're beautiful.

Check out Noah
and his tragic posse.

♪ Baby girl, our
love was true... ♪

The, uh, tab's $1,500, buddy.

How do you plan
on paying for that?

Yeah, I set up an
account with Joe,

under the name Dylan McKay.

♪ ...forever, girl, this
love won't fade away ♪

♪ Hey, baby, I
need your love... ♪

Someone's looking
for a boyfriend.

- Who's she?
- I don't know.

She's a friend of Noah's.

She's a friend of Noah's?

They each have their
own bottle of Cristal.

I sent that over.

Free champagne for strangers
and compliments for me...

What's with all the generosity?

It's easy to be nice to
people you don't care about.

♪ I need your love, mama ♪

I meant the champagne.

Names?

Uh...

Gina Kincaid. Dylan McKay.

You two together?

Current status: Unknown.

Got it.

You can take me
off your guest list.

Hi-Bar. Heard you have to
sell your firstborn to get in there.

Me and Dylan are hanging out

with the lamest,
trendiest crowd.

I'm worried about him...
He's not returning my calls.

- Is he okay?
- Yeah, he's just...

he's enjoying his role

as social chair.

Oh, you and Dylan look cozy.

Yeah, that was a
second before I left.

I am not getting sucked
back in again by him.

He does that. Oh. I
guess you know that.

Heh. Oh, look, it's only

9:30, and already I'm
compelled to tell you to shut up.

Donna, I'm going
to the post office.

Okay. Uh, when you get back,
we have to talk about resigning

the store's lease... It's
due at the end of the week.

Are they still pushing
for three years?

- Mm, I tried for shorter; no deal.
- All right.

- We'll talk about it tonight.
- Okay.

- Bye.
- Bye.

So that's what Matt's doing

with his suspension time...
He's pimping out his friends?

We have to meet people somehow.

And, by the way, sister set-ups
are completely welcomed.

Yeah?

Hi. Uh, I was just paged,

and my cell's dead.

Would you mind?

The phone? Right there.

Is that you, Jerry?

Yeah, this is Jerry.

- MTR Net...
- MTR Net what?

- Want to get in on the IPO?
- Do you have a pen?

You still there?

- No, no, I'm-I'm still here.
- Great.

- Yeah.
- They want to meet today.

They want in, let 'em in.

I can fly up to Palo Alto
tomorrow, if need be.

That's great. I'll talk to them.

Right.

Thanks so much.

I'm Donna, by the way.

- Jerry Young. Hi.
- I'm Gina.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi. Nice to meet
you. Thanks again.

Hey, uh, you want
to try something on?

- We have men's sweaters and...
- I sh-should

really get going, it's...

Nice to meet you.

You, too.

- See you.
- Bye.

This is gonna
seem really forward.

Are you free tonight?

Free? Yeah, I'm free.

That's an understatement.

This is her phone number.

Her last name's Martin.

Tonight it is.

- I'll call you.
- Great.

Did that just happen?

Yes, thanks to me.

Hey, let's call Matt and
tell him he's been replaced.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Every time I'm
on to something ♪

♪ Something else
gets in the way ♪

♪ Everywhere I look, you know ♪

♪ I never seem to find it ♪

♪ It's a brand ♪

♪ Brand-new ♪

♪ Brand-new day ♪

♪ Everything is complication ♪

♪ Deeper than it needs to be ♪

♪ Every time I guess ♪

♪ You know I never
get it right, no ♪

♪ It's a brand ♪

♪ Brand-new... ♪

Before I hire a
nanny, I want you

to meet my husband.

He's doing a stupid alien
thing for his tabloid paper.

Just so you know,
this is going to be

an everyday occurrence.

Fine with me.

I love tabloids.

- Well, bye, guys.
- Bye.

Have a nice day, now.

So, when does she start?

She doesn't.

Why not? Her
credentials are amazing.

You know, I think we should

- bring her back in for a second interview.
- If you guys are

going to force me to
be superficial and catty,

so be it.

Darby is cute.

So?

I hate cute, okay?

I hate her cute, perky
little bob and-and her...

and her perky little smile
and her perky boobs.

She's annoying.

I just don't want to share

my house and-and
my child with her, okay?

We're not hiring Darby.

Honey, that doesn't make sense.

Wait a second.

Are you worried that I'd
fool around with the nanny?

- Get over yourself.
- Oh, so wait,

now you're saying she
wouldn't be attracted to me.

Of course she would, honey.

And so will the ladies
from Grandmas and More.

Um, they place retirees
with young families,

and that's who we're gonna use.

And Durning,

you're dripping on my floor.

Sorry.

Hey, Dylan.

Come eat with me.

I'm kind of in a rush, Kel.

You can eat and leave.

Huh.

Haven't seen you
since Maddy's baptism.

How are things?

Good. Busy.

Yeah? I know. Club-hopping.

Well, then you needn't ask.

Gina showed us the
picture in the Chronicle.

Who's the new crowd?

Oh, just people.

People. Hm.

Um, listen, we were all thinking

about going up to
the Hollywood sign.

Donna and David said
they haven't been there

since graduation...
You want to come?

Uh, I think I'll pass.

How about next week?

Probably busy.

Yeah. If you're
too busy for us...

I'm a busy guy.

Can I get some
service here, please?

Oh. Hey, I need to talk to you.

You know what?

Ladies, I'm not really in
the mood for conversation.

I came here for a tuna melt.

Then I won't keep you.

Oh. Well, I'll see you...

You know, I've watched
her do that a thousand

times, and it just gets
more and more satisfying.

- Yeah. I'll see you.
- No. Wait.

I want to apologize
about last night.

Because... my
old agent called...

You know Mia Stockman, right?

- No.
- Yeah, sure you do. She's the ex-Wimbledon champ.

You know, the one
who's opening up the chain

of fitness clubs in L.A.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

She's looking for
female athletes

to help with the,
uh, publicity thing,

and she saw this.

Guess what I'd get in return
for my spokesman duties.

A cut of the profits.

We're having a meeting
at the end of the week

- to iron out the details.
- So you want to thank me now,

or you want to thank me later?

Well, I was thinking
that maybe, you know,

we could hang out
at the After Dark,

because I heard that
Noah booked Nu Flavor.

Mm, I don't know, I got
some people coming by.

Oh, good, so you mean

that we could hang out with you

and 50 of your
closest friends again?

You want to go or not?

Pick me up at 10:00.

According to your
initial complaint,

Williams Foods refused to remove

any of the surplus shipping
crates from the stockroom.

I said it was
dangerous; they said

it wasn't none of my
business, until they fell.

Okay, now, that was
last January, and...

I'm not seeing any motions
ever filed on your behalf.

I had some other crook
lawyer telling me that

we could both retire if I
pretended I couldn't work.

I said no, so they dropped me.

Everardo...

do you know what a
statute of limitations is?

It's a window of time allowed
for someone to file a case.

Now, in on-the-job injuries,
that window is one year.

Yours is up in two days.

Man, my back
keeps getting worse.

I already made a dozen
calls to other attorneys,

and no one is
available for a referral.

I didn't want another
attorney, anyway.

You seem hard-working, honest.

All I want to do is
pay my hospital bills.

Everardo, I can't take the case.

I'm sorry.

That's what the manager
at Williams said, too.

Look what "sorry" got me.

Can we talk?

Jerry stood me up.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Who's Jerry?

Jerry.

Jerry's this
gorgeous mystery guy

that came into the store today,

borrowed the phone,
promised he'd call me,

and I was going
to have his kids.

Oh, I mean, not today

but after we got married
on some beach in Mexico.

What's this?

Oh, I was trying to
find out how certification

- for teen counseling works.
- Hmm.

Something tells me
my name's going to be

the only one on the store lease.

I was just exploring my options.

Do you remember when you,
me, and Brenda spent the beginning

of our junior year at
West Beverly making sure

that our class
schedules matched?

Yes.

I ended up with
Mr. Silvera's geometry.

It's the first time we all
went our different ways.

We cried for like a week.

But we survived.

You've been thinking
about this for a long time.

You'll be fine on your own.

So will I.

Will we always be friends?

Of course.

I mean all of us.

I ran into Dylan today,
and he made it very clear

that he wants
nothing to do with me.

Yeah, Noah's been
doing the same thing.

Just makes me sad.

Well, a lot of good
things are happening, too.

You found this great
guy, and you're engaged.

Oh, look at this.

I found that under my bed.

Check out Dylan's hair.

Look at Steve.

Oh, my God,

Steve Sanders is a father.

We've all been
friends for so long.

Too long to just let go.

Well, I don't think I
have any more questions,

although I do want that
recipe for banana bread.

Of course.

So I'll just wait
to hear from you?

Um, well, we've made
our decision, Angie.

You're hired.

Wonderful.

Um, I wonder if I
could see the little dear.

Oh, of course.

Are you sure about this?

She smells like VapoRub.

There's our girl.

Oh, hi.

Excellent.

The dimensions are perfect.

Now, when can we
start the smudging?

- The smudging?
- Oh, I'll cleanse

the room with a bundle
of smoldering sage.

That way, no demons can enter.

Steve.

Yeah, um, Angie, I don't think

we'll be needing your services
after all, or your smudging.

So you say.

I'll see my... myself out.

Hmm.

Okay, so I'll call the agency

and have them send over
another stack of résumés.

We don't have time.

You have an article due,

and I'm three days behind
in getting this issue laid out.

And you can shove
the banana bread recipe.

Great.

Fine, hire that damn Darby.

Hello, Maddy.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Guess who I
talked to last night.

Matt's friend Chrissy.

A lawyer named Chrissy?

How does she get any clients?

First thing that comes to
mind is Three's Company.

She finished law school at 23.

- Geek.
- She's really funny.

How cool is this?

She surfs every morning.

So she's funny and
smart and successful

and thank you, Matt.

Yeah, we're meeting tonight.

That's great, that's
really good for you.

'Cause Jerry didn't call me.

- Oh, no?
- No, completely blew me off,

so let's not talk about Chrissy.

I guess the Losers'
Club is down to one,

and I'm feeling a
candy binge coming on.

What, are you
just here to gloat?

Uh, no, actually, I'm...
I'm looking for Noah.

I was wondering if
maybe you've seen him.

You know, when he moved in,

he said he'd pay
half the utilities,

and I'm kind of
hoping to collect.

No, he's avoiding me.

Gina said he's been
going out a lot, though.

Do you know if he's drinking?

Honestly, I haven't really
seen him in action enough

to be able to say.

Donna,

I am so sorry about last night.

My board meeting ran late.

Oh, hi. I'm sorry, we're,
uh, closed for lunch...

Brunch, whatever.

You must be Jerry.

- I'm David.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- I'm in big trouble, huh?

- Little bit, yeah.
- Donna,

last night, the moment my
meeting was over, I ran to get

my car, the sprinklers came on,

totally nailed me.

When I finally
tried to reach you,

this is what I
found in my pocket.

The ink ran everywhere.

If it makes you feel any better,
people thought I wet my pants.

You got to give
him credit for trying.

David, you, I like.

Oh, good.

Can I make it up to you?

Fine.

Here is my number... again...

Along with a
waterproof laundry pen.

It's a gift.

- Tonight?
- Tonight.

- David.
- Jerry.

- That was Jerry.
- Oh, yeah.

- Hey.
- Hi.

What happened?

I was looking forward
to the pasta primavera.

Yeah, so was I, but I can't
stop staring at this cookbook.

I talked to Donna today.

- Hmm?
- I'm out of the store.

Really? How'd she handle it?

She was very supportive.

Well, that's great. Let's
go out and celebrate.

Yeah, now I just
have to figure out

what I'm gonna do
with the rest of my life.

You can agonize
on our way to Orso.

Come on, I'll grab your coat.

Why are you so late?

Uh, well, I was on
a conference call

with the attorneys at
Williams Foods, discussing

Everardo Perez, my new client.

Matt, you're suspended.

You could get
in trouble for that.

No, it'll be fine.

Besides, I persuaded them

to mediate at their
offices tomorrow.

What if the Bar finds out?

They're not going to find out.

Mediation's different
from litigation.

No courtrooms
involved, very low profile.

No one will ever know.

So you're risking your career?

- Everardo needs me.
- Okay, I'm gonna go ahead

and sign that lease because
we need some kind of security.

Kelly, listen to me.

You don't belong at
that store anymore.

Okay? I will take care of us

while you figure
out what's next.

- I know that, I...
- And no more excuses.

Okay?

I want you to trust me.

Okay.

Let's go eat, all right?

- It's quite the party limo, thanks.
- Yeah.

Having fun?

Sure, the more the merrier.

Yeah.

What do we got here?

Ooh, share the wealth, come on.

Hey, not in my car.

What?

Last week we're having
sex on your wet bar,

and now you're
acting like my dad?

Nice.

Nice girl.

- Come on, we need some champagne.
- We need something,

- don't we?
- Pop that bad boy open.

Come on, come on.

- Yeah, whoo!
- There we go.

Yes.

- Oh!
- Yeah!

Noah, hey, I
need to talk to you.

I can't, I'll see you inside.

That was my roommate.

- He's a popular guy.
- Yeah.

Do I look like a
spokesperson to you now?

Well, actually, I think
Mia would be proud.

You know, I mean, grace
under pressure and all that.

Just go inside; you're
going to miss the band.

- I don't want you...
- Oh, I can wait.

Come here, come here.

- There you go, champ.
- Dylan, that's not helping.

That's not how
you pat a girl's face.

Look, you're gonna
have to go inside,

because I'm not going
to go in there like this.

And I... you know what?

I don't even want to
go in there with you.

What do you think about that?

Hey, Fred.

How about I take
a ride in the car

and you go get yourself
some dinner... my treat?

Yeah, right. I just
paid off this car.

Let me rephrase that.

Hey, Fred, how about
you go get some dinner,

I give you a thousand bucks?

You've got till midnight.

Okay, so come on.

- You feel like a little joyride?
- No.

- Come on, let's take...
- I don't feel like a little joyride.

Let's take a little joyride.

- I don't want to go on a little joyride.
- Come on, it'll be fun.

It'll be fun.

Well, let me put your coat on.

My, uh, company does
headhunting via the Web.

We're, um, getting
ready to go public.

- That's huge.
- I know.

I keep waiting for
someone to knock

on my office door and
say, "We were just kidding.

Go back to your
programming job in Van Nuys."

Would you mind if I kissed you?

Oh, come on.

It's my secretary.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

All right, let's hear it
for Nu Flavor, come on.

- ♪ Through the storm ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

- ♪ And through the rain ♪
- ♪ Baby, baby ♪

- ♪ Through the joy ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

- ♪ And through the pain ♪
- ♪ My love ♪

- ♪ I promise to love you ♪
- ♪ Promise to love you ♪

♪ Till the end of time ♪

- ♪ And I want you to promise ♪
- ♪ Promise to love you ♪

- ♪ That you'll always be mine ♪
- ♪ Promise to love you ♪

♪ Stay by your side ♪

♪ Place no one above you ♪

♪ You will always be mine ♪

♪ I'll never hurt you ♪

♪ I'll never lie ♪

♪ Promise to protect you ♪

♪ Always stay by your side ♪

♪ Baby, baby, can't you see? ♪

♪ Can't you see? ♪

♪ That from the first time
I saw you, I'm in love ♪

♪ And now I've
gotta let you know... ♪

What?

Donna and Jerry
sitting in a tree.

Shut up.

But I will admit to the strong
and immediate connection.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

♪ You have me feeling
feelings I've never... ♪

You think I should
go talk to Noah?

No, don't bother.

He already blew me off.

I got to get back to Chrissy.

- How is she?
- Get this.

I get to her house,
right, she's not ready.

So she sits me down on
the couch, puts the game on,

and offers me a cold beer.

Oh, you're pretty much in love.

Yep, pretty much.

You know, uh, I say we move

to disband the
whole Losers' Club.

- I definitely second that.
- Good.

- ♪ No, no ♪
- ♪ Promise to protect you ♪

♪ Always stay by your side ♪

♪ Till the end of time. ♪

So, how do you think this
big boy'll do on Mulholland?

So is that who you
replaced me with...

That worn-out skank with
the coke spoon up her nose?

That was just a one-time thing.

Oh, right, that's why you
spend every single night

with her and her friends.

You know they're just using
you for your money, right?

And what... what's Noah...
your new best friend?

Hardly. Maybe I
just need a break

from people who
make demands on me.

Oh, like who, Dylan?

Who makes demands on you?

- Everybody.
- Aw.

Steve and Janet
are constantly...

Yeah, they're horrible.

Bitching I'm not
a good godfather.

Kelly... she just sits and
waits for me to make a mistake,

and then there's young David,
who spent the last few months

preaching how I don't
treat you good enough.

- Well...
- Those people, they don't give me anything...

I know that... But they
don't expect anything.

Oh, they expect a free
ride, and you give it to 'em.

Eh, it's only money, and
I'm done talking about it.

Will you take me home?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Uh...

Oh, damn it.

Well, pull over.

All right, just be
cool, just relax.

Hi.

License and registration.

Well, yeah, I do... I
got a license, but, uh,

the car's a loaner.

Would you both
please exit the vehicle?

Yeah.

Anyone in back?

Uh, no, it's just us.

Here, look.

That's a lot of cocaine.

That is not ours.

Of course not.
Would you please step

over to the vehicle
and clasp your hands

behind your head?

- Excuse me.
- You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will

be used against
you in a court of law.

You have the right to
an attorney and to have

the attorney present
during questioning.

If you so desire...

Hi there.

Nice jacket.

Going somewhere?

Well, well, well,

if it isn't eligible
bachelorette number one.

Sounds like you
and David hit it off.

David's great.

- Thanks for the introduction.
- Yeah.

But I'm gonna put
that on the back burner

until I get something resolved.

Oh, yeah, with who?

With the guy who introduced us.

Last year, I was appointed
to the Bar's ethics committee.

Yeah, I know.

Sent you that beefcake calendar

and a bottle of Blue
Nun, remember?

That was funny, but
that's not why I'm here.

David casually mentioned
that you were still practicing.

A workman's comp case.

Really?

Well, maybe he misunderstood
my level of involvement.

Are you helping this guy or not?

If you so much as lick
a stamp on his behalf,

I have to report you on
violating your suspension.

I'm sure that would be
tough for you, Chrissy,

since we're friends and all.

And as your friend,
I am asking you

to not put me in that position.

If you're involved
in this, get out.

I hear you, Chrissy,
loud and clear.

All right, well, thanks
for stopping by.

See you.

No, I... Just listen to me.

I would never lie
to a police officer.

I mean, the car... We
borrowed it, you know?

And the drugs
definitely were not ours.

The car was in your control;
that equals possession.

You're awfully quiet.

Did you get in touch with Matt?

He's suspended.

Our lawyer is unavailable.

The instinct is to cut
back on the chitchat.

You gonna charge us, or what?

As a violation of
your probation,

I could haul you
to jail right now.

So, why don't you?

We've been keeping
tabs on your friends.

One of them is trafficking over
$2 million a year in narcotics.

We want to know who he is.

Would you settle for a she?

I'm listening.

I don't know her name.

What do you mean, you don't know

her name? You make me so sick.

Of course you know her name.

Oh, you two can bicker, or I
can call your probation officer

and he can haul
you off to county.

Now, you make the decision.

Um... give me an hour.

For now, Maddy can sleep
in the bassinet in our room

and you can stay in the nursery.

Yeah, you'll have Wednesday
and Friday nights off,

as well as all day Sunday.

Any questions?

I don't think so, Mr. Sanders.

- Oh, please call us Steve and Janet.
- Yeah.

I'll try, but I was raised
to respect my elders.

Darby, we're not your elders.

Whe-When did you go to college?

I finished up CU in '98.

You went to CU?

I went to CU.

We probably bumped
trays in the cafeteria.

Maybe.

Huh, what a small world.

Large coffee to go.

Hey.

Good morning.

- Hey, Noah.
- Hey.

Oh, um, Noah, meet,
um, Darby Shahan.

She's Madeline's new nanny.

Darby, this is Noah Hunter.

- A pleasure.
- Yeah.

Why don't I, uh, make myself
Darby's welcoming committee

and I'll take you
out tomorrow night?

There's a great club next door.

Uh, Noah, can, can I
talk to you for a second,

- please?
- Yeah.

Don't even think about it.

I'm just being neighborly.

Yeah, I hear you're being
neighborly all over town.

Look at you.

I am just having fun, Steve.

Remember what it's like
to be young and single?

Yeah, I do, but you know how
long it took us to find Darby?

I can't have you breaking her
heart and sending her packing.

Do you know how sweet
and innocent she is?

Steve, I will behave, I promise.

All right, but I want you
back by 1:00, and no touching,

and you have to stay in
group situations at all times.

Am I making myself clear?

Yes, Grandpa.

He used to live with Steve,

and he dated a really
good friend of ours.

He's really sweet.

You'll have a good time.

I'm already nervous.

Really? Don't be. He
seems like he likes you.

That's not it.

I don't want to make
a fool out of myself.

How would you do that?

I'm a little embarrassed
to talk about this, but...

I wasn't brought up that way.

Well, okay, let me just
make this really clear, okay?

You don't have to do
anything on that date

that you don't want to.

Trust me, I haven't.

Ever.

All right, um, I'll
see you guys later.

Janet. Darby, I will call you.

Okay.

All right.

- Hey.
- What's your problem?

My problem? I
was in jail all night.

One of your friends left

coke in the limo,
and a cop found it.

So how is that my fault?

One of your friends
is dealing it, Noah.

They're not my friends, man.

It's none of my business.

I'm saying it is.
What's her name?

Come on, the girl,
what's her name?

Josie, okay?

The one you slept with.

Her last name.

Come on, Noah, give me the name!

Oliver... Josie Oliver.

You didn't hear it from me.

Not now, Kel.

Dylan, wait.

Donna said she saw
something in the Chronicle.

Were you arrested last night?

- Yeah.
- She said they found

drugs in your car.

Yes, they did. But
I'm not using 'em.

So you can cancel
the intervention, okay?

I'm just here because I care
about what happens to you.

No, Kelly, you're here
'cause I don't want to go to

some stupid group picnic
at the Hollywood sign.

Don't talk to me
that way, Dylan.

Hello.

Hi.

How was the mediation?

Great. Whole thing
took about an hour.

Williams Foods cut Everardo a
check for 10,000 smackeroonies.

Oh.

Chalk one up for the good guys.

Congratulations.

I needed some good
news. I've had a bad day.

- Why, what happened?
- Nothing new.

Dylan was a jerk.

But I don't want to ruin the
moment by talking about him.

- Let's get some coffee.
- Right.

- You know you got a message on your machine here?
- Ooh.

Hey, Kel, it's me. I'm
leaving to meet Jerry.

Such boyfriend potential there.

Anyway, um, I was going
to mail off the store lease,

but noticed you forgot to
date it next to your signature

so I fudged it myself.

Is that illegal? I
don't know. Bye.

What was that all about?

I thought we agreed you
weren't going to sign the lease.

It was a tough decision.

Now how long are you stuck here?

Three years.

Three years?

What about exploring
your options?

I did it for both of us.

No, don't say you
did it for both of us,

because I was very clear
on how I felt about this.

Okay, fine, I did it for me.
I got cold feet. You happy?

No, I'm not happy.

Kelly, until you stop
trying to control things

a-and start having faith that
change isn't such a bad thing,

you know what, you're not
going to be happy either.

I love this place.

It's where my
grandparents got engaged.

Are you kidding?

1947.

He was just back from the war.

Wow.

Want to dance?

I'd love to.

You cheating bastard!

- Kimberly...
- My meeting let out early.

I got home just in time to watch
you pull out of the driveway.

You're seeing someone else?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
He married someone else.

But not for long.

We're through.

That's for lying to me.

And that's for making
me believe in you.

Hey, Chrissy.

Three Williams Foods
employees called

the Bar this afternoon.

Interesting.

Well, uh, I'm late
for an appointment,

so I gotta...

They were looking for referrals

on the heels of a recent
$10,000 settlement.

Your settlement, I presume.

I couldn't drop that client.

There are always other options.

Come on, Chrissy.

Would you have had time to
squeeze in a mediation for a

measly ten grand?

No lawyer around was
gonna take that case.

You violated my trust and
the rules of our profession.

The trust thing I apologize for.

It's not enough. I
have to report you.

I can't believe Chrissy
had your suspension

upped to 60 days.

Say "two months."
It sounds shorter.

She's definitely
off the invite list.

And no more setups for David.

Well, it's not his fault.

Regardless of what
happened to me,

Everardo still keeps his
settlement money, so...

You're a hero.

Keep that in mind
when they print my name

in the Suspensions
and Probations page

of the Bar Journal.

Hmm, what about your clients?

A humiliating letter
will go out to them

in a few days.

They're free to take

their business
elsewhere, if they want to.

They won't.

I'm kinda having a
hard time right now.

All of a sudden, this
group that I've known

for so long is growing up,
and friends are pulling away.

I just want to
yank them back in,

keep everything the
way it was, you know?

Mm-hmm.

I think staying at the
store is a part of that.

Well, if that's what you
need, I'll be supportive.

Mmm, no, I have to grow up, too,

starting with getting
out of that lease.

I've got to talk to
Donna in the morning.

Did you feel that?

What?

Your life just moved ahead.

Kinda scary.

It's like swinging through
the air without a safety net.

Well, stick with me, kid.

You'll learn to love it.

I'm cold.

- You're cold?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, stop it. There's no way

you could have known
Jerry was married.

I am never, ever letting
strange men in my store again.

Why aren't you out
with Chrissy tonight?

After Matt told me
what she did to him,

I really didn't want
to see her again.

Get this: She understood.

You know, some weeping or
begging would have been nice.

Well, I think funny, successful

and athletic are
highly overrated.

Highly. Mm-hmm.

So, what do you want to do?

You want to get some
Chinese food or catch a movie?

I got a better idea.

Oh.

Open up!

Ow!

- You're bad at this. Open up.
- Well, so?

You didn't get 'em.
You didn't get any of 'em.

- None of them at all.
- I don't know if I want...

Fed,

changed and happy.

Is that right, Maddy?

I was talking about us.

You know that Darby,

she's, uh, she's
working out okay.

She's pretty great.

Yeah, if she's so great,

I'm actually rethinking
my stand on cute.

Oh, yeah?

She, uh, picked up a new
dress for her date tonight

at the Beverly Center.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, I had a little
conversation with Noah.

He's aware that the nanny
is to be seen and not touched.

Hmm, thank you.

I don't know why I'm
so protective of her.

Well, Darby's like family.

You've bonded.

Yeah, I guess.

She was so nervous
about her date tonight.

I hope

the Peach Pit After
Dark's not too wild for her.

Hey, we've gotta go.

Oh, no, no, no,
just one more song.

I-I told Steve I'd have
you home by 1:00.

We'll take the limo.

- You have a limo?
- Mm-hmm.

12-person stretch
right out front.

Mm... sounds big.

Yeah, it is.

Then I'd love to see it.

Let's go. Come on.

More bad news for
restaurant owners

in the Southland,
following a local station's

investigative report
on sanitary conditions.

- Yes!
- Inspectors...

Oh, great.

Hey, did I wake you?

- No.
- Oh.

Listen, uh, Noah gave me
the name of the dealer, so...

Was it your girlfriend?

They dropped the charges.

Oh, good, well, that's one
less thing I have to worry about.

What?

Mia Stockman's people called.

I'm off the gym campaign.

What?

Yesterday's Chronicle.

Nice picture, right?

So, what's the big deal?

I'll call the paper, and
they'll print a retraction.

I already thought of
that brilliant idea, Dylan.

I called Mia.

It seems that she's already
given it to Michelle Kwan.

I guess her image is tamer.

More fitness-friendly.

I'll tell you what.
You want a gym?

I will buy you a gym.

- No, you won't.
- Oh, yes, I will.

I've got the money,
you name your price.

You want me to name my price?
I really would like you to stay

out of my life. I mean, for
good this time, you know?

Because as much as
I like having you in it,

you always screw
things up for me.

- Gina...
- No, I'm not getting

sucked back in, Dylan.

Just...

just go away.

Good night.

What the hell are
you doing here?

The maid was
turning down your bed.

I hope you don't mind.

I ate your chocolates.

Why don't you get out?

Cops with search
warrants were by

my sister's apartment
this morning.

Do you know what that means?

Did you hear what I said?

Two kilos of blow went
down the L.A. sewer system.

I heard you pointed
her out, Dylan.

That was a big mistake.

Oh, you were fantastic.

We got to pull it together.
We're two hours late.

- Ah...
- Steve is gonna kill me. He's gonna kill you.

Let's just keep this
between us, okay?

Oh, you better believe it.

- Oh!
- Darby, I gotta tell ya...

that was one heck
of a floor routine.

You're not so
bad yourself, stud.

Oh, my God.

Hey, let's go. Come on.

- Wait. Okay.
- Oh...

Whoo! Hey, come here.

I gotta go. Come on.

Okay.

Well!

Sorry we're late.

Lost a contact lens at the club.

Did you have a nice time, Noah?

Yeah, she's a great girl.

Mm-hmm, well, okay then.

Yes.

Noah! Noah!

You seduced her, didn't ya?

Steve, I didn't...

Oh, come on! Fess up. Fess up.

You got that
I-slept-with-the-nanny look

written all over your face.

Come on. Details, details!

Steve, listen.

I'm listening.

We're driving home, okay?

Yeah?

I'm minding my own business...

- Yeah?
- And she wants

to pull over to the mini mart.

So we do.

She comes back with whipped
cream and chocolate syrup.

Oh!

First thing I'm thinking is,
"Where's the ice cream?"

Yeah, I'm sure
that's the first thing

you're thinking.
Come on! Come on!

Man, we did things in that
limo I have never dreamed of.

She called me Hercules.

She called you Hercules?

Listen, she was a gymnast.

Did you know that?

CU gymnastic team?

Yes.

Did you say chocolate syrup?

And whipped cream, too.

Oh, man, that reminds me
of this girl I knew in school.

Oh, she was out of control!

She gave me this nasty hicky.

It's Darby. Oh, my God.

What?

I did the nanny.

You got problems, buddy.

You really do.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.