All language subtitles for Arena.Wars.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264 (SDH)

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian Download
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish Download
nl Dutch
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe Download
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French Download
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese Download
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish Download
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian Download
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai Download
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:06,406 [drum beat bellowing] 2 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:31,533 [audience cheering] 3 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:38,272 [audience applauding] 4 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:44,746 [Moses] Novak takes a devastating blow to the jaw 5 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:45,847 from Calypso 6 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,214 and he is down. 7 00:00:47,649 --> 00:00:49,517 [Samson] Three minutes left in the round, 8 00:00:49,651 --> 00:00:53,220 and Calypso is coming in for the kill, 9 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,756 and this could be... 10 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:56,524 [Calypso growling] 11 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,595 [Calypso growling] 12 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,597 Novak, with the evasive maneuver! 13 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,699 [Calypso growling] 14 00:01:07,936 --> 00:01:09,571 [Calypso grunting] 15 00:01:09,704 --> 00:01:10,905 Oh! [laughs] 16 00:01:11,039 --> 00:01:12,272 [Novak shouts] 17 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,642 Let's go, you Nazi piece of shit. 18 00:01:14,776 --> 00:01:16,711 I've never seen a comeback like that 19 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:20,347 since Pretty Boy beat the Kamikaze Twins back in 2038. 20 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,650 [upbeat dance music playing] 21 00:01:22,784 --> 00:01:25,385 [audience cheering] 22 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:29,023 [Calypso growling] 23 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:31,391 ♪ 24 00:01:32,794 --> 00:01:33,861 [man whoops] 25 00:01:36,064 --> 00:01:38,866 [Calypso grunting] 26 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,883 [audience cheering] 27 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:59,319 -I'm free! -Wow! 28 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,828 [Cutie Pie giggling] 29 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,638 [Novak grunts] 30 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,541 [Samson laughing] 31 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:22,543 [Cutie Pie giggling] 32 00:02:22,677 --> 00:02:25,145 Cutie Pie back for the kill. 33 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:30,652 [Cutie Pie giggling] 34 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,657 I tell you Samson, 35 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:38,225 I haven't seen bloodlust like this since Season 10, 36 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,327 when Thrustkill won eight consecutive matches 37 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,229 without a single scratch. 38 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,268 You remember Thrustkill, right? 39 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,439 I had every Thrustkill poster on my wall growing up. 40 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,976 I sold my son's Thrustkill action figures on eBay 41 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:56,410 for ten Bitcoins when he died. 42 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:59,446 I fucked Thrustkill in 2030 after a match. 43 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,715 Best sex I ever had. 44 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,150 You know what, where's Cutie Pie? 45 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,283 I like Cutie Pie-- 46 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,886 Cutie Pie, if you see this, 47 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,655 I have a fantastic sponsorship opportunity for you. 48 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:09,489 No, sir, I don't think this is the time or place. 49 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,693 [overlapping talking] 50 00:03:11,826 --> 00:03:12,994 Tune in next week 51 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:15,129 for a fresh batch of institutionalized gladiators 52 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,329 fighting for their freedom, 53 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,066 and place your bets at... 54 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,767 [both] ...Arena Wars. 55 00:03:19,901 --> 00:03:21,736 Bam. [chuckles] 56 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,471 [dramatic music playing] 57 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,544 Thrustkill. 58 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,345 Those were the days, huh, Gideon? 59 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,550 People are losing their bloodlust. 60 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:37,451 Yeah, but we still do 61 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,154 exceedingly well in syndication. 62 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,289 Syndication-based crypto [indistinct]. 63 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:45,159 Keeps the brand alive, but doesn't grow it. 64 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:48,196 How can we make death exciting to the masses again? 65 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,766 We could do audience participation. 66 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:54,434 Too many lawsuits. 67 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:57,105 Thrustkill had a knack for living up to his name. 68 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,006 Which is why we... 69 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,611 [sighs] I don't know, Gideon. 70 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,646 There has to be a way. 71 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,616 How do we win back the audience? 72 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,989 [ominous melody building] 73 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,511 Lights out, Bender. 74 00:04:37,145 --> 00:04:39,379 [electric buzzing] 75 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,792 [pensive music playing] 76 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,333 [indistinct] 77 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,870 [laughter echoes] 78 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,611 Mr. Luke Bender. 79 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:15,650 You've served 10 years of a 200-year sentence. 80 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,518 Tell me, Mr. Bender, do you-- 81 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:19,921 do you feel that you've been rehabilitated? 82 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,690 Define rehabilitated. 83 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:24,692 Rehabilitation could be defined 84 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:28,262 as the restoration of a person 85 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,699 back to health, or a normal life, 86 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,634 by training or therapy. 87 00:05:35,203 --> 00:05:36,469 Therapy. 88 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:38,739 You've received therapy here 89 00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:40,875 from Staff Psychiatrist Dr. Nelson, correct? 90 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:44,545 If being called a piece of shit for an hour 91 00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:46,848 and punching a wall all night is 92 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:49,984 what you would call therapy, then, yeah. 93 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:52,687 Consider me rehabilitated. 94 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,689 You're having violent outbursts? 95 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,558 [tense music playing] 96 00:05:59,327 --> 00:06:00,628 [knuckles cracking] 97 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,664 What do you think? 98 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,266 Again, 99 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,869 do you consider yourself rehabilitated? 100 00:06:10,271 --> 00:06:11,739 That answers that. 101 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:13,941 Um-- [clears throat] 102 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:15,509 That's unfortunate. 103 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,178 We have a new rehabilitation program 104 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:18,646 we could have offered you. 105 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,549 Mr. Simmons, could you escort Mr. Bender out 106 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,217 and bring in the next person, please, thank you. 107 00:06:23,351 --> 00:06:24,484 Copy that. 108 00:06:24,619 --> 00:06:26,687 [pensive music playing] 109 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:29,389 [banging] 110 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,563 [panting] 111 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,532 [device ringing] 112 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,368 [Luke breathing heavily] 113 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,769 [guard] Yo, Bender. 114 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,238 Got an incoming transmission. 115 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,973 Secure line. 116 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:47,808 Patch it in. 117 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,144 -[device beeps] -[guard] Patching in. 118 00:06:58,386 --> 00:06:59,553 Good morning, Luke. 119 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:00,922 Good morning. 120 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:05,726 Taking your frustrations out on the wall again, I see. 121 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:12,633 It'll work for now. 122 00:07:13,401 --> 00:07:15,836 How'd that parole hearing go? 123 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:17,872 Botched. 124 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,074 Intentionally. 125 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:21,742 Mm, good. 126 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,045 Still got that sense of duty. 127 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:25,880 That's why they picked me. 128 00:07:27,415 --> 00:07:28,683 How's Arianna? 129 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,686 You know that's off-limits. 130 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:35,589 Yeah, I know. 131 00:07:36,057 --> 00:07:37,725 Thought I'd try to catch you off-guard. 132 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:41,028 I'll tell you when we're on speaking terms again. 133 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:42,897 We had a falling out. 134 00:07:45,366 --> 00:07:46,701 She'll get over it. 135 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,870 Thank you. 136 00:07:51,105 --> 00:07:52,173 Take care, Luke. 137 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,251 [parole officer] Mr. Arturo Perez. 138 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:08,789 You've served 15 years of a life sentence. 139 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:13,894 Tell me, Mr. Perez, do you feel that you've been rehabilitated? 140 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:15,730 Would you prefer that I... 141 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,099 feign humility... 142 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,371 or do you want the truth? 143 00:08:23,738 --> 00:08:27,508 You've been found guilty on 57 counts of murder. 144 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:33,280 -[Perez chortles] -Um... 145 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,484 Mr. Perez, your plea bargain 146 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,452 has been expunged. 147 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,454 Your sentence, upgraded. 148 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,557 Ever hear of the Arena Wars, Arturo? 149 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,360 Contestants are all hand-picked from death row, 150 00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:47,795 which qualifies you. 151 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,164 Their scouts sent over a psychological profile. 152 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,400 You're exactly what they're looking for. 153 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,669 [parole officer] This could be a way out, Mr. Arturo. 154 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,473 [electric buzzing] 155 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:03,644 [gloomy melody playing] 156 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:28,069 [indistinct talking and laughter echoes] 157 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:29,970 [Luke sighs] 158 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:35,910 [ominous music booms] 159 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,547 One, two, three, four, 160 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,614 five, six, seven, eight, 161 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,183 nine and 10. 162 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:44,685 Toes on the line! 163 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:47,688 You are here 164 00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:50,791 because life chewed you up, 165 00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:52,193 spit you out... 166 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:56,030 and then lapped your sorry asses up off the floor. 167 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:57,832 The parole board 168 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,900 has offered you a ticket out. 169 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,002 Win Arena Wars... 170 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,004 win your freedom. 171 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,006 Seven arenas 172 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,710 with seven of the most vicious killers 173 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:11,912 the world has seen in the last decade. 174 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,348 Didn't know we signed up for a goddamn stand-up show, too. 175 00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:15,584 [man laughing] 176 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,984 [Boggs] I'm dead serious, people. 177 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:18,853 I've been in there. 178 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,889 Caught myself a 100-year stint 179 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,592 the day I came home on leave. 180 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,459 Found my wife banging the neighbor. 181 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,329 Next thing you know, double homicide. 182 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,631 What can you do? It builds character. 183 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,833 Die in the arena... 184 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,903 and it's a lot more glamorous 185 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,172 than that shit they're going to put in your veins. 186 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,340 But... 187 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,775 you make it out alive, 188 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,144 you get to go home. 189 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,045 Any questions? 190 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,047 What about weapons? 191 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,850 [Boggs] Your feet. 192 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,919 Your hands. 193 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,955 And most importantly, your head. 194 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,424 You go in as a group, 195 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:00,529 and you fight as a group. 196 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:05,032 You go in rogue, you're going to get shredded. 197 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,934 Sounds impossible. 198 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,402 [man] Can't be a fair fight with these guys 199 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,937 without a weapon. 200 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,773 That's what I used to think, until I actually did it. 201 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,142 I made it out... 202 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,178 and so can you. 203 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,381 Welcome to Arena Wars. 204 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:22,983 [suspenseful music playing] 205 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,157 [upbeat rock melody playing] 206 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:48,809 Welcome to the next exciting episode of... 207 00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:50,778 [both] ...Arena Wars. 208 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,180 I'm your host, Stephen Samson, 209 00:11:53,314 --> 00:11:56,417 and with me, as always, is the ever-exciting, 210 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,851 ever-single, 211 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,621 former heavyweight champion of the world, 212 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,524 Joe Moses Johnson. 213 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:03,791 Thank you, Samson. 214 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,759 [audience cheering] 215 00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:08,095 And with that, 216 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:11,131 let's meet our new round of Arena Wars gladiators, 217 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:13,968 fresh from the most high-security 218 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,870 supermax prisons from around the world. 219 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,473 Nero. 220 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,008 [Moses] This smooth criminal comes to us 221 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,743 straight from Guantanamo Bay. 222 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,779 Serving a 250,000-year sentence 223 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,549 for the 2040 murder 224 00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:29,149 of the entire U.N., 225 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:30,951 and a far more serious offense 226 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:33,754 of not filing his taxes in 2028. 227 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,690 [laughing] I've been through that. 228 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,157 Me too. 229 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:40,794 [audience applauding] 230 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,397 Counter-Strike! 231 00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:46,066 Plucked straight from Olasia prison in Saudi Arabia, 232 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,335 this unique war criminal not only has 233 00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:50,505 one of the world's highest recorded IQs, 234 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,608 but developed a suit that harvests the adrenaline 235 00:12:53,742 --> 00:12:54,842 in his own body 236 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,977 and recycles it back to his body. 237 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,513 Where the heck can I get one of those? 238 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,750 -We got 'em at Walmart. -[audience laughing] 239 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,217 Meat Wagon! 240 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,553 This tough customer got his reputation 241 00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:09,056 as Staten Island's most trusted neighborhood butcher 242 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,125 before local authorities uncovered the corpses 243 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,762 of 100 missing children in his boiler room. 244 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,262 [audience booing] 245 00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:18,098 I always knew Staten Island had great veal... 246 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,335 but I never knew what the secret was. 247 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:24,038 -He did. -[audience laughing] 248 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,206 -[audience applauding] -[Meat Wagon yells out] 249 00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:29,943 Master Blaster! 250 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:33,113 This former president of the Unabomber Fan Club 251 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,816 gained notoriety by bombing Yankee Stadium 252 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,319 during the 2036 World Series 253 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:41,822 after killing the security staff with a chainsaw. 254 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:45,727 Rumor has it he was a frustrated Texas Rangers fan, 255 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,696 who thought that that was their year. 256 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,897 [audience applauding] 257 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:53,200 Which brings us to Mister Smiles. 258 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:54,902 [Moses] Nothing fancy here. 259 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,171 Just your good old-fashioned local weirdo 260 00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,441 with an aptitude of beating nubile college coeds to death. 261 00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:02,343 -[Mister Smiles growls] -[Samson] Pretty nasty! 262 00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,411 -[audience applauding] -[man] Hell yeah! 263 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:06,648 And, of course, our returning champions. 264 00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:09,584 -[audience cheering] -[woman whoops] Yeah! 265 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,353 Calypso and Cutie Pie. 266 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,223 [Cutie Pie giggling] 267 00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:21,763 These two really need no introduction. 268 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,532 Both have been in the game for the entire season. 269 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,536 Calypso with seven dozen kills 270 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:29,838 and Cutie Pie with... 271 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,539 [Samson] House record. 272 00:14:31,673 --> 00:14:32,640 100. 273 00:14:32,774 --> 00:14:34,441 That's a lot of damage. 274 00:14:34,809 --> 00:14:36,343 What is this, a pep talk? 275 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:39,947 I hope not. 276 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:43,685 Can you believe that people watch his shit? 277 00:14:43,818 --> 00:14:45,085 No way, brother. 278 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,755 I mean, it's like Dancing with the Stars 279 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,155 back in the day, you know? 280 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,791 -Shit TV. -Hey. 281 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,594 I'd rather be on-- I like that show, man. [laughs] 282 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:55,830 Oh, oh, I'm finding a whole new side to you, Perez. 283 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,766 You? A dancer? 284 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,434 Hey, let me tell you something, I got some moves. 285 00:15:00,802 --> 00:15:03,303 Well, if I had done that and not crochet club, 286 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:05,139 maybe I'd be rehabilitated. 287 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,609 I mean, I'm not allowed to play with needles no more. 288 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:08,909 Yeah, I get it. 289 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,179 When I had this girl out in the world, 290 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,515 we'd be dancing every weekend 291 00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:15,449 like we were high school sweethearts. 292 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,985 You know what? 293 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:21,589 You've had my back since I landed in this place. 294 00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:24,992 And, uh, while you have really questionable taste 295 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,562 in associates, you're a good man. 296 00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:29,631 A survivor. 297 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,131 Tough as fuck. 298 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,167 But a good man. 299 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,335 You're getting out of here. 300 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,070 You're getting that dance. 301 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,606 [Boggs] Two minutes, people! 302 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,073 Two minutes! 303 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,376 What's up, bitches? 304 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:45,547 This is Holly Daze coming to you live from the Arena. 305 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,448 Our new batch of contestants come to you 306 00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:49,751 from the federal lockup in DC. 307 00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:53,287 So you know this is going to be one explosive night! 308 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,823 [Boggs] Quickly, quickly! 309 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,758 Christ, is that supposed to make us feel comfortable? 310 00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:57,991 Toes on the line! 311 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,961 [suspenseful melody playing] 312 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:04,632 Oh, I almost forgot. 313 00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:06,133 Turn to the right! 314 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,405 [injecting gun hisses] 315 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:12,973 [Hargraves] The hell is that, a flu shot? 316 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,476 [Perez] It ain't flu season yet, Hargraves. 317 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:18,078 Little insurance policy for the producers. 318 00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:21,148 Let's just say you screw up and break the rules, 319 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,349 policy pays up. 320 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,385 -W-- wait, what rules? -Just use your head. 321 00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:26,855 You'll figure it out. 322 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,121 ♪ Boxes, boxes ♪ 323 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,157 ♪ I cannot fit in the boxes ♪ 324 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,125 ♪ Stop it, stop it ♪ 325 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,862 ♪ Quittin' was never an option ♪ 326 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,496 ♪ Exhausted, exhausted ♪ 327 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,464 ♪ This passion is never exhausted ♪ 328 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,199 ♪ And you cannot stop me ♪ 329 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,735 ♪ Nah, you cannot stop me ♪ 330 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,738 -Stay there. -You paid by the hour, asshole. 331 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,774 I paid for the night, and not for you to talk. 332 00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,308 Stay there. 333 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,344 Fucker. 334 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,079 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 335 00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:54,749 Hope I'm not interrupting anything? 336 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,316 No. Turn it up. 337 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,151 I want the table to shake under her ass. 338 00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,821 ♪ Make enough to survive ♪ 339 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,523 Douchebag. 340 00:17:01,656 --> 00:17:03,457 ♪ You really thinkin' that's why I'm alive ♪ 341 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,427 Hey. 342 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,465 Those nerves aren't gonna help you in here, kid. 343 00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:14,702 Yeah-- yeah, I just gotta collect my thoughts, that's all. 344 00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:16,103 Hey. 345 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,507 You don't need to gather your thoughts. 346 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:21,543 You're a lifer. 347 00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:24,177 You need to focus. 348 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,180 I-- I'm not supposed to be here. 349 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,551 -I-- I didn't do anything. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 350 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,719 None of us are supposed to be in here. 351 00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:35,055 And you don't see us pissing our pants, do you? 352 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:39,561 -N-- no, I'm just-- -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 353 00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,062 Embrace it. 354 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,500 -Do you understand? -Yeah, I'm sorry. 355 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,236 Hey, just man up. 356 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,441 I'll give it a shot. 357 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,644 [sighs] Fuck. 358 00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:58,646 Jesus. 359 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,549 -It's kind of funny, huh? -What's that? 360 00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:04,519 We did what we did. 361 00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:08,455 Our only way out of this is to kill people on live TV. 362 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:10,892 That's what they call a paradox. 363 00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:14,529 Doesn't sound much like rehabilitation, does it? 364 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:18,833 Sounds more like, uh, innocence through guilt, or-- 365 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,036 Ooh, how about justice through murder? 366 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,403 [Perez chuckling] 367 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:24,806 [Boggs] All right, people, this is it. 368 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,307 Line up, two by two. 369 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,710 -Let's go! -[indistinct] 370 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:31,045 Hey, wait, this is-- this it, just like that? 371 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,480 Just like that. Come on, kid. 372 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:36,283 -Are you ready? -[audience cheering] 373 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,086 Are you set? 374 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:41,923 -[indistinct]! -You can't make me do this. 375 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,692 It's go time, bitches! 376 00:18:44,826 --> 00:18:47,662 [audience cheering and applauding] 377 00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:50,263 Say "cheese," motherfuckers! 378 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,634 Go, go, go, come on, over here. Go, [indistinct]. 379 00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,167 [inmate] Get out of my fucking face! 380 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,537 [indistinct] 381 00:18:56,671 --> 00:18:58,305 Seriously, what the fuck is going on? 382 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,041 Are we on Dancing with the Convicts? 383 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,175 Oh, we just got dropped into a fucking slaughterhouse. 384 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,012 Hey, hey, hey. Easy. 385 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,713 I'm freaking the fuck out right now. 386 00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:06,814 Listen to me. 387 00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:08,016 Get your shit together, 388 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,617 or these men will fucking kill you. 389 00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:12,419 I will fucking kill him if he does not shut the fuck up! 390 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,489 [audience shouting] 391 00:19:15,623 --> 00:19:17,157 -[woman] Yes! -[man whoops] 392 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,560 [both grunting] 393 00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:21,829 -[Hargraves shouting in agony] -[flames whooshing] 394 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,232 Hey, kid? 395 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,301 [Hargraves wheezing] 396 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,872 [audience cheering] 397 00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:40,982 Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. 398 00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:43,851 [tense music playing] 399 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:45,920 Get ready, here we go. 400 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,856 [chuckles] Oh, this is some hardcore shit. 401 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,424 [indistinct], Perez. 402 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:51,793 Everybody stick together. 403 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:53,460 See if there is some way out of here. 404 00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:55,129 Somebody help me with this thing! 405 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,463 No shit, man. 406 00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:58,198 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 407 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,200 You guys are fucking dead, I hope you know that. 408 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,669 Fuck off, Perez. 409 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,038 -[audience cheering] -Yeah! 410 00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:06,406 [inmate grunting] 411 00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,509 [chip beeping] 412 00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:12,279 Uh, you got something on the back of your head, man. 413 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,682 The injection. 414 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:18,218 [chanting] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 415 00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,689 Sounds like-- like a countdown. 416 00:20:21,823 --> 00:20:26,194 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 417 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,361 [chip beeping] 418 00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,570 -Whoa! -Oh, my God! 419 00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:37,572 Well, I'd hate to be the underpaid janitor 420 00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,339 who has to clean that up. 421 00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:40,675 Let's go, back to back. 422 00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,543 He's gonna kill you all at the same time 423 00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:44,311 if you do that, Perez. 424 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,983 Watch him. He's got two blades I can see. 425 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,918 Stay close, motherfucker. 426 00:20:51,052 --> 00:20:54,555 [audience cheering] 427 00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:00,995 [tense music playing] 428 00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:03,931 Just show me what you got, you son of a bitch. 429 00:21:04,065 --> 00:21:05,933 -Get this motherfucker! -[inmate grunts] 430 00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:08,002 [blades slicing] 431 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,837 Let's go! 432 00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:12,039 Let's go! 433 00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:18,579 [inmate screaming] 434 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,915 [Nero grunting] 435 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,718 -Oh! -Whoa! 436 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,352 [inmate screaming in agony] 437 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,989 Oh, a brutal move 438 00:21:28,122 --> 00:21:30,158 by the newcomer, Nero. 439 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:34,061 [suspenseful music playing] 440 00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:41,803 Hey, I'm liking this way out a lot better than that way. 441 00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:44,505 -What about this clown? -I'm open to ideas. 442 00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:47,041 -Play hoops growing up? -Yeah. 443 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:50,443 -Pick and roll, baby. -Pick and roll. 444 00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:52,513 -Let's go. -Yo, birdie! Hey! 445 00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:55,249 [Goldie laughing] Yeah! 446 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,718 [Perez grunting] 447 00:22:01,556 --> 00:22:03,791 [Goldie] Get him! Hey! 448 00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:06,393 [Nero grunts] 449 00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:11,599 [Goldie shouting] 450 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:14,902 Get him! Yeah! 451 00:22:15,036 --> 00:22:16,504 Yeah, baby! 452 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,575 Go, go, go, man! Go, I got this, go, go! 453 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:23,077 Fantastic teamwork between 454 00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:25,445 convicted arsonist Arturo Perez 455 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,983 and self-proclaimed political prisoner 456 00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:31,185 Chet "Goldie" Golden. 457 00:22:31,319 --> 00:22:32,887 [Belladonna sighs] 458 00:22:37,158 --> 00:22:38,893 Nighty night, Pinocchio. 459 00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:45,099 [audience chanting] Do it! Do it! Do it! 460 00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:49,103 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 461 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:51,639 [chanting continues] 462 00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:05,720 ♪ 463 00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:21,468 Come on, man, get up, get up. 464 00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:28,042 [audience cheering] 465 00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:39,854 [whimsical chimes playing] 466 00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:52,833 [both grunting] 467 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:03,277 [armor whirring] 468 00:24:03,878 --> 00:24:06,814 [audience cheering] 469 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:09,250 [Counter-Strike grunting] 470 00:24:09,383 --> 00:24:12,586 [armor whirring] 471 00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:16,791 [Perez grunting mockingly] 472 00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,560 Got it? 473 00:24:20,828 --> 00:24:23,898 [both grunting] 474 00:24:24,432 --> 00:24:26,499 [armor whirring] 475 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,836 [Perez grunts] 476 00:24:29,236 --> 00:24:30,905 [armor whirring] 477 00:24:31,038 --> 00:24:33,574 Fucking outraged reptilian piece of shit, come on! 478 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:36,043 Come on, come on! 479 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,815 [both] Oh! 480 00:24:45,219 --> 00:24:47,254 You see that shit that motherfucker got? 481 00:24:47,388 --> 00:24:48,823 Kill him! You got it, man. 482 00:24:48,956 --> 00:24:51,692 Oh, come on, you know you got it, come on. 483 00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:55,062 I got all my money going on them. 484 00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,632 [audience laughing] 485 00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:05,039 Down again like a White House intern. 486 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,775 [Gideon] I can't say that I'm surprised. 487 00:25:08,275 --> 00:25:10,444 People drop out before we get to the ads. 488 00:25:10,578 --> 00:25:12,546 It's no wonder we're losing sponsors. 489 00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:14,648 I think I know exactly why. 490 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:18,486 [Samson] Fantastic teamwork between convicted arsonist 491 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:19,954 Arturo Perez 492 00:25:20,087 --> 00:25:21,922 and self-proclaimed political... 493 00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:23,991 Right there. You see that? 494 00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:26,527 That right there happened last week 495 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,763 when Novak made it to arena three. 496 00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:31,699 When Samson announces their criminal record, 497 00:25:31,832 --> 00:25:33,601 a full third of the audience drops out. 498 00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:35,603 We need to give the audience 499 00:25:35,736 --> 00:25:37,705 somebody that they can get behind. 500 00:25:38,706 --> 00:25:40,441 -A hero. -Correct. 501 00:25:40,908 --> 00:25:42,643 And I've got an idea. 502 00:25:45,312 --> 00:25:48,182 [electrical surging] 503 00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:57,191 [guard] Chop-chop, Luke. 504 00:25:57,324 --> 00:25:59,060 [indistinct] 505 00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:00,327 Jesus. 506 00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:01,996 Follow-up with the parole board. 507 00:26:02,129 --> 00:26:03,264 [Luke scoffs] 508 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,033 Hurry up. Breakfast is waiting. 509 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,069 All right, give me a minute. 510 00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:19,780 Sorry, Bender. 511 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,950 Come on, man, We've seen this before. 512 00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:25,619 Come on in. Have a seat. 513 00:26:25,753 --> 00:26:28,189 [pensive music playing] 514 00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:31,826 So, you guys know, I was just in here. 515 00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:33,294 I was denied. 516 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,196 We're not the parole board. 517 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,402 Luke Bender. 518 00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:43,003 We've read your profile. 519 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:47,475 Desmond Belladonna, CEO of Clydesdale Industries. 520 00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:50,377 We manufacture protein supplements, 521 00:26:50,512 --> 00:26:53,447 jet engines, parts for high-end automobiles. 522 00:26:54,048 --> 00:26:55,850 But I don't give a shit about that stuff. 523 00:26:55,983 --> 00:26:58,819 What I'm really passionate about is my other venture. 524 00:26:58,953 --> 00:27:01,755 The real moneymaker, Arena Wars. 525 00:27:01,889 --> 00:27:03,090 As you may know, 526 00:27:03,224 --> 00:27:05,793 contestants are death row inmates. 527 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,195 The problem lately is that 528 00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:10,731 it seems audiences just aren't as interested in watching 529 00:27:10,865 --> 00:27:12,800 the scum of the earth get butchered 530 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,435 on live TV anymore. 531 00:27:14,569 --> 00:27:16,003 What do you want with me again? 532 00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:19,807 I think it's time to, uh, audition Mr. Bender. 533 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,576 With pleasure. 534 00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:22,977 [Belladonna] Don't go easy on him. 535 00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:24,845 Don't worry, you can count on that. 536 00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:29,183 Come on, big boy. Let's see what you can do. 537 00:27:30,384 --> 00:27:31,852 [neck cracks] 538 00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:40,828 [men grunting] 539 00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:48,202 [bones cracking] 540 00:27:51,405 --> 00:27:52,373 [bones cracking] 541 00:27:52,507 --> 00:27:53,807 [stun baton buzzing] 542 00:27:55,476 --> 00:27:56,578 Well done. 543 00:27:57,044 --> 00:28:00,615 [applauding] Good, good. 544 00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:03,652 When I said I read your profile, 545 00:28:03,784 --> 00:28:05,953 I meant your classified profile. 546 00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:07,288 [Gideon] Decorated Marine. 547 00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:09,823 Took the fall for a superior officer. 548 00:28:09,957 --> 00:28:11,892 Landed yourself up in here. 549 00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:13,994 You're an innocent man. 550 00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:16,330 Innocent man can mean big ratings. 551 00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,165 Government won't allow it. 552 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:19,800 You'll blow my cover. 553 00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:21,368 Money can buy anything these days. 554 00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:22,937 Plus, the president's a big fan. 555 00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:26,240 Send his kids some shirts, he's very happy. 556 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:29,109 -What if I say no? -Think about it, Bender. 557 00:28:29,243 --> 00:28:31,278 A chance to get back the life you deserve, 558 00:28:31,412 --> 00:28:32,379 a clean record. 559 00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:34,148 And plus, you don't have much of a choice. 560 00:28:34,281 --> 00:28:36,217 The courts have agreed to upgrade your sentence 561 00:28:36,350 --> 00:28:40,788 to lethal injection if you say no. 562 00:28:47,529 --> 00:28:51,165 [ominous music playing] 563 00:28:54,969 --> 00:28:56,370 Grid down. 564 00:28:58,205 --> 00:28:59,273 Grid up. 565 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,849 [chuckling] Whoa. 566 00:29:08,983 --> 00:29:11,185 [device ringing] 567 00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:18,526 Well, what do you know? You got a call coming in. 568 00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:21,462 Put it through. 569 00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:31,372 How are you, Luke? 570 00:29:31,506 --> 00:29:32,806 Cut the shit. 571 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,709 I'm not sure I know what you mean. 572 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:37,211 You know exactly what I mean. 573 00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:39,380 I can't lie to you. 574 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,915 Yes, they told me. 575 00:29:42,617 --> 00:29:44,018 Your cover is gonna be blown. 576 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:46,020 This doesn't just affect me, 577 00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:47,488 they could come for you and Arianna. 578 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,391 I know, I'm aware. 579 00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:52,192 If I don't make it... 580 00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:55,664 you tell her I love her. 581 00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:58,932 [sincere melody playing] 582 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,836 You know, you've always been like a son to me. 583 00:30:03,871 --> 00:30:05,139 Thank you. 584 00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:07,441 I'll be watching. 585 00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,419 Loosen this shit. 586 00:30:19,654 --> 00:30:20,921 [grunts] 587 00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:30,164 What's up, Minty? 588 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,201 I don't think we've met. 589 00:30:35,069 --> 00:30:36,337 My name's Khan. 590 00:30:37,304 --> 00:30:39,139 Like the [indistinct]. 591 00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:43,911 This is my lady friend hand anyways. 592 00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:45,979 So... 593 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,282 what are you in here for? 594 00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:50,851 -[hisses] -Hey? 595 00:30:51,786 --> 00:30:54,421 I answered a help wanted ad on a suicide hotline. 596 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,358 At the time I didn't know what "help wanted" really meant. 597 00:30:57,491 --> 00:30:59,728 I was just helping patients with the process. 598 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,563 [Minty chuckling] 599 00:31:03,798 --> 00:31:06,333 What was that you handed the big chief over there? 600 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:08,469 Nothing, man. 601 00:31:09,604 --> 00:31:10,672 I saw it. 602 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:13,974 All right. It's my own brand. 603 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:17,344 It's concentrated endorphins. 604 00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:20,447 Endorphins? 605 00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:22,617 Best high you'll ever have. 606 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:27,054 Complete and utter euphoria. 607 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:28,288 Tell you what. 608 00:31:29,156 --> 00:31:33,327 First dose is on the house, if you decide you want a taste. 609 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:35,896 You hold that thought. 610 00:31:37,131 --> 00:31:39,433 -Cool? -Yeah, man, cool. 611 00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:42,469 It's Luke. 612 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:45,840 Cool Hand Luke. That's what I'll call you. 613 00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:47,709 [Khan chuckling] 614 00:31:47,842 --> 00:31:49,076 ["Forever" by Jonezen playing] 615 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:50,477 ♪ Let's go ♪ 616 00:31:51,278 --> 00:31:53,113 ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ 617 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:54,982 ♪ It's forever ♪ 618 00:31:56,818 --> 00:31:58,252 ♪ No surrender ♪ 619 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:01,054 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 620 00:32:01,723 --> 00:32:04,024 ♪ You know that this right here forever ♪ 621 00:32:05,192 --> 00:32:07,562 ♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪ 622 00:32:07,695 --> 00:32:09,664 ♪ And there will be no surrender ♪ 623 00:32:11,331 --> 00:32:13,735 ♪ Now allow me to reintroduce myself ♪ 624 00:32:13,868 --> 00:32:16,504 ♪ They call me J-O-N to the E-Z-E-N ♪ 625 00:32:16,638 --> 00:32:18,640 ♪ Know that we undefeated ♪ 626 00:32:18,773 --> 00:32:20,708 ♪ Y'all are beneath speechless trying to air a grievance ♪ 627 00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:22,242 ♪ But these lines are overhead ♪ 628 00:32:22,376 --> 00:32:23,410 ♪ Better check the air for clearance ♪ 629 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:25,078 ♪ Call the tower this is ours ♪ 630 00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:26,980 ♪ Clear that he the heir apparent ♪ 631 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:28,783 ♪ Really I've never been better, yeah, legacy this is forever ♪ 632 00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,819 ♪ All them old ties they been severed ♪ 633 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,520 ♪ I'm raising the bar you can go ahead and measure ♪ 634 00:32:32,654 --> 00:32:34,254 ♪ Think it's about time for a toast ♪ 635 00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:35,557 ♪ Time that we welcome the goat ♪ 636 00:32:35,690 --> 00:32:37,024 [Boggs] Up! 637 00:32:38,626 --> 00:32:39,828 Toes on the line! 638 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,663 ♪ Got anthems and bands with masters ♪ 639 00:32:41,796 --> 00:32:42,864 Name's Boggs. 640 00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:44,532 If you're a fan of the show, 641 00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:48,068 you may remember that I took out Thrustkill a few years back. 642 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:52,139 -We gonna have a problem? -[Khan clearing throat] 643 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,544 I understand that we have a ringer with us. 644 00:32:56,945 --> 00:32:58,378 A real superstar. 645 00:32:58,513 --> 00:33:01,081 Now, although I cannot tell you who that person is, 646 00:33:01,215 --> 00:33:03,116 I can tell you 647 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:06,186 that you are all under my watch. 648 00:33:07,522 --> 00:33:11,024 And we have just a couple of days 649 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,026 to get you detoxified, 650 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,596 trained and ready... 651 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,030 for what you're gonna see beyond that wall. 652 00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:19,066 And, folks, you better damn well be ready, 653 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:20,635 'cause it ain't gonna be pretty. 654 00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:22,604 ["Let's Dance" by Miley Virus playing] 655 00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:23,838 All right. 656 00:33:23,972 --> 00:33:26,039 Single file. First up. 657 00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:27,809 -Name? -Billie. 658 00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:28,910 With an IE. 659 00:33:29,042 --> 00:33:30,277 Kiyoshi [indistinct]. 660 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,079 -Alice. -Hank. 661 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:33,648 -Harris. -Minty. 662 00:33:33,781 --> 00:33:37,384 -Real name. -Minty. Legally changed. 663 00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:40,722 -Next. -[all applauding] 664 00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:42,055 Khan. 665 00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,958 You know, like Ghengis. 666 00:33:44,091 --> 00:33:45,325 When was your last physical? 667 00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:48,362 Cell block shower this morning. Oh, yeah. 668 00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:51,098 It says you have gonorrhea, chlamydia, 669 00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:52,634 and raised endorphin levels. 670 00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:53,735 [both chuckling] 671 00:33:53,868 --> 00:33:55,435 -Name? -Luke Bender. 672 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:58,272 Are there any pre-existing conditions 673 00:33:58,405 --> 00:33:59,841 that we should know about? 674 00:33:59,974 --> 00:34:02,644 Just your garden variety case of toxic masculinity 675 00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:04,144 and being a badass. 676 00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:07,381 Man, look at this sad sack of shit. 677 00:34:07,515 --> 00:34:09,416 -Name? -Eight Ball. 678 00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:12,119 -Real name? -Eight Ball. 679 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,890 You're not as cute as you think you are. 680 00:34:16,024 --> 00:34:17,559 Haven't you heard, honey? 681 00:34:17,692 --> 00:34:21,361 -Everybody wants to visit Paris. -Next. 682 00:34:21,495 --> 00:34:23,263 You've been juicing, sir? 683 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:24,766 No, no. Well-- 684 00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,034 Are you sure? 685 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,235 Maybe, yeah. No, no. 686 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:30,370 You think you're so cute, huh? 687 00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:32,574 Cute doesn't mean what you think it does in prison, ma'am. 688 00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:34,408 ♪ 689 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:37,879 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 690 00:34:38,012 --> 00:34:39,013 So, you want me to cough? 691 00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:41,348 -[coughing weakly] -No. 692 00:34:41,481 --> 00:34:42,750 Just drop trou, boy. 693 00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:45,720 Like you do in them prison showers. 694 00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:47,287 Just hold still. 695 00:34:47,655 --> 00:34:48,723 Oh, fuck! 696 00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:50,390 Oh, come on, boy. 697 00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:53,360 I know you've had a lot bigger than that. 698 00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:56,196 Gonorrhea vaccine, old school. 699 00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:58,098 Drop 'em. 700 00:34:59,968 --> 00:35:03,403 [Khan screaming] 701 00:35:03,538 --> 00:35:05,105 We know you've had bigger! 702 00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:12,312 [pensive music playing] 703 00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:19,419 So, why don't we just sever the nerve endings 704 00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:21,421 and be done with it? 705 00:35:21,889 --> 00:35:23,091 Pain motivates them. 706 00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:24,592 For example... 707 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:35,503 if Nero didn't feel that, you wouldn't have a show. 708 00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:38,973 How's our boy looking? 709 00:35:39,373 --> 00:35:40,942 Broken jaw, 710 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:43,845 fractured skull, the usual. 711 00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:47,515 Domino, will you do the honors? 712 00:35:52,654 --> 00:35:54,656 We may need to revamp the cocktail. 713 00:35:55,523 --> 00:35:57,290 It's starting to wear off quicker. 714 00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:00,762 Shit. 715 00:36:01,428 --> 00:36:04,264 [Nero grunting] 716 00:36:04,732 --> 00:36:06,366 My face. 717 00:36:08,536 --> 00:36:11,873 [both grunting] 718 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,277 Domino. 719 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:20,548 Remember. 720 00:36:20,682 --> 00:36:21,749 Of course. 721 00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,985 Good girl. 722 00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:27,855 If this happens during a show, it could be bad. 723 00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,390 They could turn against us. 724 00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:32,392 Do what you have to do. 725 00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:35,830 -Yes, sir. -[cracking] 726 00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:40,935 I've got the tools, I've got the talent. 727 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:44,371 You got oil injections, is what you got. 728 00:36:44,505 --> 00:36:45,873 [chuckling] 729 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,810 Oh, yeah? It's like that, huh? 730 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:51,344 I'm gonna call you "Juice" now. 731 00:36:51,846 --> 00:36:54,182 -Taint Juice. -[Harris and Khan laughing] 732 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:55,415 Taint Juice? 733 00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:57,819 That'd be a boss-ass energy drink. 734 00:36:58,351 --> 00:36:59,687 Win Arena Wars, 735 00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:02,322 get fuck out of here, and market that shit. 736 00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:03,925 Someone down at the club, 737 00:37:04,058 --> 00:37:06,060 "Get you some fucking Taint Juice, baby." 738 00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:08,730 Yeah! [laughing] 739 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,699 Unless you want some of 740 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,233 this Taint Juice right here and now... 741 00:37:14,102 --> 00:37:15,069 then shut the fuck up. 742 00:37:15,203 --> 00:37:16,904 Take it easy, Govenator. 743 00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:20,007 This one's on the house. 744 00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,978 [huffs] Taint fact number 10. 745 00:37:24,512 --> 00:37:27,849 Only Taint can slam a revolving door. [chuckles] 746 00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:30,852 [pensive music playing] 747 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,594 Old concrete punching bag, huh? 748 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,763 Yeah. 749 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,297 Used to practice on one myself. 750 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,868 Why did you stop? 751 00:37:51,005 --> 00:37:52,206 [Minty sniffles] 752 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,575 [sighs] All the pent-up aggression. 753 00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:58,646 Carrying it back to my cell. 754 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,716 Breathing it all in. 755 00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:05,418 We both know that ain't healthy. 756 00:38:08,656 --> 00:38:09,991 Brother Carl over there... 757 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,060 I'm responsible for him [indistinct]. 758 00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:17,665 So... 759 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:19,734 you ready for this? 760 00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:22,469 I'd be lying if I said I was. 761 00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:25,372 Fuckers at the parole board, man. 762 00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:26,808 How am I supposed to go in there 763 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:29,043 and prove to them that I've been rehabilitated 764 00:38:29,177 --> 00:38:30,611 when I'm sweating bullets? 765 00:38:31,245 --> 00:38:34,081 Think I'm gonna take my chances with Arena Wars. 766 00:38:34,215 --> 00:38:35,983 Sure seems like better odds. 767 00:38:36,117 --> 00:38:37,317 [chuckling] 768 00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:38,986 You're all right, Minty. 769 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,588 You think you can tell those fuckers at the parole board 770 00:38:40,721 --> 00:38:42,489 -that for me? -[chuckling] 771 00:38:46,194 --> 00:38:49,429 [tense music playing] 772 00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:58,306 Welcome to the next exciting episode of... 773 00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:00,141 [both] ...Arena Wars. 774 00:39:00,274 --> 00:39:02,643 I'm your host, Stephen Samson. 775 00:39:02,777 --> 00:39:04,377 With me, as always, is 776 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:06,314 former heavyweight champion of the world, 777 00:39:06,446 --> 00:39:08,381 Joe Moses Johnson. 778 00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,318 [Moses] You know, last week started 779 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:11,853 with such great potential. 780 00:39:11,986 --> 00:39:14,956 Arsonist Arturo Perez showing leadership skills 781 00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:17,424 early on, then quickly being taken down 782 00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:20,161 by newcomer Meat Wagon in the third arena. 783 00:39:20,294 --> 00:39:22,730 [indistinct] 784 00:39:22,864 --> 00:39:25,233 I'm told we have a surprise announcement tonight. 785 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,236 Something you've never seen on Arena Wars before. 786 00:39:28,769 --> 00:39:30,204 For the first time, 787 00:39:30,338 --> 00:39:33,908 Arena Wars will feature an innocent contestant. 788 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:35,776 -[indistinct] -What are they talking about? 789 00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:37,578 They're talking about me. It has to be me. 790 00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:40,648 Lieutenant Luke Bender, former United States Marine. 791 00:39:40,781 --> 00:39:43,150 You've got to be fucking kidding me. 792 00:39:43,284 --> 00:39:44,785 Well, well, well. 793 00:39:46,254 --> 00:39:49,657 So, uh, what are you, like a narc or some shit, man? 794 00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,759 You heard me, man. I'm not a narc. 795 00:39:51,893 --> 00:39:53,961 [scoffs] Pretty boy here [indistinct]. 796 00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:55,696 I don't know what narcs you know, 797 00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:58,699 but I've seen some pretty damn sexy ones myself. 798 00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:00,167 Wait a minute, Luke. 799 00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:03,771 You're saying you're innocent? 800 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:07,842 -Yeah. -[Minty scoffs] 801 00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:09,944 For real? 802 00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,946 You saw it on TV. It must be real, right? 803 00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,548 Don't think I'm stupid just 'cause I've been in the joint. 804 00:40:14,682 --> 00:40:16,317 -Is that really why you're here? -Yes. 805 00:40:16,449 --> 00:40:18,252 -Prove it. -Yeah, mate. 806 00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:20,054 Prove it. 807 00:40:20,187 --> 00:40:22,256 I don't know how you expect me to do that from in here. 808 00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:23,691 Fair enough. 809 00:40:24,892 --> 00:40:27,094 I'm watching you, Marine. 810 00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:28,495 So, why'd you do it then? 811 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:30,965 Orders from a commanding officer. 812 00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:33,901 Couldn't let it get out that a colonel 813 00:40:34,035 --> 00:40:35,503 close to the president tried to kill him. 814 00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:38,572 All I asked for in return was that my fiancée 815 00:40:38,706 --> 00:40:40,107 and her father were taken care of. 816 00:40:40,574 --> 00:40:42,610 Well, that's a goddamn honorable leave. 817 00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:44,245 Hell yeah. 818 00:40:44,378 --> 00:40:46,514 So, uh, what now? 819 00:40:47,348 --> 00:40:48,481 What do you mean? 820 00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:49,684 Well, when are you gonna teach us 821 00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:50,851 some of that Marine shit? 822 00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:52,452 -Yeah! -I knew it! 823 00:40:52,586 --> 00:40:53,854 Yeah! 824 00:40:54,555 --> 00:40:56,157 You follow my lead, all right? 825 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,959 -Yeah. -You bet. 826 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:01,362 Here we go. You know the drill. 827 00:41:01,929 --> 00:41:03,431 Just give me the countdown. 828 00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:06,801 Three, two, one. Bangin'! 829 00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:08,769 Hey, all you sexy bitches! 830 00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:12,807 Holly Daze is in the house! 831 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,809 Any predictions for tonight's show? 832 00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:18,179 I'll predict Holly Daze 833 00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:20,848 shows me them Holly Ways. 834 00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:23,718 Gonna be hard to do when I'm live on Holly Way. 835 00:41:23,851 --> 00:41:26,220 [audience laughing] 836 00:41:27,021 --> 00:41:28,823 -Hey, girl. -What's up? 837 00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:34,261 Billie Chambers, right? 838 00:41:36,464 --> 00:41:37,698 Yeah. 839 00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:41,068 Women's MMHF 2039. 840 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,105 Used to be. 841 00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:46,741 [chuckles] Damn! I knew that was you. 842 00:41:47,108 --> 00:41:49,577 I had front-row seats to your last fight in Vegas. 843 00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:52,913 In fact, I think I won, what was it, 20 bucks? 844 00:41:54,782 --> 00:41:56,817 -20 bucks, hey? -That's it. 845 00:41:57,284 --> 00:41:59,420 I guess we both took the win, it was a pretty good night. 846 00:41:59,553 --> 00:42:01,055 Hell yeah, it was a good night. 847 00:42:01,555 --> 00:42:02,957 I wanted to meet you that night. 848 00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:04,925 Didn't get to. 849 00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:06,794 It's nice to meet you now, though. 850 00:42:09,497 --> 00:42:10,765 Towel? 851 00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,100 Sure, thanks. 852 00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:15,870 You know, they've told me about you. 853 00:42:16,804 --> 00:42:18,239 They told me you were innocent. 854 00:42:21,008 --> 00:42:22,610 That's never happened here before, 855 00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:24,211 if you can believe that. 856 00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:27,516 Innocent man, life sentence. 857 00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:30,051 Has to fight his way back out. 858 00:42:30,985 --> 00:42:32,553 That's good television. 859 00:42:33,254 --> 00:42:34,555 Doesn't matter. 860 00:42:35,623 --> 00:42:36,891 I'm just a gimmick. 861 00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:39,493 Look. 862 00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:43,564 Not one person that has ever been in this room 863 00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:46,333 has ever deserved to get back out. 864 00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:48,269 Including me. 865 00:42:49,036 --> 00:42:51,005 But anyway, it's almost showtime. 866 00:42:51,739 --> 00:42:53,207 I'm rooting for you. 867 00:42:58,012 --> 00:42:59,613 Two minutes, people! 868 00:42:59,747 --> 00:43:00,748 Two minutes! 869 00:43:00,881 --> 00:43:02,249 Just waiting for the cue. 870 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,819 You know, you would think that they could use 871 00:43:04,952 --> 00:43:07,254 stock footage of us by now, right? 872 00:43:07,822 --> 00:43:08,989 Don't tell them that. 873 00:43:09,457 --> 00:43:11,392 Unless the buyout's as high as our salaries. 874 00:43:11,526 --> 00:43:12,927 Like that's gonna happen. 875 00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:14,862 [director] Stop flirting. Get the fuck to work. 876 00:43:14,995 --> 00:43:18,065 And three, two, one. Badda-bing. 877 00:43:19,467 --> 00:43:20,734 [audience cheering] 878 00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:22,670 Hey, all you crazy motherfuckers! 879 00:43:22,803 --> 00:43:24,338 Are you ready? 880 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,208 Are you set? 881 00:43:28,577 --> 00:43:31,946 Let's rock! 882 00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:34,348 [suspenseful music playing] 883 00:43:41,523 --> 00:43:43,157 Bye-bye, bitches! 884 00:43:46,861 --> 00:43:48,929 [audience cheering] 885 00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:50,532 Let's go, let's go. 886 00:43:51,265 --> 00:43:54,068 -[man grunts] -[guard] Come on. Let's go. 887 00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:58,172 See you fuckers in the next life. 888 00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:01,208 Smile for the camera, thug life. 889 00:44:06,515 --> 00:44:08,382 -[gate rumbles] -Oh, no! 890 00:44:13,154 --> 00:44:15,256 Everyone stay ready, stay alert. 891 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,859 Hey, guys, do you smell that? 892 00:44:20,928 --> 00:44:23,330 [all screaming] 893 00:44:23,464 --> 00:44:25,900 [Harris screaming] 894 00:44:26,033 --> 00:44:27,902 [audience cheering] 895 00:44:30,304 --> 00:44:31,739 Harris! 896 00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:33,908 Stay back, don't go near him! 897 00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:42,349 Hell yeah! 898 00:44:42,483 --> 00:44:44,685 Here we go! Here we go! 899 00:44:45,085 --> 00:44:47,589 On my word, everyone on him. 900 00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:49,156 Smile! 901 00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:50,625 Hey, man, keep that fucking camera out of my face! 902 00:44:50,758 --> 00:44:51,992 Just doing my job, chump. 903 00:44:56,631 --> 00:44:58,032 [Kiyoshi screams out] 904 00:45:00,801 --> 00:45:02,903 [knife clattering] 905 00:45:11,478 --> 00:45:14,882 Come on, Cool Hand. You got it. 906 00:45:15,482 --> 00:45:16,884 Kill this motherfucker! 907 00:45:20,854 --> 00:45:23,023 -Hold him! Hold him! -Hit him, hit him! 908 00:45:25,694 --> 00:45:27,161 Hold him. Hold him. 909 00:45:34,134 --> 00:45:36,303 [audience cheering] 910 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,820 Hey, Nero. Hold for focus, would you? 911 00:45:55,155 --> 00:45:57,958 [audience cheering] 912 00:45:59,226 --> 00:46:00,294 Come on! 913 00:46:02,263 --> 00:46:03,831 Come on! 914 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,043 [announcer] And now, a message from our sponsor. 915 00:46:18,747 --> 00:46:21,482 [indistinct] 916 00:46:21,616 --> 00:46:24,018 [indistinct] 917 00:46:25,419 --> 00:46:27,656 Pretty boy narc can't do it, can he? 918 00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:29,123 Yeah, he can. 919 00:46:30,592 --> 00:46:31,859 Come on, Luke. 920 00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:38,533 Take it. 921 00:46:38,667 --> 00:46:41,835 [tense music playing] 922 00:46:45,573 --> 00:46:49,577 [electric buzzing] 923 00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:51,945 Good job, Genghis. 924 00:46:52,846 --> 00:46:54,181 Luke, you okay? 925 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,552 Yeah. 926 00:46:57,686 --> 00:46:59,420 [announcer] And here we go. 927 00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,857 Told you he wasn't gonna do it. 928 00:47:05,025 --> 00:47:08,630 Bender, showing some hesitation. 929 00:47:08,763 --> 00:47:10,164 Fuck this. 930 00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:15,402 Brutal finishing move 931 00:47:15,537 --> 00:47:18,372 by multiple murderer Tanker Lee Jones. 932 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:21,942 Don't fuck this up for me, Marine. 933 00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:27,247 The tides could be turning here, Joe. 934 00:47:29,718 --> 00:47:34,254 [man grunting] 935 00:47:37,592 --> 00:47:40,327 [indistinct] [coughing] 936 00:47:40,461 --> 00:47:41,563 I feel cold. 937 00:47:42,597 --> 00:47:44,965 You want my help, you pick up the goddamn pace. 938 00:47:45,366 --> 00:47:47,201 I'm going as fast as I can, asshole. 939 00:47:47,334 --> 00:47:49,504 You afraid of the dark, K-Town? 940 00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:51,238 No, man. 941 00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:53,508 This reminds me of times I used to play in my parents' mortuary. 942 00:47:53,775 --> 00:47:55,209 No wonder you're in here. 943 00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:57,378 [Khan] My sister used to turn off all the lights. 944 00:47:57,512 --> 00:48:00,314 Spin me in a circle, made me count to ten. 945 00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:03,117 Yep, I'd just feel around until I'd find my way out. 946 00:48:03,752 --> 00:48:08,455 Sometimes I'd find a corpse, sometimes I'd find my sister. 947 00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:10,357 So, if you found a corpse, 948 00:48:10,491 --> 00:48:12,794 does that mean that you won or you lost. 949 00:48:12,926 --> 00:48:14,662 Well, it kind of depends. 950 00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:16,096 Why is that? 951 00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:18,165 Uh... 952 00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:22,737 no one here is wearing a steampunk cosplay, are they? 953 00:48:22,871 --> 00:48:24,104 Get back! 954 00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:26,808 [armor whirring] 955 00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,543 -Ooh! -[man chuckling] 956 00:48:34,716 --> 00:48:36,183 [armor whirring] 957 00:48:36,316 --> 00:48:38,820 [cheering and applauding] 958 00:48:38,952 --> 00:48:40,954 [all grunting] 959 00:48:43,892 --> 00:48:47,094 [armor whirring] 960 00:48:47,595 --> 00:48:50,264 -[laughing] -[indistinct] 961 00:48:57,137 --> 00:48:58,606 [cheering and laughing] 962 00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:00,040 He's all yours. 963 00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,010 Fuck. Fuck. 964 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,182 -Good luck, buddy. -[indistinct] 965 00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:11,084 [armor whirring] 966 00:49:11,985 --> 00:49:14,354 [laughing and cheering] 967 00:49:22,730 --> 00:49:25,132 [laughing] 968 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:27,401 Oh, shit. Oh, sh-- No, no, no! 969 00:49:27,535 --> 00:49:28,670 [cracking] 970 00:49:29,871 --> 00:49:31,238 ♪ 971 00:49:31,371 --> 00:49:34,542 -[blade whooshing] -[blows landing] 972 00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:36,845 I saw tech like this [indistinct]. 973 00:49:37,579 --> 00:49:39,714 The thing about heavy doses of adrenaline... 974 00:49:41,381 --> 00:49:42,817 is there's always a quick crash. 975 00:49:42,951 --> 00:49:44,084 [armor whirring] 976 00:49:44,218 --> 00:49:45,687 [cheering and applauding] 977 00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:49,156 [knife slashing] 978 00:49:52,894 --> 00:49:55,462 [audience cheering] 979 00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:01,101 -He's dead. -Good. 980 00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:03,170 Less backs to watch. 981 00:50:03,638 --> 00:50:06,139 Every one of us that goes down, hurts the team. 982 00:50:06,273 --> 00:50:07,274 The team, huh? 983 00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:09,544 [Luke] Yeah, the team. 984 00:50:11,746 --> 00:50:15,650 Listen, if you want to live through this, 985 00:50:15,783 --> 00:50:17,017 we have to work together. 986 00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,019 -[scoffs] -Just follow my lead. 987 00:50:19,554 --> 00:50:21,890 Says the motherfucker who couldn't kill Nero. 988 00:50:22,924 --> 00:50:25,225 Why the fuck are we even listening to this Marine? 989 00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:27,160 He is not one of us. 990 00:50:28,061 --> 00:50:30,532 You really expect us to believe your ass is out here 991 00:50:30,665 --> 00:50:32,332 looking out for the rest of us? 992 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,402 We're murderers, thieves. 993 00:50:35,537 --> 00:50:37,505 You're a stupid jarhead who took the fall for someone 994 00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:39,172 who's out living it up at your expense. 995 00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:41,141 You're here getting your shit pushed in. 996 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:44,044 I was a sacrifice for national fucking security. 997 00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:45,412 Couldn't let it get out 998 00:50:45,547 --> 00:50:46,648 that the president was easily reached. 999 00:50:47,047 --> 00:50:49,717 I hate to be the harbinger of bad news, but... 1000 00:50:50,484 --> 00:50:52,419 the whole fucking world knows now. 1001 00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:56,658 Sounds like you failed your mission... 1002 00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:58,693 Marine. 1003 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,696 How about this? 1004 00:51:02,195 --> 00:51:05,132 Us lifers, we'll stick together... 1005 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,502 and you can fuck off. 1006 00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:20,213 -[gasps] -[audience groans] 1007 00:51:22,517 --> 00:51:24,786 -Hang me now. -[chuckling] 1008 00:51:26,219 --> 00:51:30,324 [Meat Wagon breathing heavily] 1009 00:51:34,896 --> 00:51:37,197 [Meat Wagon laughs] 1010 00:51:37,331 --> 00:51:41,268 [percussion beat intensifies] 1011 00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:49,911 Are you still with me? 1012 00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:52,379 Bender, clearly preparing to give 1013 00:51:52,513 --> 00:51:55,083 our home audience a motivational speech. 1014 00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:59,119 I said, are you with me? 1015 00:51:59,554 --> 00:52:00,420 Yeah! 1016 00:52:00,555 --> 00:52:03,290 [cheering and applauding] 1017 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:06,861 [crowd whooping] 1018 00:52:09,597 --> 00:52:11,131 -Yo! -Fuck yeah. 1019 00:52:11,264 --> 00:52:12,800 Let's do it, Bender! 1020 00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:14,902 Let's get some. 1021 00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:27,481 Major props to the producers, man. 1022 00:52:27,615 --> 00:52:29,449 I mean, I never saw this one coming. 1023 00:52:30,084 --> 00:52:31,418 [cheering and applauding] 1024 00:52:31,552 --> 00:52:33,487 [Meat Wagon growling] 1025 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,829 -[grunting] -[Meat Wagon screaming] 1026 00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:48,636 Enough. 1027 00:52:52,006 --> 00:52:54,842 -Motherfucker. [grunts] -[axe squelching] 1028 00:52:54,976 --> 00:52:56,811 [woman] Oh, Jesus. 1029 00:52:56,944 --> 00:52:58,245 [grunts] 1030 00:53:00,715 --> 00:53:02,784 -You did good. -[indistinct] 1031 00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:06,120 [dramatic music plays] 1032 00:53:06,486 --> 00:53:09,289 [crowd murmuring] 1033 00:53:12,259 --> 00:53:14,361 [Luke huffs] 1034 00:53:17,464 --> 00:53:20,735 [indistinct chatter] 1035 00:53:21,736 --> 00:53:25,272 ♪ 1036 00:53:25,405 --> 00:53:28,876 [cheering] 1037 00:53:34,882 --> 00:53:36,316 Oh, my God! 1038 00:53:36,450 --> 00:53:38,686 -Oh, my God. -Come on. 1039 00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:41,455 [crowd cheering] 1040 00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:43,791 Yeah! 1041 00:53:48,696 --> 00:53:52,299 [indistinct chanting] 1042 00:53:57,839 --> 00:54:00,074 You're a bad motherfucker, Marine. 1043 00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:02,977 [crowd chanting] 1044 00:54:09,717 --> 00:54:11,519 So, if, like, Bender is innocent, 1045 00:54:11,652 --> 00:54:13,087 does that mean, like, there's more hot guys 1046 00:54:13,221 --> 00:54:14,222 in jail like that? 1047 00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,557 Well, if Bender lives, 1048 00:54:16,691 --> 00:54:18,192 if he-- if he gets an action figure, 1049 00:54:18,325 --> 00:54:20,728 can Comic Con book him so I can get it signed maybe? 1050 00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:24,966 I mean, if he's innocent, why not just let him out now? 1051 00:54:25,099 --> 00:54:26,667 Due process. 1052 00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:28,636 All that pent up aggression we accumulate during the week? 1053 00:54:28,770 --> 00:54:30,571 I can't think of a better outlet for it. 1054 00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:33,508 Reminds me that time I got a black belt in jiu-jitsu. 1055 00:54:33,641 --> 00:54:35,843 This one-two punch combo, the teamwork. 1056 00:54:35,977 --> 00:54:37,612 It's a rare thing in the world today. 1057 00:54:37,745 --> 00:54:38,913 Yo, I'm gonna one-two punch you 1058 00:54:39,046 --> 00:54:40,748 if you don't let me rock the mic. 1059 00:54:40,882 --> 00:54:42,349 It's the most fascinating study of the human condition 1060 00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:44,819 since, well, the advent of social media. 1061 00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,788 I actually got into the ring myself recently. 1062 00:54:46,921 --> 00:54:48,523 I'm not going to say I'm a pro or anything, 1063 00:54:48,656 --> 00:54:50,124 but I definitely learned a thing or two about myself. 1064 00:54:50,258 --> 00:54:52,960 I saw some pretty crazy shit out on the battlefield. 1065 00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:54,228 I gotta tell you, 1066 00:54:54,361 --> 00:54:55,630 nothing compares to what I see here. 1067 00:54:55,763 --> 00:54:57,397 Yeah, that says a lot about you, though. 1068 00:54:57,532 --> 00:54:59,466 Dealing with kids all day, I mean, 1069 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,569 sometimes I just want to fuck some shit up. 1070 00:55:01,702 --> 00:55:03,104 -[crowd laughing] -You know what I'm saying? 1071 00:55:03,237 --> 00:55:04,471 [reporter] I totally understand. 1072 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,541 I did get hit in the head pretty bad. 1073 00:55:06,674 --> 00:55:07,942 Mom said I wasn't the same after that, 1074 00:55:08,075 --> 00:55:09,610 -can you believe it? -[reporter] Oh, wow. 1075 00:55:09,744 --> 00:55:11,913 I get up, I go down the garage 1076 00:55:12,046 --> 00:55:14,347 and I just unload on that heavy bag. 1077 00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:16,584 Bender was the surprise of the season, 1078 00:55:16,717 --> 00:55:17,952 but that doesn't mean he's going to keep up 1079 00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,554 -this winning streak. -That's true. 1080 00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:21,388 Look, I don't care who wins. 1081 00:55:21,522 --> 00:55:22,957 What I want to see is all the bloodshed, 1082 00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:24,859 grade-A type of stuff on screen tonight. 1083 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:26,894 -That's all I care about. -Okay, nice. 1084 00:55:27,028 --> 00:55:29,163 Okay, great, amazing. Thank you, guys. 1085 00:55:29,297 --> 00:55:32,365 [menacing music plays] 1086 00:55:39,372 --> 00:55:41,042 [liquid bubbling] 1087 00:55:48,316 --> 00:55:51,118 "Death, be not proud, 1088 00:55:51,252 --> 00:55:54,088 for some have called you mighty and dreadful... 1089 00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:56,657 for thou art not so." 1090 00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:58,693 Do you know where that's from? 1091 00:55:59,426 --> 00:56:00,661 No. 1092 00:56:01,162 --> 00:56:02,330 It's a sonnet. 1093 00:56:02,797 --> 00:56:05,299 "Death, Be Not Proud", 1094 00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:07,500 written in the 1600s. 1095 00:56:11,438 --> 00:56:12,907 "For rest and sleep... 1096 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:17,879 for thou picture be much pleasure, 1097 00:56:18,012 --> 00:56:21,115 for thee, much more must flow." 1098 00:56:21,249 --> 00:56:23,851 That's my favorite passage. 1099 00:56:24,318 --> 00:56:25,853 It gets me through my job. 1100 00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:28,488 How about you, Domino? 1101 00:56:30,457 --> 00:56:32,026 I don't understand the question. 1102 00:56:33,493 --> 00:56:35,096 I know you wouldn't. 1103 00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:39,267 All that cunning that you had... 1104 00:56:39,934 --> 00:56:43,137 all that precision, gone... 1105 00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:45,573 with a single injection. 1106 00:56:47,008 --> 00:56:48,109 Such a shame. 1107 00:56:49,110 --> 00:56:52,546 [phone ringing] 1108 00:56:53,514 --> 00:56:55,049 Yeah? 1109 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,519 Pretty incredible, isn't it? 1110 00:56:58,953 --> 00:57:01,122 I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. 1111 00:57:07,295 --> 00:57:09,330 I think it's a beautiful idea. 1112 00:57:09,964 --> 00:57:12,700 Our own universe of streaming programming. 1113 00:57:17,738 --> 00:57:19,273 Let's not jump to conclusions. 1114 00:57:19,407 --> 00:57:22,343 I'm pretty sure he'll give a big "fuck you" to that idea. 1115 00:57:22,475 --> 00:57:26,514 [ominous music plays] 1116 00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:30,518 Well, don't forget my executive producer credit. 1117 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,454 He fucking swung and boom! 1118 00:57:34,588 --> 00:57:36,090 Knocked Meat Wagon the fuck out. 1119 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:38,726 Shit, man, he hit that floor like a dollar store hooker. 1120 00:57:38,859 --> 00:57:40,161 -[laughing] -Okay, K-Town. 1121 00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:41,929 The fuck you know about dollar store hookers? 1122 00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:44,464 [chuckles] I thought you stuck to the penny saver. 1123 00:57:44,598 --> 00:57:46,600 Dollar store's a little too classy. 1124 00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:48,069 [laughing] 1125 00:57:48,202 --> 00:57:49,370 I got Y1,500. 1126 00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:53,107 [muffled electronic music playing] 1127 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,642 Cheer up, my ninja. 1128 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:56,944 Ninja, you're, like, one step closer to freedom. 1129 00:57:57,912 --> 00:58:00,247 Yeah, brother man. Bring it in. 1130 00:58:00,948 --> 00:58:03,551 Bring it in. Come on. 1131 00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:06,554 -Boom! -Yes! Yeah! 1132 00:58:07,154 --> 00:58:08,488 Good job, guys. 1133 00:58:08,622 --> 00:58:09,924 Hey Boggs. Oh, man. 1134 00:58:10,057 --> 00:58:11,759 I need you to get me something for my back. 1135 00:58:11,892 --> 00:58:13,127 You know, 'cause I'm carrying the whole fucking team. 1136 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,362 You know I'm saying? 1137 00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:17,365 I hate to interrupt your little celebration here. 1138 00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:19,133 Producers want to see you upstairs. 1139 00:58:19,266 --> 00:58:20,568 -All of us? -Yep. 1140 00:58:20,701 --> 00:58:22,370 Shit. Him, too? 1141 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:24,171 Unfortunately, yes. 1142 00:58:24,305 --> 00:58:26,574 -Why? -Big night. 1143 00:58:26,707 --> 00:58:28,609 -It's time to celebrate. -[Minty] Serious? 1144 00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:30,945 -Us? -In restraints. 1145 00:58:31,078 --> 00:58:33,681 Don't get excited and don't forget, 1146 00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:35,783 you've got an explosive in your head. 1147 00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:38,085 [chuckling] At least we'll die happy. 1148 00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:41,622 Five minutes. Be ready. 1149 00:58:42,990 --> 00:58:44,558 You know what this means, right? 1150 00:58:45,659 --> 00:58:46,660 Dude, we're going to have fucking pussy 1151 00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:47,962 lined up for miles. 1152 00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:49,663 We're, like, fucking rockstars now. 1153 00:58:49,797 --> 00:58:51,599 Oh, shit, even fucking Bill's gonna get laid. 1154 00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:53,300 Oh, shit, man! 1155 00:58:53,434 --> 00:58:55,369 [laughing] 1156 00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:58,873 ♪ 1157 00:59:02,043 --> 00:59:05,913 ♪ Don't wanna die [indistinct] ♪ 1158 00:59:06,047 --> 00:59:08,215 ♪ Shoot from the hip, baby ♪ 1159 00:59:08,616 --> 00:59:10,084 -Hold up, hold up, hold up. -What? 1160 00:59:10,217 --> 00:59:12,153 Not sure who let you out of the sewer, 1161 00:59:12,286 --> 00:59:14,622 but this is VIP only. 1162 00:59:14,755 --> 00:59:16,924 You must not be up on current events. 1163 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:19,060 We are VIP. 1164 00:59:19,827 --> 00:59:21,062 It's invitation only. 1165 00:59:21,429 --> 00:59:23,364 Well, we have one of those. 1166 00:59:23,497 --> 00:59:24,999 Yeah? Who invited you? 1167 00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:26,867 The man. 1168 00:59:28,602 --> 00:59:29,703 Hey, fuckface. 1169 00:59:30,104 --> 00:59:32,173 Don't you know? We're special guests. 1170 00:59:34,675 --> 00:59:36,777 Okay, then. Enjoy your evening. 1171 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,685 Hi, guys. Welcome. 1172 00:59:44,819 --> 00:59:47,455 -Hello. -May I offer you a drink? 1173 00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:49,356 Suck my pulse with a straw, yes! 1174 00:59:49,490 --> 00:59:50,559 Or two? 1175 00:59:50,991 --> 00:59:52,593 Oh, yeah, [indistinct]. 1176 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,329 Oh. [chuckles] Oh, they're twins. 1177 00:59:55,463 --> 00:59:57,098 -Oh, yeah. -Follow me. 1178 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,501 They'll [indistinct] 1179 01:00:00,634 --> 01:00:02,903 explosive chips in our necks 1180 01:00:03,037 --> 01:00:04,405 and then we can take off our cuffs. 1181 01:00:04,539 --> 01:00:07,274 Not everyone is as well-behaved as we are, right? 1182 01:00:07,408 --> 01:00:08,776 [chuckling] 1183 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,579 I think they want you to mingle a little bit. 1184 01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:11,979 You two, come with me. 1185 01:00:14,682 --> 01:00:16,350 Hey. [chuckles] 1186 01:00:17,852 --> 01:00:20,754 There he is. The man of the hour. 1187 01:00:22,957 --> 01:00:24,859 Get over here, you badass son of a bitch. 1188 01:00:25,426 --> 01:00:26,528 Wait a minute. 1189 01:00:26,961 --> 01:00:28,963 You're telling me you've met this guy before? 1190 01:00:29,396 --> 01:00:30,898 Unfortunately. 1191 01:00:36,237 --> 01:00:37,539 [Belladonna] Pull up a chair, Luke. 1192 01:00:37,905 --> 01:00:39,640 I'll have one of the girls grab you a drink. 1193 01:00:39,773 --> 01:00:42,209 [Luke] If I can, I'd like to pass that offer 1194 01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:43,677 over to my friend. 1195 01:00:45,212 --> 01:00:46,947 [laughing] 1196 01:00:47,549 --> 01:00:48,849 What'll you have, boss? 1197 01:00:51,252 --> 01:00:52,319 Mint julep. 1198 01:00:54,523 --> 01:00:55,923 Candy. 1199 01:00:57,491 --> 01:00:58,560 Yes, sir? 1200 01:00:58,926 --> 01:01:01,162 Two mint juleps for my man here. 1201 01:01:01,295 --> 01:01:02,863 Coming right up. 1202 01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:10,104 Pretty impressive showing out there tonight. 1203 01:01:10,471 --> 01:01:11,872 You're the new fan favorite. 1204 01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:13,841 Well, it's fight or die. 1205 01:01:15,809 --> 01:01:18,145 Well, you'll thank me for that someday. 1206 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,349 If my fiancée and her father are still alive... 1207 01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:24,385 I might. 1208 01:01:26,787 --> 01:01:28,289 Your team is made up 1209 01:01:28,422 --> 01:01:31,125 of people convicted in a court of law. 1210 01:01:31,859 --> 01:01:34,295 It must be a real moral conflict for you, 1211 01:01:34,428 --> 01:01:36,130 protecting the scum of the earth, 1212 01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:39,133 while you sit in here just for doing your duty. 1213 01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,802 Who says they're the scum of the earth? 1214 01:01:42,803 --> 01:01:44,038 [laughs] 1215 01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:47,875 I didn't know you Marines had such a good sense of humor. 1216 01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:51,045 I thought it was all oorah and Semper Fi. 1217 01:01:51,979 --> 01:01:53,615 Which reminds me... 1218 01:01:54,248 --> 01:01:56,850 what do you plan to do for work once you're free? 1219 01:01:58,485 --> 01:01:59,753 If I'm free. 1220 01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:03,057 Well, maybe I can help with that. 1221 01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:06,927 But not now. Enjoy the night. 1222 01:02:07,061 --> 01:02:08,195 [clicks tongue] 1223 01:02:08,329 --> 01:02:09,797 If you're interested in hearing about 1224 01:02:09,930 --> 01:02:11,765 an opportunity that's come up, 1225 01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:13,968 meet me in the green room later. 1226 01:02:20,074 --> 01:02:21,509 And, Bender... 1227 01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:25,079 this is entertainment. 1228 01:02:25,813 --> 01:02:27,081 That's all it is. 1229 01:02:27,214 --> 01:02:30,818 [people talking indistinctly] 1230 01:02:38,859 --> 01:02:41,895 [indistinct] 1231 01:02:46,635 --> 01:02:48,302 [Luke sighs] 1232 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,108 Hi, guys. 1233 01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:57,411 So it's this, then? 1234 01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,480 Just doing our job, Jake. 1235 01:02:59,614 --> 01:03:00,914 [Luke] Yep. 1236 01:03:01,683 --> 01:03:02,950 [neck cracks] 1237 01:03:06,755 --> 01:03:08,289 -[blow thuds] -[grunting] 1238 01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:15,362 What's up, champ? 1239 01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,899 You should have taken that drink. 1240 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,568 [Luke grunts] 1241 01:03:21,902 --> 01:03:23,837 [Luke groaning] 1242 01:03:23,971 --> 01:03:26,641 My inbox is blowing up with new sponsors. 1243 01:03:26,775 --> 01:03:28,208 The network wants to move 1244 01:03:28,342 --> 01:03:31,812 next week's follow-up episode to the weekend. 1245 01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:35,382 The problem is, you're good. 1246 01:03:35,883 --> 01:03:37,151 A little too good. 1247 01:03:38,352 --> 01:03:40,888 The network's talking about creating a spin-off 1248 01:03:41,021 --> 01:03:42,657 centered around you. 1249 01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:46,160 I made a promise to my mother before she died 1250 01:03:46,293 --> 01:03:48,663 not to let her pride and joy go under. 1251 01:03:49,531 --> 01:03:52,499 Of course, by pride and joy, she meant the company. 1252 01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:55,135 Not me. 1253 01:03:57,938 --> 01:03:59,607 It was Arena Wars that saved it. 1254 01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:02,109 It saved the company. 1255 01:04:02,876 --> 01:04:04,144 It saved me. 1256 01:04:04,612 --> 01:04:05,879 It saved my legacy. 1257 01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:08,115 You tell them I said no. 1258 01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:09,551 And fuck you. 1259 01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:11,885 Well, you see, even if you said yes, 1260 01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:13,921 this shows me they're looking elsewhere. 1261 01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:17,759 I can't have my saving grace also be my downfall. 1262 01:04:18,693 --> 01:04:21,629 So, you're going to kill me then? 1263 01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:24,365 [chuckles] No. 1264 01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:28,469 Hell, I can't even handicap you, that'd be too obvious. 1265 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,939 But what's the one thing that's kept you going 1266 01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:33,941 the whole time you've been locked up? 1267 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:37,612 You don't need to answer, as we already know. 1268 01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:41,482 The call's from your former commanding officer, 1269 01:04:41,616 --> 01:04:44,985 who is also father of the love of your life 1270 01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:47,020 and a father figure to you. 1271 01:04:49,156 --> 01:04:50,424 [Luke grunts] 1272 01:04:50,991 --> 01:04:53,927 [dramatic music plays] 1273 01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:58,999 What is this? This-- 1274 01:05:01,068 --> 01:05:04,539 Your fiancée and father-in-law are dead. 1275 01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,206 [Gideon] Five years ago. 1276 01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:08,576 Hit by a drunk driver on Christmas Day. 1277 01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:10,512 Killed instantly. 1278 01:05:11,945 --> 01:05:14,982 You're lying. He talks to me. 1279 01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,452 It's a deep fake. 1280 01:05:19,621 --> 01:05:20,921 Fuck you! 1281 01:05:23,323 --> 01:05:27,027 ♪ 1282 01:05:30,532 --> 01:05:32,499 [Khan] [indistinct] with those two cocktail waitresses 1283 01:05:32,634 --> 01:05:34,968 -from the party. -[Minty] [indistinct] party. 1284 01:05:37,672 --> 01:05:38,740 Luke? 1285 01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:40,941 -[Minty] Luke. -[Khan] Hey, brother. 1286 01:05:41,975 --> 01:05:43,845 -You all right? -[Luke grunts] 1287 01:05:43,977 --> 01:05:45,245 Come on, let's get up. 1288 01:05:45,946 --> 01:05:47,214 Let's get out of here. 1289 01:05:47,948 --> 01:05:49,416 -You all right? -[Luke] I'm fine. 1290 01:05:51,452 --> 01:05:53,053 [Minty] I'm going to get him, Khan. 1291 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:58,860 These sure don't look like they came 1292 01:05:58,992 --> 01:06:00,494 from the hits he took on the show. 1293 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:02,630 We've been sparring. 1294 01:06:02,764 --> 01:06:05,098 Then how come you two don't have any bruises? 1295 01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,201 'Cause we're badasses that don't get hit. 1296 01:06:08,302 --> 01:06:09,537 I guess that's a better excuse 1297 01:06:09,671 --> 01:06:11,739 than saying you fell down some stairs. 1298 01:06:13,908 --> 01:06:15,175 What's going on? 1299 01:06:16,443 --> 01:06:18,513 Found him in the green room, knocked out. 1300 01:06:19,848 --> 01:06:21,181 Luke. 1301 01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:23,250 Marine! 1302 01:06:24,853 --> 01:06:26,119 You with me? 1303 01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:29,056 [Luke groans] 1304 01:06:30,123 --> 01:06:32,359 [Luke] Fuck. Fuck. 1305 01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:37,464 I'm-- I'm fine. 1306 01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:41,401 Thank you, Hopkins. I'll take it from here. 1307 01:06:44,004 --> 01:06:45,707 All right, what happened? 1308 01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:49,476 I cut myself shaving. 1309 01:06:50,077 --> 01:06:51,478 That's bullshit. 1310 01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:54,549 Belladonna doesn't get involved in matches 1311 01:06:54,682 --> 01:06:56,784 unless there's something going down. 1312 01:06:58,252 --> 01:07:00,120 So, again, what's going on? 1313 01:07:03,023 --> 01:07:04,291 [Luke sighs] 1314 01:07:05,593 --> 01:07:08,462 He says the network wants to offer me a spinoff. 1315 01:07:08,930 --> 01:07:10,665 Wait, how's that a bad thing? 1316 01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:12,567 He thinks I'm a threat to him. 1317 01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:15,737 [Minty] This sounds like some paranoid bullshit to me. 1318 01:07:16,203 --> 01:07:18,305 If there's one thing I know about that man, 1319 01:07:18,438 --> 01:07:19,674 you don't mess with his money. 1320 01:07:19,807 --> 01:07:21,241 I'm not a killer, 1321 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,844 or whatever it is he wants me to be. 1322 01:07:22,977 --> 01:07:24,244 I'm a soldier. 1323 01:07:24,946 --> 01:07:27,281 -That's it? -Yeah. 1324 01:07:28,783 --> 01:07:30,050 I don't think so. 1325 01:07:31,619 --> 01:07:33,420 You look like someone whose heart's been ripped out 1326 01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:35,222 and crushed in front of them. 1327 01:07:36,891 --> 01:07:38,191 See that a lot in here. 1328 01:07:42,296 --> 01:07:44,632 Weekly calls that I've been getting... 1329 01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:48,435 from my would-be father-in-law were never real. 1330 01:07:53,273 --> 01:07:55,175 He and my fiancée... 1331 01:07:57,277 --> 01:07:59,747 died five years ago. 1332 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,850 And I was never told. 1333 01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:08,623 [Minty] Sorry, man. 1334 01:08:09,456 --> 01:08:12,694 [somber music plays] 1335 01:08:14,028 --> 01:08:15,228 This-- that's the only thing 1336 01:08:15,362 --> 01:08:16,764 that's kept me going in here. 1337 01:08:18,967 --> 01:08:20,233 Every day. 1338 01:08:24,304 --> 01:08:26,139 All these fucking years. 1339 01:08:27,976 --> 01:08:30,545 Fuck! [sobbing] 1340 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:34,181 Luke. Listen to me. 1341 01:08:34,949 --> 01:08:37,317 We're in this together. Okay? 1342 01:08:38,019 --> 01:08:39,587 You got us. 1343 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:41,321 [Minty] All of us. 1344 01:08:41,455 --> 01:08:43,758 -We're family. -Don't worry. 1345 01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:51,231 Let's show him what pain is. 1346 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:52,934 Damn right. 1347 01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:55,870 [announcer talking indistinctly] 1348 01:09:04,344 --> 01:09:06,547 Wow. Hey. 1349 01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:09,449 Wow, this is a surprise. 1350 01:09:09,851 --> 01:09:12,854 What brings you down from your supervillain lair? 1351 01:09:13,755 --> 01:09:15,155 Funny. [chuckles] 1352 01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:16,891 Remember that material for the air. 1353 01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:20,628 Somehow I don't think you came down here to tell me that. 1354 01:09:21,161 --> 01:09:22,496 Just a little wellness visit. 1355 01:09:23,031 --> 01:09:25,365 How are you and Moses feeling lately? 1356 01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:28,836 Well, you know, um, I got really high cholesterol. 1357 01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:32,339 And Moses, unfortunately, has a heart murmur. 1358 01:09:34,142 --> 01:09:35,777 Seriously, what's on your mind? 1359 01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:37,745 Listen. [sighs] 1360 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:42,116 Whatever happens tonight, don't stop the show. 1361 01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:43,584 Keep it going. 1362 01:09:44,351 --> 01:09:47,689 What he's saying is, no matter what you see... 1363 01:09:48,623 --> 01:09:50,091 the show must go on. 1364 01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:53,594 I get it. Don't have to tell me twice. 1365 01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:56,130 Thanks, chief. 1366 01:09:56,263 --> 01:09:58,900 [announcer talking indistinctly] 1367 01:10:01,169 --> 01:10:03,370 [doctor] I increased the dosage quite a bit. 1368 01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:05,840 A handful of mental sedatives 1369 01:10:05,973 --> 01:10:08,275 whose names you wouldn't be able to pronounce. 1370 01:10:08,776 --> 01:10:11,079 They'll be sitting pretty for quite a while. 1371 01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:12,980 -[injecting gun hisses] -Domino. 1372 01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:15,917 Hey. Don't forget. 1373 01:10:19,386 --> 01:10:20,655 Yes. 1374 01:10:21,689 --> 01:10:22,957 [injecting gun hisses] 1375 01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:27,427 Welcome back to another episode of... 1376 01:10:28,196 --> 01:10:29,564 Arena Wars! 1377 01:10:29,697 --> 01:10:31,899 -I love when we do that. -[laughing] 1378 01:10:32,365 --> 01:10:33,735 This special episode will feature 1379 01:10:33,868 --> 01:10:35,903 the return of our first contestants 1380 01:10:36,037 --> 01:10:39,073 to last more than one week in five seasons. 1381 01:10:39,207 --> 01:10:40,608 And don't forget Luke Bender, 1382 01:10:40,742 --> 01:10:44,145 former Marine and the first innocent contestant 1383 01:10:44,277 --> 01:10:46,614 in the history of the show. 1384 01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,649 Here it is. Here it is. 1385 01:10:49,517 --> 01:10:51,819 [indistinct cheering] 1386 01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:54,889 -Yes! -[Khan] Another one down! 1387 01:10:55,957 --> 01:10:58,593 -Lucky shot. -Oh, lucky my ass, man. 1388 01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,995 Teamwork makes the dream work, [indistinct], all right? 1389 01:11:02,196 --> 01:11:04,431 I see people come in here one night, get lucky, 1390 01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:05,733 come back for the next show, 1391 01:11:05,867 --> 01:11:07,802 get wiped out in the first ten seconds. 1392 01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:09,604 Sounds like you have a bad judge of character, my friend. 1393 01:11:09,737 --> 01:11:11,839 The only person getting lucky tonight is your mom. 1394 01:11:11,973 --> 01:11:14,642 [laughing] 1395 01:11:15,510 --> 01:11:17,078 See you now. Bye-bye. 1396 01:11:17,211 --> 01:11:18,411 Oh. 1397 01:11:18,546 --> 01:11:19,947 [indistinct] 1398 01:11:20,081 --> 01:11:22,049 I wonder how much money that [indistinct], man. 1399 01:11:22,183 --> 01:11:24,118 [all laughing] 1400 01:11:24,252 --> 01:11:25,253 Let's go. 1401 01:11:25,385 --> 01:11:26,754 [upbeat rap song plays] 1402 01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:29,724 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1403 01:11:29,857 --> 01:11:32,860 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1404 01:11:32,994 --> 01:11:36,496 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1405 01:11:36,631 --> 01:11:39,233 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1406 01:11:39,834 --> 01:11:42,537 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1407 01:11:44,404 --> 01:11:47,775 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1408 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:50,645 When we first saw these guys, 1409 01:11:50,778 --> 01:11:53,080 I didn't think a damn thing about them. 1410 01:11:53,214 --> 01:11:54,782 A bunch of sad sack losers. 1411 01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:57,350 And now I actually think they have a chance 1412 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,520 to win the whole thing, you know? 1413 01:11:59,654 --> 01:12:01,522 But I've been wrong before too. 1414 01:12:01,923 --> 01:12:05,226 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1415 01:12:05,392 --> 01:12:08,663 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1416 01:12:08,796 --> 01:12:12,266 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1417 01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:15,303 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 1418 01:12:15,435 --> 01:12:18,973 [crowd cheering and applauding] 1419 01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:21,542 [woman] I know everyone's going crazy 1420 01:12:21,676 --> 01:12:23,277 for Luke Bender, but Minty? 1421 01:12:23,410 --> 01:12:25,713 Now that is a real man. 1422 01:12:26,113 --> 01:12:27,515 [chuckling] 1423 01:12:27,648 --> 01:12:30,918 They got us a dope-ass theme song and everything. 1424 01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:32,920 -Hell yeah. -[Minty chuckles] 1425 01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:35,623 You ever thought you'd be a celebrity, K-Town? 1426 01:12:36,591 --> 01:12:38,559 Not unless you count the evening news. 1427 01:12:40,261 --> 01:12:41,729 Shit, I've missed this stuff. 1428 01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:45,666 [knuckles cracking] 1429 01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:47,768 [indistinct] 1430 01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:49,804 Oh, yeah. 1431 01:12:50,605 --> 01:12:52,405 All that's missing is the crowd. 1432 01:12:53,608 --> 01:12:54,909 I need the energy. 1433 01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:02,550 Luke Bender. Nice to meet you, babe. 1434 01:13:02,683 --> 01:13:04,185 I'm Holly Daze. 1435 01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:07,955 Tell us, how are you feeling about tonight's showdown? 1436 01:13:13,027 --> 01:13:14,161 I, um... 1437 01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:19,066 First I should probably, uh... 1438 01:13:20,301 --> 01:13:21,936 thank the producers... 1439 01:13:23,371 --> 01:13:26,807 for this incredible opportunity. 1440 01:13:30,177 --> 01:13:32,346 [indistinct] for the hype, right? 1441 01:13:33,214 --> 01:13:34,982 Not disappoint the viewers at home. 1442 01:13:35,116 --> 01:13:36,483 That's right. 1443 01:13:38,485 --> 01:13:41,088 When I fight, I'm not fighting for money. 1444 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:44,759 I'm fighting for you. 1445 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,629 [cheering and applauding in distance] 1446 01:13:54,635 --> 01:13:57,437 Why don't you go down and check on Holly Daze's dressing room? 1447 01:13:57,905 --> 01:14:00,041 Some commotion going on down there. 1448 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:01,842 What? Again? 1449 01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:12,186 [cheering and applauding] 1450 01:14:13,287 --> 01:14:15,189 Are you ready? 1451 01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:19,961 -I said, are you ready? -[cheering] 1452 01:14:20,628 --> 01:14:23,764 [Holly] Then let's fucking do this! 1453 01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:28,369 [ominous music plays] 1454 01:14:28,936 --> 01:14:31,038 -[chainsaw whirring] -[Luke] Go back! Back! 1455 01:14:33,874 --> 01:14:35,576 [chainsaw whirring] 1456 01:14:35,710 --> 01:14:36,744 Anyone got a plan? 1457 01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:38,412 Sun Tzu. Art of War. 1458 01:14:38,546 --> 01:14:40,014 Old school guerrilla warfare tactics. 1459 01:14:40,147 --> 01:14:41,749 I'll take [indistinct] that, brother. 1460 01:14:41,882 --> 01:14:44,118 If you run and dodge [indistinct]. 1461 01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:45,619 Sounds easy enough. 1462 01:14:45,753 --> 01:14:47,521 Just keep moving, confuse him and ambush, got it? 1463 01:14:47,655 --> 01:14:49,724 -[all] Got it. -Come on, you fucker! 1464 01:14:49,857 --> 01:14:51,826 [chainsaw whirring] 1465 01:14:53,361 --> 01:14:55,696 [cheering] 1466 01:14:57,164 --> 01:14:58,766 [Luke grunts] 1467 01:15:03,404 --> 01:15:04,438 [Minty screams] 1468 01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:06,207 [audience exclaims] 1469 01:15:08,576 --> 01:15:10,611 [Luke grunting] 1470 01:15:13,914 --> 01:15:15,149 -[Khan screams] -[meat squelching] 1471 01:15:15,282 --> 01:15:18,252 Yes! Yes! That's the one right there. 1472 01:15:19,553 --> 01:15:20,921 Against the rules to celebrate? 1473 01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:23,824 -It's not against the rules. -I wasn't asking. 1474 01:15:24,358 --> 01:15:27,194 [crowd cheering] 1475 01:15:28,229 --> 01:15:29,964 I'm fucking dying. 1476 01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:38,973 Listen, uh, on a serious note now, um... 1477 01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:44,278 [sighs] A word from our sponsors. 1478 01:15:48,883 --> 01:15:51,419 [shaky breathing] 1479 01:15:51,952 --> 01:15:54,188 Breathe through it. Stay with me. 1480 01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:58,225 This is my fault. 1481 01:15:59,528 --> 01:16:00,828 I caused it. 1482 01:16:01,729 --> 01:16:03,064 I put you here. 1483 01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:04,298 Don't be sorry. 1484 01:16:06,067 --> 01:16:09,904 [ragged breathing] Just glad that I got to spend the day... 1485 01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:15,643 side by side with all of you. 1486 01:16:15,776 --> 01:16:19,213 [somber music plays] 1487 01:16:21,882 --> 01:16:23,350 [sniffles] Stay with me. 1488 01:16:24,051 --> 01:16:26,587 [breathing shakily] It's okay. 1489 01:16:30,191 --> 01:16:31,325 [Minty exhales] 1490 01:16:35,062 --> 01:16:37,698 ♪ 1491 01:16:37,832 --> 01:16:39,767 [Minty crying] 1492 01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:45,973 [Minty grunts forcefully] 1493 01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:53,447 Minty, look at me. 1494 01:16:54,281 --> 01:16:55,716 -[Minty cries] -I'm sorry. 1495 01:16:56,317 --> 01:16:59,854 I am so goddamn sorry, but we have to keep moving. 1496 01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:03,023 You gotta keep moving. 1497 01:17:03,824 --> 01:17:05,527 You can do this. All right? 1498 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,828 Come on. Come on. 1499 01:17:08,262 --> 01:17:09,330 Come. 1500 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,767 [Minty sighs] 1501 01:17:15,035 --> 01:17:18,939 ♪ 1502 01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:34,321 We must be [indistinct], huh? 1503 01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:36,790 Yeah, we must be. 1504 01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:39,360 [Luke] Hey. 1505 01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:41,962 You going to be all right? 1506 01:17:43,632 --> 01:17:44,899 You good? 1507 01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:50,404 [sighs] As good as I can be. 1508 01:17:52,072 --> 01:17:53,174 You? 1509 01:17:55,209 --> 01:17:57,845 -Same. -Hey, Billie. 1510 01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:00,447 Hey. You okay? 1511 01:18:00,582 --> 01:18:01,916 Yeah. 1512 01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:03,717 Yeah. 1513 01:18:04,251 --> 01:18:05,587 How long do you think we've got? 1514 01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:08,422 Not long. Maybe another 10, 15 seconds. 1515 01:18:08,557 --> 01:18:09,823 We need to be ready. 1516 01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:13,994 No more fucking surprises. 1517 01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:17,131 Yeah. It's go time. 1518 01:18:22,770 --> 01:18:26,140 [suspenseful music plays] 1519 01:18:33,582 --> 01:18:35,449 [Mister Smiles laughing] 1520 01:18:35,584 --> 01:18:37,785 [Minty chuckling] 1521 01:18:43,857 --> 01:18:46,827 [chainsaw whirring] 1522 01:18:48,229 --> 01:18:49,296 [growling] 1523 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:54,101 [growling] 1524 01:18:56,337 --> 01:18:58,305 -[Luke grunts] -[audience exclaims] 1525 01:18:59,073 --> 01:19:00,575 [man] It's bad. It's bad. 1526 01:19:00,709 --> 01:19:03,143 [Khan yells out, grunts] 1527 01:19:05,547 --> 01:19:07,381 [audience boos] 1528 01:19:07,982 --> 01:19:09,450 [Billie grunts] 1529 01:19:15,456 --> 01:19:16,625 [growling] 1530 01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:18,826 -[Luke] Over here. -[Mister Smiles growls] 1531 01:19:18,959 --> 01:19:21,495 [cheering] 1532 01:19:27,968 --> 01:19:29,803 [growling] 1533 01:19:59,701 --> 01:20:01,703 [applause] 1534 01:20:01,835 --> 01:20:03,470 [Mister Smiles wheezing] 1535 01:20:12,279 --> 01:20:14,882 -[Billie grunting] -[blows landing] 1536 01:20:18,986 --> 01:20:20,354 [Billie groans] 1537 01:20:21,155 --> 01:20:22,757 Hey, hey, hey. 1538 01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:25,259 You're okay, you're okay. 1539 01:20:25,392 --> 01:20:27,895 Billie-- Billie stop! Stop! Billie, Billie, Billie. 1540 01:20:28,028 --> 01:20:30,097 He's done. He's done. 1541 01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:32,399 It passes, okay? It passes. 1542 01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:34,134 -[Billie panting] -Are you all right? 1543 01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:37,706 Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck. 1544 01:20:38,238 --> 01:20:40,140 I've been hit harder than that fighting. 1545 01:20:41,075 --> 01:20:43,377 [sighs] I'm good. I'm good. 1546 01:20:44,345 --> 01:20:45,680 [sighs] 1547 01:20:45,814 --> 01:20:46,980 Wow. 1548 01:20:47,114 --> 01:20:48,482 That-- that's a twist right there. 1549 01:20:48,616 --> 01:20:50,685 I just got a text that the odds on Luke Bender 1550 01:20:50,819 --> 01:20:53,053 are going through the roof in Vegas right now. 1551 01:20:56,558 --> 01:20:58,492 [Minty] So, when does round three start? 1552 01:20:58,626 --> 01:20:59,927 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1553 01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:01,495 That fucking asshole caught me off guard. 1554 01:21:02,229 --> 01:21:05,065 All right, guys, we got to move. We have to finish this. 1555 01:21:06,233 --> 01:21:08,202 You lead the way, badass. 1556 01:21:08,803 --> 01:21:10,003 -[Minty laughs] -Thanks. 1557 01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,373 Okay, let's go. [grunts] 1558 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,308 [Khan groans] 1559 01:21:17,612 --> 01:21:19,547 [device beeping] 1560 01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:28,656 Welcome to the party. 1561 01:21:29,189 --> 01:21:31,225 [device beeping] 1562 01:21:36,029 --> 01:21:39,199 [suspenseful music plays] 1563 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,569 Be ready, guys. Just be ready. 1564 01:21:44,204 --> 01:21:48,375 [cheering and applauding] 1565 01:21:51,245 --> 01:21:53,113 [metal scrapes on tiles] 1566 01:21:53,247 --> 01:21:55,517 -You're ours, motherfucker. -[chainsaw whirring] 1567 01:21:55,884 --> 01:21:58,452 [garbled growling] 1568 01:22:08,195 --> 01:22:10,030 [Billie grunts] 1569 01:22:12,232 --> 01:22:13,300 This is for Carl. 1570 01:22:13,668 --> 01:22:15,502 -[garbled growling] -[Minty grunts] 1571 01:22:19,741 --> 01:22:22,109 [cheering and applauding] 1572 01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:26,980 [growling] 1573 01:22:40,961 --> 01:22:43,665 [all grunting] 1574 01:22:43,798 --> 01:22:45,365 [garbled groaning] 1575 01:22:51,104 --> 01:22:52,907 [Cutie Pie giggles] 1576 01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:55,409 [Luke screams] 1577 01:22:56,744 --> 01:22:58,546 Oh! Oh, my God! 1578 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,981 -[indistinct] -Is that her? Cutie Pie! 1579 01:23:01,114 --> 01:23:02,817 [Cutie Pie screams] 1580 01:23:02,951 --> 01:23:05,319 [both grunting] 1581 01:23:15,964 --> 01:23:17,998 [Billie screams] 1582 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:20,467 [Cutie Pie laughs] Yes! 1583 01:23:21,903 --> 01:23:24,238 [indistinct] 1584 01:23:24,371 --> 01:23:26,908 -Here, kitty, kitty. -[Cutie Pie] Meow. Come on. 1585 01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:28,676 [Minty laughing] 1586 01:23:28,810 --> 01:23:31,579 [Luke grunting] 1587 01:23:35,282 --> 01:23:36,784 [Khan] On the house, remember? 1588 01:23:38,218 --> 01:23:40,387 [pills rattling] 1589 01:23:42,422 --> 01:23:44,424 -That's it. -[Luke gulps] 1590 01:23:44,559 --> 01:23:46,159 [shuddering] 1591 01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:48,328 How-- how long do they take to kick in? 1592 01:23:48,462 --> 01:23:50,430 They're super fast-acting. 1593 01:23:51,298 --> 01:23:52,600 There you go. 1594 01:23:58,907 --> 01:24:00,140 There you go, there you go. 1595 01:24:00,274 --> 01:24:03,545 [Luke panting] 1596 01:24:03,678 --> 01:24:07,515 Three, two, one. 1597 01:24:08,448 --> 01:24:09,717 Now. 1598 01:24:13,788 --> 01:24:17,324 [Calypso panting] 1599 01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:27,334 [Luke panting] 1600 01:24:27,936 --> 01:24:29,637 [neck cracking] 1601 01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:34,474 [indistinct] 1602 01:24:34,609 --> 01:24:37,210 [cheering] 1603 01:24:41,983 --> 01:24:44,519 [Calypso screams out] 1604 01:24:45,319 --> 01:24:46,688 Get the axe! 1605 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:49,423 -Get the axe! -[Calypso groaning] 1606 01:24:57,431 --> 01:24:58,800 [Cutie Pie squeals] 1607 01:25:02,036 --> 01:25:04,606 [Cutie Pie grunting] 1608 01:25:04,739 --> 01:25:05,807 Come on! 1609 01:25:07,207 --> 01:25:09,711 [Cutie Pie] No. No! No! 1610 01:25:11,244 --> 01:25:12,680 -[squelching] -[Cutie Pie] No! 1611 01:25:15,783 --> 01:25:17,051 [Cutie Pie wheezing] 1612 01:25:17,184 --> 01:25:18,452 Something's wrong. 1613 01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:21,689 Yeah, the stupid one handed something to Bender. 1614 01:25:22,322 --> 01:25:24,324 Wonder how that got past security. 1615 01:25:24,959 --> 01:25:26,226 Any ideas? 1616 01:25:30,665 --> 01:25:31,733 Domino? 1617 01:25:33,868 --> 01:25:35,168 Yes? 1618 01:25:36,004 --> 01:25:37,572 [Cutie Pie] No, don't! 1619 01:25:38,205 --> 01:25:40,307 -Please! -What? 1620 01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:41,976 Please! 1621 01:25:42,110 --> 01:25:43,477 Talk! 1622 01:25:44,344 --> 01:25:45,847 You took your dose, right? 1623 01:25:46,246 --> 01:25:48,315 I was in the room with you, but-- 1624 01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:49,817 I always do. 1625 01:25:51,251 --> 01:25:52,687 Yes or no? 1626 01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:54,622 Yes. 1627 01:25:55,155 --> 01:25:56,223 I took the dose. 1628 01:25:56,891 --> 01:25:59,159 [Gideon] If you're telling the truth, 1629 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:00,360 then you wouldn't mind providing us 1630 01:26:00,494 --> 01:26:02,362 with a blood sample, would you? 1631 01:26:02,997 --> 01:26:04,364 Of course not. 1632 01:26:05,133 --> 01:26:07,200 I'm always willing to comply. 1633 01:26:09,369 --> 01:26:11,271 [Belladonna] She hesitated. 1634 01:26:14,207 --> 01:26:15,543 Talk! 1635 01:26:16,243 --> 01:26:17,512 [Cutie Pie] They dose us. 1636 01:26:18,046 --> 01:26:19,914 None of us want to be here! 1637 01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:22,249 You see that? 1638 01:26:22,684 --> 01:26:24,418 You're telling this to the world. 1639 01:26:25,787 --> 01:26:28,221 I think you've forgotten how much you owe me. 1640 01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:30,525 I don't owe you anything. 1641 01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:32,960 You'd have died in the arena. 1642 01:26:33,094 --> 01:26:34,394 You owe me your life. 1643 01:26:34,529 --> 01:26:37,330 [whimpers] This is no life. 1644 01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:43,104 [intense music plays] 1645 01:26:43,236 --> 01:26:44,772 [Domino cries] 1646 01:26:45,573 --> 01:26:47,775 What were you in for again? 1647 01:26:50,144 --> 01:26:51,512 Oh, that's right. 1648 01:26:51,646 --> 01:26:54,649 You were a hired killer. A sniper. 1649 01:26:55,616 --> 01:26:57,819 Thought you'd have at least examined your own weapon. 1650 01:26:58,351 --> 01:26:59,754 [gun clicks] 1651 01:27:03,390 --> 01:27:04,826 [Domino inhales] 1652 01:27:08,328 --> 01:27:09,797 Please don't kill me. 1653 01:27:12,567 --> 01:27:14,035 Oh, I'm not going to kill you. 1654 01:27:14,702 --> 01:27:16,604 That would be a waste of talent. 1655 01:27:17,739 --> 01:27:19,707 I'm just going to transfer you. 1656 01:27:21,542 --> 01:27:23,243 [injecting gun hisses] 1657 01:27:25,312 --> 01:27:26,814 Back to the arena. 1658 01:27:33,453 --> 01:27:35,690 -Who doses you? -[Cutie Pie gasps] 1659 01:27:36,256 --> 01:27:37,558 Who doses you? 1660 01:27:37,692 --> 01:27:40,027 [audience murmuring] 1661 01:27:41,394 --> 01:27:44,232 -Talk! -[Cutie Pie whimpering] 1662 01:27:44,364 --> 01:27:45,967 [gunshot booms] 1663 01:27:48,035 --> 01:27:49,336 Get your ass over there. 1664 01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:54,041 Welcome to sudden death. 1665 01:27:54,175 --> 01:27:57,377 ♪ 1666 01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:01,249 -Let him go. -We're still on the air, Luke. 1667 01:28:02,083 --> 01:28:04,384 What kind of show would that be for the audience? 1668 01:28:05,052 --> 01:28:07,755 You force these people to be on your kill squad. 1669 01:28:08,756 --> 01:28:11,025 Just like you forced me to be on your show. 1670 01:28:11,159 --> 01:28:12,392 Well, it's hard to keep 1671 01:28:12,527 --> 01:28:14,061 a steady flow of willing participants 1672 01:28:14,195 --> 01:28:15,395 when death's part of the deal. 1673 01:28:15,530 --> 01:28:18,398 I said let him go. 1674 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,569 Don't worry about me, brother. He's going to kill me-- 1675 01:28:21,936 --> 01:28:23,004 Quiet! 1676 01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:24,739 Spoilers. 1677 01:28:24,872 --> 01:28:27,241 You shoot him and then what? 1678 01:28:27,608 --> 01:28:29,409 We find out if you're really a killer. 1679 01:28:30,878 --> 01:28:31,979 No. 1680 01:28:32,113 --> 01:28:33,848 Don't tell me you never killed a man in battle. 1681 01:28:34,314 --> 01:28:36,884 And don't tell me you didn't feel a rush from it. 1682 01:28:37,018 --> 01:28:38,052 This isn't war. 1683 01:28:38,186 --> 01:28:40,353 The audience is bloodthirsty, 1684 01:28:40,487 --> 01:28:41,923 and you gave them what they wanted. 1685 01:28:42,857 --> 01:28:44,058 It's war. 1686 01:28:44,192 --> 01:28:45,793 What does that make you? 1687 01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:48,830 You're the one making the profit. 1688 01:28:50,097 --> 01:28:51,999 [Belladonna] Like I said before, Luke. 1689 01:28:54,235 --> 01:28:55,603 This is entertainment. 1690 01:28:56,537 --> 01:28:57,905 That's all it is. 1691 01:29:01,809 --> 01:29:02,877 Luke. 1692 01:29:03,778 --> 01:29:05,046 It's time to go home. 1693 01:29:07,682 --> 01:29:09,984 [chainsaw whirring] 1694 01:29:10,417 --> 01:29:12,320 [Billie screaming] 1695 01:29:12,452 --> 01:29:13,621 [Belladonna screaming] 1696 01:29:13,754 --> 01:29:15,723 -[audience exclaims] -[man] Fuck yeah! 1697 01:29:16,991 --> 01:29:19,060 [Billie screaming] 1698 01:29:33,908 --> 01:29:37,011 Jesus Christ, I thought he'd never shut up. 1699 01:29:38,145 --> 01:29:39,947 Can we get the fuck out of here now? 1700 01:29:41,782 --> 01:29:43,517 -No. -Why? 1701 01:29:43,651 --> 01:29:46,087 -The chips in our heads. -Fuck. 1702 01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:48,289 Don't worry about that. 1703 01:29:49,123 --> 01:29:51,525 Surprised you didn't recognize military tech. 1704 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:54,729 -[zapping] -[all groaning] 1705 01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:00,635 Thank you. 1706 01:30:01,269 --> 01:30:02,536 Don't mention it. 1707 01:30:04,639 --> 01:30:06,473 How do we get out of here? 1708 01:30:07,575 --> 01:30:08,843 Follow me. 1709 01:30:11,379 --> 01:30:12,647 Man. 1710 01:30:13,915 --> 01:30:15,983 I could use some mint juleps right about now. 1711 01:30:16,117 --> 01:30:17,417 [indistinct] 1712 01:30:24,191 --> 01:30:25,826 [sighs] 1713 01:30:29,363 --> 01:30:30,665 I'm free. 1714 01:30:31,599 --> 01:30:34,501 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1715 01:30:34,635 --> 01:30:36,170 [crowd chanting] Arena Wars. 1716 01:30:36,304 --> 01:30:38,706 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1717 01:30:38,839 --> 01:30:41,776 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1718 01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:44,812 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1719 01:30:44,946 --> 01:30:48,115 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1720 01:30:48,249 --> 01:30:49,517 Arena Wars. 1721 01:30:49,650 --> 01:30:52,920 [chanting continues] 1722 01:30:53,888 --> 01:30:57,224 [cheering and applauding] 1723 01:31:03,030 --> 01:31:05,733 [audience] Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1724 01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:08,769 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1725 01:31:08,903 --> 01:31:12,173 [upbeat rock music plays] 1726 01:31:16,811 --> 01:31:19,847 ♪ 1727 01:31:25,186 --> 01:31:29,090 ♪ Trying to forgive but remembering to forget ♪ 1728 01:31:29,223 --> 01:31:31,359 ♪ The voices in my head... ♪ 1729 01:31:31,491 --> 01:31:34,362 So, uh, let me get this right, 1730 01:31:34,528 --> 01:31:37,665 you slept with Thrustkill in 2030? 1731 01:31:38,032 --> 01:31:39,333 Why do you think [indistinct]? 1732 01:31:39,467 --> 01:31:41,302 [chuckling] 1733 01:31:41,435 --> 01:31:42,837 You got a great outfit. 1734 01:31:42,970 --> 01:31:44,672 I heard that you, uh, are a big fan of the show? 1735 01:31:44,805 --> 01:31:46,273 Is that-- is that true? 1736 01:31:46,407 --> 01:31:49,443 Not only a fan, but, you know, I'm an employee also. 1737 01:31:49,577 --> 01:31:51,912 And I don't know if you know this or not, 1738 01:31:52,046 --> 01:31:54,548 but I park about five or six spaces 1739 01:31:54,682 --> 01:31:57,018 down from you every day. 1740 01:31:57,151 --> 01:31:58,853 You look a little nervous. What-- what's the matter? 1741 01:31:58,986 --> 01:32:00,254 I ain't going to bite you. 1742 01:32:00,388 --> 01:32:01,889 I'm nervous 'cause I don't want to die! 1743 01:32:02,023 --> 01:32:03,724 Well, that's [indistinct]. 1744 01:32:03,858 --> 01:32:06,193 -Oh, I-- I can't. -Why can't you? 1745 01:32:06,327 --> 01:32:08,629 Because they don't give us the option. 1746 01:32:08,763 --> 01:32:10,798 Who-- who-- who-- who's they? 1747 01:32:10,931 --> 01:32:13,567 -They! The whole thing! -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1748 01:32:13,701 --> 01:32:16,103 I guess I'd be nervous too. 1749 01:32:16,237 --> 01:32:18,239 Hey, by the way, do you still have the Heisman trophy? 1750 01:32:18,372 --> 01:32:21,375 [laughs] I sold it on eBay. 1751 01:32:21,510 --> 01:32:22,610 Yeah. 1752 01:32:22,743 --> 01:32:25,613 Hey, buddy. I don't shake hands. 1753 01:32:25,746 --> 01:32:28,649 It's a crazy thing, it's a bad habit, I know. 1754 01:32:28,783 --> 01:32:30,684 First off, I need to tell you. I'm a big fan. 1755 01:32:30,818 --> 01:32:32,586 Oh, thanks. Thanks. Thank you. [indistinct] 1756 01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,088 That Hail Mary in the fourth quarter 1757 01:32:34,221 --> 01:32:35,823 in that game against the Raiders? 1758 01:32:35,956 --> 01:32:37,491 Absolutely beautiful. 1759 01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:39,760 Yeah, thanks a lot, uh, thank you... 1760 01:32:39,894 --> 01:32:41,962 -Tank. It's fine. -All right. Whatever. 1761 01:32:42,096 --> 01:32:43,364 What's the matter with you, son? 1762 01:32:43,798 --> 01:32:45,633 Uh, I'm on the camera with you? 1763 01:32:45,766 --> 01:32:47,268 Yeah, [indistinct]. 1764 01:32:47,401 --> 01:32:49,770 ♪ Pick yourself up ♪ 1765 01:32:49,904 --> 01:32:52,239 You ever hear the expression "a deer in headlights"? 1766 01:32:52,373 --> 01:32:55,209 -You don't remember me? -Oh. [huffs] Should I? 1767 01:32:55,342 --> 01:32:56,877 Come on! Jimmy Magnus. 1768 01:32:57,011 --> 01:33:00,147 I'm the guy that took you 1769 01:33:00,281 --> 01:33:01,749 to the emergency ward, 1770 01:33:01,882 --> 01:33:04,785 stayed with you all night after you tore your ACL. 1771 01:33:04,919 --> 01:33:07,955 -Badass Jimmy Magnus. -[laughing] 1772 01:33:09,457 --> 01:33:12,259 [both laughing] 1773 01:33:12,393 --> 01:33:13,928 Is it true that 1774 01:33:14,061 --> 01:33:16,197 you're an actual member of the Yakuza? 1775 01:33:16,330 --> 01:33:18,299 [indistinct] 1776 01:33:18,432 --> 01:33:21,402 If you win back your freedom, what're you going to do? 1777 01:33:21,536 --> 01:33:22,636 You going to go back to Japan? 1778 01:33:23,037 --> 01:33:26,907 [speaking Japanese] 1779 01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:36,016 So, I hear that you're actually related 1780 01:33:36,150 --> 01:33:38,252 -to one of our gladiators? -That's right. 1781 01:33:38,385 --> 01:33:42,289 Master Blaster and I are twin bros. 1782 01:33:43,390 --> 01:33:45,893 Always thought you threw that last Super Bowl. 1783 01:33:46,026 --> 01:33:47,596 Excuse me, what was that? 1784 01:33:47,728 --> 01:33:49,497 I mean, if you don't want to admit it, 1785 01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:51,932 maybe we can meet somewhere after and discuss it. 1786 01:33:52,066 --> 01:33:53,801 No, but I have a gun. 1787 01:33:53,934 --> 01:33:55,336 It's good to see you though. 1788 01:33:55,469 --> 01:33:57,037 I've been-- I've been hoping you'd get me on here 1789 01:33:57,171 --> 01:33:59,440 once in a while, or-- or once anyway. 1790 01:33:59,574 --> 01:34:01,142 -Here you are. -Here I am. 1791 01:34:01,275 --> 01:34:02,877 Well, you know, that's what happens 1792 01:34:03,010 --> 01:34:04,345 when you spend 10 years getting your ass kicked 1793 01:34:04,478 --> 01:34:06,113 and then if you're lucky, 1794 01:34:06,247 --> 01:34:09,584 you end up being a commentator on a talk show, 1795 01:34:09,717 --> 01:34:11,252 or the star of a cartoon, 1796 01:34:11,385 --> 01:34:14,556 or selling some insurance policies. 1797 01:34:14,688 --> 01:34:16,123 [chuckling] 1798 01:34:20,027 --> 01:34:21,295 I haven't seen you guys for a while. 1799 01:34:21,428 --> 01:34:22,963 You're always on the field, yeah? 1800 01:34:23,097 --> 01:34:25,032 Oh, we just came here to pick up our checks. 1801 01:34:25,166 --> 01:34:27,701 -You called us over here. -They make you pick them up? 1802 01:34:27,835 --> 01:34:30,137 [indistinct] 1803 01:34:30,271 --> 01:34:32,607 I figured you just get paid electronically. 1804 01:34:32,740 --> 01:34:35,610 Well, the state pays us electronically, but this-- 1805 01:34:35,743 --> 01:34:37,646 Man, this is blood money, come on. 1806 01:34:37,778 --> 01:34:39,880 [chuckling] Yeah. I know. 1807 01:34:40,414 --> 01:34:42,850 Yeah, yeah. No, I get it, I understand. 1808 01:34:42,983 --> 01:34:44,151 Yeah, blood money is-- 1809 01:34:44,285 --> 01:34:45,786 You know, I guess in the long run 1810 01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:47,054 it's all blood money. 1811 01:34:47,488 --> 01:34:49,591 I mean, how do you deal with it? What's the difference? 1812 01:34:49,723 --> 01:34:52,561 Ethics, Samson. Ethics. 1813 01:34:52,693 --> 01:34:54,028 I agree with that. 1814 01:34:54,161 --> 01:34:55,296 Ethics.125210

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.