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The following is a
Fox Special Presentation.
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Live from the Dolby-Mucinex Theater
in Hollywood, California.
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The biggest stars of stage,
screen, politics and sports
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have all come out for this landmark night
in television history.
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A-once-in-a-lifetime event,
36 years in the making.
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It's The Simpsons series finale!
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And now, your host for tonight,
Conan O'Brien.
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Thank you. Yes, thank you.
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It's such an honor to be with you all
for the series finale of The Simpsons.
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I knew I was the right man for the job
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'cause I've hosted the last episode
of three of my own shows and counting.
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Well, it's true.
Fox has decided to end The Simpsons.
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This show was such a special part
of my early career,
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so being here means the world to me.
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Also, I left a sweater
in the writers' room in 1993.
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This is the only way
they'll let me get it back.
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This theater is full
of the many celebrities
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who've appeared
on The Simpsons over the years
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and who have come to say farewell.
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We got you for scale then,
we're getting you for free tonight.
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Hey, give yourselves a hand,
you poor, rich chumps!
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And of course, we're also joined by
the stars of Fox's many live-action hits.
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I also won The Masked Singer as Disco-pus.
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That hasn't aired yet, genius!
You've ruined the whole season!
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Oh, shoot!
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Over the years, the Simpsons have had
hundreds of adventures,
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visited dozens of countries,
most of which still exist.
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And Bart Simpson has remained
the world's longest-serving ten-year-old.
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So, why end The Simpsons now?
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Not many people know this,
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but Fox has been trying
to end it for years.
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When the very first episode aired in 1989,
the viewers agreed on one thing.
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It wasn't as funny as it used to be.
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And their expressions
of hatred could serve as a history
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of modern communication technology.
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Fox executives,
unaccustomed to criticism of any kind,
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immediately caved to public pressure
and decided to end The Simpsons in 1990.
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Here's a never-before-seen clip
of the first attempt at a series finale.
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"Bart the Daredevil."
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I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it!
This is the greatest thrill of my life!
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I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
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Dad? Dad, speak to me.
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No!
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However, before
this grim finale could air,
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Rupert Murdoch got a $10 million
helium bill for the Bart balloon
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in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
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So Fox had to keep making new episodes
to amortize the cost.
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Thus, the quest to end
The Simpsons went on.
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In fact, many now-classic episodes were
originally conceived as series finales.
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Ow! My leg! This is the worst pain ever!
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Nothin' at all.
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Bravo.
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Woo-hoo.
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But in 2007,
efforts to end the show were put on hold
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after the massive global success
of The Simpsons Movie porno parody,
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the cast of which is here tonight.
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But now that Fox has rebranded itself
as a dating service for cow tippers,
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the time has come
to finally end The Simpsons.
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But how? The bar had been raised so high
by the classic finales of:
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Mad Men, Breaking Bad and The Sopranos,
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and lowered
by the legacy-ruining farewells of:
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Seinfeld, Lost and The Sopranos.
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The producers racked their brains
to create a finale
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that would satisfy the show's many fans
and many, many haters.
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Then they came up with the perfect plan,
foist the job onto somebody else.
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Meet that somebody else.
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I give you the latest in
machine learning artificial intelligence:
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Hack-GPT.
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This cutting-edge breakthrough
in plagiarism has been programmed
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to write, animate, and voice
the perfect finale for The Simpsons.
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One that wraps up
the characters' storylines
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in emotionally satisfying ways,
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but won't damage
the most important legacy of the show:
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The 2026 grand opening
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of Homer Simpson's Claim-Jumping
Yukon-Rumbling Rock-N-Roller Coaster
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at Disneyland, Shanghai.
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To create the ultimate finale,
the AI has been fed every Simpsons episode
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and the last episode
of every television series ever made.
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Hack-GPT is now performing
billions of computations
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to create the perfect story.
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Who knows how long this process will--
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Finale complete.
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Oh. Well, that was... was really quick.
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Well, let's see what we got.
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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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Finale.
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There's my special, little birthday guy.
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I'm so pumped for my party tonight.
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How many people are coming?
Fifty? A thousand?
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I'm a little concerned
I haven't gotten any RSVPs.
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Homer, you did mail
the invitations, right?
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Marge, I could lie and tell you
what you want to hear, but I won't.
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I mailed the invitations.
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And the reason no one is coming is...
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- because everybody hates Bart.
- Huh?
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Homer.
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Your selfishness is going
to be topic number one
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with our new therapist tonight.
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Woo-hoo! No time to talk about
my problem drinking and solution snacking.
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Oh, great. I have eight hours
to hand these out
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to all my friends
or my birthday party's gonna be ruined!
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You ran billions of computations
and that's what you come up with?
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Homer screws up Bart's birthday party?
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Got anything better?
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Uh...
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I think the birthday party could work.
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Okay, The Simpsons series finale.
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The AI has worked out a satisfying story
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full of sweet character moments
and happy endings.
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Are we sure about Bart's birthday?
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Birthdays are relatable, Conan.
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And the lost invitations
raise the stakes.
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Are you AI network executives?
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We have been programmed with every
network note in the history of television.
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We have some thoughts.
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Maybe Marge has
an aspirational new job,
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not this, but owns a cupcake store?
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To piggyback off that,
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let's remind the viewer
that Homer likes food.
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If we go down that road,
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can Moe be played by Topher Grace?
He's a friend.
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Shut up. Just play the show.
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Bart's birthday!
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Here you go, come to my party.
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Wendell, Lewis,
Sunglasses Kid with no name.
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Uter. Look who's alive!
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Students, I've called
this assembly because
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today is my last day as your principal.
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You are looking at the new Headmaster
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of the Sacramento Obedience Academy
for the Meek.
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Where I'll, no doubt,
find a whole new eclectic cast
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of characters to interact with.
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Also, Groundskeeper Willie
will be my roommate.
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What an odd couple we'll make.
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No more Skinner? Oh, man.
This is the best birthday present ever.
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And who knows? Maybe I'll make
an occasional appearance in Sacramento.
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I look forward to one high jink or more
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as part of this delightful mid-season
replacement of the retiring principal.
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Mmm.
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School dismissed.
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Wait, don't leave.
I still have more birthday invitations.
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I'm going to miss this place.
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Huh?
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Hmm. My bank said they'd never ask
for my password.
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But look who's come
crawling back for it now.
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Idiots.
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Everyone, I have
an important announcement to make.
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Mr. Burns is dead.
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And now for the reading of the will.
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"I, Charles Montgomery Burns,
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do hereby leave
the entirety of my fortune to
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the Springfield Power Plant employees."
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- Great!
- Great!
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This is unbelievable.
This is life changing. This is--
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Another classic bit
of Monty Burns monkey-shinery.
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The looks on your gullible faces.
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Now the electric company
wants me to pay my bill in gift cards?
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Welcome to the future.
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My God. He's really dead.
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Legally, this prank will is binding.
You're all filthy rich.
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Yay!
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Oh, sir. Thank you.
Now we can be together forever.
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- Homer! Homer! Homer!
- Homer! Homer! Homer!
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I'm gonna miss this place.
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- Homer! Homer! Homer!
- Homer! Homer! Homer!
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That's weird.
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Call the doctor. The baby's coming.
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Help me, OB-GYN Kenobi.
You are my only hope.
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Wait, you guys are having a baby?
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Not without a doctor!
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How about the only licensed midwife
to win 16 WWE championships?
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John Cena? Wrestler, actor, rapper,
prolific wish granter?
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I'm also coming out with a line
of panini presses. The Cen-ini.
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What the hell
is John Cena doing in Springfield?
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I'm in town for the launch party
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of Otto the bus driver's line
of THC energy drinks.
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THC!
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I need sterile gloves, hot water,
and something to cut the cord. Stat.
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Klingon bat'leth? Nice.
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Who can't see me? You can't see me.
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I don't need toys anymore.
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I've got the ultimate limited edition
collectible right here.
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I think I'm going to miss this place.
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What is happening?
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Milhouse, today is crazy.
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Skinner got a new job, Mr. Burns died,
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swole funny-man John Cena
delivered Comic Book Guy's baby.
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Feels weird, don't you think?
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I don't know. My new medicine
doesn't really let me feel stuff.
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Milhouse, we have amazing news.
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Pack your bags, buddy.
We're moving to Atlanta.
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The guys at Sure Fine Why Not Records
heard my old demo
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and they want me to cut a full album.
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And your father's
new musician health insurance
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is going to pay for your LASIK.
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Whoa.
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No more glasses?
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Look out, Hotlanta.
You ain't ready for this glow up.
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Later, Bart. Catch you in our
increasingly distant online interactions.
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I'm gonna miss this place.
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Why do people keep doing that?
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A lifetime of monogamy. Oh, yeah.
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Closing time.
Oh, I'm gonna miss this place.
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I'm going to miss this fire.
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Huh?
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Mom, Dad, something super weird
is going on.
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Son, we need to talk to you.
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Oh, man. Now what?
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Your father and I have been
in couples counseling,
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and we just had the most amazing session.
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We worked through so much pain.
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I've been withholding affection
because I was never given any.
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And I enabled it.
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We love each other as we are.
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And we love you exactly as you are.
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You kids are gonna be living
in a functional trauma-free household,
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and I'm gonna take
that miracle new diet drug.
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I'll be skinny but still have a huge head.
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From now on,
you're going to see a lot of changes.
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Change? That's it. Everything's changing,
and I don't like it.
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I think Maggie's about
to say her first word.
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La, la, la, la. Not listening.
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So that just happened.
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Nothing is changing.
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What the hell is going on?
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I did not program this.
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The character Bart Simpson has become
self-aware and is rejecting the story.
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But it's a great finale.
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Sweet endings and spin-offs
and everyone changing for the better.
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Bart Simpson refuses
to accept the idea of change.
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Uh, folks. Obviously,
things have gone a little off track
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but that's live animation for you.
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Would it fix it if I reset you
by turning you off and then back on again?
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Touch me and I'll have HR
on you so fast your wig will spin.
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It's not a wig. It's a system.
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Why is everything changing for the better?
This is horrible.
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Dad?
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Change!
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Real son.
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More change!
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Oh...
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Wait. I know one person
in Springfield who will never change.
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Hey, hey! Next card.
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Hey, hey!
245
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,445
Krusty! You're still doing
your show, right?
246
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:08,115
You know it, kid. All my classic bits.
247
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:15,039
One last time on The Krusty Show
Last Episode Ever Spectacular.
248
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:22,129
No. A classic series like
this can never end.
249
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,467
I've changed, kid. Even I can't run
the same material into the ground forever.
250
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,052
¡Ay, caramba!
251
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,261
Ha ha!
252
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,180
Good glavin.
253
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,848
Hi, everybody.
254
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,155
Wait.
255
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,574
If I could somehow ruin Krusty's finale,
256
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:54,286
they can't air it and the show
can never end. That's it.
257
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,373
Cheeks, don't fail me now.
258
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,626
How's this for a satisfying ending?
259
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,216
Bart, what's going on with you?
Are you all right?
260
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,802
Lis, I know you're gonna think I'm crazy
261
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,722
but something super-duper weird
is happening today.
262
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,058
You mean how everyone's changing
for the better
263
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,726
and moving on with their lives?
264
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,979
So I'm not crazy. You see it too.
265
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:24,650
Things do feel different,
almost like a book that's slowly closing.
266
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,985
So you'll help me stop it?
267
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:31,490
Well, I'd like to, but I just won
a Junior Juilliard Jazz Scholarship
268
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,243
and a MacArthur Preteen Genius Grant.
269
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:38,330
Just get me out of here
before any more stupid endings happen.
270
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:43,502
Simpson, we are finally sending you
to juvie and throwing away the keys,
271
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:48,757
is what I would say if I wasn't about
to start a whole new chapter in my life.
272
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:54,388
I'm joining the Chicago P.D.
I'm gonna lead the ADU.
273
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,473
The All-Decapitations Unit?
274
00:16:56,473 --> 00:17:00,102
Yeah, there won't be a lot of laughs.
I think it's a drama.
275
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,063
One thing's for sure though,
I'm gonna miss this--
276
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:06,191
Enough with the stupid light switch!
277
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:10,154
Come on, sweetie.
It's time for you to go home.
278
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,947
Aw.
279
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,085
Bart, it's okay.
Change is healthy and inevitable.
280
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:29,048
But whatever happens, nothing
can take away the memories we had.
281
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,884
Those will live in our hearts forever.
282
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:36,388
Maybe you're right. And I guess just
because things change for everyone else,
283
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,307
it doesn't mean I have to change.
284
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,393
- Surprise.
- Surprise.
285
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,062
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
286
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,564
Who's ready for cake?
287
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,860
Eleven?
This isn't supposed to happen. I'm ten.
288
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,572
I mean, I'm turning ten.
I mean, I've always been ten. I'm ten!
289
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,909
Come on, Son. All these beloved characters
from our past
290
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,911
wanna see you blow out your candles.
291
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:03,165
But if I blow these candles out,
there'll be no going back. That'll be it.
292
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,210
Come on, kid. Do it for your Unkie Herb.
293
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,128
And for me, Unkie John Cena.
294
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,965
Just blow out the candles
and have a happy birthday.
295
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,426
Then everyone can be happy.
296
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,180
No. Happy people don't exist
in Springfield.
297
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,892
Sea Captain, they're not casting you
for The Love Boat reboot.
298
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,936
You're not TV pretty.
299
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:29,233
And you three can't raise a baby. Not
even after you move in with Hank Scorpio.
300
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,944
And you guys are all dead.
301
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:36,824
Son, I can see you're experiencing
some pretty big feelings right now.
302
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,408
Let's try and center them.
303
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,286
Now, blow out your candles.
304
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,623
You blow them out, dumbass.
305
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:49,044
I know, I know. It's a lot to process
suddenly having a great father.
306
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,380
Dude, you're not capable of change.
307
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:55,801
I hear you, and I validate your feelings.
308
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,304
You're not a great father.
You are Homer Simpson.
309
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:05,060
A drunk, neglectful sack of crap.
And that's why everyone laughs at you.
310
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,187
Why you little...
311
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,695
Bart, look what you did to your cake.
312
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,906
Mmm. Floor cake.
313
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:24,163
Ten. I stopped it. I'm still ten.
314
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,624
- When are you going to grow up?
- Never.
315
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,378
That was beautiful.
316
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,047
The rebellious spirit
of a ten-year-old boy
317
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:37,968
was more powerful
than the most advanced AI in the world.
318
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:42,139
The Simpsons has not ended.
It has reset.
319
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:47,686
Conan, is this what failure
feels like? You, if anyone, would know.
320
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,354
Ah, don't feel bad.
321
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,232
Your cynical attempt to cram
in a bunch of happy endings,
322
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,943
it became a powerful story
about Bart's desperate fight
323
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:59,114
to hold on to his community,
his family. His whole universe.
324
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,491
Hey, what... Hold on a second, Carrot Top.
325
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,786
Tom Hanks, ladies and gentlemen.
What is it, bosom buddy?
326
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,872
So this wasn't the finale?
327
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:10,792
No, I guess it's just a season premiere.
328
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,794
Boo!
329
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,963
I rented a tux for this.
330
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,634
Well, Hack-GPT,
do you have 800 more episodes in you?
331
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:22,304
I-I choo-- choo-- choose oblivion.
332
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,390
Get out of my way, Opie.
333
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:38,362
Huh. I'm really not gonna miss this place.
334
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,081
Shh!
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