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Yooooo Jinglebells!
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Hey guys. What's up?
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Ah you know, just saw you
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reading a book over here
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looking all weird and sad so,
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wanted to pop over
and say hello.
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Thanks, I'm good.
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What book you reading?
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Uh, The Creative
Work by Rick Rosen.
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Oh yeah, that's the big
time rap producer dude?
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Bet he's got
some crazy ass stories.
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Mm, it's more of a
treatise on creativity.
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I'm trying to hone in
on my next project.
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You should write a
movie about Spiderman.
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People love those.
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I'm actually thinking
about creating
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something a little
more impactful.
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[baby crying]
Ssssh! Sssssh!
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[baby crying]
Sorry.
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Oh, it's totally fine.
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Hey, do you feel mad?
Do you feel angry right now?
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She's overtired.
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When she gets like this
it's impossible to calm her.
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Hey look!
Who likes cupcakes?
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I'm a man holding cupcakes!!
I'm a cupcake man!!
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I'm a Cupcake Man.
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Look at me baby,
I'm a Cupcake Man!
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[laughter]
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Wow. You might actually have
something there.
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I'll have to remember that one.
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Sir. Those cupcakes are $9 each.
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Oh come on, it's for the baby!
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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♪ Well, I used to work
at a hot dog factory. ♪
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♪ Until them
robots came along. ♪
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♪ And now
there is no job for me ♪
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♪ But I get 3,000
bucks a month ♪
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♪ Thanks to UBI
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♪ Now we're
Universal Basic Guys. ♪
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♪ It may not
sound like much. ♪
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♪ But we're
still gonna try ♪
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♪ We're just
Universal Basic Guys ♪
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♪ Tiny turtle! Toot tootle
oot! Twirling around! ♪
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♪ Tiny turtle! Toot tootle
oot! Swimming around! ♪
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You see this crap, Hank?
Eight billion views.
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I don't get it, okay.
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My "Mr. Cupcake Man" song
that I was singing for that baby
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that'd blow this crap
out of the water.
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Yeah, that baby
sure was laughing.
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Exactly.
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We post that song online,
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we could make a
billion babies laugh.
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♪ Cupcake Man.
I'm a Cupcake Man! ♪
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♪ Look at me, baby,
I'm a Cupcake Man! ♪
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♪ I'm a hot dog man
I'm a hot dog man. ♪
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♪ Look at me, baby,
I'm a ho-- ♪
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Hold on. Stop.
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Cut.
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Yo Hank, what are you doing?
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I'm singing "Mr. Hot Dog Man."
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No, no Hank. You're
not a hot dog.
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You're a sprinkle.
You're Sprinkle Boy.
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Got it. Got it.
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So do I sing a song
about sprinkles then?
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Maybe something
like "Sprinkle Boy.
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I'm a Sprinkle Boy. Sprinkle--
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No no no. You don't sing, okay.
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You are the silent
slapstick guy.
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You do the goofy stuff
in the background okay,
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like hit yourself in
the face with a pie
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or a tennis racket...
you know, stuff like that.
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Ooh, awesome.
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Ok let's run it back.
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Hit it, Dar.
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♪ Cupcake Man.
I'm a Cupcake Man. ♪
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♪ Look at me, baby, I'm
a Cupcake Man... ♪
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What in the hell?
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Andrea, you gotta see this.
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I think the Hoagies
just discovered peyote.
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Ugh! Oh my God! Oh my God!
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Everything okay over there?
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No, look.
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That's our product.
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I've got to do brand
recovery on drones
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that are shooting at the people
they're supposed to protect.
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I am so over this.
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Hm. Well, Andrea...
you've always said
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you wanted to go
off on your own.
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Maybe now's the time?
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Yeah that'd be real nice, David,
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but you know, someone
needs to pay for your
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"Teas of the World"
subscription boxes.
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I'm happy to take
more copywriting gigs.
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Yeah. Unless you're planning
on practicing law again,
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I'm gonna have to keep spinning
for our tech overlords.
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Well, whatever you decide,
you have my full support.
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Great, thanks, honey.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go falsely accuse
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UNICEF of working with ISIS.
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No! No! No more! No more!
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- I know sweetie,
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but we just need to
check your levels
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so the doctor can
see what's going on.
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[phone message]
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Excuse me for one second.
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[movie plays] ♪ Cupcake Man.
I'm a Cupcake Man. ♪
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What the hell is this?
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♪ Cupcake Man.
I'm a Cupcake Man. ♪
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♪ I'm a Cupcake Man.
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♪ Frosting on my face
all over the place! ♪
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- More. More.
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More Mr. Cupcake.
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More Cupcake Man.
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Hey Mark.
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- Hi.
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What happened to
Mr. Cupcake Man?
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Cupcake Man is dead, Tam.
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What are you talking about?
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It got thirty views
in three hours.
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Mr. Beast gets like
a million views a minute.
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Oh, don't give up
so quickly, Mark.
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I think you really
got something here.
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Nope. Forty views.
I'm deleting it.
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Uh uh, no.
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Mark! Just let it be.
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Eh whatever. I don't
need to be famous.
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Fame is stupid anyway.
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Hey, if you make a
couple of kids happy,
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that's all that matters.
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In fact, the children
at the hospital
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would love to see
Mr. Cupcake Man.
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Yeah, you know what,
you're right, Tam.
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That's what it's really about.
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Putting smiles on kids' faces.
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[Cupcake Man song playing]
Wait a minute.
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Do you hear that?
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Oh my god.
Mark. Look!
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Wait, is that...?
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Wait are you fricken kidding me?
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Does that say five
hundred thousand!?
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Holy mackerel!
I'm famous.
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I'm famous. Oh my god.
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Uh... I'll be right back!
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Wow, my god,
it's the Cupcake Man!
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Really?
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Tammy, just... please,
this is important to me.
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Watch this.
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- Um excuse me?
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Are you Mr. Cupcake Man?
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Uh... yeah. I am.
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- Can I get a selfie with you?
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Yo, can't you see
I'm having breakfast
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with my wife? Come on.
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- Mark!
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Ugh. Okay. Fine.
One picture. Come on.
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[click]
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Oh man,
I always wanted to do that.
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Yo, being famous is awesome Tam.
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I'm never taking this thing off.
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♪ Cupcake man.
I'm a cupcake man. ♪
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Look at this.
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Is that not
the dumbest thing
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you've ever seen?
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Wait, two million views!?
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In a day!?
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Mark may have just fallen ass-
backwards into a goldmine.
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And he's gonna
need a PR person...
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Woah, woah, woah. Woah.
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You're not seriously
considering this, are you?
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Wow, David.
Thanks for your "full support."
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I mean this could be my
ticket to career independence.
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Andrea, the guy tried to catch
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a whale off a restaurant boat.
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Hey Jason. It's Andrea.
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Derek can handle the release.
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Because I quit baby!
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Haha, byeee!
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Dar give me the numbers.
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Woah. You're currently
number four on trending.
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Let's goooo!!! Yooo!
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There she is!
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The newest member
of Team Cupcake!
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Hooray!
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Thanks for having me.
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I really think we
could be sitting
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on a multimillion
dollar brand here.
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I'm talking merch,
cartoons, live shows...
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Ooh which reminds me...
do you have a manager?
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You're looking at him.
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Uh huh...
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is this something you
have experience with?
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Oh yeah. Big time okay.
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Cut my teeth with Lou
Perlman back in the 90s.
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In fact, I can still forge
Justin Timberlake's signature.
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Yo! Check this comment out:
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"This video makes me so happy.
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Me and my kids have been
singing this all day."
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I'd be careful, Mark.
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First rule of internet fame is
"never read the comments."
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What are you talking about guys?
I read 100% of the comments.
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These are my people.
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They love it. Look,
this one guy writes
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"It's awesome."
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And then you got
this guy, he writes
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"This is the dumbest, most
annoying song I've ever heard.
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I hope this one hit wonder
gets hit by a truck."
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I wouldn't worry about it Mark.
It's just one knucklehead troll
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in his mother's basement okay.
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Yeah...no big deal.
Just one guy.
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Oh wow.
Your dumb song is now
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number three trending overall.
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It just passed Machine
Gun Kelly's new video.
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Mark, did you hear that?
That's amazing.
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What?
Yeah. Yeah
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I'm just...
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I think I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna get out of the sun
for a little bit. You know.
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Hon, are you okay?
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Probably just a troll, you know.
Probably just some loser bot
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living in his basement in
Brayshaw or something.
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[ding, ding]
- Yes. Hell yes.
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Guess who just booked
Mr. Cupcake Man on The View?
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Is this really any better
than defending drones?
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Is that a serious question?
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Yeah, I mean
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you're amplifying
mindless nonsense.
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You could at least promote
something with some
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educational value.
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Yeah sorry David,
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I can't get into this right now.
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I have to go to work.
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♪ I got snakes for arms.
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♪ I got snakes for toes.
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♪ I got snakes for fingers.
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♪ Got snakes for a nose.
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♪ I'm made of snakes.
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♪ I'm made of snakes
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♪ so wiggle wiggle wiggle
all the way to the lake. ♪
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What do we think?
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Pretty good, yeah.
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Nah, you think
everything's good, okay.
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What do you think, Mernft?
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Is it legit or is it annoying?
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Who the hell cares, okay?
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All these kids' songs
are annoying.
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Just post it.
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Absolutely not.
I'm not posting anything
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unless it's a certified banger.
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- Hun, I think you're
obsessing a little too much
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on one commenter.
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I'm sure most people
are gonna love it.
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Most people?
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No no no. Okay.
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No offense but you
are all useless, okay?
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I need real feedback from
people in my demo, okay?
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Okay what, so you want to focus
group babies or something?
257
00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,268
Yes. Exactly.
258
00:08:04,268 --> 00:08:06,673
I need babies.
Bring me babies!
259
00:08:07,775 --> 00:08:10,146
♪ I like Dinosaurs.
I like them a lot. ♪
260
00:08:10,146 --> 00:08:11,517
♪ T-Rex is my favorite.
261
00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:13,587
♪ I'm a T-Rex lover.
I'm a T-Rex lover. ♪
262
00:08:13,587 --> 00:08:15,858
♪ I love T-rex.
263
00:08:16,225 --> 00:08:17,962
[silence]
264
00:08:18,162 --> 00:08:19,030
Hank. Pie.
265
00:08:19,297 --> 00:08:20,166
[splat]
266
00:08:20,535 --> 00:08:22,203
[silence]
267
00:08:22,505 --> 00:08:23,073
Dammit!
268
00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:23,741
Okay Mark-
269
00:08:23,741 --> 00:08:25,578
Mr. Cupcake Man, please.
270
00:08:25,811 --> 00:08:26,378
Right.
271
00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,249
Mr. Cupcake Man,
272
00:08:28,316 --> 00:08:29,619
we need to go over
your schedule.
273
00:08:29,619 --> 00:08:31,255
I'm in the middle of
something important here.
274
00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:34,127
Ok, well we need to
start press training.
275
00:08:34,127 --> 00:08:37,167
I've got you booked on three
live national spots this week.
276
00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,438
Mernft Man, what's on the
docket as far as gigs?
277
00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:40,173
Uh. Let's see,
278
00:08:40,274 --> 00:08:42,011
so I reached out
to an old colleague
279
00:08:42,011 --> 00:08:45,016
about a possible birthday
party opportunity.
280
00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:45,818
Birthday party?
281
00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:47,521
No.
We need to think bigger.
282
00:08:47,688 --> 00:08:49,626
Mr. Cupcake Man is
the top kids song
283
00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:50,561
in the world right now.
284
00:08:50,795 --> 00:08:52,899
I'm telling you Andrea,
private shows for rich people,
285
00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,703
I mean that's easy
money right there.
286
00:08:54,703 --> 00:08:56,172
Doesn't matter.
I'm not doing any of it.
287
00:08:56,172 --> 00:08:56,907
What do you mean?
288
00:08:56,974 --> 00:08:58,677
Yeah, what about
the hospital show?
289
00:08:58,677 --> 00:09:00,280
All the kids are so
excited to see you.
290
00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,852
Sorry gotta push it, Tam okay.
I need my schedule cleared.
291
00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:04,421
I'm workshopping new material.
292
00:09:04,421 --> 00:09:07,027
Okay Mark, er--
Mr. Cupcake Man,
293
00:09:07,027 --> 00:09:09,165
I understand the urge
to expand your catalog,
294
00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:11,670
but right now we need to
strike while the iron's hot.
295
00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:13,507
Things happen fast
on the internet
296
00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:14,676
and I need-
297
00:09:14,676 --> 00:09:16,345
“We ” need to ride this wave.
298
00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:20,253
Forget riding a wave.
I am a fricken ocean of ideas.
299
00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:21,890
Darren, hit it!
300
00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:22,792
[music]
301
00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,563
♪ Here we go now.
302
00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,265
♪ Riding on cows. ♪
303
00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:27,669
♪ Mooo mooo
304
00:09:27,669 --> 00:09:29,539
♪ going to the moooovies.
[babies crying]
305
00:09:29,539 --> 00:09:30,407
Damnit.
306
00:09:30,675 --> 00:09:31,710
Are these babies
teething or something!?
307
00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:33,780
Maybe the babies
aren't the problem.
308
00:09:34,148 --> 00:09:35,216
Hmmmm.
309
00:09:35,518 --> 00:09:37,454
Right-- yep,
garage.
310
00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:38,455
What is all this?
311
00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:39,593
Okay, everyone!
312
00:09:39,593 --> 00:09:41,295
Over here. Let's go.
Team meeting.
313
00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:42,832
So we've all heard
the rumblings okay.
314
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,402
"Does this guy have the chops?"
315
00:09:44,402 --> 00:09:46,139
Is he a "one-hit-wonder?"
316
00:09:46,139 --> 00:09:48,409
Well, after a long
look in the mirror,
317
00:09:48,409 --> 00:09:49,712
I've come to the conclusion
318
00:09:49,712 --> 00:09:51,382
that the real problem is...
319
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,587
my beats are being produced
by a fourteen year old boy.
320
00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:55,157
Darren, sorry buddy
but you're out.
321
00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:56,358
Alright. See ya.
322
00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:57,895
[limo pulls up]
323
00:09:57,962 --> 00:10:01,301
Looks like my new producer
slash creative muse has arrived.
324
00:10:03,841 --> 00:10:05,745
[music]
325
00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,314
Alright, try this--
326
00:10:07,314 --> 00:10:08,817
[music]
327
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,955
Oh my god.
No!
328
00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:11,389
Okay.
329
00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:12,391
What about this--
330
00:10:12,391 --> 00:10:13,459
[music]
331
00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,129
Yo, this is some
real C-level crap,
332
00:10:15,129 --> 00:10:15,764
Rosen, okay.
333
00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:17,267
You holding your
good stuff for Drake?
334
00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,037
Okay. Maybe just tell me
335
00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:19,706
what you want.
336
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,508
Ugh fine.
337
00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:22,443
Let me get an 808 trap
338
00:10:22,443 --> 00:10:24,381
but swap the snare
for fart sounds.
339
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:31,729
[music]
340
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,369
Okay, can you drop
the bass a little bit.
341
00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:38,744
Okay I need a new fart sound.
These are too dry.
342
00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:40,681
We've been through
all four hundred.
343
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,384
Ugh! None of this is working.
344
00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:43,787
This is all annoying crap.
345
00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:45,056
Maybe we should discuss
346
00:10:45,056 --> 00:10:47,194
what you're trying
to achieve here,
347
00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:48,063
creatively.
348
00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:50,066
Okay listen Rap Santa,
it's pretty simple.
349
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,037
I want something that's
gonna get a billion views
350
00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:53,808
and no mean comments, okay?
351
00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:56,947
Um... I'm not sure
that's a healthy approach.
352
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,919
Real artists don't worry
about making everyone happy.
353
00:10:59,919 --> 00:11:02,859
They simply tap into their
own emotional truths,
354
00:11:02,926 --> 00:11:06,265
and trust that their
audience will respond.
355
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:07,802
What!
356
00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:09,906
- Mark, it's late.
Maybe get some sleep?
357
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,910
I can't okay!
I'm making music!
358
00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,780
I'm trying to tap
into emotional truths!
359
00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,718
This is really getting
ridiculous, hun.
360
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,786
You're losing your mind
361
00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:18,724
over one stupid
internet comment.
362
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,159
You need some perspective.
363
00:11:20,159 --> 00:11:22,264
Maybe performing for
those kids at the hospital
364
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,036
will remind you of what's
really important here.
365
00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:25,538
No.
366
00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:26,739
What do you mean, no?
367
00:11:26,739 --> 00:11:28,309
I'm not fricken Patch Adams!!!
368
00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:29,546
I'm a serious “Artist ”!
369
00:11:29,546 --> 00:11:31,048
Well, I'm your wife.
370
00:11:31,248 --> 00:11:32,283
No.
371
00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:33,787
You're “Mark's ” wife.
372
00:11:33,854 --> 00:11:36,491
Mr. Cupcake Man
doesn't have a wife.
373
00:11:36,491 --> 00:11:37,962
He's asexual.
374
00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:38,764
What are you talking about?
375
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,802
Babies,
they don 't have “Wives ”!
376
00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:41,869
I am trying to build
377
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,573
an authentic
emotional connection
378
00:11:43,573 --> 00:11:44,576
with my audience!
379
00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:45,945
“My Audience Is Babies ”!
380
00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,948
Yeah, well you're
doing a damn good job.
381
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:50,887
You sound just like a baby
having all these tantrums!
382
00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:52,123
Hm...
383
00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:54,696
sound like a baby having
all these tantrums.
384
00:11:54,696 --> 00:11:56,533
Tantrums...tantrums.
385
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,202
Yo Rick. Give me another beat.
386
00:11:58,202 --> 00:12:01,075
I'm all out of happy
kid's beats Mark.
387
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:03,913
No.
Something darker.
388
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:05,885
How's it going in there?
389
00:12:05,885 --> 00:12:07,655
We're burning time
and money out here.
390
00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:08,957
- Well worth it, Andrea.
391
00:12:08,957 --> 00:12:11,028
- I've completely
evolved as an artist.
392
00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:12,598
Okay, well my
professional reputation
393
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:13,900
is about to go extinct
394
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,871
so hopefully you've
evolved into an artist
395
00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,508
willing to perform
this Saturday.
396
00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:18,042
- Big time.
397
00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:19,812
Okay great.
And just remember,
398
00:12:19,812 --> 00:12:21,883
happy babies mean happy parents
399
00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:23,988
and happy parents
buy a lot of merch.
400
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:25,558
- Oh don't you worry,
401
00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:27,427
- they'll definitely
be feeling this.
402
00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:31,068
[dark drone music]
403
00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:33,238
Hey, Mr. Cupcake Man too busy
404
00:12:33,238 --> 00:12:34,742
to take out the
trash these days?
405
00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:36,245
Oh don't get me started.
406
00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:38,182
Apparently, he's also
too big to perform
407
00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:39,752
at the hospital this weekend.
408
00:12:39,752 --> 00:12:41,824
Oh well, if you need
someone to fill in,
409
00:12:41,824 --> 00:12:44,996
I actually have a
little magic show idea
410
00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,198
I've been kicking around...
411
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,869
Really? Well that'd be great.
412
00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:49,739
Magic's always a big
hit with the kids.
413
00:12:49,739 --> 00:12:50,675
Oh yeah.
414
00:12:50,808 --> 00:12:52,410
And you know,
unlike a certain...
415
00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:53,913
pastry-headed person,
416
00:12:53,913 --> 00:12:57,420
my routine isn't just fun,
it's also substantive.
417
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,658
Both delicious and nutritious...
418
00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:01,428
Oh yeah... cool.
419
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,100
[crowd]
420
00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:08,610
[dark drone music]
421
00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:12,484
♪ When Mommy says no you
can't have a cupcake... ♪
422
00:13:12,484 --> 00:13:15,356
♪ TANTRUM.
423
00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:19,565
♪ When Daddy says no you
can't have a cupcake... ♪
424
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,668
[babies crying]
♪ TANTRUM. ♪
425
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:21,569
Oh my god.
426
00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:25,076
♪ Yo you sound like a baby
having all these tantrums, ♪
427
00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:27,447
♪ tantrums. Tantrums.
428
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,449
♪ Tantrums.
429
00:13:28,784 --> 00:13:31,723
♪ We live. We suffer. ♪
430
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:35,396
♪ We die.
431
00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:42,043
♪ The frosting burns
inside our veins. ♪
432
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,780
[silence]
433
00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:45,785
Thank you Philadelphia.
434
00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:46,919
[baby crying]
Thank you!!!!!
435
00:13:46,919 --> 00:13:47,921
Get home safe.
436
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,994
Boom. Nailed it.
437
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,103
Well, that was a
complete disaster.
438
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,305
Every baby was crying.
439
00:13:56,438 --> 00:13:59,645
They were responding.
Tantrum is all about being sad.
440
00:13:59,745 --> 00:14:01,816
It's a whitespace in
baby entertainment.
441
00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:04,121
I am changing the face
of children's music.
442
00:14:04,121 --> 00:14:06,124
You pooped out a
cupcake on stage.
443
00:14:06,124 --> 00:14:08,462
No, that was the
“Birth ” of a cupcake,
444
00:14:08,462 --> 00:14:09,765
Andrea. They're babies.
445
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,068
Do you understand
that we're almost
446
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,006
a million dollars
in debt from studio
447
00:14:13,072 --> 00:14:14,241
and touring expenses?
448
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:16,011
Sponsors aren't
returning my calls.
449
00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,080
So from now on,
450
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,318
you are only playing
"Mr. Cupcake Man."
451
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,523
Nope. Can't do it.
Not going backwards.
452
00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:23,025
Tantrum tour rolls on.
453
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:24,963
The Tantrum tour is over
454
00:14:24,963 --> 00:14:26,432
until we can afford
to pay for it,
455
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,135
so unless you know someone
who's willing to pay
456
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,674
a million dollars
to watch you sing...
457
00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:31,876
I got nothin'.
458
00:14:32,545 --> 00:14:33,178
Well,
459
00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:34,982
there is this one guy...
460
00:14:35,985 --> 00:14:38,489
Guy sent his private
jet to pick us up?
461
00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:39,224
Wow, Mernft Man
462
00:14:39,325 --> 00:14:40,994
you may have just
earned your 10%.
463
00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:42,564
Actually it's 40.
464
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,000
Woah.
465
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:47,440
What exactly does this guy do?
466
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,543
Ah, he's a businessman.
467
00:14:48,543 --> 00:14:49,545
He deals in, uh,
468
00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:51,382
pharmaceuticals.
469
00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:54,354
Oh cool, it's one of those
guns shaped like a "T".
470
00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:57,060
Uh...
what kind of pharmaceuticals?
471
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,698
Oh you know...
it's caffeine adjacent.
472
00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:07,280
Ah, the famous Mr. Cupcake Man.
Bienvenido a Bolivia.
473
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,084
I am Roberto Caramelo de Nariz
474
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,854
and this is my son, Jesús.
475
00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,023
He is your biggest fan.
476
00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,860
I like to listen to your song
477
00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:16,098
while I light mis
gatigos en fuego.
478
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,568
Oh yeah? Very cool, very cool.
479
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,739
Wait I thought this
was a birthday party?
480
00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:20,641
Where's all the kids?
481
00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:22,911
They played with my toys,
so I kill them.
482
00:15:22,911 --> 00:15:25,416
Oh wow.
Your culture is very different.
483
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:28,389
I'm sure Mr. Myfrinski
made the terms very clear.
484
00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:30,961
One song,
one million dollars.
485
00:15:31,294 --> 00:15:33,098
You got it.
I'm thinking
486
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,071
I'm gonna do Red Velvet
Revolver off the new album.
487
00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:38,877
No.
You do "Mr. Cupcake Man."
488
00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:39,946
So here's the thing man,
489
00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:41,181
-I'm not doing that-
-Ope! No problem!
490
00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:42,584
"Mr. Cupcake Man" it is.
491
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:44,387
Okay Mark, you're good?
492
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,757
You understand the
assignment here?
493
00:15:45,757 --> 00:15:46,325
Oh yeah.
494
00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,129
Jesús is a very
angry little boy.
495
00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:49,999
He needs to have his
feelings validated.
496
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:52,003
Okay, enough.
This is insanity.
497
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:53,138
I need the room.
498
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:54,742
[door closes]
499
00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:56,513
Look, I didn't want
it to come to this,
500
00:15:56,513 --> 00:15:57,380
But, here.
501
00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,785
Someone posted a video
of your Tantrum show.
502
00:15:59,785 --> 00:16:00,821
Read the comments.
503
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,290
Let's see here okay.
504
00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,760
"Huge L"
505
00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:06,264
"Stick to your one hit, weirdo."
506
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,437
"I miss the old Mr. Cupcake
Man. This sucks."
507
00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:11,108
Look,
508
00:16:11,408 --> 00:16:13,613
I understand you think
you're an artist,
509
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,182
but you need to let that go.
510
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,454
You're a guy who puts
cupcakes on his head
511
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,656
and sings to babies.
512
00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:20,561
Hey Andrea. Can you just
do me a quick favor?
513
00:16:20,561 --> 00:16:21,128
Yeah?
514
00:16:21,362 --> 00:16:21,863
Can you ask the guy
with the gun
515
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,567
to come over here
and blow my head off?
516
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,869
Mark, come on, stop.
517
00:16:24,869 --> 00:16:26,873
You just need to
sing one stupid song
518
00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:28,309
for a million dollars.
519
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:28,877
Here.
520
00:16:28,877 --> 00:16:29,244
- No.
521
00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:31,315
I am never singing again.
522
00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:32,184
I am done.
523
00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:33,052
Okay, listen, Mark.
524
00:16:33,052 --> 00:16:35,356
You tried something
new and it failed.
525
00:16:35,356 --> 00:16:37,360
That's part of the
creative process.
526
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,999
But you have something
really special here.
527
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,605
Remember why you
created Mr. Cupcake Man
528
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:43,673
in the first place.
529
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:44,976
To get a billion views.
530
00:16:44,976 --> 00:16:46,713
No.
Before that.
531
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,082
To make a baby smile.
532
00:16:48,082 --> 00:16:50,921
Exactly.
So forget the fame, the money,
533
00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,457
forget even making art.
534
00:16:52,457 --> 00:16:55,597
Just go sing that song
for your biggest fan,
535
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,902
the kid out there
dying to see you.
536
00:16:58,269 --> 00:17:00,273
Fine.
One last show.
537
00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:03,045
Thank you.
You're on in five.
538
00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:05,617
We're good.
539
00:17:05,617 --> 00:17:07,120
Hey kids, look!
540
00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:09,223
This is the
coastline of Florida!
541
00:17:09,223 --> 00:17:12,731
Okay, so let's drop it into
our magical "future hat."
542
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,837
And now it's the
year 2065 and...
543
00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:17,039
Look at this.
544
00:17:17,574 --> 00:17:19,377
The coastline is gone!
545
00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:23,152
Because the greenhouse
gasses melted the ice caps.
546
00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:25,390
Can I go back to my
room and get bloodwork?
547
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:27,193
So the takeaway here
is that there's no
548
00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:29,699
magic solution that
can protect our planet.
549
00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:30,600
-Psst.
-Yeah?
550
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,703
David. C'mere.
551
00:17:31,903 --> 00:17:33,338
I think they're
really digging it.
552
00:17:33,338 --> 00:17:36,278
Maybe lean away from the
long term global concerns.
553
00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:37,514
These kids are terminally ill.
554
00:17:37,814 --> 00:17:39,719
They're not worried about
the coast of Florida
555
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:40,721
forty years from now.
556
00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:41,388
What?!
557
00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:42,256
Well I wish you
would've mentioned
558
00:17:42,891 --> 00:17:44,461
that earlier, Tammy!
I didn't know they were dying!
559
00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:46,398
David, nobody does
hospital performances
560
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,268
for kids who are thriving.
561
00:17:49,873 --> 00:17:52,812
Uh. Was that Harry Styles?
562
00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:53,479
Yes.
563
00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:55,416
He refused to play
One Direction,
564
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,690
so we went...
in another direction.
565
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,059
Hahaha.
566
00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:01,428
¡Yo quiero Mr. Cupcake!
567
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,065
¡Yo quiero Mr. Cupcake!
Mr. Cupcake!
568
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,001
[knock, knock]
Mark?
569
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,570
It's time to go on stage.
570
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:08,208
Mark?
571
00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:13,553
“Dear Andrea,
572
00:18:13,754 --> 00:18:16,826
thank you for reminding me
what's really important.
573
00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:18,061
I realize now
574
00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,131
it's not about me.
575
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,134
It's about doing what's right ”
576
00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:22,671
We're gonna die.
577
00:18:22,671 --> 00:18:23,974
So uh... the, you know,
578
00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:25,911
the thing about
climate change is that
579
00:18:25,977 --> 00:18:27,715
it's not just about us.
580
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,987
I mean I'm not gonna be here
in fifty years either-
581
00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:33,058
I mean not like that,
I mean it's just--
582
00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:34,662
What's up my littles!
583
00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:36,098
[cheering]
584
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,970
Oh thank god, Mark.
I was dying up here.
585
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,172
I mean, not literally.
586
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,909
I don't mean like you-I mean...
587
00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:45,049
Mr. Cupcake Man, everyone!
588
00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:46,051
Yeah!
589
00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:47,588
Alright! Okay,
590
00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,591
before we get started I just
want to give a little shout
591
00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:52,798
out to Nurse Tammy over there.
She's the best guys.
592
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,167
You're very lucky to have her.
593
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,973
Remember kids,
what matters is being there
594
00:18:56,973 --> 00:18:58,576
for the people who need you.
595
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,448
Ugh! Where the “Hell ” is Mark!?!
596
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:04,655
Okay um... Hank,
you know the lyrics, right?
597
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:05,958
Uh... I think so.
598
00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,730
♪ I'm a hot dog man
I'm a hot-- Wait, ♪
599
00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:11,703
♪ I'm Mr. Cakedog Man-
I'm a Cakedog Man. ♪
600
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:13,272
[gun loads]
♪ Cupcake sprinkle? ♪
601
00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:14,642
[thump, thump, thump]
602
00:19:14,642 --> 00:19:17,146
Oh my god he's dead.
Hank is a dead man.
603
00:19:17,146 --> 00:19:19,017
I don't know. The
kid seems to like it.
604
00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:20,854
I think he's got at
least a few minutes left.
605
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,858
[thump, thump, thump]
606
00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,362
Ok now I'm bored.
607
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,704
[splat]
608
00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:29,638
Ooh yummy.
609
00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:30,808
I don't know, boss.
610
00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:32,644
This guy is pretty funny.
611
00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:33,445
Ay, Dios mio,
612
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,818
what does it take to
get a security guard
613
00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:38,690
who just takes orders and
doesn't have "opinions?"
614
00:19:38,757 --> 00:19:40,192
Oh my god.
That's it!
615
00:19:40,326 --> 00:19:41,529
[phone dialing]
616
00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:42,330
Hey Jason -
617
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:44,869
Don't have time to talk
but I will take my old job back
618
00:19:44,869 --> 00:19:47,875
and I'll handle the Syria stuff.
I don't even want a promotion.
619
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,311
I just need one favor.
620
00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:51,682
This guy is actually
pretty talented!
621
00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:53,887
Slapstick is one of the
hardest forms of comedy.
622
00:19:53,887 --> 00:19:54,888
Ugh! Enough.
623
00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:55,757
Give me that.
624
00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:58,395
Wait!
625
00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:00,967
[machine gun fire]
626
00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,506
[thud]
627
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,811
Wow! Incredible!
628
00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:06,412
Okay...
629
00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:07,648
What if I could
offer you something
630
00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:11,121
way better than a stupid
Mr. Cupcake Man performance?
631
00:20:11,121 --> 00:20:12,691
Mr. Silly Billy?
632
00:20:12,691 --> 00:20:13,492
Even better.
633
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,733
How about a fleet of
private security drones huh?
634
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:19,304
Flying robot henchmen
who do exactly
635
00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:20,573
what they're told...
636
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,180
In other news,
Humantis has recalled
637
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,251
thousands of private
security drones
638
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,988
after another deadly malfunction
639
00:20:28,055 --> 00:20:31,361
caused them to open fire at the
estate of Bolivian Drug Lord
640
00:20:31,428 --> 00:20:33,298
Roberto Caramelo De Nariz.
641
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,735
I don't know how you're
gonna spin this one.
642
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,106
Hey, if I can work
for Mark Hoagies,
643
00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:37,908
this is nothing.
644
00:20:37,974 --> 00:20:38,710
[phone call]
645
00:20:38,977 --> 00:20:39,845
Hey Jason.
646
00:20:40,145 --> 00:20:42,851
No problemo.
I'm already on it.
647
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,665
Mark, I gotta say, the
kids at the hospital
648
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,636
are still talking
about your performance.
649
00:20:51,636 --> 00:20:53,339
Yeah that was a
pretty good show eh?
650
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,109
You know if you ever
want to come back,
651
00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:56,278
you're always welcome.
652
00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:57,013
Eh I don't know, Tam.
653
00:20:57,146 --> 00:21:00,053
I think Mr. Cupcake
Man is retired.
654
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:01,722
Aw really? After all that
655
00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:03,727
you're just gonna hang
up the frosting hat?
656
00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:06,164
You know, there comes a
time in every artist's life
657
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:09,070
when they realize it's time
to get out of the spotlight.
658
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:09,639
Oh yeah?
659
00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:11,374
You're already
over being famous?
660
00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:12,376
Actually, Tam
661
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:13,813
I thought it might
be a good idea
662
00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:16,686
if Mr. Cupcake Man keeps
a low profile for a while.
663
00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:19,324
Let's just say he's the
number one hit in Bolivia.
664
00:21:19,390 --> 00:21:21,128
Hey don't we gotta
still pay back the guy
665
00:21:21,128 --> 00:21:22,030
with the big beard?
666
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,198
Nah I took care of it.
667
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,635
How'd you get the money
for that, Mernft?
668
00:21:24,635 --> 00:21:26,972
Let's just say I took
a few party favors
669
00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:28,576
back from the birthday party.
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