Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {672}{787}Now it's up to me {790}{925}To make my world a happy one {960}{1077}Set my feelings free {1080}{1230}To let the sun shine in {1230}{1380}Too late now to turn around {1382}{1520}To let the shadows|bring me down {1520}{1642}I've got to try|and if I fall {1645}{1810}I'll fall and I|will rise again {1812}{1932}Set my feelings free {1932}{2080}I know that all I need to do {2102}{2217}Somehow will be done {2220}{2282}'Cause it is done {2282}{2430}For you can't make believe {2430}{2505}I'm someone else {2505}{2677}I know it's up to me {3437}{3585}Too late now to turn around {3585}{3730}I know the way I want to be {3732}{3855}I see the life|I want to lead {3857}{4002}I know the one|I want with me * {4130}{4165}Albin! {4207}{4240}Albin! {4442}{4512}Albin? Albin! {4687}{4722}...seven and eight. {4722}{4847}And now, one|and two and three|and four and five. {4847}{4955}And one and two|and three and four.|Extend now. {4955}{5007}One and two and three... {5035}{5065}Albin! {5065}{5135}Yes! All right,|I'm coming!|Now, I've hurt myself. {5135}{5200}Here we are.|You see what happens|when I'm rushed. {5200}{5297}Oh, the whole thing is|outrageous. Outrageous. {5300}{5347}Oh, look at me.|What do you think? {5350}{5442}You look ravishing!|An undertaker.|A blackbird. {5442}{5542}A horror! I expect people|will throw stones at me.|Hmm? {5542}{5597}I look ridiculous like this.|What do you mean|"ridiculous"? {5597}{5657}You look absolutely normal. {5657}{5720}Oh, yes. Oh, it's normal|to look dreary and miserable|when you dress this way. {5720}{5797}Oh, sure. With a pair|of bangles in your ears,|you'd look much happier. {5857}{5962}No. Come to Mummy.|Oh, here we are|my little Rambo. {5962}{6032}Now, you will|look after Rambo|for me, won't you? {6035}{6082}But why don't you take him|to Scotland with you? {6082}{6142}To Scotland?|No, they don't let animals|into the country. {6142}{6212}Oh, no. I'd never get him|past the customs. {6215}{6242}But after all,|he's only stuffed. {6242}{6287}Oh, simply...|But, no, stuffed. {6290}{6332}Oh, you can't go to Scot...|No! {6335}{6420}Oh, well!|Do look, the mistress|in fancy dress. {6422}{6505}Oh! You see,|the insults are starting! {6507}{6560}Jacob, just go look|for me in the kitchen! {6562}{6630}Thank you. {6632}{6725}Goodbye now, my pet.|Say to Mummy,|"Goodbye, Mummy. {6725}{6775}"Goodbye, Mummy." {6777}{6832}God bless. Oh! {6835}{6915}I'll take the high road|and you'll take the... * {7070}{7107}Oh, my dear,|I don't believe it! {7145}{7250}All dolled up like a pig!|Oh, look! It's Tyrone Power! {7250}{7340}Do you think she's wearing|a bra underneath all that? {7387}{7450}Boys! That will be|enough of that. {7452}{7495}Just ignore them. {7567}{7625}Come on. Come on.|Let's go. {7625}{7670}Hurry up.|You'll miss the plane. {7670}{7735}Why are you shuffling|like that?|Come on, hurry! {7735}{7792}All right.|I can't walk properly|in flat shoes. {7792}{7847}You know that.|I lose my balance.|It's terrible. {7847}{7882}Be serious, Albin. {7882}{7917}In Scotland,|you've got to|present yourself {7917}{7985}as being respectable|when the lawyers|read the will. {7985}{8050}You can't turn up in|high heels. For God's|sake, be reasonable. {8052}{8107}Oh, I can't bear it.|My clothes itch,|my socks, my trousers. {8107}{8152}Everything itches.|It's quite impossible.|Look who's there. {8152}{8195}Oh! {8195}{8310}...so the Party of Order|and Morality {8310}{8370}of which I am honored|to be president {8370}{8467}would like me,|for the final time, to|extend congratulations {8467}{8595}for your high moral tone|in this region. {8610}{8635}Papa! {8685}{8727}Mumsie!|Hello, darling. {8727}{8792}You see Mumsie's awful rags?|You know why?|But you look fine. {8792}{8852}Oh, hear the boy?|Going to Scotland|for the inheritance? {8852}{8915}Actually I feel more like|I'm going to a funeral|or something. {8915}{8937}Just look at me, dear. {8940}{8997}Nonsense! Excuse me,|I have to go to work. {8997}{9067}Of course.|Should we go and|kiss your father-in-law? {9070}{9140}Not here. He'll have|a stroke on the spot.|Bye, Mummy. {9140}{9187}See you, Papa.|Bye-bye. {9187}{9235}Come on, let's go.|I hope he didn't see us. {9235}{9290}Now hurry up.|Just walk properly. {9290}{9352}Try to look|as inconspicuous|as possible. {9412}{9547}Gentlemen, let me say that|I'm very satisfied with this|visit I made to your province. {9547}{9587}Thank you.|Thank you. {9587}{9635}Thank you, Mr. Charrier. {9637}{9725}I don't have to remind you|how important to us|this inheritance is. {9725}{9792}As you know,|we are faced with|a total financial disaster. {9792}{9852}So will you please...|You see that|cheeky boy over there, {9852}{9925}eyeing you up like that?|Who? {9925}{9982}That gigolo there.|He's looking at you. {10040}{10090}See him?|Flirting with you. {10090}{10135}Who, me?|Yes, you. Not me. {10177}{10242}Listen, Albin.|Whatever happens,|we've got to do something {10245}{10292}about settling our debts.|And this... {10295}{10362}Oh, it's ridiculous.|Why isn't that man|looking my way? {10365}{10427}God.|Obviously this suit makes me|completely invisible. {10430}{10510}I blend into the walls,|just like part of the airport. {10580}{10647}I can't stand|much more of it. {10647}{10715}Come on,|let's sit somewhere else.|Come along. {10752}{10827}I'd really like|to slap your face|but I'm not going to. {10827}{10965}Ogling people you don't know.|Wherever were you brought up?|Degenerate. {11097}{11135}Well... {11197}{11265}Goodbye, darling.|Just remember not to make|an exhibition of yourself. {11497}{11522}Passport. {11575}{11622}My passport.|Do what you like. {11622}{11727}My feet hurt.|Oh, these shoes.|Problem with my feet. {11727}{11762}Thank you, dear. {11762}{11802}Our bags, bagages. Yes. {11822}{11847}Here we are. {11967}{11995}Bye-bye. {12070}{12102}Sir, this way, please. {12102}{12150}Me? Do you see me?|Come along, sir.|This way. {12152}{12187}Here I come. {12187}{12245}You've set off the alarm.|Oh! {12245}{12337}How awful.|It's never happened|to me before, I swear. {12340}{12377}You see, I... Oh. {12417}{12472}Empty your pockets, please. {12472}{12540}Come along, sir.|Empty your pockets. {12665}{12750}I feel like a spy.|You mean you want to see... {12750}{12837}Take a look.|This is my everyday makeup. {12865}{12915}Now this is different,|you see? {12915}{12977}I think you must have|some metal object on you. {12980}{13015}Objects?|Metal, yes. {13015}{13037}But I've already...|Metal. {13037}{13102}Yes, metal.|Yes, of course,|I have some. {13105}{13167}I have this. It's metal.|Interesting, isn't it?|I'll open it. {13167}{13232}Yes, that's all right, sir.|Thank you, sir. Thank you.|There we are. {13232}{13295}Well, you can see|for yourself. I think|this one's enchanting. {13297}{13370}See what you think.|Isn't it? Little more? {13370}{13405}Might be a trifle pale. {13407}{13465}But for you, something|more rugged like that.|Madam, this way, please. {13465}{13582}Thank you, ma'am.|There we are. Hmm.|He's gone off and left me. {13582}{13700}Oh! He didn't care.|All right, I don't mind.|I just don't believe it. {13700}{13782}He asked to see my things|then when I show him,|he's not interested at all. {13782}{13817}He thinks|we're drug-traffickers. {13817}{13917}I'm not a trafficker,|all right? I've got powder,|a bit of face powder. {13920}{13965}He didn't even give me|a proper body search. {13995}{14067}It's outrageous, to make {14107}{14190}what I can only call these|scandalous insinuations {14190}{14240}which you may think|mean absolutely nothing {14242}{14297}but which I find|grossly insulting. {14702}{14750}Welcome to Scotland,|Mr. Mougeotte. {14752}{14822}Now you're here,|we'll be able to proceed|with the reading of the will. {14825}{14870}The other side, please. {14870}{14912}The other side. Yes. {14985}{15030}Good morning, sir. {15130}{15217}Here we are.|Comfortable? {15217}{15277}Come along.|Cover yourself up, dear.|Cover yourself. {15277}{15322}That's what the blanket's for.|There we are. {15680}{15725}Here we are. {15725}{15795}If the ground|plan which my colleague in|Aberdeen sent me is correct, {15795}{15860}your late Aunt Emma's estate|starts just here {15860}{15922}and then stretches|all the way to the sea|down there. {15922}{15967}Oh, but the sea is|such a long way away. {15970}{16000}It certainly is.|But the estate|goes even further. {16000}{16047}Oh, very good.|It goes even further, nice. {16050}{16107}But does that mean|the sea is mine, or... {16110}{16172}Sorry, no.|No, the sea. You know?|The sea. {16175}{16210}Yes, it's mine. {16210}{16242}No, no. Sorry, no.|I'm afraid not.|No, it's not. {16322}{16457}All inland waters,|rivers, burns, lochs, yes.|But the sea, no. {16457}{16500}The sea, no? {16530}{16605}Now here are your fields,|you see? {16607}{16677}Ah! And some|of your farm laborers. {16680}{16720}Aye, mornin'. {16780}{16825}All those sheep|are yours. {16872}{16932}All these trees are yours|and here are some|of your woodcutters. {16932}{16975}Oh, beautiful specimens. {16975}{17057}Some of them are more|than 200 years old. {17057}{17102}The woodcutters?|Sorry? {17105}{17170}Oh, excuse me.|The trees you mean.|Of course. {17170}{17220}No, I thought you meant|the woodcutters. I'm sorry. {17222}{17275}A little misunderstanding|there. No problem. {17760}{17857}And here we have your castle|and these are your servants,|Mr. Mougeotte. {17857}{17897}Fine. {17900}{17925}Sir. {17982}{18007}Oh, how nice. {18010}{18050}Very pleased|to welcome you, sir. {18050}{18077}Tallyho. {18097}{18135}This way, sir.|Hi. {18177}{18210}Oh, yes.|Excuse me. {18212}{18285}Good day to you, sir.|I'm Mrs. McPherson, sir. {18285}{18387}And this is Angela.|Oh, yes. Angela.|How do you do? {18387}{18430}How do you do?|Eleanor. {18430}{18500}Eleanor.|Oh, what a sweetie. {18500}{18545}Oh, but they're all...|They're all charming. {18547}{18600}Here we have the kitchen staff|and the ground staff, sir. {18602}{18667}Oh, how do you do?|We already met. {18670}{18710}Oh, sorry. Oh, this is|very, very confusing. {18710}{18782}Oh, the kitchen staff!|Bon appetit. {18785}{18852}Oh, half of Scotland.|Don't be disappointed. {18852}{18932}After all, half is better|than nothing, isn't it?|Oh, yes. {18957}{19007}Oh, they're all wearing kilts. {19007}{19080}Oh, my dear,|they're all quite superb.|In fact what's more, {19082}{19150}what do you say|to a new dance, eh? {19150}{19250}Yes! To put in the revue.|We'll replace the bees ballet {19250}{19325}with a Scots extravaganza. {19325}{19425}Oh, no! You beast!|You are terrible.|Don't be so crude. {19425}{19527}Don't worry now.|All our problems are solved,|aren't they? {19530}{19620}There'll be plenty of money.|Oh, before you go,|let me tell you, {19622}{19720}I'm in here like|a little gentleman. {19722}{19785}Yes, you needn't worry.|Oh, believe me,|quite restrained. {19785}{19837}Yeah. And you. {19837}{19937}And you. I must go now.|Nice Mr. Dulac|has just walked in. {19937}{20022}Yes, but don't worry.|Silly boy. {20022}{20060}Yes, what is it? {20062}{20110}We have to get on|with the reading|of the will, sir. {20112}{20200}I was just...|Oh, dear, I'm quite flustered. {20250}{20305}Please, this way,|Mr. Mougeotte. {20380}{20490}Let me introduce you|to Mr. Kennedy,|the executor of the estate. {20490}{20555}Mr. Mortimer Woodson,|your cousin. {20590}{20665}Do please sit down,|gentlemen. {20665}{20752}We will now read the last|will and testament|of your maternal aunt, {20752}{20812}the late|Miss Emma MacGovern. {20815}{20857}Please proceed. {21030}{21112}"This is my last will|and testament. {21112}{21175}"I leave to my nephew,|Albin Mougeotte..." {21177}{21202}Present. {21275}{21380}"...the following bequeath.|The estate Manor Whalsey, {21382}{21447}"and all my stocks, shares,|bonds and securities {21450}{21525}"which are valued currently|at 10 million pounds..." {21527}{21602}That'll be|one hundred million francs|at least. {21637}{21747}"...and which are deposited|in the Aberdeen branch of|Barclays Bank. {21750}{21807}"And in addition,|the title Duke of Wellington." {21810}{21872}I prefer duchess. Sorry. {21872}{21950}This legacy has a condition|attached to it. {21950}{22080}And if this is not respected|by the said Albin Mougeotte... {22082}{22125}Mougeotte. {22125}{22260}...he will be disinherited|and will forfeit everything to|his cousin Mortimer Woodson. {22330}{22380}This is the condition. {22425}{22502}"My beneficiary,|Mr. Mougeotte,|must have a wife {22505}{22540}"to whom he is|legally married {22542}{22627}"and a legitimate child|by the said wife|within 18 months {22627}{22705}"from the date of|the reading of my will." {22705}{22775}Would you|repeat that, please?|I didn't quite... {22777}{22865}No, I'll explain it.|Excuse us. Yes. {22867}{22927}You see,|you have to be married. {22927}{22952}Mmm-hmm. {22985}{23027}What? {23027}{23090}You must be married.|Yes, but with {23115}{23140}a female? {23142}{23202}Oh, yes, naturally,|and have a child. {23535}{23632}Mr. Mougeotte.|Mr. Mougeotte. {23632}{23707}It's all right.|Mr. Mougeotte. {23710}{23792}Come on now, Mr. Mougeotte. {23792}{23877}Mr. Mougeotte,|pull yourself together. {23877}{23957}What time does|the next plane go? {23957}{24005}At 5:00, I think. {24135}{24227}It's all right,|Mr. Mougeotte.|There you go. {24227}{24277}That's it.|Can you manage? {24302}{24335}Take it easy. {24352}{24380}Careful. {24430}{24525}Yes, I'll be with you|in a moment, Mr. Mougeotte. {24592}{24630}Please. {24630}{24687}Ah, yes.|Mr. Mougeotte! {24712}{24740}Mr. Mougeotte! {24740}{24777}Well, Mr. Kennedy,|what do you think? {24780}{24905}I think you're about to|become enormously wealthy. {24937}{25005}Oh, no.|Now it's raining as well. {25005}{25065}That's Scotland for you. {25267}{25350}Mr. Mougeotte,|I understand your problem,|believe me. {25352}{25382}Some problem, dear. {25385}{25467}But surely for 10 million, {25467}{25537}wouldn't it be|at least worth a try?|Don't you think? {25537}{25567}I wouldn't dream of it,|Mr. Dulac. {25570}{25660}Some things are impossible.|Even for 10 million. {25662}{25740}Would you marry me|for example,|for 10 million? {25760}{25857}Mmm. Well, I might. {25857}{25917}Are you really|serious about me?|Mad fool. {26257}{26360}Let's get this clear, Dulac.|There never was|an inheritance. {26392}{26450}It was a misunderstanding,|hmm? {26452}{26492}We won't mention it again. {26495}{26562}Mr. Mougeotte,|I beg you to reconsider. {26590}{26642}Mr. Mougeotte. {26642}{26712}Yes.|Ten million pounds. {26715}{26757}Look at the documents.|It's all there. {26760}{26820}Oh,|but I understand everything.|It's perfectly simple. {26847}{26940}My bag, please.|My case and my hat box.|Thank you. {27007}{27057}Ah, Renato.|Albin. {27057}{27120}Oh, I feel as if I've|been away for an eternity. {27120}{27177}How much? {27180}{27245}An eternity.|No, I mean how much? {27245}{27317}How much of what?|Inheritance. {27317}{27395}Isn't it customary|to begin with some|sort of polite comment? {27395}{27455}For example,|"How are you? {27455}{27510}"Did you have good weather?|Was it a nice trip? {27510}{27597}"Did you remember|to wear your woolly?"|Hmm? {27597}{27690}If I must. I hope you|remembered to wear|a sweater in the evening. {27722}{27797}A little late, young man. {27797}{27885}Fine. And now,|perhaps you can tell me|how things went in Scotland. {27885}{27917}I have the right to|know that at least. {27917}{27967}No sunshine.|Lots of rain. {27967}{28037}I get the horrors when|I'm flying. There's|nothing else to tell you. {28040}{28115}Oh, really?|You haven't mentioned|the inheritance, the castle. {28115}{28167}And how about the money? {28167}{28202}That was a mistake. {28205}{28240}A mistake?|Yes, a mistake... {28372}{28480}Oh, no. Stop that.|It's grotesque. Oh! {28480}{28537}Grotesque?|I thought that's|what you wanted. {28537}{28655}I don't want it anymore.|I've just decided|to cancel it. {28655}{28707}Throw away the bagpipe tape,|will you? {28710}{28767}Oh, I never want to hear|another bagpipe in my life. {28767}{28830}I never want|to hear Scotland|mentioned ever again. {28862}{28905}It's not my fault. {28905}{28947}It was a mistake I tell you.|What are you talking about? {28947}{28985}It couldn't possibly|be a mistake. {28985}{29017}Lawyers just don't|make mistakes. {29017}{29082}No, no. Unfortunately,|in this kind of business, {29082}{29115}errors are very frequent,|you see? {29115}{29212}Can't avoid them.|I mean, when I got there,|to, uh, {29212}{29315}talk to the lawyer|it, uh, turned out|they were looking for {29317}{29362}someone called Albert. {29362}{29467}Oh, I said, "No,|before we go any further|my name is Albin." {29467}{29562}"Oh, no,|I want Albert Mougeois." {29562}{29592}I think it was a Mougeois. {29592}{29685}"Oh! My name is|Albin Mougeotte." {29685}{29760}"Albin Mougeotte?"|He said, "No, Albert Moug..." {29760}{29830}And I said,|"Fine. In that case|it's obviously not me." {29832}{29862}And what have|you got in here? {29865}{29932}Oh, it's only a few brochures,|you know. {29935}{30042}Brochures, tourist guides.|Do I have to endure|this grilling? {30042}{30105}I'm quite exhausted|enough already,|if you don't mind. {30105}{30185}Mistress, did you remember|to wear a sweater, honey? {30185}{30262}Oh, you love.|Somebody thinks about me. {30262}{30342}What about the inheritance?|You brought all the money|with you? {30342}{30367}Get out! {30405}{30507}Right. If you don't mind,|I'm quite worn out and|I'm going to freshen up. {30507}{30605}I'm very tired|so I shall take off|this humiliating outfit {30605}{30672}and run a bath because|I feel quite dead. {30700}{30742}You heard that? Dead. {30770}{30807}Dead. Dead. Dead. {30832}{30892}Excuse me! {30892}{30967}Oh, la, la.|I can see it's going|to be a terrible winter. {31160}{31257}Well, look at that.|A voyeur at the key hole.|How vulgar. {32020}{32100}Albin, do you know|who telephoned me|this morning? {32125}{32182}Only the bank manager. {32182}{32240}And guess how big|our overdraft is? {32240}{32297}Ah, no.|Mustn't talk about money. {32300}{32347}Albin. {32350}{32420}If we don't get our hands|on this inheritance,|we are ruined. {32420}{32500}That's it. Catastrophe.|We're finished. {32502}{32560}Albin, can you hear me? {33117}{33152}I hurt your eye,|my angel? {33152}{33182}No. {33197}{33217}Good. {33290}{33365}Feeling fit now,|are we, girls? Good. {33365}{33400}Everybody ready? {33400}{33450}Wanna see|my dying swan? {33452}{33537}Why is she always late|for rehearsals?|I don't know. {33540}{33612}Zaza. Zaza! {33612}{33687}Here I am.|There we are.|Oh, la, la. {33867}{33895}Here I am. {33895}{33970}It's a success, no? {33972}{34025}Oh, and I'm much thinner. {34025}{34082}Stupendous.|A real wasp waist. {34085}{34185}A bee, Renato!|Not a wasp. {34185}{34250}We'll begin by trying out|the equipment|for the aerial number. {34250}{34285}Armand, you ready? {34285}{34325}Ready.|Fasten me tightly. {34325}{34390}Be careful, can't you? {34390}{34445}Come on, let's go.|Up, up, up. {34445}{34485}Go, go, go. {34487}{34560}Easy does it.|Slowly. Up, up. {34562}{34640}Good. Very nice.|Well done, boys.|Wonderful. {34640}{34727}I really feel I'm flying.|No, no, don't let go.|No, keep hold of my feet, {34727}{34777}just in case. That's it. {34810}{34837}Don't worry, it's quite safe. {34837}{34892}You're sure it'll hold me? {34892}{34937}Yeah, don't worry about it.|Places, girls. {35237}{35290}Places, places.|Up, up now. {35290}{35377}Oh, I'm flying.|I'm flying.|Up, up. Come on. {35377}{35490}Oh, Renato.|Queen bee. Up, up.|Queen bee. {35490}{35535}Not so high. {35620}{35662}No, no, no.|Too high. Too high. {35662}{35702}Now, take down the bee.|Slowly, slowly. {35780}{35817}Mrs. Petipas. {35930}{36012}Can't you see|that this is a very|dangerous operation? {36012}{36100}Please wait until|I have finished before|doing the cleaning. {36102}{36127}Okay, let's start again. {36130}{36222}I'm queen of the bees.|Za-za-za-za. {36225}{36310}Bees don't go,|"Za-za-za-za." They go "zzz." {36312}{36372}She's right, you know.|They do go "zzz." {36375}{36490}Oh, come on,|Mrs. Petipas, how many times|do I have to tell you, {36490}{36577}if you must clean something,|go and clean|the tables outside. {36577}{36615}Oh, just go away. {36615}{36642}All right, girls. Come on.|Let's get started again now. {36645}{36717}Come on. Let's try|all the bees together. {36717}{36772}Come on, girls.|Now the queen. {36775}{36802}After me. {36922}{37015}"I leave to my nephew,|Albin Mougeotte,|all my worldly goods..." {37017}{37095}Ah. "...together with|all my estate at Whalsey. {37095}{37180}"The castle, out buildings,|and the title of|lord of the manor." {37182}{37252}Ah, he's a millionaire|after all, the lying toad. {37252}{37317}"And a stock portfolio|to the value of..." {37362}{37400}"...ten million sterling." {37427}{37470}Ten million. {37517}{37562}Ten million.|What's that? {37565}{37612}Where are you, Renato? {37612}{37697}That's 100 million francs!|Coming in a minute. {37732}{37792}"But this legacy|is on one condition. {37792}{37942}"My nephew, Albin Mougeotte,|must be married|and his wife must..." {37945}{38040}Oh, no.|"...have a child by him|within a maximum of {38040}{38080}"18 months from..."|Oh, God. {38120}{38167}How are we gonna do that? {38255}{38355}But for 100 million francs,|there must be|a way of doing it. {38395}{38475}Children are always|being born. {38477}{38540}And I'll make sure that|one of them is Albin's. {38570}{38620}All right, girls.|Oh, Renato! {38622}{38707}Renato! Renato!|Oh, Renato! {38707}{38807}It worked.|It worked.|Renato! {38807}{38902}It worked! It'll be fine.|No problems. I was flying. {38902}{38967}Where are you, Renato?|Renato, where are you? {38970}{39015}Jacob!|Here I come.|Here I come. {39015}{39055}Hurry up, Jacob.|Help me off|with my wings, will you? {39055}{39095}Oh, mistress!|You look just like an angel. {39097}{39187}Not an angel. No. no.|I'm queen of the bees, dear.|I feel like stinging somebody. {39217}{39275}Renato, where are you? {39317}{39345}Renato! {39992}{40030}Oh, thank goodness. Oh! {40057}{40085}Looking for me, Albin? {40132}{40177}You gave me a fright. {40177}{40232}I wonder why|you are so nervous. {40235}{40300}Ah! Perhaps|you're hiding something. {40300}{40372}First of all,|what are you doing|in my room like this? {40372}{40427}I'll ask the questions|if you don't mind. {40427}{40502}I repeat, I want to know|what you're hiding from me. {40502}{40545}Nothing at all. {40570}{40595}I've nothing to hide. {40595}{40650}You're lying|through your teeth. {40652}{40700}I can see it in your eyes. {40700}{40757}You better come clean,|Albin. {40760}{40805}I want to hear the truth. {40850}{40880}I admit it. {40945}{40977}I lied to you. {41095}{41140}There is no|Albert Mougeois. {41222}{41307}It was for me,|the inheritance. {41307}{41400}So we're rich.|Oh, I'm sorry.|You're rich. {41472}{41497}No. {41497}{41542}No? But why? {41545}{41622}Because in fact,|you know, {41655}{41757}this castle|Aunt Emma left me, {41757}{41805}well, it's tiny. {41855}{41920}Oh, a shed you might say. {41920}{41960}Ten foot square. {41960}{42092}It's like a broom cupboard.|A broom cupboard. {42095}{42185}You know, the sort of place|where you keep animals. {42185}{42235}I couldn't possibly|live in it. {42235}{42282}Oh, an animal shed.|Hmm. {42285}{42330}Exactly, yes.|With sheep inside. {42332}{42432}The whole place is|falling down. Even the|sheep think it's a pigsty. {42432}{42482}Well, that's just what it is.|A pigsty. {42485}{42580}What's more,|this pigsty for sheep|is up on top of a cliff. {42582}{42625}I just read the will. {42680}{42705}Yup. {42737}{42775}How dare you. {42775}{42832}Forgive me, Albin. {42832}{42960}Look,|I understand your problem|but a pigsty worth 100 million {42960}{43027}is a problem worth solving. {43027}{43097}Okay, there's the minor|detail of converting {43125}{43200}a part of the pigsty|into a nursery, {43235}{43325}but as for the baby...|Albin, I'm not boasting now, {43327}{43382}it's okay,|you can let me fix that. {43382}{43480}What do you mean|by the phrase "fix that"?|What you mean? {43480}{43545}Nothing, only, you see... {43545}{43670}A child, I've already... {43670}{43777}What I mean, you see,|is that for me, it's not|altogether impossible. {43825}{43875}Oh, never.|I can't allow that. {43875}{43970}Stop. I don't want|to talk about it. {43972}{44025}You're looking|in great shape,|Laurent. {44027}{44075}I'm really proud of you. {44075}{44157}I can see that|marriage agrees with you.|And the job, huh? {44160}{44260}It's great.|My father-in-law promoted|me to director of publicity. {44260}{44327}Ah! Congratulations.|A responsible position. {44327}{44377}I really enjoy it.|You know, job satisfaction. {44377}{44430}Yeah, I can believe that. {44432}{44520}I wish I could say the same,|but unfortunately... {44520}{44595}Uh, look, Papa, I know|you're having problems {44597}{44657}and I thought|if I gave you this,|maybe... {44750}{44807}Take it, Dad. It's a gift|from my father-in-law. {44807}{44847}And I've got|the same name|as you have. {44847}{44930}No, it's for you, not me.|And I couldn't possibly|accept a gift from my own son. {44930}{44982}Oh, come on. Take it.|It was for buying a new car. {44982}{45075}The old one still|works just fine.|Come on. {45075}{45155}Only don't just spend it|on a necklace for Albin.|Hmm? {45172}{45200}Mmm. {45305}{45360}Okay, but it's a loan,|all right? {45387}{45445}I promise|I'll pay you back. {45462}{45500}Thanks, Laurent. {45500}{45552}One, two.|One, two, three, four. {45552}{45625}One, two. One, two, three.|From the toes. {45625}{45682}One, two, three.|One, two, three, four. {45682}{45747}I've just seen Laurent.|Laurent.|Who? {45747}{45827}Laurent! Oh.|You've seen your son,|have you? {45827}{45882}You're happy now?|Happy now?|Not very, no. {45882}{45935}Oh, but why not? {45937}{45980}You see this?|Oh! {46010}{46077}A check.|That's right. {46080}{46135}You mean you asked him|for money?|No. {46137}{46170}He gave it to me. {46172}{46205}Oh, sweet boy. {46205}{46275}He gave up buying|a new car to give me this.|Do you realize that? {46275}{46312}Poor little boy.|A new car. Yes. {46312}{46357}Oh, well. Aren't you|a lucky little daddy? {46357}{46405}And what can we do|with 80 thousand francs?|Oh, I don't know. {46405}{46450}It's just a drop|in the bucket.|Oh, yes, I know that. {46452}{46497}It's just about enough|to pay for your costumes. {46497}{46550}Oh, leave me alone.|All right,|what about the sets? {46550}{46590}We can't pay for them.|Oh, go away, will you? {46592}{46682}And the wigs, the stage hands.|And there's the makeup.|I have to pay for all of it. {46682}{46747}Flying about is very difficult|and dangerous, too.|Just leave me alone. {46747}{46800}What about me, huh?|You think my job|isn't difficult? {46802}{46850}Don't you realize everybody|has to get paid? {46852}{46897}And where do you think|I'm gonna find the money? {46897}{46955}Do what you like.|It's nothing to do with me! {46955}{47007}It's entirely|your responsibility,|the money. {47007}{47032}At least you admit that. {47035}{47082}You're the manager.|The manager, yes. {47082}{47122}Go and manage,|that's what you're|supposed to be here for. {47122}{47182}My role is on the stage,|I provide the charm. {47182}{47215}But what can we do|about the bank? {47215}{47260}I don't give a hoot|about the bank! {47260}{47302}Oh, can't you|understand anything? {47302}{47332}We've got no money|left at all. {47335}{47377}We're not just|in the red|any longer. {47377}{47422}We're covered|in the Red Sea|of debt! {47422}{47452}Oh, we're at|the red lights, are we? {47452}{47490}We'll push the button|and they'll turn green. {47490}{47560}Very funny.|You like green, huh? {47560}{47622}I'm glad because|green is the color|of Scotland, huh? {47652}{47690}Repeat that.|Scotland. {47690}{47730}I don't want to|hear about Scotland. {47730}{47762}Oh, I thought|I must've misheard you. {47762}{47802}But you mean|the inheritance,|don't you? {47802}{47837}Oh, no. I just|happened to|mention Scotland. {47840}{47885}Yes, every time|you open your mouth, {47885}{47922}you talk about|the same thing,|the inheritance. {47925}{47957}I've already told you.|Do I have to|repeat myself? {47957}{47992}Didn't you hear me?|Hold on a minute. {47992}{48077}I don't want to have|a single penny out of|this stupid inheritance. {48077}{48117}That's final.|I won't change my mind. {48117}{48160}Wait, Albin. {48162}{48252}Albin says no!|I'd rather die|than take it. {48252}{48305}No, Renato, I won't... {48305}{48412}The Red Sea|has turned into|an ocean of bullshit. {48412}{48507}Please think about it,|Albin, seriously,|if you're capable of it. {48507}{48547}Not again.|Can't you see|I'm rehearsing? {48550}{48590}I need to concentrate|entirely on my part. {48590}{48632}Go away, give me a chance.|All right, all right. {48632}{48660}Mr. Baldi... {48660}{48690}Please, not now.|Later. {48690}{48717}Oh, I really must|speak to you,|Monsieur Baldi. {48717}{48755}My wings, dear. {48757}{48805}Monsieur Baldi,|please listen. {48805}{48842}Of course I'm ready. {48842}{48900}I am the union representative|for the whole of this troop. {48900}{49002}And I request|five minutes of your|precious time, monsieur. {49005}{49040}Who asked you|to sit down? {49087}{49110}Will you|sit down please? {49112}{49162}I'm quite ready,|I'm waiting for you. {49162}{49240}You are forcing|this company to work to|an outrageous time table. {49240}{49332}But we accept that,|although absolutely|contrary to union rules. {49365}{49440}These cheap nylons... {49440}{49507}And if we do accept|this infernal pace, {49510}{49585}it is because|we are professional,|Monsie Baldi. {49615}{49672}Renato, Renato...|Renato! {49760}{49812}How was that?|It was good|like that, eh? {49812}{49850}Not fast enough. {49850}{49925}Aren't you|ever satisfied? {49925}{49990}But we will not|work without pay.|It's out of the question. {49990}{50060}Some of us haven't|been paid for four weeks,|may I remind you. {50060}{50092}Well, that's not|such a long time. {50092}{50140}But if you don't pay us,|we can't eat. {50142}{50210}So we're going|on a hunger strike,|starting from today. {50212}{50255}It'll do you good|to go on a diet. {50257}{50312}Just be patient,|can't you? {50315}{50390}So why doesn't|she go back|to playing basketball? {50430}{50465}Renato, Renato,|look out! {50520}{50600}Oh, no! Do something!|Give him the kiss|of life, somebody! {50602}{50662}Oh, Renato,|how awful!|How dreadful! {50687}{50727}Oh, Mr. Baldi. {50790}{50902}Renato, Renato,|can you see me? {50902}{50957}Oh, tell me|you're still alive.|Oh, my dear. {50960}{50985}Where am I? {50985}{51045}No, no! {51045}{51107}Well, hello there,|Mrs. Petipas. {51107}{51160}How beautiful|you are today. {51187}{51240}Oh, he doesn't|recognize me. {51277}{51312}I've killed him,|haven't I? {51312}{51365}He's had a very|severe concussion. {51367}{51437}We'll need to do|a series of head x-rays. {51477}{51512}Oh, his head. {51585}{51632}Where's the pain? {51632}{51677}My feet. {51677}{51707}Doctor, {51755}{51805}he doesn't know|which way up he is. {51807}{51877}I'm afraid he may have|damaged some of|his sensitive nerve endings. {51907}{51940}My what? {52037}{52102}The sensitive nerves,|my poor dear. {52357}{52387}Ah! Good morning! {52390}{52455}Good morning,|Mr. Renato.|Come in please. {52515}{52595}You'd like me to|prescribe tranquilizers|for Albin? {52640}{52692}Not for Albin, no.|This time it's for me. {52692}{52732}You don't feel well? {52732}{52777}Oh, I'm feeling|much better now, Doctor. {52777}{52855}Of course|it was a shock. {52857}{52967}Let me ask you, would a shock|like the one I've had|cause side effects? {52967}{53065}There must be some sort|of emotional disorder|you can produce for me {53065}{53092}to make|an impression on Albin. {53095}{53145}I don't understand. {53145}{53220}If Albin believed there|was a serious danger|of my brain exploding, {53222}{53290}or something like that,|it would be|in his own interest... {53292}{53367}You're asking me|to make|a false diagnosis. {53370}{53442}It's for Albin's sake|I'm asking you this favor. {53445}{53487}Ah! But it's|very dangerous. {53487}{53567}If Albin believes|that you're practically|at death's door {53567}{53605}the shock|would kill him. {53605}{53687}Oh, but I don't have to|be actually dying, I just|want something serious. {53687}{53760}Something nervous|that'd impress|Albin, hmm? {53780}{53812}Listen to me. {53812}{53915}The most serious of|all possible scenarios|with regards to Albin {53915}{53955}is easy, you see. {53955}{53980}What's that? {53982}{54067}You discover quite suddenly|that you fancy women. {54135}{54182}You don't feel|too tired, huh? {54182}{54222}Sure you don't|want to sit down? {54222}{54270}Oh, no.|Oh, no, I'm fine. {54270}{54342}Oh, but you really|are recovering marvelously,|aren't you? {54345}{54397}Got your color back.|Oh, you look great.|Just great. {54397}{54462}Yeah, yeah,|I feel much, much better. {54462}{54505}There's something|I've been worried about. {54507}{54580}It's that|you're blaming|yourself for the... {54580}{54640}No, my dear.|It was entirely|my fault. {54640}{54682}Oh, come on. {54685}{54715}And don't worry,|I'll look after|all the business side {54717}{54750}until you're|quite better. {54750}{54830}It's not difficult.|I'll do all the paperwork,|everything for you. {54832}{54872}You can leave it|all to me. {54872}{54937}Where are you going?|What are you doing? {54940}{54995}Oh, those two girls.|Do you know them? {54997}{55030}No. {55032}{55067}Then why were you|following them? {55070}{55137}I don't know.|I think it's something|to do with my accident. {55137}{55162}You better take me home. {55165}{55195}Yes, come along. {55647}{55755}Come along, Rambo,|time for walkies.|That's right, out with Mummy. {55805}{55837}Oh, no, no,|no, Renato. {55840}{55942}Now, come on.|You're supposed to be having|a rest, my dear. Hmm? {55942}{55997}What are you reading?|Dear? What's that? {56025}{56072}Oh, no!|How revolting! {56072}{56115}It'll give you|nightmares. {56117}{56185}Why should it?|What are you|talking about? {56215}{56270}Who's wearing perfume?|You? {56270}{56320}But of course it's me. {56320}{56372}It's the perfume|you gave to me. {56372}{56465}You know,|Gossamer Cyclone by Capron. {56465}{56507}Remember?|No. {56522}{56570}You don't like the smell? {56570}{56620}I don't like it. {56620}{56700}You have much too much on.|And it's not very masculine,|is it? {56700}{56740}"Not very masculine"? {56740}{56785}That's what I said. {56875}{56945}For a man, it's not|a suitable perfume. {57262}{57300}Come on, I have to|go to the cleaners. {57300}{57365}Hold Rambo, will you?|Come on. {57365}{57415}Oh, I can't|believe this. {57417}{57465}Oh, what a silly boy. {57467}{57512}There we are now... {57602}{57687}Excuse me.|Haven't we met|before someplace? {57690}{57722}Is this your car? {57725}{57762}Yes.|Ooh, please. {57762}{57810}Let me do that.|Here we are.|Very kind of you. {57810}{57850}Ugh, not again. {57852}{57915}If you ever need|any help, my dear,|of any kind. {57917}{57960}Thank you. Thanks. {58127}{58195}Come here.|Come to Mummy.|Come to Mummy. {58242}{58275}Don't start|all that again. {58277}{58350}You start helping|this awful female,|naughty boy, {58350}{58392}then you give her|your address? {58392}{58472}You've got to|put a stop to all this.|You hear Mummy? {58472}{58512}Now, I want|no more of it. {58512}{58597}Now, Mummy'll buy you|an ice cream|and no more nonsense. {58615}{58665}You're too young. {58665}{58722}We'll have your favorite,|with the cherries on it,|shall we? {58725}{58795}And six and seven and eight... {58795}{58835}And one and two... {58835}{58887}Something wrong,|Mr. Albin? {58887}{58950}...and three and four|and five, extend. {58950}{58995}I'm afraid so, yes. {59022}{59062}I'm so worried,|Mrs. Petipas. {59065}{59122}You see, there's something|wrong with Renato. {59122}{59165}He seems awkward,|Mr. Baldi. {59167}{59195}Very nice.|Okay. {59195}{59262}I don't know why. {59262}{59322}He's not like|he usually is. He's... {59347}{59390}He's bizarre. {59390}{59450}I noticed|just the same thing. {59450}{59507}I won't say|nothing about it. {59527}{59577}I don't know what it is. {59627}{59675}What's that? {59747}{59772}No... {59772}{59812}Excuse me.|Who do you want? {59815}{59867}I've come|about your advert. {59867}{59917}About what advert? {59917}{59985}I think you're looking|for a ballerina.|That's what it says. {59985}{60055}Renato, Renato. {60055}{60117}It's about|the advert. {60117}{60147}But it's a girl.|Look... {60147}{60187}Oh, yes. {60187}{60242}I always felt the show|lacked something. {60242}{60292}What we need|is a girl. {60295}{60345}Especially one|as pretty as this. {60345}{60377}Thank you. {60402}{60460}Have you gone quite|off your head, Renato? {60460}{60540}We can't use girls|as well as boys.|Oh, dear me. {60542}{60622}In that case,|what is the point|of cross-dressing? {60662}{60715}I wish you'd make|your voice sound|a little deeper. {60715}{60742}Who, me? {60770}{60797}More manly. {60877}{60912}See you later. {60912}{60945}I'll wait. {60992}{61030}Right, gentlemen,|where were we? {61030}{61087}Oh, dear.|Let's get it moving again. {61087}{61145}So upsetting for me. {61145}{61242}It's as if we live|on different planets.|Don't know what's gone wrong. {61245}{61305}But I think|it's pretty serious. {61305}{61355}Okay, okay.|Wait a minute. {61355}{61420}He's not at all well.|What am I going to do? {61520}{61550}Dr. Beautich. {61550}{61597}Hello, Doctor. {61597}{61670}No. No, no, no.|It's Albin. {61672}{61742}Yes. No, it really|is an emergency. {61742}{61777}I must see you. {61777}{61837}Oh, no, no, no.|It is urgent. {61840}{61900}No, no.|It's not for me.|No, I'm fine. {61900}{62002}No, Renato's|been acting strangely.|I'm worried. {62002}{62065}Oh, I'll explain it all|when I see you. {62065}{62110}No, he's suddenly... {62145}{62222}He... Excuse me,|won't you, Doctor? {62222}{62302}He's suddenly|started doing|horrible things. {62302}{62380}Oh, more than once.|It's happened|several times. {62380}{62465}Oh, I'd rather|not talk about it|on the telephone. {62465}{62502}Oh, fine. Lovely. {62520}{62552}Thank you! {62572}{62600}Thanks awfully! {62622}{62662}You're a darling. {62665}{62695}Bye. {62925}{62957}What's going on? {62960}{63025}Nothing. I never touched her.|I didn't do anything,|I promise you. {63025}{63070}That's enough now. {63072}{63155}That's the second time|in two days.|That's enough now. {63157}{63227}You expect me|to go through this|performance every day? {63227}{63265}I'll give in|my notice. {63267}{63302}I'm a respectable woman. {63305}{63370}I have two children|and a prescription to|the National Geographic... {63372}{63422}I'm sure it's not|serious, darling. {63425}{63470}You'll be all right. {63505}{63550}We'll get you better. {63580}{63642}In short, he's become|normal again. {63645}{63695}What do you mean,|"normal"? {63695}{63755}Normal for you maybe. {63757}{63867}It looks to me like|a classic case of the|double inversion syndrome. {63867}{63950}What we call|the perversion|reversion cycle. {63950}{64007}As a doctor, I find it|extremely interesting. {64007}{64067}Oh, well, I'm glad|it's so interesting|for you. {64070}{64122}I just want to get him back|like he was before. {64125}{64255}As a rule, the double|inversion syndrome is|difficult to cure completely. {64255}{64347}Oh, I have seen|some raving queens {64347}{64420}who turned into|absolute sex machine... {64420}{64480}Oh, don't go on.|That's enough, Doctor. {64480}{64632}Now, surely there exists|some sort of operation,|a treatment. I'll do anything. {64632}{64715}I'll even sacrifice myself.|Doctor, trust me. {64715}{64750}How much do I owe you? {64750}{64795}Nothing, nothing. {64795}{64875}Oh, well, you'll be|seeing me again.|I'll be back soon, I'm sure. {64877}{64945}Troubles|aren't finished yet. {64975}{64997}What a business. {65080}{65150}Mistress, Mr. Renato|has been arrested. {65150}{65210}I don't know why. They called|from the police station.|What? {65275}{65305}What's he done now? {65870}{65957}Excuse me, Doctor,|but I'm having|palpitations. {65960}{66025}When you told me|what he'd done, Doctor,|I just collapsed. {66027}{66075}Well, I immediately|had a fainting fit, Inspector. {66075}{66102}I feel quite... {66132}{66170}But, you see,|he doesn't|do it normally. {66170}{66200}Oh, he never|kisses strange women. {66200}{66232}And a parking meter girl|you said. {66232}{66295}Oh, no.|He never did it before.|Never, no. {66347}{66395}You're sick, Renato. {66460}{66510}I saw the doctor. {66510}{66555}You're very, very sick. {66600}{66692}In fact, I've reverted|to my original nature. {66692}{66760}Unfortunately, it's gone|far beyond that. {66760}{66820}I hid in the locker room|yesterday {66820}{66877}after hockey practice|at Miss Julie's Academy. {66877}{66935}Don't worry, my dear,|we'll fight this together. {66935}{67017}I'll look after you.|We'll go to... {67017}{67082}We'll go to Lourdes|if we have to. {67085}{67177}The doctor told me|that I'll probably end up|by going completely insane. {67235}{67317}There maybe is a cure.|I talked to the doctor, but... {67317}{67395}Oh, it's not|worth discussing.|And it's a waste of time. {67395}{67445}Tell me, darling,|tell me. {67535}{67575}An operation. {67592}{67627}In New York. {67672}{67725}But it'll cost the Earth.|It's out of the question. {67727}{67800}There's the journey to|New York, maybe twice,|maybe three times. {67802}{67907}Twelve months|staying in the hospital,|the operations, treatment. {67907}{68020}I couldn't possibly|allow it, Albin.|No, I just won't permit it. {68020}{68052}We can't afford it. {68052}{68092}Whatever. {68095}{68175}I'll save you.|Whatever it costs,|I'll save you. {68175}{68227}Thanks, Albin.|Thanks a lot. {68455}{68500}Well... {68500}{68530}It's you|who wants a... {68530}{68555}No, it's him. {68557}{68607}Ah! {68607}{68677}It's my friend|who wants|to get married. {68677}{68762}Everybody|speaks very highly|of your agency. {68762}{68822}They say that|it's the best one around. {68825}{68872}You're very kind. {68875}{68912}We always try to|keep to our motto. {68912}{68985}"If you don't find her here,|she doesn't exist anywhere." {69035}{69080}Tell me a little|about yourself. {69080}{69170}I want to hear something|about your taste,|your character. {69197}{69250}What sort of man|are you? {69250}{69275}Me? {69275}{69310}I have to know|as much as I can|about you, {69312}{69387}and then I can help you|choose your ideal wife. {69387}{69420}What's your profession? {69422}{69447}Ah! My profession|is an artiste. {69450}{69480}An artiste.|Yes. {69482}{69557}A painter, musician|or the theater, perhaps? {69560}{69612}Oh, at the moment|I'm doing|a queen bee routine. {69615}{69682}He's a writer.|He's writing...|Ah, a writer! {69682}{69710}Explain it. {69712}{69747}A great work, an opera,|that's it. {69747}{69795}About the life of bees. {69795}{69852}Ah! Author. {69855}{69897}Author, no, authoress. {69897}{69985}Then we must find you|a living inspiration.|A muse. {70025}{70105}And what sort of woman|are you attracted to? {70105}{70180}What sort of|woman do I... {70180}{70232}Well, he looks after|all that side. {70232}{70262}Renato, what sort|of woman do I want? {70262}{70310}It isn't the outside|which counts. {70310}{70337}Yes. {70340}{70382}It's how she is|inside, you see. {70382}{70427}A blonde, brunette,|ginger, it hasn't|the slightest importance. {70427}{70460}As long as|she's morally pure. {70462}{70487}Oh, yes, yes, yes. {70490}{70560}Maybe|the maternal type. {70560}{70602}Excuse me, I think|I'm going to throw up. {70602}{70635}Oh, keep calm, Albin. {70635}{70662}I am calm. {70662}{70700}What sort of age? {70700}{70732}Oh, the same age|as he is. {70735}{70775}The same age|as you are,|if that's okay. {70775}{70802}Shall we say 50? {70805}{70830}Fifty... {70830}{70862}Forty? {70862}{70902}Forty?|What shall I say? {70905}{70930}Thirty-five? {70932}{70960}Thirty. {71047}{71115}And what about|her height? {71115}{71182}Oh, what you have,|it doesn't matter.|Whatever you have... {71182}{71237}Oh, the size|is of no importance|at all, it's not. {71237}{71277}It's really|not important. {71277}{71347}Okay. {71347}{71422}To pinpoint, I need you|to be more precise|about what you require. {71425}{71465}Right. What does|she mean by... {71465}{71532}If I ask you to pick|your favorite star|from the cinema, {71535}{71582}then who would you choose? {71582}{71672}Oh, Robert Redford.|I've always loved...|Mary Redford. {71887}{71920}Albin. {71932}{71962}Who's the lady? {71962}{72010}You are. {72010}{72057}Well, then, the lady|comes into the restaurant|first, all right? {72060}{72090}We can start|all that at the table. {72092}{72135}No, no. We start|in the doorway. {72135}{72162}Come along.|Try once more. {72377}{72457}Well, you're not|a duke yet.|Don't overdo it. {72457}{72497}Still no good? {72607}{72647}What a performance. {72650}{72675}Albin? {72675}{72702}Yes? What now? {72702}{72730}I'm standing up. {72730}{72805}Oh, then sit down,|can't you,|for heaven's sake. {72805}{72900}A gentleman waits to be|seated until after the lady|has sat down herself. {72937}{72987}After you|please, madame. {73012}{73055}There we are then. {73057}{73092}A gentleman.|More like a head waiter. {73092}{73127}Exactly. {73152}{73182}Waiter. {73230}{73282}The lady and gentleman|would like a drink? {73282}{73355}Oh, well, I'd like|a drop of champagne. {73355}{73387}A Kir Royale. {73390}{73442}Champagne with|a nuance of cassis. {73442}{73482}Albin? {73482}{73550}The lady always|orders first. {73550}{73642}Oh, excuse me.|Would you ask madame|what she'd like to order? {73642}{73697}Madame would like|an aperitif? {73700}{73727}A Kir champagne. {73730}{73760}Very good, ma'am. {73782}{73832}Our tastes|are compatible. {73832}{73867}Now make advances to me. {73867}{73910}What?|Yes. {73932}{73975}You want me to court you? {73975}{74002}Mmm-hmm. {74005}{74040}At our age? Hmm. {74085}{74127}After 25 years. {74155}{74227}It's charming. Charming. {74227}{74272}But a bit ridiculous. {74310}{74365}Yes, you're right. {74365}{74417}Madam you can|come in now. {74655}{74687}Madame. {74690}{74720}Please. {74720}{74782}I invited her because|I thought it might|just help you out. {74785}{74850}Perhaps with her...|Excuse me. {74937}{74980}Now make me yours. {75010}{75067}Renato, is this a trick? {75067}{75167}No, it's just to|give you a bit of practice,|a rehearsal. Come on. {75195}{75235}You must take|my hand, Albin. {75235}{75285}Why must I? {75285}{75327}Because that's|how it's done. {75327}{75350}Not in my book. {75352}{75430}She's waiting for you.|Come on, take her hand. {75455}{75480}What are you doing? {75480}{75530}You look as though|you're holding|a dirty tissue. {75532}{75587}Come on,|get some passion in it. {75687}{75762}Now, wait a minute.|Move over. Move over. {75762}{75805}Watch how I do it. {75895}{75927}Madame. {75980}{76057}What beautiful hands|you have, my dear. {76060}{76110}And what lovely fingers. {76110}{76150}Renato.|So soft and delicate. {76177}{76217}These adorable fingers...|Renato, please. {76220}{76265}Renato!|...which I long to kiss. {76265}{76302}Renato. {76305}{76340}I want to cover you|in kisses.|Stop, Renato. {76340}{76367}Oh, my sweet angel. {76367}{76430}Renato. Listen to me.|Renato! {76432}{76465}Have you completely|lost your head? {76467}{76535}Of course not.|It's just a demonstration.|You get the picture now? {76537}{76562}Come along. {76562}{76600}You're letting things|get out of hand. {76602}{76657}Albin, come along.|Your turn. {76907}{76962}Pick up her hand. {76962}{77020}Come on, Albin,|speak to her. {77180}{77212}You've got... {77215}{77282}I think you've got very|beautiful hands, madame. {77285}{77355}Oh, that was lovely.|Lovely! {77435}{77485}What's the matter|with you? {77485}{77520}What's the matter? {77522}{77612}I can't go through|with this, it's impossible.|Please leave me alone. {77612}{77657}Renato. {77660}{77710}Take this hand|out of mine. {77792}{77910}You have the most|beautiful hands, madame.|I've fallen under your spell. {77912}{77977}There, you see,|nothing to it at all. {78070}{78142}Do you want tea or coffee|this morning, mistress? {78142}{78177}Nothing. {78197}{78257}Absolutely nothing. {78257}{78285}Jacob. {78365}{78420}Keep this|for monsieur Baldi. {78455}{78515}To be opened|after my death. {78515}{78572}You gonna|commit suicide|again, mistress? {78572}{78620}What do you mean? {78620}{78662}This is the first time|this year. {78662}{78730}Since I've been here,|you've done it every year. {78730}{78780}Oh, and twice last year. {78782}{78840}Yes. But this,|it's the real thing. {78862}{78915}It's the real thing. {78915}{79010}Yes. Because at last|I know what I want|out of suicide. {79035}{79070}I want to die. {79092}{79122}Adieu Jacob. {79122}{79172}See you later, mistress. {79220}{79270}Don't you listen|while I'm talking? {79270}{79355}Adieu, Jacob.|I'm going to die. {79357}{79470}Spread-eagled underneath|the railway bridge. {79507}{79540}I want to be {79580}{79630}run over {79640}{79680}by an enormous, {79722}{79770}an enormous locomotive. {80367}{80447}You break at least|five ostrich feathers|every time you fly, Albin. {80450}{80545}We can't afford|to keep on buying new ones|for every show. Albin! {80545}{80570}Where's her ladyship? {80570}{80610}She's gone to|commit suicide. {80610}{80645}Ah! First time this year. {80645}{80695}She left you|an envelope|with me. {80695}{80732}Hold this. {80792}{80865}Oh, may the Lord|give me strength.|Oh, dear. {80932}{80972}"I choose to die|so that you may|live happily." {80972}{81040}Good.|What a nice thought,|isn't it? {81040}{81132}"To pay for your treatment,|you can use|my life insurance." {81165}{81215}Where has he gone,|this martyr? {81215}{81320}I don't know.|He said something about|a railway bridge. {81322}{81385}My God,|what have I done? {81387}{81442}My God,|what have I done|to deserve this? {81442}{81495}Just tell me|what I've done,|will you? {82110}{82147}Here we go again. {82147}{82190}And what is it this time? {82190}{82257}This is goodbye, Renato.|It's the best way. {82257}{82317}I love you.|It's the only solution. {82347}{82380}Adieu. {82450}{82525}This is a branch line.|There's only one train|every week. {82527}{82597}Are you planning|to sit there|for seven days, hmm? {82597}{82637}And when's|the next train? {82640}{82692}Oh, come on.|I don't know that. {82692}{82750}Monday, I've checked|the schedule. {82772}{82797}Today's what? {82797}{82840}Monday. {82840}{82882}You can put your ear|to the track if you like. {82882}{82935}Don't be an imbecile.|Get up now. {82935}{82970}Oh, yes. {82972}{83047}Come on, Albin.|It's time to finish|this charade. {83047}{83097}Believe me,|this is goodbye. {83097}{83165}I'm good for nothing.|There's nothing I can do|to help, is there? {83165}{83210}The world will go on|without me. {83210}{83270}It doesn't matter|if I disappear. {83272}{83387}You, you'll find a cure|to make you normal,|while I... {83387}{83465}Oh, well.|I'll vanish into limbo. {83467}{83500}Cut in two. {83520}{83550}But {83577}{83640}happy. {83640}{83695}All right,|have it your own way.|So long, Albin. {83697}{83760}Oh, no. Come on.|Where are you off to now? {83760}{83847}To get a box to put you in|when you end up|like a jigsaw puzzle. {83847}{83887}Oh, no, Renato. {83890}{83945}Albin, stop it now.|The game's gone|far enough. Let's go. {83947}{83980}No, leave me. {83980}{84042}I'm not playing a game,|as you'll see for yourself|in a minute. {84127}{84172}All right,|I'll tell you|the truth now. {84175}{84235}I lied to you.|Yes, I lied to you. {84235}{84300}It's not true,|I haven't turned into|a heterosexual at all. {84300}{84335}What? {84337}{84377}It was only|so we could get|the inheritance. {84377}{84425}It was only to|make you get married. {84427}{84460}Albin! {84925}{84970}You still mad at me? {85027}{85092}But, really,|what is it|I've done? {85092}{85140}Tell me why|you're angry with me? {85142}{85192}Oh, leave me alone,|can't you? {85192}{85222}You really don't seem|to have any idea {85222}{85290}that you've been|walking about like|a complete madman. {85290}{85320}But what have|I done to you? {85320}{85352}Oh, nothing,|only ruined my life.|Ruined it, haven't you? {85352}{85415}You've messed up|my whole life.|I'm nothing but sick of you. {85417}{85467}One more word out of you|and I hit you like that. {85467}{85535}Stop, stop!|Get off of me. The car's|going out of control. {85535}{85570}Oh, shut up! {85692}{85735}Oh, God.|Oh, dear! {85737}{85792}Oh, my God, Renato! {85795}{85842}He's dead.|You killed him. {85845}{85895}Let's take a look.|He may be all right. {85895}{85945}Oh, no,|you killed him, Renato. {85945}{85990}There, you killed|a lovely boy. {85992}{86052}It's your fault.|I couldn't see|where I was going. {86487}{86542}No bones broken? {86545}{86590}Are you in any pain? {86592}{86670}Me? I'm fine, thank you. {86670}{86717}My motorbike's|a total write-off, {86717}{86787}I've just been jilted|by the man I love. {86817}{86915}And what's more?|What's more? {86915}{86992}I'm expecting a baby. {86995}{87040}Things couldn't be better,|could they? {87040}{87105}Everything's going|just fine, and... {87600}{87647}Hello, there. {87650}{87675}Well, hello. {87675}{87715}You recognize me? {87715}{87742}Of course I do. {87742}{87817}I just wanted|to apologize again|about the accident. {87820}{87850}You just bought|these for me. {87887}{87955}Can I have a quick word|with you in private? {88000}{88022}Over here. {88022}{88102}I believe you have|one or two problems. {88127}{88175}I'd like to try|and help you. {88175}{88262}Look, it's just|my problem. {88262}{88347}I'm sorry.|I really shouldn't|have told you. {88347}{88380}I have a proposition to make. {88382}{88452}Oh, Cindy,|where are the|Hana Mandlikovas? {88452}{88500}In those boxes, there. {88540}{88575}A proposition? {88575}{88657}Something which|may well surprise you,|but it's all perfectly legal. {88657}{88775}You could be a duchess|worth several million and|have a father for your child. {88775}{88815}That's what|they all tell you. {88817}{88852}Well, this time|it's true. {88852}{88900}I'm too old|for fairy stories. {88900}{88970}I'm afraid it's not|exactly all that romantic. {88972}{89040}It involves marrying|a bee, you see.|A queen bee. {89040}{89070}A bee? {89070}{89100}If you come tonight|to the Cage Aux Folles, {89100}{89157}it's the premier|of our new production. {89157}{89230}I'll introduce you|to your future husband. {89270}{89307}You'll come? {89307}{89342}Why not? {89342}{89440}Oh, once there lived a fairy|at the bottom of my garden {89555}{89617}Oh, she made|my little flowers grow {89755}{89825}Oh, the fairy|said to me,|"Kind, sir..." * {89825}{89852}Hi, Mumsie. {89852}{89887}Oh, Laurent. {89887}{89980}Oh, how lovely!|It's so nice of you to|come so often, mon cheri. {89997}{90027}Oh, something wrong? {90030}{90082}My father-in-law has|resigned his position. {90082}{90150}It's true. It happened|this morning.|And I'm to blame. {90150}{90220}But why? {90220}{90315}"La Cage Aux Folles|funded directly with donations|from the Moral Order Party." {90367}{90442}"President Charrier|finances drag queens|at the Cage Aux Folles." {90470}{90547}You know that check|I gave to Papa? {90547}{90600}Yes, well?|It was signed by Charrier. {90600}{90677}But Papa had that check|directly paid to|the Cage Aux Folles. {90677}{90727}I really don't know|how the press {90727}{90800}managed to get|a hold of this story.|But there's the result. {90800}{90857}Oh, how awful for him. {90857}{90942}Charrier's more or less|delirious. It's frightening.|He's howling like a lunatic. {90945}{91035}He's been locked|in his room all day.|He won't speak to anybody. {91035}{91107}Oh, we do seem|to bring him bad luck,|don't we? {91107}{91250}Bastards!|They've ruined me. Oh, God! {91250}{91377}The bastards have raped me.|God! I'm done for. {91435}{91547}They've got me.|I'm absolutely finished now! {91547}{91657}Look at it all|over this disgusting rag!|The bastards! Oh! {91707}{91777}Filth! Filth! Filth! {91777}{91822}Simon! Calm yourself! {91847}{91885}Calm down, Simon! {92195}{92257}Mr. Baldi.|Yes? {92257}{92352}I represent|Mr. Mortimer Woodson. {92355}{92417}Mr. Woodson is also|Emma MacGovern's nephew {92420}{92510}and is therefore the cousin|of your companion. {92510}{92617}From the glimpses that|I've had of the personality|of Mr. Mougeotte... {92617}{92660}Yeah?|...I would suggest|that producing {92662}{92722}a son and heir might|prove difficult for him. {92722}{92805}So, I'm prepared|to make an offer for you. {92827}{92907}Divide the inheritance. {92907}{92980}I'm not talking about|dividing anything. {92980}{93045}I'm talking about|multiplying. {93047}{93142}Producing a child isn't|such a big problem for Albin,|as you seem to imagine. {93145}{93182}Have a nice evening. {93345}{93382}How's it going?|Enjoying yourself? {93382}{93412}Very much, thank you. {93412}{93455}You like the show?|It's very good. {93647}{93702}There's your future husband. {93920}{93977}The queen. It's him? {93977}{94025}Yes, that's him.|The queen. {94355}{94385}Stop this! {94385}{94435}I'm putting a stop|to all this right now. {94435}{94510}Wanted to get rid of me.|Thought they'd destroy me. {94510}{94610}You're finished.|I'm ready to take on|the lot of you, you hear me? {94610}{94687}I'm not gonna|lie down under this|pile of filth! {94687}{94745}I'm fighting back!|Fighting back! {94747}{94825}I'm closing down|this monstrous haven|of perversion! {94827}{94887}Arrest that man at once. Oh!|Shut up! {94890}{94987}Somebody get the gun|away from him!|Totalist! {94987}{95110}Now listen, you.|We are the Party|of Public Morality. {95110}{95200}The proprietors of|this cesspit of ill fame {95200}{95280}have been trying to ruin|my political career {95282}{95347}and to destroy|my reputation. {95347}{95400}They were successful. {95400}{95470}But by God,|they'll pay. {95472}{95527}And I'll begin with you,|you pervert! {95530}{95565}Renato!|Quickly, get her up! {95565}{95600}Prepare to die! {95777}{95822}Move now. Go on!|Go on! Go on! {95822}{95862}No, no, no, no! {96102}{96182}Let me down.|Oh, do something.|I can't stop! {96222}{96257}And voila! {96375}{96427}For God's sake.|It's too much! {96475}{96537}Oh, do something!|He's a lunatic. Please! {96825}{96927}Brilliant. Bravo! Bravo!|Bravo! Bravo! {96930}{97000}Ladies and gentlemen,|let's welcome|President Charrier, {97002}{97097}who's made a brilliant|debut here tonight and|who I'd now like to invite {97097}{97160}to become an honorary member|of the Cage Aux Folles. {97350}{97385}Up! {97552}{97602}Bravo! Yes! Yes! {97650}{97735}I'll take that, Mr. President.|Thank you. Thank you. {97782}{97812}Bravo!|Bravo! {98082}{98115}What about me? {98567}{98602}How is he, Doctor?|Is he all right? {98605}{98685}Luckily for him,|not one of the bullets|actually penetrated his flesh. {98685}{98752}He was lucky.|His feathers were riddled|with bullets. {98755}{98810}He's calmed down|but I'm afraid he's still|suffering from shock. {98810}{98860}He's got reason to be. {98862}{98930}It's not often|he gets fired at|on opening night. {98930}{98992}It was a very lucky|escape anyway. {98992}{99052}Now, it's my turn|to get fired at. {99055}{99102}I think you'd better go|and see him yourself. {99105}{99175}I'll call again soon.|Bye-bye, Doctor. {99395}{99432}How're you feeling? {99815}{99880}Albin, didn't you|hear my question? {99912}{99960}How're you feeling? {100002}{100037}All right. {100085}{100182}I'm just picking out|the bits of shrapnel. {100185}{100262}Really,|it was a terrible thing|that happened. Horrible. {100265}{100317}But what a triumph,|wasn't it? {100317}{100360}A triumph for me? {100380}{100417}Or for Charrier? {100417}{100515}Oh, for you, of course.|Mind you, Charrier|didn't do too badly. {100515}{100610}That has given me an idea.|Why not include the whole|thing in your act? {100610}{100702}In comes a hunter, bang!|Suddenly he's winged you|like in Swan Lake. {100705}{100737}And you're|signing up Charrier? {100740}{100800}Oh, with blanks in his rifle,|naturally. {100802}{100867}Oh, yes. But why stop|at blank bullets? {100867}{100930}Real bullets are funnier. {100930}{101017}Don't be so melodramatic,|Albin. In the end,|you didn't come to any harm. {101017}{101115}You've got to admit,|the audience loved it. {101115}{101167}Did you ever|fight in a war?|No. {101187}{101212}Hmm. {101232}{101305}Failed the medical? {101305}{101380}Well, I was in|the frontline today. {101380}{101435}I was almost killed|by the enemy. {101480}{101512}I ought to get a medal. {101562}{101612}But instead, {101612}{101667}they applauded my assassin. {101667}{101745}Come on, Albin.|Let's forget about it now.|You're okay, aren't you? {101745}{101780}It's over and done with. {101780}{101827}Stop. Let go of my feet. {101830}{101905}Listen, how's Cindy?|You know, the girl|you're engaged to. {101907}{101980}She's become|a fan of yours now.|I saw her applauding you. {101982}{102015}That's polite of her. {102015}{102062}No, she really meant it.|She's a nice kid. {102062}{102152}I'm only just recovering|after a lunatic makes|an attack on me. {102152}{102235}And now I've got to|face up to marriage. {102237}{102292}And the inheritance. {102295}{102365}And all the rest of it. {102365}{102432}But we haven't talked|about each other.|That's important, too. {102432}{102467}Isn't it? {102485}{102515}Our love. {102540}{102612}Ah, I'm afraid life|isn't all poetry. {102645}{102702}I don't believe it. {102702}{102780}And what have you got|in place of a heart,|monsieur? Hmm? {102812}{102842}A pocket calculator? {102842}{102885}Albin. {102887}{102952}Hold your tongue.|Don't say a word.|But, Albin. {102955}{103015}Silence.|But I haven't|said anything. {103015}{103107}But you were just about to.|I could sense it. Leave me. {103162}{103205}I go to my destiny. {103230}{103267}Don't follow me. {103267}{103332}I haven't|moved a muscle.|I know. {103332}{103385}I could tell|you were about|to spring after me. {103387}{103440}Adie Renato. {103440}{103485}It's over. {103642}{103667}Bitch! {103757}{103835}I'm gonna|burst into tears.|I can't help it. {103837}{103882}I'm gonna burst into tears. {104047}{104117}I believed everything|he told me. {104120}{104160}I was such a fool. {104237}{104340}Then...|Then I found out|he was married. {104395}{104440}That's why I left him. {104497}{104540}You loved him? {104607}{104657}Maybe you still love him. {104770}{104807}No. {104882}{104922}I don't think so. {104967}{105032}I don't know. Maybe. {105320}{105370}It's getting cold here. {105392}{105437}Have this.|Thanks. {105562}{105632}I'm definitely not married.|I swear it. {105647}{105685}I am, almost. {105742}{105792}I'm expecting a baby. {105792}{105860}I want to have it.|But it must have a father. {105985}{106030}This isn't a very|lucky trip for me. {106032}{106100}As soon as I get here,|I fall for you. {106100}{106160}And the affair's|already over. {106610}{106710}No. No,|it's impossible. {106710}{106810}But when can I see you?|Please let me see you again. {106810}{106862}It's too complicated. {108220}{108267}They're all monsters. {108295}{108337}Monstrous egotists. {108375}{108422}Men are all the same. {108425}{108467}Mmm. {108467}{108572}We're just young|and innocent. {108575}{108620}And they take|advantage of it. {108685}{108760}My God, I've really|been so blind about him. {108762}{108810}He used to say, {108810}{108872}"I have to go to work now,|my darling." {108872}{108917}And he was really|going back to his wife. {108917}{108965}A whole year|he strung me along|like that. {108967}{109042}Thirty years, me.|Thirty. {109045}{109162}And all the while thinking|that the man who lived|with me loved me. {109200}{109292}All the while thinking|that our life together|was a romance. {109317}{109357}A love story. {109395}{109442}And now I discover that {109475}{109527}it was all just|a question of cash. {109565}{109612}Oh, I loved that man so. {109627}{109675}Excuse me. {109740}{109827}Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.|You see, there was {109862}{109910}so much love.|Shh. {109910}{110000}So much love.|Excuse me. {110002}{110117}Don't cry.|You must stop or|you'll make me cry, too. {110117}{110175}What's to become of me now? {110177}{110260}And me.|What's to become of me? {110262}{110340}It's impossible for me|to live with a man again. {110340}{110415}I couldn't either. {110415}{110490}Maybe we should get married,|the two of us. {110490}{110547}It's not such a bad idea. {110550}{110592}Okay.|Yeah. {110650}{110695}It'll work out fine. {111252}{111305}Thank you for|walking me home, Cindy. {111305}{111350}It's so frightening|these days. {111352}{111417}All these drug-crazed|sailors and so on. {111417}{111475}Good night, Albin.|Sleep well. {111497}{111522}Oh. {111567}{111622}I can't face going in|by myself. {111662}{111720}I don't want to see him. {111720}{111765}Or talk to him. {111790}{111842}Come in with me. {111845}{111895}But, no, I shouldn't.|Oh, do. {111925}{111962}I'm harmless. {112215}{112270}What did I tell you? {112272}{112342}Hasn't waited up for me,|you see? {112345}{112385}He's snoring. {112420}{112472}In bed asleep. {112475}{112520}He doesn't care. {112717}{112792}I could be anywhere|and he's gone to bed. {112822}{112897}He doesn't care|what happens to me. {112897}{112977}Don't get worked up|about it now, Albin.|Go to bed, it's late. {113242}{113337}Oh, in the old days,|he would have gone|to every police station. {113392}{113432}I'll help you|take off your makeup. {113432}{113502}No, it's too much trouble.|Getting it off|is so complicated. {113505}{113542}It's too much for me|at the moment. {113545}{113615}Oh, no, no.|I use number three,|sweetheart. {113615}{113692}Oh, he would have|phoned the police,|the fire department. {113692}{113752}He wouldn't have|stopped looking for me|until I was safe. {113755}{113790}Wouldn't have stopped. {113790}{113852}Oh, thank you, sweetie.|Oh. {113855}{113940}My God.|I look like a zombie. {113940}{113990}Oh, la, la, la. {113990}{114055}Oh, I'm completely|past the point when|cleansing cream's any use. {114055}{114102}Just hose me down, dear. {114195}{114250}Being a couple is going|to be very useful. {114250}{114325}We can help each other|with our makeup. {114325}{114352}I can wear your clothes. {114355}{114420}But I don't think|we take the same size. {114420}{114567}Oh, practically.|I'm probably a bit slimmer|but I can take them in, dear. {114567}{114615}Those eyelashes.|Are you wearing them in bed? {114617}{114697}Oh, no, no. No.|I don't wear them in bed. {114697}{114725}Oh, no. {114750}{114800}Well, hardly ever. {114867}{114930}You go and get undressed.|I won't look at you. {115967}{116007}I'm ready. {116495}{116532}What should I do tomorrow? {116560}{116607}Talk to him or ignore him? {116670}{116720}Decide tomorrow, huh?|Hmm. {116735}{116780}Good night, Albin. {116795}{116825}Sleep well. {117070}{117120}I like you very much, Cindy. {117450}{117530}Cindy,|what brings you here? {117530}{117582}Can't I spend time|with my future husband? {117847}{117880}Bon appetit, Mr. Renato. {117880}{117907}Thank you. {117982}{118017}Good morning. {118072}{118130}Good morning, Albin. {118130}{118175}I didn't hear you|come in last night. {118237}{118317}But I did happen to|see Cindy leaving your|room this morning, {118337}{118372}at daybreak. {118445}{118507}You've been trying to|make a man out of me, {118510}{118580}you've succeeded. {118582}{118660}You wanted a marriage,|well, you're gonna have one. {118725}{118807}But you're gonna|get a few surprises. {118810}{118847}For example? {118847}{118877}Oh, well... {118877}{118930}Don't expect to be|invited over to stay. {118932}{119012}Look, man, if you know|what's good for you, {119012}{119060}don't show your face|in Scotland. {119102}{119147}That's all I have to say. {119147}{119197}Now it's my turn, Albin. {119200}{119252}So, after everything|I have done for you,|you're throwing me over, {119252}{119310}now that you haven't|any more use for me,|that's it, huh? {119310}{119405}Oh, I am not going to try|and cling on to you|or anything like that. {119407}{119450}But you'll miss me. {119450}{119510}You're going to miss me,|I can tell you that. {119510}{119585}Your creation has|cast off his bonds, {119585}{119647}Dr. Frankenstein. {119715}{119785}Albin! Albin!|Wait a minute. {119787}{119820}Where on Earth are|you going to now? {119820}{119860}I am going to|do some shopping. {119860}{119910}Shopping? But we|don't need anything.|We've got everything. {119910}{119957}It's not for|anything domestic. {119960}{120012}I have to get things|for the baby, now, don't I? {120012}{120062}Oh, what're you|doing over there? {120062}{120135}You needn't rock it.|There isn't a baby|inside, is there? {120135}{120197}There isn't a baby?|Then why buy all this stuff? {120200}{120252}You have eight months|to worry about|all this, haven't you? {120252}{120297}Oh, go away then.|All right, all right,|I am going outside. {120297}{120347}I can't stand|any more of this.|Look after the baby carriage. {120350}{120400}Get out, let me|finish my shopping. {120402}{120437}I haven't got|the diapers, have I? {120440}{120535}Tell me, darling, do you|have those, you know,|little panties, {120535}{120577}elastic bottoms,|leak-proof, naturally. {120577}{120680}And then, could you show me,|if it's at all possible, your|range of maternity dresses? {120682}{120752}What size, sir?|Oh, my size, of course. {120755}{120810}I'll see if I can find|some for you, sir.|You can see me, can't you? {120810}{120847}Size. {120847}{120930}Oh, cheri, she asked me|what size I am.|Yes, I'm nearly finished. {120997}{121065}Look, the whole thing's gone|far enough now. Get over here|now, on the pavement. {121065}{121107}On the pavement?|Yes, yes, I've got it. {121107}{121182}Up, up!|Yes, all right,|I've got it. I've got it. {121182}{121227}First it was|the Scottish incident... {121227}{121265}Oh, stop going on|about it all the time. {121265}{121312}All right, I've had|enough, I am leaving.|All right, go. {121312}{121362}Goodbye.|Leave me, I don't care. {121837}{121937}Mr. Baldi,|won't you join me? {121937}{122012}Make it brief, I don't|have much time. I am|very busy at the moment. {122062}{122097}I'll be brief then. {122097}{122150}Tell Albin to let Cindy|off the hook. {122150}{122200}And why should he|do that? {122202}{122230}Because she wants|to marry me. {122232}{122327}I am sorry, but,|well, she really seems|to like Albin. {122327}{122377}It's much simpler|if you find someone else. {122380}{122455}It shouldn't be difficult|for you to find an expectant|mother somewhere {122457}{122510}who'd like to be a duchess. {122510}{122587}And it doesn't really|matter to Albin who it is. {122590}{122665}Listen, can't you?|All I want is to marry Cindy.|I don't want the money. {122667}{122732}Very touching.|But it makes no difference. {122732}{122785}He's going ahead|with the marriage|to spite me. {122785}{122817}I know he is. {122820}{122905}At the moment he is|quite capable of seeing|it through to the end. {123082}{123175}Oh, Cindy, hello,|my darling. {123175}{123252}I am knitting|a little sweater|for you-know-who. {123252}{123352}I sent off for some|Scottish wool, too, and I'll|make a little tartan hat. {123352}{123387}You know, with|the pom-pom on it? {123390}{123430}Is there something|the matter, darling? {123432}{123475}I don't want to get|married, Albin. {123477}{123527}Oh, that's rather unfair. {123527}{123587}You can't abandon me|with a child to look after. {123590}{123665}It's because of Mortimer,|your cousin.|Mortimer? {123665}{123717}But this has nothing|to do with Mortimer. {123717}{123802}I think that I have|fallen in love with him. {123805}{123855}Oh, it couldn't have|happened at a worse time. {123857}{123910}Now I have really|spoiled everything|for you. {123980}{124060}I've pricked myself.|Really, I'm out of practice. {124060}{124160}But I have been practicing|with the bottle.|There, gently does it. {124160}{124235}Oh, come along,|don't look so sad, Cindy.|Hmm? {124235}{124302}There's your dress to order,|the guests to invite. {124305}{124387}You'll see, we won't regret|getting married. Hmm? {124390}{124425}Oh, that's the way.|I've got it. {124427}{124492}Look, oh, Renato, look.|You want to taste it, dear? {124492}{124525}See, see how I do it? {124555}{124627}It's really hot, isn't it?|Oh, God. {124962}{124992}Where are you going? {125077}{125115}You've won, haven't you? {125115}{125177}You have my best|wishes for the future. {125177}{125212}I won't bother you again. {125260}{125287}Adieu. {125455}{125502}What day is it?|Monday. {125502}{125540}Oh, my God, the train. {125542}{125585}Jacob, Jacob, quick!|Mister? {125585}{125640}Call me a taxi.|Here, hold the baby bottle. {125640}{125715}Oh, my God!|I knew that's what|he was going to do. {126817}{126857}Oh, this is nice. {126857}{126892}What a beautiful day. {126970}{127032}I want to die alone, Albin. {127035}{127085}I think I deserve that|at least? {127085}{127130}Hmm... {127130}{127227}I've been lying on these rails|for 20 years on and off, and I|have never actually done it. {127227}{127292}So, I'm afraid, I'm|not impressed, my dear. {127292}{127412}You're mistaken, Albin,|I am not moving until|the train has passed. {127415}{127480}I have decided I don't|want to live anymore. {127482}{127592}At last I have realized|you are the only person|I care for, {127592}{127682}so if I am going to have to|lose you, there's no point in|my going on living. {127682}{127752}There you are,|I am better off dead. {127767}{127817}Adieu. {127817}{127885}Put a few of your wedding|flowers on my tomb. {127885}{127960}Oh, you really|feel that way? {127960}{128012}Oh, now I'm happy. {128012}{128067}Oh, you feel that way|about me. {128140}{128177}What're you doing? {128177}{128215}I want to die with you. {128352}{128407}Oh, that is comfortable. {128407}{128495}I can see it now.|In the end, you're right,|you know. {128497}{128537}It's the only thing|left for us to do. {128537}{128567}Isn't that the train? {128570}{128632}Oh, yes, right on time,|as usual. {128632}{128662}Albin. {128665}{128740}Look, isn't it just|a little bit absurd to|do this at our age? {128740}{128820}You and me, playing|Romeo and Juliet? {128820}{128882}Can we change pillows, dear?|This one's too hard. {128882}{128957}Oh, forget about the pillow.|We have to talk|seriously, Albin. {128957}{128987}Albin.|Yes? {128987}{129030}If you promise not|to get married, {129030}{129112}then I'll forget about|the whole damn thing,|I swear it. {129112}{129155}Give me your hand,|Renato. {129157}{129215}It's how it should be,|your hand in mine. {129245}{129285}As the train cuts us|in two. {129285}{129325}Oh, come on, I have|had enough of this. {129325}{129420}You think I am really going|to lie there till the train|cuts me into little pieces? {129420}{129467}Ah, all a trick,|wasn't it? {129470}{129505}Well, monsieur,|the game's up for you. {129507}{129607}Now, you pay attention to|what I say. I am getting|married, come what may. {129607}{129660}And if you want anything|from my aunt's legacy, {129660}{129705}you'll be witnesses|at the wedding. {129707}{129742}Mortimer and you. {129810}{129865}Shut up!|Shut up yourself. {130487}{130517}Where is the bridegroom? {130517}{130565}He must have got|delayed somewhere. {130745}{130792}We've got three other|weddings this afternoon. {130792}{130840}I am afraid if he's not|here in five minutes, {130840}{130895}I'm sorry, I'll have to go|on to the next one. {130895}{130920}He's coming. {131345}{131387}Oh, it's out|of this world. {131447}{131555}Darling, it's moi! {131557}{131605}At the last moment,|I couldn't resist it. {131607}{131697}I mean, I have always|wanted the chance to|wear white nuptials. {131700}{131775}Most amusing, yes,|but where is the|bridegroom then? {131775}{131870}Oh, silly man, nobody|is getting married. {131872}{131915}There's no wedding.|It's all off now. {131917}{131965}There's nothing at all. {131965}{132010}Just us. Hmm? {132065}{132112}And what do I do|after all this? {132112}{132155}I've got|the perfect solution. {132197}{132250}Listen, young man,|you still want to|marry Cindy? {132250}{132315}Yes, I do.|Then I'll put this|proposal to you. {132317}{132390}Albin will renounce|all claim on the Scottish|will, all right? {132390}{132447}And according to the will,|that makes you the|sole beneficiary {132447}{132522}of your aunt's estate.|You can split it 50-50|with us, {132522}{132575}provided that|you marry Cindy. {132575}{132645}Uh, sure, sure,|I'll do it. {132645}{132732}The name of the bridegroom's|been altered, but you can have|your wedding after all. {132732}{132760}Then let's begin. {132915}{132990}You've solved everything.|Oh, you constantly|amaze me, dear. {132990}{133050}Brilliant, but rather|naughty as usual. {133050}{133112}Oh, what a wicked thing|you are. You're a devil. {133115}{133175}A proper devil|with horns on. {133177}{133207}Oh, he's wonderful. {133207}{133270}Listen, Monsieur Mayor,|we're going to leave now. {133272}{133312}Off on our honeymoon. {133315}{133375}Where shall it be?|Venice or the Himalayas? {133377}{133415}Oh, smile now. {133415}{133467}Why don't you|pop the question to me?|Which one? {133470}{133517}Oh, as if I was|a blushing young thing. {133517}{133597}"Mademoisel Zaza,|I request your hand|in marriage." {133600}{133632}Oh, I can't. {133632}{133675}Mademoiselle, I hereby|request your hand|in marriage. {133675}{133702}Oh, willingly. {133702}{133757}Bravo, mister. Bravo. {133837}{133932}Now it's up to me {133952}{134087}To make my world a happy one {134122}{134237}Set my feelings free {134237}{134390}To let the sun shine in {134390}{134540}Too late now to turn around {134540}{134687}To let the shadows|bring me down {134687}{134802}I've got to try|and if I fall {134805}{134942}I'll fall|and I will rise again {134972}{135092}Set my feelings free {135092}{135262}I know that all I need to do {135265}{135377}Somehow will be done {135377}{135517}'Cause it is done for you {135520}{135665}Can't make believe|I'm someone else {135667}{135835}I know it's up to me {136597}{136747}Too late now to turn around {136747}{136892}I know the way I want to be {136892}{137015}I see the life|I want to lead {137015}{137095}I know the one I want 79903