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Faster than a speeding bullet.
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More powerful than a locomotive.
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Able to leap tall buildings
at a single bound.
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- Look. Up in the sky.
-lt's a bird.
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- It's a plane.
-lt's Superman.
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Yes, it's Superman,
strange visitor from another planet...
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...who came to Earth with powers
and abilities...
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...far beyond those of mortal men.
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Superman, who can change
the course of mighty rivers...
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...bend steel in his bare hands...
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...and who. disguised as Clark Kent...
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---mild-mannered reporter
for a great metropolitan newspaper.
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...fights a never-ending battle for truth,
justice and the American way.
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But where are these roses of yesteryear?
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Yes, where are the dandelions who ran
so wild through the alleys of Metropolis...
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...or thought they did?
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The tough guys. the skunkweeds.
the Larry McCoys?
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Larry McCoy?
Why. the guy's talking about me.
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Remember him? McCoy was quite a big shot
in his day, but he slid downhill, oh, so fast.
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They all do.
Crime never pays for long in any city.
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Bu! here in Metropolis,
it really shortchanges the best of them.
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Or the worst.
And we can thank Superman for that.
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Yes. here in Metropolis.
crime is paying less and less.
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Larry McCoy and others like him
have gone on their last toboggan ride.
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They've run away for good.
They're done for.
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That's just one of the reasons
why Metropolis Better Bank Bonds...
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...are a better investment
for your money in»
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That's what you think. buddy.
I'll be back up on top. don't kid yourself.
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Hey. shut up. will you?
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Hey. shut up!
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Well. isn't this a pleasure.
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Look. all them sounds.
I’m a nervous type. they keep me awake.
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Hey. what is this thing?
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- Mr. Kelso.
- Mr. Who?
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Mr. Kelso is a machine.
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What are you trying to give me?
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- A machine with a name like a man?
- Wait.
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I know sometimes I’m eccentric-looking
and I say foolish things and all like that...
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...but I can't help being proud.
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There's no machine in the entire world...
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...like Mr. Kelso.
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All right. l'll bite.
What kind of a machine is it?
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Oh. what kind of a machine isn't it?
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Mr. Kelso can do anything.
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Anything. I've given my whole life
to make him work...
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-...to keep him running.
- I said. what's he do?
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He thinks.
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Just a minute.
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He's been working out a math problem that
would take a human being years to solve.
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And Mr. Kelso
has solved the entire problem...
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...in 32 seconds.
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Including comments on the problem.
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Mr. Kelso can be very sarcastic.
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Oh. one of those mechanical brains. huh?
Like they use for elections and things?
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No. no. no. Mr. Kelso
is much more complicated than that.
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He can do several problems
at the same time. Sure.
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This particular problem that he's working
on now involves safe combinations.
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And we have a stack of data
practically this high...
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...with night watchmen and time locks--
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Look. inventor. suppose you hang
a blanket on that thing. huh. and...?
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Let's come again with that.
Mr. Kelso here is thinking about what?
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One of the boarders here. who lives
in the place. also works as a night watch--
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You said something about
time clocks and watchmen?
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Yes. he's trying to prove to the manager
that he can't be at all these given points--
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You also said something
about safe combinations.
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Oh. safe combinations.
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They're a cinch for Mr. Kelso.
Aren't they. Mr. Kelso?
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All you do is give him
the size of the lock...
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...the number of falls.
10 seconds to work it out...
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...and you've got your safe combination.
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Too bad we're not criminals. isn't it?
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- That's very funny.
- Yeah. very funny.
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Say. maybe you have a problem
you'd like Mr. Kelso to work out for you?
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Well. yes. Well, let's suppose
I’m in this bank Mr. Kelso mentioned.
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Oh. yes. I know.
the one we have the combinations to.
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Yeah. Well. there's two cops on duty.
but the closest is 50 feet from a call box.
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- Fifty feet. Go ahead.
- Of course. I’m just supposing.
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Of course.
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But the burglar alarm rings
when only one cop can hear it...
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...and the nearest prowl car
is three and a half blocks away at the time--
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You're making it too easy.
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Mr. Kelso has the answer already.
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What a strange way of putting it.
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It says. “How to rob the Metropolis Bank.
north entrance.
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When single alarm goes off and patrol car
is only three and one-half blocks away--“
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Hey. the machine took it seriously.
how about that?
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That's all right, Mr. Kelso. no offense.
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Imagine taking it seriously.
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Well. it's a pleasure to meet you.
Mr. Kelso.
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Yes. a real pleasure.
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Eleven minutes after the doors open.
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Ten and a half.
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Ten and three quarters.
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Five seconds left to go.
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Three.
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Two.
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- One.
- Would you go to the next window. please?
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Give me that bag.
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- Did you get away clean?
- Yeah.
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Boy. does that machine know its onions.
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“Daylight bank robbery.
Police completely baffled.“
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Here. look at this one. “Metropolis First
National Bank robbed in broad daylight.
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A perfect crime. a daring success.“
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The front page of the Daily Planet.
I wrote it. Any objection. inspector?
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Well. no. I guess that one's all right.
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Well. what did you want
to see us for. inspector?
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You didn't like the way papers
covered the story. what can we do?
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A bank is robbed in daylight
and everybody gets excited.
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Headlines, pictures.
a story of a crime wave.
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Inspector Henderson. there hasn't been
a bank robbery in Metropolis for over a year.
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And there won't be for another year. either.
This is not a crime wave.
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- That wasn't even a professional job.
- Now. wait a minute--
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I mean it.
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Here. look at this report.
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The bank guard just happened
to be making out his report.
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The patrolman on the beat just happened
to be phoning in to his sergeant.
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And the traffic signal just happened
to be right for the getaway car.
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You're telling me it was just a series
of coincidences that made this work?
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Exactly. Some rank amateur
just had a fool streak of luck.
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Now. look. inspector...
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...each one of these things happened
at a regular time. didn't it?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Suppose someone's smart enough
to reduce the movements of the police...
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...and the burglar alarms to a formula.
That wouldn't just be luck, would it?
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And how big a brain would that take?
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Oh. I see what you mean.
Well. maybe you're right.
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Of course I’m right.
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I doubt if even Superman
could figure that many time factors.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. this is Henderson.
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What?
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- Where?
- What happened?
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The Second National Bank.
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- Anybody bother the car?
- No. boss.
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Oh. yeah. one guy.
but I got rid of him.
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You know what I told him? I said.
“Brother. this car belongs to Mr. Kelso.“
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And he walked away
like it meant something.
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Nosey. of all the dumb--
No. Maybe it's all right at that.
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Mr. Kelso's car. and that was Mr. Kelso
who just robbed the bank.
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Time. Get going.
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Shirts. Yeah. I know. shirts.
Like they just came from the laundry.
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Quit that laughing. will you? Cut it out!
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Oh. relax. Nosey. That's part
of another perfect plan. that's all.
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If you were caught.
you'd have nothing but shirts.
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- Well. you might have warned me.
- I had the real satchel all the time.
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I got it across the 10th Street Bridge
just before the tollgate closed.
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I tell you. so far. every one
of these plans has been perfect.
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The answer that machine gives us.
It's colossal.
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Well. tell it to Mr. Kelso!
Tell it to Uncle Oscar there.
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- I'm quitting. While the quitting's good.
- Quitting? Quitting what?
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So long. Uncle Oscar.
You'll wise up yourself someday.
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But. gentlemen“ Gentlemen.
what goes on around here anyway?
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You know those figures we compiled for the
Metropolis Savings and Loan Association?
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The ones you said
were on their insurance?
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Right here in the paper it says
that that company has been robbed.
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- Right here.
- Knock it off. Nosey. listen to me.
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- You're just scared of Superman. ain't you?
- Boss. I've warned you before.
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When Superman starts getting into the act.
then count me out. lt's time to quit.
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Come here.
I want to show you something.
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Look. I ain't gonna argue about Superman.
I know how tough he can get--
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Of course he can. But then what have we
done that Superman should wanna stop us?
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That was friendly.
Now who's gonna run the machine for you?
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Don't worry. I can run it.
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Here. see?
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Yeah. we're gonna get along all right.
Mr. Kelso and me.
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- We're buddies now. ain't we. Mr. Kelso?
- Boss. you're getting just like he is.
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Talking as if this Kelso is human
instead of just nuts and bolts.
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Don't say things like that in front of him.
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Well. forget it. Never mind.
Just read that answer tape.
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Yeah. all evening
I've been feeding him questions.
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And he hasn't given us
a wrong answer yet, has he?
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And everything he's figured for us.
he's figured perfect, hasn't he?
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You ask him about Superman?
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Here. Read the answer.
See what he says.
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“Superman can be stopped.
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Superman can be fixed.
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Superman will not interfere again.
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Suggest you feed me more factors.“
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There. that's it. I gave him everything
that's known about Superman:
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His x-ray vision. his super-hearing. the
names of his friends. all that kind of stuff.
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“Instructions for stopping Superman:
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Send following message to Superman
in care of Daily Planet.“
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This is it, Nosey.
We follow Mr. Kelso's instructions...
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...and Superman won't dare
interfere with our next bank job.
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Well. step on it.
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Move. you big lug. Get out of the way!
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I thought you was being too optimistic.
Your machine didn't have that figured out.
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Well. perhaps we'd better walk it back.
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- Cop car coming.
- Get that heap out of the way!
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Superman!
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Let's go.
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No. it's not true. Miss Lane.
I just can't believe it.
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Jimmy. I talked to the policeman
who saw it.
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They were shooting. right? Maybe Superman
was trying to keep anybody from being hurt.
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I thought of that. lt's not good enough.
Where's Mr. Kent?
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I don't know.
He was in his office earlier.
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Well. never mind. I'll go see.
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- Well. where did you come from?
- Oh. I just got in. Lois.
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Have you heard that crazy story
about Superman?
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- Yes. I know all about it, Jimmy.
- You do? Then what's the explanation?
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Lois. I was just on my way out.
I have nothing to say now.
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Not so fast. Mr. Kent. How come
you know so much about Superman?
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I'm on the trail of something pretty
important. I have to find out the answers.
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- So please...?
- All right. run along.
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- Dig up your own private little headlines.
- Thank you.
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Holy cow. Seems to me what's happening
to Superman is a lot more important--
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- Jimmy. no wonder.
- What?
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That Clark Kent.
Stealing messages meant for Superman.
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- What does it say?
- I might have guessed.
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The one thing they could tell him
that might worry him.
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- Let me see.
- Sorry. Jim.
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Clark Kent isn't going to have
this story to himself.
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Miss Lane. please.
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All right. Someone wrote the Daily Planet
they know Superman's identity...
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...and they're threatening
to tell the whole world.
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Well. this is certainly
getting us nowhere.
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Let me go!
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Well. one big happy family.
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Get over there against that wall.
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Well. don't just stand there.
do something.
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I don't think he'll do anything.
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Look. We got two of them.
How about that. boss?
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It's all right. We'll be leaving.
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- Clark. what's the matter with you?
- Yeah. stand still.
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I know all about you
and I don't want any trouble.
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You know all about me?
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That's right. Your name is Clark Kent
and you're one of those nuisance reporters.
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- I'm what?
- What's so funny?
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You ain't gonna be a nuisance anymore.
Either one of you. Go on. move.
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We'll put her in front.
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It’ll take him in back.
He's nervous like I am.
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- Hey. did you change your license plates?
- Yeah.
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We're all right, boss.
We can still make the schedule.
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- Send Pinky to take care of Uncle Oscar?
- Sure.
235
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Give me a hand with the doors. will you?
They're jammed.
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Clark. what's gonna happen to us?
237
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Don't worry. Lois. Superman will get us
out of this just as soon as he can.
238
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,954
But he can't.
These people know his identity.
239
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It said so in the message.
They'll expose him if he interferes.
240
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It was only a bluff, Lois.
but that's why Superman had to wait.
241
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To find out whether or not
it was a bluff.
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- Meanwhile. no one's been hurt.
- All right. here we go.
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Short ride for you
and a long one for us.
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You know. those bank holdups
of yours were so slick...
245
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...Superman thought you were
smart enough to know who he was.
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00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,487
Don't yak at me. buddy. I like it quiet.
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- Oh. I see. Not interested. huh?
- Not anymore. lt's all over.
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00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,791
See that pile of dough?
Every penny we've taken.
249
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What makes you think you'll get out
of town with that. or the country?
250
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This.
251
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You ever see anything like it before?
The time of every stoplight.
252
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Factors that show when each road's vacant.
When each cop is headed the wrong way.
253
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,815
So that's it. This Mr. Kelso
you've been talking about is just a machine.
254
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,648
How did you know?
255
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,450
That's the one thing I didn't know.
but I should have.
256
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No human being could think up
such a complicated schedule.
257
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,928
Say. suppose they turn that against you
and use it to capture you.
258
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:43,392
- Buddy. you're almost as smart as I am.
- What do you mean?
259
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:46,538
Well. you and the dame are dead anyway.
so who cares?
260
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,469
Because I got my own schedule, buddy.
that's what I mean.
261
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,632
Larry McCoy wasn't born yesterday.
262
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,779
Sure. I heard of those machines
a guy plays around with...
263
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,177
...then it turns around and catches him.
264
00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:01,217
I got all the dough I need. So in one minute
there ain't gonna be no more Mr. Kelso.
265
00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,183
- What?
- You heard me.
266
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,084
And no Uncle Oscar to squawk. either.
267
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:08,454
I got a guy named Pinky that's
taking care of them down at the house.
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- Same way you're gonna be taken care of.
- Hey. look. In the cab there.
269
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,030
- Where?
- See. look.
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Guess he don't wanna scare you.
But don't worry. miss...
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...the boss ain't gonna hurt
your boyfriend. Much.
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Sorry. but I'll be gone for a minute
and I don't want you to miss me.
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Commercial Street.
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12:10. right on schedule.
275
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Now I gotta turn right in six blocks.
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- Superman.
- You're Uncle Oscar. aren't you?
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- Yes.
- Take this and watch him.
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00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,802
- L've gotta get back to the truck.
- Wait. wait. There's no need to.
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00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:37,176
- Miss Lane is still there.
- No. no. no. but they'll be captured soon.
280
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:38,941
- What?
- You see...
281
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:41,210
...l can understand those crooks
fooling me...
282
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,253
...but I don't understand
how they keep fooling Mr. Kelso.
283
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,914
Oh. look.
Look. please. he'll think of something.
284
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You must forgive me. uncle.
If I don't believe such things.
285
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,833
- Look. Superman.
- Shut up.
286
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,234
But you're wrong.
287
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:05,740
It can't be. The schedule said
six blocks and I turned when I got there.
288
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:10,041
I don't care about your schedule.
All I care about is that. Read it and weep.
289
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,712
Well. he's quite a machine.
That's all I can say.
290
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:23,156
Mr. Kent. didn't I tell you Mr. Kelso
would do something? Didn't I tell you?
291
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:27,662
Clark. do you suppose I could ask Mr. Kelso
how you got out of the back of that truck?
292
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,562
Lois. I've told you again and again.
293
00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:33,398
Superman smashed a hole in that truck
and I went through it. That's the truth.
294
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:37,372
Look. Uncle Oscar. if I tell Mr. Kelso
all I know about Superman...
295
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:39,601
...do you suppose
he could figure who he is?
296
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:43,214
Oh. I don't know about that.
Superman might not like it.
297
00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:46,374
Besides. he might turn out
to be someone very dull, like--
298
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:47,779
Oh. never mind.
299
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:51,389
Don't you strain yourself
thinking of something dull.
300
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:09,430
Mr. Kelso. who is Superman?
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Mr. Kelso says. quote:
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“Wouldn't you like to know?“
303
00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:24,618
Unquote.
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