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Okay, ladies, let's all
take out this month's book,
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then open it, close it
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and break out the wine.
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You're supposed to say "Woo."
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Luann, we're not
feeling very "woo."
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What we're feeling is woo-ried.
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This is an intervention.
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I don't have a problem
with drinking.
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It's not the wine.
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Luann, you have an addiction
to wine merch.
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And we say this out of love,
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it's super annoying.
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But it's such a fun way of
telling the world I like wine.
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"Mom Fuel,"
that "corks are for quitters."
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"Wine is the answer,
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what was the question?"
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The question is do you want
to live your life like this?
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And I suppose all your
throw pillows just say nothing.
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Anyway, it's not like
it's hurting anyone.
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Isn't it?
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I'm the closing manager
at Mom Goods.
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I was injured when you got into
a fight with another customer
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over an apron that says
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"This is my wine bib."
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Luann, we're here for you.
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B-But being a funny wine mom
is my thing.
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I have absolutely nothing else
in my life.
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You like coffee, right?
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What if your new personality
was coffee?
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Coffee merch
doesn't get me there.
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Chocolate?
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"It's chocolate o'clock
somewhere"?
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That makes no sense, Bernice.
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How about "proud slut"?
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I love it!
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And here is
your very first merch.
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Goodbye, Malibu Stacy.
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Good luck, Malibu Stacy.
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Miss you already.
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Goodbye, all you think piece-
inspiring Malibu Stacys.
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I'm going to the real world
to find a little girl
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who loves me the most.
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I knew this day would co...
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And you're not here for me.
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Hi, Shauna!
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Um, who are you, freak?
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Besides a freaky freak,
you freak.
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I'm Malibu Stacy,
your Malibu Stacy.
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I came here
from Malibu Stacy Land
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because a real girl who
plays with me needs my help.
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And that's you, Shauna.
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You still play with dolls?
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No.
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It's okay to be complicated.
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As women, we can
encompass multitudes.
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Encompass my fist!
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Yeah, get her!
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Get out of here
and leave me alone, loser.
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I'm so sorry.
Meet me at home after school.
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We'll have a tea party.
I love you so much.
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You're not fighting me.
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You're fighting your fears
of growing up.
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All right, good night, Nelly.
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Mama, could you tell me a story?
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How about one from the Kingdom
of the Classy Ladies?
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Another one?
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Please, I never get
tired of their adventures.
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Well, once upon a time,
there was a beautiful princess
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named Muntzeena.
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And she loved to dance
with all of her friends
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atop the glittery stage of...
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Lord Tracksuit's Manor!
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One fine eve,
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a party of knights
of the Order of the Bachelor
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from the Valley of Silicon
were there,
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tossing much gold.
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Did they bring
a wizard with them
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who could control the weather?
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They sure did.
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And boy, boy,
did he make it rain.
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But treachery was in the air.
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As the evil Princess Rylee
with two Es
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stepped onto the stage,
bidding the troubadour play
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"Poureth Some Sugar Unto Me."
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But that's Princess Muntzeena's
frolicking ditty.
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- Rylee stole it!
- Indeed.
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And filled with righteous fury,
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Muntzeena removed
her magical Lucite heel
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and chucked it at Rylee's
stupid face.
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Princess Muntzeena didn't get
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docked two weeks' pay
again, did she?
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No. Because the keeper
of the door,
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Sir Gordo of the Latin Kings,
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is fair and wise
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and kind of into older broads.
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So he banished Princess Rylee
to the shift of the morn,
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when all the princes
are sleeping off
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last night's potions.
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Then King Nelson came in,
stole all the ducats
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and treated Muntzeena to lunch
at Krusty Burger.
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My hero.
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No, Mom, you're mine.
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Shut up.
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Fun fact about Jennifer Garner,
Marge:
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She'll take a night at home
with the kids
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over a Hollywood premiere
any day of the week.
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I told you that!
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I forgot the tampons.
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Can you go grab a box?
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Shh, the checkout stranger
can hear.
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They don't care what you buy.
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Just get the tampons.
We're in a hurry.
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That's a happy graduation card.
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It's not those things?
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I guess I'm bad at shopping.
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So you'll have to go get
those things.
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Fine.
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Stop right there, Marge.
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Don't play dumb, Homer.
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Do you even realize
all the embarrassing stuff
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your wife buys for you?
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Stop shaming me
in front of Hans Moleman.
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We're just getting started.
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Okay, okay, I'll do it!
I'll buy my wife tampons!
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Just tell me where they are.
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Breaking news.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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A ship carrying America's
entire supply of cigarettes
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has become lodged
in the Panama Canal.
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R, D, R, D, R, D.
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Do you think
the honking is helping?
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'Cause I don't!
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Experts say the cigarette
shortage could mean months
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before are restocked
and lungs re-blackened.
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I hope we have enough smokes
to last until this is over.
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I'm sure we'll be okay
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if we just pool
all our cigarettes.
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You know, share.
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Yeah. Share.
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Share the cigarettes.
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Thing is, I don't have any.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Liar!
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Busted!
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Addict!
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J'accuse!
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J'accuse you!
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- Aha!
- Aha!
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Hey there, handsome.
What's your name?
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Dr. Julius Hibbert.
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No, it's not.
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Remember, tonight we're
roleplaying as strangers,
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meeting for
a tawdry one-night stand
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that my therapist says will
reinvigorate our marriage.
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I'm a man of science,
not improv.
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Hmph.
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Okay, okay, I'll give it a try.
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Hello, stranger.
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Got any sexually-transmitted
diseases I should know about?
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My name is Laverne McCray.
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I'm a lingerie model.
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Well, we have that in common.
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You're a lingerie model?
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No, um, my name is also
Laverne McCray.
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I-I mean Maverne MacDoolittle?
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I'm a doc...
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Documentarian.
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Of motorcycles.
Which I race.
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For, pleasure.
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Maverne, you're just
full of surprises.
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Help! This man is choking!
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Is anyone here a doctor?
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Me, I'm a...
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I'm a-hoping you find
a doctor before it's too late.
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You want me to let a man die
to give our marriage a boost?
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It would be a start.
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My God, he's turning blue.
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I can help.
I-I'm a French neurosurgeon.
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No, he's not.
We're just roleplaying.
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You said if I stayed
in character, we could have sex.
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I took an oath, woman.
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I deserve passion!
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A sad scene.
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Remember, if you're
going to role-play,
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play it safe.
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This has been a message from
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the President's Council
on Marital Role-play,
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which does not exist
because I'm only pretending
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to be a spokesperson
to turn on the men in this bar.
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Role-play, baby. I dig it.
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Fireman Stu is hot for you.
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I caught one.
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We caught you, Luigi.
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You've been smuggling diamonds
inside your four-cheese gnocchi.
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Being caught with loaded
gnocchi is no "gn-jokey."
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I want-a my mamma!
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What you
should want is a lawyer.
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How's about-a both?
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It's-a not-a
looking a-good, Mamma.
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They gonna
send-a me away forever.
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Counselor Mamma,
your closing argument?
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Don't you dare
take-a my sweet, sweet, sweet
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baby boy to jail.
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You want to kill an old woman?
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No?
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Aw, thank you.
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You too skinny. Have some ziti.
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We find the defendant
not guilty.
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Next week,on the Mamma-At-Law...
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Civil forfeitures laws unfairly
discriminate against
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low income communities.
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You too skinny!
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I believe every great dish
is born of dreams.
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I'll often awaken
with a new creation
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fully formed in my head.
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Every morning,
I go to the farmer's market
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to get inspired.
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Each ingredient
becomes a character
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in the story of lunch.
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Today's story is I have 14 bucks
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and 500 kids to feed.
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Salt.
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Fat.
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Acid.
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Heat.
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No, thanks.
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I've eaten in restaurants
all over the world,
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and Lunch Lady Dora's
doing things
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I never thought
were possible... or legal.
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Someone needs to stop her.
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Maybe the government?
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When I present my food,
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I want it to evoke an emotion.
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Panic.
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If I wasn't a cook,
I'd probably be a painter
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or a novelist.
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Some other job where I could
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drink vodka from a mug
and knock off by 2:00.
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Narnia.
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All hail!
Our queen has returned!
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Woodland friends,
it is good to see you.
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How has the kingdom fared
in my absence?
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The realm is troubled, milady,
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and your wisdom
is much required.
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By royal decree, we command
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that the roads
of our kingdom be improved
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so that all may benefit.
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Whoa, who's gonna pay for that?
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Ooh, what about this?
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For every spell cast,
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we impose a tariff
of one gold piece.
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You're aware that that
unfairly targets witches, right?
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This is why so many of us
are moving to other kingdoms.
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Well, you want
better roads, right?
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And affordable housing?
So you can live closer to work?
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Yes, give it to us now.
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So, the money for all that
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has to come from somewhere.
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That's the kingdom's job.
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00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:33,765
What about
a property tax on moats?
260
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,582
Yeah, soak the rich.
261
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,602
That's your answer
to everything.
262
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,662
Calm down, my good people.
263
00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,681
You hear that?
She called us people!
264
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,590
That's racist!
265
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:45,276
Death to the tyrant!
266
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,670
Sorry, people!
I mean subjects!
267
00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:49,522
I mean... citizens?
268
00:15:50,358 --> 00:15:52,617
I can't even have fun
269
00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:54,702
in my dreams anymore.
270
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,687
So, hi.
271
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:07,298
This is my first time
on one of these sites.
272
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,525
I'm not really sure
how this works,
273
00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:13,362
but it's time to admit
that I'm lonely.
274
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:15,531
Janice passed away
six months ago,
275
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:18,643
and I'm finally ready
to open my heart
276
00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,461
to a new enemy.
277
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,723
We were at war for 50 years.
278
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:26,467
God, what a nemesis she was.
279
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:30,730
The most loathsome,
sorry excuse for a human being
280
00:16:30,806 --> 00:16:32,806
you ever met.
281
00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:34,475
May she burn in Hell.
282
00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:37,386
I know you're not supposed
to talk about your ex,
283
00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:40,439
but that relationship
is a part of me.
284
00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:44,651
Anyway, ever since
I spit on her ugly grave,
285
00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:46,395
I've been alone.
286
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:48,898
I'm looking for someone
in my rage bracket.
287
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,324
I'm not young.
288
00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:51,584
I don't have time to waste
289
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:54,420
exchanging
passive-aggressive emails,
290
00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:57,423
or shooting hostile stares
across a supermarket.
291
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,500
I'm looking for
a real commitment.
292
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,353
If you think that could be you,
reach out.
293
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,522
I just want
to make someone miserable
294
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:06,749
for the rest of
their worthless life.
295
00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:07,751
Hmph.
296
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,542
We interrupt this program
for an emergency broadcast.
297
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:27,453
A massive tsunami
is headed for Springfield.
298
00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,455
You have ten minutes
left to live...
299
00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:32,533
so if there's anything you
still need to do on this Earth,
300
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,718
now is the time.
301
00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:41,650
Howdy, Helen.
302
00:17:41,652 --> 00:17:44,562
Thought you didn't see...
303
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,566
Hey, there, Mrs. Lovej...
304
00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:51,644
Ooh!
305
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:57,483
Helen, are you okay?
306
00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:12,632
Did I do someth...
307
00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:16,652
I can die now.
308
00:18:18,656 --> 00:18:21,490
We have a clarification
to our previous warning.
309
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:24,493
A tsunami of savings
is approaching Springfield
310
00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:27,496
at Costington's
Red Tag Clearance.
311
00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:29,482
All is well, and on sale.
312
00:18:30,518 --> 00:18:31,734
It's a great hobby.
313
00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:35,671
Very, manly?
314
00:18:35,673 --> 00:18:36,839
I don't know...
315
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:38,765
Thanks. Yeah.
316
00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:39,992
I enjoy it.
317
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:49,352
Milhouse fell down.
318
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:50,519
I think he's okay,
319
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,463
but it looks like
the poor guy's about to...
320
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:57,593
Yes, sweet music to my wallet.
321
00:19:00,698 --> 00:19:02,623
Aw, I was so sure
it was gonna be Janey.
322
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,309
She's coming off
a two-sleepover weekend.
323
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:07,645
Doesn't betting on bad things
happening to children
324
00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:10,373
feel just a bit wrong?
325
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,391
I feel nothing,
and I'm fine with that.
326
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:14,710
Someone just fell off
the monkey bars.
327
00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:17,713
Willie, we need
an ID on the faller.
328
00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:19,490
It's Sheri.
329
00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:22,385
Yes! Yes!
330
00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:23,552
Correction,
331
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:25,496
the faller is Teri.
332
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,390
Repeat, Teri.
333
00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:29,392
Come to papa.
334
00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:31,485
I-I can't be a part of this.
335
00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:32,578
Oy,
336
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:35,489
shut up, you debt-ridden
chalk-sniffers.
337
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:38,401
We have a middle finger
on the playground.
338
00:19:38,419 --> 00:19:39,493
Who flipped the bird?
339
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,587
Come on, weird
foreign exchange student.
340
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:44,331
I cannot believe
I'm saying this.
341
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:47,760
The bird-flipper
is Lisa Simpson.
342
00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,580
Impossible. What were the odds?
343
00:19:51,582 --> 00:19:52,765
500 to one.
344
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:54,675
I'm so disappointed in you guys.
345
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,586
Or should I say, for you guys.
346
00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:58,738
Yoink.
347
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:01,590
Nice work.
348
00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:04,593
Pleasure doing business
with you.
349
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,740
Every story needs a hero.
350
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,467
Every hero has a beginning.
351
00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,661
Witness the rise of a legend.
352
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,656
You know, that
Jake from State Farm
353
00:20:50,808 --> 00:20:52,641
kind of does it for me.
354
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,660
You want to go upstairs?
355
00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:56,570
Yeah, all right.
356
00:21:29,438 --> 00:21:30,438
Shh!
357
00:21:30,518 --> 00:21:32,518
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