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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪
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♪ He's a family guy! ♪
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All right, now remember, we're trash,
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so no dressing rooms for us.
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The Griffins are proud
middle-of-the-aisle try-on people.
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Take a look, I don't care.
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Brian, I found our costume!
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We're gonna be Sonny and Cher!
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And either one of us could
be Cher, I don't care...
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I guess I'll be Cher.
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How do you know I
don't already have plans
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- for Halloween?
- You do have plans.
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You're dressing as Sonny and
trick-or-treating with me.
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If you come near me,
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you're saying you're
okay with getting hit!
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Yeah, everybody has a plan
until they see the husky kid
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in the Halloween store
going absolutely nuts
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with nunchucks!
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This pumpkin's huge!
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- How'd you get it so big?
- Giggity.
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You guys promise not to laugh?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yes.
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I wished for it.
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I knew you guys would laugh,
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but I also tended to it for months.
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My only question is, why?
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Every year, I enter Quahog's
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Great Pumpkin Halloween Contest
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and get creamed by that
dang Patrick McCloskey.
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Guy's got the best soil in town.
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He's over there on the east side.
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You know what that means.
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I think you know we don't.
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Closer to the coast, more moisture.
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Should really be two contests,
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one for each side of town.
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I think one's the right
amount of contests.
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Patrick McCloskey?
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Why do I know that name?
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Wait, weren't there weird
rumors about him and Bonnie?
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No, it's just the pumpkin thing.
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We are going to be such a thing
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at trick-or-treating.
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I'd honestly be Sonny
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if I wasn't exactly Cher's size.
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I'm going to take this costume off.
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Not yet, it's time for choreo!
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That's choreography. Did you know that?
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Stewie, I can't just
spend all day doing...
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So it's rock left, rock right,
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right elbow into chest, half-air bump,
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left elbow into chest, half-air bump.
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Say it with me.
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Rock left, rock right,
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right elbow into chest, half-air bump.
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You're off tempo.
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- Rock left, rock right...
- Left... right...
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- ... right elbow into chest, half-air bump.
- Chest... half...
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- Bump.
- You're off tempo, again.
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I'm starting to think you
don't really want this.
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I don't want this.
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Brian, do you know how
many Puerto Rican men
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came here in giant
sweatpants to audition for me?
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You're taking this too far.
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I'm not getting bossed around
by you for the next two days.
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Well, now you know how
Cher felt about Sonny.
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I knew it was just a matter of time
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until we became the two of them.
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You look ridiculous, by the way.
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How dare you?
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Rupert thinks I look amazing.
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Well, great. Rupert can
be Sonny because I'm done.
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I'm not taking you trick-or-treating.
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I'm going to hang out with my friends.
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Oh, your "friends," huh? Name one.
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- Shut up.
- Oh, yeah, "Shut Up," great guy.
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I hate you!
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God, Brian's such a jerk.
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"Have Rupert be Sonny."
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You know what? Maybe I will.
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And here's your stupid
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very-real-feeling mustache back.
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Where do you even get
something like this?
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Don't worry about where I got it.
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Hello?
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Where am I?
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Is anybody there?
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No!
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You guys are big fact guys, right?
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I read Native Americans used
every part of the pumpkin.
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It provided many gifts.
Clothing, soap, tools.
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Pumpkins were even honored as relatives
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and paid tribute to through songs,
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dance, and prayers.
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I am 100% sure it's the buffalo
to which you are referring.
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Let's see how the little guy's doing.
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A dark-eyed junco?
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That's a pumpkin death sentence!
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Scram, scram!
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Get out of there! Bonnie?
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You out there? Get the broom!
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What were we talking about? Pumpkins?
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Shut up about the pumpkin!
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I might give Bon a quick call.
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Make sure she knows she's on bird duty.
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I apologize for my outburst.
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It's something I'm working on.
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No apology necessary.
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I've had about all I can
take of this stupid pumpkin.
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Hey, what if we hid Joe's pumpkin
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before it gets picked up for
the fair tomorrow morning?
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- I'm way in.
- Great idea, Peter.
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It's just a standard plan of attack.
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Something I picked up when
I served at Fort Bragg.
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I once hit three homers
in a wiffle ball game.
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Why are you telling me this?
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Fort Bragg.
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You're going to the war tomorrow.
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- Where is it?
- Afghanistan.
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I've been there, like,
four times, no big deal.
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All right, Rupert, prepare
to be brought to life
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to be my Sonny for Halloween.
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Oop, almost forgot.
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And finally, this
metal-studded dog collar
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to conduct electricity,
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and not because it's my biggest kink.
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Did the Internet just go out?
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It won't be long!
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Yeah, it's out.
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Guys, you can go, like, two
seconds without the Internet!
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It's not alive.
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It's not alive!
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Internet's back for me.
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Me too. Reebok.com, baby!
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One, two, three!
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- Where are we taking this?
- I don't know.
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What? I thought you had a plan!
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Yeah, the plan, which everyone loved,
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was to hide the pumpkin.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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Am I the only one who can make plans?
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I have decision fatigue.
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Uh-oh. We wrecked Joe's pumpkin.
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And my sneakers!
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Cleveland, are you... Are those Yeezys?
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They're cheaper now.
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Rupert?
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Rupert?
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Rupert, you awake?
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Oh, good, you are.
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Yes, it's about Brian.
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He was so mean.
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I can't believe he just
ditched me on Halloween.
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He's my best friend, and
this is how he treats me.
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I hate him.
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Seriously, I wish he were dead.
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I mean it, no takesies-backsies.
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Good night, Rupert.
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Rupert?
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Rupert, you awake?
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Oh, good, you're awake.
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Good night.
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Dear Stewie, you've given me life,
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and some would say I'm indebted to you.
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Well, I don't know if all that's true,
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but you've got me,
and, baby, I've got you.
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And now to fulfill your wish,
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I must kill Brian.
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But first, I must kill
this bag of Doritos.
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Family Guy. It was
either this or we fire three writers.
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Step aside.
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Now, let's remember,
it's just a pumpkin.
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No, no, no! We can put it back together.
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Are you telling me you can do
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what the Humpty Dumpty crew couldn't?
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I... I never got to the end of that.
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And you have no king's horses,
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and they had all the King's horses.
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I'm not sure how much horses
can help fix a broken egg guy.
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Yeah, good luck with those hooves.
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Well, I'm finished.
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May as well give
McCloskey the trophy now.
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You know, the damage is on the bottom.
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We can just shovel the rest of
the goop back in and prop it up.
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We can't just scoop 307 pounds
of pumpkin guts in there.
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307 pounds is my exact weight.
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This is crazy, but I
think I could slide in
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through the hole in the bottom.
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Then I could just sit
in there for a few hours,
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and maybe you can still win the contest.
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You'd do that for me?
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I broke it. I'll fix it.
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Plus, I want to beat McCloskey for you.
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I heard about him and Bonnie.
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I don't know what people are hearing.
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It's just pumpkin stuff with us.
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Welcome to the Quahog
Great Pumpkin Contest.
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We're going to start today
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with the pumpkin pie eating event.
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Peter Griffin is our reigning champion.
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Peter, come on up and
accept this Pie to the City.
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Joe, I need to come out for a minute.
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It's too risky, Peter.
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The Pie to the City enables the bearer
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to go to any establishment with pie
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and get a free pie at any time.
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Sorry, bud. We'll get you pie later.
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- Who is that?
- Who was that?
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That's the king.
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That's McCloskey.
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He's allowed to just park on the grass?
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They'll ask him to move.
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That's what they did last year.
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Stewie thinks I have no friends.
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Then what are all these?
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Hello, Brian.
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Enjoy your last call.
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Hello?
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Sanfo, what do we got going
on for All Hallows' Eve?
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Hang sesh?
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Who is this?
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Bri-guy, from the line.
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What line?
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"What line," he says.
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Top Gun: Maverick.
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Uh, dude, that was,
like, three years ago.
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Ha! What're we gettin' into
tonight, you ol' bull shark?
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I don't know, man.
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I might go to the Quahog
Cemetery outdoor movie.
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Love it. Should we get the Dime
Boys involved is the question?
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Hey, while I got ya,
let me show you my yard.
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So much potench.
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Ugh. "Potench."
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Now I want to kill him twice.
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Look at him.
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He's so cool.
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I want to see him so bad.
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Look who it is, "Second Place" Swanson.
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That nickname doesn't make sense
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because one year I was sixth place.
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Feel stupid now, McCloskey?
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Let me get a closer
look at your pumpkin.
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Could barely see it from over there.
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Ha, classic McCloskey.
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- What was that?
- What?
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All I hear are whispers
from all the pumpkin bloggers
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saying McCloskey's reign is over.
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Good news. When your pumpkin loses,
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you can still use it as a centerpiece
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at Thanksgiving.
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Provided you have a small enough table.
260
00:11:18,453 --> 00:11:19,871
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
261
00:11:19,871 --> 00:11:21,790
It's not worth it. None of this is.
262
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,041
I wish I stayed home.
263
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:30,465
And this year's Quahog
Great Pumpkin winner is...
264
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,846
It's just pumpkin stuff, Joe.
265
00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:36,972
Oh, good.
266
00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:38,640
See, fellas? Pumpkin stuff.
267
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,559
Joe Swanson!
268
00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:42,644
- Yeah! Mwah.
- Ugh!
269
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,959
Better luck next year, McCloskey.
270
00:11:45,564 --> 00:11:47,056
What are they doing?
271
00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:50,086
All the Pumpkin County
winners are entered
272
00:11:50,097 --> 00:11:52,141
in the State Halloween
Contest in Providence.
273
00:11:52,152 --> 00:11:55,238
Do you know anything about
regional pumpkin contests?
274
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:58,118
Oh, suck my bumpy gourd, McCloskey.
275
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,327
Your what?
276
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,329
My bumpy little orange,
green, and yellow
277
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,874
Gonzo-nose-shaped gourd.
278
00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:04,958
Stop describing it.
279
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:08,003
Are we driving?
280
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,796
I don't have a seat belt.
281
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,131
Trick-or-treat!
282
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,139
Weird. That kid looks
like your teddy bear.
283
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,557
Except he's holding a big knife
284
00:12:20,557 --> 00:12:22,851
and has a present-day
Anthony Kiedis costume.
285
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,189
That's not present-day Anthony Kiedis.
286
00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:29,482
That's Sonny Bono.
287
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,234
Oh, my God, it worked!
288
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,570
I made life! Yay!
289
00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:36,865
Rupert, you're alive!
290
00:12:36,865 --> 00:12:38,241
Thanks to you.
291
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:40,911
This is amazing! Oh, we
have so much to talk about.
292
00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:42,454
But first, candy.
293
00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:44,039
I can't wait to join you,
294
00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:48,395
right after I find and kill Brian, babe.
295
00:12:48,406 --> 00:12:52,297
- Wait, what?
- Remember? "I wish Brian were dead."
296
00:12:52,297 --> 00:12:54,007
Oh, I was just angry for a second.
297
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,051
But forget all that. You're alive!
298
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:57,302
Let's trick-or-treat.
299
00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:58,470
Of course.
300
00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:00,221
Once I kill Brian.
301
00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:01,848
Come on, Rupert. Don't be silly.
302
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,058
I'm not mad anymore.
303
00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:04,851
Actually, I like being a solo act.
304
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:08,396
I got an Oscar and, like, 100
hot young boyfriends ahead of me.
305
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:11,024
Gonna do a fishnet dance
on an aircraft carrier,
306
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,193
remind our boys in white
what they're fightin' for.
307
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,694
Anyway, you don't have to kill him.
308
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,113
But you said, "No takesies-backsies."
309
00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,825
Rupert, where did you go?
310
00:13:20,825 --> 00:13:23,036
Oh, my God, I have to save Brian!
311
00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:26,904
Mr. Herbert, you're trick-or-treating?
312
00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:28,792
Oh, I use Halloween to take care of
313
00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:30,824
a little yearly housekeeping.
314
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,297
Trick-or-treat!
315
00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:36,383
I'm a registered sex offender.
316
00:13:41,179 --> 00:13:42,180
Brian!
317
00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:44,015
Brian!
318
00:13:44,015 --> 00:13:45,558
Where could he be?
319
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,768
Hey, Cher!
320
00:13:46,768 --> 00:13:48,728
Hey, guys!
321
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,188
I'm putting this on Instagram!
322
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,607
Well, this is a big hit.
323
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,326
I can't stop smiling.
324
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:55,964
Instagram! Of course!
325
00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,406
Brian doesn't have the confidence
326
00:13:57,487 --> 00:13:59,114
not to shove every sad little thing
327
00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:00,532
he does down our throats.
328
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,600
Bingo!
329
00:14:01,611 --> 00:14:03,530
He's going to watch an
'80s horror boob movie
330
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,828
at the cemetery.
331
00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,955
"Gonna be cool to see them so big."
332
00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:08,957
Hashtag big screen boobs.
333
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:11,626
"Waiting on my guy Sanfo
with the provisions."
334
00:14:11,637 --> 00:14:14,724
Parenthetical, "All the
Jameson, please. LOL."
335
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,381
Ugh, what a mess.
336
00:14:16,381 --> 00:14:18,491
Shall we split a cab?
337
00:14:18,502 --> 00:14:20,713
It's nice he's at the cemetery.
338
00:14:20,802 --> 00:14:22,387
Less clean up.
339
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,500
_
340
00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:28,393
God, that's awful.
341
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,276
Peter's been in that pumpkin all day.
342
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,736
We gotta find him and get him out.
343
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,990
It's going to take us hours
with all these pumpkins.
344
00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,116
- Peter!
- Yeah?
345
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,909
- Oh, wow.
- Can I come out?
346
00:14:44,909 --> 00:14:46,119
I should be at work.
347
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,373
Yeah, let's get you out of there.
348
00:14:47,384 --> 00:14:48,986
Well, well, well.
349
00:14:48,997 --> 00:14:50,540
"Miracle-Grow" Joe.
350
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,292
McCloskey, what are you doing here?
351
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,210
I saved my wristband from last year.
352
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,837
They didn't change the color.
353
00:14:55,837 --> 00:14:57,964
I didn't ask how you got in.
354
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,591
Well, something doesn't add up.
355
00:14:59,591 --> 00:15:02,302
Last year, your pumpkin was 18 pounds.
356
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,472
And this year, it's 307?
357
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,932
Seems like a disproportionate step up.
358
00:15:07,932 --> 00:15:09,142
But what do I know?
359
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,187
Just almost every
pumpkin thing there is.
360
00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:13,563
Get lost, McCloskey.
361
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:16,066
Oh, ho-ho-ho! No, I'm sticking around.
362
00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,692
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
363
00:15:17,692 --> 00:15:20,827
Yeah, now I'm kind of wondering myself.
364
00:15:21,613 --> 00:15:24,115
Hello, hipsters and newly-sober people
365
00:15:24,115 --> 00:15:26,743
who ran out of seltzer flavors to try.
366
00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:28,995
The movie will start soon.
367
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,372
Do you mind if I scoot
your blanket over a bit?
368
00:15:31,372 --> 00:15:32,624
You're on my dad's grave,
369
00:15:32,624 --> 00:15:34,167
and I'd like to leave these flowers.
370
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,086
I totally get it from your perspective,
371
00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:38,546
but Sanfo should be here in uno momento,
372
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,673
and there's a chance
the Dime Boys may roll,
373
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,841
so, yeah, no.
374
00:15:45,932 --> 00:15:47,392
Hello.
375
00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:48,988
Do you mind if I sit?
376
00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:52,085
Whoa, a kid dressed as a
bear dressed as Sonny Bono?
377
00:15:52,143 --> 00:15:53,228
That's so weird.
378
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:54,854
Oh, how so?
379
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,815
Just... I was supposed to go as that.
380
00:15:56,815 --> 00:15:58,149
Well, why didn't you?
381
00:15:58,149 --> 00:16:00,193
Maybe somebody was counting on you.
382
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,265
Oh, that's not him.
383
00:16:01,276 --> 00:16:03,560
Sorry, bud. I'm sorta keeping
an eye out for my friends.
384
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,088
They'll probably need
help with the YETI.
385
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:07,810
It's the big one. Not
cheap, but heirloom quality.
386
00:16:07,909 --> 00:16:12,539
You know, to have a friend,
you must first be a friend.
387
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,416
And you haven't been a
very good one, have you?
388
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,405
Hey, you got it, Sonny. Hey,
I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
389
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:19,376
If you see three guys
dressed as Anchorman
390
00:16:19,387 --> 00:16:21,161
scream-quoting Will Ferrell,
391
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:23,049
tell 'em this is the spot.
392
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:26,261
Oh, this is the spot, all right.
393
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:28,555
The spot to die.
394
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,892
We gotta get Peter out of there.
He's starting to lose it.
395
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,686
Something is off with this pumpkin.
396
00:16:34,686 --> 00:16:36,563
Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.
397
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,440
McCloskey said that to me
last year and now I say it.
398
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,193
I have to go to the bathroom
more than the pail in here!
399
00:16:42,193 --> 00:16:44,154
Mr. Swanson,
400
00:16:44,154 --> 00:16:46,389
what is going on here?
401
00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:47,490
I'm sorry.
402
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,118
- I've disgraced...
- I also have to go to the bathroom
403
00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:51,703
more than the pail in here!
404
00:16:51,703 --> 00:16:53,265
Who is that?
405
00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:55,498
We all have to go to the bathroom
406
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,333
more than the pail in here!
407
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,627
My wife made me volunteer for this job.
408
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,045
I'm not really sure what to do.
409
00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:03,131
Maybe we just vote on the fattest guy?
410
00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:04,757
This seems mean now.
411
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,467
How'd you know I was cheating?
412
00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:07,802
The truth is...
413
00:17:07,802 --> 00:17:10,346
there's no way
to win this contest clean.
414
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:12,390
No real pumpkin is ever over 20 pounds.
415
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,766
But yours always are.
416
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,519
My fat son sits in mine every year.
417
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:19,355
All these years, I
thought giant pumpkins
418
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,019
were just full of seeds.
419
00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:22,358
Forget it, Joe.
420
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:23,943
It's Pumpkin Town.
421
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,291
I gotta put some thought to this,
422
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,585
but I think I may be
in love with that guy.
423
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,563
Have you seen a dog with a bear
424
00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:47,992
in a Sonny Bono costume?
425
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,137
No, nothing like that.
426
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,430
Just a dog with a bear
427
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:54,098
in a present-day
Anthony Kiedis costume.
428
00:17:57,435 --> 00:17:59,062
That's him! Which way did they go?
429
00:18:05,068 --> 00:18:07,195
Oh, God, I'm too late.
430
00:18:07,195 --> 00:18:08,321
You're not too late!
431
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,822
But by the time I start helping,
432
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,074
don't you think it'll be too late?
433
00:18:11,074 --> 00:18:13,243
Not at all. Help!
434
00:18:23,795 --> 00:18:25,024
You should go.
435
00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:27,705
I don't think you'll want
to see what happens next.
436
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:30,010
I command you not to kill Brian.
437
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,320
Dear, dear, Stewie, don't you see it?
438
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,889
You only animated me to life
439
00:18:34,889 --> 00:18:37,475
when Brian said he wouldn't be Sonny.
440
00:18:37,475 --> 00:18:41,354
You turn to me only
when Brian's mean to you.
441
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,648
I'm always second to him.
442
00:18:43,648 --> 00:18:44,732
Well, that's not true.
443
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:45,858
Isn't it?
444
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,486
Do you know my name's not even Rupert?
445
00:18:48,486 --> 00:18:49,654
It's Jerry.
446
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,739
Ugh, I've been hanging out with a Jerry?
447
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,201
But once Brian's gone,
I'll finally be first.
448
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:58,997
You're one and only best friend.
449
00:19:16,014 --> 00:19:18,266
Say you'll leave Brian
alone, and I'll let you go.
450
00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:21,060
I can't do that.
451
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:26,190
In that case, you leave me no choice.
452
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:31,154
♪ If I could turn back time ♪
453
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:34,365
♪ If I could find a way ♪
454
00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:38,119
♪ I'd take back those
words that have hurt you ♪
455
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,538
♪ And you'd stay ♪
456
00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:48,504
What's... what's happening?
457
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:49,839
Oh, hey, man.
458
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,086
How much did you hear?
459
00:19:51,097 --> 00:19:53,099
You brought your bear to
life and told him to kill me?
460
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:55,053
Damn, I was hoping you missed that.
461
00:19:55,053 --> 00:19:58,565
Also, you chose me and saved my life.
462
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,494
You're my best friend, Bri.
463
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,736
I'm really sorry I put you through this.
464
00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:04,833
Eh, I was pretty selfish, too.
465
00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:06,762
I should have made time
to take my best friend
466
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:07,940
trick-or-treating.
467
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,692
I'm your best friend?
468
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,277
You're pretty much my only friend.
469
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,822
What about Sanfo and the Dime Boys?
470
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:18,242
Honestly, I think Sanfo's
just using me for my sick yard.
471
00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:19,952
Happy Halloween, Bri,
472
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,537
you total loon.
473
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:22,955
Happy Halloween, Stewie.
474
00:20:29,116 --> 00:20:32,286
Man, that yard is going to be
the place to be this summer.
475
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,549
Maybe this is the
summer I get back into croquet.
476
00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:35,760
We do have the space.
477
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,303
Yeah, lot of potench.
478
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,480
Ugh.
479
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,995
Oh, I know what you want.
480
00:20:47,772 --> 00:20:49,055
Here you go, sweetie.
481
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:51,902
Your fluffy little friend
is all dry and good as new.
482
00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:55,863
Well, you lost a little stank,
483
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,448
but that should come back in time.
484
00:20:57,448 --> 00:21:00,243
Oh, my God, Rupert, you would
not believe what happened.
485
00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:03,287
I animated you to life, and
then you decided to kill...
486
00:21:03,287 --> 00:21:05,248
Yes, to life! Me!
487
00:21:05,248 --> 00:21:08,018
I did it, and then you decided
to kill Brian, because...
488
00:21:08,029 --> 00:21:09,573
No, we do not wish he was dead.
489
00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,319
Not anymore, at least. And then...
490
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:14,166
What on earth do they talk about?
491
00:21:17,211 --> 00:21:22,211
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