All language subtitles for Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) - S04E27 - Divas (480p DVD x265 Panda)_track4_[eng]

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♪ Turn the music up
all the way ♪

♪ Wanna feel it down
to my bones ♪

♪ Turn the music up
all the way ♪

♪ It's the only way
to rock and roll ♪

♪ Turn the music up
all the way ♪

♪ Do it to me,
if you know what I mean ♪

♪ Turn the music up
all the way ♪

♪ Everybody,
let me hear you scream ♪

(whooshing)

♪ Let me take you to it ♪

♪ I'll take you all the way ♪

♪ I want to overdo it ♪

♪ 'Cause that's the way I play ♪

♪ I'm a child ♪

♪ Of the night ♪

♪ When the sun goes down,
I turn it up ♪

♪ It makes me feel all right ♪

♪ Turn the music up
all the way ♪

♪ Want to feel it down
to my bones ♪

♪ Turn the music up
all the way ♪

♪ That's the only way
to rock and roll. ♪

Oh, hey, Bren.

Hey.

Working hard?

I think so.

I'm auditioning
for Roy Randolph.

Ever hear of him?
Yes.

Actually, when I was 12,
my mom took me to New York City.

We saw his production
of Streetcar Named Desire.

It starred Holly Hunter
before she was a big star.

It was pretty awesome.

Yeah, he's known for having
an eye for young talent.

And you are hoping
to catch that eye.

But of course.
Hmm.

He's directing
a main stage production

of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof.

I mean, can't you see me
in the Maggie role?

Now that you mention it,

I do see you as kind
of a young Liz...

minus the eight marriages,
give or take a Richard Burton.

Thank you.

Anyway, I better get going.

The ladies of the Peach Pit
are waiting.

Yeah, you know what,

I'm gonna go over there myself,

but I gotta pick up some books
for Erica first.

What's she reading these days?

Uh, The Man Who Shot Lincoln,

The Lincoln Murder Mystery, The
Unsolved Lincoln Murder Case.

Do I see a pattern here?

Yeah, my little sister's
becoming

quite the conspiracy buff.

Anyway, if you can wait
ten minutes,

I'll give you a ride over there.

No, thanks.

If I'm late for these sorority
meetings, I get demerits.

Yeah. See ya.
Bye.

KELLY:
Andrea, don't be so hard
on yourself.

(rock music playing)

Well, I, I think you look great
in Jesse's clothes.

It's very stylish.

Yeah, well, with our budget,
I'm just lucky grunge is in.

You guys, the way
I'm expanding,

in the next couple weeks,
I won't even be fitting

into his clothes.
It's so depressing.

It's settled. I'm gonna go, and
I'm gonna get you some

of Jackie's
old maternity dresses.

She still has them?

She never throws
anything away.

And I'm sure she'd be glad
to let you wear them

for as long as you want.

Kel, that's great.

Who's that guy over there

with Dylan's sister
and her mom?

I don't know.
I don't know.

Ah, come on.
It'll be my treat.

How about a milkshake?

No!

Are you sure?

I said I don't want one.

SUZANNE:
Erica,

how 'bout trying
"No, thank you"?

No, thank you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, Kelly,
have you seen Dylan?

Um, he was supposed
to meet us here.

He's at
the library.

I just ran into him.
He's on his way over.

Ah. Well, enjoy your
sorority meeting.

So, what is
a sorority?

Well, after we graduated

from West Beverly,
we didn't want college life

to split us up,

so we have these little
gatherings here once a week

so we can all see
each other.

Oh. So I guess you had
to go to West Beverly

to be in your
sorority, huh?

Uh, maybe not.

BRENDA:
I don't know about
the rest of you,

but I think a little pledge rush
might be in order.

I think maybe so.

Sit down.

ERICA:
Great.

What do I have to do?
BRENDA:
Um...

you have to promise
to be a good friend,

and you can never, ever, ever
forget your sisters.

DONNA: And not be afraid
to dish a little

dirt, starting with who
is that guy with your
mom over there?

Her new boyfriend. Ugh!

I never liked any
of my mom's boyfriends, either.

Hey, Nat?
Hmm?

Any words of wisdom
on why Communism fell?

I think it had something
to do with 90-proof vodka.

Can I quote you on that?

Sure.

Guess who?

Uh, a little help here, Nat.

I've never seen her before,

but I wouldn't mind
seeing her again.

Too late.
Time's up.

Clare?

Hi.

Hi.

Uh, Nat,
this is Clare Arnold.

Her father--
besides being the head

of the Educational
Task Force,

is also the esteemed
chancellor of CU.

Oh. Privileged to meet you.

Likewise.
My father's secretary

said this is where
you hang out,

and shock of shocks, she was
right about something.

Well, you certainly seem
chipper today.

Well, I had my birthday
last week.

The big 1-8.

Oh, congratulations.

Yeah, somehow
magically overnight,

the words "jail bait"

just kinda vanished
from my forehead. Voila!

Well, it was nice
seeing you again, Clare.

I was just leaving.

Great. Me, too.

Bye.

(laughs)

Are you all right?

Oh, that depends on you.

How so?

What would you say
if I wanted to go out with you?

I'd say I don't think
that's a good idea, Clare.

Oh, come on. We'll go
to a movie, a club,

swap French kisses
on a quake-damaged freeway.

I really don't think
that's a good idea, Clare.

Why not? I'm legal.

So I hear.

What, are you, like, freaked out
or something

because of who my father is?

Absolutely.

I knew it.

But you like me, don't you?

Of course, I like you a lot.

You're very, uh... unusual.

Thanks.

I wouldn't want
to be like everybody else.

Well, you're certainly not.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Hey, Brandon,
how's it going?

Dylan, this is, uh,

Clare Arnold, Chancellor
Arnold's daughter.

Oh, yeah.
It's nice to meet you, Clare.

Nice to meet you, too.

Bye, mon cheri.

Bye.

Mm! You taste good.

(sighs)

Listen,

mon cheri,

I sort of thought after Lucinda,

you would be playing
the monk about now.

This is much worse than Lucinda.

Take it from a friend, bro.
Just say "Whoa."

I thought I did.

I don't think she heard you.
I think you're right.

Listen, I gotta get over
to Steve's and work on my paper.

Don't tell anyone
about this, okay?

It's... it's a little gnarly.

No sweat.

(scoffs)

Hey, we've been waiting
for you.

Oh, well, excuse me.

I'm 15 minutes late
for my life.

This is, uh...

You must be Kevin.

Kevin Weaver.
Hi. Dylan McKay.

It's great to meet you.

Sit down.
Okay.

ERICA:
Dylan, come here.

Did you get my books?

You'll have
to excuse me.

The boss is calling.

You think "the boss" is ever
going to give me a break, huh?

(both chuckle)

JIM:
Honey, I can't find
my black bathing suit.

I already packed the plaid one,
along with your hooded robe.

I look kinda chunky
in the plaid.

If we're going
to be sitting around

in a hot spring
with the Levins,

I want to look as
svelte as they are.

Honestly, I'm sorry we bid
on this vacation with them.

Oh, come on.

It's for a good cause.

Anyway, two days

in Palm Desert
away from the grind

could be very romantic.

I hope you're not saying that

just because
it's tax deductible.

I'm not going
to forget that comment.

I'm counting on it.

Brenda, would you come
put away these pots?

(Southern accent):
Why certainly, Mama.

Although I was born
for more than the
kitchen work.

Weren't we all?

Hmm. How's my Southern drawl?

Oh, it's very
Tennessee Williams.

I hope you're
not putting too much
pressure on yourself

about this play.

Mom, how could I?

I mean, working
with Roy Randolph

is a chance of a lifetime
for any actress.

And let's face it.

That's what I want to be.

I know, I just wish you didn't
have your heart set on the lead.

I mean, isn't there
maybe a smaller part?

Thanks for the
encouragement.

I'm sorry.

I just don't want you
to be disappointed.

Mom, I won't be.

I am Maggie the Cat;

a woman scorned
by the man that she loves.

I understand
the character completely.

Well, I'll be crossing
my fingers for you.

Thanks. I hope
you guys have fun.

Oh, we will.
Listen, while you're

house-sitting for
the Levins...

Mom, don't worry.
I'm just across the street.

And I have their cats,

and Kelly's coming over
for the afternoon

to practice lines.

Kelly is?

Yeah, I guess

when all is said and done,

she really cares about
maintaining our friendship.

That's great.

Yeah, it is.

STEVE:
You know, I think I'm finally
in the college groove.

It was just a matter
of narrowing down
my distractions.

Well, cutting down
on the booze
and the babes

is always a formula for success.

No, I'm talking about
late-night television:

Jay, Dave, Conan,
who needs these people?

And Nightline,
Ted Koppel,

every time I see
this guy's face

I gotta wonder
if he has legs.

You think anybody's
ever seen them?

Don't ask me, bro.
At that hour,
I'm studying.

I think you need
to take a lap, Walsh.

Yeah, I'll see you
later, citizen.

Ride free.
Ciao.

Oh, out of order?

WOMAN (Southern accent):
Stop it, you monster!

Somebody help me!

Go away, you...!

Steve.

Laura!

What are you doing here?!

I heard somebody
screaming.

I thought someone
was in trouble.

Obviously, I was wrong.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess I was a little loud.

I was just acting.

I'm, uh, I'm getting myself
ready to try out for this play.

Well, I'd say if
there's any screaming,

you'll do fine.

See ya.

Wait. Please.

You just startled me.

I shouldn't have snapped at you.

You were just being concerned.

Yeah, I thought so.

Bye.

Steve...

I've seen you around campus,

but I must admit I tried
pretty hard to avoid you.

Yeah, well, for whatever
it's worth,

I still don't feel right
about what you went through.

Yeah, well, it's been a pretty
miserable, lonely year for me.

I guess that's why

I'm... I'm working so hard
on this play, you know.

I'm hoping maybe it'll
turn things around.

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof. Huh!

You know,
before my mother

became the mother
of all sitcoms,

she actually had the lead
in a production they did

here in L.A.

Really?

I'm, um...
I'm reading for the lead.

Oh, yeah?

It's a great play.

Gosh, I must've seen
it a hundred times.

I was practically living
in her dressing room.

Wow.

Your mom is really talented.

Thanks.

I'll tell her you said so.

You know, the, um...

the last time that we spoke

was, um, after
that crazy week.

You offered to still
be my friend,

but I couldn't
handle it then.

I don't know what
I'm trying to say.

You know, I don't
know how this is

gonna sound, Laura, but...

if you'd like a hand with
your audition material,

I guess I'd be happy
to help you out.

Would you?

Yeah. I figure I owe you one.

Oh, that I could
definitely handle. Thanks.

Hi-ho, Silver. What's happening?

Hell, man.

Big workload?

No. School's fine.

It's the stupid dog.

He chews through all
the electrical cords.

I'm the one who gets blamed.

He rips through the
garbage-- I get yelled at.

Bad puppy.

What's taking your sister
so long with my yogurt?

(gasps)

Oh! Excuse me.

Oh, my God.
You're Roy Randolph.

Well, I suppose that's
the proper billing--

God before Roy--

but normally I'm used to my
name being above the title.

I didn't spill
anything on you, did I?

No. No harm done, but I suggest
you try walking without reading.

Well, I was just really
trying to understand the play.

Ah. Are you studying it
for a class

or are you reading
for me tomorrow?

For you. The part of Maggie.

Really?

Well, I like her...

fetching,

love-starved and dangerous.

Those are the only
hints I'll give you.

Um...

You know, I-I, I
have to tell you,

I'm a tremendous fan of yours.

In fact, when I found out

you were gonna be
our artist in residence,

I went to the library
and studied all about you.

Well, then...

It's nice meeting you.

Um... Brenda.

Brenda Walsh.
Till tomorrow.

Yeah, and no more
walking and reading.

That's right.

Nothing should inhibit
the moves of a dangerous woman.

I'll remember that.

Bravo.

Good puppy.

That was the director.

Looks like you scored.

(engine revving)

Well, I'd say all
you need is a helmet

and an open highway.

Yeah, if I don't get this
thing out on the road soon,

the engine's gonna rot.

(engine stops)

You know, Suzanne,
I was gonna call you

last night.

It's about the guy Kevin.

I like him.

Me, too.

I only wish Erica were a little
less hostile toward him.

Yeah, I did get the impression

she's not really
his biggest fan.

Such a shame.
He's really a terrific guy.

He treats me like a lady.

He's got a good job.

Did he tell you he's
an environmental chemist?

No.
He's such

a good soul.

I'm just afraid that Erica's
gonna scare him off.

Would you like me
to talk to her, Suzanne?

Yes.

That's exactly what I want.

You happen to be
in luck, for that

is one of my favorite pastimes.

STEVE:
Hey, Bran.
Hey, Steve.

I'm gonna meet up
with a couple of the
guys later at the gym.

You down for a little half-
court action?
No can do, man.
I got called in

to see the chancellor.
What about tonight?

Are we still on
for that Soc paper?

Oh, actually, I got
a change of plans.

I told Laura Kingman I'd
help her out with something.

Laura Kingman?
The girl who

almost accused
you of date rape?

What's the matter, did
your pilot light go out?

Hey. We're just
in a study mode.
Uh-huh.

And besides, I'm
capable of having

a mature relationship
with a girl

without involving
bodily functions.

Steve, it's so
rare I hear you

use the word "mature."
I'm impressed.

Well, perhaps you're
rubbing off on me.

I don't think so.

I just want to see things
go good for this girl.

She's auditioning
for this play.

Ah, Brenda's
auditioning
for it, too.

About her and a zillion
other girls.

Yeah. Well, good luck,
my brother. And, hey--

you watch yourself around Laura.

I'll do my best.

KELLY (Southern accent):
He doesn't have a name.

He doesn't exist,
does he, Maggie?

(Southern accent):
He does.

You can't conceive by a man
who won't sleep with you.

Oh, he exists, all right,

and so does my child,
Brick's baby.

(normal voice): That's great.
You've really got her.

Better?

Yeah.
I mean,

this is my chance to
be in a great play,

in a great part,
with a great director.

I don't wanna blow it.

You won't.

You're gonna be
very well-rehearsed.

Well, I had help.

You know, I have to say,

you read the Mae
part incredibly.

It was fun.

I guess I can play
frumpy people.

It's called playing
against type.

You should try out.

No, that's silly.

I don't have the theater
experience that you do.

Well, from everything
that I've read

about Roy Randolph,
he likes raw talent.

Besides, Mae
is a small part.

You could totally handle it.

You really think so?
Yeah.

And it would be terrific to
do it together, wouldn't it?

Yeah.

I used to love acting--

up until the sixth grade play,

when I froze in front
of the whole school.
Well,

you didn't have
any problems speaking

to the crowd at Take
Back the Night Week.

You really think
I could do it?

Yes.

And just by auditioning,

you would get to meet one

of the true giants
of the theater.

He does sound fascinating.

I think your ride's here.

Hey, ladies.
How's it going?

We were just taking
our curtain calls.

Ah. So, are you
ready to go now?

Yup.

I'll see you
guys later.
All right.

Hey, guess what.

Hmm?

I'm thinking of maybe

trying out for
the play, too.

There's a small part
and Brenda thinks

maybe I should try for it.

What? You?

You don't think
I could do it?

Oh, quite the contrary.
I think you can do

anything you
set your mind to.

I'm just... glad you and
Bren are getting along.

Me, too.

SECRETARY (on intercom):
Chancellor Arnold, Brandon
Walsh is here to see you.

Send him in.

Good morning.

Brandon! Good
to see you. Sit.

Thanks. Is, uh,
something the matter?

No.

Well...

Maybe yes.

It seems the Department
of Education

has done a paper
on our Task Force.

You mean, they're actually
taking us seriously?

Apparently.

I haven't read it, but...

Um...

Daddy, I was
just wondering

when we're leaving.
We're supposed to be

at the museum at noon.

Very soon.
Oh, you remember

Brandon, don't you,
from the retreat?

Oh, right. Hi.

Hi, Clare.

Sorry. I didn't
mean to interrupt.

Anyway, Brandon,
as I was saying,

it's important
for us to know how

we're perceived.
I want you to digest

that report and give me
a critique. Quickly.

No problem. I've got
my house to myself

for the next couple
days, so I'll get
right on it.

I was hoping
you'd say that.

Have a splendid day.
Thank you, sir.
You, too.

(blows a kiss)

(nervous laugh)

Bye.

(Southern accent):
Brick...

How long does
it have to go on?

This punishment?

Haven't I done enough time?

Can't I apply for a pardon?

(Southern accent):
Oh, Maggie, you're
spoiling my liquor.

Lately your voice
always sounds

like you've been
running upstairs

to warn somebody
the house is on fire!

Well, no wonder.

You know what I feel like?

I feel all the time like
a cat on a hot tin roof.

Well, maybe

you should get a lover.

I can't see
any man but you.

(normal voice):
Uh... Easy, Laura.

Even with my eyes
closed, I just see you.

Why don't you
get ugly, Brick?

Why don't you
please get

fat or ugly
or something

so I could stand it?

(normal voice): And that's
when Maggie kisses Brick.

That's when, uh,
Brick resists it.

It says right here

in the script.

Oh, sorry.

As Maggie, I just
wanted to see

what it would be like.

Yeah, well, it's good,
it's a strong choice.

It works for
the character.
Oh...

How am I doing?

Great. You're getting
better with every scene.

Thanks to my coach.

Huh. (Southern accent): Well,
it's my pleasure, Miss Maggie.

JESSE:
Hey, Andrea,
it's Donna and David.

And Rocky II.

Hey, guys.

Hi.

(Rocky barking)

(laughing)

Rocky, you know
better than that.

I'm sorry, Andrea.

Oh, no.

It's the most excitement
I've had in days.

JESSE:
He sure is frisky.

Yeah. He's a four-
legged Prozac moment.

He's just a happy puppy.

Yeah, well, he'd be a lot
easier to take around

if you taught him
some discipline.

Well, he's still young.

He doesn't know
all the rules yet.

DAVID:
So what? Until
then he's just

gonna tear our
house apart?

Look, let's save this
till we get home.

Parenting problems, huh?

Well, I guess this
is what we have

in store for us,
huh, Andrea?

Well, I agree
with Donna. He's

just a baby. He'll get
manners when he needs them.

Gee. Wish I could stay,

but Constitutional
Law is calling.
Mmm.

Good-bye, my love.
(smooching)

Good-bye, my love.
Bye.

Be home for dinner.

Hey. Hey.

(Andrea laughing)

JESSE:
Hey...

Rocky, that wasn't
very nice.

Could I get you guys
something to drink?
Oh, well,

actually, we came by
to give you something special.

It's Jackie's clothes.
Kelly got them.

Here, try one on.

Ah, these are adorable.

Yeah, they're just like
all the baby doll dresses
we're all wearing.

Jackie says they fit her
all throughout her pregnancy.

I'm going to try it on.

Can you just help me
in the back?
Yeah.

There.

Ooh, it's a little too tight.

Um, these... these things
aren't gonna fit.

Well, it...

it doesn't matter
what you look like.

The important thing is

you have a really big
baby inside of you.

I hate this.

I just have to
stop eating.

Okay.

(whispers):
Good luck.

RANDOLPH:
Good afternoon.

I'm Roy Randolph,

and I'm heartened

to see so many eager faces here.

This may look to you
like a cattle call,

but I can assure you, you will
not be treated like cattle.

We're planning on having

a good day here,
aren't we, Eddie?

For me, any day above ground
is a good day.

(students chuckling)

Eddie's been
my stage manager

for many years and a Broadway
fixture for decades.

But before any of you
starts getting too nervous,

please, I want
to assure you,

these auditions will be

free of your
usual drama club

politics.

I don't care who you are

or what you've done before.

Everyone's got a chance.

Please...

cross and get your number.

(whispers):
Kelly Taylor.

RANDOLPH:
All I ask is for you
to be patient.

It's going to be
a long process

to give everyone
a fair shot, so...

with that understood,
let's begin.

Numbers one to five, follow me.

I didn't think that you
were going to make it.

I couldn't decide
what to wear.

Do you see that girl
that Steve's with?
Isn't that, uh...?

KELLY: My God, it is.
That's Laura Kingman.

Well, they certainly seem
to have patched things up.

Well, she's definitely
bent enough to be a Maggie.

All I know is that
everybody here

looks a lot more
theatrical than I do.

Oh, you're going
to be fine.

And sometimes,
it's better to be last.

Well, I brought my psych
book to pass the time.

I didn't know that Roy
Randolph was so cute.

Oh, yes.

And, you know,
he has a thing

for his actresses.
Really?

Yes, he is known for saying,
"All I need out of life

"is a rehearsal studio
and a bedroom,

preferably attached."

(giggles)
Shh.

(knocking on door)
Coming.

Clare?

Can I come in?

Sure.

Oh, this is
such a comfy

room.

(clears throat)

So, what's, uh...
what's going on?

What's it look
like, silly?

It's my overnight bag.

(groans)

Clare, wait a sec.

I didn't want you to be
all alone.

Well, thanks,
but you can't stay here.

Well, I have

nowhere else to go.

I mean,

my father's out of town

and he thinks I'm staying
over at a friend's,

so...
So why aren't you there?

What's the rush?

What do you have in this bag?

Everything I'm into.

Sex, rock...

really decent literature.

You?

I'm into finishing the report
for your father.

And that's gonna
take me all night.

That's no problem.

Just go right ahead.
I'm not gonna bug you.

(sighs):
Look, Clare, uh...

this just isn't gonna work.

Fine, then why don't you
just, like,

throw me out
on the street, okay?

I'll hitch down
to the beach.

Probably get in some
rotted-out muscle car with

a bunch of deviants,
but...

hey, whatever,
you know...

Well, that's not gonna happen.

Because I'm driving you
over to your friend's.

Well, they're not gonna be back
until after 10:00.

They went
to a movie.

Call if you want, okay?

Am I repulsive
or something?

No, uh, no, not at all.

It's just I-I...

I kinda feel I owe it
to your father

to keep a little distance here.

Brandon, it's not like I'm
under surveillance, you know.

Okay,

you can stay down here
by yourself

till you get bored.

But if 10:00 rolls
around before that,

you are going to your
friend's house, okay?

Okay.

♪ Shadow of a stranger ♪

♪ Should not feel so familiar ♪

♪ Shadow of a stranger ♪

♪ Should not feel so secure... ♪

DYLAN:
Well, if it isn't my favorite

little bookworm.

You reading those
books I got you?
Yeah.

My favorite is The Unsolved
Lincoln Murder Case.

Hmm.
It's the one that claims
William Seward,

the Secretary of State,
is behind it.

I see, well, it sounds
like a good scandal.

I'm gonna have to
read that sometime.

You should.

So why'd you
want to see me?

It's about Kevin, right?

(sighs)

Sometimes I forget
how sharp you can be.

Yeah, it's about Kevin.

I met him and, uh,

although I don't
know him very well,

he seems okay.
I like him.

I think you would, too,

if you give him
half a chance.

I doubt it.

Well, has he ever done
anything mean to you?

No, of course not.

Then what's the problem?

He reminds me of
Lewis Payne.

Lewis Payne?

You know, John Wilkes
Booth's getaway driver.

He was good-looking,

but he had the mind
of a ten-year-old.

Erica...

I just wish Mom
didn't have to have a boyfriend.

Why is that?

What if they got married?

He lives in Orange County.

I might never get
to see you again.

Hey, that's not going to happen.

She's not gonna get married?

Well, they just met.

But nothing's gonna split us up.

Wherever you go,
we're always

gonna be close, all right?

I'm not gonna lose
the only little sister I've got.

Yeah, I guess I just
needed to hear that.

Now do me a favor, will ya?

Cut Kevin some slack?

(stilted):
Well, I'm gonna get
me a choice one.

And I don't care
how much she costs.

I'm going to strip her naked

and smother her in minks,

and choke her in diamonds.
Ha, ha.

Well, at least he's got
the size to play Big Daddy.

I'll strip her naked

and choke her with...

smother her...

uh, strip...

Thank you very much.

Couldn't I just have
a second chance?

It's my experience that
second chances

are never as good as the first.

Feel good.

You did just fine.

Next.

Name, please.

Brenda Walsh.

That's correct.

I'm reading for
the part of Maggie,

and I'll be doing
a monologue from Act I.

Start when you're ready.

Brick...

I'm not trying
to whitewash my behavior.

I'm no good.

I don't know why people try
and pretend to be good.

Nobody's good.

But I'm honest.

Give me credit for that,
will you, please?

Born poor,
raised poor...

She's got
the fire, Eddie,

and the desperation.
She's all right.

You know, sometimes I think
you agreed to this gig

just so you could get close to
all these 18-year-old actresses.

BRENDA:
Skipper is dead. I'm alive.

Maggie the Cat is alive.

I'm alive!

(telephone rings)

(beeps)

Hello.

Hi, Steve.

No, I don't want to hear
how well Laura's audition went.

Well, you've got to give credit
where credit is due.

I snuck in and I saw her.

Now I don't mean to toot
my own horn, but, buddy,

I really got her performance
up to speed.

Well, I'm glad you're such
a talented guy,

but I'm fighting
to finish my work here.

It's been a little distracting.

(woman giggling)

What was that?

Did you just giggle?

No, I don't giggle.

I belch, but I definitely
do not giggle.

Clare, will you
get off the phone?

The distraction
I was mentioning.

Clare...
Is she cute?

Dangerously cute.
I can't get my mind off her.

She's got the body
of a centerfold

and the personality
of a volcano.

Well, give her
what she wants, pal.

She's the chancellor's
daughter, Steve.

All I want is for her to get...

(footsteps)

I got to go.

(clears throat)

This must be your traveling
outfit, huh?

Well, that's what
I came to tell you.

You know that

friend that Daddy thinks
I'm staying over with?

Actually, she's kinda staying
over with a guy of her own.

So...

I don't really have
anywhere to stay.

BRENDA:
Brandon, you home?

Stay put.

Hi. How was your audition?
(chuckles)

Ooh, it was amazing.

I wouldn't have
changed a thing.

What was Steve doing
there with Laura Kingman?

Oh, he's just helping her out.
It's no big deal.

Does he know that we're
going for the same part?

So what? What's important is
you said your tryout went well.

You're right.
It absolutely did.

Although, I kinda feel bad
for Kelly.

Kelly?
Yeah, she was

still waiting for her turn

when I finally had to leave
to go feed the Levins' cats.

Well, then it probably just
wasn't meant to happen.

You know, those cats
must be pretty hungry.

Obviously,
you're in a rush.

Working?

Uh... trying.

Well, call if
you get lonely.

I will.

(sighs)

(clicking)

You said, "Stay put."

Yeah. (chuckles)

That's it. You gotta go.

I don't know where you're going,
but you're going.

Where's the key?

You won't find it in there.

It's hidden...

On me... somewhere.

Try your luck.

(chuckles)

I got a better idea.

You want to spend
the night here?

Fine.

Good night.

Brandon!

EDDIE:
Next!

(sighs)

Cover for me, Eddie.

Ay-yi-yi.

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

Home.

But you've waited so long.

You're not going
to try out?

No.

Um, I really have
no business being here.

And actually, I was just doing
this as a favor to a friend.

I see. Well, maybe what you say
is true,

but I've waited all day
to hear you read.

You're teasing me.

A little,

but I'm not going
to let you go.

No one ever walks out
of my auditions.

I hardly have
any acting experience.

Well, maybe that's what
I was responding to,

that certain freshness and fear.

Well, you've got
the fear thing right.

The closer I was to auditioning,
the more I was scared to death.

Look, I'm sure you have
to get back inside,

but it was nice to meet you.

Hold on!

I really want
to see you on stage.

Humor me?

I really think you're gonna
be disappointed.

Well, let me be
the judge of that.

I'm Roy.

Kelly Taylor.

Shall we?

(sighs)

Donna,

he did it again!

Where? On the paper?

No, it's on the floor.

Give him to me.

Uh-uh, not if you're gonna
rub his nose in it.

Donna, it's the only way
he's gonna learn.

Well, maybe in your house,
but in my house,

we just put more paper down.
Okay, fine.

Why don't we go
wall-to-wall paper?

How 'bout that, huh?

Why don't we put plastic
on the furniture

so he doesn't mistake it
for a chew toy?

He'll grow out of it.

He just needs to learn
at his own speed.

You'll see.

Here, Rocky,

you go on the paper.
(phone rings)

You see,
right here, yeah.

Rocky's Toilet,

how can I help you?

BRENDA:
Hi, David, is Kelly there?

Yeah, she's right here.
Hold on.

It's Brenda.

Thanks.

Hey.

Hey, you know, if you're tired
of living in a kennel,

you can always bunk in with me.

I might just do that.

Sorry I didn't get back
to you last night.

I got your message,

but by the time I got home
from the audition

it was so late I just crashed.

But you got to try out?

Mm-hmm.

Good, I'm glad.

Unfortunately, by the time I got
on stage, I was so nervous.

But I'm glad I hung in there.

It was an interesting
experience.

Well, word is that there's gonna
be a list posted

for callbacks around 11:00.

It'll be the big cut-down.

Do you think you have a chance?

Oh, don't even ask.
I don't want to get my hopes up.

But I'm gonna head over
to the campus now.

Do you want to meet me?

Uh, I don't think so.

I'm still
on dream time.

But good luck.
I'll be thinking of you.

Okay, I'll see you later.

All right.

Bye.

Did you tell Brenda
you read for the lead?

Now please. He only did that
because he felt sorry for me

'cause I'd been waiting so...

Kel!

Don't tell David, please?

Sure.

(groans)

(car horn honks)

Are you expecting
someone?

Yeah, my cab.

It's school time.

So I guess I've
been saved

by the bell, huh?

Um, you didn't happen
to molest me

while I was sleeping, did you?

No, I didn't.
Mm,

I guess it was a dream.

Listen, Clare, normally,
I'm not such a Boy Scout,

but I'm afraid with you

I'll just have to say
good-bye and good luck.

Well, I had fun anyway.

I wanted to spend the night
with a college guy, and I did...

kinda.

Anything to take
the suckiness out

of a boring week.

(horn honks)

I gotta go.

We'll do it again.

Uh, no, we won't.

I'm afraid this is it.

Oh, yeah?

Or what,
you'll tell my father?

Good-bye.

Tell him.

He'll never believe you.

Why are you doing this, Clare?

Because... I like you.

Whew!

Like I said,
everything looks good.

The baby's really active.

JESSE:
That is amazing.

ANDREA:
So there's nothing wrong
with the ultrasound?

Nothing wrong.

Normally,
I wouldn't have done
one of these,

but you seemed so upset.

Well, thank you.
I'm glad you did.

All right.

You can get dressed now.

Thanks.

So, the baby's growth
is on target?

The size of the head is right
where it should be.

What about my weight?
Well, we took your

fundal growth,
and though it's on

the high side of the curve,
it's not abnormal.

A lot of women gain
excessive weight

for their first pregnancy.

That's exactly what
I told her, Dr. Haller.

No, that is not
what you said.

You said that
my body chemistry
is out of whack.

Just try and relax.

By next month, you'll be

ready for Lamaze.
(sighs)

We're looking forward
to that.

Well, what about my, uh,
family history of diabetes?

I mean, couldn't there
be complications?

We've been on top of it
right from the beginning.

You have nothing
to worry about.

Great.

Cheer up.

I'll see you
before you go.

Thanks, Doc.

Thank you.

You think I'm just
crying wolf, don't you?

No. No, I don't.
It's just, we have
to get a grip on things.

Ultrasounds are
very expensive.

The insurance
is only gonna
cover so many.

Fine.

Come on.

Thousands of women
have babies every day.

Jesse, I'm not thousands
of women.

Look, this is my body.

Call it mother's instinct,
whatever you want.

I know something's wrong.
I can just...

I can just feel it.

Thank you, Dylan.

Whatever you said to Erica,
boy, did it work.

For the first time,

she didn't give me
the evil eye.

Well, I guess she'd been doing
so much reading

on the conspiracy theory that
her mind was a little tangled.

So next time, I'll give her
the complete set

of, uh, The Babysitters Club.

Hey, look, I gotta
get to work, okay?

Yeah, I better hit
the beach.

You a water man?

Dylan didn't tell you he surfed?

No.
You, too?

Yeah, I mean,
I'm getting old... er,

but, uh, I still
catch my share.

Thanks to a little high
technology.

What technology?

You got some kind of edge?
Well,

I just fitted
this little sonar gizmo

to an old board of mine,
and it really works.

It measures the wave speed
and the size of the swell.

It sorta takes the guesswork
out of it

for the, uh, mature ripper.

Mm, this I got to see.

Well, come on.

My Jeep's just across
the street.

Okay.

Dana Point was my home
beach as a kid.

Man, it was
really something,

before the building boom
killed the break.

It must have been epic.

No pollution,
no line-ups...

Not every day
was paradise, man.

There were always some
kind of local hassles

to get your attention.

Yeah.
It was crazy stuff, man.

I remember this
one time, man...

Whoa, Kevin!

Talk about a wipeout!

You all right?

Thanks.

Hey, I, I don't know what
I would've done

if I'd have lost you,

What would I have told
Suzanne or Erica?

I'll tell you this.

You just made
a pal for life.

GIRL:
Oh, no, I can't
believe it!

Oh, my God!
I can't believe it!

Congratulations.

I got called back?

Mm-hmm. Me, too.

Congratulations.
Thanks.

It's down to five for the lead.

You, me and Kelly Taylor

made the cut.
Kelly Taylor?

Mm-hmm.

That's impossible.

For Maggie the Cat?
Are you sure?

Yeah, positive.

Why? Didn't you know
she was going for it?

She told me
she was reading for Mae.

Well, this guy
on the lighting crew said

that she's a natural Maggie.

He heard that, uh,
she's the frontrunner.

Well, bye.

Of course, I'm sure
it didn't hurt

that, uh, she went out
with Mr. Randolph

for cappuccino
afterwards.

What?

You didn't know
that either?

Yeah, well with
friends like that,

who needs enemies?

Well, good luck.