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HELICOPTER ROTOR BLADES
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CRASH
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SHEEP BLEAT
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Hello, Fargo.
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Ahh, Hud, Giant. Hello.
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You have Chris looking great.
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Thanks, lads.
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Ahh, Father Crilly ! Hello there !
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Fargo ! (CHUCKLES) How's the champ ?
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Great.
Few quid on him this year, Father ?
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I've put the entire heating allowance
on him.
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What if he doesn't win, Father ?
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Well, we won't have any heating...
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But if the rest of the year's
as warm as the summer, we're laughing
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Come on ! It's Chris ! He's
the champ ! Talk about a safe bet.
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Giant, have you heard about
this creature terrorising sheep ?
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No-oo. Tell me more.
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They say it's as big as a jaguar.
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The car ?!
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No, the big cat thing !
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And its face is all teeth -
big, white teeth as sharp as knives.
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Has it killed yet ?
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No, but it's only a matter of time.
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Hope it doesn't get my sheep.
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No man's sheep is safe.
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Ooh, dear.
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Ooo-oohh !
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Ooo-oohh ! Ooo-oooohhh ! >
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Oooooohhhh !
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Oohhh-oooohhhh !
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< Oooohhhhhh !
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Ooohhhh...
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Ooohhhhhh...
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Ooohhhhhh !
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< Ooohhhh...
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OOOOHHHHH ! >
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'Has it killed yet ?'
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'No, but it's only a matter of time.
Big, white teeth as sharp
as knives.'
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BEASTLY HOWL
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BIRDSONG
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LOUD BIRDSONG
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BIRDSONG STOPS
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TUMBLING TIN CANS
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GUNSHOT
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GUNSHOT GUNSHOT
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GUNSHOT
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GUNSHOT GUNSHOT
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GUNSHOT GUNSHOT GUNSHOT
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Dougal, give the album a rest now.
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Ah, come on, Ted.
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People will soon give up listening
to pop and listen to this instead.
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From what's in the charts, I'm not
sure if that's not happening already.
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What ?
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This is so good, though, Ted.
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As if by magic, I can create
a big crowd of invisible ducks.
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STEAM-TRAIN WHISTLE
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Or take you on a trip
into darkest Africa.
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TOILET FLUSHES
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Or bring you into a spooky castle
on a stormy night.
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PHONE RINGS
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Wooooooh !
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Wooooooh !
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Hello, Craggy Island
Parochial House. Father Ted speaking.
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F-F-F-Father !
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Fargo ?
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Can you come over here quick !
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Certainly, Fargo. What's the...
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"DIALLING TONE"
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I have to go out, Dougal,
to see Fargo Boyle.
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Mrs Doyle, you OK ? You look
terrible, doesn't she, Dougal ?
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Awful, Ted.
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I didn't get much sleep, Father.
I kept hearing this terrible howling
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Oh. That'd be the Beast.
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What's this ?
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There's something terrible
on the moors, Father.
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EERIE WHISTLING
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Moors ? We don't have any moors.
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Then something's roaming around
where normally there would be moors!
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They think it might be...
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..a kind of giant fox !
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CLAP OF THUNDER
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Dougal !
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Sorry.
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Ted ! Could it be Jack ?
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You could see how someone might
mistake him for a big, mad cat !
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During leap years, Father Jack
is affected by the seasons changing.
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For a short while, a serenity enters
his life and he is at one with nature
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He's great when he's in the mood.
If only it lasted a bit longer.
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(VOMITS)
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I'd better go and make some tea.
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CRUNCH
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CRUNCH SQUELCH
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CRUNCH SQUELCH CRUNCH
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CRUNCH SQUELCH CRUNCH SQUELCH...
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Dougal, I told you
to turn off that record !
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Well, it is off.
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SQUELCH
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SQUELCH CRUNCH
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SQUELCH CRUNCH SQUELCH...
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Chris isn't competing ?!
He's the champ ! He has to enter !
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This talk of the Beast
has got to him. His nerves are shot!
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I took a photo of him this morning.
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Nerves ?! Fargo, it's a sheep !
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He has an artistic temperament !
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He's not a concert pianist,
he's a sheep ! I don't see...
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Oh, my God...
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When you compare it
with what he looked like last year..
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It's... It's like
two completely different sheep !
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He's off his food,
he's not sleeping,...
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..and he's started to burp.
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(WHIMPERS) W-What am I going to do ?
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(SOBS)
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Fargo, pull yourself together.
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Chris needs you now more than ever.
Come on, I want to see him.
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(SHRIEKING)
HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY !
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That's an order !
Take me to see Chris,...
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..the unhappy sheep.
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Dougal, you should've seen him.
He's just a shadow of a sheep.
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I'm not surprised, Ted. If I was
a sheep, I'd be watching my back now
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Why ?
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Because of the Beast.
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They say it's got a retractable leg
so it can leap up at you better.
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And it lights up at night, and, er..
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..it's got four ears -
two for listening, two for backup.
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And for some reason,
it's got a tremendous fear of stamps
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It has a magnetic tail, so if you're
metal, it can attach itself to ye,..
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..and instead of a mouth,
it's got four arses.
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Dougal !
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It's a legend. It doesn't exist.
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Right (!)
Like the Phantom of the Opera (!)
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The Phantom doesn't exist !
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I'm not getting into that debate
again.
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But add those two examples
to the chart.
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But, Ted...
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Dougal !
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I'm more worried about my bet about
Chris becoming King of the Sheep.
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You don't think he'll win, then ?
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No burping sheep has ever won.
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What about Big Brendan in 1983 ?
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Fluke !
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Anyway, it's just the heating budget.
And look what The Weather News says.
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That's last year's Weather News !
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This is this year's.
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Oh, no. I'll have to see if
John and Mary will give my money back
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And I'll ask them
for the sound effects album volume 5
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Fair enough. Good night, Dougal.
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HOWLING
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..his ears are inside his head,...
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..and his yawn sounds like Liam
Neeson chasing hens inside a barrel.
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Hello, Fargo. >
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And he doesn't have any eyebrows.
Except on Saturdays.
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OHH ! AARRRGHHH ! ARRGH !
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You can stay in there
till you learn some feckin' manners!
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? Ye bastard !
KNOCKS ON DOOR
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And I've thrown away the key !
How do ye like that ?!
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Hello, John.
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Hallo, Father Crilly !
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Hallo, Father McGuire !
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KNOCKING STOPS
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Where's... Where's Mary ?
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Oh, she's away at her mother's.
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? OW !
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Is there, erm,
someone in the cupboard ?
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? Hello, Fathers.
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Mary ?
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Mary, I thought
you were at your mother's.
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? No, I didn't go to me mother's.
I'm in the cupboard.
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What are you doing in there ?
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Oh, it's because
of this Beast of Craggy Island.
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I thought Mary would be safer
in there.
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? I'm better off here.
What can I do you for, Father ?
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Well,... pack of twenty Carrolls.
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? Certainly, Father.
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I'll get them.
You stay in the cupboard.
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John, can I have a word ?
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? Is Father McGuire there ?
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I am. Hello, Mary.
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? Lovely day, isn't it ?
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Oh, yes.
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? You're looking great, anyway.
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Sorry, Father, a bet's a bet.
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But if she doesn't have the operation
she can't fetch water for her village
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Sorry. Pity you didn't wait, though.
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The odds are now 20-1 on account of
Chris' nervous troubles.
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Anyway, your cigarettes.
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Thanks.
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They don't have the sound effects
album. We might as well just go.
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? Bye, Fathers.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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? I hope you're satisfied.
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Ah, shut up !
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Look, there's Giant Reid.
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Hello, Giant !
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Oh...
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Ted, you should see
the big serious look on your face.
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I can't see Chris winning.
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Ted, it's pointless even thinking
about it. There's nothing we can do.
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We just have to accept the fact,
and that's that.
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How about we bring Chris here ?
The change may do him good.
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Ohhh, wow ! Brilliant ! I knew
there was something we could do !
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Didn't I say it to you a second ago?
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No, you didn't. You said the opposite
- there was nothing we could do.
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Ted, you've done this before. So...
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..I took the liberty
of taping the conversation.
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Now, we'll just have a listen.
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"Ted, it's pointless even thinking
about it. There's nothing we can do"
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"We just have to accept the fact,
and that's that."
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I stand corrected.
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BLEAT
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Ahh,... there he is now, anyway.
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DEEP BELCH
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I'm not sure about this, Father.
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Fargo, he'll soon be a new sheep.
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If not, we'll make him
into a few chops ! Ha ha ha !
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I'm terribly sorry,
that was just tasteless.
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I'll be off, then.
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OK. And, seriously, if there's one
place he can be sure of peace and...
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< CRASHES AND BANGS
Feck ! Feck ! Feck !
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Feck ! Feck ! Feck ! Feck ! Fecckk !
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It'd be an insult to you
if I finished that sentence.
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You're up early, Father.
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Ah, yes. We're off
to try and get Chris into shape.
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D'ye think would our new guest
like a cup of tea, Father ?
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The little sheep fellow !
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I don't think they drink tea.
Not unless you have special sheep tea
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Yes.
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What ?
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I have some sheep tea in the kitchen
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Oh. Right, well, erm,...
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..give him some of that, then.
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OK, so.
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God, it's nearly midday.
Do we have to get up this early ?
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Has to be done. We've got to
get Chris from looking like this...
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..to looking like this.
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# M PEOPLE: "Search For The Hero"
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# You've got to search for the hero
inside yourself
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# Search for the secrets you hide
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# Search for the hero
inside yourself
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# Until you find the key
to your life
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# Search for the hero
inside yourself
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# Search for
the secrets you hide... #
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Ah ! Hello, Father.
Did ye... ? Is he... ?
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I'm sorry. We tried everything.
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Ah, well.
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I suppose I... I-I...
I'd better take him home.
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A-haa !
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Ha !
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Ha-haaa ! Gotcha !
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What did you do ?!
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Just did my best.
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I don't know what to say. Father,
can I buy you a drink to celebrate ?
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Oh, all right. Dougal, you mind Chris
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Keep an eye on him.
And keep that front door closed.
255
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,600
OK, Ted.
256
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,600
(SLURRING) He's the best...
feckin' sheep ever !
257
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,920
His little sheep face...
258
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,240
Ye have to say -
great sense o' humour !
259
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:25,320
Really ? Great.
260
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:31,520
There's a clause where I have to pay
more if his image is used on stamps.
261
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,040
But still, a great bargain
for such a happy sheep.
262
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
(SIGHS)
263
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,840
(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
264
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,200
Is that Hud Hastings ?
265
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,800
Yeah...
266
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,160
Is he... wearing a crown ?
267
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,240
(LAUGHS)
268
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,560
Yes.
269
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Haa... Haa yaa yaa !
270
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,920
Habba... ! Yabba !
271
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,880
Very good, yes. Yes, goodbye.
272
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,320
Dougal, I notice
that the front door is wide open.
273
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,320
Oh, it is, yes, Ted.
274
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,400
And I see that
we are currently sheepless.
275
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,400
Oh. AAAHHHH !
276
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,080
I told you to keep the door closed !
277
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,040
Now, just hold it there, Ted.
278
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,680
"Keep an eye on him..."
279
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,680
HOWLING
280
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,720
What's that ?
281
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,360
The Beast !
282
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,360
Come on !
283
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,440
How do we know which way to go ?
284
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:48,880
Wool-bearing animals instinctively
go north, where it's not so stuffy.
285
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,480
So we have to go north.
286
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,680
< Which way is north ?
287
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,400
I-I don't know.
288
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,600
HOWLING
289
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,920
Quick !
290
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,200
It's coming from all around us.
291
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:10,960
The Sioux Indians
used to be able to pinpoint buffalo..
292
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,040
by putting their ears to the ground.
293
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,520
Ted, maybe the sound
is coming from that stereo.
294
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,080
"HOWLING"
295
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,520
TURNS VOLUME DOWN
296
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,520
LOUD BURP
297
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,840
Ted, it's Chris !
298
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,280
Is he all right ?
299
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:41,480
He's fine ! He must've realised
it was a stereo hanging from a tree!
300
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,960
Let's bring him home, Dougal.
301
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,160
I'm beginning to figure out
what's been going on.
302
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,320
GENTLE STRING MUSIC
AND CONVERSATION
303
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,840
Well, it's been an easy decision.
304
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,160
There's one out-and-out winner,...
305
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:12,200
..and rather than waste time with
a speech, I'll get on with the job..
306
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:19,200
..of announcing the winner, who has
come first in this competition...
307
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:25,080
..to see who the winner is
in the King of the Sheep competition
308
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:31,080
..that we have come to today,
wondering who indeed will it be...
309
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,200
..who wins the prize
of King of the Sheep.
310
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,240
The winner of this year's
King of the Sheep competition is...
311
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,240
STOP !
312
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,240
SHOCKED GASPS
313
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,320
What is the meaning of this ?
314
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,000
This competition is a sham
and a fraud,...
315
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,160
..and a s-sham !
316
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,400
SHOCKED GASPS
317
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,520
What ? How dare you ?!
318
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:59,600
There's been a deliberate attempt
to sabotage this sheep competition.
319
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,040
Those responsible
are in this very room.
320
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,960
Giant Reid and Hud Hastings !
321
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,000
CRIES OF SHOCK
322
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,960
< Fuckin' 'ell !
323
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,160
You'd better have something
to back that up with !
324
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,400
Oh, I do. I do.
325
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:19,080
You were the ones who constantly
chatted of the "Beast",...
326
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,200
..so that Chris the sheep could hear.
327
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,320
Fargo, how's the champ ?
328
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:32,840
You used BBC sound effects volume 5
to add weight to those claims.
329
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:39,040
Impressionable sheep would be easily
convinced by "Terrible Monster,
Type A".
330
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,360
Is this true ?!
331
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,880
Well, well, well !
332
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,160
What a pretty picture
Father Crilly has painted !
333
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:55,560
HOW DARE YOU BRING SHAME
ON THIS... CELEBRATION OF SHEEP ?!
334
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,400
Don't be too hard on them...
What's your name ?
335
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,200
Alan.
336
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,600
Don't be too hard on them, Alan.
337
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,400
The real villain
has yet to be revealed.
338
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,000
FARGO BOYLE !
339
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,760
What ?!
340
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,800
CRIES OF SHOCK
341
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,640
< Fuckin' 'ell !
342
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:19,440
That's nonsense !
I'll just take my trophy !
343
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,000
It was you who planned
to manipulate Chris' odds...
344
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:30,000
..by sabotaging your own sheep and
then staging a miraculous recovery !
345
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:34,600
You who paid them to talk
about the Beast in front of Chris.
346
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,720
Ahh, Hud, Giant. Hello.
347
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:44,560
But you didn't count on their vanity,
who used their new-found wealth...
348
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,640
..to buy a fur coat !
349
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,760
'And a crown !'
350
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,480
It was you who bought
the BBC sound effects record !
351
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:03,400
You who gave the sheep to me,
knowing that as a priest,...
352
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,440
..I could nurse him back to health.
353
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,280
It was you, Fargo. You. You.
354
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,840
YOU !
355
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Chris !
356
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:25,360
Chris, it's not true !
NO, NO, DON'T LOOK AT ME !
357
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,840
Should I call the police, Father ?
358
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,840
No. He's lost the trust of his sheep.
359
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:40,320
That's punishment enough
for a farmer who deals...
360
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,400
..with sheep.
361
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:47,840
If you'll excuse me, there's a bit
of a stench in here. I need some air.
362
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,680
Ted, if Chris has been disqualified,
363
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,760
..haven't you lost
the heating allowance money ?
364
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:21,320
I know it's radical, Dougal,
but it is very cold.
365
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,160
See ye in three months, then, Ted.
366
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,120
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