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# La, la, la, la... >
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I see you put up the old cross.
What's that all about?
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People might be confused
about where the parochial house is,
so I put a big cross up.
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I just hope they know it means
I'm a priest and not some madman!
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Some madman's put up a cross.
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Lovely.
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Ted, I'm off rollerblading.
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All right, Dougal.
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PHONE
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Craggy Island parochial house.
Father Ted Crilly.
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Hello, Ted. Dick Byrne here.
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Oh.
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I thought I'd call
and wish you all the best for Lent.
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What? Oh, yeah, Lent.
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What are you giving up? Being
the biggest eejit in the priesthood?
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Seriously, Ted, if we could just
put joking aside for a minute.
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We've had our disagreements,
but at the end of the day
we are brothers in Christ.
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We decided we'd make
a special effort this year.
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I've given up cigarettes, Father
Johnson's given up drink and Father
McDuff's given up skateboarding.
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I must say, the atmosphere of
serenity and devotion to Our Lord
is very, very special indeed.
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Right.
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So will you make a similar effort?
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Will you go the extra mile, Ted?
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I suppose you're right, Dick,
we should make a special effort.
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It'll be worth it, Ted.
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God bless you.
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Goodbye, Dick, and...
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..Going to...God bless you, Dick.
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(LAUGHTER ECHOES)
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So I'm giving up the fags.
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Father Jack, if you could
give the old drink a miss.
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And no rollerblading till Easter.
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Easter's miles away!
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It's meant to be a sacrifice.
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Don't forget why we're doing this.
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I know, the sacrifice Our Lord...
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It's much more important than that.
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I'm not going to be beaten
by Father Dick Byrne in a
giving-things-up competition.
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We've got to show him what we can do,
especially after that Scrabble fiasco
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You've never told us
what happened there, Ted.
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I don't know how he did it...
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..but he got all his words to say
"USELESS PRIEST CAN'T SAY MASS".
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So no more fags, rollerblading
or booze until Easter. Understood?
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All right.
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Who wants their afternoon drink?
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Drink? Yes!
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No.
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No?!
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It's Lent - you said
you'd give it up for a few days.
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Remember, you said you'd offer it up
for Our Lord?
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Arnold? Who's Arnold?
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No, "Our Lord".
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Well, I made your vow for you,
but I know deep down
you'd like to make a little sacrifice
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Sacrifice? Arse!
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It's a special time of year for us.
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DRINK! DRINK!
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I've put them somewhere very safe.
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Where?
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Don't sulk, Father.
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Here we go, no more fags for me
until Easter.
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Great. No problem there at all.
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God almighty, I don't even
miss them at all. This is easy!
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I'm not even thinking about smoking,
not even thinking about it. Ha!
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It's beginning to kick in, Ted.
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Yeah, me too.
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God, I don't like this at all.
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But maybe we should stick with it.
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And don't forget Dick Byrne... >
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..blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah...
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Don't you think so, Ted?
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Hmm? Oh, I certainly do, Dougal.
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Are you all right there, Father?
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..blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah...
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Father?
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Is he all right?
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I think he's just
"circling the airport".
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DOORBELL
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I'll get it. Are you okay there?
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Don't make a show of yourself.
"Oh, Father. You're so great."
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You make me sick!
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You're feckin' worse.
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"You're brilliant, you should be
Pope, Father." Doesn't impress him.
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God, you're an awesome divot!
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Ah, Father.
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Hello, John. Hello, Mary.
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Father, you look wonderful.
Is that a new outfit?
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We thought you'd like
some Easter eggs from the shop.
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That's terribly nice of you.
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It comes to eight pounds.
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We're going on holidays, and
we're not sure when we'll be back.
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Yes, we're going to Rome.
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We're so looking forward to it!
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We might see "your friend".
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Who's that? Sophia Loren?
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No, Father, the Pope.
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He's no friend of mine!
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Actually, that might've sounded
a little disrespectful. Sorry.
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Ah, no problem, Father.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SNORES LIKE A PIG)
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(STAPLES)
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CLUNK
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You'd think we could go one day
without giving in to temptation!
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Hello? Hello?
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God, to think of
Matty Hislop's sacrifices.
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Who?
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He was a notorious drunkard
who found God and decided
to punish himself for his sins.
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Like, he was allergic to cats,
so he'd carry a kitten in his pocket
and sniff it from time to time.
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His head inflated like a balloon.
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Fair play to him.
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Could you not knock the rollerblading
on the head for a while?
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The old bike used to be enough,
and the buzz of going to the shops.
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But after a while it wasn't enough,
I kept going for
bigger and bigger thrills.
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But I can handle it, Ted,
I can quit any time I want.
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You tried to quit yesterday,
and you couldn't.
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I admit it, I have a problem!
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Come on, now, Dougal.
No need for that, not now
we're getting outside help, anyway.
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"AVE MARIA" OVER PHONE
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Why do nuns have such awful music
when you're on hold? If I hear
Ave Maria one more time...!
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EXCUSE ME!
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# Ave Maria...
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"Excuse me."
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Yes?
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"How much longer
am I going to be on hold?"
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She'll with you in a second, Father.
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< # Ave Maria...
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Hello? Sister Mary Gondola.
How can I help you?
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Hello. My name is Father Ted Crilly.
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Could you send somebody out? We've a
small problem keeping our Lenten vows
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What do you wish to give up?
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Well, cigarettes, alcohol...
and rollerblading.
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On special offer this month
we have the Lenten Package.
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That'll do fine, thanks.
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How do you wish to pay?
We accept all major credit cards.
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BLEEPING
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Can you hold, please, Father?
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# Ave Maria...
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(CHOKING NOISES)
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I'll have to ring you back.
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What's up with him, Ted?
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It looks like the last of the alcohol
has left his system -
he might actually be sober.
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Is that it, Father? Are you seeing
things as they really are at last?
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OH, MY GOD!
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Yes, that's it all right.
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I suppose sobriety for him
must be like some mad hallucinogenic.
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Where are the other two?
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The other two? Ah, I see,
the old vision's back to normal.
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No, there's just the two of us.
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What do you two do, then?
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We're priests.
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What? Priests?
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Don't tell me I'm still on
that feckin' island!
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Well, yes, Father.
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It must be great to be sober
every once in a while...
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..or even every twelve years.
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Chair.
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Well done, Father.
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Curtains.
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Yes, that's right!
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Floor.
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All coming back to you,
is it, Father?
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Gobshite.
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Yes, I remember. I remember!
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I'm off on my Lenten pilgrimage
now, Fathers.
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Ah, off to St Patrick's Hill.
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What's that, Ted?
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It's a big mountain. You have to
take your socks off to go up it.
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Then they chase you back down
with a big plank. It's great fun.
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I don't want it to be fun at all.
I want a good, miserable time -
keep me on the straight and narrow.
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I met a couple there last year,
and it did them the world of good.
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They were a bit obsessed
with the old S-E-X.
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I'm glad I never think of that type
of thing, that whole sexual world.
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God, isn't it a dirty,
filthy thing, Father?
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Can you imagine looking up at your
husband, and him standing over you
with his lad in his hand...
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..wanting you to degrade yourself?
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Can you imagine that, Father?
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Can you picture it there, Father?
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Oh, get a good mental picture.
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Can you see him there,
ready to do the business?
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DOORBELL
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DOORBELL! Doorbell, Mrs Doyle.
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Hey, you there!
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What the hell is this?
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That's a spoon, Father.
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Might as well go and meet her.
Ah, Sister Assumpta!
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Dougal, do you remember
Sister Assumpta?
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Ah, no.
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Last year we stayed with her
in the convent back in Kildare.
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Do you remember it? Ah, you do!
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You were hit by the car when
you went to the shops for the paper.
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Weren't you accidentally arrested
for shoplifting?
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We had to go to the police station
to get you.
And the police station went on fire.
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And you had to be rescued
by helicopter.
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Do you remember?
You can't remember any of that?
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When you fell out of the helicopter,
over the zoo. Remember? The tigers!
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You don't remember? >
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You were wearing your blue jumper.
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Ah, Sister Assumpta! Hello, there.
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I had no idea you were
with the Matty Hislop crowd, Sister.
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Since I read his pamphlets,
abstinence is my keeper and reward.
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I'm afraid the rollerblading
is my own particular vice.
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We'll do our best.
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I'm looking forward to it.
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I sort of am myself. Do us good
to exercise the old willpower.
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Are you looking forward to it, Father
Jack? You remember Father Jack?
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Oh...yes.
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Nan!
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No, it's "nun".
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Nun! Argh!
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GLASS SMASHES
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Bye, Father.
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He's just gone for his walk.
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KLAXON
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Good morning, Fathers,
breakfast in five minutes.
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God almighty, what was that thing?
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Is there a fire?
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I suppose it's just time to get up.
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It's 5am. Look, Dougal, 5am!
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God, I've never seen
a clock at 5am before.
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She's obviously made a mistake,
let's just go back to bed.
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Fair enough, Ted.
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What are you doing?
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I'm just writing a note to tell her
we don't usually get up till later.
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KLAXON
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I don't know. A bit of breakfast
and I suppose we'll be fine.
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God, I hope so, Ted.
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Sister, we are only down for the
booze, fags and rollerblading deal.
Getting up early is great, but...
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This is water.
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That's right, Father.
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Ah, having a bit of a laugh
with the big thickos from the island.
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Where's our real breakfast?
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Ted, I'd love a Pop-Tart.
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Father Dougal likes his Pop-Tarts
first thing in the morning.
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Pop-Tarts have no place
in Our Lord's plan for the world.
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Maybe he doesn't take
a personal interest, but I'm sure
he delegates it to someone important.
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And what about Frosties?
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Again, maybe not his idea, but
he'd have given them the green light.
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Take Sugar Puffs or Lucky Charms...
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FATHERS, COULD YOU PLEASE...
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Could you stop that conversation?
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Just finish your breakfast and come
outside for your daily punishment.
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Fair enough so... Daily what?
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Daily what did you say there?
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Matty Hislop's ten-step programme
to ridding yourself of pride...
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..the greatest obstacle
to inner fulfilment.
246
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,360
Oh. That sounds...great.
247
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,600
Now, how are we two doing?
248
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,560
F...fine thanks. >
249
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,760
More ice?
250
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:26,360
No, actually.
Very refreshing, the old ice.
251
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,440
Soon we can begin the ten steps.
252
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,360
This isn't the first one?
There's still ten to go?
253
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:40,000
Of course. This is just
to cleanse you, a preparation.
254
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,000
For what?
255
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,280
ARE WE GOING INTO SPACE?
256
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,880
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
257
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,040
God, still ten to go.
258
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,960
Hopefully, just a bit of an old pray.
259
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,640
SHOTS
260
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,240
God, I'm looking forward to this.
261
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,680
? AARGH!
262
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,440
Ted, guess what she's
replaced my mattress with?
263
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:52,120
That's it. She's obviously insane.
We've got to get out of here.
264
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,400
Where will we go?
265
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,400
We know loads of people.
266
00:19:55,720 --> 00:20:01,760
What about Mawengwe?
His parents are away for the
weekend, and he's got satellite.
267
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,600
Dougal, he lives in Addis Ababa.
268
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,400
What about Dick Byrne, then?
269
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,000
No, I'm not ringing Dick Byrne.
270
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:14,640
I know - Father Larry Duff
will put us up for a while.
271
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,160
PHONE RINGS
272
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:27,680
Wait, he said not to call tonight -
he's got a big important thing on.
273
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,520
It'll have to be Dick Byrne.
274
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:34,360
I'll leave a note saying
we've gone to a funeral.
275
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:40,120
Or an autopsy. Why not say we had to
go to an autopsy? It's more exciting
276
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,080
No. A funeral is more believable.
277
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,880
Oh. Right.
278
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:49,120
We've got to do this quietly -
don't panic or make a noise.
279
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,680
If we take it easy
we won't wake her.
280
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,000
CLICK
281
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,000
What was that?
282
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,880
< RUN!
283
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,680
THEY FALL DOWN STAIRS
284
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,200
DOOR SLAMS
285
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,920
CAR SPEEDS OFF
286
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,120
< Quiet in there!
287
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:20,680
Come on, Fathers, we're to get an
early start or we'll miss the rain.
288
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,840
Right!
289
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,400
God, what a dump.
290
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,200
They're probably asleep.
I'll just knock gently on the door.
291
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,240
So as you won't wake them up?
292
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,120
No, I'll have to wake them up
so they can let us in.
293
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,600
Then shouldn't you knock loudly?
294
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,520
Right. Good point, Dougal.
295
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,880
Ted, maybe they're not home.
296
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:03,000
No, I definitely heard something.
297
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:24,320
I should've known.
You can't trust Dick Byrne -
as priests go he's a bad priest.
298
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,800
And we've still got
38 days of Lent to go.
299
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,920
Tsch. I know!
300
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,640
This isn't what it looks like.
301
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,400
Well, this certainly puts
a different spin on things.
302
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,120
You won't tell anyone, will you?
303
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,320
I just couldn't help it,
they were so...chocolate-y.
304
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:49,800
Please don't tell the other nuns
that I gave in to temptation.
305
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,280
She's been eating chocolate!
306
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,160
Please, Father.
307
00:22:55,200 --> 00:23:00,600
You must be so disappointed in me.
If there's any way I can make it up.
308
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,440
Well...here's a mad idea.
309
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,560
Hello, Sister. How can I help you?
310
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,280
I'm back, Fathers.
311
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,480
Oh, my God!
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