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Yeah, it's a steady,
throbbing pain

just right here on my lower--

Oh, come on.

That's embarrassing.

Joyce rolled out
a new Featured Employee segment

starring yours truly.

I'm something of an
ambassador for St. Denis,

first face you see
when you walk in the door.

You know, some people
see that photo and go,

"Is that a doctor or a model?"

And I'm like, come on.

Really?

You know,
that's ridiculous, a model.

But yeah,
I do a little modeling.

It's, uh,
even worse when I cough.

Yeah, well,
it's your appendix.

Gotta come out.

But don't worry,
'cause you got that guy.

Oh, shoot.

No, hold on.

I'm usually after
the lupus girl.

There.

That guy.

OK.

Candace can be in triage,
and Rene and Sharice

will be in Zone A with--

Nurse Matt.

He'd be good.

No, that--that was me.

But, uh, I'd love to do Zone A.

Also, I've never worked
with Rene or Sharice.

Me neither.

But they tend to work
with Tal and Dolores.

Oh, yeah.

They are together a lot.

Because of the
Filipino mafia.

What?

The Filipino mafia.

That's something that--
that they call themselves.

We don't just call them that.

Hospitals can feel
like high school.

There's cliques and
hierarchy and mean girls.

And I'd say Rene is
definitely the Regina George.

But the mafia
is really good,

so you just don't mess
with them.

Hey.

I'm not Filipino.

He just assumed.

And it's kind of nice.

I never realized
you put them together

because they're Filipino.

No, that's not--no, no.

Oh, are they not Filipino?

Yeah, no, they are.

But--just please
stop saying that word.

Wait, is that a slur?

I've just been going
around saying--

Just stop, OK?

The four of them work together.

That's just the way
that it's always been.

Got it.

You know, my grandpa used
to say, "That's the way

it's always been."

It's my cue to stay hush.
- Mm-hmm.

Otherwise, I'm doing hard
time in the seed closet.

OK, I--I need you to go to
114 with Dakota and Brandon.

114 with the other whites.

Who would actually
write this?

It's so unhinged.

Hey.

What's going on now?

Oh, I found this crazed note
on my car last night.

"Nice parking, idiot.

"You're probably
too dumb to read,

"but try sounding this out--

you, moron."

Three exclamation points.

Yes, I wrote the note.

And no, I did not know
it was Serena's car.

I mean, she parked
this close to my door.

Who even does that?

There's no point
in saying anything

because I'm sure
the next outrage

will be coming any minute now.

Last week, they ran out of
cold brew on the coffee cart.

Poor Janine.

They tore that woman apart.

Val, what flavor
is this mint?

It's mint.

Disgusting.

OK.

Oh, no.

This is really getting
to be too much.

Wait for it.

"Do no harm'
simply isn't enough.

I seek to do negative harm,
I.E., good."

I actually made that up.
- I believe you.

- Really nice.
- Thank you.

Actually, that reminds me--

I need to find a new
featured employee.

I'm sorry, what's that now?
Why--why would--why?

Why?

Well, it's the quarterly
featured employee,

and we're going into
the next quarter.

Right.

Yes, quarters.

Mm.

This quarter really
just flew by.

February is a shorter month,
so a little short-changed

on that one.

Well, I'm hoping to find
a new featured today.

Oh, God.

Val, do you have, like,
a piece of salami or something?

That was oppressively minty.

- No.
- OK.

All right.
- No.

- All right.
- Hey, everybody.

Real quick, guys.

If you can just
gather around, OK?

I have a couple of
assignment changes for today.

I'm in charge now.

And who says I have to
just accept the status quo?

I mean, like,
maybe I can bring about

real change

with intersectionality

and inclusivity and--
and--

Renee and Sharice,
I'm gonna have you two

over in Zone B.
Parker--

Sorry, why are we doing this?

Oh, just, you know,
mixing things up.

And it's really busy
over in Zone B today,

so, you know, let's get
some of our best over there.

OK.

Uh, Candace and Julian,
you guys are gonna

start in Zone A, all right?

And--

Knocky, knocky.

Oh.

Joyce, hate to interrupt,
but, uh--

whoa.

What do we have here?

Oh, just a bunch of people
I'd like to murder.

That was a dumb joke.

I don't know why I said that.

Uh, actually,
these are candidates to be

our new featured employee.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, look at that.

My usurpers.

Nah, I'm kidding.

Four more years.

Kidding.
It's time. It's time.

Well, I am leaning
towards Holly.

Mm.

She's very caring.
She's a hard worker.

Got gorgeous skin.

Oh, yeah, I love Holly.

She's great.

Really good girl.

The skin, yeah.

But what is it about Holly
that just doesn't pop?

You know?

I--I don't know.

I mean, if we have to ask,
maybe that's your answer?

Oh, you're right.

Maybe I can do better
than Holly.

- Maybe.
- Huh.

And did you see
it's written on the back

of a Señor Salsa receipt?

Yeah, they ordered 18 tacos
with extra inferno sauce.

This might as well have
been a suicide note.

Janine ran out
of cold brew again?

What is up with her?

Her husband died.

You signed the condolence card.

Right, yeah, but I mean--

Oh, Dr. Cassidy.

We need a psych opinion.

Oh, sure.

Can you tell if the person
who wrote this is a psychopath?

All right.

Um, well, pressure on the pen,
so there's

some aggression there.
- You think?

Some grease stains
on the receipt.

Little care
for personal hygiene.

Oh, so we're looking
for a crazy slob,

someone really gross.

They were taquitos,
which are much smaller

than regular tacos, all right?

Yes, I wrote the note,

not because I'm a psycho,

but because I was frustrated
because someone blocked me

from entering my vehicle.

What?

Why didn't you say something?

OK, no biggie.

Well, fine.
Let's move on, then.

Who goes to
Señor Salsa at 9:00 a.m.?

They were breakfast
taquitos, man.

Oh, uh, hey,
just to double check,

you wanted Raj working alone
in Zone B

and everyone else in Zone A?

What?

Rene, sorry, just to clarify,
I meant that you and Sharice

are in Zone B all day today.

Yeah, we know.

OK, so you're just
gonna finish up here,

and then you're
gonna head over?

Honestly,
we are pretty busy over here,

so I think we'll just stay
in Zone A.

What do you think, Sharice?

I agree.

She agrees.

OK, well, then, yeah,
we'll just--we'll just--

we'll just keep
the original assignments.

Uh, and you stay here
and irrigate that hand wound.

- Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
- Great.

Keep doing that, then.
- I am.

Sounds good.

Mm-hmm.

Rene?

Yeah.

No, we're not friends,
but I'd say

we have a respectful
working relationship.

I mean, I'm not sure
if he respects me,

and we don't really
have a relationship,

but we definitely
work together.

OK, Dakota, Brandon, can you
guys go over to Zone B for me?

Do we have to?

Well, yeah.

I mean, I'm in charge, so yes.

Why did Rene and Sharice
get to say no?

Do you like them
better than us?

Guys, come on.

It has nothing to do with that.
- Exactly.

It's because
they're Filipino.

Nope, that is not what it is.

Oh, uh, sorry.

It may be clearer if I say it's
because you are not Filipino.

Matt, stop.

The guy that I've
been on a couple dates with,

his stepmom is Filipino.

Does that count?

Brandon, what are
you doing right now?

I don't know.

But I know that I don't
want to go to Zone B

because it smells like beef.

OK, this is not a discussion.

Please go to your zones.

Ugh.

OK, how about Dr. Rodriguez?

Uh, she's a good doctor,
but she takes her shoes off

in the staff room.

OK.

Uh, Daniel from labs.

No, no.

He got really weird at the
hospital softball game.

Told me to stop screaming,
whatever that means.

Let's see.

Talks about her IBS
all the time.

No, looks way too much
like Mr. Bean.

It's distracting.

OK, Bruce, you've
poked holes in just about

everyone in this hospital.

OK, well,
not to point fingers, Joyce,

but I'm not the one
who hired these people.

Uh, mm, she knows why.

OK, you know what?

I think I've got it.

I'll take it from here.
- Oh, wow.

Thank you.

OK.

People lash out when they
have unaddressed trauma.

This note is absolutely--

All right, enough already.

You parked so close to me

that I had to climb through
the passenger side,

over the center console,
past all of my beverages,

like I was a teenager
doing a crab walk.

All your beverages?

Sad.

You should never talk
to a woman like that.

Well, I didn't know
I was talking to a woman.

I was talking to a Honda.

Guys, truly,
it's not that big of a deal.

Just let it go.

Thank you.

Before I knew
it was Ron who wrote the note,

my first thought was, incel.

But now that I know,
I'm like, of course it's Ron.

He's like our cranky uncle
who probably had diarrhea

from going nuts at Señor Salsa.

I can't stay mad at him
for that.

18 taquitos would
mess your butt up.

Ron had a tiny psycho moment,
and it's over, OK?

We've all been there.

It wasn't a psycho moment

because I was not
the aggressor.

That note was a response
to an aggressive move by you.

I don't think anything
justifies that response.

Yeah, OK.

- Ow!
- Oh, wow, Keith.

What a psychotic response
to my clearly aggressive move.

Right, guys?

Oh, sorry.

No, no, Keith, I was
trying to prove a point.

You can't just put your hands
on somebody else's body, Ron.

No, guys,
I think he was right.

I messed up.
- I--no, Keith.

Um, excuse me.

Matt, are you wearing earbuds
on the floor?

Uh-oh. Busted.

Breaking the rules and regs.

This might seem
a little silly,

but we planned a scenario
where I reprimand Matt.

Imagine.

Yeah, we thought
it might help as, like,

a little authority reminder.

Yeah, and I did some acting
in my all boys' youth group,

so this will be easy.

I played the back half of the
T-rex that Mary Magdalene rode.

You know this isn't allowed,
Matt.

Now, what are we gonna do
about this?

Please.

I don't want this to
be like last time.

Why? What happened last time?

I can't say

because of what happened
last time

I talked about
what happened last time.

Which--which was a firm
and fair and normal punishment.

Yeah, uh, nothing physical,

just emotional and mental.

Oh, my God, Matt.

OK, that's not actually--
listen--

He's never gonna learn
if you just humiliate him

in front of everyone.

- I agree.
- Thank you, Sharice.

Maybe you could actually
try teaching him

instead of just yelling at him?

I--

Oh, wow.

Thank you.

Hey, before you
pinch anyone else,

I just want you to know
I did not mean for this

to blow up the way it did.

I appreciate that.

And, um, if I had a little more
time, and if I knew it was you,

I probably would have,
uh, rephrased that note.

I'll be the bigger person
here and say,

it's all in the past,
all is forgiven,

and we can just laugh it off.

How are you
the bigger person exactly?

What do you mean?

Well, I was the victim,
so only I have the power

to be the bigger person.

Well, I was the victim
of your note.

You were the recipient
of my note.

Ron, if anyone else
left me a note like that,

I would make it my life's
mission to take them down.

But I'm letting it go because
it's you and I like you.

I'm willing to let it go
because I like you.

I like you.

I don't know
what Rene's problem is.

You know,
I know we're not friends,

but I thought we at least
had mutual respect.

And you did, when you
stayed in your own lane.

Then you messed with
the order of things.

I mean, I am in charge,
so technically,

I'm allowed
in all of the lanes.

I mean, really, I'm making
the lanes, you know?

They're all my lanes.

Did you just move away from me?

Know that I am on your side
in spirit,

but for my reputation,
I need to keep my distance

and talk about you
behind your back.

What the hell, Val?

It's OK.
I won't really mean it.

Won't mean what?

What--what--what is that?

What--what were you doing?

Know that I'm on your side
in spirit,

but I can't be seen
with you either.

Conflicts escalate when
two people can't understand

each other's points of view.

But experience breeds empathy.

So I'm gonna show Serena
what it's like

when someone else
parks the same way she did.

Then she'll know
who the real psycho is.

A little closer.

A little close--oh!

Damn.

... [bleep].

Oh, Lord.

Oh, my goodness.

I was sure I could find
an outstanding employee, but--

I don't know--the way Bruce
shined a light on things--

what's the opposite
of rose-colored glasses?

Turd goggles?

'Cause I'm seeing the staff
through turd goggles.

This chicken's very spicy.

What do you call it?

Costco rotisserie chicken.

Well, hey, look.

We're all here.

Well, yeah,
it's the break room,

and we're all on break.

That is perfect, Rene,

because I'm just going around

doing a little rules refresher,

a little crash course.

This can't be an email?

No, it's a meeting.

So, uh, you know what?

That leads me to my first
point, which is respect.

All right,
so number one, respect.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

You guys know that one.

OK, number two
is shift assignments

must be followed at all times.

That's very long.

So let's just remember it
like this.

This will be fun.

S-A-M-B--

S-A-M-B...F--

Let's just remember,
shift assignments

must be followed at all times.

Yeah?

Number three--

I just don't want Joyce
to make a decision

she's gonna regret.

She'll blow the legacy.

I miss when those TVs
played "Big Bang Theory."

I don't think it should just
be one employee being honored.

OK, here we go.

Here comes Keith
"Everyone gets a trophy,"

um, Guy.

Hey, call me cheesy,
but at the end of the day,

what makes us strong
is each other.

You know, we all share in
our wins and losses together.

We're all St. Denis.

Keith, if you want the
documentary to use you,

you have to say things
that are interesting.

OK, bud?

- Yeah.
- All right.

Come on.

OK, this looks bad,

but there is a whole backstory

that you're not getting
from this footage.

Well, I don't know what
I could possibly be missing.

Look, if you start watching
"Jaws" at the one-hour mark,

then all you see is three guys
picking on a shark.

What did that shark
ever do to anyone?

In fact, a lot.

OK, this is not
the kind of behavior

I expect
from one of my all-stars.

You were on a very short list

to become my next
featured employee.

OK, I don't know
what that is.

Sereen-bean, it's up to you
whether or not you

want to file a report on Ron.

You know what?

It's all good.

We all have our psycho moments.

Rule number five is have fun.

Yeah, I think we can all
handle that one.

OK?

Guys, do we need to revisit
rule number one, respect?

...Looney Tunes.

Matt,
did you understand that?

No.

New rule, number six
is no mocking people

in other languages.
So number six--

Wait, I'm sorry.

Are you saying
we can't speak Tagalog?

No, I'm not saying that.

I'm saying that when you're
making fun of someone--

or when you're talking
about somebody,

like I know you guys
are talking about me, then,

you know--then English only.

Sorry. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't mean English only.

I just--
- Alex!

Alex, we would like our
Filipino brothers and sisters

to feel safe here

and to be able
to speak Tagalog,

which is a gorgeous
and snappy language.

Salamat.

Salamat you, too.

OK, I wasn't trying
to offend anybody.

Yeah, but you did.

You split us up
just to mess with us.

No, I didn't. I just--

it was pointed out that certain
groups are grouped together,

and so in an effort to
cultivate more inclusivity,

I--I just mixed things up
a bit.

Mm, and did you
ask this group

if we wanted to be mixed up?

No.

Because if you did,
we would have told you

we were just fine.

I know. I just--

OK, so Matt was asking
about the Filipino mafia--

Oh!

Alex, you cannot
say those words.

My God.

No, that's the nickname
they gave themselves.

Uh, what?

Since when?

Rene, on behalf of St. Denis,

I truly apologize
for Alex's behavior.

Alex, I am definitely
gonna need you

to attend unconscious bias
training.

Yep, OK.

And unfortunately,
you are now

out of the running to become
our featured employee.

OK, that's fine, too.

Hey, so I'm taking my break
now since your tirade

took over my entire lunch.

Is that OK with you?

You know, for what it's
worth, I was just trying to--

Go on a power trip?

No.

But I did overstep,
and I--and I should

have just talked to you first.

That's right.
You should have.

Well, that is what I will
be doing because, trust me,

none of this is worth
the extra $3 an hour.

Wait, wait, I'm sorry.

That's how much you're
getting for being head nurse?

Mm-hmm.

That is not a lot.

Yes, I know.

So, what,
your husband's rich?

No.

He sells grass seed.

Grass? Who's buying grass?

Like schools, I think.

Sharice.

...grass seed farmer.

I'm just telling them
what your husband does.

Yeah, no, I got that part.

There's just no word for it
in Tagalog

because why would there be?

Right.

...workaholic.
- Mm.

- ...financially struggling.
- Oh.

It just seems like
you're saying really

specific words in English.

Tut-tut-tut, shh, shh, shh.

Uh, but yes, it is--
it is really tough,

especially in the winters.

Oh, my God.

I mean,
nobody's buying grass then.

I know.

You know what?

Sharice and I
will go to Zone B.

Oh.

You have enough problems
to deal with, OK?

OK.

Mm-hmm.

You said it.

Haven't landed
on anyone yet, huh?

You know,
I always knew Ron ran hot,

but Alex being a racist?

That one hurts.

Look,
I wouldn't beat yourself up

about finding the one
right person, you know?

Well, you're the one that
put so much pressure on it.

I know. I know.

I've just been thinking,
and call it cheesy,

but at the end of the day,
I think what

makes us strong is each other.

We all share in our wins
and our losses together.

I guess you could say
we're all St. Denis.

Q2, baby!

Ooh.

And I learned
that on the surface,

it seems like a race thing,

but it's more about their
shared cultural experiences--

Matt, maybe no more talking.

Oh, uh, for sure.

Hey. So,

sorry I was such
a huge bitch earlier.

Here's a little peace offering
from me and the girls.

Oh, thanks.

Wow, that's--

Oh.

Canned goods.

Save it for the
grassless winter.

OK.

Man,
that guy is so nice--

or...

Rene taught me that.

Also a bunch of swear words,
but don't worry--

deleted.

You know, I'm still
getting used to being a boss,

but I am learning
a few things,

like, you know,

maybe I should be
less concerned

with how I'm perceived
and more concerned

with being
a good communicator.

And don't fix
what's not broken.

Good night, Alex.

Oh, good night, guys.

And don't listen to Matt.

That's really the main thing, I
think, is don't listen to Matt.

What the hell?

Oh, no.

Now you have three more
insane notes to write.

Bye!

You guys got a pen?