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DAVID:
David and Donna, still here
with you all night long.
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Now call us at 555-KXCU
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because we're totally
interactive radio,
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which means,
you run the show.
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Now that's the
crucial part.
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You're the show
so you call us.
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Now with Rush Week
kicking off tomorrow,
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I would think a lot of you out
there would have some advice
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on scoping out the fraternities
and sororities.
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But if that's not your scene
give us a call at 555-KXCU
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and tell us why.
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Now we have been getting some
calls from our regulars...
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And we thank you...
Yes,
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but we'd like to hear
from some real listeners,
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so please don't call if
your name just happens to be...
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Brandon, Brenda,
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Andrea, Kelly...
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Steve?!
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(pop music playing)
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(sighs)
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This isn't working,
no one is calling us, David.
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Just give it some time.
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It's only been three nights.
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Feels more like three years.
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(cheering)
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Hey!
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Woo-hoo!
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One through ten,
come on.
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Right here, right here.
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There's your pen, you
do one through three.
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You do, uh, four
through seven,
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I'll be eight,
nine and ten.
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(cheering)
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Yeah, come on now!
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Oh, all right,
all right.
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Very good, yes.
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Well done.
You're the one.
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(laughs)
Hey.
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Okay, who's next,
who's next?
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Okay, right here,
right here.
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Right here,
right here.
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Uh, yeah, that's a
pretty strong...
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That's good, you can
work on it though.
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Oh, unbelievable,
yeah.
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I'm taking the fun away.
That's just a six for you.
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Does anyone have
any blush?
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I look dead when
I'm this tired.
You do not.
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Donna, I can't believe I let you
talk me into Sorority Rush.
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BRENDA:
Neither can I.
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But I hope you're right
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about this keeping us
from drifting apart.
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You'll thank me by
the end of the week.
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Suddenly I feel so underdressed.
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You're fine, we're all fine.
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Yeah, well, I hear one sweaty
palm can ruin your chances.
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Great. I have two.
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Just be grateful
you're not exhausted, okay?
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Rush Week, here we come.
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GAMMA GIRLS:
♪ We are the Gammas ♪
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go ♪
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♪ People want
to know-o ♪
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♪ Who we are ♪
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♪ So we tell them ♪
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♪ We are the Gammas ♪
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go ♪
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♪ People want to know-o ♪
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♪ Who we are ♪
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♪ So we tell them ♪
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♪ We are the Gammas ♪
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go ♪
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♪ People want
to know-o ♪
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♪ Who we are
so we tell them ♪
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♪ We are the Gammas ♪
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♪ Mighty, mighty
Gammas ♪
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♪ Everywhere we go ♪
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♪ People want to know-o... ♪
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Somehow I doubt they do this
at Yale.
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♪ We are the
Gammas... ♪
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Let's go.
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♪ People want to know-o
who we are... ♪
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Hut!
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All right,
all right,
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all right...
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Oh!
Come on.
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You're in my zone
now, Walsh.
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When are you gonna
learn?
I learned.
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Keep talkin',
John.
Anything broken?
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No, I'm fine, but
thanks for caring.
Guys, guys,
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the sorority stampede is
in progress.
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Whatta you say you guys give up?
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Come on, man,
give us one last down.
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One more down.
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Blue deep, ready?
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ALL:
Ready.
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Go, Johnny.
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Come on, Brandon, come on.
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Come on.
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Hut!
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Yeah!
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(laughing)
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JOHN:
Don't rub it
in, Walsh.
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Never forget, you're
a freshman.
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As long as you don't forget
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that a freshman just kicked
your butt.
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Well, it's been real,
gentlemen.
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Stick around, man.
Watch the parade.
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Ah, thanks, Charlie,
but I've just got enough time
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to hit the showers and get over
to Student Union.
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Wait, wait, w-wait a minute, you
got something better to do
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than hang out
with us Keggers?
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Sue me. I have a life.
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You're breaking
our hearts.
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Take it easy.
See you later,
man.
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Catch up with
you in a sec.
Good game, bro.
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Hey, Bran?
Yeah?
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KEG House doesn't
do a formal rush.
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It's more like hanging
out with who knows who.
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If the president
asks you
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to stick around
you shouldn't blow him off.
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I'm not blowing him off.
I've got people to meet.
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You see that, that right there,
that's the wrong attitude.
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So watching sorority
girls on parade
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for the rest of the
day is mandatory?
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Maybe not.
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But the house party tomorrow
night definitely is.
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Remember, this is
our fraternity.
Right.
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And I told you, bro, I
will be there, so shaa.
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(hands smack)
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Okay, this one right here
in the blue-- very good.
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Yes, well done,
definitely an eight.
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I'd give her more
than an eight.
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Are you guys crazy?
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You trying to get us thrown
off campus or what?
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It's the '90s,
gentlemen.
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Try to show
a little sensitivity.
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(huffs)
(Steve chuckles)
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Killjoy.
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Yo, man, I'll be right back.
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Come on, we have
14 houses to see.
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Hi, Kelly.
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Hi, John.
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It's been a long time.
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Hmm, not long enough.
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BRENDA:
I guess you're not going
to introduce us.
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Huh?
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You know Kelly?
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Kind of.
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I asked her out in the ninth
grade; she turned me down.
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She turned you down?
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Yeah, come on.
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BRANDON:
So...
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this is the Student Senate?
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Does the faculty have it
this good?
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They're just
the teachers.
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We're the people who
really run this place.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I'm Angela Rhodes.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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So how'd you make out
with our favorite dean?
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(sighing):
The man is from Mars.
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It went that well, huh?
We'll talk
about it later.
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(chuckles)
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So... Josh has told me
a lot about you
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and your famous march
on the school board.
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I assume that's why I'm here.
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So you know that
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we have an opening on our slate
for freshman representative
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to the Student Senate.
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Does that
interest you?
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Yes, I'd be very interested
in it.
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We were hoping you
would say that.
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But you gotta know that a girl
passing out in her prom dress
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is not our kind of issue.
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Well, that wasn't
our issue either.
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We had a school board
superintendent
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who was trying to
sneak through
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dress codes
and rules about drinking
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without any student input.
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There was no public
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debate, no notification,
no nothing.
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That was our issue.
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Better.
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But I still don't know
what you're about.
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All I know is that you're
from, uh, Beverly Hills.
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Well, I think you can tell
by the way I'm dressed
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that I'm not going to give up
shopping on Rodeo Drive
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without a big floor fight,
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I'll tell ya.
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Listen, guys,
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I just don't want to coast
through college.
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This is important to me.
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Okay, well, thank you
for your time.
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That's it?
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We'll let you know.
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Nice to meet
you, Brandon.
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Nice meeting you,
too.
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See ya.
See ya, man.
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KELLY:
This house is beautiful.
I could almost see myself here.
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DONNA:
Almost? It's the Alpha
Omega House.
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Their philanthropy is
Downey House for Children,
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their flower is fleur-de-lis and
their colors are rose and buff.
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Oh, I look horrible in buff.
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Well, with 30 seconds
left to go
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I finally meet
the fab four
from West Beverly.
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Someone's been talking
about us?
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Let's see, uh,
summer camp counselors,
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elementary school charities,
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a Spring Queen,
valedictorian.
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You guys could start
your own sorority.
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(bell ringing)
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Well.... this is why
they call it rush.
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Excuse me...
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It was a sincere
pleasure to meet you.
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We may not see all
of you again, so...
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ALL:
Hasta la vista, baby!
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Thanks.
Thanks for coming.
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DONNA:
Oh, it's perfect!
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KELLY:
Yeah, except their brother
fraternity is the Keg House.
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Well, that's Steve's house.
And maybe Brandon's.
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It's also John Sears'.
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Is that the guy that you
wouldn't talk to before?
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Kelly, come on--
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inquiring minds would
really like to know.
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Kelly went out with
him in ninth grade.
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I had a huge crush
on him during my
walk-all-over-me phase.
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Well, who could
blame you?
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He turned out to be
the biggest jerk.
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I spent one highly
regrettable night
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with him and his
parents' champagne.
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The next day he told
every senior he knew.
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And he made up
stuff, too.
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He has a fertile imagination.
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If he opens his big mouth,
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I will have doors slamming
in my face
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all up and down Sorority Row.
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Kelly, any sorority would
love to have you.
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Don't count on it.
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A bad rep is the kiss of death.
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Even past tense.
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Yeah, well, I can't talk
right now...
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Hi.
Hi.
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Well, this is an Andrea
Zuckerman I haven't seen before.
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Why, thank you,
Mr. Dan Rubin.
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I should be
thanking you, right?
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Absolutely.
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You look great.
What's the occasion?
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I'm rushing.
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As in... rushing?
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Surprise, surprise.
257
00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:02,567
Well, which one of the houses do
you like the best?
258
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,170
Well, my friends and I like
Alpha Omega the best.
259
00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:08,539
Really?
260
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,940
I would have, uh,
261
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,644
thought you'd be zeroing
in on the Jewish sororities.
262
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:15,914
Oh. And if I was Asian,
263
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,548
I should only look
at Asian sororities?
264
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,117
If I was African-American,
265
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,519
I should only look at
African-American sororities?
266
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,821
Some kind of resident
advisor you are.
267
00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,656
I didn't invent the system.
268
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,993
But I bet in the end,
269
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,727
you'll find yourself
in a Jewish sorority.
270
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,698
Are you saying that there's
anti-Semitism?
271
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:37,268
No, just birds of a feather
flocking together.
272
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,537
You know what I think?
273
00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,074
The minute someone shows
a little enthusiasm,
274
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,076
the cynics of the world
get nervous.
275
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,048
Have a nice day,
counselor.
276
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:00,958
Hey, stranger.
277
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,260
Hey.
278
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,261
Where you hiding
yourself?
279
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,996
Oh, over at Sorority Row,
280
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,631
watching everybody
out-smile each other.
281
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,166
Yeah, well, Kelly's been
telling me a lot about it.
282
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,300
So please, spare me.
283
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,335
Boy, I don't believe
my luck.
284
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,603
This is the second
school in a row
285
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,371
that I didn't even get
the classes that I wanted.
286
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,772
Really? 'Cause I
got everything.
287
00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:17,275
English 135B.
I'm in this class, too.
288
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,377
Poetry of the
Young Romantics.
289
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,845
You are?
Mm-hmm.
290
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,680
Every Monday, Wednesday
and Friday, Lindley Hall.
291
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,649
Well, great. You can help me
with my homework.
292
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,251
Mm. You want to get
some coffee?
293
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,686
Uh, no, I'm sorry.
294
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,689
I've got to go meet the girls
for a Rush Week recap.
295
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,657
Brenda, are you really
into that?
296
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,992
I'm trying.
297
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,335
(mumbles):
Thanks, guys.
298
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,704
Hey there, Mr. Walsh.
Yeah?
299
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,272
We were just about to call
your house.
300
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,841
Congratulations, Mr. Senator.
301
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:50,875
Well, thank you.
302
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,142
You guys were a tough room.
303
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,678
ANGELA:
Well, now we have
to get you elected.
304
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,079
So, we should talk
strategy.
305
00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,614
And finalize
the party platform.
306
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,083
Great. I'll be there.
307
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,184
You're going to be
very busy.
308
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,784
I was hoping you'd say that.
309
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,488
Hey, Steve!
310
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,856
John!
311
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,024
Brand!
Yo, Sanders, come on.
312
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,531
Uh, they must still be mad
313
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,900
since I trounced 'em
in the football game today.
314
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,035
How do you know
those guys?
315
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,936
Steve, the blonde one, is
316
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,905
a buddy of mine
from high school.
317
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,540
Oh, high school
buddies, huh?
318
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,575
Yeah.
319
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,576
Well, you're not in high
school anymore, Brandon.
320
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,047
Yeah, so, we'll catch up
with you.
321
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,349
Right.
322
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,358
Walsh party for four,
over there.
323
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,359
Oh!
324
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,960
I'm so pleased
you could join us.
325
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,195
I know I'm late.
I'm sorry.
326
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,030
Really late.
Really, really late.
327
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:48,065
Well, I'm really, really sorry,
but I don't understand
328
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,366
why we have to open up
329
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,202
the first round of sorority
invitations together.
330
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,037
All for one and one for all.
331
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,039
Well, come on, let's do it
332
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,941
so I can grab a nap
before the radio show.
333
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,275
I'm so nervous.
How can they make cuts
334
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,144
based on meeting us once?
335
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,411
Just relax, okay?
336
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,347
Ready? All together...
337
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,348
Go.
338
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,216
Alpha!
339
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,084
Alpha!
340
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:06,885
Alpha!
341
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,419
Alpha!
342
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,288
Yes! We are on our way.
343
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,257
Now I remember why
I did this with you guys.
344
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,692
We made it through the first
cut, but pace yourself, ladies,
345
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,094
there are two more rounds to go.
346
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,296
Two more rounds?
347
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,099
JIM:
My son, the senator,
348
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,701
the next Jack Kennedy
right here!
349
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,136
Dad, I said "Student Senate."
Did you hear me say "Stude...?"
350
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,371
You heard me, didn't you, Mom?
351
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,440
All right, all right,
but a lot of very
352
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,909
important people got
started just this way.
353
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,777
How do you think future
presidents of the United States
354
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,812
learn the ropes?
355
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,548
Would you tell him
to get a grip, Mom?
356
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,949
Get a grip.
357
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:38,950
Get a grip, Dad.
358
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,051
Hey, hey.
359
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,285
Hey.
360
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,054
Did you hear what happened
to your brother?
361
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,588
Yes, and I'm hoping
it will lead
362
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,724
to a better parking spot on
campus for his sister.
363
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:47,958
Ah, don't worry, my sister,
364
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,393
I will not forget
the little people.
365
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,628
JIM:
There you go.
366
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,931
(Irish accent):
Now you're talkin'
like a politician, son.
367
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,365
So what does this
368
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,733
Progressive Party stand for?
369
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,801
Uh, good stuff. Um...
370
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,670
You know, they take
a hard line on racism,
371
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:00,672
elitism, chauvinism,
372
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,207
sexism.
373
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,675
Your basic isms.
374
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,910
The politically
correct crowd.
375
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,679
Call it what you will.
376
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,681
What are they going
to think about you partying
377
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,850
till you drop
at the KEG House?
378
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,384
KEG's progressive.
379
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,620
Oh, right, they, uh, recycle
their beer bottles.
380
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:19,023
That's right, and I'm sure
it'll be just fine.
381
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,691
Well, you're lucky.
382
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,394
When we were in college,
things got kinda polarized.
383
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,495
Well, that's for sure.
384
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,897
Somehow the way
people felt
385
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,799
about fraternities and
sororities got all tangled up
386
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,735
with how they felt
about the Vietnam War.
387
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,870
Yeah, and it wasn't
always friendly.
388
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,606
The Greeks were perceived
to be pretty conservative.
389
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,407
Well, I wouldn't
390
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,575
worry about it, guys.
391
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,743
And in case
392
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,379
you haven't heard,
the war's over.
393
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,749
DAVID:
Hello, Los Angeles.
394
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,685
It's 2:00 in the morning
and you've guessed it,
395
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,620
this is David and Donna
with you till dawn.
396
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,688
And we're
totally interactive radio...
397
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,689
No. No, no, no, no, no!
398
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,956
No, we're not totally
interactive.
399
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,325
We're not totally interactive
at all.
400
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,826
What we are is exhausted.
401
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,931
Put on some music, okay?
402
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,465
Well, what do you want to hear?
403
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,337
Obviously, whatever's
in the CD player.
404
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:10,008
Ah! There's nothing
in the CD player.
405
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,676
Donna, there's nothing in
the CD player
406
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,113
because you forgot
to load up the CD player.
407
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,615
Now I think our audience
deserves better than that.
408
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,818
Ah, audience, David.
What audience?
409
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:21,952
There's no one out there!
410
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,490
That's because
you're screaming at them.
411
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,826
What are you cueing up?
412
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,828
Whatever's on
the turntable.
413
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:35,233
♪ Lost in your romance ♪
414
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,235
♪ Lost in your slow dance ♪
415
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:41,305
(phone rings)
416
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,173
Problems, kids.
417
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,876
Pronto.
418
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,211
Brandon, it's me.
419
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,579
I'm downstairs.
420
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,014
Downstairs where?
421
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,615
Downstairs your house.
422
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,849
I saw your light on.
423
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,186
I didn't want to wake everybody
up by ringing the doorbell.
424
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,155
And what about the phone, Steve?
425
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,623
Isn't it possible that a ringing
phone could wake someone?
426
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,592
Just get your butt down here and
spare me the lecture, okay?!
427
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,496
And to what do I owe
this unexpected pleasure?
428
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,563
I couldn't sleep.
429
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,765
It's probably
nothing, but...
430
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,766
Of course.
431
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,868
That's why you came all the way
over here
432
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,436
in the middle of the night.
433
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,004
You're coming
to that party, right?
434
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,673
I told you
I'd be there, yeah.
435
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,808
Keg House Rush
is that party,
436
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,143
so be on your
best behavior.
437
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,712
Did you come all the way over
here just to tell me that?
438
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:25,550
No, I couldn't help thinking
about what John Sears said.
439
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,817
What are you doing
hanging out
440
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,819
with those political guys
at the Student Union for?
441
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,621
Because they're running me
for Student Senate.
442
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,622
Oh, great.
443
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,424
The KEG House is
gonna flip over that.
444
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,058
Steve, I thought
maybe you'd at least feign
445
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,694
a little excitement for me.
446
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,529
Don't expect me
to be too stoked.
447
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,331
Those guys have it in
for Greek life.
448
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,400
I don't think they even care
about Greek life.
449
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:46,036
All I know is the KEG crew
hates their guts, okay?
450
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,938
Sears said he doesn't
even allow the pledges
451
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,007
to hang out with any of
those campus weasels.
452
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,308
I really don't care, man.
453
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,810
I thought we were going
to stick together!
454
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,978
We are.
455
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,612
I get this bad feeling,
456
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,916
like joining this fraternity is
gonna cost me my best friend.
457
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,551
Come on, man,
you're being stupid.
458
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,620
You gotta make
a choice, Brandon.
459
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,055
Not at 2:00 in the
morning, I don't.
460
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,758
Relax.
I'll be at the party.
461
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,659
Now go home and get
some sleep, all right?
462
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,362
Don't say
I didn't warn you.
463
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:22,773
ANDREA:
Have you ever seen
464
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,209
so many
perfect-looking people?
465
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,744
What planet are we on?
466
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:27,978
KELLY:
Okay, ladies,
467
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,848
on the count of three,
mingle and impress.
468
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,988
So are you narrowing
your choices down?
469
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:41,224
Well, I, um, I really love
the feel of this place.
470
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,460
Thanks.
471
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,095
I know this is going to sound
too good to be true,
472
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,731
but we really are a family here.
473
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:52,703
And, um, we're looking for
people who might fit in.
474
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,704
Pretty big family.
475
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,840
Yeah, tell me about it.
I'm an only child.
476
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,341
So am I!
477
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,110
Well, that's not
all we have in common.
478
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,580
I was the editor of my high
school newspaper, too.
479
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,882
Did you try out for the paper
here when you were a freshman?
480
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,016
Yeah. Yeah, I did,
481
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,886
until they asked me
to review a friend's play.
482
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,856
I had to review
a friend's restaurant.
483
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,357
I wish I'd met you last week.
484
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,758
I could have used your advice.
485
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,893
You want some advice?
486
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,062
Think Alpha House.
487
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,997
Come on.
I'll show you around.
488
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:27,904
(loud rock playing)
489
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,806
(music plays louder)
490
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,943
(door opens)
491
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,546
Can that be any louder?
492
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,047
It's metal rap. You like it?
493
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,082
(lowers volume)
494
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,252
No. I'm trying to sleep.
495
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,721
The sorority is having
a '70s party
496
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,123
at the KEG House tonight
and I'm exhausted.
497
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:49,292
Well, who said you had to rush
a sorority in the first place?
498
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,532
I heard that, David.
It wasn't very nice.
499
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,533
(music stops)
500
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,535
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come here.
501
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,238
I'm sorry.
502
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,907
I got to take a nap.
503
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:08,479
Yeah, well, uh, I know
what I want to do right now.
504
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,215
So do I... sleep.
505
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,324
Okay.
506
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,794
It is a theme party
at Steve's fraternity.
507
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,429
Yeah, what's the theme?
508
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,565
One of the great ones, you know,
man vs. nature?
509
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,166
Appearance vs. reality?
510
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,168
Disco Fever.
511
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,137
Ah, well, I'll tell you what,
512
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,938
I missed Disco Fever
the first time around, Kel.
513
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,707
What makes you think
I want to catch it now?
514
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,609
For me?
Can't you just break
515
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,011
your little no-frat rule
just this once?
516
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,346
Please?
517
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,782
Listen, I thought we agreed
we'd go our separate ways
518
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,816
on this party hearty stuff.
519
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,718
Fine. Forget I ever asked you.
520
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,687
Do you hate me?
521
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:54,025
Yes, I hate you,
but I love you more.
522
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,027
Good.
523
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,728
I'll talk to you later.
524
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,862
Okay.
525
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,398
Good-bye.
526
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,532
Bye.
527
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:11,442
♪ There's no one who knows
each step you take ♪
528
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,377
♪ Every move you make ♪
529
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,412
(laughs)
530
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,447
God, I love college!
531
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,982
Classes haven't even
started yet.
532
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,050
Classes?
533
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,651
This is the best.
It's the best!
534
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,553
Do me a favor and tell Brandon,
that, okay?
535
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,687
Would you like to dance?
536
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,456
The best!
537
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,723
Donna, wake up!
538
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,693
Oh! Oh, we gotta keep moving
or I'm gonna crash. Come on.
539
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,932
Yeah, she's rushing
Alpha House.
540
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,970
Hey, are John
and Leslie tight?
541
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,408
John and everybody are tight.
542
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,645
Hey, you knew him
at West Beverly, right?
543
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,312
Why? Did he say I did?
544
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,348
He remembers you fondly.
545
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,416
Give me the gory details.
546
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:53,584
What exactly did he say?
547
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,786
He said he had a thing for you,
548
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,455
but you weren't interested.
549
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,990
(techno-pop playing)
550
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,125
I love this song.
551
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:20,011
♪ I love the way you look at me
and everything disappears ♪
552
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,447
♪ You're all I see ♪
553
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:27,718
♪ I could stare at you
for a million years ♪
554
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:31,455
♪ I found my happy ending ♪
555
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,525
♪ Forever worth defending ♪
556
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,427
♪ Your heart next to mine,
there's no sense of time ♪
557
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:41,665
♪ And I know
I'm eternally yours... ♪
558
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,670
Oh, Brandon, why am I not
having any fun?
559
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:50,341
Well, for starters Bren, you're
not wearing your platform shoes.
560
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,343
Well, if that would
help I would, believe me.
561
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,078
I mean usually,
I have fun at parties.
562
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,980
This isn't a party, Bren,
this is a way of life.
563
00:21:57,015 --> 00:22:00,884
Yeah, well, I like the
idea of all of us having
something together, but...
564
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,619
I guess I'm just
not a joiner.
565
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,688
Substitute the word
"fraternity" for "sorority"
566
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:07,458
and you've just described what's
going on between me and Steve.
567
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,992
Could it be that
we're related?
568
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:09,994
DIXON:
Hey, hey, hey.
569
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,196
Hey, Mr. KEG man.
570
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,932
So, you and your girlfriend up
to a little nine ball?
571
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:17,601
I'm not his girlfriend.
572
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,136
I'm his sister.
573
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,138
And thanks for the offer,
but no, I'm leaving.
574
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,840
Bye, babe.
Night, Bren.
575
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,108
Your sister is cute.
576
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,444
Is she available?
577
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,913
Don't even think about it, man.
578
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,081
Get out of here!
579
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,418
John is an incredible guy.
580
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,953
I didn't realize
you knew him.
581
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,723
Actually, I haven't said a word
to John in over three years.
582
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:42,727
Well, uh, looks like
you might be able to
make up for lost time.
583
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,129
Now's your
chance.
Hi.
584
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,297
Hi.
585
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,698
Let's go dance.
586
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,003
So, you having a good time?
587
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,605
Yeah, everybody is.
588
00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,707
Wow, you look dazzling.
589
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,243
Must be the polyester.
590
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:00,811
I'm really glad
you made it.
591
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:01,912
A bit surprised,
too, actually.
592
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,315
I was afraid you
weren't gonna show up.
593
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,849
I don't get it.
594
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,751
Aren't you the same guy
who spent a year
595
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:08,786
trying to ruin my life?
596
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,388
No, I'm not
that guy anymore.
597
00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,490
Do you wanna go outside?
It's quieter.
598
00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,239
I owe you a big apology.
599
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,975
Yeah, you do.
600
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:35,679
I've really tried to grow
up since then, Kelly.
601
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,115
Have you had any success?
602
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,618
You could find out for yourself.
603
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,387
You've changed a lot.
Maybe I have, too.
604
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,089
DONNA:
Kelly,
605
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,691
we're about to take off.
606
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:50,227
Uh, Donna, this is
John Sears.
607
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,329
This is my
roommate, Donna.
Hi.
608
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,231
I know who he is.
609
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,467
Well, we better
get going.
610
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:59,603
Actually, I think I'm
gonna stick around.
611
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,007
John and I have some
catching up to do.
612
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,009
Are you sure?
613
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,677
Yeah.
614
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,013
Okay.
615
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,815
Well, there's always 911.
616
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,720
I can guess what that was about.
617
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,889
She has a good memory.
618
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,991
Fair enough.
619
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:23,127
You want to dance?
620
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,596
Sure.
621
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,375
So, you always dress like
Donny Osmond, man?
622
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,411
Only when the frat throws
a Disco Fever party.
623
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,349
How did a comedy genius
like yourself
624
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:47,151
ever become the president
of Animal House?
625
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,353
Well, I look good
in a jacket and tie
626
00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:51,255
promising the disciplinary
committee,
627
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,690
"It will never ever happen
again, sir."
628
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,626
I've done enough
of that myself.
629
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,494
Two Boy Scouts.
630
00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:00,063
You know where Oroville is?
631
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,264
No, I don't think so.
632
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:02,299
In the mountains,
633
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,467
north of Sacramento.
634
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,870
We have two attractions.
635
00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,005
The ice breaking
636
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,476
on Oro Lake in the spring
and high school sports.
637
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:16,880
Ten kids from Oro made it
to college my senior year.
638
00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:18,983
I came here to
play football.
639
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,584
So why aren't you playing?
640
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:23,621
Tore up my shoulder halfway
through the sophomore season.
641
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,123
The second the
doctors gave up,
642
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,458
the coaches, players,
and cheerleaders
643
00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:30,494
they all disappeared.
644
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,629
But my fraternity brothers...
645
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,631
They made you president.
646
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,398
The best people in
this whole school
647
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,368
are right here at
Kappa Epsilon Gamma.
648
00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:40,037
Including Steve Sanders.
649
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,841
Well, he's no model citizen,
but he is a good friend, man.
650
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,876
You know, he talks about
you all the time.
651
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,411
He thinks of you
as a brother.
652
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:50,114
I feel the same
way about him.
653
00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,383
He also says you might be
running for Student Senate.
654
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:54,551
Yeah, with the Progressives.
655
00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,723
What do you think
about that?
656
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:03,993
Well, I think that nobody here
is trying to pressure you
657
00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,830
into anything one way
or the other.
658
00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:09,899
But you can't
have both, Brandon.
659
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:13,903
And I hope you appreciate what
you might be passing up.
660
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,880
I can't believe that you have
one of these every week.
661
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,982
Friday nights at
the KEG House.
662
00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,317
The one thing around here
that you can count on.
663
00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,253
And one of the advantages
to being an Alpha.
664
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,989
And there seems to be
the right mix of, uh...
665
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,524
Cute guys?
666
00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:34,658
Yeah, that's right.
667
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,092
You know, I should
probably warn you
668
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,629
that you're not going to find
a lot of Jewish guys here.
669
00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:40,197
Is that a problem?
670
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:41,532
Why would it be?
671
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:43,000
No reason.
672
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:45,335
Oh there's the head of
the Inter-Greek Council.
673
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,938
I've got to go catch her
before she leaves.
674
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,450
Hey, I see somebody bailed
from the party early.
675
00:27:00,485 --> 00:27:01,751
Did you have a good time?
676
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,320
I OD'd.
677
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,455
Over discoed.
Yeah.
678
00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:07,391
Was Kelly having a good time?
679
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:09,226
Yeah, everybody was.
680
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:11,095
Not everybody, 'cause
you're sitting here.
681
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,563
Hey, you weren't even brave
enough to give it a try.
682
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,064
I just wasn't that
stupid, Bren.
683
00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:17,901
I just thought that
if there was anything
684
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,337
Kelly, Donna and Andrea and I
could do together
685
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:21,771
it would be join a sorority.
686
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,473
But I just can't.
687
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,507
So, don't.
688
00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:26,443
I guess I'm afraid
689
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,511
that I'm going to lose
my friends.
690
00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:30,414
Hmm.
691
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:32,549
Well, to tell you the truth,
Bren, I couldn't really
692
00:27:32,585 --> 00:27:34,918
see myself with the sorority
girl type either.
693
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,587
But Kelly seems
to enjoy it. It's...
694
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,655
It's probably harmless.
695
00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:43,660
I mean it, really, it's fine.
696
00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:46,429
So what're you saying?
I should just join the sorority
697
00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:48,064
with the others?
No.
698
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,767
I'm saying that you should do
what is right for you
699
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,836
and the rest of it will
take care of itself.
700
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:01,745
DAVID:
This is David and Donna...
701
00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,313
All by ourselves.
702
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:04,448
Give us a call.
703
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,183
We're waiting.
704
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,484
Oh, please.
705
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,419
No one's gonna call.
706
00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,653
See? Look.
707
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:14,757
No calls, nothing, zippo,
less than zippo.
708
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:17,560
I mean, what do guys know about
waiting for someone to call?
709
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,697
You're losing it.
710
00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:22,532
Oh, sure, you
would think so.
711
00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:25,369
But all you girls out
there, you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
712
00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:28,838
I mean, you can sit and wait
forever for a guy to call you,
713
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,241
but then when he wants
you, he's all over you.
714
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:32,642
Like David here.
715
00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,745
This afternoon he couldn't
leave me alone, could you?
716
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,681
I was happy to see you.
717
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:42,052
Well, gals, here's
a little riddle for you.
718
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:45,789
What starts pawing you the
second you get home 'cause
they're happy to see you?
719
00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:47,757
You give up?
720
00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:51,261
Bow wow. Woof, woof.
D-O-G. Dog!
721
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:54,098
Are you calling me a dog?
722
00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:57,434
Honey, if the fur
fits, wear it.
723
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:59,303
Ooh!
724
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:00,304
Ah...
725
00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,405
Cool bit, huh?
726
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,309
Yeah, yeah, you're
a major talent.
727
00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:08,512
It's a real honor to share
a booth with you.
728
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:11,815
DONNA:
David, don't be mad at me.
729
00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:13,250
I thought the dog bit was funny.
730
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:14,751
DAVID:
Donna, your mic is on.
731
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:17,554
JOHN:
I can't believe you
actually know these two.
732
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,422
Donna hasn't
slept all week.
733
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,992
She's usually
not this bad.
734
00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:23,160
Or maybe she is.
735
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,327
Yeah, she's pretty wacky.
736
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,063
You don't have to
live with them.
737
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:29,699
Well, I'd trade places with them
in a minute to be closer to you.
738
00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:35,105
What kind of line is that?
You haven't changed at all.
739
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,615
John, I have a boyfriend.
740
00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:46,249
Well, where is he?
741
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,919
'Cause if you were my girlfriend
I'd be with you at every party
742
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,188
just to keep guys like me
from crawling all over you.
743
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:54,525
Well, Dylan's not
that big on parties.
744
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,794
Maybe Dylan's not
that big on you.
745
00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:59,863
He is.
746
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,131
You don't know anything
about him.
747
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,366
I better go.
748
00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:05,201
Can I call you?
749
00:30:07,105 --> 00:30:09,306
It's been really good
to see you again,
750
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,040
but I'd rather you didn't.
751
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,579
I might anyway.
752
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,328
Surprise. Surprise.
753
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:34,865
Is something wrong?
754
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:38,701
The party was over and I didn't
have anybody to go home with.
755
00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:42,305
Well, you're home now.
756
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,076
I missed you.
757
00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:48,812
I missed you, too.
758
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,918
Dylan, I was
wondering something.
759
00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:57,687
What?
760
00:30:57,722 --> 00:31:01,658
Why can't you be more
like everybody else?
761
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,332
Is that really
what you want?
762
00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,970
No.
763
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,439
Not really.
764
00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,441
I didn't think so.
765
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,287
I don't want to talk about it.
766
00:31:31,322 --> 00:31:32,789
I'm sure no one
was even listening.
767
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:34,024
(Brandon and Steve
barking)
768
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,491
Yeah, except our
closest friends.
769
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:36,560
David!
770
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,161
(barking)
Thanks, guys.
771
00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:39,295
What are friends for?
772
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:40,329
(chuckling)
773
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,364
Come on, admit it,
brother.
774
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:42,498
All right, all right,
all right,
775
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,633
the brothers know
how to party.
776
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:44,734
You happy now?
777
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:45,769
I'm getting there.
778
00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:47,437
Well, I like that
Charlie Dixon.
779
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:48,504
He's a classy guy.
780
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,073
The whole fraternity
is classy, Brandon.
781
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,741
From what my sources
tell me,
782
00:31:51,777 --> 00:31:53,944
to pledge all we have to do
is show up on Saturday.
783
00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,979
Brandon, you got the word
on the meeting tonight?
784
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:58,248
Yeah, 8:00 sharp.
Student Senate room.
785
00:31:58,283 --> 00:31:59,950
Right, we'll be going over
the fine print
786
00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:02,085
in the platform,
so be ready for
a long night.
787
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,987
Cool.
Oh, uh, Steve Sanders.
788
00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,088
Josh Richland.
Josh. Steve.
789
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:06,123
Hello.
A pleasure.
790
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:06,990
Right.
791
00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:08,224
Anyway,
792
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:09,626
there's some other stuff
we should talk about,
793
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:10,727
but we can do it later.
794
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:11,728
Sure.
795
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,032
Ooh, finalize the fine print.
796
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,000
Now that sounds
like a party, man.
797
00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:19,702
There is no way a fraternity
can compete with that.
798
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:20,971
Yeah, right.
799
00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:23,039
It's not like my being Jewish
is a secret.
800
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:25,508
I mean, how many Zuckermans
have you met who aren't Jewish?
801
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:26,876
Told you so.
802
00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:28,911
See, but maybe she didn't
mean anything by it.
803
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,347
Maybe.
804
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:32,082
Could be there's
a bounty for the Alpha
805
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,084
that bags the most
Jewish girls.
806
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,518
Yeah, but then
why would she care
807
00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:37,653
if I dated only Jewish guys?
808
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,589
Do you only date
Jewish guys?
809
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,325
(sighs):
After this, maybe I will.
810
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:43,326
Good.
811
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:44,394
Then I have a chance.
812
00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:46,629
Dan, please.
813
00:32:46,664 --> 00:32:49,699
No, really, I'm trying to
understand what happened.
814
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:51,234
I mean, she gave me
this pitch
815
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:52,769
that was supposed
to be one big family.
816
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,705
Everyone's
supposed to fit in.
817
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,806
That's the basic
Greek attitude.
818
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:58,642
Yeah, but I thought
she meant that I'd fit in.
819
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,777
This could be her way
of asking if being Jewish
820
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,779
is something you're willing
to check at the door.
821
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,384
Well, if that's the question,
I know how to get an answer.
822
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:17,693
Shouldn't we at least consider
how we're gonna pay
823
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:19,829
for all the additional security
we're demanding?
824
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,097
No, we shouldn't.
825
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,265
Are you done?
826
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,633
Almost.
827
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,802
What I'm really concerned with
is priority nine:
828
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,972
"The removal of all Pan-Hellenic
sororities and fraternities
829
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,207
from the university campus."
830
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:31,974
What?
You think it should read
831
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,744
"all fraternity
and sorority types"?
832
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:36,379
Look, we know
it's ambitious,
833
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,582
but this could be
a real rallying point.
834
00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:41,551
Wait a minute, 90%
of the incoming freshmen
835
00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:42,953
couldn't get the classes
they needed.
836
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:45,789
The library closes early
four days a week.
837
00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:48,225
How can one of our priorities
be to bash other students?
838
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,293
You know how much of your
student activities fee
839
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:53,230
goes to floats and
candlelight ceremonies?
840
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,898
And that money can go
to the Chicano Cultural Project
841
00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,734
or to daycare
for single mothers.
842
00:33:57,770 --> 00:34:00,603
JOSH:
Okay, wait, let me
make it simple.
843
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,039
The Greeks are elitist
and they're racist.
844
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,607
If you have some
thoughts on how
845
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:06,242
to get rid of
them, we're all ears.
846
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:08,178
Let's hold on a second.
847
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,547
Some of my best friends
are pledging
848
00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:12,582
sororities and fraternities
at this very moment
849
00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:14,917
and they are neither
elitist nor racist.
850
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,919
The Greeks are more inclusive
than half the groups
851
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,654
you want to
increase funding for.
ANGELA: Brandon,
852
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,423
are you going to hold us up
on every issue?
853
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,024
There's a lot more
in here I disagree with
854
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,193
if that's what
you're asking.
855
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:24,594
You're being a pain.
We are moving on.
856
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:25,495
I'm not finished.
857
00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:26,996
Yes, you are.
858
00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:34,070
Well, I can't run this platform,
ladies and gentlemen.
859
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:36,906
Find yourself another
fair-haired boy.
860
00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,313
(knocking on door)
861
00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:48,585
Hi, Andrea.
862
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,852
What are you doing here?
863
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:51,654
Uh, can I come in?
864
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:52,722
Sure.
865
00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:56,759
The candlelight ceremony
was really moving.
866
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,095
I... I loved it.
867
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,930
What got into you, huh?
868
00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,766
What'd you have to wear
the star for?
869
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,901
I pulled for you
all week long.
870
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:07,170
The girls were all ready
to accept you.
871
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,271
But not if I'm Jewish.
872
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,708
Are you crazy?
873
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,242
I'm Jewish.
874
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,013
I had no idea.
875
00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:19,516
Yeah, well, everybody
in the sorority knows
876
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,617
and everybody is fine with it.
877
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:23,153
They are?
878
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:24,487
Of course.
879
00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,455
Because I don't flaunt it,
that's the trick.
880
00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:30,960
So there's a trick.
881
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,464
You've got a real problem,
you know that?
882
00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,301
I have a problem?
883
00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:40,036
When you go to
884
00:35:40,072 --> 00:35:41,504
synagogue on the High Holy Days,
885
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,639
what do you tell
your sorority sisters?
886
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,141
That you're off to the mall?
887
00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:47,710
If you want to join
a temple, join one.
888
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:50,279
But Alpha-O is a sorority.
889
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,449
You're right, it is.
890
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,718
And I would like you
to withdraw my name
891
00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:57,787
because I don't want to be
a part of it.
892
00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:15,972
(smooth jazz playing)
893
00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:21,745
Donna, what are you
doing with that dog?
894
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,746
It's my aunt's.
895
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,414
Well, lose it.
In a minute.
896
00:36:24,449 --> 00:36:26,683
I don't want to hold it.
Would you please take it?
897
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:30,053
Oh, why don't you be a little
more friendly, okay?
898
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:32,321
Okay, dog, now
you chill out.
899
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,660
Well, since my
"guys are dogs" analogy
900
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,062
seemed to get
the fur flying a bit,
901
00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:40,630
I thought I'd put it
to the test tonight
902
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:43,132
by doing a side-by-side
comparison.
903
00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:44,467
Now I got the guy,
904
00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:46,303
David Silver,
and I got the dog.
905
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:49,438
Now here's the scientific part.
The dog's name is Silver, too.
906
00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:50,406
Donna, please.
907
00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,209
Silver, sit.
908
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,445
Aha.
909
00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:58,415
My first observation--
910
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:01,317
the dog appears to be smarter
than the guy.
911
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:03,419
Well, this is great,
go right ahead.
912
00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,755
Lose all three people who are
listening to us right now.
913
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,757
Okay, now for the touch test.
914
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,259
I've got my left hand on the guy
915
00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:11,394
and I got my right hand
on the dog.
916
00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:13,229
Hmm, the guy feels pretty great.
917
00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,498
Ooh, hairy back alert for
918
00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,100
the dog.
One point for the guy.
919
00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,669
Well, for what it's worth,
I don't have fleas, either.
920
00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:21,570
Could you please
move on with this?
921
00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:23,405
Okay. Now, let me
throw this one out
922
00:37:23,441 --> 00:37:24,640
to all you female listeners.
923
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,709
How many of you out there
think that your dog
924
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:29,679
loves you more than your
boyfriend? We're standing by.
925
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:32,148
I'm just trying to lighten
things up a bit between us.
926
00:37:32,184 --> 00:37:34,951
Well, you should have left
bad enough alone.
(telephone ringing)
927
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:37,720
(ringing)
928
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:38,854
Ah, David.
929
00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:44,494
No way, there's people
listening to us.
930
00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:46,229
We have an audience.
931
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:48,465
Can you believe this? Ooh!
932
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,800
Well, before we handle
our many calls here,
933
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,435
I'd just like to mention my guy
934
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,571
is definitely a better kisser
than the dog, really.
935
00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,376
I don't know who
I'm madder at,
936
00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:01,744
Alpha House,
Leslie or myself
937
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,380
for thinking that a blue-eyed
blonde couldn't be Jewish.
938
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:05,881
Listen, it sounds to me
like she's the one
939
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,117
who doesn't want
anyone to know.
940
00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,818
If I was you, I'd
give myself a break.
941
00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:12,455
I don't think I'm the only one
giving myself a hard time here.
942
00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,357
All you're doing is
not joining a sorority
943
00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:16,092
that you probably
wouldn't have joined anyway.
944
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:18,294
I, on the other hand,
have to explain to my father
945
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:21,030
why I'm throwing away
my future life in politics.
946
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:23,433
Brandon, this Richland
guy has got a grudge
against everyone.
947
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:24,767
You're probably
doing the right thing.
948
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,068
After hearing
what happened to you,
949
00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,670
I'm not sure about
any of the Greeks.
950
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,439
Yeah, well, that might
just be Alpha House.
951
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,441
I mean, we know KEG House
is the least
952
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,775
discriminating place
on the planet earth.
953
00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,777
They'll take anybody
who can chug a beer.
Chug a beer.
954
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:37,913
I know, and now Steve's going
to assume I'm a shoo-in to join.
955
00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:39,015
Well, aren't you?
956
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,216
Well, I like the guys
and everything,
957
00:38:40,252 --> 00:38:42,385
but I'm just not sure.
958
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:44,220
Andrea.
959
00:38:44,256 --> 00:38:46,922
Um, look, I know I'm probably
the last person you want to see,
960
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,858
but I need to speak to you.
961
00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,159
In private.
962
00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:52,062
Look, anything you
have to say to me,
963
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,398
you can say in front
of my friend Brandon.
964
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:59,168
Um, well, when I told the girls
that you withdrew your name
965
00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:00,370
they were really upset.
966
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,672
They didn't care about
your Star of David
967
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:05,007
or your religion
or anything but you.
968
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,111
That's what they say,
969
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,979
but they obviously don't
make you feel that way.
970
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:12,915
It's not the Alpha House.
971
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:15,284
It's me.
972
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,889
Yeah, well, what do you expect
from a girl whose family
973
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:22,925
changed their last name
from Schulman to Sumner?
974
00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:25,361
BRANDON:
Listen, you two
obviously
975
00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,629
have a lot to talk about.
976
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:27,764
I'm gonna excuse myself.
977
00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:29,064
Oh, how rude of me.
978
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:33,769
Um, Brandon Walsh, this
is Leslie Sumner Shulman.
979
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:36,572
BRANDON:
Hi.
980
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,308
Hi.
981
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:43,813
Gentlemen...
982
00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,115
it says here in
the Progressive Party platform
983
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:47,216
that we are the elite.
984
00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:49,685
No, John,
that's elitist.
985
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,487
Listen, I just thought
you guys should know
986
00:39:51,522 --> 00:39:54,023
they're trying to dismantle
the whole Greek system.
987
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,425
Hey, looks like
we've moved up
988
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:57,193
to priority number
nine this year.
989
00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:58,294
Can you fight it?
990
00:39:58,330 --> 00:39:59,562
JOHN:
They do this
every year,
991
00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,330
and then they realize
that the Greek alumni
992
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,600
contribute 83%
of CU's endowment.
993
00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,434
We're here to stay.
994
00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,070
Yeah, but that's
not the point.
995
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:09,105
No, the point is
you were willing to fight
996
00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:10,540
for our right to party.
997
00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:13,976
I'm so glad
I burned my bridge
998
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,377
to the White House
for you guys.
999
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,612
Well, look on
the bright side,
1000
00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:18,214
you're no longer
a weasel-in-training.
1001
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:21,050
You're a KEG man.
1002
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,452
Listen, Steve,
1003
00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:24,620
uh, you're my best friend
and everything, but...
1004
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,322
Pledge with me.
1005
00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:28,625
You've got 50
new brothers here. I...
1006
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,560
I kinda feel like
I want to do this
1007
00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:32,361
on my own for
a while, you know?
1008
00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:38,468
You're GDI, Walsh.
1009
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,737
That's frat speak
1010
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,038
for...?
1011
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:44,407
The "I" is for independent.
1012
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,243
The "GD" you can guess
for yourself, cowboy.
1013
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,846
DIXON:
Join or not join.
1014
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,782
For what you did for us,
1015
00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:54,450
we're making you
an honorary member.
1016
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:56,886
That, you cannot
turn down.
1017
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,562
(chuckles)
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