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Looks like the newbies
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can't handle lightspeed.
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Allow me to introduce you
to my compatriots.
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Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot.
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Hello. Hi.
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And yours truly,
"Chance" Sureshot!
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Whoa!
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Hm. We're here.
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Whoa!
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That's the Space Tree...
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Home.
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♪
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Whoa.
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Check out all the other domes!
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You left these new recruits
drifting for how long?
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Uh... maybe two days?
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Two days?!
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If you were on time,
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maybe they wouldn't have been
boarded by Reaperbots!
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Real rookie maneuver, Sureshot.
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Now get down and give me 300,
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you miserable
sack of space puke!
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Eh, Yes, sir!
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As for the rest of you,
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welcome to space.
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I'm Colonel Rawls...
insert pleasantries here.
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Hi. Benson here.
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Quick question...
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what is going on?!
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Congrats, new domers.
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You have been selected
to take part
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in the next frontier
in recreation.
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The Spark Initiative!
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Spark...
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Space park!
Shh!
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Our operatives on Earth
determined
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you would be a good fit
for this mission.
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Over the next few months,
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this space station
will be your home.
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You'll train with the best
from around the world.
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Then you'll be sent off
on your own
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to explore pristine
space wilderness.
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So that this can become this!
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After that, you'll go to
the system
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where you'll protect
as you arrive at.
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Uh, that's classified for now.
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So, who's jazzed about this?
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I see one guy who isn't jazzed.
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So, we're being
forced to do this?
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Well, this is purely
a volunteer mission
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to benefit mankind.
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Well, I don't volunteer!
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That's different.
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Why can't Benson see
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that this is gonna be
really cool?
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He's afraid
to try something new.
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The park wouldn't
be the same without him.
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We got to get him on board!
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And this here's the barracks.
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Cool! Bunkbeds!
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Benson, check it out!
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Cool pillows.
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Those pillows
are not cool at all
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and neither is space.
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Actually, Benson,
I hate to disagree,
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but living in space
is the definition of cool.
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I mean, I just got goosebumps
saying that!
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Um, again, basically kidnapped
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and forced to do this.
What's the matter, Benson?
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You can have top bunk
if you want.
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Oh-ho, the top bunk!
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Now I definitely want to
stay in space.
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Muscleman, what about Starla?
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Starla would be proud.
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Besides, I know our love
will stand the test of time.
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Well, Fives, what about Celia?
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Ditto.
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I can't believe you people!
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Those scientists lied to us.
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Mr. Maellard lied to us!
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I want to go home.
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This is gonna be
harder than we thought.
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Thank you all for joining me
on this tour.
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If you look to your left,
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you'll find the Jamaican domers
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doing a little target practice.
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Whoa.
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Benson, did you see
how cool that was?
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Can you believe
we get to use these things?
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Yeah,
that's not a safety hazard.
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And in the simulation room,
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we can program any scenario
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to prepare you for what
you might encounter in space.
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That's pretty wild, huh, Benson?
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Any scenario
you might encounter.
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Think of the possibilities.
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The only scenario
I want to encounter
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is me going back
to my apartment.
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And finally, this is
the food court.
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Domers and pilots alike
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come here to hang out
and swap stories.
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Hey, Benson, check it out!
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All you can eat wings!
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Yeah, they had that
back on Earth.
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And they're probably better too.
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Here's your new jumpsuits.
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They got your names on them.
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Pretty cool, right?
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No, not cool.
Harsh.
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You should keep this, anyway.
I'm not staying.
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You still don't get it?
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You don't think this mission
is important?
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Well, fine.
We don't need you!
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All that matters is
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that we have a team
that wants to be here!
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This seems like
a pretty important mission.
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You don't want
to experience that?
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Come on, Benson,
just stay with us.
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I can't believe you are all
fine with this!
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I mean,
if this is a peaceful mission,
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why do we have to practice
using weapons?
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Why did I have to wear
that fax machine like a jerk
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if you didn't have anything
important for me to do?
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I had a good life,
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and then you
had to drag us up here!
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No more questions!
That's an order!
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Why would I listen to you?
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I'm the Park Manager!
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Well, I'm the Colonel,
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which is about 100 positions
higher than you!
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Are you done?
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Oh, I'm done!
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I'm done with all of this!
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Then go, then!
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We can get a pod back to Earth
for you, quitter!
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Sounds great, I'm out!
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Shoot.
I thought for sure
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that reverse psychology
was gonna work.
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Hey, man, that was messed up.
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You can't do that to our boss.
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You guys better get Benson
on board.
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I think I've got one more idea
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that can get him to stay.
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You can't be serious, Benson.
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You're really gonna give up,
now?
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I've been telling you guys,
for the past two hours,
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you're not gonna change my mind.
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As soon as I finish
this space panini,
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I'm out of here.
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There. I'm done.
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If you really want to go,
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I guess we can't stop you but...
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You should at least watch this
before you leave.
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We all put this video together.
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We think it might change
your mind about staying.
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How did you make this?
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Don't you remember
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that really cool editing bay
we saw on the tour?
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There were so many VCRs!
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I know what this is.
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It's a tape full of
sappy memories
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that are supposed to
convince me to stay,
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show me where I belong.
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Well, it won't work!
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No, Benson, wait!
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You're making a mistake!
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♪
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Sir! Sir!
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Are you responsible
for the park disappearing?
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No! I...
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How do you plan
to reimburse the city
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for all the damages?
What? Uh...
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Sir, what is space food like?
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Do you take it orally or...
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Get away from me!
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Why isn't my key working?
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Why, that apartment's
been vacant for 30 years!
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30 years?
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But I've only been gone
for two days!
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Sorry, did I say years?
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I meant hours...
30 hours.
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We all saw the news
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and assumed
you were in space for good!
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There's some fresh new
college students
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living in there.
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We just drew your face
on this dude's gut.
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Yeah, you look like a loser.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Hey, Benson.
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Um, we get why
you want to go back to Earth,
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but I'm not sure
we were really up front about
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why we wanted you to stay.
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It just wouldn't be the same
without you.
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I won't be able
to keep up with work
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without you
breathing down my neck.
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And who am I gonna have
wing eating contests with, huh?
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I've always appreciated
your no-nonsense attitude
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and dedication to your work.
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It's really inspiring.
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Hey, Benson,
I don't know you very well,
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but I do know
you mean a lot to these guys.
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And I'd like a chance
to get to know you better, too.
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You do have the best chance
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of keeping Rigby
from blowing something up.
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It's true! I already broke
the first camera
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we tried to record this with.
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We all really look up to you,
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but also, you're our friend,
and we'll miss you a lot and...
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All right, you get it,
we'll miss you, so...
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Don't go, all right?
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Yeah, Benson,
we can't do this without you.
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I made a huge mistake.
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I should've stayed in space!
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Aah! I shouldn't have left!
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I shouldn't have left!
I shouldn't have left!
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Aah!
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Benson!
Are you okay?
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You're all here!
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You're so young!
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So this is what it's like
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on the other side.
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On the other side of the door?
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What? No, I was on Earth.
For years.
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Actually, you went
into the holo-simulator.
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Well, it won't work.
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No, Benson, wait!
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You're making a mistake!
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I should've stayed in space!
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You just walked through
the wrong door.
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Oh.
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It seems like a huge design flaw
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to have those rooms
next to each other.
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Man, life on Earth
without you guys
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was pretty terrible.
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So maybe I don't know
what's gonna happen
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or what everything means,
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but, as long as we're together,
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that's enough for me.
You know, Benson,
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there may be
a lot of new stuff going on,
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but we're all the same.
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The park's still the park,
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and you're still our boss.
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Thanks, everyone.
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Is he in?
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Sounds like he's in!
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Welcome to space, everybody!
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Whooooa!
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