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- no, it's great
If you're handing out copies
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At the watchtower.
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Don't be nervous,
Mom will never like you.
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So no worries there.
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And dad's just happy
You're not a guy.
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- oh, great, thanks.
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- just don't ask too many
Questions about dad
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And uncle neal's business.
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I'm kind of being serious now.
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- what are they,
Spies or criminals--
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- they're not spies, uh...
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Dad and uncle neil aren't
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100 percent
Law abiding citizens.
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It's got nothing
To do with me...
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Or us.
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Okay?
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Breakfast in five.
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- I've got it.
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- were you
Expecting somebody?
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- no, I don't know
Who it could be.
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- shh.
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- shh.
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- freeze, u.S. Marshals!
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- drop the bat.
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Drop the bat,
Come out slowly,
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Let me see your hands.
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- my family, are they--
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Is this the guy?
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- not yet, damn it.
Come on.
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Come on, come on!
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- I don't even know
What they want.
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We never talked
About funerals.
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They probably
Have wills, right?
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- it'll be okay.
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Your uncle neal
Probably would know
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What your dad
Would have wanted.
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- you're right,
You're right,
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Neal will know.
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- so there's a locate here
And a locate here.
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But almanza really thinks
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That this is the zone
We should be focusing on.
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I don't know if he's right.
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- inspector marshall mann.
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- you can just say inspector.
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- well, I know you're
A marshal, we're all marshals.
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- no, that's my name.
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- marshall.
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- inspector marshal
Marshall mann.
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- it's, uh--
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- yeah, okay, I'm sure there's
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A great story there,
But we're a little busy.
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- so am I.
I'm with witness protection.
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- oh, "Wimpsec"...Whew!
Right?
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Listen, after you get these
Mopes their fake I.D.'s
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And their plane tickets,
How about a coffee run?
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Thanks.
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- through there.
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Hey, the girl
Finally stopped blubbering,
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Try not
To set her off again.
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Can't stand all the crying.
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- the federal major crimes task
Force has been after the man
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Who killed your family
For a long time.
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Carson miller ran
One of the most violent
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Criminal gangs in the city.
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Last week,
Several of his associates
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Betrayed him
To law enforcement.
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He escaped,
And went after everyone
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He thought
Double-crossed him.
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Including your family.
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You've agreed to testify,
So I need to get you safe.
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- he claims he didn't get
A clear look at the shooter.
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Somewhat hard to believe.
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But, if he won't testify,
We can't protect him.
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- one of the deputies
Said that we--
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- marshal marshall,
Quick question--
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- in a second.
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- that we'd be in witness
Protection
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For a long time.
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- given the depths of carson's
Criminal ties...
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- months, plus, a long--
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That's what he's dancing around.
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Forever.
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Carson is completely insane.
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If we catch him,
His crew will kill you.
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If we don't,
He'll kill you.
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So, old life done,
New life starts,
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It will be fine.
You're welcome.
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Couple things,
Contact info for you, for them--
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- if that's what
You both want, absolutely.
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- how long have
They been going out?
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- well, four months,
But it feels like we're--
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- don't say "Soul mates."
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"Soul mates" was invented
By crappy writers
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To sell bad books
To stupid people.
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You're gonna break up.
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You're gonna become each other's
Biggest security risk
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And have to go through the whole
Messy moving process again,
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At taxpayers' expense.
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- thank you, mary sunshine.
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But it's their decision.
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What'll it be?
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- we'll stay together.
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- forget witsec,
Might as well just hold hands
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And go to lilith fair.
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All right,
So claudia and henry.
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We're gonna keep it moving,
Right?
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Not spend a second more
Than we have to?
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- every once in a while,
I forget how
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The happiness
Of others angers you.
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- not everyone,
Just them.
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It's all that cooing,
And the way he's always
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Playing with her hair.
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- well, they were just robbed,
So maybe--
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Oh, there.
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- this is not
Getting anything done!
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- I'm done
Being your mother!
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- the scent of human misery,
Home cooking to your soul.
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- there's a researcher
Who claims he can tell
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If a couple's
Going to break up
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Based on how
They talk to each other.
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An ability I've had
Since I was five,
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Without n.I.H. Funding.
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I just looked up at my parents
And thought, "Nope."
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It took a six-figure
Gambling debt,
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An alcoholic spiral
And an fbi manhunt,
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But they finally came
To the same conclusion.
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Did they get
Anything valuable?
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- uh, they, uh--
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They didn't get the one thing
That we can't replace.
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The happy kitty ring.
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- it can take many forms,
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But the worst are the ones
Who should have known better.
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The ones who rushed in,
Got hitched,
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And now they don't
Know how to get out of it.
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They look like marmots
Trapped in a cage.
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All right, I'll look
Into the carson angle,
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Make sure there's
No connection to your past.
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- uh...
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- uh, there's a chance
I might have kept some photos
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In a box in the closet,
Family records.
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- yeah.
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- oh jesus, henry.
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- okay, so either we have
A home invader
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Who took every
Valuable item in the house
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And just happened
To get a box
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That will mean
Nothing to him, or--
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- someone made it look like
A robbery to confirm
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Your real identities.
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- by the way, pack up.
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- criminal coincidence,
A couple days.
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- anything to do
With carson miller,
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You're looking at new names,
New life, new town,
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All over again.
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Guys,
It shouldn't take long.
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Clothes are out,
Chop-chop.
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Carson miller,
Last spotted in bolivia.
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Baltimore fbi thinks
He's still the boss,
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Running things
From down there.
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- wow, gone seven years,
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Ruling by pure fear
From another hemisphere.
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I'd love to have
Power like that some day.
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- but wouldn't you rather
That power
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Came from love,
Not from fear?
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- I don't even
Understand the question.
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- henry's uncle neal
Seems to have stayed
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In the family business,
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Six arrests,
No convictions.
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- are we--
Are we out of paper?
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- you're out of both
Three hole punch and regular.
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- I never thought I'd say this,
But I think I miss eleanor.
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Fbi seriously hired her
To be an analyst?
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That's almost
Like a real job.
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Hey, do analysts get guns?
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- you better hope not,
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She's about as big
Into forgiveness as you are.
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- so henry and claudia
Seemed a bit weird, huh?
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- they were freaked out
From the break in.
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- maybe, or--
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- don't sing the song.
- I love me some song.
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- the rule is the song
Can only be invoked
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When you are proven right.
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- yeah, I know.
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- wow, stan,
Opening day at ascot?
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- I have a meeting
With allison pearson.
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- the newly appointed
U.S. Marshal for our district.
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- right, right,
The political hack
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Who licked d.C. Butt
Like a creamsicle
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So she could tell actual
Marshals how to do a job
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She can't comprehend,
Let alone be in charge of.
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That allison pearson.
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- you two are
Gonna be gone all day, right?
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- no, but it's okay.
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I think your meeting
With allison is tomorrow.
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- oops.
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- it's good.
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Gives you time to buy
The top hat and monocle.
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- so, henry and claudia,
We got a breach?
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- not sure yet.
We got a bet. You wanna ref?
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- it's what I live for.
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- I say break up
Was inevitable,
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Glenda the good witch here,
Thinks...
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- rough patch,
They'll get through it,
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This is a couple
That goes the distance.
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- oh, yeah.
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- I called this pair day one.
Doomed.
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- your stipend will last six
Months to a year.
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So there's no reason
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You can't have everything
You dreamed of.
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- but...In albuquerque.
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- it's a city
With a lot to offer.
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- yeah, all the crystal meth
A nose could want.
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Have fun.
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- I'm sorry.
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I'm on a case.
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- yes, you are.
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You've been temporarily
Reassigned to "Wimpsec."
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- ha ha, hilarious.
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- I am, and right.
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Get used to both
And we should be fine
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For the next few days.
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The next few days you're gonna
Follow your career path
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Into the wonderful world
Of babysitting basket cases,
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And I'm gonna do--
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What is it
That real marshals do again?
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I know I read
About it someplace.
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Oh, yeah,
Catch a fugitive.
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- it has been decided,
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That for reasons
Of decorum,
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Claudia needs
A female escort.
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- did you
Just say decorum?
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'cause I think people
Who say decorum aren't allowed
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To tell other people
What do do.
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- I'm not telling you
What to do, your boss is.
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Don't believe me?
Call him.
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I'm gonna double check
This myself
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Since I'm not exactly
Bursting with joy.
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Stan, I don't
Want to overreact here,
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But she's crazier
Than the killer
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Who's after my witnesses,
And a lot less pleasant.
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- yeah, I've heard she can be
Overly forthright.
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00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,464
Aronson's tried to pawn her off
On seven other officers
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And no one will take her,
But--
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- no, they've already got
A girl on this detail,
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You should see this guy.
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- come on,
It's a short flight.
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- the airport's iced in,
And with carson still in play,
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I can't take a direct route.
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It's gonna be
A three-day move.
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- you have my sympathy,
And your orders.
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- all right, fine.
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00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,948
But as soon
As they're in new mexico,
252
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,382
I'm back
On the carson pursuit,
253
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,252
And you better pray they don't
Catch him without me.
254
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,088
All right, look.
255
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,423
Maybe we can both
Get what we want here.
256
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,326
We leak our route to carson's
Associates, right?
257
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,795
And then we wait for them
To catch up--
258
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,131
- were you drunk
When they covered
259
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,398
Witness protection
At the academy?
260
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,167
These people
Are traumatized.
261
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,370
We're all they have.
262
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,089
- it shouldn't matter
Why I want the money back,
263
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,558
I just do.
264
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,260
I know that I've already paid
For the classes,
265
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,264
But now I want to withdraw
And get a refund.
266
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,468
You know, it's fine.
267
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,437
- I'm just trying
To change my schedule
268
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,540
To get some
Of my tuition money back.
269
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,443
- you know, squish,
This sudden need for cash,
270
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,080
And the secret phone calls
Behind closed doors,
271
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,048
The internet searches
For airfare to new jersey,
272
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:38,385
It's all starting to feel
A little like chuck part two.
273
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,222
- actually,
It's my computer.
274
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,857
- okay, well,
Figure out how much
275
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,358
I've used it
And bill me.
276
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,227
- don't act like I'm being
The unreasonable one here.
277
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,329
- no, it's completely reasonable
For you to spy on me
278
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,630
And treat me like an idiot.
279
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,166
- come on, please.
- for you.
280
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,069
I just sometimes
Forget that.
281
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,538
- all right, look--
Hey.
282
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,573
- henry and claudia's dvr
Is still calling
283
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,642
For programming updates,
So we can trace
284
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,212
The update calls
To the robber's landline.
285
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,451
- u.S. Marshals, we'd like
To ask you a few questions.
286
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,854
- umm, okay,
What's this about?
287
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,470
I have a prescription.
288
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,506
- yeah, I'm sure
Your glaucoma's debilitating.
289
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,478
Sit down, don't move.
290
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,481
- well, here we go.
291
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:45,218
What's past is prologue.
292
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,325
- your turn to drive.
293
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,961
- thank you, jesus.
294
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,397
- gas 'er up, driver pays.
295
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:19,152
You know, for a marshal,
You're kind of a puss.
296
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,121
Did you sign up for the service
Just 'cause of the name thing,
297
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,324
Cause I'm not sure that's
The best way to choose a career.
298
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,659
Family tradition,
I'm fifth generation.
299
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:30,463
- oh, yeah,
A family of marshals.
300
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,331
Must have been
An awkward conversation
301
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,133
When you told them
You were gay, huh?
302
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:37,370
- I'm not...
Taking the bait.
303
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,439
What line of work
Is your family in?
304
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,408
- alcoholism
And bank robbery.
305
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,144
- you must be
Quite the disappointment.
306
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,279
- mutual.
307
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,318
- not to get too sappy,
But...
308
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,187
It's an opportunity
309
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,356
To watch people decide...
310
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,491
What to change
About themselves,
311
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,460
What to keep.
312
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,162
Think about it,
You have this whole future,
313
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,465
It seemed so real,
All these plans.
314
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,535
Then suddenly,
There's this big empty space
315
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,270
Where that future
Used to be.
316
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,205
And you can fill it
With anything you want,
317
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,041
Be anyone you ever dreamed.
318
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,010
- or, you wake up
In the parched, dead hellbox
319
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,346
Of albuquerque
Bleeding from the ears
320
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,450
Because you scream yourself
To sleep every night.
321
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,154
- I do actually wonder
What's wrong with you,
322
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:31,391
But I don't
Actually want to know.
323
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,626
- that is the first
Smart thing you've said.
324
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:45,238
Family photos, labeled
With first and last names.
325
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,674
- oh look, the year and place
The pics were snapped.
326
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,144
Great.
Thanks, henry.
327
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,415
Derrick, come here.
328
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,350
Sit down.
329
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,087
Okay, what's the story?
330
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,355
- it was supposed
To be a joke.
331
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,523
- yeah, breaking and entering,
332
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,225
Three to five stretch,
Hilarious.
333
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,759
- yeah.
334
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,362
- no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm a friend of henry's.
335
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,500
- we hang out at the bar
Where he works.
336
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,369
It's supposed to be
A practical joke on his wife.
337
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,805
He said if I did it
I could keep the dvr,
338
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,707
Which is pretty cool, right?
339
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,675
I mean, it can record, like,
Four shows at once--
340
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,844
- okay, okay, okay,
Henry said what, exactly?
341
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,380
That you should make it look
Like a burglary?
342
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,449
- yeah, he gave me
A list of stuff to take.
343
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,784
- especially the pictures.
344
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,220
- oh, boy.
345
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,488
- he said to get them,
But don't look at them.
346
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,390
Which was weird,
So, like,
347
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:41,328
I called him, like,
50 times, no answer.
348
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,563
Then I went by his place,
He's gone.
349
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:47,367
So, you know, is he okay?
Right?
350
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,302
I mean, I'm starting
To freak out a little bit.
351
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:51,538
And...
352
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,373
What, what?
353
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,743
Wait, okay.
No, I get it.
354
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,446
This is part of the joke,
Right?
355
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,148
You guys aren't marshals.
356
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,353
This is awesome!
357
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,463
What?
- shut up.
358
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,165
- okay.
359
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,299
- shut up now,
Shut up tomorrow,
360
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,533
Shut up forever,
You got that?
361
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,403
You don't tell anybody
About this, ever.
362
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:27,174
Are we clear?
363
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,375
God.
364
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,180
- no, you can't shoot him.
365
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,420
- so stupid.
366
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,623
- okay, let's take a moment
Here, think this through.
367
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,924
Henry set it all up.
368
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,427
Had lebowski there break in,
Steal everything--
369
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,361
And the photos--
370
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,364
To intentionally create
A security breach.
371
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,201
So that we would, what,
Be forced to move them, why?
372
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,868
- I have no idea.
Here's what I do know.
373
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,604
I don't care.
I'm sick of it.
374
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,306
I'm sick of needy, crazy,
Stupid liars.
375
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,507
Seriously,
I can't take it anymore.
376
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,375
I grew up with them, I live
With them, I work with them.
377
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,477
And no matter how fast I run,
Or far I go,
378
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,512
They breed and come after me.
379
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,513
It's like a zombie movie,
380
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,947
Except the only scary part
Is it never ends.
381
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,416
- really good.
382
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,650
- no, I think I hit it all.
383
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,552
- ready.
384
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,921
- thanks.
- de nada.
385
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,308
- hello.
386
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,444
- little brat tricked me.
387
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,347
- hi, brandi, why aren't you
Calling from your cell?
388
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,683
Wow, yeah, no, no,
They are easy to lose
389
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,419
Over and over and over.
390
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,655
Listen, I gotta, um--
391
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,423
A-ha, well,
392
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,826
Chuck sounds
Like a real catch.
393
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,895
Oh, oh, hello?
Hello, hello?
394
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,998
Oh, going through a tunnel.
Sorry!
395
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,434
My sister has
The worst taste in men.
396
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,336
Worse than mom,
Worse than me.
397
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,571
Well, mom.
398
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,441
- so you dodge
Your mom's calls too?
399
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,611
- yeah, right,
Like she'd have my number.
400
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,946
What, you call your mom
Every sunday or something?
401
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,784
- no...Dad.
402
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,320
I talk to mom every day.
403
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,554
- wait.
404
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,291
Are you the perfect son
From the perfect family?
405
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,393
- that's ridiculous.
406
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:30,430
- you are.
- we have problems.
407
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,465
- no, my family
Has problems.
408
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,301
- actual, irresolvable,
Psychotic problems
409
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,402
That will never,
Ever change.
410
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,905
Your family has what, like,
Cute little dilemmas?
411
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,440
But, no matter what,
412
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,809
You always stick together,
Right?
413
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,345
I'm so right,
I've seen the movie.
414
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,679
Smiling faces,
Matching outfits,
415
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:49,516
Doing song and dance numbers
As you flee the nazis.
416
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,751
- you have good spider sense.
417
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,853
- yeah, it's tuned.
418
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,488
- ever turn it
On yourself?
419
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,390
No.
420
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,592
- so you never wonder why
You chose a career path
421
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:03,830
Where you chase people
Trying to run from you?
422
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,867
- helping people
Who need it?
423
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,001
Because, why do that?
424
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,804
That might actually challenge
Your view of humanity.
425
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,342
Prejudiced, narrow,
And ignorant as it is.
426
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,377
That might just be
All you've got.
427
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,413
And if that goes,
Well, what then?
428
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,422
- I don't know,
I was in the bathroom,
429
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,525
I thought he was with you.
430
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:33,593
- stay here.
- I'll find him.
431
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,027
- do what you do.
432
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,397
Stay with her,
Sing edelweiss.
433
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,036
Who are you calling?
434
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,373
- oh, having phone sex--
435
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,876
- your uncle, did you get him,
Did you talk to him?
436
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,511
- no!
There was no answer.
437
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,513
- henry, there is nothing
I'd love more
438
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,714
Than to use you as bait
To get carson,
439
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,416
But if I did,
I'd do it smart.
440
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,584
You're being an idiot,
441
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,751
And you're gonna
Get us all killed.
442
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,119
Carson miller
Is looking for you.
443
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,088
Oh, come on!
444
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,525
You talk about this guy
Like he's keyser soze.
445
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,926
He knows we're in witsec.
446
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,861
And if he's smart,
Then he'll forget about us
447
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,530
- he is smart.
He's smart, and he won't.
448
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:13,065
I know his profile.
He won't stop, not ever.
449
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,002
- uncle neal is the only family
That I have left.
450
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,505
I wanted to try to talk him
Into coming with us,
451
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:19,506
Getting into
Witness protection.
452
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,873
He's not safe out there.
453
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:24,611
- he is safe,
And he's not coming into witsec.
454
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,580
- but he--
455
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,749
- henry, your uncle
Set up the hit.
456
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,887
You just don't
Wanna see it.
457
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:39,859
Come on.
458
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,395
You call him again,
You'll be killing yourself,
459
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,431
And claudia.
460
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,033
Is that what you want?
461
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:51,671
- no, I would never--
462
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,873
I love claudia.
463
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:57,410
- then be the man
That she needs.
464
00:22:57,444 --> 00:23:00,713
And if you can't,
Let her know now.
465
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,182
Commit.
To this, to her, everything,
466
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,986
Or step off.
467
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:10,490
- I wanna ask you
A question.
468
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:13,092
I was thinking,
Since you're gonna be
469
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,428
Changing your name anyway...
470
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,668
Hello kitty.
471
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,470
Didn't your parents
Buy you any toys?
472
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:26,105
- word games,
Educational software.
473
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,875
- well, we're gonna
Make up for that.
474
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,142
From now on,
475
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:34,714
It is all pointless,
Stupid fun all the time.
476
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:38,150
Claudia,
Will you marry me?
477
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,488
Yes.
478
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:44,591
Yes.
479
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,562
- congratulations.
480
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,897
- thank mary.
481
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,064
I never would have
Had the guts
482
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,066
If she hadn't
Let me have it just now.
483
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,570
- yeah, she was great.
484
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,906
She really made me
See what to do here.
485
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,513
- we're--
We're getting married.
486
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,753
- after we got here,
Henry really didn't wanna
487
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,055
Do anything
Except be with me.
488
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:18,257
Which was great at first,
489
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,992
But then I opened
The toy store,
490
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,160
I made friends,
491
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:24,597
And I couldn't be
His whole life anymore.
492
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:28,034
I thought, maybe if
He went back to law school, or--
493
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:31,804
He's so brilliant,
But I think losing everything
494
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:35,542
And starting over
Killed something in him.
495
00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:38,811
- back then,
All we had was each other.
496
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:41,280
Everything else was gone,
So we held on to each other.
497
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,982
I never loved
Anybody like that,
498
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:45,785
I never had anybody
Love me like that,
499
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,254
And I realized,
That's what matters,
500
00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,022
'cause what else is there?
501
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:53,726
So law school turned
Into business school,
502
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,262
And business school
Turned into sociology.
503
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,865
That turned
Into hanging out,
504
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:02,535
Bartending, partying...
505
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,937
With guys like derrick.
506
00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:09,308
- and, uh, she started
Slipping away.
507
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,277
Acting like I, uh,
Let her down.
508
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:14,581
Like I'm not
The guy that she married.
509
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:18,585
But I can't--
I can't lose her.
510
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:23,690
She's the only thing
That's real.
511
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,592
- I love him.
512
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,027
I just don't know
If I love him the way I did.
513
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,328
The way he needs.
514
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,864
- I thought, if it was just
The two of us again,
515
00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,032
Like it was--
516
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,067
- it would
Bring you back together.
517
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,069
Bring back that intensity,
That intimacy?
518
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,304
- so you get it then.
519
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,840
- I get that it was sneaky,
Stupid, and self-destructive.
520
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,642
I get that you might have
Been a nice guy once.
521
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,578
But now,
You officially suck.
522
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:52,585
- stop.
Just stop, okay?
523
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,227
I want a divorce.
524
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,976
- hey brand.
- hey, um, peter.
525
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,244
So listen,
526
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:21,380
I'm really sorry
To call and bug you with this.
527
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:25,785
But, um, there's a little
Problem with my tuition,
528
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:29,288
And I'm a little short.
529
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:35,227
- for tuition
At a community college?
530
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:41,400
But that's the entire year,
Plus books.
531
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:46,105
Um, so...Hello?
532
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,373
- no, yeah...Sorry.
533
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:50,009
It's just,
This year's been a little dicey,
534
00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:52,311
And people really aren't
Rushing to buy cars.
535
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,345
Cashwise, I'm a little--
536
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,949
- I know, I'm really sorry
To even have to ask.
537
00:26:56,983 --> 00:27:00,820
- no, no, let me just talk
To my accountant, okay?
538
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:05,191
- okay.
539
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,294
- so...Should I still
Come over later?
540
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,429
- sure, yeah, of course.
541
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,032
- okay, I'll see you
In a little bit.
542
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:15,968
- see ya.
543
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:19,038
- chicago's no good
For claudia.
544
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,840
It's too likely she'll run
Into someone from her old life.
545
00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,374
She did three summers
At northwestern.
546
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:25,177
- good to go.
547
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:28,280
Twin cities for claudia,
Capital of california for henry,
548
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,049
And they never
See each other again.
549
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,417
- no running into each other
At the mall,
550
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,285
No awkward interest
In the new spouse,
551
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,721
No break up booty calls.
552
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:35,888
Just a neat, clean,
553
00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:38,024
Federally funded
Soul mate amputation.
554
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:39,225
- stan, I need your okay
555
00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:41,894
On the henry and claudia
Relocation.
556
00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:43,963
- wow! So...
557
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,965
Big day, huh?
558
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,834
Allison pearson
Finally arrives.
559
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:52,238
- oh, gosh, actually
I had sort of forgotten.
560
00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:00,312
- well, that's very sad.
561
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:02,381
- technically mine.
562
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:03,816
Initial there.
563
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:04,984
- and, as you do,
I will begin the song,
564
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,018
Unless your welshing.
565
00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,486
- no. The bet is,
The song is sung
566
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,221
When they are
Officially put asunder.
567
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:11,123
This just gives them funds,
Permission,
568
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,324
And a movement plan.
569
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:13,392
I choose optimism.
570
00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:17,196
- marshall's in bounds.
571
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,365
- play on.
572
00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:25,204
- stan.
573
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,939
Welcome, marshall pearson.
- allison.
574
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:28,374
That's a lovely suit.
- oh!
575
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,176
- where did you
Have it made?
576
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,812
No, I just, uh,
Bought it in a store.
577
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,513
- must be why it
Doesn't quite fit
578
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,415
In the shoulders,
Easy fix.
579
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:38,484
- wow, hate her.
580
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:41,287
- you must be mary shannon.
Heard a lot about you.
581
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:43,489
- your name's
Come up quite a lot.
582
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:46,025
- huh.
- you must be marshall.
583
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,428
- only in
The very nicest way.
584
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,197
- hmm.
585
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,232
- so if you'll just clip on
That security badge.
586
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,267
It's crepe.
587
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,236
The teeth in this little claw
Will just tear it.
588
00:28:57,269 --> 00:28:58,170
I'm just gonna hold it.
589
00:28:58,204 --> 00:28:59,138
I do the same thing
At the white house.
590
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,407
The president
Sort of teases me about it.
591
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,378
- oh, first minute,
Name drops potus.
592
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:11,083
It's gotta be
A land speed record.
593
00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:14,353
Is she a bat?
594
00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:18,024
- I don't know. Let's walk away.
595
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,326
- so, allison, any headlines
On what you'd like to cover?
596
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,928
- just one.
597
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,796
The witness protection budget
In this office
598
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,264
Is grotesquely huge.
599
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:27,199
And given the fact
You safeguard as many criminals
600
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,335
As ordinary citizens,
It's hardly worth
601
00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:32,972
The kind of money you spend,
Is it?
602
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:36,008
So where do we start?
603
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:47,286
- I like driving at night.
604
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:49,922
- me too.
605
00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:54,426
- I remember being with my dad
When I was six or seven.
606
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,963
He'd bundle us all up
At bedtime,
607
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:59,165
We'd take off
For someplace.
608
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,333
My brother's nine,
Back, half asleep,
609
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,369
Mom and dad up front,
Nobody talking.
610
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:07,373
Just the sound of the road
In the dark.
611
00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:08,307
Aren't you gonna
Say something
612
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,977
Funny and mean
That'll blow holes in me?
613
00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:14,413
- no, it sounds nice.
614
00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:17,616
My dad had
This sweet tooth.
615
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,886
Kicked in
Sometimes late at night.
616
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,253
When my mom
Would be getting sloshed
617
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:24,390
Gearing up for a fight,
And we'd slip out,
618
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:28,127
Go to this all-night place
For ice cream.
619
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,131
Mostly to get away
From her.
620
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,101
That, and I think
He liked being with me.
621
00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:38,070
Just the two of us.
622
00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:41,140
Driving around in the dark,
Singing along to the radio.
623
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,041
- I bet he did.
624
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:44,243
I cannot imagine you
Were a dull child.
625
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:56,388
No, no, no.
626
00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:59,391
No, facial recognition program
At sunport caught
627
00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:02,028
Carson miller moving through
Security two hours ago.
628
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,263
What is the point
Of airport security?
629
00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:06,098
What's the 20
On henry and claudia?
630
00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:08,234
- she went home to pack a few
Things, god damn it.
631
00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:10,402
- he's still at the hotel.
632
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,004
Here's a printout
Of the security cam.
633
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:13,439
- you grab him,
I'll get her.
634
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:20,112
- come on, henry.
635
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,556
- claudia, claudia!
636
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,124
- it's gonna be okay, hide.
637
00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:35,227
- mary, I'm scared.
- just hide until I get there!
638
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,475
- henry.
639
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,020
- claudia.
640
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:37,223
- hey.
641
00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,292
- it's all right,
It's all right, all right.
642
00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:44,330
I gotcha. It's okay.
643
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:46,665
- henry's en route
With s.O.G.
644
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,468
- same, meet me.
645
00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,125
- henry and claudia should be
There in three minutes.
646
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,061
- any evidence
Carson killed derrick?
647
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,229
- yeah, marshall accessed
Derrick's phone records.
648
00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:18,664
When the idiot
Couldn't find henry,
649
00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,600
He opened the box and started
Calling henry's family.
650
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:24,103
Including--
- uncle neal.
651
00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:25,237
- asshole still
Selling out family.
652
00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:27,806
- alert the fugitive task force,
Derrick probably gave up
653
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,341
Everything he knew
About henry and claudia,
654
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,576
Where they worked,
Where they hung out.
655
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:31,810
That's where
Carson's gonna be.
656
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,146
- got it.
657
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,255
- what if we give him
What he wants?
658
00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:44,423
Put me out there,
You know, bait?
659
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,525
- no.
660
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,294
- catching carson is somebody
Else's job,
661
00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:50,229
Not yours, not mine.
Got it?
662
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,397
- I feel like
This is all my fault.
663
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:52,531
I wanna do something.
664
00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:56,302
- live.
Trust me, that's something.
665
00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,204
- standard emergency
Evac procedure.
666
00:33:58,237 --> 00:33:59,171
- a helicopter.
Standard?
667
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,539
- what do you want him to do,
Catch a bus?
668
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:01,740
- mary.
669
00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:03,375
You're welcome
To check with washington.
670
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:06,378
- no, I've said what I need to,
It's your call, stan.
671
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,259
- skids up in five.
672
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,662
- he was just here,
Where is he?
673
00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,331
When was the last time
You saw him?
674
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,499
- uh, 10,
15 minutes ago.
675
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:31,770
- we're locked down,
He couldn't get out.
676
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:34,140
- my--
677
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,341
- your badge,
The one you wouldn't clip on
678
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:38,244
To your pretty little suit,
Where is it?
679
00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:41,113
It's on the street
With my witness.
680
00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:45,484
- oh, jesus.
681
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:46,618
- inspector shannon.
682
00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:47,853
- pray to whatever god
You believe in that I get henry
683
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:50,822
Before carson does, or what
Happens to him happens to you.
684
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,292
Get away from me.
Amateur.
685
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,394
- still on him.
686
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,463
He's in old town,
Near the bar where he works.
687
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,332
- he wants carson to get him
So we get carson.
688
00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:01,467
- we have the fugitive
Task force in the area.
689
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,668
Don't tell them.
They want carson.
690
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:05,137
They'll be more than happy
To use henry as bait, trust me.
691
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:06,272
We roll in quiet,
No uniforms,
692
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:07,406
No presence,
We get henry safe.
693
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,442
Nobody else.
694
00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:07,699
Henry!
695
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,235
Henry.
696
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:12,271
Henry!
697
00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:16,375
Henry!
698
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:19,578
Henry!
699
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:24,483
- jesus christ, lady,
What are you doing?
700
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,913
- hi, carson.
701
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,515
We've never actually met,
But I'm a big fan
702
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,749
And we go way back.
703
00:36:57,783 --> 00:36:59,451
It's a good story,
Tell him, marshall.
704
00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:00,752
- once upon a time,
705
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,522
There was a very happy marshal
Named marshall,
706
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:06,292
And a very unhappy marshal
Named mary.
707
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:07,526
And the moral
Of the story is,
708
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,894
All good things
Come to those
709
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,462
Who come to albuquerque.
710
00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:12,964
Except for you.
711
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:14,800
- there's a dishwasher.
712
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,802
- and walls and a door,
It's a palace.
713
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,804
Okay, it's been great,
Gotta jet.
714
00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:21,973
- oh, before you go,
I wanted to tell you something.
715
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:24,009
Both of you.
716
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:27,479
Thank you for getting us here,
Together.
717
00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:28,980
I don't know what would have
Happened to us
718
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:31,350
If you hadn't been the people
That you are.
719
00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:32,818
- we know how much
This means,
720
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:35,854
And we're not gonna waste
The chance you gave us.
721
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:40,058
Promise.
722
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,527
- mary,
Are you going back east?
723
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,463
- no, this has been
Such a wonderful,
724
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:45,997
Life changing experience,
I'm going to derail
725
00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,534
My whole career and join
Witsec in albuquerque.
726
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:51,269
Please.
727
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,809
- freud said
There are no jokes.
728
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,346
- you were using sarcasm
729
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:03,382
To express
Your true feelings.
730
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,417
- there's something weird
About the air here.
731
00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:06,818
- that's
The lack of pollution.
732
00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:10,822
- what, it's like this
All the time?
733
00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:12,991
- I don't know,
Might be worth sticking around
734
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,426
To see these two break up.
735
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:17,563
Should be
In about a week.
736
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:28,974
Unbelievable.
737
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,742
He does one stupid thing
She wants to leave him,
738
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,811
He does another stupid thing,
She wants to stay.
739
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:33,945
Did you pay him?
740
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:34,980
- I would have
If I had thought of it,
741
00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,949
But love triumphed
Without financial incentive.
742
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,618
- and the winner is marshall.
743
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,387
- * I'm right, you're wrong
744
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,522
* that is why
I sing this song *
745
00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:44,890
* I'm right, you fool
746
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,892
* I rule, you drool
747
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,927
- I need to speak to you.
748
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:59,705
What you said to me was rude,
Disrespectful, and right.
749
00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:02,408
There is a lot about witsec
I find appallingly wasteful,
750
00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:04,476
And morally questionable.
751
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:05,811
But mainly,
752
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,679
There's a lot about it
I just don't understand.
753
00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:10,148
So from now on,
I will be right here,
754
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,485
Every chance my schedule allows,
Learning...
755
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,086
From you.
756
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,756
- jesus, god.
- thank you, mary.
757
00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:21,460
I think our time together
Is gonna be memorable.
758
00:39:36,174 --> 00:39:38,444
- hey.
759
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:41,980
- hi.
760
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:44,516
- you probably know that
I don't really need to check
761
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,418
With my accountant
About money.
762
00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:48,153
I have money.
763
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:51,557
Well, $20,000 less
Than I had, but--
764
00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:55,160
- and, you probably know
It isn't for school.
765
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,496
The reason I asked you
On the phone was,
766
00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,832
I didn't think I could
Look at you and lie.
767
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:02,100
Uh, but the truth is,
768
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,202
I have to go
Back east for a while,
769
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,472
And I can't
Tell you any more.
770
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:09,808
So please don't give me
The money if you need to know.
771
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:12,811
- I trust you.
772
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:16,715
- yeah.
773
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,017
- nobody's ever
Said that to me before.
774
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:22,187
- good, then I stand out.
775
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:26,057
- yes, you do.
776
00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:32,498
- don't tell mary
About the money.
777
00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:34,032
- sure.
778
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:36,468
- hey.
- hey.
779
00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:38,804
- does that mean that
I can leave and avoid
780
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:40,238
Being a helpless observer?
781
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:44,042
- yes.
- excellent.
782
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:48,880
- so, listen, I think, um,...
783
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,248
I think I need to maybe not
784
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,049
Watch you so close,
You know?
785
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:53,685
You're a grown up,
I'm a grown up,
786
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,887
I just--I just
Want you to be safe,
787
00:40:55,921 --> 00:40:57,489
That's all.
788
00:40:57,523 --> 00:41:01,527
- and I really wanna try
And be someone you respect.
789
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,596
- squish--
- don't say anything else.
790
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:06,998
Seriously, this is nice,
791
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:11,102
And we can ruin
Anything with words, so...
792
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,838
- when are you leaving
For jersey?
793
00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:15,574
- tomorrow.
794
00:41:15,607 --> 00:41:17,208
- well, just be sure
You're gone long enough
795
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:20,546
For me to really miss you.
796
00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:23,048
- will do.
797
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:30,488
- stan, I'm telling you,
Snap her up.
798
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:37,863
- is this some kind
Of stockholm syndrome?
799
00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,297
- I pride myself
On being able to tell
800
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,534
When a relationship
Won't work.
801
00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:44,169
And normally
I love being right,
802
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:46,071
More than anything.
803
00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,674
More than blue moon beer,
Exile on main street,
804
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,877
Food smothered
In mole sauce, and sleep.
805
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:55,747
But sometimes
It's good to be wrong.
806
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,985
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