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'Previously on Father Ted...'
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It's only a stupid game !
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The over-75s football match
isn't stupid !
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Can you win it without Father Nick ?
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I hope so. It's the forfeit system.
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Wait a second, these are fake hands!
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By this time next week you have to -
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Yes ?
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You have to...
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Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse !
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TRIBAL DRUMS
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Come on, lads !
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Quetzalcoatl the volcano god is
angry. We must appease his wrath !
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Volcano god, nonsense !
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I'll ask you one more time.
Would you not try Catholicism ?
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Nah. We don't agree
with the line on contraception.
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It's the '90s, for God's sake.
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(SCREAMS)
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THUD
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Cup of tea, Father.
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Father,... cup of tea. (TUTS)
Father, what's the matter with ya ?
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You're miles away.
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Mm ? Oh, sorry, Mrs Doyle. I was
just thinking about my next parish.
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The Bishop wants to send me somewhere
unpleasant. This time he might do it.
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You see,
I'm going to kick him up the arse.
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Oh, that. I don't think he'd mind.
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I'd say he'd love
a good, big, hard kick up the arse.
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Ted, you're not gonna believe this !
Clint Eastwood was arrested for a
crime he didn't... No, it's a film.
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Do you have to kick him up the arse?
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I lost the bet, Dougal.
I have to do my forfeit.
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Dick Byrne lost the darts tournament
and had to say "Bollocks"...
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in front o' President Mary Robinson.
He won't let me away with this one.
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You're right.
There's a code of honour involved.
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You could lie to him.
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He insisted
you take a photograph as proof.
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God, Dougal, what can I do ?
I like this parish.
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Do ya ?
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Well, no.
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Look at it this way - Bishop Brennan
has visited us twice in three years.
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He hates us! He thinks we're eejits.
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He thinks you're the biggest eejit,
head-honcho eejit number one.
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He may never come here again.
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PHONE
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Hello, Bishop Brennan.
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Yes.
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OK.
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He's coming tomorrow.
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Why ?
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I gather that Father Dick Byrne told
Bishop Brennan of a miraculous image
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..that's appeared in the skirting
boards of the parochial house here.
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He told him in the wood grain...
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..you can see what appears to be
a perfect likeness of Bishop Brennan.
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You found out all that there ?
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He's excited.
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Images appearing on skirting boards,
it's wacky.
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It's strange, like the Turin Shroud
or that woman in Sligo.
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Padre Pio appearing in her tea bags.
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Or the time I saw God's face in that
painting, that was a bit strange.
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It wasn't that strange.
It was a painting of God.
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Have ya heard of the Mud Angel ?
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The Mud Angel ?
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Every week in the mud by O'Leary's
pub, there's the outline of a man.
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They call it the Mud Angel.
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Mystery solved.
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Still, visions and apparitions,
it's odd.
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It's an area of Catholicism
that's a bit mad.
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The whole Catholic thing's
a puzzler, Ted.
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Careful, Dougal.
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I'm a bit afraid of Len.
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Join the club. I wouldn't worry.
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The worst thing would be to get
so anxious about it you can't sleep.
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I mean, that'd be just...
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Dougal !
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DOUGAL !
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What ? What ? God, that was weird !
What happened there ?
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I remember feelin' drowsy
and tired...
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..and then I can't remember
anything at all after that.
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Yes, Dougal.
It's called falling asleep.
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You do it every night.
I don't know how you can drop off.
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Today you're gonna photograph me
kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse,
and he won't like that either.
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Would you like someone takin' a photo
of you being kicked up the arse ?
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I wouldn't like that at all !
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No, I thought you wouldn't.
His PA is coming, Father Jessup,
Ireland's most sarcastic priest.
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When Len comes,...
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Dougal, don't call Len "Len",
he's a bishop.
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What are you not to call him ?
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Len.
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Good. Just remember that.
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Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len,
Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len.
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OK.
Now, let's get a good night's sleep.
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It's morning.
We must have talked all night !
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We've a few hours before the...
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ALARM CLOCK
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I set it early.
We've time before Bishop Brennan...
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DOORBELL
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Mrs Doyle, stall them
for a few seconds ! Come on, Dougal !
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Hello.
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This is the housekeeper.
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Your Grace, is that...
a hat you're wearing ?
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It's called a biretta.
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Is it ?
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Yes.
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(GIGGLES)
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Well, that's enough stalling.
In you go !
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You see
the importance of the Eucharist
in the mass from what St Paul says.
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As I see it,...
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Pretending to talk about religion.
Crilly !
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Ah. (CHUCKLES)
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Hello, Len.
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Don't call me Len, ya little prick !
I'm a bishop !
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Oh, right. Well done.
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This type o' thing 24 hours a day !
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I'll be quick! Show me the likeness!
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I have to be off to Rome
for an audience with the Pope.
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I love those programmes ! Have you
seen the one with Elton John ?
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Shut up !
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Hello, Father Jessup.
Helping Bishop Brennan ?
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No, I'm up in space
doing important work for NASA !
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Now, show me this thing, Crilly.
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It's like you, Your Grace.
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Really, now ?
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You're better looking, of course.
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I don't mean that in an intimate way.
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Nasty day ! Did you use the new road?
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No, we went round by Southern Yemen!
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Before we see the skirting board,
can Father McGuire take a few photos?
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Go on, Dougal.
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Oh, this is nothing ! Nothing !
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I-I suppose...
I suppose we better go.
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Now, this is a new one.
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Before we look at it,
perhaps we should say a prayer.
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No, I don't want... ! Oh, all right.
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Lord, at Bishop Brennan's time of joy
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..when you have seen fit to put his
face into our house's skirting board,
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..we ask you
to consider the gift of forgiveness.
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You, the most forgiving of all gods,
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Of all gods ?
What other gods are there, Crilly ?
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Er, false gods.
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Lord, heap blessings
upon wise Bishop Brennan,...
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..the world's best bishop by miles...
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..for he endureth without spite.
Amen.
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There it is, Your Grace,
under the window there.
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Well,...
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I don't see anything, Crilly.
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What happened there ?
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Crilly just...
jumped through the window.
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Crilly ! Are ya out there ? What's
going on ? Why did he do that ?
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"An Audience With Lily Savage",
that was good as well !
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The Pope'll be just great.
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Why did you jump through the window?
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Jump through the window ? I didn't.
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You jumped through the window !
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It was shock. I saw your face.
Did ya not see it ?
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No, I did not !
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It smiled. Did you see it, Dougal ?
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No.
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It was extraordinary. And do you not
notice the holy smell in the room ?
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Ted, that might
be Jack's underpants hamper.
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I'll put it back in his room.
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Look at it, it's uncanny ! I thought
you'd appear on more things, you're
such a top-of-the-range bishop.
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It is just an indistinct squiggle !
Now come on, Jessup. We're leaving.
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Where is my cloak ?
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Your Grace, I just heard on the news
that they've taken the roads in.
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They've taken the roads in ?
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Yes. When the rain is bad,
they store them in a warehouse.
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I have an audience with the Pope
in Rome tomorrow !
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Don't worry, Len. They repeat
those shows all the time.
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The roads'll be back out tomorrow.
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So, we have to spend the night !
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Yes.
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Oh, bollocks.
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Will I make up the spare beds ?
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No, we'll sleep outside in a ditch !
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OK, so.
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Would you like a cup of tea ?
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No, we'd rather die of thirst !
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OK, so.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Mrs Doyle,... I think
Fr Jessup was being a bit sarcastic.
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What ?
Were you sarcastic, Father Jessup ?
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No, we want to die of thirst !
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I know it's confusing, but do the
opposite of what Father Jessup says.
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OK.
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So, you really do want a cup of tea.
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(SNORTS) Yes !
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(SNORTS AND GRUNTS)
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The kraken awakes !
Did we disturb you, Father ?
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Arse biscuits !
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What ?! How dare you
speak to His Grace like that ?
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Apologise immediately !
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(HIGH PITCHED)
I'm so-o-o, so-o-o sorry !
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Now, that's sarcasm.
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There's no way I'll be able to kick
Bishop Brennan up the arse.
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He's just too scary. I'd rather
take my chances in another parish.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, God !
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Ah, my God !
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I know how you can kick him
up the arse and get away with it.
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That would make you the most
intelligent person in the world.
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D'you think it's likely ?
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I wouldn't go that far.
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I'm no Jeffrey Archer,
I don't care what anyone says.
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Why don't you just kick him up the
arse and act like nothing happened ?
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Brilliant (!)
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Ted, look at it this way -
how scared are you of Len ?
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Very scared.
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Exactly. So, how likely would it be
for you to kick him up the arse ?
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Not likely at all.
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When you kick him up the arse
act like nothing happened !
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He'd never believe you'd be brave
enough to kick him up the arse !
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He'd think he just imagined it.
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My God !
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That... That might work.
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That might well work !
I'm going to do it, Dougal. I'm ready
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As God is my witness, I will
kick Bishop Brennan up the arse !
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CRILLY ! >
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BANGING ON WALL
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Keep the noise down in there ! >
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It might be worth one more look.
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It's been a complete waste of time !
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Things might pick up, you never know.
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All right, then. Let's see. Come on.
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That's not yours, it belongs to
His... Don't look at me like that !
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Give that back
or there'll be trouble.
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Come back here !
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Give that... Oh ! HELP ! >
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No, no.
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Oh ! Aaaaargh !
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What was that ?!
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Mice or something.
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Can you see anything ?
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No, I can't ! Just wait a minute.
There seems to be...
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a very crude watercolour painting...
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..of a man in a bishop's hat !
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REALLY ?!
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THUMP
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Let me see.
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Right. Tell ya what must've happened.
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Dougal probably didn't want you to be
disappointed, so he drew it himself.
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Ah ! He meant well.
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I'm sure you want to be off, catch
that ferry. We'll order you a taxi.
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Looking forward to seeing the Pope ?
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Did you see anything ?
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Nothing. You're right, it was a wild
goose chase. Where's Father Jessup ?
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Maybe he went on ahead.
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OK, so. See you soon, Your Grace.
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Come back as soon as you can.
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CAR HORN
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BOTH: Bye !
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< Your Grace ?
Your Grace, are ya all right ?
250
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You were right,
he didn't notice a thing.
251
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You gave him a really hard kick
up the arse, and he didn't realise.
252
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Maybe I didn't kick him up the arse.
253
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,720
No, Ted. I took the photo, remember?
254
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:37,080
You're right, I did do it !
And I really went for it !
255
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:41,600
More sparkling wine.
I need more sparkling wine.
256
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,920
Did you pack this bag yourself,
Your Grace ?
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00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,760
Your Grace ?
258
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,760
Huh ?
259
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Father.
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Arse.
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Help ! Help ! >
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Thank God !
263
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,440
Help me !
264
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:11,520
Father Jessup, what are you doing in
Father Hackett's underpants hamper ?
265
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,840
He locked me in here !
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Dear God,... the smell !
267
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Are ya not uncomfortable in there ?
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Of course I'm uncomfortable !
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I want to get out !
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Fair enough, so !
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Where are you going ?! Take me ! >
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Have you finished your meal,
Your Grace ?
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00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,960
Huh ?
274
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,480
Have you finished ?
275
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No.
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(DRUNKENLY) This, this is what I did.
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First thing in the morning, Dougal,
I want 200 copies for all my friends.
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One for myself, blown up ten by ten,
ya feckin' old... (MUMBLES).
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FECK OFF !
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CHANTING
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And from Ireland,
Bishop Leonard Brennan.
282
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He did kick me up the arse !
283
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:30,960
Get me on the first plane
back to Ireland ! NOW, God damn it !
284
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,880
What are ye lookin' at, huh ?
285
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,760
Ah !
286
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,480
(Oh, shit !)
287
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Oh. Oh, God.
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CAR HORN
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00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,720
(SCREAMING)
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00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,240
Oh, no !
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CRILL-Y !
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(WHIMPERING)
293
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BANGING ON DOOR
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CRILL-Y !
295
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CRILLY !
296
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I know you're under the bed,
I can see ya !
297
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,960
Bishop Brennan, hello.
What brings you back ?
298
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,400
Come out from there now !
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00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,280
No.
300
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,600
No ?! I will give you ten seconds,
Crilly !
301
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:45,160
It's just I can see
another vision of you, Your Grace.
302
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:50,560
Bits of fluff seem to be arranging
themselves into a bishop formation.
303
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,120
Ah. Hello !
304
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,520
Great to see you back !
What brings you here ?
305
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,920
I suppose the company,...
306
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..the view from my window
of that great pile of sludge !
307
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Number one on the list would be the
matter of you kicking me up the arse
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Yes, I think
that is the one I would prioritise.
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Kicking ?! When did I kick ?!
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Don't try my patience, Crilly !
You kicked me up the arse !
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00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:27,200
Try to deny it, and
I will have you fed to the dogs !
312
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Why would I do that ? You'd kill me !
313
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You're damn right I would !
314
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I would never, ever
kick you up the arse.
315
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I think you're great.
316
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,360
Well, I... Huh ?
317
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:47,880
Are you sure you're not making
a mistake ? Could that be possible ?
318
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:53,800
Of course not ! It did occur to me
that it was a bit... unbelievable.
319
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,600
It's unbelievable
because it didn't happen.
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I swear to you on
all that I hold dear, on my life,...
321
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:07,360
..on my religion, on God, on
all the saints and angels in heaven..
322
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,160
..I did not kick you up the arse.
323
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,960
You know, maybe I need a holiday.
324
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:19,040
Maybe I have been...
sort of imagining things.
325
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,160
You have been. You deserve a holiday.
326
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:22,960
Shut up, Crilly !
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00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,960
Okey-dokey.
328
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,560
Bye ! Don't worry about the door.
Come back again soon.
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Ted, I got those copies you wanted.
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00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,720
(Shut up, Dougal ! Shut up !)
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00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,960
Where d'you want the ten by ten ?
332
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:44,560
What d'you mean, where do I want it ?
Bye, Bishop Brennan ! We love you !
333
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,680
Come here, Crilly.
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00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,880
Turn round.
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CRILLY !
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THUD
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CHRIS STANNERS
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LIGHTER CLICKS
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