All language subtitles for Gunsmoke S05E26 (Unwanted Deputy)

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Starring James
Arness as Matt Dillon.

Wait a minute, cowboy.

Let me go, mister.

No one knocks a drink out
of my hand and just walks off.

It's a mistake. I didn't
see you standing there.

Well, why not?

I just didn't see
you, that's all.

Well, can you see me now?

Of course I can.

Can you hear me?

Please, mister, I got
to get back to camp.

I said, can you hear me?

Well?

You're a dirty pig.

- You're a dirty bullying pig.
- What?

You eat from a trough, mister.

All right, get back inside.

Go on.

You hear me?

Go on, all of you.

None of you saw anything.

Any one of you says anything
about this, you're gonna get the same.

Go on.

All right, hold it here.

I'll take that gun.

Dave Walsh here
draw first, that it?

Clem?

Dave drew first.

He's lying, Marshal.

He tried to kill
me. I had to do it.

All right, let's go.

You're not gonna jail
me, are you, Marshal?

Till the judge decides
what to do with you.

Well, they couldn't hang
me for this, could they?

Let's go.

Some of you boys take
care of him, will you?

Breakfast ready yet?

Just bread and coffee. I'll
have some bacon in a minute.

I'll need some
grub to take along.

It's a three-day ride to
Dodge, and... Fill these.

Vince, it won't do no good,
you can't bring Dave back.

- He's dead.
- That Dodge marshal

didn't need to
arrest my brother.

- I'm gonna kill him, Maise.
- That marshal arrested him two months ago.

Dave was hanged in Hayes City.

And I'm going after the
man who is responsible.

The marshal will kill
you, or you will kill him,

and end up hanging
for it, just like Dave.

Not the way I'm gonna do it.

I got me a plan.

- I'm gonna fix things just right.
- You'll still hang.

I told you, I got me a plan.

He's gonna make me kill him.

He's gonna draw first.

When he does, I'll
get him and I'll go free.

♪ Oh, rabbit run
and rabbit flew ♪

♪ And the rabbit
tore his tail in two ♪

Hey, you know, I think
it's about time for dinner,

don't you, Mr. Dillon?

Yeah, I guess so, for anybody
that's put in a hard morning's work.

Yeah... Well, now... Now, just a
minute. That ain't hardly fair, Mr. Dillon.

I swept out the
place this morning.

I went out there and I got a
whole big load of stove wood.

Brought it in.

Yeah. I was meaning
to ask you about that.

Kind of curious. How come
you loaded up the office

with firewood in hot
weather like this?

Well, the thing was, you see,

when I was sweeping out in
there, it was so doggone hot

that... uh, well, I
just got to thinking

about the winter time, you see,
just to kind of cool off, you know?

And-And then I
got to remembering

how doggone cold it
is in the winter time,

and, well, it's just
such a terrible thing

to have to go
out in all that wind

and-and the weather,
and uh, to get the wood...

Well, I just figured it was
better to go out and get it

when it was nice and warm.

Mm-hmm. Well, serves
me right for asking.

Yeah. Huh?

Nothing, Chester. Nothing.

Well, what about dinner?

- You Marshal Dillon?
- What can I do for you?

I was thinking, maybe I
could do something for you.

- That so?
- My name is Wylie.

- Vince Wylie.
- Well, what's on your mind?

Well, I'm new in town. I was
figuring on staying a spell.

Marshal,

I'm not one to hold with
violence and lawbreakin' and all.

Well, you ain't gonna like
it around here very long,

I can tell you that.

Oh, this is Chester Goode, here.

I was thinking, maybe
you could use my help.

Help?

Well, from what I
heard, a town like this

must run a lawman ragged,
trying to keep the peace here.

Well, we manage
to get along all right.

'Course. Ain't a man
alive can't use some help.

I'm real good with
a gun, Marshal.

- Real good.
- Where are you from?

Just outside Tascosa.

Mm-hmm.

Mr. Wylie, if we need
any help, we'll call on you.

Well, now, that's fine,

but until then I'll be kind of
keeping my eye out for trouble.

Be ready to help any time.

Just one thing for
you to remember.

What's that?

Keeping the peace
here is my job.

Huh.

Well, he was kind of a
meddlesome type, wasn't he?

Trying to make a
kind of a rabbit trap.

Rabbit trap, hmm?

Yeah.

It'll cost you 10.

I'll call.

Aces and jacks.

No, no, over here.

I'm tired of asking you, Touhey.

You put that money
right over here.

I told you it's not
your money, Rudd.

You seen the cards.

I seen the way they
come off the deck, too.

You saying I dealt crooked?

That knife ain't gonna
do you any good, Rudd.

That's enough.

You stay out of this, stranger.

Looks like I kind of got
the drop on you, mister.

Now give me that gun.

Drop that knife on the table.

I'll drop it in your belly.

I said drop it!

Now I'll leave these
with the marshal.

You can pick 'em up
on your way out of town.

- What is this anyway?
- Hold it.

Right there.

Marshal, this man's crazy.

Came up here with a gun in his
hand and was gonna shoot us.

Put that gun away, Wylie.

Just stopped a fight, Marshal.

They were just about
to have at each other.

Ah, he accused me of cheating.

You was cheating!

All right, you two can pick
these up in my office later.

Go on and get out of here
and cool off somewhere.

What's your game, Wylie?

No game, Marshal.

It's just like I told
you yesterday.

I don't hold with violence and
law breaking, and I want to help.

And I told you yesterday

that keeping the peace
in Dodge City is my job.

Remember it.

Well.

That Vince Wylie
sure moved right in.

- Didn't waste a minute.
- Huh, he sure didn't.

He saved a bad situation here.

Those two were about
ready to kill each other.

You know anything
about him, Kitty?

Hm-mm. He just rode
into town yesterday.

Why, is something wrong?

Well, he's up to something.
I can't figure out what it is.

Well, all he did was stop a row.

You can't be expected
to be everywhere at once.

You know, you ought to be grateful
for a little help every once in a while.

Hmm. You be grateful for me.
Buy him a drink or something.

I'll be back later.

Well, Miss Kitty.

Seems like the marshal's
kind of put out with me.

Well, he's got a
lot on his mind.

Nah. He just don't
appreciate me.

Why don't you have a drink?
The best house whiskey.

It'll only cost you
25 cents a shot.

Yee-hoo!

That's enough, cowboy.

What's the matter? What's
the matter? What's the matter?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You're drunk.

You bet I'm drunk!

Well, it's against the law to be
drunk. You're disturbing the peace.

You're crazy.

Yahoo!

This man was
disturbing the peace.

Hi, Doc.

Matt's not here, huh?

Mmm...

Well, I'm sure glad you're
not a patient of mine right now.

Why?

Well, I couldn't very well
earn a fee, I don't think.

What do you mean?

Well, one of the
most important things

that I prescribe for
my patients sometimes

is a lot of rest,

and I just don't think I could
conscientiously collect a fee from you

for telling you that now.

Doc, you know, you
can beat around the bush

more than anybody
that I ever seen.

Why don't you just come right
out and say that you think I'm lazy

and just have done with it?

Well, that is an amazingly
accurate self-diagnosis.

What?

Where'd you say Matt was?

Well, I didn't say,
now that you ask,

but, uh, he... he went
up to White's Crossing

with some papers,
if you got to know.

Hmm.

I wish he was here.

He left yesterday morning. He
ought to be riding in any time.

I've got to talk to him.

He ain't here. He can't be here
every time that you want to talk to him

just so that you'll have somebody
to pass the time of day with.

He's got a lot more to do than
just to hang around Dodge here

and take care of Dodge. He's
got the whole of Ford County

to look out after, clear
out onto the Territories,

clear up north and down
south to the Nations.

It's a big job.

Well, there are some folks that
don't think he's doing too good at it.

Well, I guess they got somebody
else they figure can do a better job.

Hmm, well, there are those that
think Vince Wylie might be able to.

Oh, Vince Wylie.

Why, that troublemaker.
You know what he does?

He just hangs around and picks on
people that ain't doing no harm at all.

Hello, Doc, Chester.

- Matt, how are you?
- Mr. Dillon.

I didn't even know
you'd left town.

- Oh?
- I'd like to talk to you.

- What about?
- Well, Vince Wylie.

People around here say
he's doing your job for you.

That so?

Hadn't you heard
any talk about it?

Well, people always like to
complain about the law, Doc.

You know, I think it makes them
feel less guilty about themselves.

Well, maybe so, but that's not
doing your reputation any good.

- I'll tell you that.
- Mr. Dillon ain't worried

about what a few old
gossips are going to say.

- Well, it's not just old gossips.
- Ohh.

Howard and Old Man Dolby
over there at the Dodge House

are telling everybody
how good this fella is,

and they're gonna make
Matt put him on as a deputy.

If they have to call
a town meeting.

Don't that sound a
little bit silly to you?

- They are?
- Well, yes, they are,

and you got to do
something about that.

I guess I'd better.

Chester, would you get
the stuff off my horse?

I'll be back in a few minutes.

You can sure make a
mountain out of a mole hill.

Afternoon, Marshal.

You, uh, keeping an eye
on things, are you, Wylie?

I do my best.

Mm-hmm.

I came here to tell you that
you're through, right now.

I ain't so sure
about that, Marshal.

There's a lot of citizens in this town
that seem to appreciate what I'm doing.

What's your game,
Wylie? What are you after?

I wouldn't mind fixing it so
you wasn't no lawman no more.

I don't know what your reasons
are, and I'm not interested in them.

I'm just telling you that
you're through right now.

You're leaving town.

To get me out of town, you're
going to have to shoot me.

That's up to you.

You're going to have to murder
me or get yourself shot trying

because I ain't
going to draw first.

It ain't healthy to draw
first around here, Marshal.

I had a brother that tried it.

He killed a man, and the
law took him in for murder.

Right here in Dodge.

I never took in a
man named Wylie.

I took small advantage
of you, Marshal.

My real name's Walsh.

Oh, yeah.

Dave Walsh, huh?

My brother.

He murdered a man,
Walsh, in cold blood.

Well, I ain't going to
chance that, Marshal.

I'm seeing to it
that you draw first...

and fix you good if
you kill me that way.

But there's a fair
chance I'll kill you

in self-defense.

Walsh, you're a fool.

I'll get to you, Marshal.

I'm getting closer every day,
and there's nothing you can do.

You start complaining on me now,

a lot of folks around here
think you're afraid for your job.

Now let me tell you
something, mister.

If you want to get yourself killed,
you're going at it the right way.

If you think I can't run you out of town
without drawing first and all that stuff,

you're crazy.

There's more than
one way to skin a cat.

And if you're in this town
after midnight tonight,

you're going to find out
what I'm talking about.

You'll draw on me, Marshall.

You wait.

I'll think of something.

Midnight, remember.

Thank you.

Guess I better be going.

It's been a real pleasure
talking to you, Miss Kitty.

Well, it's been a pleasure
for me, too, Chester.

- Well, good night.
- Good night.

Yeah.

How d'you do?

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ Run, rabbit, run,
the dogs will get you ♪

♪ Run, rabbit, run,
you better get away ♪

♪ Run, rabbit, run,
the dogs will get you ♪

♪ Run, rabbit, run,
you better get away ♪

♪ Oh, the rabbit
run and rabbit flew ♪

♪ The rabbit tore
his tail in two ♪

- ♪ Run, rabbit, run, the dogs will... ♪
- Chester.

What the... Huh?

Oh.

Howdy.

Are you, uh...

you keeping the peace, are you?

I sure am.

Well, doesn't look like you're
gonna have much luck tonight.

There ain't much
harm being done.

Looks to me like you've been
bellied up to the bar all evening.

Yeah. That there's a fact.

Oh, you admit it, huh?

Well, you know, uh, Vince, I
don't see no reason to deny it.

Uh, I paid for my drinks.

That doesn't give you any right
to come stumbling out in the street

singing and carrying on and all.

Stumbling, huh?

Let me tell you something.

I can walk just as
straight a line as you can.

You can holler
louder, that's for sure.

Well, I didn't figure that you'd
know anything about music.

Disturbing the peace is
what I'd call it, Chester.

Well, then you just better
start calling it something else.

I never disturbed
the peace in my life.

That's the first sign
of a troublemaker...

Always got to deny everything.

I ain't denying nothing!

Marshal Dillon's been too
easy on you. I can see that.

What do you mean by that?

You need fixing, Chester.

Well, just what do you
plan on doing about it?

Oh, you're gonna give
me an argument, huh?

You just go tend to
your pigs someplace.

I think Marshal will
see things different now.

Hey, look.

Hey, why, that's Chester.

He passed out.

Aw, he wasn't that drunk.

Hey.

He's been hit, Lee, on the head.

Maybe he done it
when he fell down.

No.

He's been hit a couple of times.

Then he ain't drunk.

Well, you seen him in there.
He was just feeling good.

Someone's gone
and hit him and hard.

Might have busted his head.

Well, we can't leave him here.

You stay here. I'm
gonna go get the marshal.

He was over here, Marshal.

Thanks, Bob.

Let me through here, will you?

How is he? Is he hurt bad?

It didn't do him any good.

Uhh... Ohh... Chester.

Chester, can you hear me?

What did he say?

I can't make it out.

It's going to be a while
before he comes around.

Looks to me like somebody
pistol-whipped him.

You sure you didn't see
anybody around here?

Nobody at all, Marshal.

How about the rest of you
men? Anybody seen anything?

No need to ask anybody, Marshal.

I done it.

He was disturbing the peace.

Drunk and rowdy.

I quieted him
down good, didn't I?

Yeah.

You sure did.

You're gonna have
to draw first, Marshal.

There are plenty of witnesses.

That so?

Go ahead and draw.

Go on. Draw.

I said draw.

Go ahead, draw!

Now get up.

All right, take this.

And the next time you come back
to town, you better come shooting

because I'm not going to
waste any time on you again.

Hey, Chester.

How do you feel?

You ever get kicked
in the head by a mule?

Well, come on. We'll
get you up to Doc's.

- Oh, well...
- Get up.

Okay.

I'm sure not gonna start
making my own coffee

after all these years.

Come on now. Easy.