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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:20,194 [MUSIC PLAYING] 4 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:27,723 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 5 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:29,176 [DOG BARKING] 6 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,221 [GASPS] 7 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,316 PEANUT BUTTER? 8 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,275 UGH. 9 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:44,365 AND SO IT BEGINS. 10 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,932 UGH! 11 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:49,283 KELCI, SAMMY, BECCA, 12 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:51,198 EVERYBODY UP, WE'RE LATE. 13 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,504 [SMACKING LIPS] 14 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:58,161 [SIGHS] 15 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,163 [LAUGHING] 16 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,165 WHAT?! 17 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,167 GIVE ME THAT. 18 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,387 [SIGHS] 19 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,605 COME ON, MOM! 20 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:08,737 HE LIKES IT! 21 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,043 ALL RIGHT, FINE. HE CAN HAVE 22 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,219 PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES. 23 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,656 YOU GUYS GET DOG FOOD FOR LUNCH. 24 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,745 [SIGHS] 25 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,182 BECCA, HONEY, WAKE UP. RISE AND SHINE. 26 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:21,489 WE'RE LATE. LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 27 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:25,580 OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME! 28 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:26,885 I GOTTA PACK MY SOCCER BAG, AND-- 29 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:30,280 OH, YOU DIDN'T FORGET TO WASH MY JERSEY, DID YOU? 30 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,542 NO, OF COURSE, HONEY, 31 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,240 I DID NOT FORGET TO WASH YOUR JERSEY. 32 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,198 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 33 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,245 LET ME GO GET YOUR-- LET ME GO GET YOUR JERSEY, 34 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:39,985 WHICH I DID NOT FORGET TO WASH. 35 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,813 UGH! 36 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,041 OH, OK. 37 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,217 [SNIFFS] OOF. 38 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,052 PPHHTT. 39 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,708 BECCA, DON'T FORGET YOUR LUNCH. 40 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:07,752 HERE, DID YOU HAVE BREAKFAST? 41 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:08,840 MOM, WHERE'S MY JERSEY? 42 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:10,190 OH, HERE. 43 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,235 FRESHLY-LAUNDERED JERSEY COMING UP. 44 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,237 I DON'T NEED THE HANGER. 45 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:17,240 I HAVE AN EARLY GAME TODAY, OK? AND IT'S YOUR TURN TO BE SNACK MOM-- 46 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,720 YES, I KNOW, I KNOW. 47 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,504 SO PLEASE DON'T BE LATE.I KNOW, I KNOW. 48 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:23,072 SAMMY, HEY, MISTER, I SEE THAT, I SEE THAT. 49 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:25,117 HERE, TAKE THIS.I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 50 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,076 JUST GO. 51 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,166 HEY, MOM, 52 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,994 [INDISTINCT] DRINKING COFFEE. 53 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,343 HEY, HEY, OFF! 54 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:36,216 DOWN! BAD DOG. OUT. 55 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,608 KELCI, MOVE IT, YOU'RE LATE TO SCHOOL. 56 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,349 FINE! 57 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,351 [SIGHS] 58 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:43,397 EH. 59 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,139 Boy: STRETCH OUT, YOU GUYS. 60 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:50,273 ♪ AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED ♪ 61 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:53,363 ♪ AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE ME ♪ 62 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:57,237 ♪ I'VE GOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪ 63 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,196 ♪ I'VE SPENT MORE GREEN THAN YOUR FAMILY TREE ♪ 64 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,677 ♪ I WANT MORE 65 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:08,030 ♪ JUST GIVE ME MORE 66 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,511 ♪ I WANT MORE 67 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:15,864 ♪ JUST GIVE ME MO-OR-OR-RE 68 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,474 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] 69 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:20,347 SO WHO'S BUTT ARE WE KICKING TODAY? 70 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:22,262 MAR VISTA. 71 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,613 IS MY MAKE-UP NATURAL ENOUGH FOR SOCCER? 72 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,049 IT'S FINE. 73 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:29,312 OH, AND, DARLING, IF WE LOSE TODAY, 74 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:32,315 YOU'RE STILL MY DAUGHTER. 75 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:36,580 IT'LL JUST BE A--A LITTLE HARDER TO LOVE YOU. 76 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,408 THAT'S FAIR. 77 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,543 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 78 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,066 OK, GIRLS. 79 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:46,503 WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT STRENGTHS IN LIFE. 80 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:48,636 MINE ARE GOURMET COOKING, 81 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,247 THAI MASSAGE, AND COACHING SOCCER. 82 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,336 UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, 83 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:56,905 NONE OF YOUR STRENGTHS ARE PLAYINGSOCCER. 84 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,081 NO. NOW, WE KNOW THAT, 85 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,170 IN SPITE OF ALL OF MY EFFORTS, 86 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,912 WE'RE GOING TO LOSE TODAY. 87 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:06,306 OH, YES. THESE MALIBU GIRLS 88 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:09,309 OUTPLAY US ON EVERY LEVEL. NOW, THERE'S ONLY 89 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,441 ONE THING FOR US TO DO.FORFEIT? 90 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:14,923 EH, I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE WE GOT HERE. 91 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:18,056 IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE STRANGE IF WE JUST UP AND LEFT. 92 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:21,495 NO. WHAT YOU GIRLS ARE REALLY GOOD AT 93 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:25,325 IS LOSING GRACEFULLY, HUH? 94 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:26,413 OH, THANKS, COACH. 95 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:27,936 I'M GONNA BE THE BEST LOSER I CAN BE. 96 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,459 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, BECCA. 97 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,113 THAT'S THE WAY TO BE A WINNER... 98 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,028 AT LOSING. 99 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,595 Girl: KEEP IT GOING, KEEP IT GOING! 100 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,640 YOU GUYS NEED TO FOCUS, COME ON. 101 00:05:36,684 --> 00:05:39,121 [SCOFFS] OH, MY GOD. 102 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,123 I KNEW SOMETHING SMELLED WEIRD. 103 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,386 WOW, TIFFANY, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. 104 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,257 I THOUGHT YOUR MOM ATE HER YOUNG. 105 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:46,433 THAT'S SO NOT TRUE. 106 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:49,392 TIFFANY'S MOM HARDLY EATS ANYTHING. 107 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:52,177 AT LEAST MY MOM'S HERE. 108 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:55,572 THOSE ARE NOT VERY NICE GIRLS. 109 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:58,009 BUT THEY ARE TERRIFIC SOCCER PLAYERS. 110 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:00,229 [MUSIC PLAYING] 111 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:03,145 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 112 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:04,886 I HAVE TO GET THE PHONE. 113 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:07,976 HAIR STUDIO, THIS IS WENDY. 114 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,152 YES, MS. HUMPERDINK. 115 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:13,024 OK, I'LL PUT YOU DOWN WITH HARRY AT 3:00. 116 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,418 THANKS. SEE YOU THEN. BYE. 117 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,552 YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS NEW LOOK. 118 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:21,163 DOES IT COME WITH A NEW HOUSE, A NEW CAR, 119 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,730 A NEW TUCKUS? 120 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,253 ALL THE ABOVE. BUT FIRST, 121 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,864 I DO YOUR ROOTS.DEAL. 122 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:29,650 YEARS DOING SPECIAL EFFECTS, AND THEY WANT ME TO INTERVIEW, 123 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:32,043 FOR A MEASLY LITTLE SPLASH AND SPLATTER FILM. 124 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:36,004 LIKE I COULDN'T DO AN ARTERIAL SPRAY WITH MY EYES CLOSED. 125 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,789 OH, HARRY, I JUST WISH YOU KNEW HOW TO MAKE A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE. 126 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,052 WELL, I TOLD THEM TO TAKE THEIR JOB AND SHOVE IT 127 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:42,706 RIGHT UP THEIR--FAMILY BUSINESS. 128 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,447 EXACTLY. I MEAN, GET A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP, 129 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:45,927 FOR GOD SAKE, IF ALL YOU WANT IS BLOOD. 130 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,232 YOU ARE AN ARTIST! 131 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,365 EXACTLY. I AMAN ARTIST. 132 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,540 HERE WE GO. 133 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:53,151 I CAN TRANSFORM. I CAN CREATE. 134 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,892 I CAN-- 135 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,328 All: TERRIFY! 136 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:57,460 AH, THANK YOU.YES, WE KNOW. 137 00:06:57,504 --> 00:07:00,245 BUT FIRST, YOUR 11:00 IS HERE. 138 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:04,685 OH, BLESS HER. 139 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:07,122 WELL, SOME TRANSFORMATIONS ARE MORE CHALLENGING THAN OTHERS. 140 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,558 COME ON, DAVIES. 141 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:10,255 GAME TIME. 142 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:12,344 GAME TIME? 143 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,911 BECCA'S EARLY GAME! 144 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:15,086 OH, I SUCK SO BAD. 145 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,610 WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 146 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,089 CAN YOU MAN THE PHONES? I GOTTA GO. 147 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:19,656 WAIT, WAIT, AT LEAST LET ME JUST-- 148 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,919 RINSE YOU OUT! 149 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,312 [HORN HONKS] 150 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:25,575 [GIRLS CHEERING] 151 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:28,230 COME ON, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 152 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,579 YEAH, COME ON, BACK UP THE OTHER WAY. 153 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,494 REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID-- BE THE BALL, BE THE BALL. 154 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:34,454 OH! YEAH, THERE GOES THE BALL. 155 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:37,065 [CROWD CHEERING] 156 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,719 OH, THAT IS SO DISAPPOINTING! 157 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,982 [CROWD CHEERING] 158 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,290 OK, THAT'S RIGHT, BECCA. 159 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:47,510 YEAH, DO WHAT YOU DO BEST. 160 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,338 BETTER, BETTER! 161 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,559 ♪ YEAH, HEY, HEY 162 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:55,126 YES, YES, YES, YES! 163 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,347 OH, FANTASTIC RUN, BECCA! 164 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,609 FANTASTIC RUN! 165 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:01,437 [WHISTLES] 166 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:06,268 GOOD JOB, LAURIE! ALL RIGHT, KIM! 167 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:07,574 [WHISTLES] 168 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:10,533 YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT OUT THERE! WHOO! 169 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,362 HEY, WOMAN. OH, HEY. 170 00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:14,885 YOUR GIRL'S DOIN' REAL GOOD TODAY. 171 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,147 YEAH? MM-HMM. 172 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,279 WHAT'S THE SCORE? 173 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:18,280 HEH, IT'S NOT PRETTY. 174 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:20,195 OH. WHAT? 175 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:21,979 UM... 176 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,504 OH, GOD. OH, GOD, I THOUGHT I GOT ALL OF THOSE. 177 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:26,201 YEAH, THAT'S NOTHING. THE OTHER DAY, 178 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,550 I FOUND A CHEETO IN MY BRA. 179 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:29,509 YEAH, DID YOU EAT IT?[SCOFFS] WHAT DO YOU THINK? 180 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,902 THAT'S IT, LAURIE! 181 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:33,469 ALL RIGHT, BECCA! 182 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,211 [REFEREE WHISTLES] 183 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,126 Girl: GOOD GOING! 184 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:40,258 OW! 185 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,346 [CROWD BOOING] 186 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,740 [WHISTLES] 187 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,481 Girl: AW, MAN! 188 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,789 OH. 189 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:52,270 WHAT A SHAME. SOMEBODY GOT A RED CARD. 190 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,578 AT LEAST SHE'S GETTING DISCIPLINE SOMEWHERE. 191 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:59,147 'CAUSE YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT GETTING IT AT HOME. 192 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,454 OH, SPEAKING OF NOT GETTING IT AT HOME, 193 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,761 DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CHERYL AND HER AROMATHERAPIST? 194 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,458 [CHUCKLES] 195 00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:09,026 [SCOFFS] 196 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,115 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO A WOMAN 197 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,205 WHO GETS FAT FROM BUTT INJECTED INTO HER FACE! 198 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,859 OH, DEE DEE. 199 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,645 YOU'RE RAISING 3 KIDS WITHOUT A DADDY, AND DOING A GOOD JOB. 200 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:19,994 BECCA'S JUST HAVING A BAD DAY. 201 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,778 IT'S NOT JUST HER GETTING RED FLAGGED. 202 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,258 CARDED. 203 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,216 IT'S NOT JUST HER GETTING RED CARDED, IT'S EVERYTHING. 204 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,610 SHE GETS "Us" ON HER REPORT CARD NOW. 205 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,743 LAST WEEK SHE GOT DETENTION FOR FIGHTING. 206 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,222 DID SHE WIN? 207 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,094 [SIGHS] AND HER THERAPIST, WHICH, 208 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,617 BY THE WAY, I CANNOT AFFORD, 209 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,358 SAYS THAT SHE'S AT A CROSSROADS, 210 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,795 AND, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER ROAD SHE HEADS DOWN, 211 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,362 I'M AFRAID SHE MIGHT NEVER COME BACK. 212 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,929 I JUST... 213 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,974 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL, YOU KNOW? 214 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,846 COME HERE. 215 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,201 HEY, GOOD WORK OUT THERE. 216 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,857 CHEER UP, GIRLS. 217 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,294 YOU ONLY LOST BY... 6 GOALS. 218 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:04,168 WHAT ARE YOU, TEXTING THEM A PEP TALK? 219 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,866 I MEAN, I'M NO COACH, BUT THOSE GIRLS, 220 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,564 THEY JUST ENDURED AN INNING OF TORTURE OUT THERE! 221 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,696 THEY'RE CALLED "HALVES." 222 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,262 WELL, WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED, 223 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,612 WHY DON'T YOU WALK OVER TO YOUR TEAM 224 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,831 AND GIVE THEM A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT? 225 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,659 HOW'S ABOUT YOU STICK TO BRINGING JUICE BOXES 226 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,400 AND CHEERING AT THE WRONG TIME, 227 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:22,099 AND LEAVE THE COACHING TO SOMEONE WHO WAS CAPTAIN OF HIS SOCCER TEAM 228 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,624 HIS FIFTH AND SIXTH YEARS OF JUNIOR COLLEGE. 229 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,147 WHAT, THEY WOULDN'T GIVE YOU A SEVENTH YEAR? 230 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,714 NO. IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. 231 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,020 HEY. HE MAY BE TERRIBLE, 232 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,196 BUT YOU THINK PLAYING ZONE IS LIKE SOME NEW DIET, 233 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,589 SO COULD YOU MAYBE BUTT OUT PLEASE? 234 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,112 OK, MAYBE I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT COACHING SOCCER-- 235 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,679 COACHING SOCCER? LAST TIME YOU WERE SNACK MOM, 236 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:38,638 YOU BROUGHT A PACK OF GUM 237 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,422 AND HALF A ROLL OF LIFESAVERS. 238 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,858 WELL, THAT WAS ALL I HAD IN MY PURSE. 239 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,207 LOOK, I JUST THINK YOU GIRLS DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT. 240 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,688 WELL, WE HAD BETTER, AND THEN HE DIED. 241 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,648 YOU CAN'T REPLACE HIM, SO JUST STOP TRYING, OK? 242 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,823 OH, SWEETHEART-- 243 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,129 THIS ISN'T A HALLMARK MOMENT, MOM. 244 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,698 [SIGHS] 245 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,093 [MUSIC PLAYING] 246 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:02,662 ♪ I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES 247 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:06,230 ♪ TO MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL 248 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,714 ♪ I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES 249 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:16,850 ♪ TO MAKE YOU SMILE 250 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:21,985 ♪ AND I WANT YOU TO SEE 251 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:26,294 ♪ WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER ♪ 252 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,688 ♪ SOMEDAY 253 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,125 ♪ YOU SAY YOU'LL COME AROUND ♪ 254 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:35,303 ♪ BUT I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE, BABY ♪ 255 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,609 ♪ YOU SAY... 256 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,133 OH, HEY, SWEETIE. 257 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,135 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU UP. 258 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,789 I WAS JUST, UH... 259 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:46,140 KNEW YOUR DAD LOVED COACHING YOU. 260 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,360 IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT HIM. 261 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,275 YEAH, I KNOW. 262 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,714 NOTHING IS, IS IT? 263 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,891 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE. I WANT TO QUIT THE TEAM. 264 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,283 WHAT? 265 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:02,025 NO, YOU LOVE SOCCER. IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 266 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,158 RIGHT... 267 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,769 I'M SO HAPPY. 268 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:16,779 ♪ AND IT'S HARD AS IT SEEMS ♪ 269 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,781 ♪ THIS IS NOT GONNA BE 270 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,914 BECCA SAYS SHE'S GONNA QUIT THE TEAM. 271 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,219 YEAH, RIGHT. 272 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,786 AND I'M GONNA STOP WATCHING MY NEIGHBOR 273 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,919 MOWING HIS GRASS WITH HIS SHIRT OFF. 274 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,964 YOU DON'T QUIT WHAT YOU LOVE. 275 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,271 I THINK SHE'S SERIOUS. 276 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,881 THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE. 277 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,491 YEAH. 278 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,319 SOCCER'S THE ONLY THING THAT MEANS ANYTHING TO HER ANYMORE. 279 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,451 IF SHE QUITS THAT, WHAT ELSE IS THERE? 280 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,801 [SIGHS] 281 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,890 YOU KNOW DAD COULDN'T MISS THIS FOR NOTHING. 282 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,283 OH, NO. 283 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:45,416 HE'S NOT HERE. 284 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,160 THIS IS NOT HIS VISITATION DAY! 285 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,249 WENDY.WALLY. 286 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,163 DEE. 287 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,556 IT'S FRIDAY, WALLY. 288 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,167 FRIDAY. NOT SATURDAY. 289 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,256 WE WORKED OUT A SCHEDULE 290 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,997 SO THAT YOU COULD SEE LAURIE 291 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,216 AND I WOULD NOT HAVE TO SEE YOU. 292 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,784 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT? 293 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,134 YOU LOOK GOOD, BABY.ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU. 294 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,353 OK, FANTASTIC. 295 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:12,313 DON'T EVEN TRY IT.[WHISTLES] 296 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,749 HUDDLE UP. 297 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,099 I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 298 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,623 SOME MIGHT SAY LIFE-CHANGING. 299 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,277 UH, COACH, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY. 300 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,844 BECCA, PLEASE. 301 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,325 DON'T YOU TRY AND STOP ME. 302 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:29,243 YOU KNOW, GIRLS, LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. 303 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,461 SOMETIMES IT'S BITTER, 304 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,202 SOMETIMES IT'S SWEET. 305 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,509 SOMETIMES IT'S BITTERSWEET. 306 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:37,251 THE POINT IS, AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, 307 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:40,994 MY DAY JOB IS AS A CRUCIAL MEMBER 308 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,691 OF THE SCORES SPORTS TEAM. 309 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,650 I AM QUITE LITERALLY THE GLUE 310 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,827 THAT HOLDS THE CLOTHING LINE TOGETHER. 311 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,219 DOESN'T HE JUST SUPPLY THE ZIPPERS? 312 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,309 VERY QUIET, PLEASE. VERY QUIET. 313 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,357 NOW, I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED 314 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,489 I'M BEING TRANSFERRED TO MILAN. 315 00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,839 AFTER SATURDAY, 316 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,971 I WON'T BE HERE TO COACH THE TEAM. 317 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,669 AND THAT'S THE BITTER CHOCOLATE. 318 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,455 NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW 319 00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:11,633 THAT LORENZO VINCENZO IS A BRILLIANT SUPERSTAR 320 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:16,072 WITH ITALY'S GREAT NATIONALE ITALIANO SOCCER TEAM. 321 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,900 OR HE WAS, 322 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,207 UNTIL A KNEE INJURY FORCED HIM TO RETIRE. 323 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,209 LORENZO THE GREAT?!ONE IN THE SAME. 324 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,601 NOW, I MET LORENZO 325 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,300 ON A COMPANY RETREAT. WE BONDED. 326 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,128 AND BECAUSE I... 327 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,608 IMPRESSED HIM SO MUCH 328 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,437 THAT HE WOULD BE HONORED... 329 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:36,440 TO COACH MY TEAM FOR ME. 330 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:39,095 LORENZO VINCENZO IS COMING?! 331 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,096 HE'S COACHING US?! 332 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,794 UNTIL REGIONALS. UNTIL REGIONALS, 333 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,361 AND THEN HE HAS TO START A PROMOTIONAL TOUR. 334 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,798 WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?! 335 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:47,799 I MEAN... 336 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,149 WHEN IS HE COMING? 337 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,498 SUNDAY. 338 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,109 [ALL SCREAMING] 339 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,200 THAT WOULD BE THE DAY AFTER SATURDAY. 340 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,375 [GIRLS ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 341 00:14:58,419 --> 00:14:59,811 OH, MY GOD! LET'S HAVE A WELCOME PARTY. 342 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,335 WE CAN DO IT AT MY PLACE, RIGHT, MOM? 343 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,119 A WELCOME PARTY? DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE STILL ON THE TEAM-- 344 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,295 WE CAN HAVE THE PARTY, RIGHT, MOM? 345 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,731 OH, WELL, OF COURSE. 346 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,255 I JUST CLEANED LAST CHRISTMAS, SO-- 347 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,691 AWESOME! 348 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,475 AND MY MOM CAN COOK!OH, GREAT! 349 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,173 HA HA! 350 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,957 OH, MY GOD, LORENZO'S COMING! 351 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,568 I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP OR FAINT OR BOTH! 352 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:18,874 [BOTH GIGGLE] 353 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,180 OH, MY GOD! 354 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,095 THANK YOU, VINCENZO LORENZO! 355 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,835 I THINK YOU MEAN LORENZO VINCENZO. 356 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,315 OH, WHATEVER! 357 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,403 [GIRLS CHEERING] 358 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,839 THOSE POOR GUYS. 359 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,320 THEY ARE GONNA REALLY MISS ME. 360 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,366 LORENZO VINCENZO'S COMING? 361 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,978 I AM SO EXCITED I-I JUST MIGHT THROW UP. 362 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,371 THERE'S A LOT OF THAT GOING ON. 363 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,850 OH, UH, DON'T WORRY, IF HE HURLS ON YOU, 364 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,331 YOU GET A 10% DISCOUNT. 365 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,680 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 366 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,508 I MEAN, A GENUINE SUPERSTAR WILL BE TEACHING THEM. 367 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,120 THIS IS LIFE-CHANGING. I AM SO JEALOUS. 368 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,209 I CAN PROBABLY GET YOU ON THE TEAM, HOT SHOT. 369 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,340 THINK YOU CAN FIT YOURSELF 370 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,689 INTO A PAIR OF JUNIOR GIRL'S SHORTS? 371 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,648 FOR LORENZO, I'D EAT MY SHORTS. 372 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:56,172 YOU HAVE GOT TO INTRODUCE ME TO VINCENZO. 373 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,653 HE'S YOUR TYPE?HE'S EVERYBODY'S TYPE. 374 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,916 WELL, WHETHER OR NOT HE'S MY TYPE, 375 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,918 I WAS CHOSEN TO PICK HIM UP AT HIS HOTEL. 376 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,529 WELL THEN, YOU ARE PICKING UP A LIVING LEGEND. 377 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,009 HE WAS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER IN EUROPE 378 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,358 TILL HE GOT INJURED. 379 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,446 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO INTO SOCCER. 380 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,144 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HUGE INTO SOCCER. 381 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,102 I PLAYED A TON WHEN I WAS YOUNG. 382 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,670 THEN OF COURSE I REALIZED YOU CAN'T EXACTLY PLAYING THE RENT 383 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,802 PLAYING INTRAMURAL SPORTS, 384 00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,195 SO, UH, I GAVE IT UP. 385 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:22,198 I CRIED LIKE A BABY WHEN HE RUINED HIS KNEE. 386 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,026 YOU ALSO CRIED LIKE A BABY WHEN THEY TOOK FRIENDSOFF THE AIR. 387 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,507 YES, BECAUSE THAT WAS SAD. 388 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,813 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 389 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,866 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 390 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,868 Man: HEY, IS THAT LORENZO VINCENZO? 391 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,261 ♪ THERE ARE NO WORDS TO COME FROM ♪ 392 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,480 ♪ BUT THEY SURE DO COME 393 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,091 ♪ LA LA LA 394 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,093 ♪ LA LA LA 395 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,051 HEY, LORENZO! LORENZO, RIGHT HERE! 396 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,748 CAN WE GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?YOU'RE OUR FAVORITE PLAYER! 397 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:51,749 AH, OK. 398 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:54,926 AHA. OK, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? SEAN. 399 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,537 YOUR NUMBER ONE 400 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,843 FAVORITE HERO, 401 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,498 LORENZO VINCENZO. 402 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,239 THAT'S A'ME. 403 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,111 YOU LIKE THIS, HUH? I SIGN YOUR SHIRT. 404 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,286 IT'S A BIG "L", THERE'S A BIG "V." 405 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,027 THERE'S MY INITIALS, THERE'S MY NUMBER. 406 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,159 CIAO. GOD BLESS.THANK YOU. 407 00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,204 CIAO.BYE. YOU'RE COOL. 408 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,293 UH, MR. VINCENZO?SI. 409 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,816 HI, I'M WENDY HANDLER. 410 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,340 WENDY. HELLO. OK, WENDY. 411 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,038 YOUR NAME... 412 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,822 THIS IS MY CELL NUMBER. 413 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,085 LORENZO, HE LIKES SOME COMPANY, HUH? 414 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,608 I'M THERE. 415 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,175 WELL, IF YOU LIKE COMPANY, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 416 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,178 I KNOW 13 GIRLS WHO CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. 417 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,788 13... 418 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,399 GIRLS? 419 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,357 GOD BLESS AMERICA. 420 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,446 THEY ARE SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO COACH THEM. 421 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,753 A COACH. 422 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,798 THESE GIRLS, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO-- 423 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,887 OH, NO, NO, NO. LET ME START OVER. 424 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,498 THESE ARE 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS, 425 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,675 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE COACHING THEM SOCCER. 426 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,590 SOCCER? 427 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:50,939 AH, NO. 428 00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,288 NO, LORENZO DOES NOT COACH 429 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,595 THE LITTLE GIRL'S SOCCER, NO. 430 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:57,293 BUT--WELL, COACH KENNY TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD. 431 00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,816 KENNY FROM SCORES SPORTS. ZIPPER KENNY. 432 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,340 ZIPPER! AH, SI, SI. 433 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,168 I KNOW THIS-- THIS, AH, KENNY YOU SPEAK OF. 434 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,213 HE'S, AH, STUPIDO. 435 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,259 OH, SI, SI, VERY STUPIDO. 436 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,565 I TELL HIM SI, SI, SI, TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY. 437 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,784 WAIT, OH, NO! 438 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,002 WAIT, SO--STOP! 439 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,353 SO THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE COACHING THEM? 440 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:14,571 I'M GONNA HAVE AN ENTIRE TEAM OF GIRLS 441 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,138 WHO ARE GOING TO BE SO DISAPPOINTED! 442 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,793 MY OWN DAUGHTER WILL BE DEVASTATED! 443 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,011 TOO BAD... 444 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,100 SO SAD. 445 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,580 WAIT, NO, LORENZO! 446 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,322 STOP! I'LL DO ANYTHING! 447 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,111 ANYTHING? 448 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,158 EHH... 449 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,162 OK, LORENZO HAVE AN IDEA. 450 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,252 FIRST, WE START WITH THE SQUEEZE... 451 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,602 [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 452 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,040 AH, BENE. 453 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:53,262 SO WE NEED TO GET THE SADDLE AND THE MAID'S UNIFORM. 454 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,528 THE SLAP OF LOVE. 455 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,096 IT'S VERY NICE. 456 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,316 UGH, STOP IT, STOP IT! 457 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,144 Woman: GET THOSE BAGS OUT OF HERE. 458 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,320 NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY AMERICAN. 459 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,234 MAN, YOU KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME! 460 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,192 SHE TRIED TO KILL--OW! 461 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,195 OH, MY KNEE! 462 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,544 OH! CAN I HELP YOU-- 463 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,590 GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY AMERICAN WOMAN! 464 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,244 I JUST WANT TO HELP. 465 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,332 NO, NO, NO. THIS WOMAN'S-- 466 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,985 AH, AH, AH! 467 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,596 I--SO DOES THIS MEAN 468 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,206 YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT COACHING? 469 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,208 CLOSER. 470 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,905 CLOSER. YES? 471 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,778 NO! I'M NOT COACHING![GASPS] 472 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,130 [SIGHS] 473 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 474 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,004 [SIGHS][RING] 475 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,398 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 476 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,791 HI, SWEETIE. 477 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,185 WHERE ARE YOU? IS HE WITH YOU? 478 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,099 NO, HONEY, I'M AFRAID HE'S NOT. 479 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,493 I KNEW IT. 480 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,800 I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 481 00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:53,844 PLEASE DON'T TALK THAT WAY. 482 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,759 WHAT WAY? DON'T TALK ABOUT REALITY? 483 00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,197 I KNEW HE WOULDN'T COME. 484 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,242 I REALLY, REALLY WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN, 485 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:03,114 AND THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST CLUE IT NEVER WOULD. 486 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:06,466 [SCOFFS] NOTHING WORKS OUT FOR ME ANYMORE. 487 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,598 IT SEEMS LIKE AFTER DAD DIED, 488 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,732 EVERYTHING'S JUST A BIG NOTHING. 489 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:17,259 UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 490 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,218 [SIGHS] HELLO? 491 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,090 MOM, HELLO? 492 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,570 MOM, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? 493 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,875 WHAT? YES, YES. 494 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,268 OF COURSE I'M-- OF COURSE I'M LISTENING. 495 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,488 IT'S JUST--I DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET. 496 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:31,273 [SCOFFS] BIG SURPRISE. 497 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,666 YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME. 498 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,277 OH, OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT YOU. 499 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,280 I JUST DON'T SEE WHY YOU CAN'T WAIT A FEW MORE HOURS. 500 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,717 A FEW HOURS? WAIT, HE'S COMING? 501 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,415 WELL, DUH, HE'S COMING. 502 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,286 OF COURSE HE'S-- I DIDN'T SAY HE WASN'T COMING. 503 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,854 HE'S JUST--HE'S NOT AT THE HOTEL YET, YOU KNOW. 504 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,769 HIS FLIGHT WAS DELAYED. IT WAS SO DELAYED, YOU KNOW, 505 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,423 ONE OF THE WINGS FELL OFF. 506 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,598 OH, MY GOD, IS HE OK? 507 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,469 NO, I MEAN, IT WASN'T AN IMPORTANT WING. 508 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,079 IT WAS, UH, A BACK WING, YOU KNOW-- 509 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,255 HE'S COMING! 510 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,213 [ALL CHEERING]I JUST GOTTA GO-- 511 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,867 OK, I GOTTA GO, BYE! 512 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,740 A WING FELL OFF?! 513 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,481 AND THEN DR. PHIL SAYS, 514 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,831 "LADY, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND STOP LYIN'!" 515 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,572 EXCUSE ME. WE'VE GOTTA TALK. 516 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,618 I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A GREAT DR. PHIL STORY. 517 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,010 I'M SURE. COME ON. 518 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,534 WHICH--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, ALL RIGHT? 519 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:15,883 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 520 00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,319 THE DUNGEON. WE NEED HARRY FOR THIS. 521 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,321 HARRY--FOR WHAT? 522 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,236 WH--WHAT?! 523 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,151 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 524 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,153 TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 525 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,721 I NEED TO LOOK LIKE HIM. 526 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,332 AH. 527 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,421 YOU KNOW, WENDY, THERE ARE A LOT OF 528 00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,554 GREAT ANTI-PSYCHOTICS OUT ON THE MARKET TODAY-- 529 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,033 NO, NO, YOU AND HARRY NEED TO HELP ME BE HIM. 530 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,600 MANY WITH ONLY MILD SIDE EFFECTS. 531 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,210 I'M NOT KIDDING. 532 00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:40,429 NAUSEA, DRY MOUTH. SHH! 533 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,736 [KNOCKING]Harry: ENTER. 534 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,265 GREETINGS, MY LOVELIES. 535 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,441 WHAT BRINGS YOU TO MY LITTLE LAIR? 536 00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:53,964 MMM. 537 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:56,663 LORENZO VINCENZO. 538 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:59,361 PLEASE, HARRY. MEETING LORENZO 539 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,363 MEANS THE WORLD TO BECCA, AND I JUST--I CAN'T 540 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,409 WATCH HER BE DISAPPOINTED AGAIN. 541 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,540 OH, COME ON. 542 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,194 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 543 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:08,109 WELL, IF ANYONE CAN DO IT, HARRY CAN. 544 00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:10,198 HMM.WHEN YOU TURNED 545 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,809 BROOKE SHIELDS INTO A ZOMBIE FOR HELP, MY STEP MOM'S A ZOMBIE, 546 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:15,203 I MEAN, SHE WAS UTTERLY UNRECOGNIZABLE. 547 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,031 REALLY? I ALWAYS THOUGHT 548 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,293 THE BRAIN MATTER WAS A LITTLE TOO SPONGY. 549 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,251 OH, YOU'RE CRAZY. 550 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,253 YOU'RE CRAZY! WENDY, YOU CAN'T FOOL YOUR DAUGHTER 551 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:23,603 AND HER ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM! 552 00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,256 YEAH, HE'S GOT A POINT THERE, LOVE. 553 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,346 MONSTERS ARE EASY. PEOPLE ARE HARD. 554 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,391 BUT WHEN WE WORKED TOGETHER ON BROADWAY-- 555 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:32,176 BUT TURNING YOU INTO A CAT 556 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:35,266 IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN--THAN PASSING YOU OFF AS A MAN 557 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:37,051 UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL! 558 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,052 COME ON. MM-HMM. 559 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,401 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 560 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,534 I MEAN, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 561 00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,536 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLOOD AND GUTS? 562 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,320 WHAT, IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG! 563 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,062 WELL, MAYBE NOT IN YEARS, BUT YOU ARE GETTING OLDER. 564 00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:50,194 I MEAN, PEOPLE LOSE A LITTLE SOMETHING. 565 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,414 YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST FORGET I EVER SAID ANYTHING. 566 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,939 SO THANK YOU ANYWAY, AND I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT WORK. 567 00:22:55,983 --> 00:23:00,248 JUST STOP THERE ONE MOMENT, YOU LITTLE...MINX. 568 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:02,642 HMM. 569 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:03,991 I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING TO YOU 570 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,166 THAT MY FATHER SAID TO ME 571 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,776 MANY, MANY YEARS AGO. 572 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,083 GET OUT?NO, BEFORE THAT. 573 00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:11,128 I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A MAN 574 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:14,044 IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. 575 00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,132 HARRY! 576 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:18,266 THANK YOU, HARRY! OH! 577 00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:20,834 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BE ANOTHER... ♪ 578 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:22,923 [LINE RINGING] 579 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,321 OH, YEAH.[CELL PHONE RINGS] 580 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:31,540 ANSWER.[GASPS] 581 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:34,238 IT'S BECCA.[RINGS] 582 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:36,719 HELLO?Becca: MOM? 583 00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,200 HI, HONEY. YEAH, I'M AT THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW. 584 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,117 I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU. 585 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,337 WHAT? 586 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:47,643 [IMITATING GIRL] WHY, DADDY, THERE YOU ARE! 587 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:48,557 [IMITATING GIRL] GRANDFATHER, I WAS-- 588 00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:50,211 SWEETIE, I TOLD YOU I'D CALL 589 00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:52,387 THE MINUTE HIS PLANE LANDED, DIDN'T I? 590 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,824 CAN HE HURRY UP? I MEAN, EVERYBODY'S ALREADY EATING. 591 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,478 RELAX, I'M ALMOST DONE. 592 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:57,827 DONE? 593 00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:59,394 YOU KNOW, I'M ALMOST DONE PICKING HIM UP. 594 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,482 THAT'S--THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 595 00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:01,875 YOU KNOW, HIS PLANE HAS ALMOST LANDED. 596 00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:04,268 SO I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN JUST A LITTLE BIT, THEN. 597 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:05,922 OK, BYE. 598 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,535 [MUSIC PLAYING] 599 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,806 ♪ IT'S ALL GOOD 600 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:21,895 ♪ WHEN YOU'LL BE MINE 601 00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:24,071 ♪ JUST LOOK AT ME NOW 602 00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:29,119 ♪ BABY, I CAN GO ALL NIGHT 603 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,342 ♪ I'M AS FAST AS A SHARK 604 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,257 ♪ AND YOU CAN'T CATCH ME 605 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,650 ♪ YOU LOOK SO GOOD 606 00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:42,306 ♪ YOU KNOW I'M BAD AS BAD CAN BE ♪ 607 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,704 ♪ I'M A MODERN MAN 608 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:51,315 ♪ LET ME BE YOUR BOY TOY 609 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,360 ♪ MODERN MAN 610 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,275 ♪ LET ME BE YOUR BOY TOY 611 00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,582 PHHHT. WOW. 612 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,019 AMAZING. 613 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:00,847 DOES IT REALLY WORK? 614 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,239 OH, YEAH. 615 00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:03,545 YOU ARE A GENIUS. 616 00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,373 TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. 617 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,854 CARGO PANTS ARE OUT. 618 00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:14,643 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 619 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:33,183 [CLEARING THROAT] 620 00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:35,142 Girl: OH, WOW! 621 00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:36,839 [IMITATING LORENZO] SO COACH LORENZO, HE GOT THE QUESTION, 622 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:39,407 IF YOU'RE SO HAPPY YOU'RE GETTING A NEW COACH, 623 00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:41,191 HOW COME I NO GET A HANDSHAKE 624 00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:45,195 OR A SINGLE, "HELLO, COACH LORENZO." 625 00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:46,501 Girls: HELLO, COACH LORENZO. 626 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,372 AH, BENE, THIS IS MORE LIKE 627 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,331 THE WELCOME I EXPECTING. 628 00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:52,899 HELLO, LISA. OH, YES, WOW, BEC. 629 00:25:52,942 --> 00:25:54,204 HOW EXCITING. YES. 630 00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:55,989 PRETTY LADIES. 631 00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:57,294 HI, HI, HI. 632 00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:59,209 HE LOOKS LIKE AL PACINO. 633 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:02,125 OR THE BURGER KING GUY. 634 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,474 COACH LORENZO, 635 00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:06,869 WE ARE HONORED HAVING YOU COACH OUR-- 636 00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:09,393 NO, NO, NO, IT IS I WHO AM HONORED 637 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,222 TO BE COACHING THESE RAGAZZES. GRAZI. 638 00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,616 I'M BECCA HANDLER. MY MOM PICKED YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT. 639 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,183 OH, SI, SI. 640 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:19,490 WHAT A DELIGHTFUL WOMAN, SO BEAUTIFUL 641 00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:21,101 AND CHARMING. 642 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:23,233 ORGANIZED, PUNCTUAL, 643 00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:25,584 GREAT TASTE IN THE CLOTHING. 644 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,717 SMELLS LIKE THE SWEET RAIN OF THE SPRING TIMES. 645 00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:31,241 UM, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WENDY HANDLER... 646 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,679 YE HIGH, THIN, 647 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,115 THINKS SHE'S REALLY FUNNY. 648 00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:37,247 AH, HILARIOUS, THIS WOMAN. 649 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,467 YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE HER FOR MOTHER. 650 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:41,295 JUST SAYING. 651 00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:43,645 COME TO THINK OF IT, 652 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,429 WHERE IS WENDY? 653 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:48,215 SHE--SHE-- SHE'S GETTING MORE OF THE MUNCHIES 654 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,217 FOR THESE LITTLE RAGAZZES. 655 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:53,089 THEY'RE GROWING. THEY NEED TO GET STRONG. 656 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,134 YOU KNOW, YOU SURPRISED US. 657 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,439 BUT IN A GOOD WAY.YEAH. 658 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,484 Girls: YEAH! 659 00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:57,964 WELL, I-I START 660 00:26:58,007 --> 00:27:00,096 TO MAKE THE KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR, 661 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,533 BUT THEN LORENZO, HE CHANGE HIS MIND. 662 00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:04,013 I GO AROUND THE BACK, I SEE THE GATE, 663 00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:05,798 I COME INSIDE, AND A-BOOM! I'M HERE. 664 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,669 THIS, MY GALAXY GIRLS, 665 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,453 IS A SOCCER LESSON NUMERO UNO, OK? 666 00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:13,327 SO ALWAYS, YOU GO STRAIGHT FOR THE GOAL, LIKE YOU GONNA KNOCK, 667 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,807 KNOCK, KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR, AND THEN BOOM! 668 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,635 YOU GO TO THE SIDE DOOR, THE BACK DOOR, 669 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,158 I DON'T CARE WHICH WAY YOU GO. 670 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:20,334 JUST SO LONG AS IT'S NOT THE WAY 671 00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:21,552 THE OTHER TEAM EXPECTING. 672 00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:25,905 AND THIS IS A FOOTBALL LESSON NUMERO UNO. 673 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,602 CAPICE? 674 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,561 [SCOFFS] I SEE. 675 00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:33,303 [YAWNS] 676 00:27:33,347 --> 00:27:35,262 YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM YOUR FLIGHT. 677 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:39,266 SI, SI, BUT I TRY TO COME AND MEET, I MUST, TO MY NEW A-STUDENTS. 678 00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:41,703 SO NOW I GO TO MY HOTEL, 679 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,271 I GET A LITTLE OF THE BRIGHT-EYED, BUSHY TAIL SLEEPING, 680 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,186 AND THEN I COME BACK TOMORROW FOR BREAKFAST, EH? 681 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,362 LET ME DRIVE YOU, COACH.NO, NO. 682 00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:49,972 ALWAYS WHEN I'M IN A NEW TIME ZONE, 683 00:27:50,016 --> 00:27:51,278 I MUST WALK. 684 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:53,323 WALK FOR MILES, OR ELSE, 685 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,935 COACH LORENZO, HE CANNOT, HOW YOU SAY, SLEEP. 686 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:57,937 YOU GIRLS, YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 687 00:27:57,980 --> 00:27:59,416 GO HOME AND GET SOME REST. YOU KNOW WHY? 688 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,158 BECAUSE TOMORROW, I'M GONNA WORK YOUR BUTTS 689 00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:04,291 LIKE NEVER BEFORE IN THE PRACTICE! 690 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:06,336 OK? 691 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:09,862 ALL RIGHT. CIAO. 692 00:28:09,905 --> 00:28:10,863 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 693 00:28:10,906 --> 00:28:11,994 All: CIAO! 694 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:13,692 CIAO, LORENZO. 695 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,302 CIAO. 696 00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:17,696 [GROANING] 697 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,307 WHAT AM I DOING?! 698 00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:22,831 [GROANING] 699 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:25,399 HEY! FINALLY! 700 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:28,010 IT'S OVER ALREADY? WHAT DID I MISS? 701 00:28:28,054 --> 00:28:29,751 AS USUAL, I WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. 702 00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:32,972 AS USUAL. BYE, GIRLS. 703 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:35,191 A CERTAIN ITALIAN 704 00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:39,543 WAS LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE I WAS A BASKET OF BREADSTICKS FROM THE OLIVE GARDEN. 705 00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:41,284 OH, REALLY? 706 00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:43,286 DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WANT TO RIP HIS SHIRT OFF. 707 00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:45,332 YES. YES, I DID. 708 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,855 YEAH. [CHUCKLES] 709 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:50,424 AND HIS TEETH, HIS NOSE, TOO. YES. 710 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,731 GOOD NIGHT. 711 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:53,949 HEY. 712 00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:55,298 OH, MY GOD. YEAH? 713 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,692 HE'S SO AMAZING. HE'S SO REAL! 714 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,172 I MEAN, YOU KNOW? IT JUST-- 715 00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:01,217 I MEAN, SO NOT AT ALL BEING A BIG STAR, AT ALL! 716 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:02,697 YOU COULD TELL RIGHT AWAY, 717 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,178 HE'S GONNA BE THE BEST COACH EVER. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 718 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,657 I WOULDN'T BE TOO HASTY. HUH? 719 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,224 I SAID, WON'T THESE BE TASTY? 720 00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:10,226 OH! 721 00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:23,109 Woman: GOOD WORK. 722 00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:24,850 GOOD WORK, BECCA. 723 00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,503 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 724 00:29:26,547 --> 00:29:28,505 OH, I GOTTA TAKE THIS. 725 00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:30,029 OH, I HATE IT WHEN SHE WORKS ON THE WEEKENDS. 726 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:32,118 IT'S...HERE. 727 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,076 MEET ME IN THE CAR? 728 00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,253 YOU KNOW, SHE ALMOST QUIT THE TEAM. 729 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:38,864 YES. 730 00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:40,474 I, UM, 731 00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,215 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? 732 00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:44,173 WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD SHE DIDN'T, 733 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:45,914 BUT I'M WORRIED THAT SHE WANTED TO. 734 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,394 SO YOU'RE CONFLICTED. 735 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:50,484 OF COURSE I'M CONFLICTED. SHOULDN'T I BE CONFLICTED? 736 00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:52,051 YOU TELL ME. 737 00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:53,748 NO, YOU TELL ME. 738 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,271 SHOULD I BE WORRIED? 739 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,838 OH, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 740 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,275 NO, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. 741 00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:01,277 UH, REALLY? 742 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,498 WELL, YOU KNOW WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE, 743 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,369 THAT BECCA IS AT A CROSSROADS? 744 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:09,546 WELL, I THINK THIS COACH WOULD PUT HER ON THE RIGHT PATH. 745 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,723 AND I THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 746 00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:13,724 YOU DO? 747 00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:15,378 DO YOU? 748 00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:18,077 I THINK... WE'RE DONE HERE. 749 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,993 ARE WE? 750 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:24,170 I'LL, UH, JUST... 751 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,781 OH, YEAH.[DOOR CLOSES] 752 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,435 WELL, OUR--OUR TIME'S UP ANYWAY, 753 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,089 SO...[CHUCKLES] 754 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:31,873 OK. 755 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,396 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 756 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,009 YES, I HAVE NEW CALLS COMING IN BY NEXT TUESDAY, SO... 757 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:41,143 Wendy: OH, THIS IS CRAZY. WHAT WAS I THINKING? 758 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:43,711 THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK! 759 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:45,495 [AS LORENZO] I AM LORENZO. I AM LORENZO. 760 00:30:45,539 --> 00:30:47,323 I AM LORENZO. 761 00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:49,151 CIAO, BAMBALINAS. 762 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,892 COACH LORENZO IS HERE. 763 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,808 HEY! YES. 764 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,418 IT'S VERY NICE. 765 00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:56,942 HI. I'M DEE DEE. 766 00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:58,247 WE MET THE OTHER NIGHT AT THE PARTY. 767 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,293 OH, I COULD NEVER FORGET SUCH A LOVELY FACE. 768 00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:02,077 HOW YOU DOIN', SIR, I'M DEE DEE'S HUSBAND. 769 00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:03,905 OH, LORENZO, STAY AWAY! 770 00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:05,298 [LAUGHTER]TAKE A PICTURE? 771 00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:06,603 YES! 772 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:07,953 PLEASE? THAT'S WONDERFUL. 773 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:10,346 COME AROUND THE COACH LORENZO. 774 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,522 AND WE COUNT TO THREE, WE SAY WHAT? 775 00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,350 FROMAGO! 776 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:15,656 1, 2, 3! 777 00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:17,832 FROMAGO! 778 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,616 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 779 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:20,922 OH! 780 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,837 THANK YOU.VERY EXCITING, HUH? 781 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,708 WE'RE TO START THE PRACTICE, SO-- 782 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:27,233 LORENZO, YOU'RE THE GREATEST DRIBBLER I'VE EVER SEEN. 783 00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:28,277 CAN YOU SHOW US? 784 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,236 YEAH, SHOW US SOME OF YOUR FOOTWORK. 785 00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:37,156 I LOVE TO DRIBBLE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS LIFE. 786 00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:39,158 BUT I HURT MY LEG LAST YEAR. 787 00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:41,551 I CAN NO LONGER DO THE THING I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD. 788 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,684 BUT YOU CAN. 789 00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:47,166 I WILL TEACH ALL OF YOU HOW TO BE CHAMPIONS. 790 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,602 WHERE? OUT THERE, 791 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:51,257 IN HERE, 792 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,954 AND MOST IMPORTANT... 793 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:54,825 IN HERE. 794 00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,392 OK? 795 00:31:59,308 --> 00:32:01,006 WELL, COACH, WE'RE JUST HERE TO LEARN, 796 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:03,008 SO SHOW US ANY WAY YOU CAN. 797 00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:08,752 I, UH, 798 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:12,234 I... 799 00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:17,761 COACH LORENZO, WHAT'S WRONG? 800 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,763 I AM SORRY, I... 801 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:21,678 I CANNOT DO THIS, I... 802 00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:23,985 I CANNOT COACH YOU. 803 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:26,292 YOU SEE, I, UH, 804 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,598 I AM NOT WHAT YOU THINK. YOU SEE, I-- 805 00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,470 WHY NOT? WHY CAN'T YOU COACH US? 806 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:31,862 I'M NOT-- 807 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:35,910 UH, BECAUSE COACH LORENZO'S ASSISTANT COACH IS LATE. 808 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,999 HEH HEH. SORRY, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 809 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:40,088 YES, BENE, BENE. 810 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,917 TRY NOT TO BE LATE ANYMORE, YES, NOW. 811 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,179 WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 812 00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:46,268 THIS IS THE ASSISTANT COACH, TONY DeSILVA, YES. 813 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:47,530 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 814 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:50,272 TONY, YOU DO COACH LORENZO'S HAIR? 815 00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:51,578 UM, 816 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:54,363 WELL, YOUR--YOUR, NO, ACTUALLY, YOUR MOM, 817 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,236 UH, ASKED ME TO, UH, COME AND HELP OUT 818 00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:59,107 SINCE I SPEAK ITALIAN, 819 00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:00,804 AND THE COACH'S ENGLISH MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOUGH TO FOLLOW. 820 00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:01,980 IS NOT SO BENE. 821 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,504 NO CAPISCO. I TELL YOU, AMERICANA GIRLS, 822 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,288 YES. 823 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:08,116 MY MOM THOUGHT OF THAT? 824 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,117 YEAH. YOUR MOM THOUGHT OF THAT. 825 00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,336 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK. 826 00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:12,425 THE COACH GAVE ME HIS INSTRUCTIONS HERE. 827 00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:15,210 LET'S SEE-- START OUT EACH PRACTICE 828 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:16,951 WITH LEG STRETCHES AND BALL HOPS, 829 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,257 RIGHT, COACH? 830 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,649 YES, YES, RIGHT. 831 00:33:19,693 --> 00:33:21,129 SO, WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? 832 00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:23,218 YOU WAITING? I SHOULD SEND YOU AN E-VITE? 833 00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:25,307 WWW.GETYOURBUTTSONTHEFIELD.COM! 834 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:28,484 LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 835 00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:30,573 LET'S GO, GO! 836 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:35,056 YEAH. 837 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,102 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 838 00:33:37,145 --> 00:33:39,843 HEY, MILLI GRAZI. 839 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:42,542 JUST, UH, LET ME LEAD THE STRETCHES, 840 00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:44,370 AND THEN YOU ANNOUNCE, YOU RUN THEM THROUGH 841 00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:46,285 A SPLIT CROSS DRIVE DRILL. 842 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:48,200 A SPLIT CROSS DRIVE DRILL? 843 00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:51,072 JUST--JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD AND YOU'LL BE FINE, WENDY. 844 00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:53,379 I MEAN, COACH LORENZO. 845 00:33:53,422 --> 00:33:56,338 GRAZI. ATTENTIONE. 846 00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:58,906 COME CLOSER. 847 00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:00,299 IN A MEMENTO, 848 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:01,952 WE'RE GOING TO FORM THE 2 LINES 849 00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:05,086 AND COACH TONY HERE IS GOING TO WARM UP THE MUSCLES 850 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:09,612 AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO THE SPLIT CROSS DRIVE DRILLS. 851 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:13,268 GO, GO, GO! THAT'S IT. 852 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,183 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 853 00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:21,450 Girl: WHOO! 854 00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:27,674 [NO AUDIO] 855 00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:28,762 Girl: WHOA! WHOO! 856 00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:30,851 Second girl: GREAT! 857 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:32,592 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 858 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:49,826 AH, FANTASTICO! [WHISTLES] 859 00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:52,002 FANTASTICO, GIRLS! 860 00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:54,135 NICE WORK. 861 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:55,354 OK. 862 00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:57,617 HERE'S YOUR SUM UP AND FINAL THOUGHTS. 863 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,880 [AS WENDY] HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU? 864 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,361 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 865 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:04,450 [AS LORENZO] OK, GIRLS. 866 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,669 COME CLOSER. 867 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:12,632 HOW MANY OF YOU ARE KICKING ONLY WITH THE RIGHT FOOT? 868 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:15,591 OK. NEXT PRACTICE, 869 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:18,290 YOU NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE BALL WITH THE RIGHT FOOT. 870 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:19,769 ONLY THE LEFT, CAPICE? 871 00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:20,944 Girls: CAPICE. 872 00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:22,294 UH--CAPICE. 873 00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:25,427 A DEFENDER WHO GOT NO IDEA WHICH WAY YOU GONNA KICK, 874 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:28,474 THEN A-BOOM! SUDDENLY SHE GOT TWICE AS MANY THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT? 875 00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:30,215 RIGHT.UH-HUH, RIGHT. 876 00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:31,955 All: RIGHT! 877 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,435 OK, NOW GET OUT. GO HOME. 878 00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:35,176 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 879 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,485 GREAT PRACTICE TODAY, COACH. 880 00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:42,183 AH, YOU DO NICE-A JOB TODAY, TOO. 881 00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:44,446 I CAN TELL YOU MUST HAVE THE SOCCER IN YOUR BLOOD. 882 00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:46,100 OH, YEAH, MY DAD USED TO COACH THE TEAM. 883 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:50,104 YES, I HEAR THIS FROM COACH TONY. 884 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:53,063 UM, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING CRAZY? 885 00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:57,981 NOTHING YOU SAY TO LORENZO IS CRAZY. 886 00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:00,070 WELL, I JUST HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING 887 00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:01,159 LIKE I KNOW YOU FROM SOME PLACE. 888 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:04,162 YOU CRAZY! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 889 00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:25,313 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS THE LAST MOM TO SHOW UP. 890 00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:28,055 HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. I KNOW. I- 891 00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:29,230 I GOT CAUGHT UP AT WORK. IT WAS-- 892 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:31,841 XEAH[ RELL, IT'S ALWAYSBUSY AT WORK, MOM. 893 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,368 I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, OK? 894 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:39,109 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 895 00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:40,981 I WANT TO INVITE COACH LORENZO OVER FOR DINNER. 896 00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:42,243 NO! 897 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:45,246 WHY NOT? 898 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,074 I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY TO JUST, YOU KNOW, TILA 899 00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:49,163 LOUNGE AROUND EATING DINNER VITH QR 900 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,252 AT OUR DINING ROOM, EATING. 901 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:52,949 UGH, LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT HE CAN AND CANNOT DO. 902 00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:55,909 I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO ONE PRACTICE SINCE HE STARTED. 903 00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:58,607 OH, MY GOD, A SPIDER! 904 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,218 AAH! OH, MY-- 905 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:01,741 OH, AH-- 906 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,178 AAH, KILL IT, KILL IT! 907 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,397 [SHRIEKING] 908 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,789 I THINK YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT! 909 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,269 GODZILLA COULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED-- 910 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,228 THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW! THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW! 911 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:11,707 THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW, MOM! 912 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,753 ALL RIGHT! 913 00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:16,059 [BOTH SIGH] 914 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:20,150 WHOA. 915 00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:25,112 I H@TE SPI@ERSá 916 00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:33,294 LOOK AT THAT. 917 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:35,209 RIGHT. PLEASE TRY NOT TO KILL THIS ONE. 918 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,167 THANK YOU.IS THAT HIM? 919 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,213 MM-HMM.WOW, HE'S GOOD. 920 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,867 YEAH.RIGHT? 921 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:43,173 HERE, SEE HIM SHIFTING UNEXPECTEDLY ? 922 00:37:43,217 --> 00:37:44,697 HOW HE WHIRLS AND KICKS FROM BEHIND? 923 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,916 THROWS THOSE DEFENDERS WAY OFF BALANCE. 924 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,267 I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS THIS AMAZING. 925 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,920 LOOK AT HIM JUMP. 926 00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:53,967 GUYS I KNOW IN DANCE WOULD HAVE GONE NUTS OVER HIM. 927 00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:55,838 I BET THEY WOULD. 928 00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:57,449 HEY, CAN I BORROW THIS DVD? 929 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:08,198 ALL RIGHT, HONEY, I'LL SEE YOU AFTER PRACTICE. 930 00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:11,419 MOM, HOW COME YOU NEVER BOTHER COMING TO PRACTICE ANYMORE? 931 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,116 WELL, I HAVE A TON OF ERRANDS--I MEAN A TON OF ERRANDS TODAY. 932 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,204 I'M... 933 00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:16,163 OK, WELL, JUST DON'T FORGET 934 00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:17,686 THE MOTHER-DAUGHTER DINNER TONIGHT, PLEASE. 935 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,514 YEAH, OF COURSE. I'LL MEET YOU THERE. 936 00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:20,646 ON TIME? YES, OF COURSE. 937 00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:22,343 WHEN HAVE I EVER NOT BEEN ON TIME? 938 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:25,128 OK, ALL THE TIME. BUT THIS TIME, I PROMISE. 939 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:26,304 PROMISE. 940 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,696 OK. 941 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,568 OK, BYE. I LOVE YOU. 942 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:32,179 [EXHALES] 943 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,400 TELL BECCA SHE'S STILL LEANING TOO MUCH 944 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:38,272 ON HER LEFT FOOT BEFORE SHE KICKS. 945 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,230 [AS LORENZO] NO, WAIT, I'LL TRY TO SHOW-- 946 00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:42,494 BECCA, UH, TAKE A LONGER STRIDE. 947 00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:44,800 TOO CHOPPY, CHOPPY FOR THE KICK. 948 00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:46,454 TRY IT. Becca: THANKS, COACH. 949 00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:48,064 YEAH. 950 00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:51,372 YOU, UH, DIDN'T DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. 951 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:52,417 [AS WENDY] BECAUSE IT WAS OBVIOUS TO ME 952 00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,157 SHE WASN'T TIMING HER APPROACH, SO-- 953 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:56,464 NO, NO, THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT, NOT A COMPLAINT. 954 00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:57,509 OH. 955 00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:59,162 OH, THAT--WHAT? 956 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:00,338 OH. 957 00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:03,210 GRAZI. 958 00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,648 [LINE RINGING] 959 00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,302 [CELL PHONE RINGS]SI. 960 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,695 I MEAN, YES, IT'S WENDY. 961 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:11,261 HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 962 00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:12,437 WHO? 963 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,264 WALLY, WHO ELSE? 964 00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:15,831 I RAN INTO HIM AT THE SUPERMARKET. 965 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,225 SHE WAS WEARING SWEATPANTS THAT SAID "JUICY" ON THE BUTT. 966 00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:19,574 WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DOES THAT SEND?! 967 00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:20,619 I'M SO SORRY. 968 00:39:20,662 --> 00:39:22,621 IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE, IS WHAT IT IS. 969 00:39:22,664 --> 00:39:23,839 BUT, DEE-- 970 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,014 FLAUNTING IT ALL OVER TOWN! 971 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,276 YOU'VE REJECTED HIM SO MANY TIMES. 972 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,930 THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WANT ANOTHER WOMAN 973 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:29,279 GETTING HER HANDS ON MY HUSBAND. 974 00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,151 EX-HUSBAND. BUT WE'RE NOT DIVORCED YET. 975 00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:33,196 THERE'S A CHILD INVOLVED, FOR HEAVEN SAKE. 976 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,329 THIS MAN WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 977 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,549 YOU KNOW, I BET HE MET HER ON THE INTERNET. 978 00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:39,333 I'M SO SORRY, HONEY, I REALLY AM. 979 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,379 NO, IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 980 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,163 TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME. 981 00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:44,512 THERE ARE PLENTY OF GUYS 982 00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:47,297 DYING TO GET A LITTLE OF THIS. 983 00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:48,821 [AS LORENZO] UH, SI, SI. 984 00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:51,214 UH, PEPPERONI. 985 00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:54,348 UH, CIAO. ORDERING PIZZA. 986 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,871 LAURIE LOST HER SWEATER AGAIN, 987 00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:57,177 AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT, 988 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,353 SINCE I WAS COMING OVER HERE, 989 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,572 I MIGHT BRING YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 990 00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:02,138 CUPCAKES? OH! 991 00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:05,403 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL CUPCAKES, 992 00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,056 BUT LORENZO, HE, UH, 993 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,102 EATING THE NO CARBS. 994 00:40:09,145 --> 00:40:10,495 SOUTH BEACH, EH. OF COURSE! 995 00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:11,800 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING! 996 00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:13,323 SO SORRY. 997 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:16,152 ANYONE WITH YOUR PHYSIQUE CLEARLY DOES NOT EAT CUPCAKES. 998 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,545 GRAZI, UH... 999 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:20,635 IT'S...INCREDIBLE 1000 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,768 WATCHING YOU WORK WITH OUR GIRLS. 1001 00:40:22,811 --> 00:40:26,293 THEY REALLY WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 1002 00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:30,689 WE ALL--HA-- 1003 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:32,560 WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1004 00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:35,041 OH, I ALREADY SO HAPPY. 1005 00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:37,304 LOOK, IT'S LIKE I HAVE LITTLE BLUEBIRD 1006 00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:39,480 ON MY SHOULDER SINGING ♪ ZIPPITY DOO DAH 1007 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,134 ♪ ZIPPITY AY 1008 00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:43,615 YOU JUST MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM PRACTICE. 1009 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:47,140 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR HOTEL? 1010 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,751 NO, I PREFER WALKING. 1011 00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:52,188 YOU KNOW LORENZO, STRONG LIKE HORSE. 1012 00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:53,233 SO... 1013 00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:55,322 I JUST BET YOU ARE. 1014 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:57,367 OH... 1015 00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:01,110 OH... 1016 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:08,291 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1017 00:41:09,597 --> 00:41:11,643 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1018 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:12,992 OH... 1019 00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:15,385 [GIGGLING] 1020 00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:17,039 WHAT THE HECK? 1021 00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:18,737 OH...OH! 1022 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,782 YOU CHECKIN' UP ON ME, WALLY? 1023 00:41:20,826 --> 00:41:22,523 NAH, I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE 1024 00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:25,221 TO BE FILMIN' A GIRLS GONE WILDVIDEO 1025 00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,223 AT OUR DAUGHTER'S SOCCER FIELD. 1026 00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:30,531 BUT IT'S OK TO TAKE A HUSSY TO THE GROCERY STORE. 1027 00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,272 GINGER'S NOT A HUSSY. 1028 00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:34,404 SHE'S A PARALEGAL AND SHE'S NICE TO ME. 1029 00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:35,318 AND YET, HERE YOU ARE. 1030 00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:36,755 WE'VE COME TO GET THE COACH! 1031 00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:38,844 YEAH, COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1032 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:42,500 I GOTTA BE HOME BY 10:00 OR MY WIFE'S GONNA TAKE AWAY MY XBOX AGAIN. 1033 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:44,110 OH, NO, NO--COME ON, COACH! 1034 00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:45,503 DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHER-DAUGHTER DINNER? 1035 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:47,635 COACH, THE GIRLS WON'T MIND IF YOU CRASH OUR PARTY. 1036 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:48,549 OH... 1037 00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:49,942 MAN'S NIGHT OUT! 1038 00:41:49,985 --> 00:41:51,465 PSSHHW! OW! 1039 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,553 THE COACH, HE WANTS TO STAY, 1040 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,337 BUT IT IS BOY'S NIGHT OUT, 1041 00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:55,251 AND COACH IS A BOY, SO-- 1042 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:56,557 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 1043 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:58,167 EH, OH, YES. 1044 00:41:58,211 --> 00:42:00,169 SI, 1045 00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:02,258 THE THOUGHT OF LEAVING YOU 1046 00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:05,523 MAKES THE COACH VERY SAD. 1047 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:06,654 COACH, COME ON! 1048 00:42:06,698 --> 00:42:08,700 SI. 1049 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:11,006 BUT [INDISTINCT], SO...CIAO. 1050 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,312 [MEN CHEERING] 1051 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:13,879 BOYS NIGHT OUT, YEAH! 1052 00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:15,054 COACH! 1053 00:42:15,097 --> 00:42:16,359 I GOTTA BE HOME BY 10:00. 1054 00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:18,753 WHOO! 1055 00:42:18,797 --> 00:42:20,668 IDIOTS. 1056 00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:22,975 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1057 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,848 Man: OH, YEAH! 1058 00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:28,415 NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1059 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:31,244 JESSICA ALBA, COURTENEY COX, 1060 00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:33,072 AND RACHAEL RAY. 1061 00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:34,421 RACHAEL RAY. 1062 00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:36,379 SHE KNOWS HOW TO COOK, HUH? 1063 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:38,947 YEAH! EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT. 1064 00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:42,472 WHAT ABOUT YOU, COACH? 1065 00:42:42,516 --> 00:42:44,910 3 WOMEN ON A DESERTED ISLAND, 1066 00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:46,389 WHO WOULD YOU PICK?OK, OK. 1067 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:49,392 UH, TINA TURNER, EMILY DICKINSON, 1068 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,612 AND MAYBE HILLARY CLINTON. 1069 00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:53,483 DUDE, IS EMILY DICKINSON HOT? 1070 00:42:53,527 --> 00:42:55,050 OH, SMOKING HOT. 1071 00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:58,401 LIKE THEY SAY, THIS SMOLDER. 1072 00:42:58,445 --> 00:42:59,925 BENE. 1073 00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:02,275 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1074 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,807 ♪ RUSSIAN PEOPLE SWISH AND SWAY ♪ 1075 00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:16,202 ♪ IN THE BREEZE, THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL ♪ 1076 00:43:21,294 --> 00:43:23,383 MAYBE SHE HAD CAR TROUBLE. 1077 00:43:23,426 --> 00:43:26,125 OH, I'M SURE SHE HAD AN EMERGENCY AT WORK. 1078 00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:27,779 YOU KNOW MY MOM-- 1079 00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:30,477 SAVING LIVES ONE HAIR APPOINTMENT AT A TIME. 1080 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,305 WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS, 1081 00:43:32,348 --> 00:43:34,524 I'M SURE IT WAS PRETTY IMPORTANT. 1082 00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:35,830 [CELL PHONE RINGS]YES, I-- 1083 00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:37,353 SCUZE. 1084 00:43:37,397 --> 00:43:39,399 [RING] 1085 00:43:39,442 --> 00:43:41,923 OOH, NICE PHONE. 1086 00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:43,577 OOH. 1087 00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:50,497 WELL, LORENZO MUST, HOW YOU SAY, GO. 1088 00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:51,890 AND I MUST GO. 1089 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:55,676 AH. SO, YOU WOULDN'T PUT DEE DEE ON THAT LIST, HUH? 1090 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,157 OH, NO, NO, NOT-A DEE DEE. 1091 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,506 NO. 1092 00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:00,638 WHY NOT? 1093 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:02,683 SHE AIN'T PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU? 1094 00:44:02,727 --> 00:44:04,076 OH, NO, NO. SHE A-PRETTY. 1095 00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:06,121 HOW YOU SAY, BEAUTIFUL. AH, POPPERS. 1096 00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:08,428 SO... 1097 00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:10,517 YOU DO WANT TO GET WITH HER? 1098 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,737 EH... 1099 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,129 EXCUSE ME, MISS, 1100 00:44:14,173 --> 00:44:15,870 MAYBE HAVING SOME WATER, PLEASE-- 1101 00:44:15,914 --> 00:44:18,133 ONE WATER, COMING UP. 1102 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,745 YOU KNOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH DEE DEE 1103 00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:22,137 ON THAT DESERTED ISLAND? 1104 00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:23,356 MMM... 1105 00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:26,315 A LITTLE THIS AND THAT AND MAYBE BACK AGAIN, 1106 00:44:26,359 --> 00:44:28,143 BOARD GAMES, 1107 00:44:28,187 --> 00:44:29,623 MAYBE SOME TALKING. 1108 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:33,148 WOOD CARVING, I DON'T KNOW. 1109 00:44:33,192 --> 00:44:34,541 HMM, MAYBE FINGERPAINTING. 1110 00:44:34,584 --> 00:44:35,977 YOU KNOW, SCRAPBOOKING. 1111 00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:39,241 HEY, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU GUYS? 1112 00:44:39,285 --> 00:44:41,417 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1113 00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:44,551 [GLASS BREAKS] 1114 00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:46,814 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1115 00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:51,210 SO I USED THE COMPANY JET. 1116 00:44:51,253 --> 00:44:53,865 AH. THIS FOR ME? 1117 00:44:53,908 --> 00:44:55,562 YES. AH. 1118 00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:58,608 Man: WHOA! 1119 00:44:58,652 --> 00:45:01,089 WHAT IS THIS?WATER? 1120 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,177 LORENZO DRINKS VODKA. 1121 00:45:02,221 --> 00:45:03,265 ARE YOU SAYING--VODKA. 1122 00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:05,093 BUT YOU SAID--LORENZO DRINKS VODKA. 1123 00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:07,400 BUT-- VODKA. 1124 00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:08,618 VODKA. 1125 00:45:08,662 --> 00:45:10,446 VODKA. 1126 00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:13,841 GRAZI. 1127 00:45:14,799 --> 00:45:17,758 AHEM. SO THESE TWO WOMEN-- 1128 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:19,760 LORENZO REALLY MUST GO.NO, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 1129 00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:21,327 BEFORE YOU GO, YOU GOTTA TELL US-- 1130 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,112 WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING ON A FIELD 1131 00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:26,419 WITH A THOUSAND SCREAMING WOMEN AROUND YOU? 1132 00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:27,855 OH, VERY EXCITING. 1133 00:45:27,899 --> 00:45:31,337 BUT FIRST, LORENZO, I MUST GO INTO THE BATHROOM. 1134 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,773 OH, OK. BUT WHEN YOU GET BACK, 1135 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:35,254 YOU'RE GONNA TELL US EVERYTHING, RIGHT? 1136 00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:36,777 I HOPE THIS IS BETTER SIR, 1137 00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:37,865 OH, GRAZI. 1138 00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:40,433 THAT'S VODKA. 1139 00:45:40,476 --> 00:45:42,391 OH, SORRY. SCUZE ME-- DON'T TOUCH! 1140 00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:44,524 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! 1141 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:46,961 THAT NO GOOD, TWO-TIMIN' 1142 00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:48,136 MY DEE DEE! HMM! 1143 00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:01,193 NOW, YOU LIKE THE BEER OR THE WINE? 1144 00:46:01,236 --> 00:46:04,065 THE VINO? I LIKE THE VINO. 1145 00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:06,024 OK. I THINK I GOT IT NOW. 1146 00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:08,243 HERE'S YOUR WATER. 1147 00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:14,859 GRAZI. 1148 00:46:14,902 --> 00:46:17,209 [YELLING IN ITALIAN] 1149 00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:21,953 ISN'T THAT COACH? 1150 00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:24,259 YEAH. WASN'T HE WEARING A WARM UP SUIT 1151 00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:26,174 LIKE 30 SECONDS AGO?YEAH! 1152 00:46:26,218 --> 00:46:27,872 YOU SEE THIS WOMAN, SHE'S CRAZY. 1153 00:46:27,915 --> 00:46:29,351 SHE DUMPED THE WATER. LOOK AT MY HAIR. 1154 00:46:29,395 --> 00:46:30,657 I LOOK LIKE A STREGA. 1155 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:34,052 AND I GOT SOME MORE FOR YOU. THANK YOU. 1156 00:46:34,095 --> 00:46:36,097 BENE, BENE. 1157 00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:37,185 ANYBODY ELSE-A? 1158 00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:38,273 HUH? 1159 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,536 YOU WANT TO SEE CRAZY, HUH? 1160 00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:43,278 COME BACK. GET--THIS IS CRAZY. 1161 00:46:43,322 --> 00:46:45,541 HEY, THIS IS NICE. I MISS IT. 1162 00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:48,762 MY HAIR, IT'S LIKE THE MOUSSE, HUH? 1163 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,851 GOOD NIGHT! 1164 00:46:53,288 --> 00:46:55,290 HOW ARE WE GETTIN' HOME? 1165 00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:57,205 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 1166 00:46:58,293 --> 00:47:00,078 HEY, THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S GONNA LEAVE. 1167 00:47:00,121 --> 00:47:01,862 LET'S TAKE A PICTURE. 1168 00:47:01,906 --> 00:47:03,646 OH, NO, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 1169 00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,083 COME ON, BECCA. 1170 00:47:05,126 --> 00:47:06,649 ARE YOU--YOU SURE? 1171 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:08,477 OH, YEAH, TRUST ME. 1172 00:47:08,521 --> 00:47:11,089 REMEMBER, ORPHANS ARE VERY TOUGH. 1173 00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,047 ALL RIGHT. 1174 00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:21,577 THIS IS TOO RICH. 1175 00:47:21,621 --> 00:47:23,666 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1176 00:47:28,062 --> 00:47:29,890 GEE, HOW DOES IT FEEL 1177 00:47:29,934 --> 00:47:32,110 TO BE STOOD UP BY YOUR OWN MOM? 1178 00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:33,676 MY MOM HAD AN EMERGENCY AT WORK. 1179 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,200 YOU KNOW, WORK. 1180 00:47:35,243 --> 00:47:38,203 WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD DOES TO PAY THE BILLS. 1181 00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:40,466 I'VE HEARD OF IT. BUT I'LL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE TO DO IT. 1182 00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:42,076 [CHUCKLES] OH, 1183 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,861 YOU'RE IN LUCK. YOUR MOM'S HERE. 1184 00:47:43,904 --> 00:47:45,950 NOW YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO. 1185 00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:52,173 Girl: THAT'S MEAN. 1186 00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:57,309 Girl: OH, YOU GUYS... 1187 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:58,397 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 1188 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,486 OH! HA! 1189 00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:03,228 HI, MOM. WHAT? 1190 00:48:03,271 --> 00:48:04,882 OH, HER? 1191 00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:06,579 OH, SHE'S JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE 1192 00:48:06,622 --> 00:48:10,017 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE MADE OF A MOP AND A PLATE, 1193 00:48:10,061 --> 00:48:13,586 YOU STILL HAVE MORE HUMAN PARTS THAN HER MOM. 1194 00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:14,239 [GASPS] 1195 00:48:14,282 --> 00:48:17,416 AND I THINK HER RAGE 1196 00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:18,808 COMES FROM BEING AWARE 1197 00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:20,245 THAT HER MOTHER'S HIGH DEMANDS 1198 00:48:20,288 --> 00:48:23,944 MAY TEMPORARILY MAKE HER A HIGH ACHIEVER, 1199 00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:27,208 BUT DEEP DOWN, SHE KNOWS SHE'LL PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL 1200 00:48:27,252 --> 00:48:29,515 AND THEN SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE 1201 00:48:29,558 --> 00:48:31,691 WONDERING WHY NOBODY ELSE 1202 00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:35,390 THINKS SHE'S SO SPECIAL. IT'S SAD. 1203 00:48:35,434 --> 00:48:37,262 [GROWLING] 1204 00:48:37,305 --> 00:48:39,351 YOUR NOSE COSTS MORE THAN THEIR CAR! 1205 00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:40,743 [ALL MURMURING] 1206 00:48:40,787 --> 00:48:42,397 OOH, RED CARD! 1207 00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:44,095 LET ME GET HER! 1208 00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:45,270 GET OFF OF ME! 1209 00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:47,533 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1210 00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:49,230 HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 1211 00:48:49,274 --> 00:48:50,928 UGH! 1212 00:48:52,146 --> 00:48:54,322 YOU SUCK, MOM. 1213 00:49:01,634 --> 00:49:04,245 ♪ WIN, WIN, WIN 1214 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,247 ♪ JUST WAIT 1215 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:08,075 KEEP THE BALL ON THE GROUND, BECCA. 1216 00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:10,164 [SONG CONTINUES] 1217 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:15,039 ALL RIGHT, LAURIE, PERK UP! 1218 00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:17,215 SHOOT! SHOOT IN THE GOAL! 1219 00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:18,520 SHOOT, SHOOT! 1220 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:22,655 YEAH! 1221 00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:24,483 YAY! 1222 00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:26,137 [CHEERING] 1223 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:28,139 WHOO! [WHISTLE] 1224 00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:31,446 [CHEERING] 1225 00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:35,015 ♪ YOU GOT A FREE RIDE 1226 00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:37,626 ♪ SO YOU CAN'T SAY NO 1227 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:40,238 ♪ FEEL THE SUNSHINE 1228 00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:42,544 ♪ MAKING YOU SWEAT 1229 00:49:42,588 --> 00:49:45,156 ♪ LADIES ARE WAITING 1230 00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:49,334 ♪ IN THE SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE ♪ 1231 00:49:49,377 --> 00:49:51,118 ♪ YEAH 1232 00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:54,861 [AS WENDY] WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 1233 00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:56,602 BECCA'S LIKE, PASSIN' LIKE, 1234 00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:59,083 OH, WHAT'S HER NAME? SOME SORT OF MEAT PRODUCT. 1235 00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:00,954 MIA HAMM? YEAH! 1236 00:50:02,564 --> 00:50:04,044 YEAH. 1237 00:50:04,088 --> 00:50:06,307 DOING GREAT, IT'S JUST THAT, UH, 1238 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:07,613 THEY'VE KIND OF PLATEAUED. 1239 00:50:07,656 --> 00:50:09,397 PLATEAUED? 1240 00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:15,969 YEAH, THERE'S STILL SOMETHING MISSING FROM THEIR GAME, WENDY. 1241 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,278 YES! 1242 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:23,629 GOOD GAME.GOOD GAME. 1243 00:50:23,672 --> 00:50:24,978 GOOD GAME. 1244 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,024 HEY, COACH. 1245 00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:29,200 OH. HELLO. 1246 00:50:29,243 --> 00:50:30,984 WHERE IS THE SMILE? 1247 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,333 YOU WIN TODAY, NO? 1248 00:50:32,377 --> 00:50:33,987 BARELY. 1249 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,293 OH, YOU EITHER WIN OR LOSE. 1250 00:50:35,336 --> 00:50:36,859 THERE IS NO "BARELY WIN." 1251 00:50:36,903 --> 00:50:38,383 WELL, WE BARELY BEAT A TEAM 1252 00:50:38,426 --> 00:50:40,820 THAT MALIBU BEAT BY 5 GOALS LAST WEEK. 1253 00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:43,431 [SIGHS] WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO BEFORE REGIONALS. 1254 00:50:43,475 --> 00:50:45,172 SO YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 1255 00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:46,739 CAPISCE? [INDISTINCT] 1256 00:50:46,782 --> 00:50:50,308 LORENZO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FORGET, OK? 1257 00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:53,093 AND I LEARNED THIS THE HARD WAY. 1258 00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:56,140 NOTHING WORTH HAVING COMES EASY. 1259 00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:57,532 BENE? OK. 1260 00:50:57,576 --> 00:50:58,968 OK! OK. 1261 00:50:59,012 --> 00:51:00,535 YOU GO. THANKS, COACH. 1262 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:02,102 I SEE YOU AT HOME.WHAT? 1263 00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:04,539 I SAID I LIKE TO GO TO ROME. 1264 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:08,587 NOT TODAY, BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY. 1265 00:51:10,763 --> 00:51:13,070 [WHISPERS] What are you doing? 1266 00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:15,333 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1267 00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:19,511 ♪ YOU CAN'T SHAKE THE PAST 1268 00:51:19,554 --> 00:51:21,730 ♪ EVEN IF YOU BROKE FREE 1269 00:51:21,774 --> 00:51:26,213 ♪ WHERE WOULD YOU RUN TO? 1270 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:30,957 ♪ YOU DON'T LIKE THE ROAD YOU'RE ON ♪ 1271 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,353 ♪ THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SEE ♪ 1272 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:37,050 [LAUGHS] 1273 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,399 ♪ THE PAIN IN YOUR EYES 1274 00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:40,227 ♪ HAS BEEN BLINDING YOU 1275 00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:43,056 ♪ STILL, YOU KEEP MOVING ON ♪ 1276 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,145 ♪ MOVING ON NOWHERE ♪ 1277 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:51,151 ♪ WHY DON'T YOU RUN 1278 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:52,457 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE 1279 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,199 ♪ YOU CAN BE HERE WITH ME... ♪ 1280 00:51:55,242 --> 00:51:57,505 HELLO. HELLO. 1281 00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:01,553 MAY I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, PLEASE? 1282 00:52:01,596 --> 00:52:02,771 THANKS, COACH. 1283 00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:05,252 OH! PREGO, PREGO. 1284 00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:11,476 REALLY? 1285 00:52:11,519 --> 00:52:13,826 [WHISPERS] It's an old picture. 1286 00:52:13,869 --> 00:52:15,219 MMM. 1287 00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:18,570 Announcer: BEHIND THE RECORD BOOK... 1288 00:52:21,442 --> 00:52:23,183 KNOWN FOR HIS SIGNATURE MOVES, 1289 00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:27,274 THE GREAT LORENZO WAS ONE OF THE TOP 10 PLAYERS IN THE WKRLD. 1290 00:52:28,493 --> 00:52:31,060 HIS TEAM WOULD WIN 3 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS 1291 00:52:31,104 --> 00:52:32,845 AND 2 WORLD CUPS. 1292 00:52:32,888 --> 00:52:35,239 BUT HIS UNPREDICTABLE TEMPER GOT HIM IN TROUBLE 1293 00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:37,241 DURING THE LAST WORLD CUP, 1294 00:52:37,284 --> 00:52:40,113 RESULTING IN A 6-MONTH SUSPENSION. 1295 00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:43,203 COUPLED FHPH A CHRONIC KNEE INJURY, 1296 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,249 IT WOULD KEEP HIM ON THE SIDELINES OF THE GAME. 1297 00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:48,077 HIS TALENT WAS UNDENIABLE. 1298 00:52:48,121 --> 00:52:50,819 HOW COME CREEPY GUYS ALWAYS GET THE MOVES? 1299 00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:55,128 HE'S LIKE A CREEPY, HAIRY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. 1300 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,912 Announcer: WE CAUGHT UP WITH LORENZO 1301 00:52:56,956 --> 00:53:00,220 IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW DURING A CAREER HIGH-POINT. 1302 00:53:00,264 --> 00:53:02,179 I DON'T KNOW WHY GOD GIVES ME 1303 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:05,312 THIS GREAT GIFT FOR THE SOCCER, RIGHT? 1304 00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:08,620 BUT I FEEL THE FOOTBALL LIKE 1305 00:53:08,663 --> 00:53:10,839 MICHELANGELO FEEL THE PAINTING, 1306 00:53:10,883 --> 00:53:14,060 LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF FEEL THE BAYWATCHING, 1307 00:53:14,103 --> 00:53:17,019 LIKE VERDI FEEL THE MUSICA. 1308 00:53:17,063 --> 00:53:20,458 IT'S VERY NICE. 1309 00:53:20,501 --> 00:53:24,723 [IN ITALIAN ACCENT] FEEL THE MUSICA. 1310 00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:28,770 [WHISPERS IN NORMAL VOICE] Feel the music. 1311 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:33,514 [IN ITALIAN ACCENT] FEEL THE MUSICA. 1312 00:53:36,125 --> 00:53:38,258 [WHISPERS] Feel the musica. 1313 00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:03,065 ♪ FLIRTING WITH DISASTER 1314 00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:07,418 ♪ YOU THE ONE I'M AFTER 1315 00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:09,550 ♪ THINK I'VE FOUND 1316 00:54:09,594 --> 00:54:12,423 ♪ MY DESTINY 1317 00:54:13,946 --> 00:54:15,469 [NO AUDIO] 1318 00:54:15,513 --> 00:54:19,908 ♪ LUXURY AND DANGER 1319 00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:24,086 ♪ RAPTURE ME MY STRANGER 1320 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:26,567 ♪ HOLD ME CLOSE 1321 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:29,309 ♪ DON'T LET ME BE 1322 00:54:31,746 --> 00:54:34,140 ♪ I COULD FLY 1323 00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,316 ♪ ON THE WINGS OF MY HEART 1324 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,275 ♪ DEEP INSIDE 1325 00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:40,320 ♪ I'VE BEEN FALLING APART 1326 00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:42,104 ♪ L-L-LOVE 1327 00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:45,194 ♪ THERE'S A MAGIC IN YOU 1328 00:54:45,238 --> 00:54:47,240 ♪ AND I'LL BE 1329 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,068 ♪ UNDER YOUR SPELL 1330 00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:51,288 ♪ L-L-LOVE 1331 00:54:57,598 --> 00:55:01,167 ♪ C-C-CRAZY, HAZY... NICE. 1332 00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:02,951 GOAL FOR MOM. 1333 00:55:02,995 --> 00:55:06,433 ♪ THE THIEF I'M STEALING [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1334 00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:09,088 ♪ LOCKED YOU UP 1335 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:12,352 ♪ AND LOST THE KEY 1336 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:16,704 ♪ FLYING ON THE WINGS 1337 00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:19,141 ♪ FLYING ON THE WINGS 1338 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:22,928 ♪ FLYING ON THE WINGS OF MY HEART ♪ 1339 00:55:22,971 --> 00:55:24,669 ♪ I COULD FLY 1340 00:55:24,712 --> 00:55:27,324 ♪ ON THE WINGS OF MY HEART 1341 00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:29,238 ♪ DEEP INSIDE 1342 00:55:29,282 --> 00:55:31,589 ♪ I'VE BEEN FALLING APART 1343 00:55:31,632 --> 00:55:33,199 ♪ L-L-LOVE 1344 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,332 ♪ THERE'S A MAGIC IN YOU 1345 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,378 ♪ AND I'LL BE 1346 00:55:38,422 --> 00:55:39,988 ♪ UNDER YOUR SPELL 1347 00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:41,381 ♪ L-L-LOVE... THAT WAS REALLY COOL. 1348 00:55:41,425 --> 00:55:42,817 IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE DANCING. 1349 00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:44,036 WHAT ABOUT YOUR KNEE? 1350 00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:45,124 I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T-- 1351 00:55:45,167 --> 00:55:46,734 LISTEN. 1352 00:55:46,778 --> 00:55:49,258 CHAMPIONS, THEY DO WHAT THEY LOVE IN SPITE OF THE PAIN, YES? 1353 00:55:49,302 --> 00:55:51,783 SOMETIMES, MAYBE EVEN BECAUSE OF IT. 1354 00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:53,219 BUT REMEMBER THIS ALWAYS, 1355 00:55:53,262 --> 00:55:55,134 AND YOU WILL HAVE THE HEART OF THE CHAMPION, YES? 1356 00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:56,918 OK. 1357 00:55:56,962 --> 00:55:58,311 GUYS AND GIRLS, YOU COME WITH ME. 1358 00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,966 I HAVE MANY WONDERFUL THINGS FOR TO TEACH YOU, YES? 1359 00:56:01,009 --> 00:56:03,490 RIGHT. FIND THE RHYTHM, GIRLS. 1360 00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:06,145 FEEL THE MUSICA, GIRLS! 1361 00:56:06,188 --> 00:56:08,539 YES, FIND THE RHYTHM! 1362 00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:11,280 FEEL THE MUSICA, YES! 1363 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:22,640 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1364 00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:24,511 OH. IF THIS IS A BAD TIME, I CAN COME BACK. 1365 00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:25,947 NO, NO, NO. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO-- 1366 00:56:25,991 --> 00:56:27,427 NO, NO, SIT. 1367 00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:29,081 USE THE--HOW DO YOU SAY IN ITALIAN, LITTLE BOYS' ROOM? 1368 00:56:29,124 --> 00:56:31,213 LITTLE BOYS' ROOM. YES, GO. 1369 00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:33,172 I KNOW. PLEASE. 1370 00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:36,349 SIT. SITTING DOWN. YES. 1371 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,612 OK. 1372 00:56:38,656 --> 00:56:42,094 SO, YOU'RE LEAVING FOR A PROMOTIONAL TOUR AFTER REGIONALS? 1373 00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:43,312 AH, YES. 1374 00:56:43,356 --> 00:56:45,097 THIS IS TRUE. I MUST, YOU KNOW, 1375 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:47,491 TO MAKE THE BACON, OF COURSE. 1376 00:56:47,534 --> 00:56:52,452 UM, WELL, I KIND OF HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 1377 00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:54,628 OH-- IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SOUVENIR. 1378 00:56:54,672 --> 00:56:57,544 I MEAN, IT'S NOT, LIKE, A SNOWGLOBE OR ANYTHING. 1379 00:56:57,588 --> 00:57:00,373 OH, IS TOO BAD. LORENZO LOVES THE SNOWGLOBES 1380 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:03,158 AND ALSO THE TINY SOUVENIR SHOT GLASS 1381 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:05,291 AND THE KEYCHAIN WITH HIS OWN NAME ON IT 1382 00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:07,032 BECAUSE IT'S NICE, YES. 1383 00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:08,903 WELL, I THINK I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 1384 00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:10,339 OK. 1385 00:57:11,689 --> 00:57:16,084 THIS IS A--WELL, LIKE A THANK-YOU GIFT, I GUESS. 1386 00:57:16,128 --> 00:57:19,044 I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WRAP IT. 1387 00:57:19,087 --> 00:57:22,830 THIS WAS MY DAD'S. IT'S REAL SILVER. 1388 00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:26,486 NO. I'M SO SORRY, BAMBINA. I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS-- 1389 00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:28,575 OH, NO, PLEASE. IT'S JUST SITTING IN A BOX. 1390 00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:29,881 UH... 1391 00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:34,320 IT'S A PRECIOSOMEMORY OF YOUR PAPA, YOU KNOW. 1392 00:57:34,363 --> 00:57:36,496 MAYBE SOMETHING THE MAMA SHOULD HAVE, OR SOMEONE-- 1393 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:38,367 NO, NO. NOT SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW-- 1394 00:57:38,411 --> 00:57:40,457 MY MOM DOESN'T CARE. SHE DOESN'T GET ME. 1395 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:43,024 AHH, LORENZO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 1396 00:57:43,068 --> 00:57:46,811 THIS MAMA OF YOURS, SHE LOSE YOUR PAPA, TOO, NO? 1397 00:57:46,854 --> 00:57:48,421 YEAH. 1398 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,511 AND NOW SHE WORKING VERY HARD TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THE BABIES. 1399 00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:53,208 YEAH. SHE'S ALWAYS WORKING. 1400 00:57:53,252 --> 00:57:55,602 SHE MUST LOVE THIS JOB, THEN, IF SHE... 1401 00:57:55,646 --> 00:57:57,822 NO, NO. SHE LOVED HER OLD JOB. 1402 00:57:57,865 --> 00:58:00,215 SHE WAS DANCER, BUT IT HARDLY PAID, 1403 00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:03,262 AND IT WASN'T STEADY, AND SHE HAD TO QUIT WHEN MY DAD DIED 1404 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:04,655 FOR A REGULAR PAYCHECK. 1405 00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:06,831 WELL, THIS NO SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO NO CARE. 1406 00:58:06,874 --> 00:58:09,529 I MEAN, THIS SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARE VERY MUCH. 1407 00:58:13,185 --> 00:58:15,361 BUT THERE IS MORE, YES? 1408 00:58:15,404 --> 00:58:17,189 IT'S JUST-- I'M SO MAD AT HER ALL THE TIME. 1409 00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:18,669 YOU KNOW, I-- DON'T ASK ME WHY. 1410 00:58:18,712 --> 00:58:20,409 IT'S JUST... 1411 00:58:20,453 --> 00:58:22,542 I LOOK AT HER, AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS MY DAD. 1412 00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:24,631 YES. THE ACCIDENT. 1413 00:58:24,675 --> 00:58:25,937 YOU'RE WONDERING. 1414 00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:29,157 YOU WONDER WHY SHE SURVIVED AND HE DID NOT. 1415 00:58:29,201 --> 00:58:30,811 YEAH. 1416 00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:34,511 I'M SURE SHE ASK HERSELF THIS QUESTION, TOO. 1417 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,122 PLEASE, DON'T GO, VINCENT. 1418 00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:39,864 PLEASE, DON'T GO. 1419 00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:43,258 I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU, YES. 1420 00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:44,303 [HORN HONKS] 1421 00:58:44,346 --> 00:58:45,826 THAT'S MY RIDE. I'M SORRY. 1422 00:58:45,870 --> 00:58:47,611 WELL, YOU, YOU GO. CIAO. 1423 00:58:47,654 --> 00:58:49,526 THANK YOU. 1424 00:58:54,487 --> 00:58:56,054 WHAT HAPPENED? 1425 00:58:56,097 --> 00:58:57,185 [AS WENDY] I WANT OUT, TONY. 1426 00:58:57,229 --> 00:58:58,839 I'M COUNTING THE SECONDS UNTIL REGIONALS 1427 00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:01,755 SO I CAN STOP WITH THIS CRAZINESS. 1428 00:59:01,799 --> 00:59:03,278 THEN BREAK MY DAUGHTER'S HEART. 1429 00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:05,367 OH, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 1430 00:59:05,411 --> 00:59:07,239 YOU WERE THINKING YOU DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE 1431 00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:08,849 ANOTHER DISAPPOINTMENT IN HER LIFE. 1432 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,416 NO. I JUST WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH HER. 1433 00:59:10,459 --> 00:59:12,461 I DID THIS FOR ME, NOT HER. 1434 00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:14,072 IT WAS SELFISH AND WRONG, 1435 00:59:14,115 --> 00:59:17,118 AND NOW I'M GOING TO HURT HER ALL OVER AGAIN WHEN HE LEAVES. 1436 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,034 [SIGHS] 1437 00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:22,863 CAREFUL. YOUR FACE WILL DRIP OFF. 1438 00:59:22,907 --> 00:59:24,299 [CHUCKLES] 1439 00:59:24,343 --> 00:59:25,692 WENDY... 1440 00:59:25,736 --> 00:59:27,302 LISTEN TO ME. 1441 00:59:27,346 --> 00:59:30,305 YOU ARE A GREAT MOTHER, OK? 1442 00:59:30,349 --> 00:59:34,179 THOSE KIDS ARE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 1443 00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:36,398 ANYBODY WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU IN THEIR LIFE. 1444 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:43,318 UM...WH-- 1445 00:59:43,362 --> 00:59:46,626 OH! GOD! I'M SO SORRY. YOU'RE GAY. I WAS-- 1446 00:59:46,670 --> 00:59:48,541 WHAT? NO, NO, NO. NO. NOT GAY. 1447 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,151 I--I-- 1448 00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:53,241 LOOK, I KNOW EVERYONE ASSUMES 'CAUSE OF THE HAIRDRESSER THING 1449 00:59:53,285 --> 00:59:56,114 AND BECAUSE I'M SO WITTY AND WELL-DRESSED, 1450 00:59:56,157 --> 00:59:57,419 BUT, UM... 1451 00:59:57,463 --> 01:00:01,119 I'VE ACTUALLY ALWAYS IMAGINED KISSING YOU. 1452 01:00:01,162 --> 01:00:03,774 MAYBE NOT WITH THE GOATEE AND... 1453 01:00:03,817 --> 01:00:05,993 YOU MEAN, THIS DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU? 1454 01:00:06,037 --> 01:00:07,604 NOT REALLY. NO. [CHUCKLES] 1455 01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,170 HOW SURPRISING. 1456 01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:10,998 BUT... 1457 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,870 AW, WHAT THE HELL. 1458 01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:15,960 OH, THIS JUST TAKES THE CAKE AND THE BISCUIT. 1459 01:00:16,003 --> 01:00:18,310 [AS LORENZO] OH, CIAO, BAMBINA. NO, IT'S-- 1460 01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:21,226 [PANTING] LISTEN, LUIGI-- ANNOUNCEMENT. 1461 01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:23,228 YOU AND I ARE THROUGH, OK? 1462 01:00:23,271 --> 01:00:25,796 OH, AND BY THE WAY, HE CAME ON TO ME FIRST. 1463 01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:30,801 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE ONE CRAZY ITALIAN FREAK. 1464 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:33,238 BABY, NO, WAIT. WAIT! 1465 01:00:33,281 --> 01:00:34,413 WHERE YOU GO? 1466 01:00:34,456 --> 01:00:36,589 YOU--YOU CAME ON TO YOUR FIRST. 1467 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,330 ONLY BECAUSE I HAD TO FIND MY EYEBROW. 1468 01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:39,113 I HAD TO GET IT BACK. 1469 01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:40,332 REALLY? YE-- 1470 01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:41,768 ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT TO GO. 1471 01:00:41,812 --> 01:00:43,161 OH, DON'T BE LIKE--I'M SORRY-- 1472 01:00:43,204 --> 01:00:44,423 I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE-- 1473 01:00:44,466 --> 01:00:48,296 WAIT. WHERE ARE GOING? COME, COME BACK TO ME! 1474 01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:54,738 HI, HONEY. 1475 01:00:54,781 --> 01:00:56,348 HEY, MOM. 1476 01:00:56,391 --> 01:00:58,393 YEAH? 1477 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,745 COULD YOU GIVE ME CHILLS? 1478 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,922 YEAH. I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME 1479 01:01:04,965 --> 01:01:06,663 YOU ASKED FOR CHILLS. 1480 01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:08,926 ♪ I'LL WANT YOU 1481 01:01:08,969 --> 01:01:12,233 ♪ YEARS FROM NOW 1482 01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:13,931 ♪ I'LL LOVE YOU... 1483 01:01:13,974 --> 01:01:16,368 YOU NERVOUS ABOUT THE REGIONALS TOMORROW? 1484 01:01:16,411 --> 01:01:19,588 UM, A LITTLE. WE CAN BEAT MALIBU MAJESTIC. 1485 01:01:19,632 --> 01:01:21,503 WE ALL FEEL IT NOW. 1486 01:01:23,114 --> 01:01:25,377 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING... 1487 01:01:26,639 --> 01:01:28,685 MAYBE WE COULD TAKE A DANCE CLASS SOMETIME. 1488 01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:31,557 I MEAN, IT WILL BE KIND OF FUN TAKING A CLASS TOGETHER, SO... 1489 01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:35,256 YEAH. THAT'D BE REALLY NICE. 1490 01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:36,867 I GOT TO WARN YOU, THOUGH-- 1491 01:01:36,910 --> 01:01:39,086 MY MOVES ARE EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING THAN YOU REMEMBER. 1492 01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:40,958 NOT POSSIBLE. 1493 01:01:43,308 --> 01:01:45,702 ♪ I KNOW THIS WORLD... 1494 01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:47,573 MOM?MM-HMM.? 1495 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,446 ♪ AND IT WILL BE AGAIN 1496 01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:53,318 ♪ MANY TIMES WE'VE BEEN... ♪ 1497 01:01:53,361 --> 01:01:56,190 I'M SORRY IF I SAY THINGS SOMETIMES 1498 01:01:56,234 --> 01:01:57,757 AND IF I HURT YOU. 1499 01:01:57,801 --> 01:01:59,193 I WANT TO TALK. 1500 01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:02,501 I'M REALLY SORRY. 1501 01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:05,112 THAT'S OK. I KNOW. 1502 01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:06,244 COME HERE. 1503 01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:10,988 ♪ FUTURE I SEE... 1504 01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:12,337 I DON'T SUPPOSE THIS MEANS YOU'LL BE TAKING DOWN 1505 01:02:12,380 --> 01:02:13,947 THOSE "KEEP OUT" SIGNS OFF YOUR DOOR. 1506 01:02:13,991 --> 01:02:18,169 DON'T PUSH IT. 1507 01:02:21,172 --> 01:02:23,696 [CHILDREN SHOUT INDISTINCTLY] 1508 01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,787 [EXHALES] 1509 01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:29,658 [WHISPERS] Finals. 1510 01:02:34,663 --> 01:02:38,450 LOOK AT ME. I'M UP EARLY. 1511 01:02:59,253 --> 01:03:01,473 MANGO. 1512 01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:03,344 MANGO! 1513 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:07,087 MANGO! 1514 01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:11,483 Harry: HELLO. YOU KNOW WHO I AM, 1515 01:03:11,526 --> 01:03:13,572 SO LEAVE A MESSAGE. DON'T BE A COY LITTLE-- 1516 01:03:13,615 --> 01:03:14,703 [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] 1517 01:03:14,747 --> 01:03:16,140 HARRY, IT'S ME. LISTEN. 1518 01:03:16,183 --> 01:03:17,968 I NEED A NEW NOSE. 1519 01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:21,362 I'M COACHING THE REGIONALS TODAY, AND THE DOG ATE MY NOSE. 1520 01:03:21,406 --> 01:03:23,234 OK. CALL ME. 1521 01:03:25,018 --> 01:03:27,673 OH! HEY. 1522 01:03:31,198 --> 01:03:33,331 [INDISTINCT] 1523 01:03:35,028 --> 01:03:37,378 Announcer: WELCOME TO THE CAL SOUTH STATE CUP REGIONAL FINALS. 1524 01:03:37,422 --> 01:03:40,164 WHERE THE BEST FEMALE SOCCER TEAMS COME TO BATTLE IT OUT 1525 01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:42,166 AND CLAIM THE CUP. 1526 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:43,558 2 TEAMS TO WATCH TODAY ARE 1527 01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,996 THE 3-TIME CHAMPIONS, THE MAJESTIC, 1528 01:03:46,039 --> 01:03:47,562 THE HOT-SHOT TEAM FROM MALIBU, 1529 01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:49,260 AND THE MAR VISTA GALAXY, 1530 01:03:49,303 --> 01:03:51,915 WHO'VE HAD A SURPRISING COMEBACK THIS SEASON 1531 01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:55,135 UNDER THE ITALIAN SUPERSTAR COACH LORENZO VINCENZO. 1532 01:03:57,921 --> 01:04:00,053 IT SEEMS LIKE THIS RIVALRY IS TURNING INTO 1533 01:04:00,097 --> 01:04:02,751 A REAL GRUDGE MATCH. 1534 01:04:02,795 --> 01:04:04,971 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1535 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,108 Woman: THEY'RE ON FIELD 6! 1536 01:04:11,151 --> 01:04:13,110 SEE, OUT THERE IN THE RED. 1537 01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:15,155 [INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES] 1538 01:04:26,993 --> 01:04:28,429 HEY, I'LL SEE YOU AT KICK-OFF. 1539 01:04:28,473 --> 01:04:30,040 OK.HAVE A GOOD GAME. 1540 01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:31,215 THANKS. 1541 01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:40,224 [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 1542 01:04:40,267 --> 01:04:42,052 Girl: LORENZO! COACH LORENZO! 1543 01:04:42,095 --> 01:04:43,662 LORENZO! CIAO, BELLA. 1544 01:04:43,705 --> 01:04:44,881 HI, LORENZO. 1545 01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:46,665 OH, SI. 1546 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:48,885 LORENZO... 1547 01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:49,755 VINCENZO... 1548 01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:51,583 [CHUCKLES]THAT'S ME. 1549 01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:52,801 [CHUCKLES] OK. 1550 01:04:52,845 --> 01:04:56,196 HEY! WELCOME, MR. VINCENZO. 1551 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,806 WELCOME TO THE CAL SOUTH GAMES, 1552 01:04:57,850 --> 01:05:00,200 BIGGEST SOCCER TOURNAMENT WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI. 1553 01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:02,942 Man: LORENZO! 1554 01:05:02,986 --> 01:05:05,118 WELL, I KNOW YOUR TEAM'S PROBABLY REAL ANXIOUS TO MEET YOU, 1555 01:05:05,162 --> 01:05:07,251 SO LET'S GET YOU ON OVER TO FIELD NUMBER 12. SHALL WE? 1556 01:05:07,294 --> 01:05:08,600 YES, SI. ANXIOUS TO SEE ME. 1557 01:05:08,643 --> 01:05:09,818 YEAH.OK. 1558 01:05:09,862 --> 01:05:11,690 WE GO. I SIGN THE AUTOGRAPHS. 1559 01:05:11,733 --> 01:05:15,433 UH, YOU KNOW, MY PEOPLE, THEY SAY I'M GOING TO STAY ALL DAY 1560 01:05:15,476 --> 01:05:17,914 TO HAND OUT THE AWARDS TO THE BAMBINE. 1561 01:05:17,957 --> 01:05:19,828 RIGHT. WELL, IT MEANS A LOT TO THE KIDS 1562 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:22,614 TO BE HANDED A TROPHY BY SOMEONE OF YOUR STATURE. 1563 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,224 OF COURSE. 1564 01:05:24,268 --> 01:05:26,705 JUST REMEMBER, I HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY, HUH? 1565 01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:31,188 [CHUCKLES] 1566 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,238 CAN'T WE GO IN YET? 1567 01:05:38,282 --> 01:05:41,067 NOPE. NOT TILL MOMMY'S GOT HER NOSE. 1568 01:05:41,111 --> 01:05:42,286 WHAT? 1569 01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:44,375 I MEAN, GOT YOUR NOSE! [POPS] 1570 01:05:44,418 --> 01:05:45,985 ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE RIGHT HERE. 1571 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:47,856 OH! I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW. 1572 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,946 UH, PUT YOUR COSTUME ON, AND THEN WE'LL TALK. 1573 01:05:49,989 --> 01:05:51,512 OK.KIDDIES, 1574 01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,079 COME WITH UNCLE HARRY, PLEASE. 1575 01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:54,167 ALL RIGHT. GO, GO, GO. 1576 01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,039 LET'S GO AND GET SOME JUNK FOOD. 1577 01:05:56,082 --> 01:05:57,083 BYE, MOM! BYE, MOM! 1578 01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:58,737 BYE-BYE! 1579 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:02,088 BYE. 1580 01:06:23,762 --> 01:06:25,024 [SQUEAKS] 1581 01:06:25,068 --> 01:06:27,331 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1582 01:06:35,121 --> 01:06:38,733 [AS LORENZO] THE NOSE MAKE THE MAN, NO? 1583 01:06:40,822 --> 01:06:42,302 Announcer: AND IN THE SEMIS, 1584 01:06:42,346 --> 01:06:45,958 GALAXY AND THE CRUSH ARE REALLY GOING AT IT ON FIELD 7... 1585 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:49,918 GALAXY PLAYING REALLY WELL UNDER LORENZO VINCENZO'S COACHING. 1586 01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:51,224 THERE'S A SHOT, 1587 01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:53,270 PAST THE KEEPER, AND IT'S GOOD. 1588 01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:55,011 THAT'S 2 FOR GALAXY. 1589 01:06:55,054 --> 01:06:58,318 LOOKS LIKE A GALAXY GAME. 1590 01:06:58,362 --> 01:07:00,320 THIS PUTS GALAXY IN THE FINAL, 1591 01:07:00,364 --> 01:07:04,063 WHERE THEY'LL BE PLAYING THEIR OLD NEMESIS, MALIBU MAJESTIC. 1592 01:07:04,107 --> 01:07:06,326 IT SHOULD BE A VERY INTERESTING GAME. 1593 01:07:06,370 --> 01:07:08,981 THIS REALLY LOOKS LIKE A COMEBACK SEASON FOR THE GALAXY. 1594 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,156 ♪ ONLY ONE 1595 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:11,549 ♪ PLAY ME FOR A FOOL ♪ 1596 01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:12,724 ♪ HAD TO GET AWAY... ♪ 1597 01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:15,248 HEARD LORENZO VINCENZO'S COACHING YOU GUYS. 1598 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:16,336 WELL, YOU HEARD RIGHT. 1599 01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,598 YEAH. YOU'LL SURE NEED HIM 1600 01:07:17,642 --> 01:07:19,644 TO HAVE HALF A CHANCE AGAINST OUR TEAM. 1601 01:07:19,687 --> 01:07:23,126 TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE OUR SECRET WEAPON. 1602 01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:24,518 Announcer: VERY SPECIAL HERE TODAY, 1603 01:07:24,562 --> 01:07:26,085 THE HIGHEST-SCORING DEFENDER 1604 01:07:26,129 --> 01:07:28,305 IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER 1605 01:07:28,348 --> 01:07:30,481 AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNER 1606 01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:32,700 AT THE 2004 OLYMPIC GAMES-- 1607 01:07:32,744 --> 01:07:35,312 PLEASE WELCOME MALIBU MAJESTIC COACH 1608 01:07:35,355 --> 01:07:37,314 JOY FAWCETT. 1609 01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:39,620 [CHEERING] 1610 01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:43,015 GREAT. 1611 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,147 OH, YEAH. 1612 01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:46,410 MY DADDY PULLED A FEW STRINGS. 1613 01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:47,933 OH, YEAH? DIDN'T HE HAVE TO DO THAT 1614 01:07:47,976 --> 01:07:50,109 SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO REPEAT THE SEVENTH GRADE AGAIN? 1615 01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:52,024 NO, WE STILL HAD TO REPEAT THAT. 1616 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,461 DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY! 1617 01:07:54,505 --> 01:07:55,897 UGH! 1618 01:07:55,941 --> 01:07:58,291 WHAT? THE SECOND TIME WAS FUN. 1619 01:07:58,335 --> 01:08:00,685 MR. VINCENZO, YOUR TEAM IS WAITING FOR YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 1620 01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:02,252 HAVE A GOOD GAME. 1621 01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:04,123 UH, GAME?[GIRLS CHEERING] 1622 01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:06,604 UH...UH... 1623 01:08:06,647 --> 01:08:08,214 SCUSI. 1624 01:08:08,258 --> 01:08:10,042 YOU WANT ME TO SIGN A SHIRT? 1625 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,174 [GIRLS LAUGH] 1626 01:08:11,217 --> 01:08:12,479 [ALL TALK AT ONCE] 1627 01:08:12,523 --> 01:08:14,438 [WHISTLE BLOWS]COME ON. 1628 01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:18,137 PHEW. YEAH. 1629 01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:20,748 JUST WANT YOU KNOW, DESPITE WHAT YOU THOUGHT BEFORE, 1630 01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:24,012 YOU'RE THE ONLY DUDE I EVER WANTED TO KISS. 1631 01:08:27,233 --> 01:08:30,236 OHH! I AM A GENIUS. 1632 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:31,716 YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE LORENZO VINCENZO. 1633 01:08:31,759 --> 01:08:34,153 AHH. I AM LORENZO VINCENZO. 1634 01:08:34,197 --> 01:08:35,633 OH, THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 1635 01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:37,069 COME ON, KIDDIES.AAH-- 1636 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:40,638 PAZZO. PAZZO, PAZZO, PAZZO. 1637 01:08:40,681 --> 01:08:43,336 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 1638 01:08:47,514 --> 01:08:48,689 HERE YOU GO. 1639 01:08:48,733 --> 01:08:51,039 [INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES] 1640 01:08:55,348 --> 01:08:56,393 OH! 1641 01:08:56,436 --> 01:08:57,655 CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 1642 01:08:57,698 --> 01:08:59,657 OH, SURE. YOU BET. 1643 01:09:01,615 --> 01:09:03,530 [INDISTINCT] 1644 01:09:03,574 --> 01:09:06,881 THIS IS FROM-- [INDISTINCT] 1645 01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:11,016 NOT BY FABERGEÉ. THIS WAS CHEAP. 1646 01:09:11,059 --> 01:09:12,800 [INDISTINCT] 1647 01:09:12,844 --> 01:09:15,107 [BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1648 01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:23,681 AND I LIKE TO SQUEEZE... 1649 01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:26,336 [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 1650 01:09:27,337 --> 01:09:28,947 I HAVE THE QUESTION. 1651 01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:32,429 IN AMERICA, WHY IS WITH THE BAR ON THE GROUND? 1652 01:09:32,472 --> 01:09:35,345 IN ITALY, WE DON'T HAVE BARS. 1653 01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:37,651 [CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1654 01:09:40,350 --> 01:09:42,221 CIAO. 1655 01:09:50,751 --> 01:09:52,840 OH! THERE YOU ARE. 1656 01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:55,234 [PANTING] 1657 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:56,627 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1658 01:09:56,670 --> 01:09:57,845 PRONTO. 1659 01:09:57,889 --> 01:10:00,108 HELLO? IS THIS THE RIGHT LORENZO? 1660 01:10:00,152 --> 01:10:01,153 UH, SI. 1661 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,502 THIS IS JULIA ROBERT...SON. 1662 01:10:02,546 --> 01:10:04,156 JULIA ROBERTSON. 1663 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,942 AHH, JULIA. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 1664 01:10:07,986 --> 01:10:10,249 WELL--[EXHALES] I'M A BIG, BIG FAN, 1665 01:10:10,293 --> 01:10:12,164 AND I JUST SAW YOU ON THE TOURNAMENT. 1666 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,471 I LOOK GOOD, NO?OH, VERY GOOD, 1667 01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,909 AND I JUST DID SOMETHING VERY, VERY BAD. 1668 01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,432 SEE, I THOUGHT THE GREAT LORENZO MIGHT LIKE SOME COMPANY, 1669 01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:22,740 SO I BOOKED US A ROOM AT THE HOTEL ACROSS THE STREET. 1670 01:10:23,871 --> 01:10:25,264 YES. YES. 1671 01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:28,920 THIS IS... VERY, VERY BAD. 1672 01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:30,791 FOR YOU, I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL PUNISHMENT. 1673 01:10:30,835 --> 01:10:33,185 I WILL NEED A ZOOKEEPER'S UNIFORM 1674 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,492 AND A BUCKET OF ICE. 1675 01:10:35,535 --> 01:10:38,103 WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M INTO. 1676 01:10:38,146 --> 01:10:39,887 I'M IN ROOM 648. 1677 01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,367 I'LL SEE YOU IN 5 MINUTES. 1678 01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:45,850 THAT'S NICE. 1679 01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:49,027 BUONGIORNO, GALAXY GIRLS! 1680 01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:52,291 HOW MANY TIMES THAT GUY GOING TO CHANGE? 1681 01:10:52,335 --> 01:10:53,379 HE'S I-TALIAN. 1682 01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:54,598 PREGO. 1683 01:10:54,641 --> 01:10:55,947 HEY, COACH, ARE YOU OK? 1684 01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:58,341 SI. WHY WOULD I NOT BE OK? 1685 01:10:58,384 --> 01:11:00,995 YOU'RE ACTING KIND OF WEIRD. 1686 01:11:01,039 --> 01:11:02,170 [WHISTLE BLOWS]HEY, UNO MOMENTO, 1687 01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:04,216 SIGNOREREF, OK? OK. 1688 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:05,783 COME ON. PUT THE HANDS IN. 1689 01:11:05,826 --> 01:11:09,613 [EXHALES] REMEMBER, YOU'RE ALL CHAMPIONS IN THE HEART, YES? 1690 01:11:09,656 --> 01:11:11,267 Girls: SI. 1691 01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:12,616 OK. AND WHEN YOU GO OUT THERE 1692 01:11:12,659 --> 01:11:13,791 AND PLAY ON THIS FIELD TODAY, 1693 01:11:13,834 --> 01:11:15,662 YOU'RE PLAYING WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART. SI? 1694 01:11:15,706 --> 01:11:16,837 SI. 1695 01:11:16,881 --> 01:11:19,840 SO, HOW YOU SAY, DO THE MATH! 1696 01:11:19,884 --> 01:11:22,539 WHAT YOU WAITING FOR, I SEND YOU A MESSAGE ON YOUR MYSPACES? 1697 01:11:22,582 --> 01:11:24,454 LET'S GO PLAY SOCCER! 1698 01:11:24,497 --> 01:11:27,152 All: 1, 2, 3, GALAXY! 1699 01:11:27,195 --> 01:11:29,110 [CHEERING] 1700 01:11:30,895 --> 01:11:32,288 Man: GO, GIRLS! 1701 01:11:32,331 --> 01:11:34,333 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1702 01:11:41,514 --> 01:11:45,126 THE GREAT, BUT VERY LONELY, LORENZO IS HERE 1703 01:11:45,170 --> 01:11:48,129 TO PUNISH YOU, MY VERY, VERY BAD GIRL. 1704 01:11:48,173 --> 01:11:49,435 YES. 1705 01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:56,616 I ORDERED THE MEATLOAF SANDWICH, BUT YOU'LL DO. 1706 01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:58,401 OR MAYBE-- 1707 01:11:58,444 --> 01:11:59,619 [DOOR SHUTS] 1708 01:11:59,663 --> 01:12:01,491 OW! OOH. 1709 01:12:01,534 --> 01:12:03,057 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1710 01:12:03,101 --> 01:12:04,494 Announcer: AHH, AND THERE'S A NICE PASS. 1711 01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:06,017 [INDISTINCT] 1712 01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:07,366 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERING] 1713 01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:10,238 OH, AND NOW, THE MAJESTIC STEALS THE BALL. 1714 01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:12,197 MOVING DOWNFIELD-- [INDISTINCT] 1715 01:12:13,372 --> 01:12:14,765 NICE DEFENSE FROM GALAXY. 1716 01:12:14,808 --> 01:12:17,681 COME ON, YOU GUYS! DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ON THE FIELD! 1717 01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,596 [AS WENDY] CAN YOU TAKE OVER FOR A SEC? 1718 01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:21,337 YEAH, YEAH, SURE. 1719 01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:25,253 COME ON, GIRLS! WE CAN DO THIS! LET'S GO! 1720 01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:27,125 Announcer: VERY GOOD CONTROL. 1721 01:12:29,257 --> 01:12:30,171 CLOSING IN ARE-- 1722 01:12:30,215 --> 01:12:32,130 ALL THE WAY! SHOOT! SHOOT! 1723 01:12:32,173 --> 01:12:34,219 WHOA! AND THERE'S A SHOT. 1724 01:12:34,262 --> 01:12:36,177 A LITTLE WEAK. [INDISTINCT] 1725 01:12:36,221 --> 01:12:38,179 THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT 1726 01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:40,747 TO BEAT THE 3-TIME LEAGUE CHAMPION MALIBU. 1727 01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:43,271 Girl: GO TO HER! STAY WITH HER. 1728 01:12:44,229 --> 01:12:45,796 HEY! HEY. 1729 01:12:45,839 --> 01:12:47,188 Girl: GO AROUND! 1730 01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:48,407 BECCA! 1731 01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:50,322 GO, BECCA, GO! 1732 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,411 I'M HERE! 1733 01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:57,155 Announcer: GALAXY TRYING... 1734 01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:00,201 MALIBU GETS IT BACK. 1735 01:13:00,245 --> 01:13:01,768 GOING ON THE OFFENSE... 1736 01:13:01,812 --> 01:13:03,379 NICE FOOTWORK. 1737 01:13:03,422 --> 01:13:05,250 MOVING OVER TO THE RIGHT, 1738 01:13:05,293 --> 01:13:07,426 OH, AND SUCH A NICE PASS. 1739 01:13:07,470 --> 01:13:10,342 THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DANGEROUS FOR GALAXY. 1740 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:12,518 IF MALIBU DOES CLOSE IN, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 1741 01:13:12,562 --> 01:13:14,738 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1742 01:13:14,781 --> 01:13:16,217 AND THERE IT GOES ACROSS THE MIDDLE. 1743 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,177 KEEP A BED AT THE READY. 1744 01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:20,831 AND THERE'S A SHOT. 1745 01:13:20,874 --> 01:13:22,354 AND IT IS GOOD! 1746 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,487 MALIBU SCORED THE FIRST GOAL OF THE GAME, 1747 01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:26,532 AND THEY'RE ON TOP 1-0.OHH! 1748 01:13:26,576 --> 01:13:29,709 GALAXY IN A TOUGH SITUATION HERE. 1749 01:13:29,753 --> 01:13:32,233 WHERE'S COACH LORENZO WHEN WE NEED HIM? 1750 01:13:32,277 --> 01:13:34,671 [SIGHS] YEAH. WHERE IS THAT GUY? 1751 01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:36,803 [SIGHS]YOU OK? 1752 01:13:36,847 --> 01:13:39,197 OH, YEAH. YEAH. I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME... 1753 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,982 WATER. SOME STUFF. I'LL BE BACK. 1754 01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:47,771 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1755 01:13:53,298 --> 01:13:55,518 [GIRLS SHOUTING INDISTINCT] 1756 01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:06,224 Announcer: LOOKS LIKE MALIBU HAS HEARD THE WAKE-UP CALL 1757 01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:08,139 AND ARE TAKING THE GALAXY THREAT SERIOUSLY. 1758 01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:09,836 THEY'RE TURNING UP THE HEAT. 1759 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,229 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1760 01:14:11,272 --> 01:14:12,360 [WHISTLES] 1761 01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:14,275 THERE'S THE WHISTLE. FIRST HALF-- 1762 01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:16,626 MALIBU MAJESTIC IS UP. 1763 01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:18,758 BRAVO! BRAVO ON THE FIRST HALF! 1764 01:14:18,802 --> 01:14:20,673 GOOD JOB, GUYS. GOOD JOB. 1765 01:14:20,717 --> 01:14:23,241 LOOKING GOOD, GUYS. ALL RIGHT. 1766 01:14:23,284 --> 01:14:25,330 BENE.GOOD JOB. 1767 01:14:27,158 --> 01:14:29,073 GOOD. OK. YES. 1768 01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:31,075 BENE.NICE WORK. 1769 01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:33,556 DRINK SOME WATER. HYDRATING. 1770 01:14:35,775 --> 01:14:38,082 [DISTANT CHEERING] 1771 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,824 Announcer: IS SOMETHING GOING ON ON THE SIDELINES? 1772 01:14:40,867 --> 01:14:42,173 WHO ARE YOU? 1773 01:14:42,216 --> 01:14:46,569 I CAN'T QUITE MAKE IT OUT, BUT AM I SEEING DOUBLE? 1774 01:14:47,308 --> 01:14:50,137 I AM LORENZO VINCENZO. 1775 01:14:53,184 --> 01:14:55,186 EH? 1776 01:14:55,229 --> 01:14:57,797 NO, BECAUSE I... 1777 01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,407 AM LORENZO VINCENZO. 1778 01:14:59,451 --> 01:15:01,453 EH? 1779 01:15:02,628 --> 01:15:04,108 WHO ARE YOU? 1780 01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:11,028 WE ARE BOTH LORENZO VINCENZO. BRAVO! YES? 1781 01:15:11,071 --> 01:15:14,422 BRAVO! LET'S PLAY SOCCER, EH? 1782 01:15:14,466 --> 01:15:16,424 I THINK IT'S TIME TO GIVE IT UP. 1783 01:15:16,468 --> 01:15:18,601 [SHUTTERS CLICKING] 1784 01:15:25,303 --> 01:15:27,740 AAH![CROWD GASPING] 1785 01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:29,437 [AS WENDY] OH! MY NOSE! 1786 01:15:29,481 --> 01:15:31,570 MY NOSE. 1787 01:15:31,614 --> 01:15:34,573 I KNOW THAT VOICE.OH! 1788 01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:37,097 THIS IS WEIRD. 1789 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,058 AAH![CROWD GASPS] 1790 01:15:41,101 --> 01:15:42,755 Boy: WHOA! 1791 01:15:42,799 --> 01:15:45,279 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1792 01:15:45,323 --> 01:15:47,238 I'LL DO IT. 1793 01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:51,198 [GRUNTING] 1794 01:15:57,074 --> 01:15:58,249 THE CRAZY WOMAN. 1795 01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,382 OH, MY GOD. 1796 01:16:01,426 --> 01:16:03,297 [GRUNTS] 1797 01:16:03,341 --> 01:16:04,951 [SIGHS] 1798 01:16:08,085 --> 01:16:10,000 I'M SO SORRY. 1799 01:16:21,402 --> 01:16:22,926 WHY? 1800 01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:25,493 SWEETIE... 1801 01:16:25,537 --> 01:16:26,886 I KNEW IT WAS TOTALLY CRAZY, 1802 01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:28,235 BUT I JUST-- 1803 01:16:28,279 --> 01:16:29,454 I COULDN'T BEAR TELLING YOU 1804 01:16:29,497 --> 01:16:30,890 I'D BLOWN THE CHANCE FOR YOU TO BE COACHED 1805 01:16:30,934 --> 01:16:32,588 BY SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOK UP TO. 1806 01:16:32,631 --> 01:16:34,241 I KNEW IT WOULD CRUSH YOU, AND I JUST-- 1807 01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,765 I COULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 1808 01:16:35,808 --> 01:16:38,245 THEN, EVERYTHING WAS JUST A BIG, HUGE LIE? 1809 01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:41,031 I'M REALLY SORRY. 1810 01:16:45,209 --> 01:16:47,211 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1811 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:52,390 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME EMBARRASS MYSELF THAT WAY. 1812 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:55,393 AND BY THE WAY, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE KISSER. 1813 01:16:57,134 --> 01:17:00,398 WELL, YOU SURE FOOLED THEM. 1814 01:17:00,441 --> 01:17:02,400 GO AND GET SOME HOT DOGS. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 1815 01:17:02,443 --> 01:17:04,402 SHOULD WE CLEAN YOU UP? OH, IT'S-- 1816 01:17:04,445 --> 01:17:06,186 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'LL GET IT. 1817 01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:07,274 WE'LL BE FINE. 1818 01:17:07,318 --> 01:17:08,493 Woman: THANKS, COACH. 1819 01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:10,234 Man: THANKS. 1820 01:17:10,277 --> 01:17:12,105 [SIGHS] 1821 01:17:15,761 --> 01:17:17,807 OHH. 1822 01:17:17,850 --> 01:17:19,547 OH. 1823 01:17:19,591 --> 01:17:21,027 I GUESS YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME THEM. 1824 01:17:21,071 --> 01:17:22,507 [SNIFFLES] 1825 01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:25,641 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1826 01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:27,904 COLLEGES ONLY GO SO FAR. 1827 01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:32,909 SOMETIMES, PEOPLE NEED A LITTLE, UH, COACHING. 1828 01:17:34,737 --> 01:17:37,174 IT'S TIME TO LEAD THEM FOR REAL, WENDY. 1829 01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:40,917 YOU'RE ON. 1830 01:17:45,965 --> 01:17:48,576 WAIT A MINUTE. I-- HEY. 1831 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:49,839 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, EVERYBODY. 1832 01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:51,797 I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY. I-- 1833 01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:53,233 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1834 01:17:53,277 --> 01:17:54,365 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1835 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:56,454 HEY, GIRLS, GET BACK HERE. 1836 01:17:56,497 --> 01:17:58,238 YOU'RE NOT DONE YET. 1837 01:17:58,282 --> 01:18:01,372 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1838 01:18:04,070 --> 01:18:05,202 LISTEN UP, ALL YOU GALAXY GIRLS. 1839 01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:07,683 I GOT ONE LAST THING TO SAY TO YOU, OK? 1840 01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:11,338 I'M REALLY SORRY THIS WHOLE THING WENT SO FAR. 1841 01:18:11,382 --> 01:18:14,298 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO. 1842 01:18:14,341 --> 01:18:15,865 I WAS... 1843 01:18:15,908 --> 01:18:18,041 I WAS AFRAID OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER, 1844 01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,912 SO I MADE A VERY BAD DECISION. 1845 01:18:19,956 --> 01:18:23,873 BUT PLEASE, DON'T WALK AWAY FROM THIS GAME TODAY BECAUSE I WAS AN IDIOT. 1846 01:18:23,916 --> 01:18:25,701 YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE PLAYING WELL 1847 01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:28,138 BECAUSE YOU FINALLY HAD A GREAT COACH AGAIN. 1848 01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:31,054 BUT REALLY, IT WAS YOU GUYS ALL ALONG. 1849 01:18:31,097 --> 01:18:33,099 YOUR SKILLS AND YOUR HEARTS-- 1850 01:18:33,143 --> 01:18:35,711 THAT IS WHAT GOT YOU HERE TODAY. 1851 01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:38,322 YOU JUST NEEDED A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA, A LITTLE MAGIC, 1852 01:18:38,365 --> 01:18:40,411 AND SO, YOU BELIEVED IN THIS FAMOUS GUY LORENZO. 1853 01:18:40,454 --> 01:18:43,501 BUT...DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK 1854 01:18:43,544 --> 01:18:46,243 OR WHAT LORENZO THINKS OR WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS. 1855 01:18:46,286 --> 01:18:48,593 THE QUESTION NOW IS 1856 01:18:48,636 --> 01:18:50,595 YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE CHAMPIONS. 1857 01:19:16,926 --> 01:19:18,928 LET'S PLAY SOCCER. 1858 01:19:25,238 --> 01:19:27,893 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1859 01:19:31,070 --> 01:19:33,203 WELL? WHAT, YOU GOING TO-- 1860 01:19:33,246 --> 01:19:35,945 YOU WANT AN INVITATION? I SHOULD SEND YOU AN EVITE? 1861 01:19:35,988 --> 01:19:37,511 LET'S GO PLAY SOCCER! 1862 01:19:37,555 --> 01:19:39,949 [APPLAUSE]Man: YEAH! 1863 01:19:46,346 --> 01:19:47,652 Girl: JUST GET THE JOB DONE. 1864 01:19:47,695 --> 01:19:49,306 I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO PULL THEIR HAIR OUT. 1865 01:19:49,349 --> 01:19:50,611 GET IT DONE. 1866 01:19:50,655 --> 01:19:52,831 1, 2, 3--All: MALIBU! 1867 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:55,660 OK, YOU GUYS. WE CAN BEAT MALIBU. WE CAN, ALL RIGHT? 1868 01:19:55,703 --> 01:19:57,662 WE JUST GOT TO RUN HARD AND MAKE SURE YOU STAY ON SIDE. 1869 01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:59,838 AND--[INDISTINCT] FOR NUMBER 2 AND 3, OK? 1870 01:19:59,882 --> 01:20:01,274 WE GOT THIS. 1871 01:20:01,318 --> 01:20:02,623 [ALL TALK AT ONCE] 1872 01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:04,234 GALAXY! 1873 01:20:04,277 --> 01:20:06,671 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERING] 1874 01:20:06,714 --> 01:20:08,020 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1875 01:20:08,064 --> 01:20:10,936 Announcer: WELCOME BACK TO THE SECOND HALF ACTION. 1876 01:20:10,980 --> 01:20:13,504 GALAXY REALLY NEEDS TO MOVE FORWARD AND SCORE 1877 01:20:13,547 --> 01:20:15,114 IF THEY WANT TO STAY IN THIS GAME. 1878 01:20:15,158 --> 01:20:16,986 [INDISTINCT SHOUT] 1879 01:20:17,943 --> 01:20:19,945 GOT TO GET THE BALL BACK OUT. 1880 01:20:19,989 --> 01:20:21,164 Announcer: MALIBU HAS MOMENTUM. 1881 01:20:21,207 --> 01:20:23,166 THEY SEEM TO BE READY TO SCORE ANOTHER GOAL 1882 01:20:23,209 --> 01:20:24,341 AND JUST END THE MATCH. 1883 01:20:24,384 --> 01:20:27,170 THEY PLAY GOOD FOR LITTLE GIRLS. 1884 01:20:27,213 --> 01:20:28,867 GALAXY GIRLS, FEELING THE PRESSURE, 1885 01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:30,738 KEEPING A GOOD DEFENSE. 1886 01:20:30,782 --> 01:20:33,002 I'M SORRY I-- [INDISTINCT] 1887 01:20:33,045 --> 01:20:34,742 NAH.OH, NICE LITTLE MOVE THERE. 1888 01:20:34,786 --> 01:20:36,396 I'M SORRY I GIVE YOU THE SQUEEZE 1889 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:38,790 WHEN YOU NO WANT THE SQUEEZE. 1890 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,967 I TELL YOU, BOTH TEAMS ARE PLAYING HARD. 1891 01:20:42,011 --> 01:20:43,142 OK TO SQUEEZE NOW? 1892 01:20:43,186 --> 01:20:45,014 STILL NO SQUEEZE. VA BENE. 1893 01:20:52,456 --> 01:20:54,327 HERE'S THE PASS TO GALAXY 1894 01:20:54,371 --> 01:20:55,546 WHO CAME DOWN TO MALIBU TERRITORY. 1895 01:20:55,589 --> 01:20:56,939 [BOTH GRUNT] 1896 01:20:56,982 --> 01:20:59,767 THERE'S A COLLISION. TEAM MALIBU GOES DOWN. 1897 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:01,073 HOPE THEY'RE OK. 1898 01:21:02,248 --> 01:21:04,642 BIG KICK! GO! GO, GO, GO! YEAH! 1899 01:21:04,685 --> 01:21:06,731 GALAXY IS PICKING UP THE PACE, 1900 01:21:06,774 --> 01:21:08,907 MOVING FORWARD, CRUSHING THE MALIBU TEAM. 1901 01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:12,519 THEY ARE REALLY STARTING TO OPEN UP THE GAME NOW. 1902 01:21:12,563 --> 01:21:13,956 COME ON! FEEL THE RHYTHM! 1903 01:21:13,999 --> 01:21:16,872 AND THERE'S A NICE BALL INTO THE CORNER. 1904 01:21:16,915 --> 01:21:18,177 CENTER IT! CENTER IT! 1905 01:21:18,221 --> 01:21:19,439 THAT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT, LAURIE! 1906 01:21:19,483 --> 01:21:21,267 COME ON! THAT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT! LET'S GO! 1907 01:21:21,311 --> 01:21:23,095 Announcer: PASSES BACK OVER TO BECCA HANDLER. 1908 01:21:24,053 --> 01:21:26,142 SHE CHIPS IT UP INTO THE BOX. 1909 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:28,057 IN FOR THE HEADER. 1910 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,972 AND THERE IT IS! IT'S A GOAL! 1911 01:21:30,015 --> 01:21:31,364 NICELY DONE! 1912 01:21:31,408 --> 01:21:32,757 [CHEERING] 1913 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,672 THE GALAXY HAS TIED IT UP ONE-ONE. 1914 01:21:34,715 --> 01:21:37,109 LOOKS LIKE ANYBODY'S GAME FROM HERE. 1915 01:21:37,153 --> 01:21:39,242 GALAXY REALLY STARTING TO LOOK CONFIDENT. 1916 01:21:39,285 --> 01:21:41,418 THAT'S OUR BABY GIRL. 1917 01:21:41,461 --> 01:21:43,115 THAT'S OUR BABY GIRL. 1918 01:21:43,159 --> 01:21:45,161 [BOTH LAUGH] 1919 01:21:47,293 --> 01:21:48,729 NOW, DON'T YOU START. 1920 01:21:48,773 --> 01:21:50,340 [CHUCKLES] 1921 01:21:50,383 --> 01:21:52,168 WHAT? 1922 01:21:53,343 --> 01:21:55,171 THIS IS A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR MALIBU. 1923 01:21:55,214 --> 01:21:56,389 WHAT WAS THAT? YOU'RE SO--OH! 1924 01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:57,695 JUST SHOWING A LITTLE FRUSTRATION OUT THERE. 1925 01:21:57,738 --> 01:22:01,133 REF, THEY CAN'T JUST GO OUT HERE AND PLAY. 1926 01:22:01,177 --> 01:22:03,135 AND IF YOU WOULD READ THE APPLICATION, 1927 01:22:03,179 --> 01:22:07,009 IT CLEARLY STATES LORENZO VINCENZO IS COACHING THIS TEAM TODAY. 1928 01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:10,447 AND THIS WHATEVER IS NOT LORENZO VINCENZO. 1929 01:22:10,490 --> 01:22:12,231 AND THAT... 1930 01:22:12,275 --> 01:22:14,886 IS AN AUTOMATIC FORFEIT. 1931 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:17,149 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1932 01:22:19,021 --> 01:22:20,892 EXCUSE ME. 1933 01:22:28,291 --> 01:22:30,510 UH... 1934 01:22:30,554 --> 01:22:33,949 I'M AFRAID SHE'S RIGHT. 1935 01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:36,255 I'M SORRY. 1936 01:22:36,299 --> 01:22:37,735 [LORENZO CLEARS THROAT] 1937 01:22:40,303 --> 01:22:42,131 SCUSI. 1938 01:22:45,917 --> 01:22:47,745 LORENZO... 1939 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,443 IS HERE TO COACH THE TEAM, 1940 01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:52,315 JUST LIKE THE APPLICATION SAYS. 1941 01:22:52,358 --> 01:22:55,100 OTHERWISE, THESE GALAXY RAGAZZE NO GET A CHANCE 1942 01:22:55,144 --> 01:22:58,843 TO FINISH WHAT THEY STARTED, EH? 1943 01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:02,978 YEAH! UM... 1944 01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:04,109 THAT SETTLES IT. 1945 01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:06,155 LET THE GAME CONTINUE! 1946 01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:07,330 Woman: YES! [CHEERING] 1947 01:23:07,373 --> 01:23:08,592 Wendy: OK, GALAXY GIRLS! QUICK, HUDDLE UP! 1948 01:23:08,635 --> 01:23:10,072 YEAH! YEAH! 1949 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,290 BECCA, I NEED YOU HERE. 1950 01:23:11,334 --> 01:23:12,465 LAURIE, I NEED YOU HERE. 1951 01:23:12,509 --> 01:23:13,640 I WANT YOU GUYS TO DRIVE FOR THE GOAL HERE 1952 01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:15,642 PAST TAMARA HERE, UNLESS... 1953 01:23:15,686 --> 01:23:17,470 LORENZO THE GREAT HAS A BETTER IDEA. 1954 01:23:17,514 --> 01:23:20,299 NO, NO. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'D DO. 1955 01:23:20,343 --> 01:23:22,954 Announcer: SOME UNUSUAL @CTIVITY IN THE SIDELINES 1956 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,825 FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS GAME. 1957 01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:27,002 AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE RESUMING PLAY. 1958 01:23:27,045 --> 01:23:28,133 [CHUCKLES] WAIT. 1959 01:23:28,177 --> 01:23:29,569 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 1960 01:23:29,613 --> 01:23:32,137 SO, SHE'S YOUR MOM, AND SHE'S A DUDE. 1961 01:23:32,181 --> 01:23:33,225 [LAUGHS] 1962 01:23:33,269 --> 01:23:35,010 NO, TIFFANY, SHE'S JUST MY MOM, 1963 01:23:35,053 --> 01:23:37,229 BUT SHE'S TWICE THE PERSON YOU'LL EVER BE. 1964 01:23:38,578 --> 01:23:40,450 HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU SCORED ONE GOAL, 1965 01:23:40,493 --> 01:23:42,104 DON'T GET ALL RUDY ON ME. 1966 01:23:42,147 --> 01:23:44,410 YOU KNOW THIS IS THE SAME PLAY 1967 01:23:44,454 --> 01:23:46,630 WE RAN AT THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST BRAZIL. 1968 01:23:46,673 --> 01:23:48,849 I KNOW. 1969 01:23:48,893 --> 01:23:50,764 YOU KNOW WE LOST THAT GAME. 1970 01:23:52,897 --> 01:23:54,072 STILL A GOOD PLAY. 1971 01:23:54,116 --> 01:23:55,508 Announcer: COMING OFF THE FREE KICK, 1972 01:23:55,552 --> 01:23:58,294 THE PRESSURE IS REALLY ON FOR THESE 2 TERRIFIC TEAMS. 1973 01:23:58,337 --> 01:24:01,471 IMAGINE, A WHOLE SEASON COME DOWN TO ONE POINT. 1974 01:24:01,514 --> 01:24:04,213 Tony: COME ON, GIRLS! WE CAN DO THIS! LET'S GO! 1975 01:24:06,171 --> 01:24:08,434 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1976 01:24:11,872 --> 01:24:13,439 Announcer: BOTH TEAMS PLAYING VERY AGGRESSIVELY. 1977 01:24:13,483 --> 01:24:15,311 THEY BOTH WANT THIS. 1978 01:24:19,228 --> 01:24:23,275 A LOT OF CONTACT GOING AFTER EVERY--[INDISTINCT] BALL. 1979 01:24:24,450 --> 01:24:25,930 BOTH TEAMS LOOKING TO SCORE. 1980 01:24:25,973 --> 01:24:27,497 REMEMBER THE MOVES, RIGHT? REMEMBER THE MOVES! 1981 01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:29,716 FEEL THE MUSIC, ALL RIGHT? 1982 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:32,067 ALL RIGHT, NOW, SLIDE IT OUT. SLIDE IT OUT. 1983 01:24:32,110 --> 01:24:34,330 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1984 01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:39,335 Announcer: AND THERE'S A PASS TO BECCA HANDLER. 1985 01:24:39,378 --> 01:24:41,902 OH, AND THERE'S A LORENZO VINCENZO SIGNATURE MOVE. 1986 01:24:41,946 --> 01:24:43,252 VERY NICELY DONE. 1987 01:24:43,295 --> 01:24:44,514 TAKE THAT DOWN ALL THE WAY! 1988 01:24:44,557 --> 01:24:46,907 GALAXY POSITION LOOKS VERY STRONG. 1989 01:24:46,951 --> 01:24:49,127 MOVING FORWARD... 1990 01:24:49,171 --> 01:24:51,129 GO, GO, GO! LAURIE, THAT WAS-- 1991 01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:53,088 THERE'S THE FAST BREAK, 1992 01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:54,828 MOVING INTO THE MALIBU TERRITORY. 1993 01:24:54,872 --> 01:24:56,221 AND THEY KEEP MOVING OUT, 1994 01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:59,137 TRYING TO CUT THE ANGLE. DRIBBLE FORWARD... 1995 01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:03,185 I CAN'T REALLY PLACE THE BALL. 1996 01:25:03,228 --> 01:25:05,883 HITS THE POST. IT'S GOOD! IT'S OVER THE LINE! 1997 01:25:05,926 --> 01:25:08,277 IT'S OVER! [CHEERING] 1998 01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:13,151 MAR VISTA GALAXY HAS DEFEATED MALIBU MAJESTIC 1999 01:25:13,195 --> 01:25:15,632 TO WIN THE CAL STATE FINALS! 2000 01:25:15,675 --> 01:25:17,634 YEAH! [CHEERS] 2001 01:25:17,677 --> 01:25:20,811 THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE ENDING FOR THE GALAXY, 2002 01:25:20,854 --> 01:25:24,162 WHO HAD A COMEBACK SEASON. UNBELIEVABLE. 2003 01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:26,295 [NO AUDIO] 2004 01:25:26,338 --> 01:25:29,994 FANTASTIC! THIS IS WHAT SOCCER IS ALL ABOUT. 2005 01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:32,257 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERING] 2006 01:25:38,220 --> 01:25:40,700 THANKS A LOT. YOU GUYS WERE A BIG HELP. 2007 01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:55,324 ♪ HERE WE ARE 2008 01:25:55,367 --> 01:25:56,934 ♪ WE'VE COME THIS FAR... 2009 01:25:56,977 --> 01:25:59,197 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ANYONE ELSE, MOM. 2010 01:25:59,241 --> 01:26:00,546 JUST BE YOURSELF, OK? 2011 01:26:00,590 --> 01:26:02,200 ALL RIGHT. 2012 01:26:02,244 --> 01:26:03,245 COME HERE.MOM! 2013 01:26:03,288 --> 01:26:04,550 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 2014 01:26:04,594 --> 01:26:06,900 ♪ WE ARE [CHEERING] 2015 01:26:06,944 --> 01:26:08,206 ♪ WE'VE COME THIS FAR... 2016 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,773 WE WON! [CHEERING CONTINUES] 2017 01:26:09,816 --> 01:26:12,210 [INDISTINCT SINGING] 2018 01:26:12,254 --> 01:26:15,996 All: GALAXY! GALAXY! GALAXY! GALAXY! 2019 01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:19,435 GALAXY! GALAXY! GALAXY! GALAXY! 2020 01:26:21,828 --> 01:26:23,874 GOOD GAME. 2021 01:26:25,354 --> 01:26:28,183 YOU, TOO. YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT SEASON, TOO. 2022 01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:29,227 HEY. 2023 01:26:29,271 --> 01:26:31,229 DON'T PUSH IT. 2024 01:26:36,103 --> 01:26:38,018 ALL TOGETHER, NOW, GALAXY GIRLS. 2025 01:26:38,062 --> 01:26:39,803 WAIT. SOMEONE'S MISSING. 2026 01:26:39,846 --> 01:26:41,674 LORENZO! 2027 01:26:43,415 --> 01:26:45,374 [SIGHS] 2028 01:26:45,417 --> 01:26:48,246 EVERYBODY SAY FORMAGGIO! 2029 01:26:48,290 --> 01:26:50,292 All: FORMAGGIO! 2030 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:56,602 THINK YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE THOSE. 2031 01:26:56,646 --> 01:26:58,125 OH, I KNOW. 2032 01:26:59,257 --> 01:27:00,780 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 2033 01:27:00,824 --> 01:27:04,001 [BOTH SPEAK INDISTINCTLY] 2034 01:27:04,044 --> 01:27:05,611 YES, MISS YOU. [CHUCKLES] 2035 01:27:05,655 --> 01:27:09,746 ♪ HERE WE ARE 2036 01:27:09,789 --> 01:27:13,053 ♪ WE'VE COME THIS FAR 2037 01:27:13,097 --> 01:27:14,620 ♪ LOVE IS IN THE LIVING... ♪ 2038 01:27:14,664 --> 01:27:17,057 [INDISTINCT SHOUT] 2039 01:27:19,059 --> 01:27:20,800 Becca: ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT EVERYTHING, MOM-- 2040 01:27:20,844 --> 01:27:24,239 WATERS, SUNSCREEN, 2041 01:27:24,282 --> 01:27:25,370 MAYBE A SPARE NOSE? 2042 01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:27,285 Wendy: VERY FUNNY, BECCA. 2043 01:27:57,010 --> 01:28:00,144 ♪ YOU KNOW I CAN'T PRETEND 2044 01:28:00,187 --> 01:28:03,452 ♪ IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT 2045 01:28:03,495 --> 01:28:07,499 ♪ I HAVE BECOME SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 2046 01:28:09,545 --> 01:28:13,288 ♪ THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO SAY ♪ 2047 01:28:13,331 --> 01:28:16,247 ♪ YOU SEE ME EVERY DAY 2048 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:20,730 ♪ I WISH THAT I COULD SHOUT IT OUT ♪ 2049 01:28:21,687 --> 01:28:24,255 ♪ YOU GOT TO RUN 2050 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:26,083 ♪ THIS WILL-- [WOMAN SCREAMS] 2051 01:28:26,126 --> 01:28:28,259 ARE YOU CRAZY? GET OUT OF HERE! 2052 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:29,956 SORRY! 2053 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,349 MI DISPIACE! 2054 01:28:31,393 --> 01:28:33,133 EHH... MI SCUSI. 2055 01:28:34,352 --> 01:28:36,354 ♪ AND YOU GOT TO KNOW 2056 01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:40,663 ♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING 2057 01:28:40,706 --> 01:28:43,100 ♪ YOU GOT TO BE 2058 01:28:43,143 --> 01:28:46,364 ♪ BEST THAT YOU CAN BE 2059 01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:48,975 ♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME 2060 01:28:54,503 --> 01:28:58,115 ♪ SOME THINGS I TRY TO HIDE ♪ 2061 01:28:58,158 --> 01:29:01,336 ♪ YOU SEE THROUGH MY DISGUISE ♪ 2062 01:29:01,379 --> 01:29:05,165 ♪ WHEN YOU ARE TEARING DOWN THE WALL ♪ 2063 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:10,693 ♪ YOUR GOING TO FIGURE OUT 2064 01:29:10,736 --> 01:29:14,087 ♪ I KNOW WITHOUT A DOUBT 2065 01:29:14,131 --> 01:29:18,570 ♪ THESE THINGS DON'T MATTER MUCH AT ALL ♪ 2066 01:29:20,790 --> 01:29:22,487 ♪ YOU WILL BE... [WOMAN SCREAMS] 2067 01:29:22,531 --> 01:29:23,706 OH, YOU AGAIN? 2068 01:29:24,968 --> 01:29:27,840 I TELL YOU I ALREADY SORRY. 2069 01:29:27,884 --> 01:29:30,974 NO, SEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DOOR LANGUAGE. 2070 01:29:31,931 --> 01:29:34,325 ♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE 2071 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:38,242 ♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT UP THAT HILL ♪ 2072 01:29:38,285 --> 01:29:41,114 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO KNOW 2073 01:29:41,158 --> 01:29:44,683 ♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING 2074 01:29:44,727 --> 01:29:46,903 ♪ BUT YOU GOT TO BE 2075 01:29:46,946 --> 01:29:50,428 ♪ THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE 2076 01:29:50,472 --> 01:29:53,213 ♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME 2077 01:29:56,913 --> 01:29:59,829 ♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME 2078 01:30:04,529 --> 01:30:07,489 ♪ SORRY 2079 01:30:07,532 --> 01:30:10,492 ♪ IS NOT A WORD I WANT TO HEAR ♪ 2080 01:30:10,535 --> 01:30:14,147 ♪ SO EASILY 2081 01:30:14,191 --> 01:30:15,584 ♪ I NEED TO KNOW 2082 01:30:15,627 --> 01:30:18,500 ♪ THAT LIFE WON'T PASS 2083 01:30:18,543 --> 01:30:21,720 ♪ YOU BY 2084 01:30:21,764 --> 01:30:24,288 ♪ YOU GOT TO RUN 2085 01:30:24,331 --> 01:30:27,639 ♪ THIS WORLD AIN'T STANDING STILL ♪ 2086 01:30:27,683 --> 01:30:30,076 ♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE 2087 01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:34,298 ♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT UP THAT HILL ♪ 2088 01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:37,083 ♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW 2089 01:30:37,127 --> 01:30:40,478 ♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING 2090 01:30:40,522 --> 01:30:42,872 ♪ YOU GOT TO BE ♪ THE BEST THAT 2091 01:30:42,915 --> 01:30:46,397 ♪ THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE ♪ 2092 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:48,965 ♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME ♪ YOU GOT TO RUN 2093 01:30:50,096 --> 01:30:53,273 ♪ THIS WORLD AIN'T STANDING STILL ♪ 2094 01:30:53,317 --> 01:30:55,885 ♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ♪ YOU CAN 2095 01:30:55,928 --> 01:30:59,889 ♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT UP THAT HILL ♪ 2096 01:30:59,932 --> 01:31:01,499 ♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW 2097 01:31:01,543 --> 01:31:02,892 ♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW 2098 01:31:02,935 --> 01:31:06,330 ♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING 2099 01:31:06,373 --> 01:31:08,288 ♪ YOU GOT TO BE ♪ THE BEST THAT 2100 01:31:08,332 --> 01:31:12,075 ♪ THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE ♪ 2101 01:31:12,118 --> 01:31:14,556 ♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME 2102 01:31:17,254 --> 01:31:22,172 ♪ I HAVE BECOME SOMEBODY ELSE ♪ 133197

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