All language subtitles for Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) - S04E20 - Scared Very Straight (480p DVD x265 Panda)_track4_[eng]

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(water running)

(groans)
How can Dylan stand

living here without
a washing machine?

I think he has a thing for
the girl at the Fluff 'N Fold.

Oh, man, if I'd known it was
"do your laundry day"

in the bathroom, I'd have
brought fabric softener.

I guess you want
to take a shower, huh?

Whatever gave you
that impression, Kel?

Is this a "one size fits all"
kind of garment or what?

Dylan...

All right, I'll wait
till you're done.

But what do you think
the chances are

of the three of us
jumping into that shower

and conserving
some serious water?

You know, I have
a perfectly good room

back at the beach apartment.
Maybe I should...

No, you shouldn't.

Look, Kel, can't you
give David a break

and just bury the hatchet?

Is that what you think this is,
some sort of family feud?

Look, all I know is that if you
two keep avoiding each other,

you're never gonna work
this out.

I'm not
avoiding him.

Donna, you just don't get it.

I care about him, too.

I want to see him get better.

He is better. I believe him.

Then you're being a fool.

Yeah, she's
right, Donna.

David's just gonna
have to tough it out.

No one can convince him
he's got a problem.

He's just gonna have to come
to that realization himself.

Well, then, how are we gonna
know when he's well?

When he stops taking drugs and
starts taking responsibility.

Well, listen, Dad, I don't know
what Kelly told you,

but she completely overreacted.

It's not like I'm an addict.

What's it going to take
for you to trust me again?

You want me to move in
so you can give me
a drug test every morning?

I'm going to talk
to your therapist,

and I'm going to take

a good, hard look for myself.

And if I don't like what I see
by next week,

I'm pulling you out of school
and you're going into rehab.

(sighs)

(sighs)

So, what about the rent?

I'll give you the money.

But I'm making the check out
directly to your landlord.

Thanks.

How much is it?

$620.

You live in the
high rent district.

I live on the beach.
What can I say?

Just say you'll never
do drugs again.

It's a deal.

Well, we set the date
for the wedding.

Oh, that's
great. When?

Monday.

Valentine's Day--
that's so romantic.

Wow, you guys
aren't wasting any time.

Well, we can't afford to.

So, where's this shindig
going to take place?

Well, we didn't want
to make a big production,

so we're going to go down
to City Hall.

Andrea, it's your wedding.

Throw a party, do something.

Well, without
my parents' blessing, my...

my heart's not in it.

Well, it's not 'cause
Jesse's Latino, is it?

No. They think I'm just
throwing my life away.

They don't want anything
to do with it.

That's terrible.

Well, at least you have
your grandmother.

Yeah, well, we're gonna
tell her tonight.

I'm not sure she's going
to take it any better.

Well, we're all happy for you.

Thanks, Donna.

I'm glad somebody is.

Here's the problem.

You can't stack boxes
in front of the vent.

I told Suzanne.

Well, tell her again.

(excited shouting)

KELLY:
Oh, you look great!

Hey.
Hi, sweetheart,
how are you?

KELLY:
We didn't think we'd see you
here for at least another week.

Well, I wouldn't be here at all
if it wasn't for my new partner.

Mm. So, as a new
partner, does that mean

I get a discount
on my Megaburgers, Nat?
NAT: No.

I want to renegotiate, then.

Hey, Brando,

get over here.

We can't have
a reunion without you.

Nat, you look
like a new man.

Welcome back.

Thanks. It's 'cause I got
a million-dollar ticker.

And a million-
dollar partner.

So you're sure I can't
get you something?

No, thank you, Grandma.
We're, we're okay.

Okay.

You said you had an important
matter to discuss.

It certainly looks important.

Two serious faces
like that.

Jesse's asked me
to marry him.

And what did you say?

I said yes.

Of course you did,
because you're pregnant.

Good guess, huh?

Yeah.

So how are Kenny and Gail
taking this news?

Well, they're not
exactly thrilled.

Surprise, surprise.

Grandma, we were, um, we were
hoping to get your blessing.

I know you didn't approve of
Dad's marrying out of the faith.

Approve. What's to approve?

Has Andrea told you
about what happened

to our family in Europe?

About the Holocaust?

Yes, yes, she did.

I know you're a very
smart, young man,

but believe me, from something
like that, you learn.

And the two things
I learned are these.

First, people who ignore
the mistakes of the past

are doomed to repeat them.

Grandma, it's not a mistake.

Let me finish.

The second thing
I learned

is that in this life,

you'd better take your
blessings where you find them.

And I think

you two have found them.

So, where are we having
your wedding shower?

I don't know, I hadn't
thought about it.

Then we'll
have it here.

And as for your parents,
let me talk to them.

Not that they ever listen
to what I have to say.

I love you, Grandma.

Thank you.

(door closes)

Hey, Donna, What are
you doing here?

Well, this is
my apartment.

Yeah, well, are you sure
you should be here?

I mean, don't you need
permission from Kelly
or something?

Look, David, she's just
worried about you. So am I.

That's why we did
what we did.

Well, you guys can
stop worrying.

It was just a bad couple
of weeks, that's all.

So, you aren't doing
that stuff anymore?

I'm trying.

And I'm, uh, I'm keeping it
together so far, really.

Good.

Well, I... I just came
to get my dress

for the Valentine's Day
dance tomorrow.

Do you want to go?

Well, what about Kelly?

Nah, she already has a date.

Very funny.

(chuckles)

So you'll come?

Yeah, I'll be there.

Great.

(doorbell rings)

Whoa!
(gasps)

Hey, Donna, how are you?

I'm fine, Mr. Pitts.

David tells me you and
Kelly were out of town.
So, how was your trip?

It was fine, thanks.

Well, I'll see you later.

PITTS:
Great.

So, David...

Don't worry, Mr. Pitts,
I have the rent.

Ah, well, great.
I knew you'd come through.

I haven't rented
to a deadbeat yet.

Listen, um, my dad made it
out for the wrong amount.
What should I do?

It's your Dad's check?

Yeah.

In that case,

here's a hundred...

20... 40...

and... 50.
We're even.

Great, thanks.

No problem, kid.

BRENDA:
Well, listen to this,

tell me what you think.

"Dear Stuart,
in the last four weeks,

"I've discovered
what your promises are worth.

"I suppose you think
you can come back here,

"spend a lot of money on me,

"and everything will be back
the way it was.

Well, think again, Stuie,
I am not for sale."

What do you think?

It's quite a Valentine.

Well, he deserves it,
doesn't he?

I don't know, Bren.

Maybe the guy just got busy.

I mean, he did say he was
gonna be taking over

that big project
down in Texas for his father.

Brandon, does the old adage
"out of sight, out of mind"

mean anything to you?

I don't know, Bren,
first Dylan, and now Stuart.

I think I'm seeing a pattern
forming here.

Who's next for you,
The Sultan of Brunei?

This is about Dylan buying
the Pit, isn't it?

Aah!

You know, the Pit used
to be like home to me.

And now, every time I go in
there, I feel like a guest.

Maybe it's time to find
someplace new to hang out.

Like where?

I don't know, someplace
a little... spicier.

(clears throat)

(knocking on door)

Brandon.

Are you making a habit
of dropping by?

I hope so.

Thanks.

Well, the new place looks great.

I see you already have your
masks prominently displayed.

Friends usually call
before they come over.

Why, you busy?

Just preparing a lesson on
the origins of Valentine's Day.

Oh. Well, you could practice it

on me if you want.

You know, we tried this
when I was married,

and you had about
a million other reasons

why we were totally
unsuitable together.

Well, what did I know?

I was just a kid then.

Brandon, anything more
than a friendship

might be too much for me
to handle right now.

Well, what about
the other night?

That was the other night.

Please, I'm just trying
to be rational for a change.

Yeah, me, too, but, uh...

I can't stop thinking
about you, Lucinda.

Oh, Brandon.

Don't say that.

Why?

Because you feel
the same way?

We can't do this.

Then tell me you
want me to leave.

We're going to be sorry.

We'll get over it.

LUCINDA:
Valentine's Day has its origin

in the Roman festival
of the Lupercalia.

Holy men in wolf masks

would ceremonially beat
all the young virgins

with thongs of goat hide

in order to purify them
and make them fertile.

No wonder Rome fell.

Donna, today
our Valentine's customs

aren't that much different.

I mean, instead of goat hide,
men are bludgeoning women

with perfume, flowers,
and, of course, chocolate.

Well, don't forget
the big bludgeon-- jewelry.

My ex-fiancé really knew how
to wield that diamond club.

Well, we didn't hear you
complaining.

I am now.

Wasn't romance ever
a component

of Valentine's Day?
Historically, no.

The goal of the day
was to mollify the fear

that men had
of women's sexuality.

Let's see how this tracks
on our time line.

You know, I think she
has a one-track mind.

She does not.

She's a woman
of principle.

Yeah, she's the type of woman
who talks about principles

and then runs away
with your boyfriend.

Hey, what's up,
Happy Jack?

Hey, it's the deejay man.

How you doing, buddy?
Let's do this.

Hey, you know
I really appreciate

this intro to the man.
Oh, no problem, man.

He's always looking
for good customers.

But, listen, I want to
warn you ahead of time.

These guys are into needles.

Really?
Yeah, but you

can just say no; I did and they
were pretty cool with it.

Cool.

Andy, it's me.
Silver.

And I brought a friend.

Come on in,
beat the day.

Dude, we gotta
hang out more.

Thanks, brother.

That's what I'm here for.

You're home.

Hi, honey.
How was work?

Well, I think I invented
a new tax loophole.

Declare yourself a hostage
and deduct the ransom.

Honey, I'm so proud of you.

Only three?

Yeah, Brandon's
having dinner

with Andrea and Jesse.

Has, uh, Brenda sent her
love letter to Stuart yet?

Honey, we should really
tell her what's happening.

Why?

After what she put us through

with that stupid
Vegas elopement,

we deserve
a little payback.

Hello.

Hey.

We're gonna be
eating shortly, honey.

All right,
I'll be right back.

I just want to hit
the post office.

The letter is finally done.

I think it has just
the right balance

of disdain and contempt.

Really?
Yes.

It now ends, "Stuart,
your father was right,

you are a bum.
Happy Valentine's Day."

That should
send a message.

I think so.
Honey, maybe
you should...

You know Cindy,

if she wants him to get
the letter by Monday,

she should really get
it in the mail today.

My thought exactly.

Jim, this is mean.

No, it's not.

I think it's just the right
balance of disdain and contempt.

Mmm!
Mmm-hmm.

Dig in.

Ah, what is it?

It's a Mexican specialty,
mole poblano.

That's chicken with
spicy chocolate sauce.
Mmm...

You really are
pregnant, aren't you?

(laughing):
Yeah.

You know, Brandon,

you're the closest thing
Andrea has to a brother.

Well, I guess that makes you
my brother-in-law, doesn't it?

Something like that, yeah.

Well, that's why we wanted
to, um, to ask you a favor.

Shoot.

Brandon, would you give me away?

Isn't that something
your father's supposed to do?

Yeah, but it doesn't look like
it's gonna work out that way.

I'm... I'm sorry.

So, will you do it?

Yeah, absolutely.

Yes, I'd...
I'd be honored.

Of course,
I'll do it.

Thanks, man.
You got it.

Thank you.

Well, there's one
more thing.

We're getting married
at City Hall,

but we wanted to have
a party afterwards.

And you want to have it
at my house.

No problem,
Cindy loves weddings.

Well, um...

not really.

Well, we didn't want
anything fancy.

And, you know, your mom
would go overboard.

We were thinking
at the Peach Pit.

The Peach Pit
for a wedding reception?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Will you ask Nat for us?

You know...

that's really not
my department anymore.

You should be talking to Dylan.

Andrea, we're asking Brandon
to do too much already.

I'll talk to Dylan.

You know what, guys?

I'll talk to Dylan for you.

After all, I am the father
of the bride, right?

Father of the baby.
Father of the bride.

Oh...
Eat. Eat.

David.

Wait, you're supposed to
wear something with a heart.

Well, I didn't
have anything.

No fear.

I stopped at
the campus store.

Ta-dah.

Hey, how's it going?

Hi.

Donna, that's Jack.

He's coming to
the party with us.
(gasps)

David, it's a Valentine's dance.

So?

So...

it's supposed to be romantic.

DONNA:
What's he
doing here?

DAVID:
Well, he just
stopped by

and he doesn't have
anything to do tonight.

Besides, he's a really
talented musician.

We're thinking
of starting a band.

He looks pretty out of it.

Would you stop
being so judgmental?

We're in college now.

Not everyone we meet

is going to be
from Beverly Hills.

You got a cigarette?

No.

No worries.
We can stop on the way.

You guys ready to go?

DAVID:
Yeah. Let's get
out of here.

Cool.
Come on, Donna.

Okay.

(sighs heavily)

♪ I've been waiting so long
for the good life ♪

♪ Working harder
than I ever did before ♪

♪ No surprises,
no compromises ♪

Hey, hey, hey, what's this?

No heart costumes?

I wear my heart
on my sleeve, Sanders.
No heart.

Yeah. Come on, you nasty
little fun tart, let's dance.

That's my fun tart,
all right?

So, you heard about
Andrea's wedding?

Yeah, City Hall, right?

Yeah, and then she wants
to have the reception

at the Peach Pit.

Cool.

Yeah, I think it'd
be all right with Nat.

What do you think?

How should I know?
You're his partner.

Who is that growth
attached to David Silver?

KELLY:
One of his new best
friends, probably.

Hi.
Hi.

Ah, let me guess.

You're the aorta and
you're the left ventricle.

Steve Sanders,
this is Jack Dornan.

How's it going?

Howdy.

Hey, either of you guys
got a cigarette?

I left mine in the car.

No.

Well, it's like they say,

if you don't use your head,
you gotta use your feet.

Be right back.

So where's the beer?

Keg's on the
second floor.

Come on,
I'll show you.

Oh, he's definitely
clean and sober.

Kelly, he just went
to get a beer.

Right.

Well, ladies,
I'll see you later.

Have a good time.

Hey, where are you going
with those cookies?

None of your business.

Does he have a girlfriend
we don't know about?

Mmm...

Tasty.

I had a feeling
you'd like 'em.

You didn't tell anyone where
you were going, did you?

Of course not.

Good,

because the last thing
either of us needs right now

is a scandal in our lives.

You've got the
dean's task force

and... I've got my reputation
as an educator.

I know.

Don't worry.

We just have to take this

day by day.

Night by night.

I guess that's all we've got.

Unless...

Unless what?

I don't know.

Um, maybe
I'm dreaming,

but I've got this grant
proposal in with the NEA

to do a series of
documentary films,

and if it comes through,

I wouldn't have
to teach anymore.

I had no idea
you were a filmmaker.

There's a lot of things you
don't know about me, Brandon.

I think I know enough to get by.

♪ Remember when I met you ♪

♪ This man does not forget... ♪
Whoa.

Looks like Donna
and David

are certainly making up
for lost time.

(Kelly sighs)

Yeah, maybe I have
been too rough on him.

I mean, he has been really
sweet to her tonight.

Yeah, maybe you ought
to just forget about it

and focus
on a more pressing issue.

Like what?

You're 86'ed, pal.

Permanently.

Hey, hey, hey,
what's going on here?

This weasel was snorting up
in the rec room.

DAVID:
So what are you,

the DEA?
No.

I'm just a member
of this house

who doesn't want
to see his charter yanked.

Oh, come on, man,
you guys have put away

enough beer tonight
to float this place.

Isn't that against
the university rules?

Or is that okay,
some kind of jock thing?

Dude, I'm out of here, man.

Thanks for coming.

Yeah.

Come on, Donna.
Let's get out of here.

What, you're you gonna
stay here with these guys?

You've been lying to me,
haven't you?

What is this,
an inquisition?

You invited me to a party.
What's my crime?

Just go.

I'd be happy to.

♪ It's love
that makes you insane ♪

♪ And love's such a
dreadful thing... ♪

Hey, David, where
are you going?

Anywhere but here.

So what, you're just
gonna leave Donna

hanging in there?

Yeah, she'll be okay.

You know, you're
blowing it, man.

Gee, since when

are you such an expert
on my life, Dylan?

What, Silver, you think
your life's so complicated

I can't figure it out?
I've seen it before.

You're a junkie.

And you're a drunk.

And you're also a sanctimonious
pain in the ass.

Why don't you just go back
inside and tell Kelly

you've done your little bit
for humanity, all right?

She didn't tell me
to come out here.

Gee, let me guess, you came out
here because you really care.

Don't flatter
yourself, David.

I just don't want to owe anybody
anything, and I owe you one.

What are you talking about?

You remember when my Dad died,

and you came to the Walsh house?

No, not really.

You said that even though
we were never very close,

you could sort of understand
what I was going through

'cause of what happened
to you when Scott died.

I was standing on
a ledge that day, man.

My closest friends
were trying to help me.

For what it's worth,
you're the reason I didn't jump.

Yeah, well, like I said,
I really don't remember.

Remember what
I'm telling you now.

One of these days, you'll
be out there on that ledge.

Before you jump, give me a call.

(sighs)

Mmm... mmm! What is this?

It's a cross-cultural
burrito.

Grandma Rose supplied the kasha
varnishkas and the brisket,

and Jesse's mom
supplied the tortilla

and the guacamole.

That is the most incredible
thing I've ever tasted.

Thank you, darling.

How come
you're not eating?

I can't.
I'm too angry.

Go on, say "I told you so."

Donna, you gotta stop beating
yourself up about this.

Kelly, he was fine.

At least I thought he was, and
then... then all of a sudden,

he just wasn't David anymore.

Well, it's good
that you're angry.

It's about time.

I'd do anything
to have the old David back.

Come on.

It's a wedding shower.

Try to find a little happiness.

Come on, you guys.

She's opening
the presents.

Oh, this is
from Brenda.

KELLY:
Read the card.

"'What love is:
If thou wouldst be taught,

'Thy heart must teach alone...

'Two souls with
but a single thought.

Two hearts that beat as one.'
"But don't go

"go by me.
"I almost married a jerk

"who hasn't called me in a
month.

Love, Brenda."

(all laughing)

Oh, look at that.

Oh, I don't think my son goes
for that sort of thing.

Oh, yeah, sure, Mom.
Who do you think

you're kidding?

(doorbell rings)
Oh, I'll get it.

Jesse, you're early.

Go on.

ANDREA:
Get out of here.
Take a walk.

This is girl stuff.

Okay, okay,
I can take a hint.

Did you talk
to her parents?

Yeah.

No luck.

Try again, Rose, please.

It really means a lot to her.

I know. I will.

ANDREA:
Wait. Okay, I want
to open the next one.

Open that one.
This is a big one.

(sighs)

Steve?

Steve?

(groans)

Steve, good morning.

Did you have a few
last night?

(mumbling)

Buddy, you would not believe
what I'm going through here.

This place is like an all-you-
can-eat buffet for drinkers.

(sighs)

Were we supposed
to play basketball?

Yeah.

Oh, Bran,
I got to get out

of this place.
It's like a saloon. (sighs)

Every day, everybody gets
together and plays this,

this drinking game.

Everybody sits around
watching my mother

in reruns of
The Hartley House.

Every time my mother says,
"Chuckie," everybody drinks.

(wry chuckle)

Do you know how many times
my mother says "Chuckie"

in a given episode?

Don't watch, Steve.

That's not all.

Remember how I told you I was
gonna get John Sears' old room?

Yeah.

Well, I didn't count on getting
three roommates with it.

Oh, so the prince has
to share his castle.

I told you, you were going
to hate it here, bro.

I've got to find
someplace else to live.

You got any ideas?

You know, as a matter
of fact, maybe I do.

(shrieks)

Andy?

(insistent knocking)

Anybody there?

(sighs)
It's me, David Silver.

(knocking continues)

Hey.

Did you see
anybody out there?

Uh, no, man. Listen,
I was just stopping by.

I've got some new CDs
I want you to listen to.

How about outside?
Did you see anybody outside?

Yeah, there were tons
of people outside.

I hope you like hip-hop.

Yeah, some other time, huh?

Seems I got to close the store.

Why, what's happening?

Armageddon.

I just got word the whole dorm's
gonna be busted.

Oh, God.

You live off campus, right?

Yeah.

Great.
Take this to your house

and I'm gonna call you
as soon as everything's okay,

everything's clear,
all right?

What's in it?

What do you think is in it?

I don't know about this, Andy.

And I don't know
about that guy

that you brought over here
yesterday.

Come on. Happy Jack is cool.

Somebody dimed
on me, man.

For all I know, you could be
the one who punked out.

Come on, man,
if I would've turned on you,

you think I would've
come back here?

Look, all I know is,
I'm going down here,

and this stuff
isn't even paid for yet.

I'm about to get wiped
both ways.

So you gotta help me
out here, David.

You're my only hope.

There's no way
Andrea's gonna let
me live in her room.

Steve, she's moving in
with Jesse.

She told me
I could use her computer.

Maybe you can sleep
in her bed.

(sighs)
She's not home.

Yeah, I'm gonna leave
her a note to call me.

Hey, Silver.

Silver, how's it...

...going?

The Energizer Bunny's got
nothing on that kid.

Completely unhinged.

Bruner, you take
the hallway,

Jennings,
you come with me.

All right.

What's going on?

Andrea, don't tear
yourself up over this.

Grandma Rose did
the best she could.

I know, but
they're my parents.

I can't help but wish
they were there.

(indistinct police
radio chatter)

What's going on here?

It must be
a fire drill.

ANDREA:
Really?

BRANDON:
No, it's some kind
of drug bust.

Looks like
I'm moving out just in time.

As a matter
of fact, Andrea,

I've been meaning to
talk to you about that.

JESSE:
Man, this is serious.

(garbled radio transmission)

(phone ringing)

Hello?

Calm down.

Calm down.
Yeah, he's right here.

Hold on.

Dylan, it's David.

Yeah?

Okay, man, just hold on.

Don't do anything until
I get there, all right?

Okay.

Is he in trouble?

Yeah.

(phone beeps off)

(knocking)

DYLAN:
David.

Open the door.
It's me.

So what, you're smoking, too?

Man, I was so
freaked last night,

I went out
and bought a pack.

Was that before or after
you got strung out on meth?

I haven't touched anything, man.

I didn't even sleep last night.

I think I'm losing it.

Just relax, David.

So where's the stuff?

It's in the bag.

How much is in the bag?

I don't know, man.
I was too afraid to open it.

David, this is a lot
of weight, man.

We gotta do
something right now.

I know, man.
Look, I was thinking

maybe we could go bury it
out on the beach.

Is that the best you can do?

What if someone's
watching your house?

You think somebody's watching?

Great, now what
am I going to do?

It's real simple.

Go in and flush it
down the toilet.

What're you kidding?

I can't do that.

Why can't you do that?

Because, man, that stuff's
worth a lot of money.

What about when Andy gets out,

and he comes back
looking for it?

Tell Andy to kiss your ass.

I can't do that, man.
He's my friend.

He's your friend?

Let me tell you
a little something

about your friend, David.

Last night when the cops
were hauling him away,

before they even
got him downtown,

they told him his best play
was to give up his supplier.

His lawyer shows up
about an hour later,

tells him the same thing.

First offense, little
cooperation, he can skate.

But guess whose name comes up

in the conversation
around midnight?

Yeah.

So this morning,

the judge signs
a search warrant.

I'm guessing you've got

a 15-minute time window
to save your butt.

Now are you gonna stand here
and argue your options

with me, or are you going
to get in there

and flush that stuff
down the toilet?

Oh, man.

How'd I get myself into this?

How'd you
get into it?

You get off
on getting high, David.

I mean, you don't want to
get rid of this stuff, do you?

That's why you're
not flushing it out

of your life
right now. I mean,

why let all this good blow
go to waste, huh?

You're on the ledge, Silver.

Don't jump.

All right, man, go.

Go flush it.

No, I'm not going
to flush it.

You're going to flush it.

It's your deal.

(sighs)

(sighs)

(toilet flushing)

That's the last of it.

There may just be hope
for you yet, Silver.

(banging on door)

MAN:
Police!
We have a warrant.

Open up!

Oh, God.

Be cool.

Don't say anything,
just do what I do.

(banging on door)

MAN:
Open up!

Go! Move! Move!

Let's go!
Put 'em up here.

Here for right now!
Move!

MAN #1:
Move! Move!

MAN #2:
Right here.
Go up here. Move.

Relax now!
You have the right

to remain silent.

If you give
up the right

to remain silent,
anything you say can

and will be used against
you in a court of law.

You have the right
to speak to an attorney

and to have the attorney
present during questioning.

If you so desire
and cannot afford one,

an attorney will be
appointed for you

without charge
before questioning.

MAN #3:
Drop back!

MAN #4:
I got it!

MAN #5:
Get down!

Clear. Nothing.

There's no one else
here, sir.
All right.

Start in the living room
and work to the back.

You got it.

MAN #1:
Who's David Silver?
I am.

We have reason to believe

there's narcotics
on the premises.

Come on, son.

Your friend told us
what you got here.

You can hand it over,
or we do it the hard way.

(sighs)

MAN:
All right, come on.

MAN #2:
Hey, tear it apart.

Tear it apart. Let's go.

Come on. Come on,
if there's something here...

Oh, my God.

The police did this?

Yup.

And I've never
been so scared
before in my life.

It was a pretty
thorough search,

but there wasn't
anything here.

(sighs)

You know, if it wasn't
for Dylan,

I'd be in jail right now.

Can't we sue them
or something?

Nah. They had a
search warrant,

probable cause.

Listen, um,

I know I've been
a real mess lately, and...

I wouldn't be surprised
if you guys didn't believe me,

but, uh...

I'm going to stop doing drugs.

I'm going to get help,
and I'm going to stick with it.

And you probably
won't believe this, either,

but I really am sorry
for everything

I've put you guys through.

Admitting it is
the hardest part.

It's easy after that.

(sighs)

No, it's not easy.

It's never going to be easy.

But it's got
to be better than this.

Well, I'll be
there for you.

Thanks.

We all will.

Thank you.

(clock chiming)

Hey.

Mm.

The clock just
struck February 14th.

Would it be
politically incorrect

to ask you to
be my Valentine?

Definitely.

(chortles)

But I'll still let you
stay over here tonight.

If you want to.

Hmm, a sleepover.

Think I'll have
to ask my mom.

I'm serious.

I'd like to see
what you're like

first thing in the morning.

Just scholarly
curiosity, right?

Exactly.

Mm-hmm.

Well, okay,

I have to get up early.

I'm giving away a bride.

Who's the lucky girl?

Andrea Zuckerman.

She's in your class.

Oh. Good for Andrea.

Well, she's definitely
not your average coed.

Wait a minute.

You in favor of marriage?

Well, any ritual
that's lasted the test of time

can't be all bad.

(sighs)

Does she love him?

Oh, yeah.

Good, then she's got a chance.

You don't believe me?

No, no, no.

It's not that at all.

I was just thinking about
one of my favorite rituals.

What's that?

The encore.

Vasquez-Zuperman...

Uh, Zuckerman,
you're next.

(indistinct conversations )

Well, this is it, Chief.

Yeah.

Hey, that's Mrs.
Chief to you.

(Andrea and Brandon laughing)

(Brandon clears throat)

Wait.

Not yet!

(laughing):
Oh, my God.

You look beautiful.

DYLAN:
Yeah.

Congratulations.

You know we'd never
miss a wedding!

(laughs)

You guys are great.

Are we ready to begin?

JESSE:
Yes. Yes, sir,
we are.

JUDGE:
Very well, then.

Excuse me.
Am I too late?

Dad...

Oh!

ANDREA (quietly):
Oh, mom...

Oh!

(laughs quietly)

If you don't mind,

I'd like to give
away my daughter.

Grandma.

Don't look at me.

I got a call
last night

from the guy you're
going to marry.

He's going to make
a hell of a lawyer.

Thanks... Dad.

So, uh, does this
mean I'm out of a job?

No way. Move over.

Now you're the best man.

BRANDON:
Okay.

I'm so happy.

♪ This precious moment ♪

♪ While we were dancing
so slow and tenderly ♪

♪ I can you feel
your heart beating ♪

♪ Right next to mine ♪

♪ I wish we were frozen
in time ♪

♪ Your blue eyes tell me ♪

♪ You feel the power
of this special... ♪

You can toss...

Either eat or dance.

Eat!
Eat!

(Kelly and Donna giggling)

♪ And make this kiss last
forever... ♪

Listen, Dylan, I just
want to thank you again.

You knew the cops were
coming, you came anyway.

You saved my life.

It's like I said, David,

I owed you one,
and we're even now.

Well, it's Valentine's Day,

it's a wedding, and neither
one of us have a date.

BRENDA:
What is wrong
with this picture?

It's too bad Stuie isn't here.

No, it isn't.

I never want to see
that jerk again.

Can you believe he didn't even
call me for Valentine's Day?

No?
No card.
No flowers.

Not even some crummy candy.

What is so funny, Brandon?

Turn around, Bren.

Stuart!

Oh, my God!

What are you
doing here?!
Mmm.

Happy Valentine's Day, love.

The jerk is back.

Wher-where
have you been?

I had to leave for South America
to submit a bid on a project.

I know it's a lame excuse,
and I should have called,

but when I spoke to your father

last week...
You talked to my father?

Hi, Stuart.

You knew he was coming,
and you didn't tell me?

What, and ruin
your surprise?

Ooh!

(laughs)

Have fun,
sweetheart.

Thanks.

♪ Don't say good night... ♪

Stuart, will you

do something for me
and not ask why?

Anything you want.

When you get home,

if-if there's a letter from me,
will you burn it?

Okay.

Thanks.

(laughs)
Oh!

Oh...
(grunts)

Let's take this
thing up one notch.

I have a special song
just for the occasion.

(laughs)

(instrumental
"Hava Nagilah" plays)

Is that perfect
or what?

Perfect.

(laughs)

MAN:
♪ He-He... He-Hey! ♪

(instrumental
"Hava Nagilah" continues)