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- Aussie Shore!
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- Thomas.
- Hi. I'm Lily.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you as well.
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Tom is so hot.
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Ah...wow.
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I love sex.
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I love love.
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Tom knows who mummy is.
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Mummy is me. Mummy is Lily.
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End of frickin' story.
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Tom's a really good kisser.
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Darling, how are we?
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Ring-a-ding-ding. It's the
king.
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Callum is where it's at.
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Con's like the type
to bring the best out of me.
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Ah, stop.
I'm starting to get a boner.
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He has risen!
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Do you love me?
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I said I love you.
I'm not in love with you.
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Our bond is just getting
closer and closer.
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'Cause I'm adopted.
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So my mum passed away
when I was 12,
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and then my dad passed away
at birth.
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I'm just gonna give you a
cuddle anyway.
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Aw! Thank you!
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We are most definitely
becoming a family.
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Look, I'll admit it.
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Maybe I have caught feelings
without even knowing.
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Vacay! Vacay!
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Time to party with Cati!
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This is what family
is supposed to be.
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It's not all about
partying and shagging.
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You have to go to work.
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-Ooh!
-Ahh!
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I don't think any of these guys
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have worked a day in their
lives, if I'm honest.
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Got the rig out
and I'm ready to launch.
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I'm a little bit
of a sly fox.
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I'm the queen 'cause
I'm the hottest in Cairns.
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Your boy
is the Rizzonator.
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Step on my toes,
I'll stomp on yours.
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I'm a little bit of
a shit stirrer.
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Turn up that music
and watch me dance.
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I do use my tits
to an advantage.
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I came out me mum's
vagina having a party.
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Everyone needs a Kyle
in their life.
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Aussie Shore!
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Lexie, I'm so sick.
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I'm not good.
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Lexie...
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Lexie, I'm not good.
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Yeah, you've...
you're self-inflicted.
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Can you hug me?
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'Cause you can't back
it up three nights in a row.
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The hangover's brutal.
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I got the hangover sweats.
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I got the hangover headache.
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I tell you what,
I don't even think
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there was goon in that bag.
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I think it was just petrol
'cause it's fucking rough us.
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Everyone took advantage of me
last night
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'cause it was
my first time on goon.
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Like, they reckon
it was white wine.
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Bruv, that was 98-octane
petrol.
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It was fucking putile.
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OK, should we start
packing our shit up?
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Shall we start cleaning
our room?
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Obviously,
I'm like that family guy
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and I want everyone
to be a family.
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But when that family's
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eventually gonna come
to an end soon, it's, um...
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..it's sad.
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Like, we had
an amazing time here.
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-Yeah.
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Yeah.
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How are we gonna...
What's the plan of attack?
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But for now,
we still have a few more days.
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I want to live in the moment,
get drunk, have fun,
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and I guess we'll cross that
bridge when it comes to it.
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This morning
is definitely bittersweet.
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I feel a mix of emotions.
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I feel sad
to be leaving everyone.
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But all good things
come to an end.
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The clock is ticking.
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What the fuck?
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I am all about
wellbeing,
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so this is the best way
to start the day.
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A bit of cold water therapy.
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Do you want a mocha?
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-I need a miracle.
-OK.
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Yeah, I'll have a mocha,
please.
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What?
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How do I always get caught
in the crossfire?
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You better fucking pray to
whoever it is that you pray to
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that I don't
get my hands on you.
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She's on this morning.
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Wakey, wakey!
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Eggs and bakey!
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You're on clean-up.
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Oh.
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Where's the eggs?
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Don't even try me,
babe.
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Who did that?
Who did that?
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This house is clean!
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Makaaki! Makaaki!
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Makaaki, I've got her!
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I've got her!
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Look at her go.
Look at her.
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-Oh, shit.
-Oh!
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Oh, Cati!
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I do not enjoy pranks.
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I like staying
and looking pretty
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and just being caught
in the crossfire.
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Don't do that again.
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Catia,
the prank wars are on now.
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Ooh, Makaaku! Makaaku!
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I love pranks.
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You never know
what's coming next.
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It's a bit of a shock
to everyone's system.
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I'm about the pranks.
I love it.
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I've got a good question.
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Who do you think would be
the worst at sex in the house?
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-I was just thinking that!
-Oh, that's a good one.
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Mmm.
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Things are getting spicy
and it's only the morning.
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Usually stuff like this
comes out later in the night
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when we're all drinking.
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I would say Catia.
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Only reason why
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is because everyone knows
I don't like noise
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and I already know she's...
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-Wouldn't it be Kyle?
-I'm vocal as fuck.
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No, I think Catia's
louder than Kyle.
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-Catia's louder.
-I am. I am.
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I'm here to have a good time.
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Lil?
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I feel like just 'cause of...
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-..half chub.
-Yeah, I'll take that.
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-Half chub.
-Couldn't get hard.
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I couldn't get it...
I couldn't get it up.
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-That's alright.
-Yeah.
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King Con?
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More like failed dong.
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Wait, we've got Lexie.
Lexie, Lexie.
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I think...
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I think, um, Con's dick
would be way too big for me.
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-So...
-Stop it.
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Does that mean
Callum's is smaller?
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-Technically...
-Oh!
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Oh!
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No!
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Good job, Kyle!
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That's not what I fucking said!
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Our time in the house
is coming to an end.
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And today is definitely
our opportunity
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to show the community
that we're not just, you know,
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rampant party animals,
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that we do have hearts
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and we do like to give back
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and to just show
that we do care.
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It's all about
fundraising today.
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Over the last few years,
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Cairns has been
hit with, you know,
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a lot of
cyclone damage and stuff.
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A sausage sizzle, you know,
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is a real simple thing.
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Pretty much you give them,
like, a shit sausage,
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they give you
a donation towards your cause
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and everyone's happy, happy.
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Pumped, are you, everyone?
Last day at work.
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Let's fucking go!
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For our final job,
it's really special,
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so the whole family
is going to go.
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We're going to put in our best.
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Cairns has been
so accommodating to us.
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It's the least we could do
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to give back and say thank you
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for everything
that they've done for us.
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Shit!
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Whoa!
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Sausages!
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Why is everyone so excited
to work? What the fuck?
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Today's job
is just making sausage sizzles
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for the community of Cairns.
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How could these lot
fuck this one up?
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Have any of us done
volunteer work before?
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Yeah, every Sunday.
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A lot of my childhood,
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my parents let me volunteer,
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so I love it.
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I'm ready for it.
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So we take everything
they didn't sell
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and we give it to, like,
mums that can't afford food.
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We give them all their bread.
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There is something new
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that is just so wholesome
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that I feel like I learn
something about you
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every single day.
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-Oh, well, you know.
-So cute.
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Wow.
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I have actually
volunteered once,
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and I left halfway through
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because I got bored.
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-I feel like shit now.
-I mean...
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Is Vinnies...taking your
clothes to Vinnies charity?
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Whoo!
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Setting up, setting up.
Setting up.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Alright, let's get
right into it.
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Let's lift up one side, Jaeda.
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Let's go. This way.
Flip. Perfect.
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I'm getting right to it.
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At the end of the day,
this is our last job.
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So we need to make sure
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that this job
is done to perfection.
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Open it up.
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OK, guys.
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So, costumes.
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You're having a laugh.
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No.
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-This is yours.
-That is crazy, bruv.
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And then this is your hat.
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-Can I change job?
-No.
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I mean, have a look
at how good I look.
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I think I look banging.
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It's actually so cute.
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Come get your snags, bitch.
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Come get 'em.
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Oh, that's embarrassing.
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What's happening,
darling?
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You would fancy me
if I wasn't in this,
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I promise you.
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I've never heard a sausage
fart before.
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It was a dream team today.
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We had Lily, Cooper
and myself as the chefs.
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I'm a chef in the bedroom.
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I'm a chef in the kitchen,
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and then I'm the chef in
front of the barbecue as well.
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Would you like onions
with your sausage?
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The servers
should definitely be, you know,
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the most
prettiest faces in the house.
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Would you guys like a sausage?
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Would you guys
like any onions on it?
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What are you writing
'sosages' for?
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-Sausages in aid...
-OK.
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Callum. Callum.
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-In...
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-You've spelt 'sausage'
wrong.
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That boy needs to
go back to third grade
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and learn how to spell.
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-'Saus-ages'.
-I need water.
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-Can I have some water?
-'Saus-ages'.
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-That's how you...
-'Saus-ages'?
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You wrote 'so-sages'.
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What?
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-'So-sages'.
-What?
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S-U...
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S-A...
259
00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:28,448
S-A-U-S-A...
260
00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:30,206
Wait, I need to
spell it with my hands.
261
00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:32,379
S-A-U-S-A-G-E.
262
00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:34,965
Nah, bruv,
there's no U in 'sausages'.
263
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,551
There's no U in 'sausages'.
264
00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,413
That's not how you spell
'sausages'.
265
00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:40,000
"..cyclone relief."
266
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,896
I don't think
Callum went to school.
267
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,896
Callum might have, uh,
decided at an early age
268
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,310
that school is not for him.
269
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,896
OK, so we've got sausages,
we've got onions,
270
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,310
we've got sauces.
271
00:10:53,137 --> 00:10:54,551
How are you?
272
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:55,517
Thanks a lot.
273
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,137
Oh!
274
00:10:59,137 --> 00:11:02,103
No. If you give us the
50, Cooper can go home with
you.
275
00:11:03,137 --> 00:11:04,344
-Yeah.
-That's the deal around here.
276
00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:06,965
Alright, Cooper!
277
00:11:07,068 --> 00:11:08,551
-Oh, we're going.
-See you, Cooper!
278
00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:10,241
-We're going.
-Bye, Cooper.
279
00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:12,896
We're outta here.
280
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,241
Whoa!
281
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:17,655
Thank you guys so much
for supporting cyclone relief.
282
00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,206
Come on, guys, we've got this.
283
00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,275
It's our bosses.
It's our ex-bosses.
284
00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:25,413
That's Pauly.
285
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,275
You haven't got all bloody day.
286
00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:29,413
It needs to be done,
we need to get out of here,
287
00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:30,586
it needs to be done properly.
288
00:11:32,586 --> 00:11:34,241
Want a sausage?
For today we've got onions.
289
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:36,000
We've got three sauces.
What are you feeling like?
290
00:11:36,103 --> 00:11:38,103
Uh, chilli, mate. No chilli?
291
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:39,344
Oh!
292
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,551
Pauly's spicy!
293
00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,655
Fish man! Aquarium man!
294
00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,517
Hi!
295
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,000
How come you didn't
wear a uniform?
296
00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:48,896
I can't believe all our old
bosses come through.
297
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,551
-Wherever you go.
-I will.
298
00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:52,310
To see the people we worked
for,
299
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:55,034
people we've met,
to actually come back...
300
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,896
How are we all?
301
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,068
..it's special.
302
00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,000
Would you like a sausage today?
303
00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:03,896
Hi! Oh!
304
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,758
Stop that!
305
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:10,034
I am honestly so happy
to see the senior citizens.
306
00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:12,862
Oh, you guys look stunning.
307
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,931
The last job
that I had with them
308
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,689
was such a wholesome job.
309
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:18,206
One, two. One, two.
310
00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,724
Oh, my God! Oh my God!
Catia's boob's out.
311
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,206
Catia's boob's out.
312
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,862
Oh, my boob's out!
313
00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:28,551
Walk and...side tap.
314
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:34,379
-As yummy as me?
-Yeah!
315
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:35,344
That's impossible.
316
00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:37,551
Oh, and that's the big boss.
Final level.
317
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:40,103
Oh, it's the boss!
The boss!
318
00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:45,793
I am unbelievably proud today.
319
00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:48,379
I couldn't be
a happier boss right now.
320
00:12:48,482 --> 00:12:49,344
Would you like
a sausage?
321
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:50,379
Yes.
322
00:12:50,482 --> 00:12:51,793
Yes. And would you like
some onion on that?
323
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,793
Love onion.
324
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,206
I love a sausage.
325
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,586
Doesn't everyone?
326
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:57,448
Sausages in your mouth.
327
00:12:57,551 --> 00:13:00,000
Sausages in your vagina.
328
00:13:00,103 --> 00:13:02,103
I love any type of sausage.
329
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,517
Even sausage dogs.
330
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,793
Guys, listen,
I am so proud of youse.
331
00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:08,137
You've done so well.
332
00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:10,793
You have pulled it
out of the bag.
333
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:13,758
And because of
all of your hard work today,
334
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:18,689
we can donate
$705 to Cyclone Relief.
335
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,724
We are so grateful that Cairns
has been able to host us here.
336
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:27,448
Aussie Shore,
and the very first one.
337
00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:30,896
You've been
the best boss ever!
338
00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:33,689
I don't know if it's
the onions making me cry,
339
00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,241
I don't know
whether it's the feels.
340
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:38,034
I don't know whether
it's Callum in that suit,
341
00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:40,896
but I'm feeling it right now.
342
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,896
So you guys want to help us
tidy up as well?
343
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,379
How do you reckon...?
344
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,275
I reckon we did
a pretty good day at work, no?
345
00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:55,965
-Yeah.
-We did.
346
00:13:58,034 --> 00:14:00,344
It's crazy
that this is almost over.
347
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,000
A little bit worried that, uh,
348
00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:05,172
I'm gonna get a little
bit of separation anxiety.
349
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:07,413
What are words
you'd use to describe
350
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,413
your Aussie Shore experience?
351
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,586
I'll go first, fuck it.
352
00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:11,793
Is 'fuck it' one of your words?
353
00:14:11,896 --> 00:14:13,241
-No.
-Oh.
354
00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:14,275
Honestly,
355
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,827
undescribable and memorable.
356
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,310
Oh, you went deep.
357
00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:19,482
Oh, that's deep.
358
00:14:19,586 --> 00:14:21,241
Mine would be loud,
359
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:23,275
dirty and horny.
360
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,586
Loud, dir... You're not wrong.
361
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:26,931
Chaotic
362
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,379
and probably smelly after...
363
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:32,034
Yeah, after...after fucking
Snuffleupagus over here.
364
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,241
Yeah.
365
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:36,206
Mine would be, um, nude.
366
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:38,793
And Lily.
367
00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:40,310
Oh!
368
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,551
That is the best
fucking thing I've heard
369
00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:46,068
in this whole
fucking house the whole summer.
370
00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:48,551
I would say verbatim,
371
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,000
miaow,
372
00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:52,310
and I would just say titties.
373
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,068
I feel like all you girls -
titty, titty, titties.
374
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,551
Yeah, I've seen titties
every single night.
375
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,689
-See?
-Yep, perfect.
376
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:02,241
Wait, but a bit more looser
so we don't see the back fat.
377
00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:04,103
It's Charlotte's final night,
378
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:07,517
so we're going out
on a staff night out.
379
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:11,448
We did such a good job
today with the sausage sizzle
380
00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:13,206
that the wet pussies
are on Charlotte tonight.
381
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,413
I cannot wait.
382
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,034
Do you want me
to dry it for you?
383
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,896
It dries pretty quick,
don't it?
384
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,137
It does.
385
00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:23,827
Our boss is Charlotte Crosby.
386
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:26,586
Staff drinks is not
going to be one drink.
387
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:29,413
Staff drinks
is going to be...shots.
388
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:30,655
Drinks.
389
00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:32,551
More shots, more drinks.
390
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,275
No, no. No, no, no.
391
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:39,517
Lexie!
392
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,413
She's actually sexy as fuck,
isn't she?
393
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:43,103
-She is.
-Fuck it.
394
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:47,517
Do you know what, guys?
395
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,965
I've got something
to tell you this whole time,
396
00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:50,448
I've got a girlfriend.
397
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,206
-Oh, imagine!
398
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,344
Imagine.
399
00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:54,724
Oh!
400
00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:58,034
Charlotte has got no idea
how us Aussies drink.
401
00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,275
Good luck, Charlotte.
402
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:06,000
Charlotte! Charlotte!
Charlotte! Charlotte!
403
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,034
-Guys, guys!
-Charlotte! Charlotte!
404
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:10,689
Where's those wet pussies?
Where's the tequila?
405
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:12,448
Let's get the party started.
406
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:14,206
We can't keep Charlotte
waiting!
407
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,655
Staff party with Charlotte!
408
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:30,931
Wet pussy shots! Wet
pussy shots! Wet pussy shots!
409
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:34,965
Yes!
410
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,896
We are partying
with Charlotte tonight.
411
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,413
I am so excited.
412
00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:40,586
The fact that
I'm going to be able to party
413
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,793
with Charlotte, my boss.
414
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,655
I've partied with bosses.
415
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:48,000
I've fucked bosses.
I've argued with bosses.
416
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:50,068
I've done everything
when it comes to a boss.
417
00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:01,310
Step right up.
Step right up with the boss.
418
00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:02,517
With the boss.
419
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,896
I've been waiting for this
for a whole goddamn month.
420
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,517
So they're
not only late for work,
421
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:07,862
they're late for nights out.
422
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:11,034
Being a boss is exhausting,
423
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:14,931
but I don't want this to end.
424
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,655
I think this boss life
is for me.
425
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:20,827
I've found my calling.
426
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:28,758
It's being the boss
of a group of wild Aussies.
427
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,896
I think every
single person in this house
428
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,482
has wanted to go
and drink with the boss.
429
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,758
Like, the boss is an icon.
430
00:17:47,379 --> 00:17:49,103
Charlotte! Charlotte!
431
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,862
Charlotte!
432
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:54,137
Have you been
enjoying the shots?
433
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,586
I've done all of your shots
and more!
434
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:58,551
Three, two, one.
435
00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:01,241
Yeah!
436
00:18:01,344 --> 00:18:02,310
Oh.
437
00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:04,310
This is
the best staff party
438
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:06,586
that I've ever had in my life.
439
00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:08,689
I mean,
it's going to be very hard
440
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,655
to top a work break-up
441
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,448
with Charlotte Crosby.
442
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,137
Come on!
443
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:18,103
Like, try top that,
I dare you. Go!
444
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:21,103
We should have tequila!
445
00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:23,137
Yes, yes!
Can we have tequila?
446
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:24,758
Charlotte is crazy.
447
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:25,862
She still knows how to party.
448
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:27,965
Like, she brings it.
449
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:30,206
She's just unstoppable.
450
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,068
Do we think that we are crazier
than the Geordies?
451
00:18:33,172 --> 00:18:35,103
-Crazy! Crazier, yeah, you are!
-You reckon?
452
00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:36,655
I know you are!
453
00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:38,137
Charlotte's
just fucking beautiful.
454
00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,724
Everything she says.
Her accent's just attractive.
455
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,137
That boss bitch energy.
456
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:43,862
She, um...she holds her own.
457
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:45,103
She flaunts the room.
458
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:46,931
What's your favourite
drinking game to play?
459
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,137
Um...
460
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,068
Let's play...
461
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,275
..drink it all!
462
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:59,103
I cannot believe
that this is almost over.
463
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:03,310
I have had the very best time
464
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:04,827
being the Aussie Shore boss.
465
00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:07,413
And 11 Jagerbombs.
466
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:10,724
I am going to
miss these guys so much.
467
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,793
Guys, the most
important thing of all
468
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:14,862
that I've learned throughout
the whole experience
469
00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:17,586
is you will make friends in
here
470
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,689
who will become like family.
471
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:22,068
Like me and Holly and Sophie,
472
00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:23,413
we are like sisters.
473
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:24,413
What you've got to remember is
474
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:25,758
if you have a little tiff,
475
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:27,724
just remember that you're going
to be in each other's lives
476
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,034
for a long time.
477
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:32,275
Apart from Callum, because he's
heading back on the safari.
478
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,620
Charlotte's words
are like Bible.
479
00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:37,379
Charlotte's advice
480
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:41,000
will be handed down
to generations and generations.
481
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,517
I just want to say,
482
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:45,620
and I'm going to get vulnerable
right now...
483
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,655
Oh, Lily!
484
00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:48,896
..meeting everyone...
485
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:51,551
..like...
486
00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:56,827
..like...this has, like,
been the best experience
487
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,620
I feel like all of us have had.
488
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,379
Every...any person
in this house,
489
00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:03,275
I have all
different connections with -
490
00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:04,551
stronger, not as stronger.
491
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:05,724
Like...
492
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:07,724
Oh, I just can't even explain
it, like...
493
00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:09,793
Lily, it's been incredible,
hasn't it?
494
00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,862
-Yeah.
-It's been life changing.
495
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,620
It's an emotional time.
496
00:20:13,724 --> 00:20:15,965
You have had the best summer.
497
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:18,310
I hate saying it,
and I fucking hate this word,
498
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:20,758
but it literally
is like a family.
499
00:20:22,793 --> 00:20:24,068
Cheers!
500
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:26,275
I feel like I've come
quite close to everyone.
501
00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:29,068
Everyone's spirits
are pretty high.
502
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,310
Some people are exhausted
503
00:20:30,413 --> 00:20:32,034
because we've been
partying a lot,
504
00:20:32,137 --> 00:20:33,517
but that's what we're here for.
505
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,103
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
506
00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,758
Oi! Oi! Oi!
507
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:38,413
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
508
00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:40,068
Oi! Oi! Oi!
509
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,068
-One more!
-Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
510
00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:43,551
Oi! Oi! Oi!
511
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,413
To the best night ever.
512
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:47,793
All I want to do is sleep.
513
00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:58,448
Yeah!
514
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:04,724
Who's ready for bed?
515
00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:06,068
Oh.
516
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:09,482
I'm going to bed.
517
00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:11,068
I'm so exhausted
518
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,586
and I want to
hold myself ready for tomorrow.
519
00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:17,172
I'm fucking so tired.
520
00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:28,965
Yeah!
521
00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:53,068
These mornings
are getting so hard.
522
00:21:55,965 --> 00:21:58,000
I found it very hard
to fall asleep last night.
523
00:21:58,103 --> 00:21:59,586
It's the first time
in the house ever.
524
00:21:59,689 --> 00:22:02,413
Maybe it's the vodka Red Bulls.
525
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,344
Maybe it's the fact that
I know this is actually done.
526
00:22:05,448 --> 00:22:07,517
Guy's, last day here.
527
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:10,310
Last day. Fuck.
528
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,275
Last night was
a fucking good night.
529
00:22:12,379 --> 00:22:15,310
Last night was so much fun.
530
00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:19,034
I'm exhausted, but
nothing today is going to stop
me.
531
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:20,827
It's family, family,
family today.
532
00:22:20,931 --> 00:22:22,000
And if anyone's got a problem,
533
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:23,103
they can suck my left toe.
534
00:22:23,206 --> 00:22:25,172
Why aren't you guys
in the shag pad?
535
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:26,689
Nah, we were literally just...
536
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:27,862
We literally
went straight to bed.
537
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:29,344
We were just pissed, so
we were just like, ah, fuck it.
538
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,931
Let's just sleep
in the double bed here.
539
00:22:31,034 --> 00:22:32,793
Anyone else
in the shag pad?
540
00:22:32,896 --> 00:22:34,827
-Callum and Lexie.
-Is Cooper here?
541
00:22:34,931 --> 00:22:36,586
Wait, Callum and Lexie went
to the shag pad last night?
542
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,482
-Yep.
-Oh, boy.
543
00:22:38,586 --> 00:22:40,068
Hey!
544
00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:41,689
That's gross.
545
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,275
"That's gross."
546
00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:45,724
Let's make one thing clear.
547
00:22:45,827 --> 00:22:48,310
That shag pad was on loan.
548
00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:50,517
Callum, you owe me 20 bucks.
549
00:22:52,827 --> 00:22:54,068
You're so cute.
550
00:23:00,034 --> 00:23:02,379
I slept in the shag pad
last night.
551
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,655
First time in there.
552
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,068
So comfy.
553
00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:09,206
Hey, can we... Can I just say,
how much better is the shag
pad?
554
00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:10,827
No-one's fucking yelling.
555
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,655
No-one's screaming
in the morning.
556
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,103
-It's peaceful.
-Yeah.
557
00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:15,655
I feel like I'm on a retreat.
558
00:23:15,758 --> 00:23:17,655
There was no shagging
last night.
559
00:23:17,758 --> 00:23:20,724
It's actually nice
to just play around.
560
00:23:20,827 --> 00:23:22,275
No pressure, you know.
561
00:23:22,379 --> 00:23:24,931
One day, is it?
Is it one day left now?
562
00:23:25,896 --> 00:23:27,517
Yeah. Oh, today...
563
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:28,827
This is our last night.
564
00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:31,000
Today is going to be
an emotional one, for sure.
565
00:23:31,103 --> 00:23:32,827
Weird. Like, it hasn't hit me.
566
00:23:32,931 --> 00:23:34,413
It's just like this is it.
567
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,586
Like, this is the last day,
the last night.
568
00:23:39,689 --> 00:23:42,379
Like, family can feel it
this morning.
569
00:23:42,482 --> 00:23:44,103
Like, we all know
that we're at the end.
570
00:23:44,206 --> 00:23:46,448
So I think everyone's emotions
571
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:47,620
are a bit high.
572
00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:49,241
Happy last day, everyone.
573
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,655
Aww!
574
00:23:51,758 --> 00:23:54,275
I think everyone's
going to be very emotional
today.
575
00:23:54,379 --> 00:23:56,275
I'm very vulnerable today.
576
00:23:56,379 --> 00:23:57,862
Oh!
577
00:23:57,965 --> 00:23:59,275
I'm cupping your tit.
578
00:24:04,758 --> 00:24:07,310
I think we need to do
something special today.
579
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,586
Like, something memorable.
580
00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:11,517
Have a bit of fun with it.
581
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,586
-Tattoos.
-Go-karting.
582
00:24:12,689 --> 00:24:15,413
How about paint and sip?
583
00:24:15,517 --> 00:24:16,758
I love sip and paint.
584
00:24:16,862 --> 00:24:20,379
I love sipping alcohol.
I like painting as well.
585
00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:21,793
Why not put two together?
586
00:24:21,896 --> 00:24:23,758
And I feel like
it's a bonding experience.
587
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,517
-Yeah!
-Yeah.
588
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,137
I think that's the vibe.
589
00:24:27,241 --> 00:24:30,241
Paint each other and get drunk.
590
00:24:31,517 --> 00:24:33,344
100%. Let's go. Let's do it.
591
00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:35,931
Hey!
592
00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:41,724
I've got a car full of hot 10s.
593
00:24:41,827 --> 00:24:43,482
-I know.
-Right?
594
00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:45,689
So basically, we're painting,
595
00:24:45,793 --> 00:24:47,413
but it's just an excuse
to get drunk.
596
00:24:47,517 --> 00:24:48,827
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
597
00:24:48,931 --> 00:24:51,517
-I'll make the most of that.
598
00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:56,793
Leonardo DiCaprio? Da Vin...
599
00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,310
No, it's
Leonardo da Vinci isn't it?
600
00:24:58,413 --> 00:24:59,620
DiCaprio's the actor.
601
00:24:59,724 --> 00:25:01,241
Um...
602
00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:02,724
I don't know
that many paintings...
603
00:25:02,827 --> 00:25:04,000
..painters, to be honest.
604
00:25:05,551 --> 00:25:07,172
-Ooh!
-Oh!
605
00:25:13,689 --> 00:25:15,448
-Who's
going with who?
606
00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:16,793
Cal, you're with me.
607
00:25:16,896 --> 00:25:19,103
What better way to end Aussie
Shore than with paint and sip?
608
00:25:19,206 --> 00:25:21,068
It's wholesome,
there's drinking,
609
00:25:21,172 --> 00:25:23,724
there's painting,
there's embarrassment.
610
00:25:23,827 --> 00:25:26,103
Cheers to our last activity.
611
00:25:26,206 --> 00:25:29,620
To being hot and to having
a good night tonight.
612
00:25:29,724 --> 00:25:31,586
Let's get it!
613
00:25:31,689 --> 00:25:33,758
But it is a way
to bring everyone together,
614
00:25:33,862 --> 00:25:35,586
because laughing
is the best medicine
615
00:25:35,689 --> 00:25:37,137
and that's what this
is going to bring.
616
00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,517
Alright.
Shall we get straight into it?
617
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,172
Alright.
618
00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:43,172
I'm gonna...
619
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,551
My vision for Cooper
right now is nudity,
620
00:25:46,655 --> 00:25:49,275
sex, tattoos,
621
00:25:49,379 --> 00:25:51,448
hip thrusting, hunky men,
622
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:52,551
gym.
623
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,034
What the fuck is that?
624
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,172
Lily, you're fucked.
625
00:25:56,275 --> 00:25:57,241
No, what is that?
626
00:25:57,344 --> 00:26:00,206
Lily, you're... What is that?
627
00:26:02,448 --> 00:26:03,896
What the fuck
is going on?
628
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,620
I couldn't find
another colour!
629
00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:07,724
No-one take offence
630
00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:09,931
to what anyone looks like
on this board, please.
631
00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:14,448
I feel like this was
a really, really cute
632
00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:16,482
last activity to do together.
633
00:26:16,586 --> 00:26:18,586
I've loved it. Honestly, I
have.
634
00:26:18,689 --> 00:26:20,068
A bit of fun, a bit of banter.
635
00:26:20,172 --> 00:26:21,379
We'll just see how it unfolds
636
00:26:21,482 --> 00:26:23,068
once we do
the big reveal tonight.
637
00:26:23,172 --> 00:26:24,206
We need to go out with a bang.
638
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:25,931
And I think
it's gonna get messy.
639
00:26:26,034 --> 00:26:28,896
Let's go. Let's do it, guys.
640
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:34,275
Before I came into the house,
641
00:26:34,379 --> 00:26:36,931
I wanted to buy
something for everyone.
642
00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:40,344
It is the final night together.
643
00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:42,241
What?!
644
00:26:43,275 --> 00:26:44,931
I was like, you know what?
645
00:26:45,034 --> 00:26:46,551
I'm gonna get a face mask
for everyone.
646
00:26:46,655 --> 00:26:48,034
I don't know these people.
647
00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:49,310
I don't know what's going on.
648
00:26:49,413 --> 00:26:53,000
But, like, the way that
I show love is by giving.
649
00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:56,241
I want to make sure that
everyone is feeling refreshed.
650
00:26:57,379 --> 00:27:01,344
I'm now going to walk you guys
through a guided meditation.
651
00:27:01,448 --> 00:27:04,137
Oh, yes, Cati!
652
00:27:04,241 --> 00:27:07,931
Everyone needs to be
positive vibes, good spirits.
653
00:27:08,034 --> 00:27:11,965
So everyone
get your meditation caps on.
654
00:27:12,068 --> 00:27:13,586
We're doing some meditation
655
00:27:13,689 --> 00:27:15,586
guided by me.
656
00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:20,172
Alright.
657
00:27:20,275 --> 00:27:21,758
Alright, do we have to
do any movements,
658
00:27:21,862 --> 00:27:22,965
or can we just
listen to your voice?
659
00:27:23,068 --> 00:27:25,310
You can just listen to my
voice.
660
00:27:25,413 --> 00:27:27,517
We're going to start
661
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:30,793
with focusing on our breath.
662
00:27:31,724 --> 00:27:33,517
Breathe in.
663
00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,931
And breathe out.
664
00:27:36,931 --> 00:27:38,965
Let...
665
00:27:39,068 --> 00:27:41,172
..your breath...
666
00:27:41,275 --> 00:27:43,034
..guide you.
667
00:27:43,137 --> 00:27:45,172
I am not good at this.
668
00:27:45,275 --> 00:27:47,724
I have no idea what I'm doing.
669
00:27:47,827 --> 00:27:49,896
Everyone, shh!
670
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,310
Focus on the moment.
671
00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:58,275
Shh.
672
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:12,586
If I can be a meditation
instructor while eating,
673
00:28:12,689 --> 00:28:13,965
sign me up.
674
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,172
I think that was great.
675
00:28:15,275 --> 00:28:16,965
Let's start getting ready,
boys.
676
00:28:17,068 --> 00:28:18,379
Alright.
677
00:28:18,482 --> 00:28:21,413
This does not feel like
it's our last night.
678
00:28:21,517 --> 00:28:23,206
I can't get it in my brain.
679
00:28:24,689 --> 00:28:26,034
It is the final night
680
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:29,275
and we are going out
with a bang.
681
00:28:29,379 --> 00:28:31,068
Maybe even literally.
682
00:28:34,758 --> 00:28:37,310
-Oh, my fucking God!
683
00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:39,344
-Oh, my God!
-Yeah!
684
00:28:42,206 --> 00:28:43,517
Alright,
let's hand these out.
685
00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:45,965
Cooper, that's you. Callum.
686
00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:48,689
I'm excited
to present my painting.
687
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:51,655
I think I've just created
a masterpiece.
688
00:28:51,758 --> 00:28:53,275
All yours. Babe, that's you.
689
00:28:54,068 --> 00:28:56,344
Oh!
690
00:28:57,655 --> 00:28:59,413
He better have a big cock!
691
00:29:00,758 --> 00:29:02,275
Have a look, Cati.
692
00:29:02,379 --> 00:29:04,689
- I love it!
693
00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:06,379
It's me!
694
00:29:06,482 --> 00:29:08,448
Oh!
695
00:29:08,551 --> 00:29:10,379
Fuck,
that looks like you, bro.
696
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:11,758
Oh, wow.
697
00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:14,172
What is going on?
698
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,517
That was meant to be his abs.
699
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:18,827
I accidentally put nine abs.
700
00:29:20,965 --> 00:29:23,206
Is that Callum or Lexie?
701
00:29:23,310 --> 00:29:24,448
I'm not looking.
702
00:29:24,551 --> 00:29:26,448
Holy fucking shit.
703
00:29:27,482 --> 00:29:29,000
Focus on that.
704
00:29:30,827 --> 00:29:32,724
What the fuck is that?
705
00:29:32,827 --> 00:29:35,068
Why is my head shaped like
that?
706
00:29:35,172 --> 00:29:36,965
Guys, come on.
707
00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:40,413
Whoa!
708
00:29:41,172 --> 00:29:42,827
It looks like fucking
Planet Ape.
709
00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:43,827
I look like an ape.
710
00:29:43,931 --> 00:29:46,034
Man!
711
00:29:46,137 --> 00:29:47,034
I just kind of, like,
712
00:29:47,137 --> 00:29:48,206
that thing looks like
it's gonna kill me.
713
00:29:48,310 --> 00:29:49,206
Like, I actually
can't look at it.
714
00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:51,137
I told you it was
lame.
715
00:29:52,551 --> 00:29:54,586
That's a man!
716
00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:56,137
Like, that literally is a man.
717
00:29:57,551 --> 00:29:59,344
It's fucking scary as fuck.
718
00:30:01,482 --> 00:30:03,379
-So obviously...
-Yes!
719
00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:06,620
Jaeda, well done.
720
00:30:06,724 --> 00:30:08,758
Well done, Jaeda!
721
00:30:10,482 --> 00:30:12,413
I swear to God,
it's going in my room.
722
00:30:12,517 --> 00:30:13,965
That's got to go up
in your room.
723
00:30:14,068 --> 00:30:15,827
Family is definitely not blood.
724
00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:17,862
It is not even have
anything to do with blood.
725
00:30:17,965 --> 00:30:19,413
Family is 100%
what you make it
726
00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:21,068
and who you call
close to home.
727
00:30:23,379 --> 00:30:25,413
I don't want to leave this one.
I just made this one.
728
00:30:25,517 --> 00:30:26,896
I spent a month
creating this one.
729
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,689
I spent a month
cleaning for this one.
730
00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:30,655
You know?
I don't want to leave them yet.
731
00:30:30,758 --> 00:30:32,000
Oh, wow.
732
00:30:32,689 --> 00:30:35,241
Oh, my God. No fucking way.
733
00:30:35,344 --> 00:30:36,965
She looks like something
out of South Park.
734
00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,068
I know.
735
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,310
Wait. Come here, come here.
736
00:30:39,413 --> 00:30:41,620
First off, I will say one
thing.
737
00:30:41,724 --> 00:30:43,413
I know there's stuff
that's happened in your past
738
00:30:43,517 --> 00:30:44,896
and I hope you know,
no matter what happens,
739
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,379
every single fuck in here
740
00:30:46,482 --> 00:30:48,517
has fucking got you,
no matter what.
741
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:50,965
To not be with... Not everyone
knows my backstory.
742
00:30:51,068 --> 00:30:55,206
I've obviously lost both
my parents in really hard ways.
743
00:30:56,241 --> 00:30:57,931
My father, unfortunately,
was murdered.
744
00:30:59,517 --> 00:31:01,655
And my mum died of an overdose.
745
00:31:01,758 --> 00:31:03,793
I want to tell the family
my story,
746
00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:07,103
and I want to let them in
to that vulnerable part of me
747
00:31:07,206 --> 00:31:08,965
that I don't always
let people see.
748
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,275
Adoption is a big thing for me,
749
00:31:11,379 --> 00:31:12,758
and family
is a big thing for me.
750
00:31:12,862 --> 00:31:15,103
And family is not blood.
751
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,827
Family is what you make it
752
00:31:16,931 --> 00:31:18,758
and each and every one of you.
753
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,068
And I know
we're having fun here.
754
00:31:25,172 --> 00:31:27,689
I know we drink.
I know we get drunk.
755
00:31:27,793 --> 00:31:29,758
But every single one of you
have shown me
756
00:31:29,862 --> 00:31:32,310
what beautiful hearts you have.
757
00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:40,379
No, we love you.
758
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:42,103
I don't want to leave
any one of you.
759
00:31:42,206 --> 00:31:43,448
Oh, gosh.
760
00:31:43,551 --> 00:31:45,034
Oh, fuck me!
761
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,206
Pass me that towel.
Pass me that towel.
762
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,034
Come here. Come here.
763
00:31:55,827 --> 00:31:59,034
Oh, I've never cried
so much in my life, Jaeda!
764
00:32:01,655 --> 00:32:04,896
I think Jaeda has got
the biggest heart in the world.
765
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,344
She's such a beautiful girl.
766
00:32:06,448 --> 00:32:07,689
We are your family now.
767
00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:09,965
I mean, we're always
going to be your family.
768
00:32:11,241 --> 00:32:12,310
We love you, Jaeda, babe.
769
00:32:12,413 --> 00:32:13,379
Fuck, yeah.
770
00:32:13,482 --> 00:32:15,551
No, we are
fucking proud of you.
771
00:32:15,655 --> 00:32:16,758
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
772
00:32:16,862 --> 00:32:18,827
It feels good to share my story
with everyone here.
773
00:32:18,931 --> 00:32:19,896
It lets people in.
774
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,724
So then I am...
I am unburdening myself
775
00:32:22,827 --> 00:32:24,586
as to why I value them.
776
00:32:24,689 --> 00:32:26,448
Fucking Jaeda!
777
00:32:26,551 --> 00:32:27,724
Jaeda!
778
00:32:27,827 --> 00:32:29,137
Here is to Jaeda.
779
00:32:30,965 --> 00:32:32,827
You know, they know
everything about me now.
780
00:32:32,931 --> 00:32:35,310
There's nothing...
They've seen my butthole, OK?
781
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:37,448
They know all
my deep, dark secrets.
782
00:32:37,551 --> 00:32:39,034
So, you know, they know me
783
00:32:39,137 --> 00:32:40,344
in all of my forms.
784
00:32:41,965 --> 00:32:43,586
I know, I know, I know.
785
00:32:44,586 --> 00:32:45,448
It's fucked.
786
00:32:45,551 --> 00:32:46,965
I think it's like...
787
00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:49,206
For me, it's like, um...
788
00:32:50,896 --> 00:32:52,931
We're so close with our parents
and to hear that...
789
00:32:53,034 --> 00:32:55,241
Don't. I know. I know, I know.
790
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:00,172
It's alright.
791
00:33:01,275 --> 00:33:03,206
Hearing Jaeda's story tonight,
792
00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:05,310
it's brought us 100% closer
793
00:33:05,413 --> 00:33:06,689
and really highlighted
794
00:33:06,793 --> 00:33:08,206
the importance of family.
795
00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:10,103
She's probably, hands down,
796
00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:12,379
one of the strongest people
I've ever come across.
797
00:33:16,172 --> 00:33:17,689
I feel really hurt for her.
798
00:33:17,793 --> 00:33:21,758
The fact that Jaeda feels so
connected with everyone
799
00:33:21,862 --> 00:33:24,482
and so invited
into a family again...
800
00:33:25,689 --> 00:33:26,965
Yeah, it's honestly
801
00:33:27,068 --> 00:33:28,931
really eye-opening
802
00:33:29,034 --> 00:33:30,206
from what she's gone through,
803
00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:31,827
and I just...
I'm feeling for her right now.
804
00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:35,655
I just want to cheers everyone
to the summer of my life.
805
00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:36,896
Summer of our life.
806
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,586
This is the best fucking summer
I've ever had.
807
00:33:39,689 --> 00:33:41,448
I'm sorry
I keep getting sentimental
808
00:33:41,551 --> 00:33:42,793
but I fuckin' will!
809
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:45,310
So let's cry, cunt. Let's do
it!
810
00:33:49,965 --> 00:33:51,517
That's the one, baby.
811
00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:53,310
I'm so excited for Woolshed!
812
00:33:53,413 --> 00:33:55,551
Final night, let's go!
813
00:33:57,862 --> 00:33:59,310
It's our last night.
814
00:33:59,413 --> 00:34:01,827
Woolshed's gonna have
no clue what hit it.
815
00:34:16,344 --> 00:34:18,000
Here's to family!
816
00:34:18,103 --> 00:34:19,137
-Oi!
-Ready?
817
00:34:19,241 --> 00:34:21,103
Three, two, one!
818
00:34:21,206 --> 00:34:23,379
-Let's go!
-Whoo!
819
00:34:23,482 --> 00:34:25,586
I think
it being our last night,
820
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:28,000
all of our problems
and arguments in this house
821
00:34:28,103 --> 00:34:31,137
tonight's finally our time
to connect as a family
822
00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:33,793
and, you know, just spend time
with each other.
823
00:34:42,931 --> 00:34:46,620
This is our final night
to tear the dance floor up.
824
00:34:46,724 --> 00:34:48,758
Like, you've got to go
to the dancefloor
825
00:34:48,862 --> 00:34:50,793
and just absolutely lose it.
826
00:34:55,896 --> 00:34:57,103
Here's to me!
827
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:05,103
The music's pumping,
the girls are flowing
828
00:35:05,206 --> 00:35:06,620
and the drinks just keep
coming.
829
00:35:08,241 --> 00:35:11,034
Jaeda, baby, chips and gravy.
830
00:35:11,137 --> 00:35:12,448
You can't
leave the Shore house
831
00:35:12,551 --> 00:35:14,172
without hooking up with a bird
on the last night.
832
00:35:14,275 --> 00:35:15,793
And that's exactly what we did.
833
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:26,379
Emotions
are running tonight again
834
00:35:26,482 --> 00:35:28,724
between Con and I.
835
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,517
I feel like
I'm way too much for Con.
836
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:32,172
I think that I'm so wild
837
00:35:32,275 --> 00:35:35,965
and Con definitely can see that
as well.
838
00:35:36,068 --> 00:35:40,448
So it's best that
we just keep it as
839
00:35:40,551 --> 00:35:42,448
a bro-sis type of energy,
840
00:35:42,551 --> 00:35:45,827
because we don't
want to be butting heads.
841
00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:47,448
It's just not worth it
at the end of the day.
842
00:35:49,275 --> 00:35:52,000
Me and Catia, we had
a lot of on and off moments.
843
00:35:52,103 --> 00:35:53,275
Sometimes we love each other,
844
00:35:53,379 --> 00:35:54,724
sometimes we hate each other.
845
00:35:54,827 --> 00:35:56,517
Sometimes we wanted
to kill each other.
846
00:35:58,172 --> 00:35:59,241
I think for now,
847
00:35:59,344 --> 00:36:02,068
friends is definitely
where it's going to stay.
848
00:36:02,172 --> 00:36:03,551
What happens in the future?
849
00:36:03,655 --> 00:36:04,827
Who knows?
850
00:36:12,655 --> 00:36:14,379
Exactly, I love you, bro.
851
00:36:14,482 --> 00:36:16,379
Oh, I love the three of us.
852
00:36:16,482 --> 00:36:17,413
I feel great.
853
00:36:17,517 --> 00:36:20,103
Honestly, what an experience.
854
00:36:20,206 --> 00:36:21,793
I just feel very grateful
855
00:36:21,896 --> 00:36:23,862
for everything
we've had and done.
856
00:36:28,965 --> 00:36:30,862
I'm starving.
857
00:36:30,965 --> 00:36:32,137
So am I.
858
00:36:32,241 --> 00:36:34,241
What a night.
859
00:36:34,344 --> 00:36:37,137
We absolutely
teared Woolshed up.
860
00:36:39,586 --> 00:36:41,482
-I love you, man.
-I love you too, brother.
861
00:36:41,586 --> 00:36:44,965
I think we went out
with that bang.
862
00:36:46,517 --> 00:36:47,793
I'm taking a piss.
863
00:36:47,896 --> 00:36:48,827
Oh, I'm sorry, giraffe.
864
00:36:48,931 --> 00:36:50,172
This is actually the end.
865
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:52,482
And it's just really nice
to be able to
866
00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:54,448
be with everyone at the moment
867
00:36:54,551 --> 00:36:56,206
and just, like,
really take it in.
868
00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:58,275
Was there fruit flies
all over our food?
869
00:36:58,379 --> 00:36:59,793
I don't give a fuck
right now.
870
00:36:59,896 --> 00:37:01,034
Yeah, I don't care.
871
00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:02,551
-One more.
-Tom?
872
00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,275
What is it?
873
00:37:04,379 --> 00:37:06,034
Oh, my God!
874
00:37:06,137 --> 00:37:08,551
Cooper! Cooper, I think
you've had enough to drink.
875
00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:10,758
-Oh, my God!
-I just nearly broke my rib.
876
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:11,862
Vibes are good.
877
00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:13,034
Everyone's happy.
878
00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:14,517
There's no drama tonight.
879
00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:15,827
I had a great night.
880
00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:18,551
Ah!
881
00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:21,758
Don't, you'll break the bed!
882
00:37:21,862 --> 00:37:23,172
Fuck the bed.
883
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:25,172
Hey? I want to fuck!
884
00:37:25,275 --> 00:37:26,724
Stop! Get in there now!
885
00:37:27,482 --> 00:37:29,275
Ahh!
886
00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:48,517
It's our last
morning.
887
00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:51,000
Uh, how are we all feeling
today?
888
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:53,965
I've never cried so much
in one fucking night.
889
00:37:54,068 --> 00:37:56,931
Mate, I don't think any of us
have cried that much.
890
00:37:57,034 --> 00:37:58,379
-No.
-Sure?
891
00:37:58,482 --> 00:38:00,931
-I have.
-I definitely haven't.
892
00:38:01,034 --> 00:38:02,689
You'd think it's stopped...
893
00:38:02,793 --> 00:38:04,344
-..and then it wasn't.
-And then it'd just...
894
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:05,655
And then it came again.
895
00:38:05,758 --> 00:38:07,689
It was going off
like a broken sprinkler.
896
00:38:07,793 --> 00:38:08,758
I'm definitely gonna miss
897
00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:09,965
waking up with everyone there.
898
00:38:10,068 --> 00:38:12,103
It's kind of like
that school camp vibe again.
899
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:14,931
And you just
really wake up with a day
900
00:38:15,034 --> 00:38:16,379
knowing that you're
going to have a good day,
901
00:38:16,482 --> 00:38:18,137
because everyone else
is in the room with you.
902
00:38:18,965 --> 00:38:20,310
Morning, guys.
903
00:38:21,931 --> 00:38:23,793
Hey. Oh.
904
00:38:29,275 --> 00:38:31,379
Why do I feel emotional? Ew.
905
00:38:31,482 --> 00:38:33,137
'Cause it's our last day.
906
00:38:34,862 --> 00:38:36,827
You sit down
and you realise
907
00:38:36,931 --> 00:38:40,103
how blessed you are
to be in this moment
908
00:38:40,206 --> 00:38:41,758
with the people you're with.
909
00:38:43,034 --> 00:38:45,275
Actually enjoying every second,
every moment.
910
00:38:45,379 --> 00:38:46,862
Then towards the end of it,
911
00:38:46,965 --> 00:38:49,758
I blinked and we're packing our
suitcases.
912
00:38:49,862 --> 00:38:51,931
It just smells like sweat.
913
00:38:52,034 --> 00:38:53,344
It smells like slut.
914
00:38:54,241 --> 00:38:55,586
It's hard not to get choked up.
915
00:38:55,689 --> 00:38:59,206
we knew this was the end
916
00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:02,724
to do it again
917
00:39:02,827 --> 00:39:06,344
like dust in the wind
918
00:39:06,448 --> 00:39:09,206
to fade out
919
00:39:12,413 --> 00:39:13,620
Oh!
920
00:39:14,793 --> 00:39:17,862
Leaving is the weirdest
feeling.
921
00:39:17,965 --> 00:39:19,000
I can't even explain it.
922
00:39:19,103 --> 00:39:21,206
I feel something towards you
923
00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:25,000
but I don't know what that
means or how much or...
924
00:39:25,103 --> 00:39:26,620
I don't know, but clearly I do.
925
00:39:26,724 --> 00:39:28,931
Yeah, OK.
Well, I feel the same.
926
00:39:30,896 --> 00:39:32,586
I don't know, like...
927
00:39:40,758 --> 00:39:44,137
For me, like, there is
100% unfinished business.
928
00:39:46,724 --> 00:39:49,586
Well, that's bulldust!
929
00:39:52,068 --> 00:39:54,448
All in all, I'd have to
summarise this experience
930
00:39:54,551 --> 00:39:56,620
as nothing but fucking chaos.
931
00:40:05,413 --> 00:40:07,965
So me and Cooper are going.
You guys keep packing.
932
00:40:08,068 --> 00:40:09,379
But me and Cooper
have got to go.
933
00:40:09,482 --> 00:40:10,965
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah.
934
00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:12,517
-What?
-No, like actually.
935
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:13,586
Shit.
936
00:40:13,689 --> 00:40:15,034
My time
in the Aussie Shore house
937
00:40:15,137 --> 00:40:16,517
would probably be
938
00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:17,620
fornicating,
939
00:40:17,724 --> 00:40:19,206
fighting
940
00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:20,862
and family.
941
00:40:20,965 --> 00:40:22,448
See you, Tommy.
942
00:40:23,482 --> 00:40:24,655
I'm not crying, you are.
943
00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:25,827
Miss you already.
944
00:40:25,931 --> 00:40:27,620
I could actually cry
saying see ya to you two boys.
945
00:40:27,724 --> 00:40:29,000
See you later.
946
00:40:29,103 --> 00:40:30,517
Cooper!
947
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:32,206
Take your painting, big dog.
948
00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:33,482
I've already got it in my hand.
949
00:40:33,586 --> 00:40:35,448
-Bye.
-The car's ready to go.
950
00:40:35,551 --> 00:40:38,172
I have no regrets.
I've been true to who I am.
951
00:40:38,275 --> 00:40:39,517
You know, a pot stirrer.
952
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,724
No regrets at all.
953
00:40:40,827 --> 00:40:42,000
Take care, boys.
954
00:40:42,103 --> 00:40:43,344
We'll see you very soon.
955
00:40:43,448 --> 00:40:44,551
See you later.
956
00:40:44,655 --> 00:40:45,827
I'll talk to you soon.
Miss youse.
957
00:40:45,931 --> 00:40:47,034
-Miss you already.
-I miss you already.
958
00:40:47,137 --> 00:40:49,000
Hold the door for us. Come on.
959
00:40:51,689 --> 00:40:53,206
I've had the best time.
960
00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:54,379
I've had the best experience.
961
00:40:54,482 --> 00:40:56,448
And, um, I love everyone here.
962
00:40:57,827 --> 00:40:59,103
See ya!
963
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,241
Whenever there's drama,
just ignore that bullshit
964
00:41:01,344 --> 00:41:02,620
and shake your hips.
965
00:41:03,379 --> 00:41:04,517
Bye, guys!
966
00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:05,793
Bye!
967
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:07,172
Love you all!
968
00:41:07,275 --> 00:41:08,448
Love you!
969
00:41:08,551 --> 00:41:09,931
I'll miss you.
970
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,655
Con's really feeling it.
971
00:41:19,758 --> 00:41:21,448
-Look.
-I know, I can tell.
972
00:41:22,793 --> 00:41:25,413
I'm gonna miss
all of them. All of them.
973
00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:27,137
The hero's gonna
keep the family together.
974
00:41:28,758 --> 00:41:31,344
Oh, the first ones in.
975
00:41:36,172 --> 00:41:37,827
-Alright.
-Go, go, go!
976
00:41:37,931 --> 00:41:39,620
Leave, leave, leave!
977
00:41:39,724 --> 00:41:41,275
I hate slow goodbyes.
978
00:41:41,896 --> 00:41:44,137
This summer would have to be
979
00:41:44,241 --> 00:41:46,413
the best experience of my life.
980
00:41:53,172 --> 00:41:55,344
You're always pulling
on the heart strings. I can't.
981
00:41:55,448 --> 00:41:56,827
Always. Always.
982
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,827
Enjoy your dirty kitchen
without me.
983
00:41:59,827 --> 00:42:02,068
I'm leaving the house more
open,
984
00:42:02,172 --> 00:42:03,827
more ready for the world,
985
00:42:03,931 --> 00:42:08,241
and with a frickin' good
experience under my belt that
986
00:42:08,344 --> 00:42:10,379
it's going to take
me through the rest of my life.
987
00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:15,551
This was
the time of my life.
988
00:42:15,655 --> 00:42:17,413
We all need to
count our blessings,
989
00:42:17,517 --> 00:42:20,034
especially us
who have been fortunate enough
990
00:42:20,137 --> 00:42:22,206
to have
this experience together.
991
00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:24,310
But I'll be honest,
992
00:42:24,413 --> 00:42:25,862
I'm not gonna look back
993
00:42:25,965 --> 00:42:27,655
because, my God,
994
00:42:27,758 --> 00:42:30,172
I need a week off drinking.
995
00:42:30,275 --> 00:42:31,931
Oh, gosh.
996
00:42:32,034 --> 00:42:33,551
Oh, God!
997
00:42:33,655 --> 00:42:35,517
It feels like yesterday
998
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:37,620
that I just
walked into this house.
999
00:42:37,724 --> 00:42:40,344
Oh, no! I've broken my
suitcase.
1000
00:42:42,206 --> 00:42:46,310
Now we're here and I'm leaving!
1001
00:42:47,172 --> 00:42:48,551
I've got too much.
1002
00:42:48,655 --> 00:42:50,310
I don't like that!
1003
00:42:50,413 --> 00:42:52,586
Nuh. I want to
stay here forever.
1004
00:42:53,965 --> 00:42:55,310
Bye, people!
1005
00:42:55,413 --> 00:42:56,448
Bye, house.
1006
00:42:56,551 --> 00:42:58,206
Hey!
1007
00:42:58,310 --> 00:42:59,586
Party with Cati!
1008
00:42:59,689 --> 00:43:01,068
Let's get it.
1009
00:43:02,103 --> 00:43:03,620
I need to come back.
1010
00:43:03,724 --> 00:43:06,620
Nah, my work here isn't done.
1011
00:43:06,724 --> 00:43:09,931
I didn't even use the shag pad.
1012
00:43:13,931 --> 00:43:15,172
It has been the best.
1013
00:43:16,275 --> 00:43:17,827
We've got to go.
1014
00:43:20,758 --> 00:43:21,896
Yeah.
1015
00:43:30,034 --> 00:43:32,827
I don't really know
what I want with Lily.
1016
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:37,310
It's feeling like this whole
friends thing we've been doing.
1017
00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:39,965
Uh, yeah.
1018
00:43:40,068 --> 00:43:41,965
It seems to have worked
until now.
1019
00:43:42,068 --> 00:43:43,793
But now that
we're saying bye, it's like,
1020
00:43:43,896 --> 00:43:45,655
I don't really want to say bye.
1021
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,655
Tom,
1022
00:44:00,758 --> 00:44:02,448
it's bittersweet.
1023
00:44:02,551 --> 00:44:03,862
But it was fun.
1024
00:44:03,965 --> 00:44:05,517
We had the best time ever.
1025
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,344
Oh, what the fuck?
1026
00:44:13,620 --> 00:44:15,551
Got to say bye to the shag pad.
1027
00:44:18,275 --> 00:44:22,310
Oh, and these birds have
watched me have sex every
night.
1028
00:44:24,827 --> 00:44:27,379
Definitely
a bittersweet feeling,
1029
00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:28,896
knowing that, you know,
1030
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,896
we've had the best time ever
1031
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,137
living together
every second of the day,
1032
00:44:33,241 --> 00:44:34,655
having sleepovers every night.
1033
00:44:34,758 --> 00:44:36,758
Literally just living
in the moment.
1034
00:44:36,862 --> 00:44:40,137
Toxic, bad,
ugly, good, exciting.
1035
00:44:40,241 --> 00:44:42,137
Like, all the good memories,
all the bad memories.
1036
00:44:42,241 --> 00:44:43,655
Like, I wouldn't change it
for the world.
1037
00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:48,000
Absence makes
the heart grow fonder.
1038
00:44:48,103 --> 00:44:51,793
Yeah, I'm excited to see
what happens on the outside.
1039
00:44:53,965 --> 00:44:56,206
I'm sad, but I'm not sad
at the same time
1040
00:44:56,310 --> 00:44:57,620
'cause it's definitely
not the end.
1041
00:45:02,034 --> 00:45:03,379
Until next time!
1042
00:45:03,482 --> 00:45:05,655
I'll see you again, house!
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