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- I'm telling you,
It's a fantastic product.
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I'd have my own granddad
Invested...
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If he was still alive,
Poor guy.
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- he's in a better place.
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There is no
Better place to be
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Than our high yield
Development loans.
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The best part is,
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You're not investing
In some mall.
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You are helping the people
Of nickerson, kansas
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Build themselves a church.
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- tell him, john.
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- no! We're decided.
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- with these bonds,
I can lock you in
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At 10% a year.
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In this market, the big man
Himself can't beat that.
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But don't thank him for
A lower capital gains rate.
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That's the work of my man
Right there.
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- well, like I said,
We're decided.
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Here you go, son.
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20 years of savings
Right there.
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- that's great.
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The best part is,
With cash,
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I can get you invested
Today.
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Folks...
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You won't be sorry.
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- ronnie.
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- hey.
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Whoa.
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Here's the richmond's
30 grand for the boys.
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Plus five for you
And five for me.
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- they know.
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- the boys know
We've been skimming.
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Christ, what
Are we gonna do?
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What are we gonna do?
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These people are mobsters.
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They'll kill us.
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I gotta go.
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- f.B.I., put your hands up!
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Any of you guys got aaa?
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You're makin' that face.
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- it's this clown.
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Ronnie dalembert.
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- ah, the affinity scammer.
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- sells good samaritans
On phony bonds
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To build imaginary churches.
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I don't even like church,
I hate this guy.
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Con men are the worst.
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- they're great on the stand.
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Blend in anywhere.
They play ball.
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- that's what they
Want you to think.
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- maintaining such a dim
View of humanity--
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Isn't it exhausting?
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- that's why they make
Energy drinks.
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Look, marshall, we hide
Murderers, smugglers,
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Every crayon in
The wise guy wannabe box.
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But...Con men.
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They don't just
Take your money,
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They rob you
Of your dignity.
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They leave you poor,
Wide-eyed,
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And stupid
On the side of the road.
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And if you think there's
A chance in hell
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This son of a bitch could
Up and whistle a different tune,
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I got a seaside condo in beirut
I'd like to tell you about.
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- maybe lay off
The energy drinks.
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- hey, you love this guy
So much, he's all yours.
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And, in advance,
I told you so.
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- I'm sure you have
1,000 questions.
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- no, no, no.
I'm all good.
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- you've read the document
In full?
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- don't need to.
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- because if you're
At all hazy
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On any of the details
Of this agreement,
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And you go off
The reservation,
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You'll be out like
Madras pants.
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- I'm all good.
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I mean, new name,
No medical records.
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No credit. Yeah.
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I've done that before.
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Didn't even need
The fakin' my death
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Two-day head start
This time.
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Just gotta get a job.
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Get that cash flowin' again.
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But that's no sweat, 'cause
I got a killer work ethic.
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Ask around.
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- we'd check your references,
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But a majority of them
Are deceased.
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- look, I'm testifying
Against a bunch of guys
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Who have stolen
A hell of a lot more than me.
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Guys who will kill me.
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You think I wanna
Screw this up?
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But yeah,
So I stole some dough.
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But I am not
In their class.
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And I'm working
With you guys now.
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You know, the good guys.
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- a notable exception being
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That you prey
On charitable christians.
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How you guys sleep at night,
I'll never get it.
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- I've always been
A great sleeper.
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- just sign the thing.
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- evolution does funny,
Funky things,
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Inventing defense mechanisms
So complex
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They work just on
Element of surprise.
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Case study: when I was seven,
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Scott halley and I caught
A lizard in his backyard.
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Hey, stan.
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- burger king.
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- well, grab me a whopper jr.,
No pickles.
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Don't forget your mitt.
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"A," get your own whopper.
"B," I don't own a mitt.
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Which follows since, see,
I don't play softball.
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- mary, it's marshals
Versus p.D.
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- I'm not a team player, stan.
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And that's a direct quote
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From last year's performance
Appraisal.
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Besides, my saturdays
Are sacred.
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- it's a recent development.
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Look, team sports with coworkers
Isn't fun, it's work.
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And I don't work on my one
Special, blessed day.
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Good-bye, stan.
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The lizard got scared,
Shed its tail in scott's hand.
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He started crying.
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His dad said the tail
Would grow back.
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Blew our minds.
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We never found it so we never
Witnessed his resurrection.
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Then, scott's parents split,
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And he moved with his mom
To sarasota.
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Point is, to survive
Is to let go...
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Of old habits, big pieces
Of yourself.
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But phantoms remain.
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Some will scar over.
It ain't pretty.
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But what is,
If you look close enough?
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Brandi, I'm late.
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- I've got a surprise.
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- yeah, and you know
How much I love those.
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It's mark.
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- mark--he's in town,
And he wants to see you.
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- mark...
That mark?
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- yes, your ex-husband mark.
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- don't say ex-husband.
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We were married
For less than a week,
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20 years ago.
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- okay, well, unlike you,
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I am still facebook friends
With people back in jersey.
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And I was chatting
Tina pasquale.
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- tina pasquale heard
About the internet?
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- tina says mark's
Really evolved.
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- yeah, so's the taliban.
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Look, tina, by the way--
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- married the p.E. Teacher,
I know, I know.
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His status updates
Are hilarious.
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- see, this is why
I'm not on facebook.
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And by the way,
Just because he's in town
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Doesn't mean I need to lay
Eyes on my--
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And I'm only saying it
Because you did--
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Ex-husband.
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Mark.
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- hey.
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- since 1970,
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The federal
Witness protection program
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Has relocated
Thousands of witnesses,
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Some criminal, some not,
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To neighborhoods
All across the country.
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Every one of those individuals
Shares a unique attribute
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Distinguishing them
From the rest
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Of the general population.
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And that is,
Somebody wants them dead.
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- wow.
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Blazer and a blackberry.
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What, are you
Playing dress
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- heh, well, I knew
I was gonna see you.
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Blackberry's fake.
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He owns his own business.
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- let me guess--
Ticket scalping.
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Silent partner in an otb.
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- actually, it's something
A lot more exciting.
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I'm in the heating
And ventilation game.
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- so if you have any problems
With your pipes,
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I can go get my tool belt.
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What, you're not buying?
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- buy the tool part.
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So, what are you
Doing here anyway?
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- uh, he's in town
For the h-vac convention.
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- this year's all about
Chilled beam...Technology.
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Really?
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- yeah.
- listen, if you want,
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I can, you know,
Pull some strings,
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See if I can get you
Some tickets.
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Just say the word.
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Yeah.
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So this seems kind of, um...
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Stalkery.
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- no! Your sister set it up.
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Blame social networking.
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- I'd love to,
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But I'd really just
Rather blame my sister.
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- you haven't aged at all.
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You haven't aged a day.
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All right, maybe
A couple months.
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- uh-huh.
- maybe.
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Seriously, you look
Unbelievable.
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- right. Well,
We both look unbelievable.
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Social conventions.
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Listen, I've got
This thing across town, so...
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- yeah, right.
Brandi said you were a marshal?
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- she's pretty important.
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- too important
To have dinner with me?
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For old times' sake.
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- yeah, I wouldn't
Sell old times.
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- mary, play nice.
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- okay, listen,
What's gonna get you
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Out of my house the fastest?
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Fine, dinner. Yes.
- yes!
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- I make it a point never
To sell past the sale.
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This is me leaving.
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- right.
- bye.
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Both: bye.
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- oh, my god.
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How sweet is he?
- oh, my god.
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- I mean, 20 years later,
He's still totally on fire.
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- brandi, I think it's great
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You're getting
Your life together.
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Your bra is completely
Showing, by the way.
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But I don't need
Your charity.
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Okay, don't fix me up.
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Not with the most recent guy
You just suckered
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Into buying a convertible.
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Not with some club foot
Divorcee
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From peter's synagogue.
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- he has a shoe
That fixes it.
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- and certainly not
With my ex
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- oh, now he's
Your ex-husband.
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Yeah, okay.
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Are you going to work?
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It's saturday!
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- good morning.
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- mmm, very good morning.
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- you southern methodists
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Must do something
About your p.R.
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People have got
The wrong idea.
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Where are you going?
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I thought we could take
A couple showers,
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Tandem-style.
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- oh, and while it pains me
To decline
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Your generous offer,
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It's the last day
Of the rare book show,
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And I've had a first edition
Of elmer gantry
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On reserve for 36 hours.
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- ohh! If I wasn't
Turned on before.
249
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Also, I've got to get home
To change.
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- things are going
Good for us.
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Isn't it time you started
Keeping some of your stuff here?
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- oh, boy.
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- even, and I hope this
Isn't too forward,
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But...
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I got you a lock box.
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It's fitted out for
A glock 23.
257
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,896
There's room
For your tac light too.
258
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:03,931
- it's...Beautiful.
259
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:04,965
Here's the thing.
260
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:13,741
- many guys
Are commitment-phobic.
261
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,909
I, on the other hand,
Have been accused
262
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,978
Of virulent
Commitment-philia.
263
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,280
- and the lock box is a sign
264
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,115
That I'm
A commitment-phile too.
265
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,450
- today, it's a lock box.
266
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,119
Tomorrow, we're fighting
Over paint chips
267
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,454
And planning
Our christmas card.
268
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,289
- it's april.
269
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:32,059
I've been known
To april christmas shop.
270
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,062
Look, I don't wanna
Ruin this.
271
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,130
We need to take things slowly.
272
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,232
Just till we know it's real.
273
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,902
Can you do slow?
274
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,237
- I can try.
275
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,906
Can you?
276
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,443
- I'm actually not sure.
277
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,362
- whoa.
278
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,363
Mary.
279
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,299
Long time, no see.
280
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,867
- six months, three weeks,
Two days.
281
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,202
But who's counting?
282
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,538
- you are looking so...
Centered.
283
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,540
- christ.
284
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,975
Can we talk?
285
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:22,976
Privately.
286
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,878
- yeah.
287
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,114
Um, pete, I'm gonna
Catch up with an old friend.
288
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,548
I'll be in the back
If you need me.
289
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,984
Gosh. Mary shepherd.
290
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,120
Follow me.
291
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,355
Welcome.
292
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,425
Wow.
293
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,360
This this all yours, huh?
294
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,095
- yeah.
- hate to admit it, ronnie,
295
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,330
But looks like you
Might have actually
296
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,799
Turned into a decent guy.
297
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:49,803
I think my girl
Danica would agree.
298
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,072
Hm. You know,
I just wish
299
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,041
All your other witnesses
300
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,977
Could channel
The amazing energy out here.
301
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,946
It's the negative ions.
302
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,181
They increase the flow of oxygen
To your brain.
303
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,582
It's...
304
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,085
- ions. Right.
305
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,287
Well, the shop
Sure looks busy.
306
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,856
- I'm killing it.
307
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,123
Had to hire two new
Part-timers last month.
308
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,025
- wow. Good for you.
309
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:15,362
So...Anything else
I need to know?
310
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,530
Really?
311
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,967
Are we?
312
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,569
Is all this knowable?
313
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:26,139
- so true.
314
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,340
All right, then,
This officially concludes
315
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,142
Our surprise
Witsec inspection.
316
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,179
See you soon.
317
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,896
- broseph!
318
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,998
Great to see you.
319
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,467
Ha!
Hey, love that tie.
320
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,103
- oh, it's an 80%-20%
Silk-cashmere blend.
321
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,338
- so dope!
322
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,240
So...Have you, uh,
323
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,908
Given any thought
To our discussion?
324
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,610
- I did, um, a number
Of analysts said
325
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,379
You can't get
1% a month right now.
326
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,316
Love it.
327
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,286
- it's all about leveraging
The carry trade.
328
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,989
We buy government-backed
Mortgage securities
329
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,523
Yielding 6%.
330
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,193
Thanks to allied reliant's
Unique relationship
331
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,461
With the bank of japan,
332
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,363
We pledge those bonds
As collateral
333
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,598
To borrow at 0%.
334
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,200
Easy-peasy.
335
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,702
- I think I'm ready to invest.
336
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,971
- great.
337
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,139
'cause, with cash,
338
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,642
I can get you invested
Today.
339
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,111
You won't be sorry.
340
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,413
- sorry is the last thing
I'll be.
341
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,482
- you know...
I been pickin' up
342
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,417
A lot of negative ions
In here.
343
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,152
Or are those positive ions?
344
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,221
- he's--
- yes, he is.
345
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,489
You mind taking a walk?
346
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,957
- wait, I was
Under investigation?
347
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,292
- sure looks that way.
348
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,459
- not yet.
349
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,727
I'd ask you for the details,
350
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,162
But you'll only
Have to repeat them
351
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,630
For the sec--
That'll be fun.
352
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,132
Nice work, noob.
353
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,067
Best saturday
I've had in years.
354
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,737
By the way, I've been
On to you for a while.
355
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,307
- freeze! F.B.I.!
Don't move!
356
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,509
- don't move!
Get your hands up!
357
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,411
- I'm a u.S. Marshal,
You idiots!
358
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,446
- someone should have
Called ahead.
359
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,480
Heh.
360
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,092
- I thought I'd surprise him.
361
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,293
- certainly surprised
The f.B.I.,
362
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,661
Not to mention your partner,
363
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,595
Whose witness this is.
How's it goin'?
364
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,663
- ladies, how about
A couple back slaps,
365
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,032
A little "Nice work"?
366
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,433
The scumbag
Is scamming again.
367
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,534
I mean, the fact that the f.B.I.
Was onto him too
368
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,735
Is beside the point.
369
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,137
In fact, no, actually,
It is the point.
370
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,338
You have no point.
371
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,040
- I have a point.
I was right!
372
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,374
- all right, all right.
That's enough.
373
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,343
I am operating an office
With many masters, mary.
374
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,045
It's hard, okay?
It's hard. I got a hard job!
375
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,679
And I authorize you
To investigate a witness--
376
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,481
- my witness.
377
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,216
If you got some kind of hang-up
About con men--
378
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,784
- which she does.
- stan, I was doing my job.
379
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,586
- your job is
To make my job easier.
380
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,055
You had dirt on ronnie,
You should have told me.
381
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,556
- chief mcqueen.
382
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,458
Dana taylor from financial
Crimes is on the phone.
383
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,792
Wants a sit- down
At her office.
384
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,361
- ronnie mcintire
Is a protected witness.
385
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,729
You tell her our witness,
Our turf.
386
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,199
I'll tell her myself.
387
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,069
- man...It was gonna be
Such a good day.
388
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,304
Bust a bad guy,
Watch some crappy tv.
389
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,505
Curl up in bed
With a box of wine.
390
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,740
Now...This is all
Screwed up,
391
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,542
And I got a date with
My ex-husband.
392
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,279
- oh, yeah.
393
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,314
I was married for five days
When I was 17.
394
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,715
- it was no big deal.
395
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,250
We were young and stupid.
396
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,052
Well, we were young
And he was stupid.
397
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:02,322
Anyway, he's in town for
An air conditioning convention.
398
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,625
Wow, there is no way
To make that sound sexy.
399
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,460
Whatever, we'll probably
Just go to zinc,
400
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,761
Drink too much,
And get in a fight, you know,
401
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,297
For old times' sake.
402
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,832
You have an ex-husband.
403
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,467
- you know me.
I don't like to brag.
404
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,739
- unbelievable.
405
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,775
- so you just blew up
A six-month operation.
406
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,245
Thousands of man hours gone
407
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,747
With no actionable
Intelligence to show for it.
408
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,250
- f.B.I. Should be used
To a lack of intelligence.
409
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,651
And for the record, you got
In the way of my investigation.
410
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,120
Ronnie mcintire
Isn't ronne mcintire,
411
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,587
He's my witness.
412
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,189
Actually, he's
My partner's witness,
413
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,290
But just so we're
On the same page here,
414
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:38,691
We're his witsec inspectors.
415
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,460
- I'm actually with fugitive
Investigations.
416
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,794
- shut it, eberhardt.
417
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,396
- it's a silent "T,"
"Eberhard."
418
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,731
- so that's why ronnie
Doesn't exist...
419
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,299
- before 2009.
420
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,467
What do you think
Was going on here, dana?
421
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,469
- con men.
False identity.
422
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,603
We see it all the time.
423
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,205
The ironic twist here is--
424
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,773
I think I'm using
The word correctly--
425
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,608
Is you guys
Helped him create it.
426
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,444
- yeah, because you guys
In the windbreakers
427
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,778
Already busted him
In nevada,
428
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,713
And he testified
In a trial last year.
429
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,882
It's called--gosh, I hope
I'm using the term correctly--
430
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,883
Witness protection.
431
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,685
- so your little sting--
432
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,220
What was that supposed
To accomplish?
433
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,321
- I was gonna bounce him
Out of the program,
434
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,356
Turn him over to the sec.
435
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,857
- you mean the sec,
436
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,492
Cftc, and irs?
437
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,261
This fund he hooked into
Is huge.
438
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,528
Way bigger than your guy.
439
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,230
We should have
Coordinated, stan.
440
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,698
- witness protection's
A classified program.
441
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,533
And your investigation
Was a secret.
442
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,768
Just paint me a picture of how
That would have gone down.
443
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,902
- all right, all right.
444
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,771
Look, what happened, happened.
445
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,639
Bottom line is u.S. Attorney's
Hip-deep in this case.
446
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,376
So let's just bury the hatchet
And grab a mop.
447
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,514
- you realize you're not
Just out of the program, right?
448
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,748
You're on a bullet train
To making
449
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,384
A whole lot
Of new friends in prison
450
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,253
For what sounds like
A hilariously long time.
451
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,621
- I don't see that happening.
452
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,890
As usual, you guys
Got this all bunched up.
453
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,426
Look, forget
The carry trade fund.
454
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,228
You're missing
The big picture.
455
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,629
- marshall, carry trade,
50 words or less.
456
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,231
- it's all based on libor.
457
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,266
The london interbank
Offering rate.
458
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,567
I'll send you some websites.
- I shouldn't have asked.
459
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,804
That's my fault.
- big picture, gang.
460
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,207
You let me cooperate,
461
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,242
I deliver you
You julian conran.
462
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,811
- please.
No way julian conran's
463
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,746
Involved in some
Two-bit scam.
464
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:10,517
- right. Except
This two-bit scam
465
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,286
Is not what
It appears to be.
466
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,555
And I know where
The money's going.
467
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,856
It's guns.
468
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,192
This isn't about
Robbing people.
469
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:22,595
It's about funding
Julian conran's arms business.
470
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,797
The fund buys guns.
471
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,933
That money
Needs to be cleaned.
472
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,669
And it all flows through
Allied reliant.
473
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:34,241
Look, I am gonna build
You guys a case so airtight,
474
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,309
It would make noah jealous.
475
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,945
Noah, he built an ark.
476
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:42,349
Yeah. Course,
That means you need to drop
477
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,851
All charges against me.
478
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,819
I love it.
479
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,755
- if you testify against
Julian conran
480
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,257
And allied reliant--
481
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,325
- yeah.
- no.
482
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,993
No! No! No!
483
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,762
We're not giving this weasel
Another bite at the apple.
484
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:56,763
Do we even do that?
485
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,899
Stan, I'm gonna
Steal a desk,
486
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,734
Loop in the attorney general's
Office.
487
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,836
- you gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
488
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,538
This guy, this parasite,
Goes right back
489
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,240
To running another scam,
Gets caught by us,
490
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,708
And now we're gonna what?
491
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,511
- think of it less
As parasitic than symbiotic.
492
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,513
It's a win-win.
- win-win.
493
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,348
- that's how you're
Gonna sell this?
494
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,749
- we clear this with
The attorney general's office.
495
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,750
Odds are, you'll maintain
Your status
496
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,018
In the program,
497
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,653
And you'll be relocated
Once again.
498
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,389
About that...
- look...
499
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,624
We bring these guys down,
500
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,759
I am gonna be the most
Valuable witness
501
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,628
The marshal service
Has ever seen.
502
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,632
And I'm not waking up
In albuquerque.
503
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,635
More platinum plus relocation.
504
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,470
Now, we're gonna
Need to get creative.
505
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,439
Oceanfront steez.
506
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,007
- you realize
That this is a scam, right?
507
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,909
This is, right now.
- we'll know more tomorrow.
508
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,877
For now, if you can just go grab
His w.C. File, please.
509
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,613
- sure, no problem.
Anything else?
510
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,780
Want a cocktail?
- yeah.
511
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,048
- the sooner you get on board,
512
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,784
The sooner we get him
Out of our hair.
513
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,420
- I miss you already.
514
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,897
- seriously, take it down
A notch.
515
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,533
Give yourself a blemish.
516
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,568
I'm only one man.
You look unbelievable.
517
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,703
Your one line?
518
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,004
- I'm pacing myself.
519
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,673
I'm on a one-adjective-
A-week plan.
520
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,675
- I see.
521
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,310
- whoa!
522
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,645
You like it here?
523
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,480
I thought you said
It was too...Something.
524
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,915
You must be mark.
I'm marhsall, mary's partner.
525
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,951
This is abigail.
- I'm the girlfriend.
526
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,553
- hey, mark, mary.
527
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,687
- uh-huh.
528
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,958
- hey, fun idea.
529
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,426
Let me see if they
Have a table for four.
530
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,462
- that is fun.
I'll supervise.
531
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,432
Is this 'cause I put
Your cell phone in jell
532
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,933
- this is because,
Once upon a time,
533
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,603
You got to grill my dad
On my youthful indiscretions.
534
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,937
And you know what they say
About payback.
535
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,073
Hi. Do you have
A table for four?
536
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,376
- it was only
A carton of cigarettes!
537
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,377
- you didn't know
They were stolen?
538
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,878
- she figured it out.
539
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,546
- yeah, when the police kicked
The motel door in.
540
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,348
- it was a hotel.
541
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,584
- when the only amenity
Is an out-of-order ice machine,
542
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,785
I'm pretty sure
That's a motel.
543
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,753
- anyway, it turns out
544
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,355
Stealing a carton of smokes
545
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,756
Really puts a crimp
In the old honeymoon.
546
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,091
- yeah, also,
He banged the cleaning girl.
547
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,694
- she was the receptionist.
548
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,762
Receptionist.
Cut a guy some slack.
549
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,564
- I do, actually.
Actually, I do.
550
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:14,133
Like he was 17,
And what do 17
551
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,869
They steal stuff
And bang cleaning girls.
552
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,805
- you are very forgiving.
553
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,807
- 17-year-olds shouldn't
Be getting married.
554
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,410
It was a long time ago.
We were kids.
555
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,612
Actually got divorced
On our honeymoon.
556
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,514
- how romantic.
- yes.
557
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:28,615
- she was, back then.
558
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,717
In a tough sort of way.
- hmm.
559
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,520
A sandpaper romantic.
560
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:34,987
So do you guys
Live together?
561
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,056
- no. No, no,
No, no, no.
562
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,858
- no, actually,
That's a good question.
563
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,527
- we do not live together.
564
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,629
We are taking things
Good and slow.
565
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:44,897
Tell us all about that.
566
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:48,535
- um...Well...
567
00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:50,002
Abigail and I recently
Discovered
568
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,071
We're both commitment
Junkies.
569
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,607
Without proper monitoring,
There's the potential
570
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,409
For implosion.
571
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,910
And the torch
Has been passed.
572
00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,779
You are officially
More dysfunctional than I am.
573
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,750
- yeah, I don't know you guys,
But, believe me,
574
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,151
I've made very mistake
In the book.
575
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,454
- books, plural.
576
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,821
What is that?
577
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,823
You're just lying
To yourselves.
578
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,692
Slow is for suckers.
579
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,394
Jump to the truth.
580
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,071
Bedroom or couch?
I'm good either way,
581
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,473
But full disclosure--
I'm not 17 anymore.
582
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,174
I got this back thing.
583
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,642
- less talk, more couch.
584
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,511
- mm, more couch, good.
585
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,451
Wait, hold on--there's
Something I need to tell you.
586
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:39,952
- I still have a dancer's body.
587
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,122
- you're welcome.
588
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,700
What if your mom
Busts in again?
589
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,536
- you have no idea
How possible that is.
590
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,114
- mark.
591
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,649
Mark!
592
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,183
Oh, my god.
This is fun.
593
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,586
Mark...Let's go.
594
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,588
I gotta go to work.
595
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:16,889
- it's sunday.
596
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,691
- I'll sneak
Into confession after.
597
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,092
Come on, this isn't a b&b.
598
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,093
- if you're doing that
To turn me on,
599
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,529
It's working.
600
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,164
It was fun.
601
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,066
We went, like,
Almost six hours
602
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,501
Without a screaming match.
603
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:29,936
- I was tired.
604
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,070
- not that tired.
605
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,140
- you gotta leave
To find out, right?
606
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:35,775
Come on, let's go.
607
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,216
- will you excuse me
For a second?
608
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,718
Hi.
609
00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,219
- hi, stranger.
610
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:49,756
- I'm good, thanks.
611
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,090
Did you have a good time
With mary?
612
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,259
- yeah, she's still
Got that, uh...
613
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,529
- I was gonna say spark.
614
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:57,664
- okay, good.
615
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:00,199
There's something
I wanted to run by him.
616
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:01,500
Kind of a business thing.
617
00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,605
- okay, attorney general
Approved the operation.
618
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:08,240
Congratulations, you're still
A protected witness.
619
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,242
- gosh, you know
What would be awesome?
620
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,044
If the f.B.I.
Could just do its job
621
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,746
And gather enough evidence
To raid conrad's place
622
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,114
Without using this tool.
623
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,816
- but julian never gets
His hands dirty,
624
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,217
And you'll never
Get a warrant.
625
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,553
That said,
The guy's got problems.
626
00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:22,755
- the kind where
His arms route to mexico
627
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:23,823
Stalls out.
628
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,124
- it stalled because we just
629
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,126
Shut down two tunnels
Under el paso.
630
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,595
- I got an idea.
631
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,030
Ooh, this is gonna work.
Trust me.
632
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,632
- "Trust me."
What is that, a reflex?
633
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:34,033
- julian throws these parties
634
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,234
For high net worth investors
635
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,969
At his place in scottsdale.
636
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,338
You guys get me in there,
You will nail that bastard
637
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,574
On fraud and arms dealing.
638
00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:42,575
Just gotta give him
What he wants,
639
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:43,710
And reopen those tunnels.
640
00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:45,978
- sure, just need to liaise
641
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,246
With our colleagues
On the ground.
642
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,115
You'll consent
To wearing a wire?
643
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:51,818
- oh, I'll wear anything.
Except jean shorts.
644
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:54,386
- look, dana,
The thing is that--
645
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:57,790
- a witness going undercover
Is a nonstarter
646
00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:00,126
Unless his inspectors
Are there to secure his safety.
647
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,861
- and when was the last time
You worked undercover?
648
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,295
We're always undercover.
649
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,997
That's the job.
650
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:06,933
Seriously, in my real life,
I'm a total bitch.
651
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:10,169
- we need to get conran
Making the deal.
652
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:12,071
Not some flunky who
May or may not flip.
653
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,372
Conran.
654
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:16,142
- good news is--
Oh, and this is perfect--
655
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,309
Julian's got
A thing for blondes
656
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,711
With big tits.
657
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,212
- that is good news.
658
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,781
- if lacking in originality.
659
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:23,249
- a little bit.
660
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:24,383
- here's a game.
661
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,753
I vouch
For the texas hookup.
662
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,354
Marshall's there
As your what?
663
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:29,822
Financial advisor.
664
00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:32,358
And mary,
You're my new lover.
665
00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:34,827
- say "Lover" again.
I dare ya.
666
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,631
This is the best sunday
I've had in years.
667
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:53,813
- so we're clear.
668
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:55,147
We sit tight here
In the catering van.
669
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:56,849
Marshall, you get
The financial pitch.
670
00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:58,885
Mary gets conran's gun sale
On tape.
671
00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:00,219
She's wired.
672
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:01,754
- her earrings.
673
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,656
We've got agents
In with the caterers
674
00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:04,957
In the backyard.
675
00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:06,793
The key is getting julian
To the bedroom.
676
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:08,795
There's a camera planted
Next to his bed
677
00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:10,096
In the alarm clock.
678
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,798
We get one shot at this,
679
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,700
So...Do what
You have to do.
680
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,167
- all right,
Mary's waiting for you.
681
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,168
You good to go?
682
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:17,737
- good enough.
683
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,777
- oh, those look good.
What are they?
684
00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,746
- roasted chanterelles
On a pecorino tuille.
685
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,014
Great, that clears it up.
686
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,116
- hmm. No, thank you.
687
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,151
Can I get you a drink,
Donna?
688
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,986
- I'd love a tonic
With this much gin.
689
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:34,821
Maybe hold the tonic.
690
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,258
- I'll just take two.
They're small.
691
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,060
Bad guys always
Have the best food.
692
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,329
- ah, you know what
This reminds me of?
693
00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:47,266
- I used to run the marshal's
Special operations group.
694
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,467
- is this the part
Where I ask
695
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,468
If you've ever
Shot anyone?
696
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,237
- not this year, but...
697
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,271
It's still early.
698
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,274
You holdin' up?
699
00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,744
- okay, thanks to
Some double-sided tape.
700
00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,211
- hmm.
701
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,117
Sucking up
To colonel sanders?
702
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,153
- yep. Ooh,
I got that dude in.
703
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,022
He's flush.
704
00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,858
- yeah, well, not for long.
705
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,392
- ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
706
00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:14,927
Please gather round.
707
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,163
If I may have your attention
For one second.
708
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,866
First of all,
Thank you all for coming.
709
00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:20,867
I hope you've had a drink...
710
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,002
Or three.
711
00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:27,273
Um, I am so pleased
To be offering
712
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:30,176
A new round of investment
In our carry trade fund.
713
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,477
But, you know what?
714
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,179
I am not the guy
To explain
715
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,081
This very complicated fund
To you.
716
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:37,784
For that, I have
The magnificent sam.
717
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:40,286
Sam, get up here.
Do your thing.
718
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:41,954
Thank y'all for coming.
Talk to you soon.
719
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,457
- welcome, welcome, everyone.
720
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:48,861
Thank you so much for joining us
On this beautiful day.
721
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,062
So we're all here
For one reason.
722
00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:51,063
- and we're up.
723
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,432
- julian.
- hey.
724
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:56,903
- this is, uh,
My, uh, friend.
725
00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,871
- right, mrs. Frechette.
726
00:28:58,905 --> 00:28:59,906
Miss.
727
00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:02,775
Julian, I hope
You don't mind.
728
00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,344
I brought my money guy.
729
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,179
- my favorite kind of guy.
730
00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,280
Shall we?
731
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,783
- please.
732
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,151
- you'll have to excuse me.
733
00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,220
I'm a tad security minded.
734
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,826
How can I put you at ease?
735
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,861
- well, a little frisking
Never hurt anybody.
736
00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:25,998
Guys, do your thing.
737
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,066
Wouldn't want
To sully the mood
738
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,068
With a gun or a wire.
739
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,136
- no.
740
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,304
- sure.
741
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:36,075
- would you object
To a little pat down?
742
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,844
- never.
743
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,883
Here, let me help.
744
00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:49,255
So you boys don't miss
Anything along the way.
745
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,242
- hmm.
- mm-hmm.
746
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:13,112
- my compliments.
747
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:17,917
Ronnie, would you please
Take mr. Money and go mingle?
748
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,186
- if we're talking business,
I'd prefer to be present.
749
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,054
- I'd prefer to conduct
My business in private.
750
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,923
I hope that's not a problem.
751
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,391
- it's okay, pete.
752
00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,193
Go on.
753
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:28,861
I'm sure you'll be
Welcome back
754
00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,863
When it's time to dot the is.
755
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:37,870
- well, I'm a world-class
Mingler.
756
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,439
Ronnie.
757
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,914
- so...
- so...
758
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:50,149
- you and ronnie...
759
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:54,020
You're, uh, what, exactly?
760
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,056
We try not to label it.
761
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,090
Anyway, when he looks at me
762
00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,658
All he sees are dollar signs.
763
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,061
- then he's not as sharp
As I thought.
764
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:06,966
That's my wife.
765
00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:09,301
She's in utah.
766
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,636
With my best friend.
767
00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:13,005
- some friend.
768
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,240
- we make it work.
769
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,978
So I understand you have
A supply problem.
770
00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:21,613
Down in tay-has.
771
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:25,317
- such a crime, this pipeline
Right into mexico.
772
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,319
- and who, exactly,
Would be on the other side?
773
00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:28,955
- my business partner.
774
00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:31,057
- you're gonna have
To do better than that.
775
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,693
I mean, you're the one
Who's out of luck down there.
776
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,562
I'm the one with the money.
777
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,597
Or am I missing something?
778
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:41,600
- no, it's just that I don't
Deal with intermediaries.
779
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,035
- funny, me neither.
780
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:44,636
- ms. Frechette--
- donna.
781
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:47,306
- donna.
782
00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:50,042
I don't know you...
Donna...
783
00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:52,278
And I need
To feel comfortable.
784
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:56,348
- I flew the small plane here,
Mr. Conrad.
785
00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,384
I hate the small plane.
786
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,519
Now, you're the one
With the problem
787
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,921
Down in tay-has.
788
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:07,459
You wanna know the name
Of my business partner?
789
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,965
Someday, maybe.
790
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,967
But right now,
791
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,735
All you need to know
Is that I'm the one
792
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,405
Who's gonna get your tunnels
Opened up.
793
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,142
- mm-hmm.
794
00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:24,643
- give me a second.
795
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:26,278
I need to make a phone call.
796
00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:32,651
- so let's talk
About tax implications...
797
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:35,287
As in how to avoid
Paying them.
798
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,257
- that should be me
Up there.
799
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,059
Guy's a total amateur.
800
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,994
- quiet, I'm begging you.
801
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,495
- I'm impressed.
802
00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:44,663
The tunnels are open.
803
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:48,600
It seems
I've underestimated you.
804
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,269
- you're all smiles.
805
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,772
- I'm just replaying our
Little security check.
806
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,707
- so...
807
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:58,010
What's a girl gotta do
808
00:32:58,044 --> 00:33:01,147
To get a grand tour
Around here, hmm?
809
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,383
- she's gotta follow me.
810
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:07,753
'cause the grand tour
Starts in the bedroom.
811
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:09,555
- mind reader.
812
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,026
- there we go.
813
00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:22,768
- gosh, I bet all the kids
814
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,770
Love hangin' out
At your house, huh?
815
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,705
- indeed they do.
816
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:28,174
- look at all these toys.
817
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,245
- so I think...
818
00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:35,747
This is what you're after.
819
00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,816
Lightweight, compact,
820
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,418
And with a slightly
Longer barrel,
821
00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,753
You have an effective range
Of 50 meters.
822
00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:44,090
- hmm.
823
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:45,757
How many can I get?
824
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:51,563
Well, that would depend
On the price, now, wouldn't it?
825
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,232
And I've been thinking...
826
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,566
- not good.
Not good.
827
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,135
I need to ask you
A question.
828
00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:02,608
- hmm, getting all...
Existential?
829
00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:15,654
- you need...What I have.
830
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,059
Say it.
831
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,064
- I need what you have.
832
00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,238
- ah, here we go.
833
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:33,839
See? I told you
It would be fine.
834
00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:36,475
So, should we, um...
835
00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,410
Run through this
Real quick?
836
00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,814
Compact automatic hand guns.
837
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:45,151
What's say we start
At 500 pieces.
838
00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:46,152
Price?
839
00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:47,153
- mil and a half.
840
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,155
- 1.3.
- 1.4.
841
00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:51,757
- half on the back end.
842
00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:55,894
Speaking of which.
843
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,698
- right, but...
844
00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,300
Till we're good and square,
It's...
845
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,269
Still about being comfortable,
Isn't it?
846
00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:06,138
- well, that's a pity.
847
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:11,243
Charles, we have a deal.
848
00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:12,911
- good!
849
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,514
So then we'll take delivery
In brownsville.
850
00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,616
Is tomorrow night too soon?
851
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:18,817
No such thing.
852
00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,753
700, that'd be half.
853
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,156
Now...
854
00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:26,492
Shall we get back
To business?
855
00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:27,826
- absolutely.
856
00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,461
Just gotta run through
Some fine print,
857
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:30,796
And then I have every intention
Of picking up
858
00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:31,930
Where I left off.
859
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,900
- excellent.
- ah, charles.
860
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,204
The fine print.
861
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,939
Ronnie here vouched for you,
But, see, you're new.
862
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,608
So I'm going
To hang on to ronnie
863
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:43,809
Until the sale clears.
864
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:46,212
That's called insurance.
865
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,747
- don't you wanna keep somebody
I actually care about?
866
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:51,350
Keep my financial advisor.
867
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,851
Hell, keep me.
868
00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,353
- well, as enticing
As that sounds,
869
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,421
My wife gets back tomorrow.
870
00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:56,755
It could be awkward.
871
00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,390
And if ronnie's
Not important to you,
872
00:35:58,424 --> 00:35:59,925
Why do you care
If we hang on to him?
873
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,927
- we're not leaving
A protected witness behind.
874
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,929
- we got him; we'll get ronnie
On the other side of the buy.
875
00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,864
- bad news, guys.
We're going in. Let's go.
876
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,833
- I came with him
I plan on leaving with him.
877
00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,835
- then your plans need
To be amended.
878
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,870
- julian, if I can
Jump in here for a second--
879
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,606
- ronnie, dear,
The grown-ups are talking.
880
00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:21,613
- I'm a u.S. Marshall,
And whatever you're thinking
881
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,482
About doing, you probably
Wanna think again.
882
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,285
- ronnie,
Get in the bathroom, now!
883
00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:32,858
- uhh!
884
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:33,925
Uhh!
885
00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:36,362
Hyuh!
- uhh!
886
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:44,470
- phone!
887
00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:45,904
You could have
Asked for help!
888
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,606
I had it
Under control.
889
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:50,876
Both: no!
890
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:05,891
You have one new message.
891
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,493
- hey, it's brandi.
892
00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:08,927
I wanted to talk to you
About mark.
893
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,497
Peter said he's not
Hiring right now.
894
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,965
Uh, I was thinking
Maybe you could tell him.
895
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,535
Anyway, hope you had fun
Wherever you were.
896
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:24,910
- gift.
897
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,612
- thanks.
898
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:27,646
- you're welcome.
899
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,781
So, uh, what do you like?
900
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,717
Sushi, mexican?
901
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,420
- um...Listen, I'm not...
902
00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:35,621
I'm not really hungry.
903
00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:37,789
Um...
904
00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:39,891
Brandi--brandi left me
A weird message.
905
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,461
She said that you
Asked peter for a job.
906
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:43,729
- I can explain that.
907
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,331
Just hear me out, okay?
908
00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:46,798
I got downsized--
909
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,500
- look, I don't really--
Save the sales pitch.
910
00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:49,768
- so I get this idea
For my own business,
911
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,437
My own thing.
912
00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:52,838
I pay my way out here
For this convention--
913
00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:54,039
- mark, stop.
- I didn't lie to you.
914
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,874
I could have
Made up a story.
915
00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:57,676
- you didn't have to.
You're the same guy I knew.
916
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,478
These are the same moves.
- that's not fair.
917
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:00,912
It's not true.
- honestly, I really don't care.
918
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,414
- no!
919
00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:03,682
It's 20 years later.
920
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,050
What'd you think
Was gonna happen?
921
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,718
- before I came here,
I don't know.
922
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:08,820
But then I saw you.
We still have a good time.
923
00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,656
You gonna tell me you didn't
Have a good time on our date?
924
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:12,924
- it was hardly date.
- we had dinner.
925
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,526
- it wasn't a date.
We never dated.
926
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,661
- you know, not for nothin',
927
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:16,962
But I'm a good salesman.
928
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,664
And I could earn
For your brother-in-law.
929
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:19,965
- except he's not
My brother-in-law yet.
930
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:21,933
He's just some
Rich guy, right?
931
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,902
Look, let's not--
Let's...
932
00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,606
Hey, look a half
A lifetime ago,
933
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,341
We were really good
At one thing.
934
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,877
Turns out, half a lifetime
Later, we still are, so...
935
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,812
- mm-hmm.
936
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:56,668
You were always
An unbelievable kisser.
937
00:38:56,702 --> 00:39:00,439
- you too.
Unbelievable.
938
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,541
Good night.
939
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:26,131
- see, this one
Is a compound.
940
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,799
This one says estate.
941
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,000
- just pick a house.
942
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,669
As tempting as it may be
To brag,
943
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:31,870
Resist the urge.
944
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,405
We can't know.
945
00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:34,973
You'll fly through miami,
946
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,141
Where you'll be officially
Handed over
947
00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:37,709
To your new inspector.
948
00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,478
I think I speak for
The entire department
949
00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,513
When I say, "We can't wait."
950
00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:44,049
- you know, I never saw myself
In a french colonial,
951
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,785
But these views, uhh,
Come on.
952
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:49,054
- okay, I'm done.
953
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:53,091
- do you believe we're just
Rolling out the red carpet
954
00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:55,026
For this douche bag?
955
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,529
- that's what we do.
We keep douche bags honest,
956
00:39:57,563 --> 00:40:00,966
And occasionally remunerate them
Even when they aren't.
957
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:04,002
- oh, disappearing.
958
00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:06,572
It's not a bad deal.
959
00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:10,809
No baggage, no...
Exes tracking you down.
960
00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:14,980
So you and mark are...
961
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,983
- I just couldn't be a ticket
For a movie I'd already seen.
962
00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:20,452
So...
963
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:26,057
How are things with abigail?
964
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:27,559
- good.
965
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,496
- good.
966
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,934
- I averted my eyes.
967
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:38,970
- when you did that,
You know,
968
00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,106
With your dress.
I averted my eyes.
969
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,774
It might not
Have looked like it,
970
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,676
But I didn't see--
- oh, oh! Oh, my god.
971
00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:46,111
- well, I don't know.
972
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,813
I was hoping some sort
Of alarm or earthquake
973
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:50,015
Or something would
Save us from you
974
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,483
Talking about my--
- guys...
975
00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:52,784
I figured it out.
976
00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:54,486
- I can't tell you
Where I'm going.
977
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,988
But don't worry,
It is crazy nice.
978
00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:58,690
Two words:
979
00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,659
Infinity pool.
980
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,866
- toothbrush.
981
00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:10,569
Changes of underwear--
Two.
982
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,270
Body wash.
983
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,872
- I've got body wash.
984
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:17,208
- addendum: non-hibiscus-scented
Body wash.
985
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,810
And finally...
986
00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:21,780
I'm ready to put my gun
In your lock box.
987
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,517
- I should have practiced
That speech
988
00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:26,952
On the way over.
989
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,721
- you don't have to practice
Anything for me.
990
00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:35,627
*
991
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:37,529
- firearm!
992
00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:38,964
Clear!
993
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:48,807
- forward progress is impeded
994
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,576
By several immutable laws:
995
00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:53,144
Inertia, friction,
Fear of the unknown,
996
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:56,181
And unhealthy obsession
With the past.
997
00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:05,056
- but somehow,
Improbable as it seems,
998
00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:07,258
We find ourselves
Lurching into the future,
999
00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:09,127
Inch by inch.
1000
00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:28,246
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