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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,653 What's wrong now? The great love? 2 00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:47,880 Could you not start with a small love? No, the big one straightaway! 3 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:51,210 You know, Stef, before the end of the week I'll find you a chick. 4 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:54,040 And you'll just have to bend down. That, you can do it yourself. 5 00:00:54,060 --> 00:00:58,019 I know all of your tricks. No, thanks. No, no, thanks. 6 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:00,336 It's true that last time was not... 7 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:02,576 I admit, it's true... 8 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:04,920 we came across a nutcase. A hopeless clinical case. 9 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,454 But, you know, I'll tell you one thing, Stef... 10 00:01:07,660 --> 00:01:09,969 We will perhaps not set the bar too high, right? 11 00:01:10,180 --> 00:01:12,819 Altough, having it off with a minger is not that simple. 12 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:15,782 Mingers are dreadfully distrustful. You know? The mingers. 13 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:18,576 We'll start with a plain Jane. 14 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:21,280 Before the end of the week you'll meet the love of your life! 15 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:25,259 Dikkenek: big dickhead, boaster, big mouth, 16 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,815 Mr or Miss Know-it-all. 17 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:44,094 Yeah, Monique, it's me. Do me a favor. 18 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:47,000 Cancel this appointment with the two morons from the TV school. 19 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:49,853 I don't have the time for that. 20 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:54,891 I'm not interested with this kind of assholes. 21 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:11,532 - Which school? - IAD. 22 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,732 IAD? Totally unknown. Never heard about it. 23 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:19,138 Well, it's for this so-called final year work? 24 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,615 How long will that last? 7, 8 minutes? 25 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:25,215 Let's start. 26 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,735 You don't say 'action'? Ho, brat! Ho! 27 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:32,493 I'll introduce myself in two words. I am Claudy Focan... 28 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,692 semi-professional photographer... No, cut. Cut! 29 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,892 Actually, I said that because I was looking your lens. 30 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:41,375 This is digital, right? 35 mm. 31 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:45,698 In fact, I am a photographer of... I take charming photos. 32 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:48,360 But it's a little bit beside the point. We'll start over? 33 00:02:48,380 --> 00:02:52,259 In two words, I'm Claudy Focan. Mr. Focan. 34 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:55,560 I'm the slaughterhouse of Anderlecht's Director and sales marketing manager. 35 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:57,332 This is the sales hall. 36 00:02:57,540 --> 00:02:59,720 When the animals arrive, they are 150 in a lorry. 37 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:02,788 Why 150? Like that they do not stumble during the transportation. 38 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:05,680 When they are there. It's not complicated They follow the white line. 39 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:09,056 And we lead them unavoidably - two by two - to the slaughter zone. 40 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,480 Perhaps it's not the funnniest part... although... 41 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,160 And we never had to shoot 2 times, if you know what I mean. 42 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:16,171 This is my little weakness. 43 00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:21,332 Once the beast is dead, it goes... Well, we move it because it can't walk anymore. 44 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:24,418 Listen, brat, you're pissing me off with your micro. 45 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:28,840 You shoved it in my face over there! It's enough now? It's the only thing you have to do! 46 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:31,772 Sorry, I'm irritable here. I know. It's not all your fault. 47 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:36,258 But it seems I got the IAD's two clowns. The bottom of the basket (belgian expression) 48 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:38,280 And the Fricadelle (fried sausage), how do you do that? 49 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,400 I was coming to the point. There's a time and a place for everything. 50 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,480 You're not going to tell me, what I have to tell. 51 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,760 So, a Fricadelle how is it done? Concretely, there's two things you should know. 52 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:49,852 On a 700 kg beast, there is 350 kg 53 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:54,099 that are considered as matters or leftovers unsuitable for consumption. 54 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,655 In a butcher shop, you will never see nostrils... 55 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:59,772 a scrotum, an anus or intestines, for example. 56 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:01,880 What do you think we do with the intestines? 57 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,334 The bowels are not more than digested grass. 58 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:07,054 Also commonly called 'shit', for your information. 59 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:11,520 What do we do? We scrape the whole thing. We put evrything in a big basin - we call it a "pool" 60 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:15,328 Then we add products. What is it? Tranquillizers, antibiotics, colourants... 61 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:18,720 Well, that's our little cooking. The "belgian cooking", like we say. 62 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,731 Once this matter look like meat again. 63 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:23,135 We thread it into entrails... 64 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:27,618 and it is send to chip stands, shops... 65 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:30,015 as fricadelle and merguez. 66 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:33,938 How is it going, Polish? 67 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:36,654 Gimme a large pack of chips with sauce, please. 68 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,657 What sauce? 69 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:42,173 I dunno me. Dallas sauce, but put the sauce to one side. 70 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,938 And three meatballs with that. 71 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:46,283 Omar! The sauce to one side or on the chips? 72 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:49,053 On the meatballs! And take me 6,7 Fricadelle too! 73 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:52,520 - Seven Fricadelles with that... - 10 beers, please! 10 Vedett (belgian brand). 74 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:55,160 He feels so comfortable this one! Are you blind or what? 75 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:59,240 I was ordering Bicky (belgian word to mean fried food). You're playing with your life, you! 76 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:01,933 Sorry, sorry. I thought you... 77 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:05,052 What's your problem son of a bitch? Come on! 78 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:08,977 - Calm down now. - A Problem, Aziz? 79 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:11,640 The guy comes easy, doesn't apologize and overtake me! 80 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:14,254 You're polite or not polite, you? 81 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:18,175 - Stop. - Loser! 82 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,896 Are you not on a school trip, you? 83 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:25,938 I knew it was you. With your old rapper's accent! Hiphop! 84 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,360 And that habit you have, spitting everywhere like a lama. 85 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:31,690 It's excessively annoying. Hey, Stef. 86 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:34,735 - You know each other? - Yeah. He's my friend. 87 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:38,330 And you speak to him differently. Say you're sorry, now! 88 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:40,496 - Sorry... - A beer? 89 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,975 - No, I don't drink beer. - What is that? 90 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,977 Fricadelles. You want some? 91 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:47,774 You know what's in it? I've seen a reportage about it. 92 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,733 - Anyway, there's no pork in it. - Pork? Certainly not. 93 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:53,454 But give that to a dog and he won't eat it. 94 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:54,940 There is a stain. 95 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:59,692 Can I ask you something? Don't take it the wrong way. 96 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,567 What do you want to do for the start of the school year? 97 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:05,373 Because we were wondering with Baudouin. 98 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:09,136 When we see your results... 99 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:12,537 Because university is nice, but you must study a little bit. 100 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:16,176 You can not keep on failing every year. It's failure on failure. 101 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:19,374 But partying, sleeping late... 102 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,104 There's no difficulty. It's the honorary distinction. 103 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,418 Ok, I didn't go to university. 104 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:27,373 Anyway, if I'm unemployed today it's not my fault. 105 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:29,775 I asked nothing at 17. Nothing! 106 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:33,314 I wanted to be an attorney, not have snot monkeys with the other jerk! 107 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:38,811 I wanted to be a great psychologist. 108 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:42,889 Help people... be helpful, Doctors Whithout Borders, and all that shit. 109 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,853 And all of this because of an alcoholic night. 110 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:49,372 And when your parents died, my life changed as well. 111 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:53,812 Just on the day of the funeral I had to become mother. All of a sudden! 112 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:56,215 Listen, baby, don't take it the wrong way 113 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:58,992 but I always treated you like you were my own daughter. 114 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,810 - I don't want you to be led astray. - Listen, auntie... 115 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,335 I also thought. 116 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:08,895 You're like my mother, I care about you. 117 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,434 And the more I think about it, the more I think... 118 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:14,334 I wanna do exactly like you. 119 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:20,215 - What? What are you trying to say? - Doing nothing. 120 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:24,329 Like you. Finally, it's that the goal in life, huh? 121 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,895 Succeed in doing nothing. 122 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:34,090 Come on! Follow me! 123 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,292 Cindy? It's always the same. 124 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,414 Ho, fat ass, you can't read? 125 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,736 It's forbidden to eat in museums! 126 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:45,738 I hope this visit will ruin your apppetite, brat! 127 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:48,693 Hello. The small envelope. 128 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:55,176 Please. Welcome to the road accident's Museum. 129 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:57,848 Never forget the seatbelt! 130 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:01,450 A small 'click' is better than a big "clack"! 131 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:04,015 Well, children? 132 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:06,415 Who wants to play dead? 133 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:10,013 Who has been in a car accident? 134 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,099 You? 135 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,938 You? 136 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:16,654 You? Nobody? 137 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:19,136 It will happen later then. 138 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:21,376 At 18 you start to drink... 139 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:24,333 and you want to impress your friends... 140 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:28,499 and bang, it's the accident guaranteed coming back from Louvain-la-Neuve. 141 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:31,932 You, Charlotte, you know what a windshield is? 142 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:35,849 If you look more like Captain Harlock than Candy... 143 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,375 It's because your mom plays flute. 144 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,252 Nice fence, huh? 145 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:43,133 The guy in question had 137 fractures. 146 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:46,412 137 fractures, it's much, huh? Not to say, impressive! 147 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,258 Come, come look! 148 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:50,337 Come closer, it does not bite! 149 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:54,169 You want to sit on the bike, you? I feel it! 150 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:58,578 You don't want to? It doesn't matter. Go ahead! Next attraction! 151 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:09,699 The teacher is dead! 152 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:15,770 Now we'll observe a minute's silence... 153 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:18,414 for all those people behind me. 154 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,978 That's it! 155 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:27,638 It's billing and cooing in here. Is this is a porno theater? 156 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:30,777 What? Come a little closer. 157 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,971 What is this dud? 158 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:36,200 The story of two girls looking for their sexual identity. 159 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:40,099 Sexual identity? It doesn't mean anything! Or someone has to explain to me! 160 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:44,613 It's terribly slow, uh? Everytime I go to the cinema, I fall asleep. 161 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:47,857 Big boobs, a round belly, fat thighs... 162 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:51,018 It's different. Different from the magazines, uh? 163 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,459 I bet my life it's gonna be about the butthole! 164 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,536 The sexual identity! 165 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,817 What's his problem? Have we met? 166 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,300 Fabienne? 167 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:07,372 How I know you it's you? Your name was on the screen. 168 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,457 - Excuse me! - You are silly. 169 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:12,899 - You don't wanna go out to take your call? - Shut up! I'm talking. 170 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,858 No, I wasn't talking to you. It's a moron. Yeah, a spastic. 171 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:19,400 - You go out to take your call or you turn off your phone. - What? Huh? 172 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:23,611 Buy cotton buds! He asked you for the second and last time to go out to call your bitch. 173 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,889 You want to fight, huh? Come, jerk. 174 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:33,536 - I'm waiting! Come on! - This guy is totally crazy! 175 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:37,693 You keep standing in the cinema, you? Sit! 176 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,856 And look ahead! 177 00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:44,257 See that, ma'am? 178 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:47,770 How he talked to me! Do I call in cinema? 179 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:51,532 Yes, Fabienne? No, it's nothing. An idiot! 180 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,352 This guy is doing it on purpose! 181 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:57,209 No, I wasn't talking to you! You never understand, you're really stupid! 182 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:01,213 - Stop! - The first one is a lesson, dickhead! 183 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:05,618 The 2nd is for the principle. And the 3rd, because things always come in threes. 184 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:10,816 - Who is this? - JC speaking. 185 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,772 Hey... JC, right? 186 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:15,289 What are you doing on August 15? 187 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:18,014 I'm going to celebrate my 18th birthday... 188 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,176 I'm going to organize a party in Zoute. 189 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,894 It's gonna be nice. The whole Belgium is invited. 190 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:27,219 Who is that cuckoo? She's also been rocked too close to the wall? 191 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:30,334 Here. Compliments of the baby manager. 192 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:33,771 Another one? That one must be painful! 193 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,497 What I like in this club is that palace-like way... 194 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,930 Like Pretty Woman. This little... 195 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,254 Didn't sleep well? 196 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,256 All good, Dominique? 197 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:53,373 Oh, yeah, last time, when you let the albanians came in... 198 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:57,129 You shouldn't let that in. It has to remain our place, you understand? 199 00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:00,173 I haven't told you because it was crowded, but... 200 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:04,090 Not bad, huh? The dance floor is over there. 201 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,689 All good, Dom? You sleep here? 202 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:12,535 - Here is the most handsome! - Daisy! I had not seen you... 203 00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:14,810 Any news? 204 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:20,055 A beer, please. I'm so thirsty I'm dying. I'm so sweaty. 205 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:24,538 - So? - Well... It's not easy. 206 00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:28,968 No... currently I... struggle. 207 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:32,092 A daily struggle. 208 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:35,293 I swear. So far... I take it right in the kisser. 209 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,253 The universal law of series, as they say. 210 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,496 Huge problems with rabies, dioxin... 211 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,796 Always the same things again come but it's... 212 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:46,649 - Talking about old sows, how is it? - He is always so mean with me! 213 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:50,289 - More a witticism than anything else. - How is it going with your bird? 214 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,295 You know, Daisy, I'm not a fool. 215 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,891 If I'm always in pleasant company... 216 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,617 it's for my money, and not for my odor. 217 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,658 And it hurts to know that. 218 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:05,613 I am perhaps the only one in Belgium to know, but... 219 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,776 Her name is Natacha, right? 220 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:12,809 Wow, do you hear that? Michael Jackson! I like that! 221 00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,454 The only white person who makes music like blacks. 222 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,378 You can say whatever you want... 223 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,616 I like him! I like him so much! 224 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:24,291 In two words: above him there's nobody, below him there is no one either! 225 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:32,969 Carmelo, turn up the volume! I'm the only one dancing. 226 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,896 It's my gun you're looking? 227 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:49,651 Dangerous, that. A semi-automatic Czech gun, light plastic, 17 shots. 228 00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,289 It can stop a moving school bus. Maybe even a plane! 229 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:54,416 Never tried, but I consider. 230 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,214 Firearms are my passion since I'm a kiddo! 231 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,920 There's no explanation. Some people are into dolls, some others... 232 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,607 - Can we? - What brought you here? 233 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,616 I was assaulted in the cinema by 2 guys. 234 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:05,800 They almost stabbed me. They had no knife, but still... 235 00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:10,132 but they struck my back, rippped my jacket and stole my brand new phone! 236 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:14,572 Fortunately I know judo, so I could handle the situation more or less... 237 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:19,012 And how did you guys look like? Something like this here? 238 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,297 No. 239 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:24,538 - Or like this? - No. 240 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,615 So this? They looked the same. More or less... 241 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,480 You need to make an effort, old sport. Otherwise I can't help you! 242 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,049 It was this guy there. This kind of guy. 243 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:38,411 What, him? He did it? 244 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,056 Why? 245 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,535 For fun? 246 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,400 It will let Natacha have her wicked way with you. Believe me. 247 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,058 Wich one? This one? 248 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,854 Make no mistake! I poured a huge dose in it. 249 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:58,889 I was looking for you. I thought you had left. 250 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:01,376 Here... Cheers! 251 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,734 I was in the cinema with a young girl... 252 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:15,249 And then it seemed my mobile phone have rung. 253 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:18,816 Wait! We tell you to turn off your phone before the movie. 254 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,534 And there's an other warning after the adverts. 255 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:24,720 We won't turn on the light every 5 minutes to tell you to turn it off? 256 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,617 - It was off! - True or not? 257 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,936 - Yes or no? Am I right? - Yes! 258 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:32,129 When I go to the cinema with my wife... 259 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,138 First, bad seats, people playing whith their phone... 260 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:38,969 people talking... Because when the movie starts, the concert starts too. 261 00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,614 Anyway, I'll call my friend who work in SABAM. 262 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,890 He's not a singer! Are you listening? 263 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,978 I got it! Let's say he looks like it. 264 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,057 I'll make an identikit. 265 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,979 I'm not bad, but I don't draw like Tintin. 266 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,136 Tintin is a character. 267 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:58,733 Just what I said. I don't draw like Tintin. 268 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,129 - How did he look like? - He was... small... 269 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,854 - The face! The shape of the face... - Boney... 270 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:09,370 Long, greasy hair in the neck. And a moustache. 271 00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,775 With a big nose! 272 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:15,504 A big conk! And he smelled booze! You could smell it in the whole cinema. 273 00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,334 Where do I find a Mercedes coupe? 274 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,895 Yeah, I know it's a best seller in Africa. 275 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,694 It's excessively annoying, your last minute orders! 276 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,095 Stef, I'm on the phone! 277 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:30,179 My BMW is ready? What? Because I'm always good to do you a favour. 278 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,657 Damn, check that! 279 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,253 Fuck! Godammit! 280 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,892 - JC, look! - Damn! What a wad of bills! 281 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,136 Move, asshole! 282 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:53,495 Yeah, it's me. Greg! Damn, I got a big problem! 283 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:57,488 - You are not dead, it's the most important. - My mobile has been stolen. 284 00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:01,295 And your SIM card? You have to cancel it? 285 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,539 It's impossible! It's something I found on a website. Not to pay. 286 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:08,413 Please, Fabienne, come pick me up! 287 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,974 You're on your own. Take the bus! 288 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:16,570 This is a phone booth, for your information! You don't have a mobile? 289 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,577 - Two seconds. - Wanker! 290 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,055 Thirty seconds is it possible? 291 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,689 No, a huge dick. Well, you understood? 292 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:27,360 - I really need you to pick me up! - Where are you? 293 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:29,769 You are on Poulertte Place, not on the Croisette! 294 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:33,370 I'll hang up. The guy's face is slightly red. 295 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,050 I'll hit him with a japanese forearm blow in his face! 296 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,216 Bye. 297 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,129 Chef! Whether you come out or I get you out! You have to decide. 298 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:47,049 - Come on, Come on! - Get out or I get you out. 299 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,816 Chef! You're pissing me off, brat! 300 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,695 You wanna fuck with me, boy? 301 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,175 I fuck you, brat! Dickhead! 302 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:07,536 Your glasses, tosser! Maybe you'll see things more clearly next time! 303 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,737 Mum, Claudy speaking. 304 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,976 I have been "carjacked". 305 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:24,968 I have been "carjacked". The car has been stolen. 306 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:28,732 No, I could do nothing, I tried to run after but what 307 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:30,976 do you wanna do? No. 308 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:35,219 With my leather jacket inside. With the 70,000 bucks in... 309 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:38,333 No, I am really sickened! No... 310 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:41,452 Your glasses, mum? No, in the glove compartment, uh! 311 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:44,413 The glove compartment remained in the car. No... 312 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:48,329 Say, can you come where... we use to play snooker with dad? 313 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,451 Go to the cafe with a big 'Duvel' sign! 314 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,651 Right now, quickly, because... 315 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:56,099 I wanna leave this city! It's driving me crazy! All this violence! 316 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,532 Really nice, your office! 317 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,936 For God's sake! 318 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,533 Good morning, madam. 319 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,816 What a heat, huh? 320 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:24,213 I'm wet. 321 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:27,850 I have the head in the asshole... But it's gonna be fine, huh? 322 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,937 I woke up late too. 323 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,654 Sometimes we need to ease off on the pressure. 324 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:36,489 We can't always live like a saucepan on the stove. 325 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:39,934 Say, Stef... I have a small question. 326 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,256 It's about my niece, Natacha. 327 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,610 Currently it's not going well. 328 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,050 A small post-adolescence crisis. 329 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:52,130 You know whom I'm talking about? 330 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:55,240 A cutie who is always walking around, looking for her panties. 331 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:56,460 Never met. 332 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,897 You want a drink? 333 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:02,100 We don't have to be formal? Would you like something to drink? 334 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,129 Yeah, I'd like to. 335 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,568 Alcohol? Soft? 336 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:07,499 If you have a small can. A Vedett would be great 337 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,691 Soft is not your thing, huh? 338 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:11,100 Not really, no... 339 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,017 What is this thing? 340 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:16,013 No, Aziz. Watch it! Scratches everywhere! 341 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:19,729 Put yourself in my place! Who would buy that? A curly-haired like you? 342 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:22,336 Okay, 50 for two. 343 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:26,089 - Take it or leave it. - You still have croco jacket? 344 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,973 Croco is not trendy anymore. Snake is trendy. 345 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:31,720 But not as much as the leather. Want a leather jacket? 346 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,412 Move. Hey, Marco? 347 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:38,414 When you're done, gimme the jacket on the back seat. 348 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,931 Take the jacket on the back seat. 349 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,776 Don't hurry up, y'know. 350 00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,017 You got hightlights? 351 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:57,018 - It's a failure. - It's really read though. 352 00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:00,371 I think I'll cut. But the other likes long hair. 353 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:03,219 I leave you. You can get by with your cowhide. 354 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:06,730 Look that, brat. A nice leather jacket. 355 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:10,990 - You sure it's fashion? You have more like that? - It's not H&M in here, Aziz. 356 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:13,375 You also want a fitting room? 357 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,734 It's too big. You're trying to trick me? 358 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:19,693 - What did you say? - No, that came naturally... 359 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,414 - I knew it. - Excuse me. 360 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:24,850 - No, it's not too big! - I look good? 361 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:28,480 It's the new trend, Aziz. All the girls are gonnna succumb to your charm. 362 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,650 Damn, man, your jacket smells like shit! 363 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:35,140 - It's the leather. - On my mother's head. It smells like a pig. 364 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:37,137 Clean it, what do you want me to say! 365 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,855 Okay! The 2 mobiles for the jacket. Agreed? 366 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,214 - You want a Playstation? - I have one. 367 00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:45,297 I want that bike. 368 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:49,134 It should cost 400, but I let him to you for 350. 369 00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:52,096 It's an Eddy Merckx. It's not a shitty one. 370 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,177 - For real? - Of course. 371 00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:58,572 Hey, viking! I'll pay you tomorrow! See you, JC. 372 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,659 Say, you know that there's a chick with cocker-eyes in your trunk? 373 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:09,049 - For the car? Can you pay me now? - Okay. But you take your spare wheel. 374 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,256 Hi, I'm JC. 375 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:25,298 You ok? 376 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:50,188 I didn't know you were driving in a Kinder! 377 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:52,338 Can I have two beers? 378 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,496 Oh! Don't drink everything, fattie! 379 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:57,170 Look his damn face! 380 00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:59,257 He looks like his father, he's ugly. 381 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:03,293 We tried to place him but it didn't work. The beers! 382 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:08,194 It's like junk mail, it's always coming back. I can't get him put down. 383 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,573 Sorry, I had not seen you. 384 00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:16,414 Gimme a beer too, please. 385 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:19,938 I'm dying of thirst. 386 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:22,096 And a cool one, if you have that! 387 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,658 - The same one? - Yeah, the same one! 388 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,977 And gimme another glass. 389 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,136 This one tastes like soap. 390 00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:32,730 I like foam, but you should not exaggerate! 391 00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:38,494 You think everyone's retarded? 392 00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:48,017 Bring me its little sister. 393 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:52,409 - The same, so? - I answered. The little sister. 394 00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:59,289 Sure it's right on it? Sorry. 395 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,848 - I'll go. - No. Stay. 396 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,775 Hopefully, my mouth wasn't open. 397 00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:20,608 Is it the break or what? 398 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:24,992 You have the ice cubes! There's no more in the fridge. What happened here? 399 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:28,651 I'm not talking to you. Go play with your mower, you idiot! 400 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,737 Give me the ice! 401 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:33,773 Would you calm down? This guy did nothing. 402 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:35,299 You talkin' to me? 403 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,333 When you need money for shopping it's alright, uh? 404 00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:40,337 - Go away! - I'm gone! 405 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,944 No one ever taught you to eat with your mouth closed? 406 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,692 I'm talking to you! 407 00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,175 I'm like next to a working garbage truck! 408 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:54,888 Bitch. 409 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:58,864 It's execissively annoying to hear someone eat chips for those who do not! 410 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:01,400 Understood?! Minimum education, uh? 411 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:05,607 A passage in the slaughter house and it's gonna be quick. 412 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:24,817 Small cock... 413 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,097 With his big toy. 414 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:32,975 A small dick, like Baudouin. 415 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,495 I brought this. There are a lot more. 416 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,813 Thank you. Very nice of you. I was about to get out. 417 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,170 Coming, my little Dim. 418 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:47,537 Fuck! 419 00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:51,020 Filthy sow! 420 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,977 Hey, Mom! Mom! 421 00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,695 Goddamn it, always the same thing! 422 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:00,896 You don't kiss your mother? 423 00:27:08,540 --> 00:27:10,496 I can't anymore, Mom... It was crazy. 424 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,294 It took a second! 425 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:16,219 I'm only realizing now what happened. 426 00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:18,809 I couldn't do a thing! I was despondent. 427 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:21,409 I don't have the words. 428 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,929 I can not... I'm worn out. 429 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:27,257 I want to go home, with my old slippers and take some rest. 430 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:31,612 Don't look at me. I don't wanna explain the story because I can't. 431 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:35,529 What a story. Alcoholism is really the scourge of the century. 432 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:38,255 But the worst is that he was never drunk. Never! 433 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:40,496 Me, 2 drinks and I kiss everyone. 434 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,534 It's not working with Baudouin for now. 435 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:46,095 - I can see that. - What? That? 436 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:48,495 No, this is your wife. 437 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,337 Excuse me. 438 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:55,215 I have heard that she's... 439 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,138 not really your wife anymore. 440 00:27:57,340 --> 00:27:59,058 She'll come back. 441 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:01,137 When she'll need money. 442 00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:04,492 If it can help, Baudouin also had an affair with an asian chick. 443 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,658 But now... it's the past. 444 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:11,170 When she'll be back. Ask her for a test. 445 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,291 I'll use condoms. 446 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,240 I don't understand. She has everything. 447 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:17,774 We go 3 times per year on holiday, we go to cinema... 448 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:21,450 Note that the cinema is to see people... 449 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,176 Because I have a Home Cinema. 450 00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:26,018 More than 300 DVDs. 451 00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:28,575 Soon 800, thanks to the Internet. 452 00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:32,015 I like Cinema. You have to go to cinema. 453 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,211 We go to cinema. 454 00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:39,774 Say, it's not my business... 455 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:43,134 but be careful with alcohol. 456 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:45,376 You drink like a fish! 457 00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:50,653 Six months ago I saw an advertisement. 458 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:53,374 It said: "Urgent. 459 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:57,653 Professional Photographer looking for young girls." 460 00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:59,851 So I met him and I asked if it was porn. 461 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:04,417 He: "No, no nudity. It's art." 462 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,897 And he looked nice. 463 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:08,692 But I had to go to his home. 464 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,731 Can you wear that, please? 465 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:16,329 Claudy! Come quickly, I was looking for you. 466 00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:18,974 No, I'm shooting now. With my model. 467 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:22,490 With who? Natacha? Again that little whore! 468 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,533 Don't judge her. You don't even know her and you judge her. 469 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:27,696 Balls or chips for dinner? 470 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:31,290 Or croquette. I'm busy, mom. It doesn't matter. 471 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:36,573 - Is that not somewhat vulgar? - Vulgar? 472 00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:39,135 - You think it's vulgar? - Yes. 473 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:42,457 There's something I don't understand. 474 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:46,892 I'll tell you something. The artistic part, it's me. So, it's not your business. 475 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,240 If I ask to wear these shoes, there's a reason. 476 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:51,933 I work in black and white. I must empasize the colours. 477 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:54,335 Or it'll be dull. You don't know that. 478 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,815 It's not your job. 479 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,138 Take off your panties too. 480 00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:07,293 Why, no? 481 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,934 But what the fuck are you doing here? 482 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:13,160 You come to a charming photo shoot and you don't want to undress? 483 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:15,694 I didn't force you to come! 484 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:19,131 You chose to come. And now you pretend you're ingenuous? 485 00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:21,854 If it's like that, it's over. 486 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:24,574 Don't play with my balls! 487 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:27,480 - You're strained like a cramp. - No, I'm not strained. 488 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,412 Yes, you are. If I tell you you're strained, you are. 489 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,612 Don't say you're not then. 490 00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:37,240 You just have to tell me: "Yes, Claudy, I am strained. I am not at my ease." 491 00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:39,137 You must let you come to me. 492 00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:41,092 And I'll get you. Don't worry. 493 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:44,290 Why you only photograph naked teenagers? 494 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:48,217 What's the matter? What did you just say? Repeat! 495 00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:50,411 Are you naked? 496 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:54,169 You try to make look live a pervert. 497 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:57,372 Don't mess with me! My work is a pain in the ass. 498 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:59,533 This is for my pleasure, you understand? 499 00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:02,094 I don't need that to make a living. 500 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:05,053 I have enough money. Everything is good. 501 00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:06,978 Maybe it's your problem. 502 00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:09,136 You are here for the bees and honey. 503 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:11,456 Maybe that's why you're stressed. 504 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,540 Badly fucked cunt. 505 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:19,298 Bend over now. 506 00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:21,697 It's not hard, uh? 507 00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,334 Yes, a little bit more. 508 00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:27,532 I didn't ask the impossible. Take off your panties. 509 00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:30,211 Your panties. 510 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,657 You need a hand? 511 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,890 See? Spread your legs, now. 512 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:39,136 More. A bit more. 513 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:43,931 That's too much. Stay like that. 514 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,897 Don't move. 515 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,568 You ok? 516 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:52,011 Pretend you're in love with me. 517 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,656 More... A bit more... 518 00:31:54,860 --> 00:31:56,896 A lil bit more. That's it. 519 00:31:57,660 --> 00:31:59,696 Now I'll take the picture. 520 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:03,453 Don't move. I'll get the pony. 521 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,015 You are not easily scared. What a story! 522 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:08,973 He is just too horny. 523 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,172 And it's not my fault if that dick fell in love with me. 524 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:14,814 That's it. 525 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,852 If you need help... 526 00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:23,135 you can always call me. 527 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:30,576 Thanks for everything. 528 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,419 Goodbye. 529 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,939 This chick knows how to thank people. 530 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:18,374 I'll also take two apple pies. 531 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,252 - That? - That there. 532 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:22,416 - These triangles. - The samosa's. 533 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,733 Excuse me. I was wondering... 534 00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,896 do you sell... 535 00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:34,056 What's the name again? 536 00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:36,697 ...dope? 537 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,897 Five hundred. 538 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,297 Thank you. 539 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:55,812 - Everything good? - Yes, and you? 540 00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:57,692 I wanted to ask you something. 541 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:01,575 A friend of mine is going to live to my place for a moment. 542 00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:05,329 Because she has an affair of the heart. 543 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:09,249 I wanted to warn you that we might be somewhat noisy. 544 00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:12,213 Because she's wild? Something like a tigress? 545 00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:15,173 Whip, leather, latex, self propelled dildo? 546 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:17,416 I won't borrow you my King Kong, girls. 547 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,975 Don't worry. It's more like... 548 00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:22,774 water bottle in the bag... 549 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:25,450 teacher... 550 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:28,250 And how is Evelyne? 551 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:32,209 She's sulking. She's in her sulk corner. 552 00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:34,800 Because I smell alcohol when I come back from work. 553 00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:36,538 And cigarette. 554 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:39,493 "I have the feeling to lick an ashtray." 555 00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:41,975 35 years and I have to hide to smoke. 556 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,136 And with her cocaine, it's better? 557 00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:46,615 I am cop, shit! 558 00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:55,704 It's a topsy-turvy world. He wants to find me a chick and he's fucking her. 559 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:02,694 Hey, D! Your pal is here. 560 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:08,255 - You are here? - Yes, I am here. 561 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:10,411 Sorry, I had a setback. 562 00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:12,660 I see. 563 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:17,408 - Say hello, Sabine. - Hello, Sabine. 564 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:21,570 Wait for me in the restaurant. Come on, my little cat. 565 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:29,171 You wanna play? Where is the ball? 566 00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:31,496 The ball is waiting for you... like me. 567 00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:34,605 And now you wait for me, because I'm beating the Brazil, see? 568 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:37,657 I'm not bothering you? 569 00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:40,613 You're not cold? I'm freezing! 570 00:35:42,980 --> 00:35:46,370 - You were quick. You came with a car? - Yes. A douche's car. 571 00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:48,533 There's four alarms on the key to open it. 572 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,200 And it never stop talking. "Take that way. Not this one." 573 00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:53,017 But it's hard to find the reverse. 574 00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:54,972 I can't believe he lend you his car. 575 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,692 I didn't ask. 576 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,209 Also, you should have seen how he was. 577 00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:03,571 "Nadine, I love you! I promise. I won't go out anymore!" 578 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:05,577 "I'll quit drinking. I'm sorry." 579 00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:07,259 Words, words... 580 00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,818 He'll be mad. 581 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:14,136 What do you have in your bag? 582 00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:59,818 Your attention: Room 1 your two favorite German bitches... 583 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,578 Greta and Cynthia... 584 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:05,011 accompanied by their shepherd... also German! 585 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:09,577 Room 2. Jong meisje op zwart long tisjen! 586 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,776 Is it rush hour or what? 587 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,497 Goddamn, look that cabin! 588 00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,292 - Hey, you! - Me? 589 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,809 You're doing nothing. Come here with your mop. 590 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,612 I will give you work. 591 00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:27,972 Did you see this cabin? You think it's clean? 592 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,898 Do you think it's clean? 593 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:33,040 I'd like to feel comfortable in here. I don't want to break a leg. 594 00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:36,132 It's a real skating rink. Hurry up! I have something else to do. 595 00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,618 The cards... The cards! 596 00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:40,219 Yes, excuse me. 597 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:42,217 That is 300. 598 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,973 With this one lubricant is needed. 599 00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:51,016 Is that you, sir? 600 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,333 I'm not Arthur, but you can thank him. 601 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,735 Here, my treat. 602 00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:06,212 I'm surprised I couldn't jizz with 50 euro. 603 00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:08,456 Let's hope it will stick. 604 00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:10,457 Hello, mister and misses. 605 00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:14,294 Can I have change, please? 606 00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:17,096 Coins for the parking meter. 607 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,740 She wasn't hot the girl in the microwave? 608 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:53,737 She was. 609 00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:57,654 But romanticism was missing. 610 00:38:57,860 --> 00:39:00,772 You don't have much time left to find the woman of my life. 611 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:03,335 Because your promises... 612 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,612 Here is just to shoot your load. 613 00:39:06,820 --> 00:39:08,378 Not a take away. 614 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,811 And listen, I kept an eye on you inside. 615 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,773 It was a test. Now I'll get the perfect match. 616 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,891 And forget that peepshow, godammit! 617 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,377 In the food processing industry, hygiene is no joke. 618 00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:23,970 I mean the fines are draconians. 619 00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:29,095 So a worker has to have full equipment 620 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:33,088 a small example will say more than words. 621 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:37,179 Yesterday I came in the cutting room... 2 times a day, always unexpected... 622 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:39,336 And Giovanni had not his hat on. 623 00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:42,054 I fired him right away. 624 00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:45,935 No need to talk like "yeah, but no, I was looking for my keys." Not with me! 625 00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:48,188 There is never anything on the fucking TV! 626 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:52,095 Baudouin, you will not believe me! The bastard has already replaced her! 627 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,860 - Who you talkin about, bird? - About Dimitri! 628 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:58,400 He has already replaced his wife! And the new one is fit like a gymnast. 629 00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:00,880 He is not gonna stay single all his life, this jerk! 630 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:03,016 She'll empty his balls! 631 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:06,610 Baudouin, you are so classy. 632 00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:09,892 I can't believe he's fucking a random whore. 633 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,692 Wait! 634 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:14,696 He's spitting on her! 635 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,459 What violence! 636 00:40:16,660 --> 00:40:19,299 But that madman is pulling her hair! 637 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,060 - Pull it, yeah. - I'll never talk to him. 638 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:25,252 I knew it. It's the alcohol. 639 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:28,460 - The alcohol, Baudouin. - You don't know what alcohol is, you? 640 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:31,537 He dropped her from the balcony. 641 00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:33,890 She must be unconscious. 642 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,058 Damn, almost goal! 643 00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:39,809 I am sure he beat her up as revenge for Nadine. 644 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:47,972 - No one here? - There is someone! 645 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:52,693 Mich! This guy took your seat. 646 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:57,219 There's no enough seats in here? You had to pick mine! 647 00:40:57,420 --> 00:41:00,571 There's another one here, and here. 648 00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:03,852 You'll give back mine! You should avoid... 649 00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:06,858 I should avoid filthy racists like you! 650 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:10,053 - Say it again. - Stop whith your seat. 651 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:12,728 I didn't understand. What's the matter, minger? 652 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:16,376 New year eve's headbutt wasn't enough? Same price for the second one! 653 00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:17,973 And a Duvel, please. 654 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,336 Say, joker? 655 00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:23,371 You want a beer? 656 00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:26,299 Your stupid husband is always barking like a dachshund? 657 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,378 Take that in your face, Dikkenek! 658 00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:33,490 Enjoy! My treat. Cheers. 659 00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:42,376 - Nice song. What is it? - That is Ghinzu. 660 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:45,174 - It's English. - Heard it. Turn up the volume. 661 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:47,496 - The same? - Yes, the same! 662 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:54,049 Your friend's gonnna have fun! He'll beat the shit out of him! 663 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:04,098 I know everybody doesn't like me. 664 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:07,019 But I wonder if I really care. 665 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,214 What now? Still sulking? 666 00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:18,058 It's never right anyway. 667 00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:20,854 Everytime I shoot, she's sulking. 668 00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:24,213 It's not jealousy, but it looks like it. 669 00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:27,969 I won't stay there forever. Look that! 670 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:32,212 Claudy! This thing doesn't work! 671 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:34,615 Lose 20 Kg, you'll be able to climb it. 672 00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:37,414 Claudy! Did you hear me? 673 00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:39,576 I'm coming, dammit! 674 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:45,335 It's driving me crazy. 675 00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:48,613 I told 20 times to turn on the engine. 676 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:53,017 There you go. 677 00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:15,974 You know what time it is? 678 00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:19,575 In two words, I am a photographer... 679 00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:21,896 and I'm looking for models. 680 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,614 My number. If it interests you... 681 00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:26,856 I'm interested. 682 00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:31,655 Tiny ass. Well, that Flemings... 683 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:33,657 For once a hot fleming! 684 00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:35,816 They are so prude! 685 00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:40,938 Well, well... let's see. 686 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,495 There are quite a few ads: "Roommate" 687 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:46,533 "babysitting", "room". 688 00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:06,972 It looks better now. 689 00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:10,216 I hope the fish'll take the bait. 690 00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:13,651 - Miss? - Is it well paid your stuff? 691 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,738 - Is it well paid? - That depends on you, honey. 692 00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:19,840 What does it mean a book on the bound between animals and women? 693 00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:23,569 It's exactly what it means. It explains the bound... 694 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:25,896 between a woman and an animal. 695 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:28,170 It's not sexual photos? 696 00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:30,974 Listen, if it interests you, here is my number. 697 00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:33,853 Otherwise, see ya next weekend! What do you want? 698 00:44:34,060 --> 00:44:35,573 Is it possible... for me? 699 00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:39,590 Everything is possible. Everything is negotiable. There is no price tag attached. 700 00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:42,857 Are you shaved or not? Have you friends or not? 701 00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:45,699 They didn't miss you there! Was it a horse or a sow? 702 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,219 You saw your face? 703 00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:50,059 We can make a book on Halloween, if you want. 704 00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:52,376 Dirty bastard! 705 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:55,851 Fix your face! Alien! 706 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:59,450 Lucky she left. She'd have got a stapler shot in the mug. 707 00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:02,777 My husband is used to this kind of story. 708 00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:06,416 We already have something like that in Palma de Mallorca. 709 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,292 I like Palma. I like Portugal. 710 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,297 That time was for a sunbed. 711 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,651 But here he's been bleed dry like a pig. 712 00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:16,296 And he has not begun, but the other. 713 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,014 I swear on my twins' life! 714 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:22,178 Hopefully my husband was not armed. 715 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:25,816 Let's make an identikit. And we'll start a search operation. 716 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:27,897 In short, the conventional procedure. 717 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,295 How did he look like? 718 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,855 Brown! 719 00:45:33,060 --> 00:45:35,893 - Brown... dark? - Yes, dark! 720 00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:39,570 Dark brown? Say it directly. 721 00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:43,489 - Well tanned. - What a coincidence, huh? 722 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,292 I said nothing! 723 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,776 Damn. What now? 724 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,975 Is it the batteries? You let the lights on? 725 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:55,252 I'm not that stupid to turn on the lights by day. 726 00:45:57,140 --> 00:45:58,858 I'll check. 727 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,097 It must be the engine. Damn! 728 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,929 - The engine is not in the front? - Of course not! 729 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:07,898 In sport cars, the engine is always in the back. 730 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:13,893 However, for this model it's perhaps in the front. 731 00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,577 So? 732 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:29,200 You will not believe me, but there is no motor there. 733 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,733 I call a guy? 734 00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:34,133 Fucking phone! Goddammit! 735 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,012 - JC? - It's you! 736 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:42,213 - Not busy? - It's crazy, I was just thinking of you. 737 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:45,654 Say... 738 00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:48,658 You know mechanics and engines? 739 00:46:48,860 --> 00:46:51,738 I can disassemble and assemble an engine eyes closed. 740 00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:54,216 And do the upkeep at the same time. 741 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:56,280 In any case, car is not your stuff, baby. 742 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:57,892 No... not really. 743 00:46:58,100 --> 00:47:00,933 And... what are you doing this afternoon? 744 00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:03,734 I got it. Someone already got me like that. 745 00:47:03,940 --> 00:47:05,578 For a move. 746 00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:07,418 Well, I'll be nice. Where are you? 747 00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:08,820 In Chasse Pierre. 748 00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:33,610 Your job is not too hard? 749 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:37,859 If you wanna grab balls, you can go to Rolland Garros. I know the big boss. 750 00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:41,291 I must throw them back. Else I can't mow. 751 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:44,458 Yeah... I'm reading a book on dismissal. 752 00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:47,493 I'm only in Chapter 2 and I understood the whole thing. 753 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:50,294 The writer is Jean-Marie Messier. 754 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:53,936 He's stupid! Really stupid! 755 00:47:55,940 --> 00:48:00,218 Stop. You know what? You fucking suck. 756 00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:02,695 You're fired. 757 00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:04,777 Born idiot, and you'll die idiot! 758 00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:08,529 You're pissing me off! Slackers! Go away! 759 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:10,537 Wait, you forgot your shit! 760 00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:13,254 Don't forget anything, jerk! 761 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:17,419 Move! I don't want to see you anymore. 762 00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:22,977 Fucking loser. Fucking shitty asshole! 763 00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:29,173 - Nadine. - Jean-Claude. Nice to meet you. 764 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:32,133 - We can't find the engine. - The engine. Right, yes. 765 00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:34,137 Don't worry, I'm an expert. 766 00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:36,536 What does your husband for a living? 767 00:48:38,820 --> 00:48:41,573 You must be rich to buy that. 768 00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:47,577 Usually it's here. 769 00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:51,893 Maybe in the glove box. 770 00:49:00,820 --> 00:49:02,617 Hot, huh? 771 00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:04,936 And mosquitoes! 772 00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:07,176 Where is Natacha? 773 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:09,735 What's up? 774 00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:11,976 We can't find the engine. 775 00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:15,016 You're not topless? 776 00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:21,817 Wanna join us? 777 00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:25,015 Don't be shy. 778 00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,256 Who is the master? 779 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:40,215 Come on, pig! 780 00:49:41,460 --> 00:49:44,930 My turn! 781 00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:47,176 I've never done that before. 782 00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:08,498 Don't touch my arm, because it hurts with the sunburn. 783 00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:19,489 Damn! I forgot! My aunt is here! 784 00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:22,616 Do something! You need to move! 785 00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:26,699 If she sees you, you're dead. Then me and her after. 786 00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:31,974 No, no, no! She is here! 787 00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:37,177 It's me! 788 00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:43,096 Three hours on the motorway for 10 km. 789 00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:45,575 Because a camper van crashed in front of us. 790 00:50:45,780 --> 00:50:49,250 Nothing left. All dead. A real BBQ! 791 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:53,329 Sir! You need a matress? 792 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:57,089 - Can we play this game? - Stop. He could hurt himself. 793 00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:00,337 He looks tough. How long this jerk can last? 794 00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:02,451 It smells workout centre. You need air. 795 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,139 I will. 796 00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:06,854 One of these, I'll send you my Polish. 797 00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:09,974 Wait, sweetie. 798 00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:13,695 - You didn't drink them all? - I don't swallow that. 799 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:15,572 That hurts, huh? 800 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:19,060 You know those weird girls there? 801 00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:21,200 They are always together. Certainly lezzas. 802 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:23,097 We should take pillows. 803 00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:25,575 Take the pouffe. Not the ugly green! 804 00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:28,248 The one from Sahel... Israel. It's the same. 805 00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,770 - The one you stole? - The one YOU stole. 806 00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:35,520 Every time I come here, they are there. And always drinking white wine. 807 00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:37,895 I can't handle lesbians. 808 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,535 Just to see them, that really bugs me. 809 00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:43,493 They can do what they want in their home, no? 810 00:51:44,180 --> 00:51:47,490 Wait! There's a naked guy! 811 00:51:47,780 --> 00:51:49,975 He's looking for his underwear, like you. 812 00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:55,250 - Nice! - Sorry. I forgot my underwear. 813 00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,849 Wait. Did we forget your birthday? 814 00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:02,051 I'm a little scatterbrained lately. 815 00:52:02,900 --> 00:52:05,653 Always pressure pressure pressure, thousand things to do. 816 00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:08,936 It's next month. 817 00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:13,382 Great. We won't forget it like that! 818 00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:18,336 Look that! 819 00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:22,012 I already told you about Natacha's friend? 820 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,851 She left her husband. 821 00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:26,978 Come on, get up. Get up! 822 00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:30,092 You need to move. With your hangdog expression! 823 00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:33,451 You should stop being a victim all the time. 824 00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:35,378 The sun rises with or without you! 825 00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:38,200 And if you don't get up, it doesn't care. No one cares! 826 00:52:38,340 --> 00:52:41,218 Ok. I get up. 827 00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:44,498 And take off that ugly underwear! 828 00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:48,093 Don't think I'm a fool, Stef. 829 00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:50,256 I'm no social assistant! 830 00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:54,411 - Hi, ma'am. Can I sit? - Sure. 831 00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:57,692 I come for my note for the school. 832 00:52:57,900 --> 00:53:01,529 Because, I've supposedly stolen a turn table the other day. 833 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:04,971 Right, yes! You are a bloody crook. 834 00:53:05,180 --> 00:53:08,092 But you look honest, I like your mug. I'll write your note. 835 00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:10,336 But just today! 836 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:12,897 So, "I, the undersigned... 837 00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:15,295 'I' with 'e', feminine and plural... 838 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,536 If you go to school, you'd know. 839 00:53:17,740 --> 00:53:19,979 "Ie, the undersigned, Captain Laurence Cochet... 840 00:53:20,140 --> 00:53:22,734 declare on my honor... 841 00:53:23,340 --> 00:53:25,296 ...to have interrogated..." 842 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,774 Nice, uh? 843 00:53:26,980 --> 00:53:29,448 "Mr Aziz Alami, the..." 844 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:32,333 When was that? 845 00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:35,054 The 12th, I knew it. At 12 past 12, ah! 846 00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,412 Thus it rhymes. Etcetera, etcetera! 847 00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:39,576 We'll make it very formal. 848 00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:42,542 Iglesias's son and a punk outside. I don't know what to do. 849 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:45,930 - It's good. It's my mates. - You have many friends! 850 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:49,177 You always need your gang? You can't come alone sometimes? 851 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:52,415 He's an ass, but I like him. Move. 852 00:53:54,140 --> 00:53:56,859 - You look nice. What's going on? - I met a girl. 853 00:53:57,060 --> 00:53:59,779 Good. What's her name? 854 00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:02,369 Fabienne. And she has a damn villa! 855 00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:05,652 - You like her for the villa or what? - Both. 856 00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:09,216 But you give her gifts and stuff? 857 00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:12,253 - Dunno. - You need to make her dream. 858 00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:15,770 Give her pebbles gift, add a heart on it and she is happy! 859 00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:17,933 She'll think it's coming from the heart! 860 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,640 - She will believe me? - Yes. You need to lie with women. 861 00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:22,252 You gotta be nice... 862 00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:24,815 How long are you gonna stay here? 863 00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:27,000 - You want a coffee? - You don't have work? 864 00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:28,817 Sure I want coffee! 865 00:54:29,020 --> 00:54:31,375 Black... black. Of course it is not yellow! 866 00:54:31,580 --> 00:54:33,616 - Can I have a coffee too? - Hey! Oh! 867 00:54:33,820 --> 00:54:36,334 Thanks, ma'am. 868 00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:39,213 Don't come back too soon. 869 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:40,700 I like that brat. 870 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:43,460 Hello? Yes. With whom I have the honor? 871 00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:48,376 Mrs Michiels? You should tell your name because... 872 00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:51,936 You are not my only client, if I may express myself like that. 873 00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:54,131 And a small customer. 874 00:54:54,340 --> 00:54:56,808 You know, it's 15 to 6 everywhere in Belgium and... 875 00:54:57,020 --> 00:54:59,136 we would like a piece of weekend too. 876 00:54:59,340 --> 00:55:02,730 If you had call 10 minutes earlier, I could have done something. 877 00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:04,976 Now the machines are cleaned... 878 00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:07,375 and most of the staff is gone. 879 00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:10,094 To be honest, we are drinking a bevvy. 880 00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:14,578 Yes. One second. 881 00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:17,533 Ludo, what do we have left? Alive, I mean. 882 00:55:17,740 --> 00:55:20,200 That little sick from this morning, you still have it? 883 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,100 Mrs. Michiels, we'll do it this way: 884 00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:24,655 I'll give you a dead and a living beasts. 885 00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:27,454 I'll slaughter the living one on site. 886 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:30,015 And the dead is charged. 887 00:55:30,540 --> 00:55:33,577 I'll wear civvies, so I do not load off! 888 00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:36,495 And such a beast weighs 40 kg, so do not come with a wimp. 889 00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:37,973 Ok, Mrs. Michiels. 890 00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:41,454 She's a fucking posh slut. 891 00:55:41,660 --> 00:55:44,970 Some people think the whole world turn around them. 892 00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:46,977 But she will pay. 893 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:50,217 Because I don't charge VAT, but it's included in the price. 894 00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:57,292 Silly me! I send you a text and you are next to me! 895 00:55:57,660 --> 00:56:00,493 You're stupid? My mobile has been stolen! 896 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,736 Don't care. I don't need it. 897 00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:05,090 Too many calls. I had no private life anymore. 898 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:10,572 Think you're the only one on the road, asshole? 899 00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:14,295 Calm down! This guy can't jump the car in front of him. 900 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:18,413 Shut up, will you? You know I don't like you speak while I'm driving. 901 00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:21,976 Move! I'm the king of the road. 902 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:26,375 Ready for your spanking, Stef? 903 00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:32,177 You have your cup? I shoot cannonball, dude! 904 00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:34,211 Okay? Here it comes! 905 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:39,778 Fuck off! 906 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:42,175 That was an easy ball. 907 00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:45,017 Not again that mobile phone! 908 00:56:45,220 --> 00:56:47,051 First the yokel in the cinema. 909 00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:50,218 Not in a gym! Turn that off, you know it makes me aggressive! 910 00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:53,851 A girl named Fabienne invites me to the Zoute for her birthday. 911 00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:57,052 I had completely forgotten, that cunt, Fabienne. 912 00:56:57,340 --> 00:57:00,969 We're gonna listen supermarket music, remixed by huge faggots. 913 00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:05,210 You don't wanna ask to your girl 914 00:57:05,420 --> 00:57:08,492 to come with her friend? Nadine. 915 00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:13,213 Listen, Stef. I'll do you a favor. 916 00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:15,138 We'll go to the beach. 917 00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:19,413 But first, I'll give you an advanced dating lesson. Listen carefully! 918 00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:21,576 From A to the G spot. 919 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:25,898 Don't try to be original. Your face is more than enough. 920 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:28,409 Don't overdo it. So listen up. 921 00:57:28,620 --> 00:57:31,851 A: Be yourself! 922 00:57:32,380 --> 00:57:34,416 Two: When you talk to her... 923 00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:36,576 avoid to negotiate with her tits. 924 00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:39,294 Three: It's a thing I tried. 925 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:42,008 - This is called "fall in the sus". - What? 926 00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:44,495 - Fall in the sus. - Sus? 927 00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:47,533 You pretend to have a malaise. 928 00:57:47,740 --> 00:57:49,935 "You fall in the apples", in French. 929 00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:52,521 Anyway, your head is only a meter above the ground. 930 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:54,577 Your don't risk to suffer. 931 00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:58,171 Okay, listen. If you can stop this one. 932 00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:00,737 - What? - You can do her. 933 00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:03,613 That would surprise me. I am in shape! 934 00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:10,979 - Take care of this twat. - Nice car. 935 00:58:18,380 --> 00:58:20,416 Sports. Always hard to get out. 936 00:58:20,620 --> 00:58:23,851 - Have you an ID, young man? - Yes. Gimme a minute. 937 00:58:25,180 --> 00:58:28,456 I know you! The interrogation... 938 00:58:28,660 --> 00:58:31,240 No, I see a thousand like you everyday so we don't know each other. 939 00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:33,520 So you give me car's registration, driver license, 940 00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:36,816 insurance, tutti quanti. 941 00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:40,491 - Never thought I had so much beers. - Sir! 942 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:44,814 Hold your horses! Almost done! 943 00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:47,056 Calm down! I'm badly parked? 944 00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:49,292 Do you know how fast you drove? 945 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:53,493 No. But I never watch the speedometer. 200? 946 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:55,133 Probably 200. 947 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:58,696 That's it. And you'll pay 200.000 bucks. 948 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,618 What is it? 949 00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:04,255 - Speeding. - Go back inside. 950 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:10,172 Speeding? 951 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:14,010 Can I ask you where? Because I always pay attention. 952 00:59:14,220 --> 00:59:18,577 I keep an eye on you. Speeding? A mobile speed camera? 953 00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:20,657 - Fixed. - A fixed? 954 00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:23,454 A fixed speed camera? 955 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:28,097 I know that you are on bridges and all, but at some point you, I can't see you. 956 00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:32,896 If I see you, I immediately put on my brakes. My neurons work. 957 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:35,295 I don't care. I know high places people. 958 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,700 Good for you. 959 00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:43,856 How old are you? 960 00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:48,773 Day D-1, but I bought... jut got my driver license. 961 00:59:48,980 --> 00:59:51,255 Then you'll practice now. 962 00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:53,928 You'll drive. And Mr is gonna sit in the dead seat. 963 00:59:54,140 --> 00:59:57,974 - No, women behind a wheel... - Shut up! Follow me to the police station. 964 00:59:59,580 --> 01:00:01,457 Very good. 965 01:00:04,140 --> 01:00:07,212 Better a good agreement than a bad trial, as they say. 966 01:00:07,420 --> 01:00:09,615 Indeed. 967 01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:13,051 But get fleeced by a fuzz, that's something else. 968 01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:16,498 Thanks. 969 01:00:43,980 --> 01:00:45,936 A bourgeois is like a pig. The older... 970 01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:48,574 Get your paws off of my seat, you! 971 01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:51,616 Where should I park here? 972 01:00:53,980 --> 01:00:56,175 I'll park here and block everything. 973 01:00:56,380 --> 01:00:59,656 I'll move only if I want to. 974 01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:04,331 Godammit! You see where the dosh goes. 975 01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:07,373 That is not a residence, just a holiday centre. 976 01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:09,937 Godammit... 977 01:01:11,980 --> 01:01:13,777 Like in the movies. 978 01:01:15,660 --> 01:01:18,572 You don't see me? Don't see me? 979 01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:23,378 You're sulking? 980 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:27,698 Don't. If they're not 200, you go back with me. 981 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:30,494 You're an extra. 982 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:33,294 As a precaution. For professionalism. 983 01:01:33,980 --> 01:01:37,689 We are fat professionals. That's it Come, come. 984 01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:40,494 Don't do that. We have no style. 985 01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:43,214 Come. Come, come now... 986 01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:48,251 There's no "Oink! Oink!". It's like that. 987 01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:50,894 I'm still the boss. 988 01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:55,537 Stay with me. I don't know where we have to go. 989 01:02:05,820 --> 01:02:07,538 Goal! 990 01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:09,697 Stay there, you! 991 01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:14,091 Dirty snot monkeys! 992 01:02:15,260 --> 01:02:18,013 Go back in your caravan, dirty gipsy. 993 01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:20,415 Who's the beach's king, huh? 994 01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:32,338 In your face, bastard! 995 01:02:32,780 --> 01:02:35,294 What a cute pig! It's a real one? 996 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:38,173 No, an electrical one. Claudy Focan, pleased. 997 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,000 - Slaughterhouse of Anderlecht's Director. - Fabienne Michiels. 998 01:02:41,020 --> 01:02:43,375 I've been lost for 2 hours in this hood. 999 01:02:43,580 --> 01:02:46,174 Your mom or your grandmother told me... 1000 01:02:46,380 --> 01:02:50,009 To come to a white house with a red roof. But there's nothing else here. 1001 01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:52,336 - Is it a council estate? - No. 1002 01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:54,576 I parked in front and watched the house. 1003 01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:57,294 Gray with a black roof. Repainted last night maybe? 1004 01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,537 Say, Nat, JC and you, it's serious? 1005 01:03:00,740 --> 01:03:02,890 I mean... are you in love? 1006 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:05,978 What you actually see in him? He is not a playboy. 1007 01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:09,053 He is unpredictable, shy... 1008 01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:12,855 very sensitive. I know, you can't see it, but... 1009 01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:15,210 He still has a big mouth. 1010 01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:18,014 What's his job? I don't understand. 1011 01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:21,452 He always has a lot of money, and he doesn't work. 1012 01:03:21,820 --> 01:03:24,095 - Don't tell me he's a thief. - No. 1013 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,158 He takes the money where there is some. 1014 01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:28,729 Not just the money. These bikes, for example. 1015 01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:31,295 Don't tell those are rented. 1016 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,536 Not rented, but stolen, yes! 1017 01:03:33,740 --> 01:03:37,289 If you rent a bike, there is always a yellow label 1018 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:40,810 with a brand like "René renting" or "Carlos verhuur". 1019 01:03:41,020 --> 01:03:43,011 Nothing more than Eddy Merckx on! 1020 01:03:44,380 --> 01:03:46,530 Cheers! And relax now. 1021 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,810 It's the only thing I do. 1022 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:53,416 - What do you think about Stef? - No more foursome, ok? 1023 01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:56,498 Nadine, I am talking about Stef and you. 1024 01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,974 He is sweet, but he is not my type. 1025 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,929 Nice pool. Should have taken my swimsuit. 1026 01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:08,934 - Your friend combed with a planer? - How is it? 1027 01:04:09,140 --> 01:04:11,176 Easy. 1028 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:15,498 Hello! I wanna blow you. This way. 1029 01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:20,374 Goddamn! What a waste! 1030 01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:25,176 And this guy put his paws on this ass. I'm sick of it. 1031 01:04:25,380 --> 01:04:27,735 Very nice body. Show me. 1032 01:04:30,020 --> 01:04:32,136 Curious to see what's under the panties. 1033 01:04:34,980 --> 01:04:37,096 Money has been made to see things. 1034 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:39,770 Think about it. I'm not left yet. 1035 01:04:39,980 --> 01:04:44,292 Not now, Greg! I have things to do! 1036 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:47,094 I've also things to do. And it is just a birthday. 1037 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:51,009 Can you help him with the pig? 1038 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:54,451 - What pig? - The pig! Move! 1039 01:04:56,740 --> 01:04:59,971 - You'll take the pig? - It seems. 1040 01:05:00,180 --> 01:05:02,640 You are thick like a brake cable. The pig is heavier than you. 1041 01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:04,696 Where is the pig? 1042 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,255 In the silica, in my car. Yellow Silica. 1043 01:05:07,460 --> 01:05:11,419 On the left. The pig is in the trunk. 1044 01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:15,498 Thanks, chef. 1045 01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:23,569 I ordered a beer, not a Mozart. That's only 10 cl. 1046 01:05:25,140 --> 01:05:27,096 Goddamn! 1047 01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:31,573 Damn, my mom will kill me! 1048 01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:34,733 Where do I put the pig? 1049 01:05:34,940 --> 01:05:37,454 Nadine is really cute. 1050 01:05:37,940 --> 01:05:39,419 I like her smell. 1051 01:05:39,860 --> 01:05:42,055 She smells a bit like a baby's neck. 1052 01:05:42,580 --> 01:05:44,536 I am a little stressed for tonight. 1053 01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:48,550 Stop with your chemist's reasoning. You know 7 points like the back of your hand. 1054 01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:50,936 No, but seriously... 1055 01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:53,737 I can not... 1056 01:05:55,060 --> 01:05:57,415 Although, I don't know if it's gonna work... 1057 01:05:59,260 --> 01:06:00,579 I'm joking! 1058 01:06:13,446 --> 01:06:15,402 So you're Fabienne? 1059 01:06:16,006 --> 01:06:17,803 And it's your birthday? 1060 01:06:18,006 --> 01:06:19,962 Happy birthday, then. 1061 01:06:27,126 --> 01:06:29,700 - You should eat asparagus. - Yeah? 1062 01:06:33,846 --> 01:06:35,046 You're stupid or what? 1063 01:06:35,126 --> 01:06:37,924 Sorry, but I don't like when we touch my breasts. 1064 01:06:38,126 --> 01:06:39,684 It's just breasts! 1065 01:06:40,486 --> 01:06:42,681 Damn, I'm gush bleeding! 1066 01:06:43,286 --> 01:06:45,163 I am sick of it! 1067 01:06:50,686 --> 01:06:53,917 'Night. What do you do up there? 1068 01:06:54,406 --> 01:06:58,160 I take a picture of the eclipse. Apparently, we can see the stars. 1069 01:06:58,366 --> 01:07:00,880 I'll let you know that the moon is behind you. 1070 01:07:01,086 --> 01:07:04,158 What aggressiveness, say! Calm down, I did nothing wrong. 1071 01:07:04,366 --> 01:07:06,319 - I'm cool, brat. - There was no touching. 1072 01:07:06,646 --> 01:07:08,364 What are you waiting for? 1073 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:11,717 An other hick can get her. We don't have the whole night. 1074 01:07:11,926 --> 01:07:14,146 If you want to reach the G spot, you'll have to soak your swimsuit. 1075 01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:16,122 What do you think about Stef? 1076 01:07:16,886 --> 01:07:18,524 He's not my type. 1077 01:07:18,726 --> 01:07:20,603 Looks like he always has the flu. 1078 01:07:20,806 --> 01:07:23,036 If he talks, you hear only the consonants. 1079 01:07:24,646 --> 01:07:26,204 Go! 1080 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,082 I have to tell him everything! 1081 01:07:29,526 --> 01:07:31,244 Bottom's up! 1082 01:07:32,086 --> 01:07:35,396 I've never seen him without a glass in his hand. 1083 01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:39,484 How is it? 1084 01:07:39,686 --> 01:07:41,642 Come here, you. 1085 01:07:41,846 --> 01:07:45,077 What is your name? You know, you're hot, you. 1086 01:07:46,806 --> 01:07:49,400 Well, I'll find my... 1087 01:07:49,606 --> 01:07:52,518 man, who's flirting with a whore. 1088 01:08:04,446 --> 01:08:06,118 Stop it! What are you doing? 1089 01:08:07,446 --> 01:08:09,596 Ever seen you when you're drunk? 1090 01:08:09,806 --> 01:08:11,762 Beware, you'll fall in the water. 1091 01:08:12,606 --> 01:08:14,005 Damn! He did it! 1092 01:08:31,606 --> 01:08:33,702 What is he doing at the bottom of the pool? 1093 01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:42,244 What is she waiting? Dive now! 1094 01:08:42,446 --> 01:08:44,277 I don't know him... 1095 01:09:39,046 --> 01:09:41,958 - Here it is. - Is this your school? 1096 01:09:49,126 --> 01:09:51,162 See you then. 1097 01:09:53,686 --> 01:09:56,041 I had a very good night. 1098 01:10:03,846 --> 01:10:05,962 You don't want to kiss me? 1099 01:10:06,886 --> 01:10:08,604 What? 1100 01:10:09,766 --> 01:10:12,838 I wanted to know if you'd like to kiss me, because... 1101 01:10:13,446 --> 01:10:15,880 because I really want to kiss you. 1102 01:10:18,806 --> 01:10:20,683 Me too. 1103 01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:55,802 Call me. 1104 01:11:09,206 --> 01:11:12,915 Listen, you've been assaulted 15 times in three weeks. 1105 01:11:13,086 --> 01:11:15,759 By a psychopath, rich kids... 1106 01:11:15,966 --> 01:11:18,321 In short, a real national relentlessness! 1107 01:11:19,286 --> 01:11:22,676 According to me, it's the moment to reassess yourself. 1108 01:11:22,886 --> 01:11:26,595 Because everyone agree to say... 1109 01:11:26,886 --> 01:11:29,639 that's a little bit your fault. 1110 01:11:29,846 --> 01:11:32,440 So I'll give you a friend's contact details. 1111 01:11:32,646 --> 01:11:35,479 He's psychologist. That is not a swear word. 1112 01:11:35,686 --> 01:11:37,517 I think he can help you. 1113 01:11:37,726 --> 01:11:40,638 His name is Dimitri. Winners. Not like you. 1114 01:11:41,366 --> 01:11:42,566 I want my mommy! 1115 01:11:42,726 --> 01:11:45,877 Does anyone know what a scourge is? 1116 01:11:48,406 --> 01:11:50,601 No raised hands? 1117 01:11:54,406 --> 01:11:57,239 Does anyone notice something? 1118 01:11:58,606 --> 01:12:00,437 Nobody? 1119 01:12:00,966 --> 01:12:03,082 Last week... 1120 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:06,039 Everyone remembers the museum tour. 1121 01:12:06,406 --> 01:12:08,362 In the road accident's museum. 1122 01:12:09,846 --> 01:12:12,679 Well, I want... 1123 01:12:13,846 --> 01:12:15,882 from the bottom of my heart... 1124 01:12:16,486 --> 01:12:18,442 Apologize. 1125 01:12:18,806 --> 01:12:20,524 Honestly! 1126 01:12:20,966 --> 01:12:22,684 Kids... 1127 01:12:22,966 --> 01:12:24,843 tell you how much... 1128 01:12:25,046 --> 01:12:26,559 I love you! 1129 01:12:26,966 --> 01:12:28,479 Because I... 1130 01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:31,320 I was not in my... 1131 01:12:31,606 --> 01:12:34,120 Let's say... normal. 1132 01:12:34,726 --> 01:12:36,842 I know it... 1133 01:12:37,046 --> 01:12:39,162 must have been terrible. 1134 01:12:41,366 --> 01:12:42,924 Especially for you, Candy... 1135 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:44,844 Charlotte! 1136 01:12:52,486 --> 01:12:54,841 Because of that! 1137 01:12:55,046 --> 01:12:56,246 The dope! 1138 01:12:57,606 --> 01:12:59,324 Dope... 1139 01:12:59,526 --> 01:13:01,642 is a scourge! 1140 01:13:03,766 --> 01:13:05,643 I've never felt something so intense. 1141 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,426 While we were making love, she was staring at me with her large Labrador eyes. 1142 01:13:09,446 --> 01:13:13,519 I know! You can't teach an old dog new tricks. 1143 01:13:13,726 --> 01:13:16,286 I think she's never been fucked like that. 1144 01:13:16,486 --> 01:13:20,195 I'm not boasting about that. She cried afterwards. 1145 01:13:21,046 --> 01:13:23,241 This is a classic, man! 1146 01:13:23,606 --> 01:13:25,961 After all the drug problems she lived... 1147 01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,282 and those threesomes. 1148 01:13:30,086 --> 01:13:31,724 You mean... the gangbang? 1149 01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:35,795 I am proud of you, Stef. Right to the G spot. 1150 01:13:36,006 --> 01:13:39,476 - Don't forget to thank me! - Thanks, JC! 1151 01:13:39,686 --> 01:13:41,483 You're welcome, mate. 1152 01:13:41,686 --> 01:13:43,563 Good. 1153 01:13:43,846 --> 01:13:46,121 You can buy a dog now. 1154 01:13:46,326 --> 01:13:49,238 I've spotted a house in the countryside. 1155 01:13:49,446 --> 01:13:51,676 You need nobody to move, uh? 1156 01:14:20,646 --> 01:14:22,682 You don't want children? 1157 01:14:26,646 --> 01:14:28,762 You want to eat rabbit tonight? 1158 01:14:28,966 --> 01:14:32,117 - Rabbit? It's so good! - Yes, with carrots! 1159 01:14:32,599 --> 01:14:36,323 The problem is that we never find the courage to kill them. 1160 01:14:36,324 --> 01:14:39,158 Say, JC, can you do it? 1161 01:14:39,366 --> 01:14:42,706 Sure. Just have to ask. My pleasure. I don't have my cutter but it's fine. 1162 01:14:42,726 --> 01:14:46,196 I will skin the rabbit, but not the carrots. 1163 01:14:48,966 --> 01:14:51,799 The most important... 1164 01:14:52,486 --> 01:14:54,920 is to hit it hard on the head. 1165 01:14:55,126 --> 01:14:57,162 Without hesitation! Like that! 1166 01:14:57,806 --> 01:15:00,195 After you have to take off his pyjama... 1167 01:15:00,406 --> 01:15:03,239 and I can even make a hood for your girl. 1168 01:15:03,926 --> 01:15:06,281 Sensitive souls, close your eyes now. 1169 01:15:06,486 --> 01:15:08,363 Goodbye, rabbit! 1170 01:15:45,766 --> 01:15:49,315 It's not classy to let you travel in my trunk. 1171 01:15:49,526 --> 01:15:52,359 If I was Robbie Williams, I'd do it differently. 1172 01:15:52,566 --> 01:15:55,763 Believe me or not... Vanessa. 1173 01:16:04,764 --> 01:16:07,764 Translated by Benjamin Delautre. 1174 01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,600 With the help of Oaklands Lodge NZ's friendly people. 90134