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*
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- excuse me.
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- killer night.
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Could move another 100 tabs
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If you have another bag.
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- we got bigger problems.
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Where the hell is ryan?
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Tell him to get his ass here.
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*
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Things are going bad here.
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- that's not what we agreed on.
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- oh, my god.
- english, asshole.
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- ryan, I got to go.
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- go, go, go, go.
D.E.A.
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- help!
- d.E.A. Hands up.
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- get her out of here now.
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- not unless you're picked up
On a b&e.
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- I own a crowbar.
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Keep saturday night open.
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A certain someone
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Managed to finagle reservations
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At the andaluz spa.
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That's...
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- next to impossible
And I'm amazing?
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- well, both of those, yes.
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Thing is,
I'm not a big massage guy.
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- me.
I just...Don't.
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- don't make me break out my
Pliers and interrogation lamp.
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- okay, four years ago,
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I was scarred by a masseuse.
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- no, not emotionally scarred.
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Literally, physically.
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You see this?
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- umm, no.
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- from my first time
On the table.
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And my last. There was
Cortisone cream involved.
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I can't even talk about it.
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Four years ago.
No, it's awful,
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But four years
Is an awful long time ago too.
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- also I have to work
This weekend, so...
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- hi, mary.
- hmm.
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- well, if I can't change
Your mind
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And nix
Your bizarre massage phobia,
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I guess I'll nix
The reservation.
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- and so it begins.
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- extreme makeover:
The marshall mann edition.
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She zeroed in
On what needs fixing,
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I'm telling you.
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Don't get me wrong,
I like abigail, I do.
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- you hide it well.
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- but you know the type.
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She's a fixer.
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Trust me,
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Aside from late-night cramming
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For her sats,
That girl will not rest
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Till she's
Completely changed you.
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Sharon harris. Huh.
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- when's the last time
She called?
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- she never calls.
Too busy baking.
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- I'm thinking.
- unbelievable.
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Gardner transforms sharon
Into a witness
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Worthy of the witsec
Hall of fame,
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Drops a pta president
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In your lap
On the way out the door.
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Talk about a layup.
- whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Eight years
Of mary shannon later,
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The woman is still
On the straight and narrow
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And baking.
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You're welcome, america.
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- I give you that.
17 years in,
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Not a whiff of trouble.
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- "Urgent."
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Way to jinx it, numbnuts.
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Everybody fakes it. Pretending
To like a friend's spouse,
Finding interest in the ozone,
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Or christmas carols at the door.
Just to seem somehow smarter or
Nicer, kinder, funnier.
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It's like we all want to be
Canadian or something.
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Hey.
- thanks for coming so quickly.
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- you texted "Urgent," all caps.
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Also the five exclamation points
Tipped me off.
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What's up?
- beth.
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- now it is my distinct pleasure
To reward a girl
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Who can always be relied on
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For last-minute
Dress emergencies,
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A shoulder to cry on,
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And heartfelt words
Of encouragement.
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Miss congeniality,
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Beth harris.
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- urgent.
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See?
It says so right there.
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- come on.
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Beth has been--
Her whole life--
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Sunshine personified.
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Three days ago,
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Storm clouds.
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- teenage girl seems moody.
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I'll call cnn.
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- no, mary.
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It's not that.
I know my daughter.
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- look, sharon,
If this is drugs or whatever,
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It's pretty standard
For the age.
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I mean, I don't have
To tell you.
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- look, that's less
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Of a witsec issue,
More of a you issue.
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- something tells me
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You'll consider this
A witsec issue.
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Oh, jesus, sharon.
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- I never said a word.
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I swear.
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- since 1970, the federal
Witness protection program
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Has relocated
Thousands of witnesses,
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Some criminal,
Some not,
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To neighborhoods
All across the country.
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Every one of those individuals
Shares a unique attribute
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Distinguishing them
From the rest
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Of the general population.
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And that is,
Somebody wants them dead.
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- from the day
I entered this program,
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I have lied about who I am
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To coworkers, friends,
To my family, mary.
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- I know.
- 17 years.
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And for the last 16,
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Since beth was born,
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I have dreaded this day
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That I knew was gonna come,
And here it is.
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So what do I do?
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- you calm down.
Okay?
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We're gonna deal with this.
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Look, she probably got this
Off the internet, right?
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- I don't know.
I guess.
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- would she talk to anybody
About that, do you think?
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- I don't know.
She's 16 years old.
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She's been carting this around
In her backpack!
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- okay. Hey.
Look, right now,
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All I care about
Is your physical safety.
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That's my only concern.
- this isn't--
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It's not
About the goddamn yakuza.
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It's about my daughter.
- sharon.
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- she's never gonna forgive me.
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Erin and tiff are gonna...
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Is that--
- sweetheart.
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- oh, my god.
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Wait, so--
- sweetheart.
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- wait, so that stuff
On the internet,
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That's
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- that was my life
A long time ago.
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But I made the choice
To get out,
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And so I testified,
And I started over.
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And, what, are you on the run
From the japanese mob?
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Or
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- beth, please trust me.
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We're fine.
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- no. Not--
- we are fine now.
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- this is not fine, mom.
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I don't even know
Where to begin.
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- mary.
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- what--what--
What the hell
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Does mary have to do
With this, huh?
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- beth,
I'm a u.S. Marshal.
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Okay, your mother is in
The witness protection program,
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And she has been
For the last 17 years.
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And so have you
For the past 16.
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But I can promise you,
You are safe.
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And so's your family.
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- wait, what, so you're
Not family friends?
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Beth?
- beth, your father and I,
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We love you so much.
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- oh, my god.
Dad?
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You lied to him too?
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- I'm so sorry.
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This is not how I wanted you
To find out.
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Hello.
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- right.
We'll be right out!
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This is big and delicate,
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And this cannot continue here.
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- well, I'm not going anywhere--
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Let's go.
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Hey.
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- I got the stuff.
- thank god.
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I was this close to making
Sharon bake at gunpoint.
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- first we find out
What happened,
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How the hell
Beth got that photo.
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- I want to talk to dad.
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- I know.
I've already called him,
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And he's driving back
From santa fe.
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He'll be here soon.
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- right.
'cause I believe you?
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'cause you haven't been lying
To me
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For my entire life?
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- kids.
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Don't see the upside.
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- go away.
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- look, beth,
You have no idea
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How much I wish
The world worked like that.
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Your bedside manner sucks.
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- doctors have bedside manner.
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I've got a gun and a badge.
And this muffin.
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It's like we're in some
Lame-ass movie of the week.
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Seriously?
- listen, everyone wishes
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Their parents
Were something else--
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Cooler, nicer,
Just less them.
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Disappointment comes
With the territory.
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Beth, I need to know.
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How'd you find that photo
Of your mom?
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- it wasn't hard.
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There's this show.
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It's pure evil:
Humanity's worst criminals.
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You've seen it?
- sure.
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It's a classic.
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- well, the promo
This week was all
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About the yakuza,
Some japanese mob,
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And the floating rave
In san francisco.
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Site's bookmarked.
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- they were kids caught up
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In the '90s san francisco
Rave scene,
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Selling ecstasy,
Living the dream,
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Until a drug deal
With the deadly yakuza went bad.
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And the japanese mob turned
Their dream into a nightmare.
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A life snuffed out.
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Innocence lost.
- wow.
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You must really want to talk
To your friends
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About this, huh?
- yeah.
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- that can never happen.
Do you hear me?
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Ever.
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The people
Who are after your mom,
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They have really long memories.
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- what do you think,
One of my friends
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Is gonna, like,
Call the yakuza hotline?
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- it only takes one person.
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One person making
An innocent comment
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In public
Or on facebook.
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"Look, I'll tell you this,
But you have to promise
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You won't tell anybody."
That's what it will sound like.
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A series of telephone tag
Leading right to your doorstep.
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Give it a week.
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And the men they'll send,
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They won't care
That you're a kid.
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They'll be glad.
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You'll be
Your mother's kryptonite.
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They will kill you.
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All of you.
Painfully.
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- you're scaring me.
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- good.
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- sharon!
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- dad.
- beth.
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- dad!
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- it's gonna be okay.
- it's not okay, dad.
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- yes, it's gonna be okay.
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- she was a drug dealer.
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Her friends killed some guy.
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- sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
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- she made up the accident
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That killed grandma and grandpa.
I mean, who does that?
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- someone who understands
The importance
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Of keeping questions
To a minimum.
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- exactly.
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Beth, this is hard, okay?
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And this is hopefully
The hardest thing
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You'll ever have to go through.
259
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,944
But this is something
To get through.
260
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,846
Listen to me, sweetheart,
261
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,448
'cause you need to hear this.
262
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,317
Sweetie,
Your mother loving you,
263
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,286
That is the opposite of a lie.
264
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,789
- no.
265
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,158
Yes.
266
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,260
Sweetie, this is complicated.
- oh, my god.
267
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,396
You knew.
You knew.
268
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,366
You knew what?
269
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,502
The whole time?
270
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,838
She could tell him,
But not me?
271
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,306
- we'd prefer she told no one.
272
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:49,743
- I just--I-I couldn't lie
To him anymore.
273
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,915
Awesome.
274
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,183
Oh, god.
275
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,785
Who are you people?
276
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,286
- beth, your mother's
The same person
277
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,089
She's always been.
- yes, exactly.
278
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,825
Sweetheart,
She is the same
279
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,295
Wonderful, flawed,
Loving person.
280
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,529
The fact
That she made some mistakes
281
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,431
Before you were even born,
282
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,533
It doesn't change that.
283
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,271
Dad.
284
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,540
Are you even my dad?
285
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,944
- hey, don't.
286
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,413
Come on, sweetheart.
287
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,181
Of course, I am.
288
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:32,352
I met your mother after
She already got relocated.
289
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,387
- we met
At the home depot.
290
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,522
Remember?
291
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,324
- on twin palms.
292
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,326
- and I met him
In the paint aisle.
293
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,429
And he helped me pick out
That color.
294
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,231
Remember sunset sonora?
- are you seriously
295
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,133
Going down memory lane now?
296
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,371
Oh.
297
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,378
- yeah, but now's
Not a good time.
298
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,547
- oh, my god,
I'm so happy to see you guys.
299
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,349
You have no idea.
300
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,417
- sweetheart, I don't think
Now is the best time.
301
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,354
- mom, we could really use
Something to celebrate.
302
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,521
We'll be in my room.
303
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,957
Come on, you guys.
304
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,262
- four squealing teenagers
Running up to the room
305
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,496
Of a fifth
With a lot on her mind.
306
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,865
Are you thinking
What I'm thinking?
307
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,900
- I'm on it.
Wait, beth.
308
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,902
- I'll meet you guys upstairs
In a sec.
309
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,106
- just so we're clear,
310
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,274
If you tell any of them
Anything,
311
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,142
I will move you
And your family so fast
312
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,878
It'll make your tiara spin.
313
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,445
If you ever want to watch glee
With them again,
314
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,581
You hold your tongue.
Got it?
315
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,350
Have fun.
316
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,034
- that's it.
I'm revoking key privileges.
317
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,203
What are you guys doing here?
318
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,138
- we need to go over
The wedding plan with you
319
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,974
Before we talk it over
With the alperts.
320
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,944
At the lunch that you promised
To attend.
321
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,645
- right.
Yes.
322
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,347
The formal meeting
Of the families
323
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,917
Where they deliver yaks
In exchange for your hand.
324
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:15,022
And where we all play
Minesweeper?
325
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,291
What
326
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,160
- it's the seating chart.
327
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,162
- oh, my god.
- we can put the tables here,
328
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,966
And the buffet line will
Be perfect on this far side.
329
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:30,603
And I think I can squeeze in
A small dance floor
330
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,039
Right over there.
- yeah.
331
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:36,209
- wow.
- unless, umm, how do you feel
332
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,011
About that olive tree?
My friend hector
333
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,112
Could cut it down
For next to nothing.
334
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,048
- mm-hmm. Yeah.
335
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,951
- the olive tree
In my backyard?
336
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,019
- mary, I can't exactly afford
337
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,254
The ballroom
At the biltmore.
338
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,122
- no.
No hector.
339
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,158
And hands off my tree.
Anyway, this is crazy.
340
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,993
Peter's got more money
Than god,
341
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,261
And his parents make more
Than both of them combined.
342
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,295
Seriously?
343
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,930
This is, like, quarters
344
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,165
In the cushions to these people.
345
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,067
- which is exactly
Why we have to do this.
346
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,705
- it'll be small,
But it'll be ours.
347
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,640
- yeah.
- and classy.
348
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,310
- ah, "Ours" and "Classy."
And they said it'd never work.
349
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:14,047
- mary, you know, technically,
It is mom's responsibility.
350
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,983
- says emily post,
Who, by the way,
351
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,384
Wrote that book
When women couldn't vote.
352
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,253
- mary.
I'm taking care of this.
353
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,322
And I don't want any pushback
From you.
354
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,591
- fine. You know
What I'm gonna take care of?
355
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,060
A glass, some salt,
And this much tequila.
356
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,162
Adios.
357
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,999
- okay, let's get started.
358
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,003
- a life snuffed out.
359
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,138
Innocence lost.
360
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,373
Two dead,
One banished,
361
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,377
All lost in the web of...
Pure evil.
362
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,346
- so on the docket today,
363
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,049
A little fugitive-recognition
Exercise.
364
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,652
It's pretty simple really.
365
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,022
Now one of these women
366
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,723
Is featured on the clip
You just watched.
367
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,291
Question is,
368
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,728
Based on a 17-year-old image,
369
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,130
Who do you collar?
370
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,099
Serious?
371
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,700
I once made a perp
I glimpsed
372
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,702
For all of two seconds,
And that was after he had
373
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,104
Had plastic surgery.
374
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,573
- that's very impressive,
Delia.
375
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,076
If you would please just write
Down your answer.
376
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,615
- I'm gonna go with "D,"
Mole girl.
377
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:30,190
- mm-hmm.
378
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,392
- you know, you don't have
To check on me 24/7.
379
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,194
I'm not checking on you.
380
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,662
I always hang out
In the smokers' section
381
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,597
With the cool kids.
382
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,066
- this is
Where the cheerleaders sit.
383
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,401
- ah, that explains
The hives.
384
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,136
Listen, beth,
385
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,671
I know you think
All I care about
386
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,673
Is your physical safety,
387
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,209
But I wanted to tell you
388
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,145
I know how hard
This must be.
389
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,280
You know?
390
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,083
Keeping all this stuff inside.
391
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,685
And there's people
You can talk to.
392
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:06,326
- it's just all of it
Is mind
393
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,128
They were always
Just sharon and karl.
394
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:11,398
Just kind of sweet and artsy
395
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,201
And crazy over-protective.
396
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,170
Mary, they were
The dorky parents
397
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,405
That my friends made fun of,
398
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,373
And, all of a sudden,
399
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,742
I find out
That my mom is a drug dealer.
400
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,277
My mom?
401
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,778
And if she did that,
What did my dad do?
402
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,684
I mean, who are they?
403
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,221
- I get it.
I do.
404
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,190
I mean, coming
To that realization gradually
405
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,858
Over years
Is hard enough.
406
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,327
But going from "A" to "Z"
In five minutes--
407
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,329
- I just want to go back.
408
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,598
- this is going to be hard
To hear, beth,
409
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,201
But, for you,
There is no back.
410
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,103
There's only here but different.
411
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:56,176
- hey.
412
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,277
Hey.
413
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,112
Look, I'm gonna give you
My cell.
414
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,780
Okay? Call me.
415
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,350
Any time.
416
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,318
Just, if it's early,
417
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,853
Don't expect miss congeniality.
418
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,395
- good morning.
419
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,130
- just go with me here.
420
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,232
- at the joint task force
Briefing.
421
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,300
- exactly.
See?
422
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,334
You just gave me the headline,
423
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,635
Not every single detail
424
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,770
Like karl and sharon did
Last night.
425
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,673
- I'm saying it's hinky.
426
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,907
- you hate hinky.
427
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,742
- all right.
Let's huddle up.
428
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,915
I'll just come to you,
I guess.
429
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,185
I was just with delia
And the others.
430
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,653
And across the board, they match
Sharon the drug dealer
431
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,322
With sharon the pta mom.
432
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,856
That little beauty mark
Is killing us.
433
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,425
- we got to stop
That documentary from airing.
434
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,926
- I was thinking
The exact same thing,
435
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,229
But not to worry,
'cause I got this.
436
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,231
- cool.
John wayne mode.
437
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,299
- love john wayne mode.
438
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,867
I know a guy.
439
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,304
- even better.
Godfather mode.
440
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,173
- I wear many hats, mary.
441
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,309
Don't tee up
The bald jokes for us, stan.
442
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,911
It takes the fun out of it.
443
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,315
Huh.
444
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,749
Uh-oh.
445
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,419
What's uh
446
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,287
- known associates
Of moon munn
447
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:17,790
Before she turned
Into pta mother of the year.
448
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,426
- is that...
449
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,262
Karl?
- a.K.A. Ryan marsh--
450
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,897
Sharon's boyfriend,
The gun-running one
451
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,666
That got away.
452
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,669
God, I hate hinky.
453
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,375
- governor richardson,
Look at that.
454
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,543
- came in for a q&a,
Stuck around for pictures.
455
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,577
- huh.
- hell of a guy.
456
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,714
- stanny, you're as lousy
A bluffer at the poker table
457
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,950
As you are away from it.
458
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,419
This ain't a social visit.
- oh, you got me.
459
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,422
You got me. Actually, no,
I need a favor, kev.
460
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,723
And it's a big one.
461
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,759
Uhh...
462
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,228
I need you to pull
This week's pure evil,
463
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,963
The yakuza episode.
464
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,299
- I wish it was.
465
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,304
- I'm not at liberty
To discuss that.
466
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,805
- yeah, well,
I'm not at liberty
467
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,407
To violate
The first amendment.
468
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,642
- I respect that, I do,
469
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,712
But--
You know what, you're right.
470
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,714
I shouldn't have imposed.
471
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,883
I know you got a job to do.
I crossed the line.
472
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,818
- absolutely.
473
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,986
- I got a station to run.
474
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,422
- hey, no explanation
Necessary.
475
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,723
It's just--
476
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,891
It's a little too important.
477
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,359
I had to give it a shot.
478
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,428
Okay?
479
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,430
I mean, you know,
You'd never reach out to me
480
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,899
If you needed help
With anything, so...
481
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,635
Anyway, okay.
482
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,937
- actually, stan.
483
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,809
- there is something.
484
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,344
- those speed traps
Are a bitch,
485
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,612
Huh?
- how did you--
486
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,979
- hey, you can relax.
I got this.
487
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,781
Okay?
488
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,450
- I know a guy.
489
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,422
- so apd, fbi,
The local chapter of aaa,
490
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,756
No one has a single shred
Of anything
491
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,358
On karl
Before he married sharon.
492
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,892
- he works construction jobs,
493
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,828
Paid strictly under the table,
So...
494
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,430
- so there goes the paper trail.
495
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,064
- and here comes
The photo trail.
496
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,433
This puts karl right in there
With the dead yakuza.
497
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,335
- but even if karl is ryan,
498
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,036
Ryan didn't pull the trigger.
499
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,904
He wasn't even there.
500
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,440
He was an active part
Of the organization.
501
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,375
He supplied the guns.
It's felony murder.
502
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,843
- you're right,
But we can't say for sure
503
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,378
That the guy sharon married
Is the guy
504
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,046
In the picture.
- you're right.
505
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,914
And I can't say for sure
That this morning's headache
506
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,716
Is a direct result
Of last night's triple tequila.
507
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,452
Got a hunch, though.
- all right. All right.
508
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,953
Let's just sit tight till
We authenticate the photo.
509
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,721
All right, it could be any guy
In haight-ashbury.
510
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,624
We're not going off half-cocked
On an innocent man.
511
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,826
- fine. How do you feel
About quarter
512
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,633
- hey, mar.
513
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,934
What's up?
Everything okay?
514
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,670
- yeah.
515
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,339
Yeah.
I screwed up, karl.
516
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,707
I'm sorry.
517
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,841
I should have done this
Yesterday.
518
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:53,880
- well, we have to--
We have to tap your phones.
519
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,048
And I forgot to have you
Sign off on it.
520
00:21:56,082 --> 00:22:00,119
My boss'll be pissed if--
Anyway, it's just a precaution.
521
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,921
It's temporary.
522
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,023
We have to make sure
Beth doesn't break protocol.
523
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,925
Teenagers.
You know.
524
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,760
- oh, yeah.
- cool.
525
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,396
- you had me worried there
For a second.
526
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,101
You know, I remember,
I don't know,
527
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:18,104
She--she couldn't have been
More than 10,
528
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,440
And I had just started
Making furniture.
529
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,674
I had a few private clients.
530
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,075
But back then,
531
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,111
I could only work
On the weekends.
532
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:28,981
So saturday morning, sharon,
You know, would be up at dawn
533
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:33,686
Out volunteering,
And it was up to beth
534
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,887
To make saturday breakfast.
535
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,156
So I'd be banging away,
536
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,958
Buzz saw screaming,
537
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,428
And she would walk in,
Holding this plate
538
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,929
Over her little head.
539
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,399
She had made what she called
Sunshine toast.
540
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,435
You know,
You take out the middle--
541
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,002
- fry an egg in it.
- yeah.
542
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,704
You've had this?
- hangover food.
543
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:52,905
- exactly.
544
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:57,677
She was...
545
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,447
Beth.
546
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,883
That kid is the best thing
We ever did.
547
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,052
Maybe the only...
548
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:10,022
- look, karl,
Building a new life,
549
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,058
It's hard.
550
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,794
And when you're building
On top of a lie...
551
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,732
- yup.
552
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:23,470
Yeah.
553
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,137
- kids are tougher
Than you think, though.
554
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:28,808
Give her a little time
To adjust.
555
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:32,612
The new normal.
All that.
556
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,647
Anyway, thanks for this.
557
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,115
- happy to help.
558
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,675
- psst.
559
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,811
- ooh, let me guess.
560
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,813
We got a guy in holding
Who's a friend of yours.
561
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,681
- oh, I hope not.
562
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,049
Actually I'm just here
About some speeding tickets.
563
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,818
Oh, stan.
564
00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,119
You know I'd love to help,
565
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,721
But moving violations?
566
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,188
I am in the big leagues now,
567
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:19,258
Or did you not catch the gleam
Of my detective's badge?
568
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:23,663
- well, I'm sure
You know someone.
569
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:26,799
Chocolate croissant.
- get thee behind me, satan.
570
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,868
Carbs are the last thing
I need.
571
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,036
- oh.
- having said that,
572
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,838
Am I to understand
573
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,205
Marshall is on assignment
This weekend?
574
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,707
- well, am I to understand
575
00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:35,908
You'd rather he not be?
576
00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,243
- just looking
To put something right.
577
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:38,911
- what a coincidence.
578
00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,680
So am I.
579
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:42,815
- I'd love to.
580
00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,083
- hey, what's the deal
581
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:45,818
With karl's prints?
582
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:46,853
- we're still waiting
For that to come in.
583
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,889
How do we not have
That information yet?
584
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,190
On 24 chloe would have it
585
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,291
For jack in two seconds flat.
586
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,860
- well, this isn't ctu,
587
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,027
I'm not chloe,
588
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,663
And you sure as hell
Aren't jack.
589
00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:58,765
I could totally be jack.
590
00:24:58,798 --> 00:24:59,866
- we can only find information
591
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,734
That actually exists.
592
00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,169
To this point, karl's prints
Didn't ding anything
593
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,672
In the database.
- worst chloe ever.
594
00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:08,074
- I'm sorry. We have
A strict no jeans policy.
595
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:09,709
How's your badge policy?
596
00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,978
Do you have a no badge policy?
597
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,680
- tess yates from the fbi
Ordered a hand-search
598
00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,214
Of all the non-scanned
Print records.
599
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,683
- and how long's
That gonna take?
600
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,785
- precisely as long as it does.
601
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:19,919
- damn it.
602
00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,754
Wish I were jack bauer.
603
00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:24,991
Where are the alperts?
604
00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,029
Hi.
Sorry I'm late.
605
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,831
Hi.
Mary shannon,
606
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,166
Sister of the bride.
- so glad you could make it.
607
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,735
- not to mention shocked.
608
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:36,703
- couldn't miss the show.
609
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,838
Ooh, little shrimps.
610
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,272
- hal, dora,
611
00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:42,108
While we're waiting
For the entrees,
612
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,276
I would love to show you
613
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:47,980
Where we are
With the wedding plan.
614
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,682
- oh.
615
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,184
How clever.
Look, hal.
616
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,086
It lays everything out.
617
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,222
As you can see,
618
00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,224
Mary has so graciously
619
00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:00,092
Offered her backyard
620
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,228
For her sister's wedding.
621
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,931
- I'm sorry, jinx,
622
00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:08,735
This is all extremely delicate.
623
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,136
And we wouldn't want
To step on any toes.
624
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:11,771
- then don't.
625
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,073
- what hal is trying to say
626
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:15,742
Is that we're not sure
627
00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,110
That mary's backyard will fit
628
00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:20,012
The reception we had in mind.
629
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,949
Umm, between extended family
630
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,217
And business associates,
631
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:29,689
We were thinking a guest list
More in the 200 to 300 range.
632
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:31,223
- and it would be wrong for us
633
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:34,293
To impose our guest list
On you.
634
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,895
But if you'll indulge me,
635
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,697
I think I have a solution.
636
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:41,801
We'll throw the wedding
At the country club.
637
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,903
- three, two, one.
638
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:48,074
- hal, oh,
That is so kind of you.
639
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:52,845
But this is my responsibility.
640
00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:54,046
- which is why we would love
641
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,048
To use your lovely plan
642
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,084
To host the rehearsal dinner.
643
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:02,021
Really, it would be just like
A matter of swapping duties.
644
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,823
- I'm sorry.
645
00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,192
But someone's got to stand up
For my mother.
646
00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:08,260
She's worked so hard
To plan this wedding.
647
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,096
- and she's been looking forward
To this
648
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,297
Since the day I was born.
649
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,766
- I mean,
Look at her little board.
650
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,002
- shh.
651
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:20,206
What's most important
652
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:24,043
Is that our kids have
The wedding of their dreams.
653
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:29,849
And if swapping duties
Will accomplish that,
654
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:33,119
Then I am more than happy
To step aside.
655
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:36,055
Both: ohh!
- so happy.
656
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,290
- that is wonderful.
657
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:41,460
- okay, okay, okay,
But I want to make
658
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,863
One thing perfectly clear.
659
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,832
You are gonna have the little
Shrimps at the wedding, right?
660
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:46,966
- you got it.
661
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,901
- yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
662
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,303
- I'll fish for them myself.
663
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,307
- you're all very...Yeah.
- thank you.
664
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,243
Mom, you didn't have to do that,
You know.
665
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,111
I mean, it's my wedding.
666
00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,213
Who cares about their third
Cousin's precious feelings?
667
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,314
- brandi, keep up.
668
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,050
- well-played, mom.
669
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,252
Genius.
- thanks.
670
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:09,221
Your dutiful daughter routine
Really brought it home.
671
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:11,290
- thank you.
672
00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:14,861
Wait, you guys just conned
My in
673
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,830
- just taking care
Of my girls.
674
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,233
- oh, my god.
675
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,836
Mom!
Thank you.
676
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,839
That's actually really sweet.
- hello.
677
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,241
- yates came through.
We got the match on karl.
678
00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,977
You were right.
- hey, I'll catch up.
679
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:33,112
- okay.
680
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,782
- he's sharon's
Former accomplice ryan marsh.
681
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:39,852
- so sharon's been hiding him
In witsec this whole time.
682
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:40,887
Unreal.
683
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,121
- fugitive task force
684
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,522
Is gearing up
To make the arrest.
685
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,858
Buy us one more day?
686
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:48,995
I want to prep beth
For another blindside.
687
00:28:49,028 --> 00:28:50,963
- oh, boy.
688
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,779
- hey, there, sunshine.
689
00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,047
- I thought
I was taking the bus.
690
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,248
- yeah, well,
I cut out early today.
691
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:12,518
Come on.
Hop in.
692
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:26,833
Look, I know
That this has all been a lot.
693
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,836
And you have every right
694
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,804
To feel exactly like you do.
695
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:38,077
Your mother and I have made
Some mistakes, sweetie,
696
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:41,080
But we're gonna love you
A lot longer
697
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:45,317
Than you're gonna hate us.
698
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,453
- yeah.
699
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,989
I guess.
- come no.
700
00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:52,224
Everything's gonna be
Back to normal
701
00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:54,293
Before you know it,
I promise.
702
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:57,096
In fact, look,
We're already
703
00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:59,098
Back on track.
704
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,532
I'm picking you up
From school.
705
00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:03,535
You're ignoring me.
706
00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:05,104
- stop.
707
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:09,175
Hey.
708
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,243
- beth, I'm at your house.
Where are you?
709
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:13,545
- I'm just in the car
With my dad.
710
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:16,282
- okay.
I don't have time to explain,
711
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,250
But I want you to listen
To me very carefully.
712
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,019
Do not let
Your dad know it's me.
713
00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,054
Do you understand?
714
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:25,024
- um, okay.
715
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:27,126
- there's a 7-11 on the corner
At university and central.
716
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,862
Tell him you want a slurpee,
And wait for me there.
717
00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:32,531
- just wait for me.
718
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,638
- oh, that--
That was just erin actually.
719
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,574
- oh.
720
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,145
- dad.
No, dad.
721
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,651
Beth.
722
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,120
What did mary want?
723
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,322
- nothing.
724
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,624
Dad, I don't know.
725
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:10,903
- absolutely.
726
00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:14,140
Hey, can you just hang out
For just one second?
727
00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:16,542
Hey, karl,
I'm with a client.
728
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:19,111
- hey, babe.
729
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:22,681
We're stopping by the dq
Before heading home.
730
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,584
Cool?
731
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:31,157
- umm, yeah.
732
00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:34,994
Bring me a vanilla cone,
Okay?
733
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:37,096
And I'll be done here soon.
734
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:40,599
- vanilla cone.
735
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,601
Got it.
736
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,621
- a little family trip.
- no.
737
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:05,992
I'm not going anywhere
With you.
738
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,960
- I'm in trouble.
739
00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:09,728
Okay?
740
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,131
Your mom too.
741
00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,066
Beth.
742
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,968
If we stay,
743
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:18,604
Your mom and I will go
To prison.
744
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,181
- we got a hit
On the atm card.
745
00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:31,517
They took out $600
Just off of 25 north.
746
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:34,686
Fugitive task force
Is setting up checkpoints.
747
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,655
Your witness is on the run
With her daughter
748
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,090
And fugitive husband.
749
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,225
You really felt
This was the best time
750
00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,027
To grab a slurpee?
- I was waiting
751
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,528
For beth for 20 minutes
At a 7-11.
752
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:43,762
What am I, a robot?
753
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,498
- robots are more sensitive.
754
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,236
- they had 16 years
To plan their escape,
755
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:51,670
And they use an atm?
756
00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:56,175
- I know it's a head-fake.
757
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,577
- you didn't just put shadowing
Software on beth's laptop.
758
00:32:58,610 --> 00:32:59,711
You added a tracker.
759
00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:01,080
- I figured it couldn't hurt.
760
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,548
Of course, at the time,
I was worried
761
00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:03,615
About her taking off,
Not getting abducted
762
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,717
By her own parents.
763
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:07,086
Paranoia pays.
764
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,587
Beth and her laptop
765
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:11,657
Are headed
For mexico.
766
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,025
Come on, grandma.
I thought this thing
767
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:14,160
Had a little get-up-and-go.
768
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:15,694
- it does
And not just a little.
769
00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:17,163
- well, what,
Are you saving it
770
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:18,664
For a special occasion?
Come on. Come on.
771
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,519
- turn off the engine!
772
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:42,554
Both: turn off the engine!
773
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:43,589
- turn off the engine.
Put your hands
774
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:46,658
Where we can see 'em.
775
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,560
- she's safe.
776
00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,229
- and you have her laptop.
777
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:52,531
Excellent.
778
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,568
- I'm not gonna help you
Find them.
779
00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:58,237
You can shoot me.
780
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:01,207
- uh-huh. Good.
Thanks.
781
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,443
Task force has sewn up
The southbound checkpoints too.
782
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:05,811
They haven't crossed
A state line.
783
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,813
- I found sharon's
Disposable cell phone,
784
00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,515
But the call log is empty.
785
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,551
No way of getting karl's number.
786
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:20,592
- so you think
You're doing her a favor?
787
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,529
Protecting her dad?
Keeping him out of jail?
788
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,631
I mean, a drug deal
Went bad.
789
00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:27,499
It's not karl's fault
People died, right?
790
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:30,802
- people always say
Wrong place, wrong time.
791
00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,838
Karl wasn't even
In the wrong place.
792
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,506
- mm.
793
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,741
- you know where he was
The night of the bust?
794
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,509
- I have a feeling
795
00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:38,744
I'm about to find out.
796
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,579
- holed up in our apartment
797
00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:42,681
Chained to a radiator.
798
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,184
We'd started
The hard stuff by then.
799
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:49,188
Karl knew we had to get
Off that track.
800
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,589
I was so in love
With the idea
801
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:54,226
Of us as courtney love
And kurt cobain.
802
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:57,263
And he saw we were heading
Straight for sid and nancy.
803
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,698
Karl did.
- poor beth.
804
00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:02,168
So many role models,
So little time.
805
00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:04,203
- who do you think
Straightened me out, mary?
806
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,172
You think I just came
Into the program
807
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:08,740
Scared straight?
808
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,242
He turned my life around
809
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:11,710
Right after
He turned around his.
810
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,745
- and now he's doing the same
To beth's.
811
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:19,618
Not working out so well
This time, though, huh?
812
00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:24,723
- beth was our chance
To do what our parents didn't.
813
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,660
We tried to get it right,
You know?
814
00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,732
- I knew this little girl.
815
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:35,834
Her dad was a fugitive.
816
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,636
Took off when she was little,
817
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,471
Left the whole family behind.
818
00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:42,774
And she would fantasize
819
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:45,177
About, you know,
820
00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:46,878
If he'd taken her with him.
821
00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,847
Just the two of them.
Life on the road.
822
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,284
Step ahead of the law.
823
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,653
But that's all it was.
824
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:56,722
A fantasy.
825
00:35:56,755 --> 00:36:00,592
Dragging a kid along
For the ride,
826
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,228
For that ride,
827
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:06,565
I mean, what kind of life
Is beth gonna have?
828
00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:07,933
What kind of friends?
829
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:09,668
And what's the point
If she has to bolt
830
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:10,902
At the drop of a hat?
831
00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,538
School, career,
832
00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,307
A family of her own?
833
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:20,612
Come on.
You think she withdrew before?
834
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,649
Just wait.
835
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:42,801
- I think that we should cross
The border together.
836
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:46,004
Yeah.
Meet me at that place
837
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,673
Outside of las cruces.
838
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,276
- okay.
839
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:51,777
See you there.
840
00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:56,248
- I love you.
841
00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:59,285
- I love you too.
842
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,468
- hands. Hands.
843
00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:17,736
Let me see your hands.
- hands in the air.
844
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:18,970
- hands in the air.
845
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,740
It's okay, baby.
- dad!
846
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,275
- it's okay.
- don't worry, sweetie.
847
00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:24,643
- no, don't take him.
- it's okay.
848
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:25,877
- don't take him!
849
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,546
He didn't do anything.
850
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,580
- listen to me.
- I'm gonna be okay.
851
00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:29,881
- dad!
- I'm so sorry.
852
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:31,617
- don't leave me, dad.
853
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:32,951
Please.
854
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,553
- you'll see me soon.
- okay.
855
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:35,887
- mary, he didn't do anything.
- look.
856
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,489
Look at me.
Look at me.
857
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:38,990
Do you trust me?
Do you trust me?
858
00:37:39,024 --> 00:37:40,659
- no!
- hey!
859
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:41,960
You're gonna look back on this,
860
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:42,994
Maybe years from now,
861
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:44,663
And you're gonna realize
862
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,031
You couldn't live on the run.
863
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,934
- I promise.
864
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,969
I promise.
865
00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:53,705
I promise.
866
00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:55,307
Come here.
867
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:03,482
- hey.
- hey.
868
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:04,850
- showed up to work today,
869
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:06,051
And stan told me
To come here.
870
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:08,454
Any idea why?
871
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:11,089
- look, lord knows
I have been guilty
872
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,824
Of this in the past,
But I refuse
873
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,826
To play any psycho girlfriend
Games with you,
874
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,762
So I am just going to say it.
875
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,431
I was hurt when you didn't want
To go to the spa with me.
876
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,099
I mean, who works that hard
877
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,502
To get out of a massage?
878
00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:25,971
I figured you wanted
To break up with me.
879
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,706
- that's the last thing I want.
880
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:29,441
- except a massage.
881
00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:32,378
- kinda.
Look, odds are,
882
00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,446
As soon as I get
On that massage table,
883
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,415
It'll send me
Right back to 'nam.
884
00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:37,983
I'll be hearing the choppers,
885
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,385
Feeling the trip wires.
886
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:41,086
- I think
I have a compromise.
887
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,888
- no 'nam.
888
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:45,857
I will see to it personally.
889
00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:48,494
- oh.
890
00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:50,762
That could work.
891
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:57,736
- so I'm officially entering
The witness protection program.
892
00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,505
Do I have to change my name?
893
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:02,007
- no. No, you were born
Into witsec.
894
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,444
Congratulations, you're my
First witness who won't have to.
895
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,479
- and so my dad,
896
00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:10,516
He's, like, going away forever?
- no.
897
00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:11,983
Not forever.
898
00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,752
D.A. In san francisco
899
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,153
Opted not to pursue
The worst of the charges.
900
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,923
He has been a law-abiding
Citizen for 17 years.
901
00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:19,024
- if he continues
The good behavior,
902
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:21,059
He'll be out in five to seven.
903
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,729
- he'll serve his time in
California under his real name,
904
00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,831
And when he's done,
He'll be karl again.
905
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,499
Back in albuquerque.
906
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:30,769
- thank you.
907
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,137
Oh, there's one more thing.
908
00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:33,972
- I'm not calling you moonbeam.
909
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:36,508
- I need you to take beth
Somewhere.
910
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:40,011
I wouldn't ask you,
But house arrest.
911
00:39:43,014 --> 00:39:44,015
- lindsay lohan all of a sudden.
912
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,484
- oh. Yeah, no,
913
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:46,818
It's fine.
914
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:48,119
Just let me know
When to pick her up.
915
00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:50,722
- okay.
916
00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,090
- hey, beth.
917
00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:56,428
Do you have a sec?
918
00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:58,930
Listen, I know
It's gonna be hard
919
00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,432
Giving them another shot,
920
00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:04,470
But, my two cents,
I think you should.
921
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:09,441
'cause if you don't,
It just ends up--
922
00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,209
Just take it from me.
923
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:14,746
Sometimes the change is real.
924
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,048
Sometimes they surprise you.
925
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:20,151
- whatever.
926
00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,924
But thanks.
927
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:37,102
- * mm
928
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:40,706
* I don't believe
In anything but myself *
929
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:44,209
* I don't believe in anything
But myself *
930
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,845
*
931
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,981
- and now it is
My profound honor to present
932
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:51,817
Our finalists.
933
00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,251
- there comes a time
In every kid's life
934
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,521
When they realize
They're not the only ones
935
00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:56,888
Putting on a show.
936
00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:58,223
Girlfriends, boyfriends,
937
00:40:58,256 --> 00:40:59,257
Cops and robbers,
938
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,726
And every member of the pta--
939
00:41:00,759 --> 00:41:02,928
Everyone's hiding behind masks,
940
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,497
Fundamentally unknowable.
941
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:12,037
- and beth harris.
- * and so it goes
942
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,772
* this soldier knows
943
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,742
* the battle with the heart
944
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:19,010
- you know, now that
She's starting to place,
945
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:21,813
Maybe beth could really use
Some help
946
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:24,015
Losing those pesky
Last few lbs.
947
00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:26,084
- oh.
948
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:28,053
It was baby food.
- oh.
949
00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:30,822
- amazing for portion control.
950
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:33,792
- you're everything
That's wrong with the world.
951
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,027
- and our second runner-up
Is...
952
00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:37,963
Beth harris.
953
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:49,274
That first peak behind the
Curtain. A lifting of the mask.
It's a disorienting moment.
954
00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:56,281
The solid ground beneath you
Slips away to quicksand. Along
With all you thought you knew.
955
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:58,984
* but how do I know
956
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,219
* if I'll make it through
957
00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:02,921
- but as you grow older,
958
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,255
You realize
That there's a kind of truth
959
00:42:04,289 --> 00:42:05,624
In the lie.
960
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:07,559
That the mask
Is often more revealing
961
00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:08,894
Than you ever meant it to be.
962
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:11,062
And sometimes,
Just sometimes,
963
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,664
You find,
Along the way,
964
00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:14,866
That the person
You were pretending to be
965
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:18,036
Became the person you are.
966
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:20,639
- * and so it goes
967
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:22,641
* this soldier knows
66796
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