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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,083 --> 00:00:36,708 Andy, come on. 2 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:55,500 What?! 3 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:57,292 What do you want?! 4 00:00:57,667 --> 00:00:59,167 My cat. 5 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:00,333 We were playing in the back-- 6 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,875 -Where?! -He got stuck in the tree. 7 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,250 I told you kids a hundred times! 8 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:06,083 Stay away from my yard! 9 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:09,167 I can't see a damn thing. 10 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:11,708 Yeah, we think he's hurt. 11 00:01:12,292 --> 00:01:13,625 Are you seeing this? 12 00:01:13,958 --> 00:01:15,167 There ain't no cat! 13 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:16,417 Run! 14 00:01:16,875 --> 00:01:18,083 Oh, my God, he's so mad. 15 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,375 -Andy! -Bryce? 16 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:20,583 Please, Andy, help! 17 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:21,542 Please, help me! 18 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:22,500 Bryce! 19 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,292 Andy! 20 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:46,708 Did you leave the camera on? 21 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:48,792 I'm not an idiot, Tom. 22 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,375 You ready? 23 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,333 Yep. 24 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:56,292 Okay. 25 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:03,500 What's up everybody? 26 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:06,750 It's the Amazing Andy back at it again with another epic video. 27 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:09,833 As always, remember to like and subscribe 'cause we're 28 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:21,000 {\an8}Prank! 29 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:23,250 Tom just got Mean Spirited! 30 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,500 All my wonderful Mean Spiriters, 31 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,375 I've got some exciting news for you. 32 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,125 {\an8}But first, new gear. 33 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,583 {\an8}On the website this Friday. 34 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:43,708 This Friday. 35 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:44,667 Good. 36 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:45,833 Now, the main course. 37 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,500 Last week, I got an email from someone 38 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:49,833 who I haven't heard from in two years. 39 00:02:49,958 --> 00:02:52,667 He's an old friend of the channel who you know and love. 40 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:53,625 Bryce Levy. 41 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,083 Thunderman himself. 42 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,583 The gang and I are heading to his new house 43 00:02:57,708 --> 00:02:59,667 on the Poconos for a weekend of debauchery. 44 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:02,583 For those of you who aren't familiar, 45 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:05,542 Bryce and I actually started this very channel. 46 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:09,167 Before he lost weight and his acne cleared up he was my 47 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,333 Yeah, he was my best friend. 48 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,667 Now, he's a sellout and a fake. 49 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:15,833 Oh, you don't believe me? 50 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:17,000 See for yourselves. 51 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:19,750 Can I actually fly through a glass window unharmed? 52 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:22,958 Bryce Levy can't, but Thunderman can. 53 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:23,958 Right? 54 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,375 What a douche! 55 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:26,458 Thunderman can. 56 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:27,542 Dude, who talks like that? 57 00:03:27,667 --> 00:03:29,000 Seriously. Nobody! 58 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,792 When you've known Bryce as long as I have, man, 59 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:32,500 you can tell when he's putting on a face. 60 00:03:32,958 --> 00:03:35,083 I guess, what, money can't hide everything. 61 00:03:35,292 --> 00:03:37,500 Even in LA when there's new faces on every corner. 62 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:40,000 Hashtag, you know, plastic surgery! 63 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:40,958 Plastic surgery! 64 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,042 Look, I'm gonna get real with you. 65 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:43,125 Bryce and I have been best friends 66 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:45,542 since four years old, dude, four? 67 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,583 Diapers, man. 68 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:49,583 And now no calls, no texts. 69 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:51,083 Dude doesn't even follow me on Insta. 70 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:55,333 {\an8}Look, it's his loss though, right? 71 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:57,417 Because this weekend I'm gonna get to the bottom 72 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:59,125 of why he ghosted his friends and sold 73 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:00,958 his soul for a ticket to Hollywood. 74 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:03,917 In honor of reaching 35,000 followers 75 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,083 {\an8}I'm making my first ever vlogumentary. 76 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:08,833 -What, we are? -Yeah. 77 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,375 Get ready for an exclusive inside look 78 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,208 at how fame and success corrupts your mind. 79 00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:17,041 I'm calling it "The Deterioration of Bryce and Andrew." 80 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,083 With that, I'd like to thank our Patreon 81 00:04:19,208 --> 00:04:20,875 supporters for making this channel possible. 82 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,667 As a reminder, all new supporters of the channel 83 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,292 will get a sexy video from Tom. 84 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:25,667 No, no. 85 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,417 I'm just gonna be the one filming everything. 86 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:29,375 Lame! 87 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,667 One day we'll see Tom's freaky side come out. 88 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:32,708 I just know it. 89 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:35,250 {\an8}Until then, we are Mean Spirited. 90 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:36,417 {\an8}Subscribe! 91 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:55,125 What you up to, Tom? 92 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,083 How's it going? 93 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:58,292 Hey, I've been packing the car for 45 minutes. 94 00:04:58,417 --> 00:04:59,417 What have you been up to? 95 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:01,250 Well, my Hot Pocket exploded 96 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:02,542 in the microwave, Tom. 97 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:03,750 Loosen up, dude. 98 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:04,917 Seriously, try to have some fun this weekend. 99 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,625 I'm fun, I'm loose. 100 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:09,125 I'm "loose ma-goose", man. 101 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:13,167 I'll be even looser after I have a few niners tonight. 102 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:16,167 {\an8}-What? -Niners, like nine percent? 103 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,333 The guy at the beer store called them niners. 104 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:19,708 Cute. 105 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,292 The bag come with the beers? 106 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:22,875 Oh, my gosh, it's Nikki's! 107 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,333 Right, Nikki. 108 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:25,542 Tom's imaginary girlfriend. 109 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:27,708 You're literally the only one who hasn't met her. 110 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,417 She's the one responsible for plucking 111 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:32,500 -my delicate little flower, oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 112 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:36,917 {\an8}One-two-three-four-five-six-seven. 113 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,917 Alright folks, I think we razzed Tom enough for now. 114 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,000 We out, baby! 115 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,292 Off to the Poconos! 116 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:57,792 Oh, Joey. 117 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,708 Tom shared that buffalo chicken dip recipe with me. 118 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:01,875 Oh, my God. 119 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,458 We made it every day last week, right? 120 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:05,083 Nice, yeah. 121 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,042 I just got really high watching Cowboy Bebop 122 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,792 and threw half my fridge in a crockpot. 123 00:06:08,917 --> 00:06:09,750 I love that. 124 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,083 You guys should turn that into a show actually. 125 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,208 "Cooking With Joey." 126 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:17,667 I'm just saying, it might take 127 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:18,917 the channel to the nice level. 128 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:21,958 I don't know if we'd have time for that, 129 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,708 but yeah, it could be fun. 130 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:25,333 He's intimidated. 131 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:29,792 So you two seem to be hitting it off. 132 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,667 Don't force it, Tom. 133 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:32,875 I'm not forcing anything! 134 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,125 But yes, we're best friends now. 135 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,125 Right, Joey? 136 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,667 This is nice. 137 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:42,292 Is your friend a doctor or something? 138 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:43,667 God no, he's a bartender. 139 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:45,167 He lives in that fucking thing. 140 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:47,083 Hey, Dew! Let's go, man! 141 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:53,667 Baby! 142 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,417 Oh yeah. 143 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,125 What you up to? 144 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:00,708 What's up? 145 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:03,750 I'm gonna literally fucking kill someone this weekend. 146 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:05,042 Good to see you. 147 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:06,000 How have you been? 148 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:08,625 Who the fuck are you? 149 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:10,958 Dew, this is Nikki. My girlfriend. 150 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:12,292 You guys are right, he is charming. 151 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:13,667 You two ding dongs meet 152 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:14,958 -in church or something? -No. 153 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,667 Dew, no, for the last time, 154 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,125 I haven't been to church in like a year. 155 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,750 -I'm a heathen now, remember? -Oh, nice. 156 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:21,708 So y'all are gonna be boning all weekend. 157 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:23,167 I told you he was gonna be like this. 158 00:07:23,292 --> 00:07:24,125 Why do we even invite him? 159 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,208 Hey, fuck you, Tom! 160 00:07:26,375 --> 00:07:28,333 It was supposed to be a guys weekend, okay? 161 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:30,167 It's gonna be lame having chicks around the men. 162 00:07:30,292 --> 00:07:32,000 -No. -What about Joey? 163 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:32,958 Joey doesn't count. 164 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,667 She's cooler than either of these chodes. 165 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,125 -Shut up, dude, and get in. -Fucking yes, Andy. 166 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,083 Come on. 167 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,292 -Watch the shoes! -Okay, Jesus! 168 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,375 Carrots make your dick smaller! 169 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,125 Tom, put your seatbelt on. 170 00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:58,292 Yes, dear. 171 00:07:58,625 --> 00:07:59,833 -Let's show them. -Dew! 172 00:08:00,042 --> 00:08:01,208 -Stop. -What? 173 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:02,833 It doesn't make any sense! 174 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,083 We're outside! 175 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:07,042 I know you know that I'm not perfect 176 00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:09,000 Not even close but still 177 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:13,042 I'll be the one who hangs on this 178 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:16,083 -Alright, quick stop y'all. -Holy shit. 179 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:18,625 This place is a shithole. 180 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,917 Dew, come on. Hurry up, man. 181 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:26,250 No way, dude. 182 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:27,625 Tom, you see this? 183 00:08:29,875 --> 00:08:30,708 Look at this guy. 184 00:08:32,582 --> 00:08:33,792 Oh, my God. 185 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:34,832 Wow! 186 00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:36,042 Oh, wow, he can play a priest, 187 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:39,207 a cowboy, a pharaoh, or a ninja. 188 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:40,582 Okay, talk about range. 189 00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:42,582 Marlow Bookman. 190 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,458 Professionally trained actor. 191 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:49,167 Suited for your birthday, wedding, and funeral needs. 192 00:08:49,542 --> 00:08:50,375 What do you think? 193 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:52,042 Don't mind if I do, Mr. Bookman. 194 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:53,042 Thank you. 195 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,250 In fact, I'll take a couple. 196 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:57,625 The Union Resort has everything your heart desires. 197 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:00,750 From horseback riding to wine making. 198 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,500 From sleeping in to sleeping in. 199 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:09,625 It's romantic and full of adventure. 200 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,708 You only get one life. 201 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:14,042 So live yours a little more with us. 202 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:15,917 Today. 203 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:22,625 That was terrifying. 204 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,083 That was amazing. 205 00:09:24,292 --> 00:09:26,583 Yeah, terrifyingly amazing. 206 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,083 You have such good taste, Joe. 207 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:29,542 Folks! 208 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:31,750 That's why you never eat sushi from a gas station. 209 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:33,500 Unless you're a fucking champ. 210 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:36,375 So my brothers moved upstate a few years ago 211 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,458 and my sister lives in Portland, Maine. 212 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:40,500 And they're all married with kids which is fine, 213 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:43,208 but I'm just trying to have a good time right now. 214 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:44,750 Yeah, same here. 215 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:46,833 I guess that's why we keep Tom around. 216 00:09:48,292 --> 00:09:50,000 Just don't hurt him okay? 217 00:09:50,292 --> 00:09:51,500 He's our delicate little flower. 218 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,792 Oh! 219 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:55,708 God, please, go away. 220 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:56,958 Please, please go away! 221 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:58,792 Hey. 222 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,125 What's on the car? 223 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,417 Oh, shit! 224 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:02,833 Check it out. 225 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,083 Nice. 226 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:10,708 What is it? 227 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:11,667 Bloody postcard. 228 00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:12,625 Let me see this. 229 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:13,833 Yeah, this wasn't me. 230 00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,458 Never know when to stop do you? 231 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,583 Dude, why would I smear blood on my own van, man? 232 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,667 To throw us off. 233 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:22,542 -Yeah, true, but still, I didn't do it. -I don't want it, fucking 234 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:23,833 That's what I love about you, Andy. 235 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,083 You're stubborn. 236 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,500 Just like me. 237 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:28,167 There's someone watching us. 238 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,042 Whoa, can we help you? 239 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:36,917 Stop, man! 240 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,333 Fucking relax, guys! 241 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,625 It's the Poconos, baby! 242 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,125 -These people are freaks. -Stop. 243 00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:45,250 Can you stop? You're freaking us out! 244 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,208 Crazy that didn't work. 245 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,667 Let's just get out of here. 246 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:54,625 Did you film that? 247 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:55,583 That was fucked up. 248 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:57,750 Alright, let's go. 249 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:03,417 I'm telling you guys, it was at her sweet-sixteen. 250 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:05,625 Her parents went to pay the bill 251 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,333 and she snuck her hand down my pants. 252 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:11,958 And the rest, as they say, is laundry. 253 00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:14,333 'Cause I had to wash my jeans after. 254 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,167 -Bullshit. -Disgusting. 255 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,458 You got a handjob from Christine Rooney? 256 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:19,875 Hell yeah, brother. Who didn't? 257 00:11:20,042 --> 00:11:21,208 No, he's lying. 258 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,417 Oh, sorry. 259 00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:24,167 Story's not clean enough for you, Tom? 260 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,250 Your stories aren't clean enough 261 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,167 for the bathroom floor, okay? 262 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,625 Nikki, as the newest member to this group of bad asses. 263 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,750 -Oh, my fucking God. -What is it that you do for a living? 264 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:33,750 I'm an actor. 265 00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,958 -Oh. -But during the day I work at a law firm. 266 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,917 Oh, cool, one of our friends is an actor. 267 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:41,833 -Oh, my God, no way. -Yes, yes, he's who we're going to see. 268 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,708 -Wait, are you serious? -Yes. 269 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:47,000 -Did Tom not tell you? -She's fucking with you, dumbass. 270 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,500 Make her cry. 271 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,583 -It's called acting. -I'm sorry. 272 00:11:50,708 --> 00:11:52,667 -That was easy. -That was way too easy. 273 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,875 I can't believe you guys are friends with Bryce Levy. 274 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,208 That guy's like a zillionaire. 275 00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:59,500 A zillionaire who wet the bed till he was 13. 276 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,500 Andy's just a tiny bit jealous of course. 277 00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:02,833 Yeah, just a little. 278 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,292 -I'm not jealous. -Fuck off, Joey. 279 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:07,667 Boom! 280 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,583 Joey look at this. One new subscriber. 281 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:10,917 Someone who follows me for my content. 282 00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:12,000 Not my six pack. 283 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,708 Amazing Andy ain't jealous of shit, thank you very much. 284 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:15,750 Clearly. 285 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:19,167 You sure you're gonna be alright this weekend, man? 286 00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:20,125 Me? 287 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,083 Yeah! 288 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,167 I'm good, baby! 289 00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:23,125 I'm peachy! 290 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,833 Don't worry everybody, Andrew's peachy. 291 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:26,792 Like the time his remote mysterious crashed 292 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:29,333 into the wall during Bryce's MTV Movie Awards speech. 293 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,708 -No! -Or the time he was throwing tomatoes 294 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:32,875 at the Thunderman billboard 295 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,333 and he said he was sleepwalking. 296 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,375 Or how about when he uploaded that 40-minute video 297 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,625 of him just crying and screaming. 298 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:40,958 Bryce! 299 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,000 -Bryce! -Bryce! 300 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,708 Guys, stop! 301 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:45,875 I'm good. 302 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Oh, shit! 303 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,000 It's that creepy hotel from the bloody postcard. 304 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,708 Really? How can you tell? 305 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:51,792 Because I have it right here. 306 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,958 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 307 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,667 -Joey, that's just weird! -Why would you keep that 308 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,125 -Why do you have that? -Stop! 309 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,042 Wow! 310 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,958 Wow. 311 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,208 Wow. 312 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,333 Thomas Kelly, cameraman extraordinaire, 313 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,542 recovering from his harrowing battle with Christianity. 314 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:24,667 Get that out of my face, come on. 315 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:25,833 Come on, let's do a quick intro. 316 00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:27,792 This place is sick. 317 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:28,917 Right. 318 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:29,875 What's up, Mean Spiriters? 319 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,458 We've arrived at famous actor Bryce Levy's monster home. 320 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,375 Get ready for three days inside the belly of the beast. 321 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,667 Please tell me you didn't bring your stupid camera this weekend. 322 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,708 Please, tell me you brought a shirt this weekend. 323 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:44,708 It's hot out, man. 324 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,750 I'm fixing the plumbing. Seriously Tom, ditch the camera, dude. 325 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,917 -You won't notice, man. -It's a little vlogumentary. 326 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,250 How are you, man? 327 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,792 It's been too long! 328 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:54,750 My God! 329 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,042 Yeah, no, I missed you guys. 330 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,000 Wow! 331 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,833 -Look at him. -This weekend is gonna be amazing. 332 00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:00,167 -Yeah. -I'm gonna shower real quick 333 00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:01,125 and then we'll head out. 334 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,583 -Make yourselves at home. -Alright. 335 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:07,792 Try not to drool too much. 336 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,167 What? No. He's not even my type. 337 00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:12,750 -Absolutely not. -Don't worry, I won't tell Tom 338 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,125 you've got the hots for Thunderman. 339 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,167 He probably does too. 340 00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:17,292 You trained every day for six months? 341 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:18,667 It's like a washboard. 342 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:19,750 Tom, are you good? 343 00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:22,083 Yeah, yeah, sorry. No, no, I'm just impressed. 344 00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,708 -It's impressive. -Bryce, this place is fantastic. 345 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:26,875 Thank you. 346 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,958 I love all the crazy Jesus stuff. 347 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,583 It's a bit much even for me. 348 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,208 Oh, guys, just a reminder, septic is clogged. 349 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,167 So, number ones only. 350 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,208 There's an outhouse in the back. 351 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,292 What about in the sink? 352 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:38,542 -No! -Tom. 353 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:39,958 Let's go. 354 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,667 I think you should take this room. 355 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,042 And I 356 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,875 will take this very room. 357 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:01,708 Never mind. 358 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,042 Probably a sex dungeon of sorts. 359 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,375 Tom, you have any thoughts about this? 360 00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:07,917 What? It's a locked room, who cares? 361 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:09,667 Yeah, exactly, man. That's why we gotta check it out. 362 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,208 He's probably hiding kinky shit in here. 363 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,792 Yeah, tons of kinky shit. 364 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,958 Same old Andy. 365 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,917 Can't help but pry into everyone's business. 366 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,875 Just "joshin". 367 00:15:19,292 --> 00:15:20,792 Come on, drop your shit. Let's go grab a beer. 368 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,833 Alright, before anyone asks, I just wanted 369 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,958 to mention that I'll be off my diet this weekend, okay? 370 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,667 I'm down 20 L-Bees. 371 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:34,417 But on Monday, back to eating like Thunderman. 372 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,667 I don't know if you've noticed, but I was eating 373 00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:39,083 -carrots earlier instead of chips. -Nice. 374 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,792 Hey! Another round of piss, please! 375 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,208 This place is interesting, Bryce. 376 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,000 Charming yet rustic. 377 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:50,792 Yeah. I mean it's a shithole, but I love it. 378 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,792 Aren't you afraid someone will recognize you? 379 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,792 People here don't really watch much TV honestly, 380 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:59,208 so it's kind of the perfect place to get away. 381 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,375 Some peace and quiet. 382 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:03,208 Gosh Bryce, when's the last time we even saw you, man? 383 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,167 I feel like it's been forever. 384 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:06,083 It was probably Oktoberfest two years ago. 385 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,542 Right before Bryce fell off the face of the Earth. 386 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,250 -Sorry, Andy. -Maybe they can reschedule 387 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,208 the Emmys next year. 388 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,542 -Well, maybe they can. -I don't know. 389 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:14,625 Yeah, totally. 390 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,208 No, yeah, look, I'm sorry. 391 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,917 I know, I've been a bit of a flake lately. 392 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:21,417 It just feels like I'm barely living 393 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:22,917 my own life these days honestly. 394 00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:23,875 Oh, yeah, sure. 395 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,583 -You've been busy. -I mean it's understandable. 396 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,208 -Yeah, I have -Tell me. 397 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,167 But that being said, that is why 398 00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:31,792 I bought a house so close to home. 399 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,375 So, I can reconnect with all my old friends. 400 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,167 You miss us that much? 401 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:37,958 Just you, Andy. 402 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,250 I came back just for you. 403 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,333 -So cute! -So gay. 404 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,000 Don't say that, Dew. 405 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,500 It's fine to say. 406 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,083 -Oh! You do that on purpose, tough guy? -Dude! 407 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,042 Okay. 408 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,125 You should go back to Jersey, you trash tourists. 409 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,500 Hey, Jersey? 410 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,833 This is America, motherfucker! 411 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,167 This is not how you treat a veteran of the Iraq War! 412 00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,292 -Fuck off, Tom. -Hey, okay. 413 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:01,625 I think it was just an accident, right? 414 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:02,708 Yeah. 415 00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,000 -An accident. -Awesome. 416 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,458 You're good man, come on. 417 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,458 Have a seat. 418 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:08,916 Alright, moving on. 419 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,208 Cheers, everybody. 420 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:16,083 To a weekend, full of adventure. 421 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,416 -Cheers. -Cheers. 422 00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:18,958 Another round, butterfingers! 423 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,583 Shoot. 424 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:26,708 What's up? 425 00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:28,083 Do you have any shoes in that bag? 426 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,000 Did I pack my hiking boots in here? 427 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,625 Let's see, I don't know 428 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,458 What the hell is this? 429 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,583 -It's old. -My mom, probably stuck it in there. 430 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:38,542 It's 431 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,083 she thinks Andy's a bad influence, so. 432 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,500 Looks like mom was right. 433 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:47,083 -Crap. -I didn't mean anything but 434 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,500 I just thought, you know 435 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,250 You just thought what? That we'd have sex 436 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,750 and then you'd just show off to all your friends? 437 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,875 No not at all. 438 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,958 I just, I meant like 439 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,417 I'm kidding. 440 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:02,958 I think it's cute you thought ahead. 441 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,042 We'll see. 442 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,125 Okay. 443 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,625 -We'll see. -Yeah. 444 00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,458 I don't want your friends to hear us or whatever. 445 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:10,500 Hear us? 446 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:13,000 Oh yeah, hear us, yeah. 447 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,708 Well, don't worry about them. 448 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,042 They're all extremely mature. 449 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:17,792 Hello? 450 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:18,917 Christine, yeah, hi. 451 00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,750 It's Dew and Andy from Watchung Hills. 452 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,375 Was just hoping you could settle something. 453 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,125 Did you give me a 454 00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,208 handjob at your sweet-sixteen? 455 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:33,667 Christine? 456 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,333 Grow up, Dew. 457 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,292 -She didn't say no! -You are so pathetic, dude. 458 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:42,833 -Seriously, you're fucking disgusting. -Oh, my God, you and I are like, 459 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:44,417 the exact same person, Andy. 460 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:47,250 After the fire, they searched the place for hours 461 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:51,000 and ended up finding ten bodies lining the walls of the hotel. 462 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,042 With all of their hands missing. 463 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,333 Oh, gross. 464 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,625 Who would want someone's hands? 465 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:57,750 Nobody knows. 466 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,708 But I just imagine there's some guy somewhere with a closet. 467 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,042 -Full of hands! -Jesus. 468 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,458 -I got you. -Did you mean to hide your hands? 469 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,000 I don't know. 470 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,333 -Tom, let me film something. -What? 471 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,125 No, you literally have peanut butter on your fingers. 472 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,375 I'll be careful. 473 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,208 No, you don't have that capability. 474 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,500 At least wash your hands. 475 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,042 Sorry. 476 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,458 I ran next door to grab some wood. 477 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,250 My neighbors always have a huge pile. 478 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:26,375 Okay, can we do this already? I'm starting to fade. 479 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,167 Do what? 480 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,708 An abomination. 481 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,542 The scariest, most evil thing man has ever created. 482 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,083 Ouija. It's Ouija. 483 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,167 Hands in the middle. 484 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:46,542 Will we have a yummy dinner tonight? 485 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:47,792 -Listen -Oh no. 486 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,458 -Oh, wow! -Wow! 487 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,167 -Damn! -Good question, Tom. 488 00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:54,167 Has Tom ever had sex? 489 00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:55,875 Oh! 490 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,208 Oh! Shit, dude. 491 00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,583 -Sorry, Nikki. -I got one. 492 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,167 -Who here lied about -Yeah. 493 00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:02,792 getting a handjob at a sweet sixteen. 494 00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:03,750 Oh! 495 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:04,708 That's not me. 496 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,208 We called, it's 497 00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:08,167 Okay, fuck this. This is bullshit. 498 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,083 -Whatever. -Hey Bryce, you want to ask something? 499 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,875 No, you know that I don't. 500 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,542 That's probably why you chose to play this game. 501 00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:16,958 Holey moley. 502 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,083 Are you seeing this? 503 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,417 Joe, you messing with the board, dude? 504 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:20,583 Obviously not. 505 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,250 Ouija board, who here controls you? 506 00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:25,542 Andy. Stop, dude. 507 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,042 Is Bryce hiding something? 508 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,167 Fucking stop. 509 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,458 -Is he even our friend anymore? -Oh, God. 510 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,000 Andy, seriously. 511 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,917 Fucking stop. 512 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,083 Did he ditch us all to join 513 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,000 -a crazy Hollywood sex cult? -I said fucking stop! 514 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,875 Dude, what is your problem, man? 515 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,292 You, fuckface. 516 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:45,292 Dude, it was a fucking prank, Thunderman! 517 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,042 Fucking. 518 00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,667 -Now's my chance. -I gotta take a shit. 519 00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:50,625 Don't tell Bryce. 520 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,875 No, dude! 521 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,125 I swear, if you break it I will break your face! 522 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,708 A ranger out in the open. 523 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,583 A stone cold killer. 524 00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:12,417 And then Andy, just put in 525 00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,333 some badass gunshots or something. 526 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,083 Oh, shit. 527 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,042 Fuck. 528 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,208 Jesus. 529 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,208 Come on, baby. 530 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,292 Come on, baby. 531 00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:36,958 Come on, baby, yeah! 532 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:38,792 It flushed. 533 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:40,792 Thank you, Jesus! 534 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,125 Oh! Fuck. 535 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,750 What the fuck? 536 00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:52,625 Hey Bryce? 537 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,833 Bryce? 538 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:03,958 Bryce, I went to pee and a little doody came out. 539 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,458 It flushed though, so no big deal. 540 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,583 We were just screwing around, dude. 541 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:13,667 He's gotta learn to take a joke. 542 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,667 Maybe, but I mean you're kind of being a prick, dude. 543 00:22:18,042 --> 00:22:18,875 Okay? 544 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,792 Just try to chill out. 545 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,000 I'm gonna grab a beer. You want one? 546 00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:28,250 No. 547 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:29,750 Okay. 548 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,375 What the fuck? 549 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,708 Oh, my God! 550 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:13,750 {\an8}End of an era. 551 00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:15,375 {\an8}Any last words? 552 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,625 {\an8}Are you serious, dude? 553 00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:17,958 {\an8}You're leaving right now and you didn't feel 554 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:19,833 {\an8}the need to tell your best fucking friend, man? 555 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,083 Well, I'm telling you right now. 556 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,333 So what, the channel can just rot? 557 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:27,333 Can you stop filming me, dude? 558 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:29,000 I know what it's like. 559 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,792 Your worst moment seen on camera. 560 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:32,833 I figured you'd want the footage, no? 561 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,125 Here you go, come on. 562 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,167 Erase it if you want. 563 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,042 We both know you won't though. 564 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:54,625 Thunderman out. 565 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:26,667 {\an8}-Out of curiosity, -Okay, great 566 00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:27,750 {\an8}how did you hear about my work? 567 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:29,292 {\an8}Yeah, just from a flyer. 568 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:30,708 {\an8}Right. How many outfits will you need? 569 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:33,125 {\an8}So just the priest outfit actually because 570 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:34,583 {\an8}we're recreating an exorcism scene 571 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:36,667 {\an8}-for like a vlogumentary. -I love a good exorcism. 572 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:37,917 {\an8}Oh, this is fantastic. 573 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,000 {\an8}-You know, I was doing -Great! 574 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:39,958 {\an8}-this show last summer, -Okay. 575 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:41,958 {\an8}Shakespeare in the park, and it was interrupted 576 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:43,208 {\an8}-by this-- -See you tomorrow night! 577 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:44,750 Fucking loser. 578 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,208 Okay, yeah. 579 00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:50,000 Oh, shit, editor's note, cut the call. 580 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,542 -And start it here. -What's up guys? 581 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:53,792 Coming in hot! 582 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,208 Bryce Levy's house, day two. 583 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,083 Last night was good. 584 00:24:58,542 --> 00:25:00,750 As you can see, Bryce clearly has some issues. 585 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,292 Dude! 586 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,875 I wasn't able to get all the answers I was looking for. 587 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,417 Must be all that Thunderman armor he's got built up. 588 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,458 But today's a new day. 589 00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:12,417 Now lightning may strike first, 590 00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:13,792 -but Bryce-- -What are you doing? 591 00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:17,167 Just jogging. 592 00:25:17,292 --> 00:25:18,625 Jogging, doing a vlog. 593 00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:19,625 You good? 594 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:21,042 Yeah. 595 00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:23,458 Sorry for snapping at you last night. 596 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:27,500 It's fine, you know we were drinking a lot and 597 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:28,833 You heading out or something? 598 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:29,958 What? 599 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:30,958 You heading out? 600 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,167 Yeah, I'm gonna go run and grab some eggs. 601 00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:38,875 Can't believe we ran out. 602 00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:42,750 Weird. 603 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:46,375 {\an8}Breakfast of champions. 604 00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:47,667 {\an8}Right here. 605 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:56,208 Wha 606 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:58,458 {\an8}Why? 607 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:01,292 {\an8}This young lassie here has a big day ahead of her. 608 00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:03,417 {\an8}She's gonna need the strength. 609 00:26:06,458 --> 00:26:08,000 {\an8}Oh, my God! 610 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,917 {\an8}Oh God, what is it? 611 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:14,167 {\an8}Andy you motherfucking piece of shit, I'm gonna kill you! 612 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:15,333 {\an8}He's a big boy. 613 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,750 {\an8}Which means he needs twice the protein. 614 00:26:35,958 --> 00:26:37,042 Oh, my God. 615 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:41,125 Good morning, Andrew. 616 00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:45,000 Did I miss breakfast? 617 00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:49,208 So, the story is I was at the mall with my friend. 618 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,875 I was looking for a new perfume. 619 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:51,833 And Tom-- 620 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,417 And I was buying new Ray-Bans. 621 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:55,792 I wanted to utilize my five percent cash back. 622 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:57,167 You live quite the life, Tom. 623 00:26:57,292 --> 00:26:58,583 Thank you. 624 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,583 I was fucked up last night! 625 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:03,167 Hope no one took advantage of me, right Tom? 626 00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:04,917 -Yeah. -Are you inferring 627 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:06,250 Tom assaulted you? 628 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,250 Yeah. 629 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,333 That's offensive. 630 00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:09,542 Don't worry about him. 631 00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:10,833 Are you okay, man? 632 00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:12,458 We heard some weird noises last night 633 00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:14,917 like you were laughing over and over again. 634 00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,458 I don't fucking know, Tom, because I was 635 00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:20,125 blacked out 'cause I'm not a fucking pussy. 636 00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,917 -Okay. -Jo, can you pass the eggs? 637 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:23,750 We're heading out soon dude, so eat quick. 638 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:27,083 Andy, I will do my Tae Bo workout 639 00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:29,500 and then I will be ready to go. 640 00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:32,542 Diet's off, but I've gotta keep these babies toned! 641 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:33,750 -Oh my -Jesus. 642 00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:36,500 -Dude. -Tae Bo, baby. 643 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:37,583 Morning! 644 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:38,625 -Morning. -Good morning. 645 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,875 We're leaving in 30 minutes, so pack a swimsuit will you? 646 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,167 Okay, buddy. 647 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:44,250 I'm gonna shower real quick if that's okay with you. 648 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,708 Okay? Thunderman out. 649 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:47,125 See you guys soon. Alright. 650 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,375 Hey, are you guys good after last night? 651 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,833 -Yeah, baby. -We're peachy. 652 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,375 We're fine, just 653 00:27:54,917 --> 00:27:56,125 Just take it easy this week, okay? 654 00:27:56,292 --> 00:27:57,500 Yeah, no more egg pranks. 655 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:59,208 I still have that nasty goo on me. 656 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,833 -Nice. -See, Dew thought it was hilarious. 657 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:06,833 What was hilarious? 658 00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:08,292 The eggs. 659 00:28:08,792 --> 00:28:09,958 They're mad about the eggs. 660 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,917 Didn't you think it was funny? 661 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:23,042 Be my Be my airplane 662 00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:27,500 Be my Be my lost control 663 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:31,208 There's this little banquet hall inside 664 00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,750 that burned down during a wedding. 665 00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:34,792 And now it's haunted by the bride and groom. 666 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,292 Wait, I don't get it. 667 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:39,375 Why are you so obsessed with sneaking into haunted places? 668 00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:43,875 Because it's "romantic and full of adventure." 669 00:28:45,042 --> 00:28:46,292 Like the guy in the video! 670 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:47,417 That's funny, Jo. 671 00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:49,750 Tom! Let me get some shots for the hiking montage. 672 00:28:50,292 --> 00:28:52,458 You know, like fast music, throwing leaves, come on. 673 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,375 Excuse me, excuse me, beep, beep. 674 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,167 Yeah, like fast music, 675 00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:57,583 throwing leaves, doing shit like that. 676 00:28:57,708 --> 00:29:00,375 Maybe like in slow-mo or like widescreen bars or something? 677 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:01,333 I don't know. 678 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:04,333 Montage, baby! 679 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,542 Yeah! 680 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,583 Fuck, they're in the trees! 681 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:12,750 No. 682 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:14,958 {\an8}Wow! 683 00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:19,417 Good? That was good, right? 684 00:29:20,167 --> 00:29:21,125 Come on. 685 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:23,167 -Move it! -Nice cartwheel, man. 686 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:24,125 Thank you. 687 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:25,083 Good. 688 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:27,583 And oh, too cool for school over here? What's going on, dude? 689 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:29,375 Sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your epic video. 690 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,792 Oh, well that's impossible 'cause actually you weren't in the video, so. 691 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,125 Oh, yeah, wait, how's living with your parents again? 692 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,500 It's pretty good to me. 693 00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:36,458 -I don't know, it's pretty fucking good. -Yeah. 694 00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:37,625 -Yeah, cool. -Yeah, cool, brother. 695 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:38,792 -Cool. -Cool. 696 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:41,708 Peachy? 697 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:44,292 Eat my ass, dude. 698 00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:03,792 Bryce! 699 00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:06,208 Wasn't set up yet, dude! 700 00:30:07,208 --> 00:30:08,667 Dude, don't even get near me, dude. 701 00:30:08,792 --> 00:30:10,000 -Don't even, don't. -Tom. 702 00:30:10,167 --> 00:30:11,583 -I'm not, I won't. -I'm serious. 703 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,167 Leave him alone, Dew. 704 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:16,333 -Come on, I'm just trying to help him. -I'm fine. 705 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:17,792 -He's fine. -I'm fine. 706 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:20,542 He's gonna jump down and be with Nikki 707 00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:21,875 and her new boyfriend Bryce. 708 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,583 Shut up! Everybody just shut up! 709 00:30:26,208 --> 00:30:27,375 Baby! 710 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:33,792 Fun day at the falls with our friends vinegar and antacid. 711 00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:41,917 Coming Tom? 712 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:45,042 Andy, what are you doing? 713 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:54,583 Hey Tom, you nailed that landing, man. 714 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:56,292 Okay, Dew, can you give him some space please? 715 00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:58,708 What the hell happened? Andrew snuck up on me. 716 00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:01,083 -I missed the whole thing. -Andy, you do this? 717 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,792 One of your stupid fucking pranks? 718 00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:03,792 No, dude. 719 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,125 Okay? I 720 00:31:05,542 --> 00:31:07,083 -I was trying to scare him, but I- -What? 721 00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:10,167 The Amazing Andy couldn't help himself and almost gets his best friend killed. 722 00:31:10,917 --> 00:31:12,458 Got it, cool. 723 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,458 I was up there. 724 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,333 On the edge and 725 00:31:21,542 --> 00:31:22,375 It was like 726 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,167 It felt like something was pulling me. 727 00:31:25,292 --> 00:31:26,208 Did you see anything? 728 00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:27,792 Anybody? 729 00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:30,375 I didn't see shit, dude. 730 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:33,333 Let's just head back, okay? 731 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:35,667 We're still gonna see the union though right? 732 00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:36,667 Hell yeah, we are. 733 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,125 Tom literally almost just died. 734 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,583 I'm good. 735 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:43,292 -Boom, see? -He's fine. 736 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:44,708 Guys, it'll be worth it. 737 00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:45,667 I promise. 738 00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:47,458 It's actually the only resort still standing. 739 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,292 Probably because it's so haunted. 740 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:51,750 Right, Jo? 741 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:54,792 I mean The Poconos used to be the "Honeymoon Capital of the World." 742 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:58,042 Now it's more like the Divorce Capital of the World, am I right? 743 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,000 Not your best, Joe. 744 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,583 I thought, it was clever. 745 00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:04,500 They tried to build a bunch of casinos 746 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,042 to get all the tourists back. 747 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,375 But they all burnt down within one year. 748 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,625 The townies call it, "The Great Fire." 749 00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:15,333 So the townies definitely burnt those casinos down, right? 750 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:16,833 Yeah, maybe. 751 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:21,333 I mean the townies definitely blame the tourists for ruining their homes. 752 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,583 I think some people just can't deal with change. 753 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:29,125 Perfect. 754 00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:33,000 Always ruining the moment, Andy. 755 00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:34,333 Fuck off. 756 00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:35,500 Thought it was cool. 757 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,333 Shall we? 758 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:43,417 Hey, Nikki! 759 00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:46,417 -Found some dinner! -Oh, my God! 760 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,958 It's romantic and fun. 761 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,375 Look at this fucking place. 762 00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:56,542 Tom, this is like exactly 763 00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:58,208 how you described your dream wedding. 764 00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,542 -Shut up, Dew. -Fuck! 765 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,542 Can you imagine getting married here? 766 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:03,375 It's like the freaking Twilight Zone. 767 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,083 Check it out. 768 00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:08,375 Wow. Hey, Tom! 769 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,375 -Go long! -Jeez 770 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,708 -What the -What the fuck, Dew? 771 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:12,083 Heck, Dew? 772 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,042 Calm down. 773 00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:15,750 You could've given me hepatitis or something. 774 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,250 -What's wrong with you? -You can't catch hep when you're 775 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:18,417 saving yourself for Jesus, Tom. 776 00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:20,125 I told you I'm not saving myself-- 777 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,875 Guys, come check this out! 778 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:25,500 It's okay. 779 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:28,125 Holy shit this is a gold mine. 780 00:33:29,417 --> 00:33:32,458 -Bryce, I'm bunking in here tonight. -Fuck! 781 00:33:32,917 --> 00:33:33,750 Joey. 782 00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:40,667 Oh, my God. 783 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,042 Andy, don't touch those. 784 00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:43,250 I'm just trying to get the shots. 785 00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:45,500 Oh yeah, he's just trying to get the super cool shot. 786 00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:47,583 Still warm. 787 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:48,542 Wait, seriously? 788 00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:49,500 No. 789 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:50,458 Would've been cool though. 790 00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:51,958 Yeah, totally cool. 791 00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:53,375 Can we please go now? 792 00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:54,500 Let's keep moving. 793 00:33:55,042 --> 00:33:56,208 Hey, Tom, can you take this camera back? 794 00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:57,917 Yeah. 795 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,750 Oh, my gosh. 796 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:09,083 Make sure you get a shot of that mirror. 797 00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:12,625 Creepy. 798 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,625 Oh my God, guys. 799 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:16,458 What do you think it means? 800 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:17,750 Nikki? 801 00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:18,708 I don't care. 802 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:19,833 -I'm leaving. -Come-- 803 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,500 Come on dude, seriously? 804 00:34:22,292 --> 00:34:23,500 Dude, it was probably kids or something. 805 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:24,500 Come on. 806 00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:28,208 Come on, there's a whole other floor 807 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:29,542 -we still haven't seen yet. -Hey! 808 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,958 If you want to stay and get stabbed by townies, Andrew, be my guest. 809 00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,125 Hey, let's just go back. 810 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,083 We can drink some niners, we can relax. 811 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,708 You guys are acting like babies right now. 812 00:34:36,833 --> 00:34:38,792 -Let's at least see the gym! -Did you not see the blood? 813 00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:40,333 Guys, come on, okay, Andrew's right. 814 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,208 Let's just cancel all of our plans 815 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,917 -and we can do whatever he wants. -You're such a nice guy, Bryce. 816 00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:46,042 -You got them all fooled don't you? -Hey, come on guys. 817 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,083 Oh, you're mad now? 818 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:48,875 You're gonna cry and throw your beer again, Bryce? 819 00:34:50,917 --> 00:34:51,958 Get it off of me! 820 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,667 Calm down! 821 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,042 Everyone calm down! 822 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:01,000 He's dead. 823 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,375 I'm gonna be sick. 824 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:22,625 Hey, you okay? 825 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,083 I want to go home. 826 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:32,958 Yeah, I mean I wish that we could, you know? 827 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:35,667 But we all drove here together. 828 00:35:35,792 --> 00:35:37,667 I mean everyone would have to leave. 829 00:35:38,042 --> 00:35:40,375 Or we could leave and they could find another way. 830 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:45,667 Well, I can ask. 831 00:35:46,042 --> 00:35:49,667 But it's late, maybe we should try in the morning? 832 00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,083 Oh, shoot. 833 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,792 {\an8}Alright, fuck me, let's do it. 834 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:11,292 Okay. 835 00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:13,958 What's up everybody, it's Amazing Andy. 836 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:17,458 Back at it again sitting in an outhouse. 837 00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:22,083 It's kind of symbolic of how this entire weekend is going. 838 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,500 Fuck me, that's stupid. 839 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,417 Alright. 840 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:29,917 What's up everybody, it's Amazing Andy here. 841 00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:32,708 I'm in an outhouse, but I'm not using it. 842 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,042 As you can see. 843 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:39,083 Look, I'm keeping things off social for the time being. 844 00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:43,958 But trust me, you guys are gonna blow your minds when you see this shit. 845 00:36:45,167 --> 00:36:47,458 Bryce, if you see this. 846 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:50,458 Which you won't 'cause you don't even fucking follow me, dude. 847 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:55,625 Someone there? 848 00:36:57,958 --> 00:36:58,792 Hello? 849 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:07,083 You got this, dude. You deserve this. 850 00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:08,625 You fucking deserve this. 851 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:17,708 Tom, you think Nikki wants any? 852 00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:20,458 Oh, maybe. 853 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:21,417 I'll go check. 854 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:22,708 Yeah, sounds good. 855 00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:26,875 Oh, this is gonna be good. 856 00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:31,417 -What were you doing in my room? -Nikki asked for some melatonin. 857 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,500 And now she's knocked out. 858 00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:36,125 Chill out, dude. 859 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:39,250 Let's forget about the fucking dead body for a second Bryce, right? 860 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:41,375 In the past 36 hours we still had, hello! 861 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:43,250 In the past 36 hours, 862 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,542 a creepy bartender who tried to fight Dew. 863 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:47,833 Tom, falling off a fucking waterfall. 864 00:37:48,292 --> 00:37:50,792 Which wasn't creepy, but still hilarious. 865 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,125 And a bloody note from the visitor center. 866 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:54,167 Bloody note? 867 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,875 Yeah, there was a gross bloody note on the van 868 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,083 on the way here and a goat dude staring at us. 869 00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,750 Remember that guy? Which was fucking weird. 870 00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:01,542 Okay, so a few weird things happened to us. 871 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,917 A few weird things? Dude, Nikki was tackled by a corpse. 872 00:38:04,042 --> 00:38:04,875 Lucky bitch. 873 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,667 Andy's just butthurt 'cause Bryce kicked his ass! 874 00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:09,000 Shut up, Dew. 875 00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:11,000 -Fuck you. -Okay okay, enough. 876 00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:12,417 Alright? Enough. 877 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,708 I'm trying to be a good host. 878 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:18,000 But no offense, Tom, you fell off a cliff. 879 00:38:18,542 --> 00:38:20,250 We ventured into a dangerous hotel. 880 00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:22,708 And Andy, you're a terrible driver. 881 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:25,375 Okay? You guys are making something out of absolutely nothing. 882 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,542 Then explain the bloody note. 883 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,333 I can't, I wasn't there. 884 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:31,167 You probably did it as one of your stupid fucking pranks. 885 00:38:31,292 --> 00:38:33,708 Yeah, dude, honestly I wish I did 'cause it was fucking amazing. 886 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,208 Okay. So. 887 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,833 We good? 888 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,042 Tom? 889 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,917 Oh, no, yeah, I'm good. 890 00:38:48,042 --> 00:38:50,708 I think I just need to relax tonight, you know? 891 00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:52,083 I've got an idea. 892 00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:53,125 Tom! 893 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,917 -Run! -Run, Tom! 894 00:38:57,042 --> 00:38:59,125 -You pussy! -Now you gotta go to the graveyard. 895 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,583 Oh God, thanks Jo. 896 00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:01,667 Super relaxing game. 897 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:03,167 We can play bible trivia next time. 898 00:39:03,292 --> 00:39:04,375 Oh, yeah, you'll lose that for sure. 899 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,333 What do I do? 900 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:06,750 Okay, Dew. 901 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,708 You're locked in the killer's basement. 902 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:12,417 -Lose two health while you pee your pants. -That means you take a shot. 903 00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:13,833 Alright, done. 904 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,333 Just a shot. 905 00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:20,750 Just Jesus Christ. 906 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,083 You good, dude? 907 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:28,042 Dude, what are you doing? 908 00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:30,625 -I'm peeing. -No, stop, stop! 909 00:39:30,792 --> 00:39:31,875 You don't have to actually do that. 910 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,500 -Alright, my turn. -Here we go. 911 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,167 This one's for you, Andy. 912 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:40,667 You're trapped in a strange house 913 00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,167 reading from a locked box. 914 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,500 You banish the demons away. 915 00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:49,875 Move ahead three spaces. 916 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:51,333 Guess, I'm just lucky. 917 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:53,042 Shocker. 918 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,417 What the fuck? 919 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,583 Are you okay? 920 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:17,667 Where is she going? 921 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:18,917 Nikki? 922 00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:22,917 You ever crave a cookie and you just need that cookie? 923 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,792 So you go get the cookie. 924 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,500 But it doesn't satisfy you, 925 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:29,583 it just keeps you wanting more and more and more. 926 00:40:30,958 --> 00:40:32,333 Don't even think about it, Tom. 927 00:40:32,917 --> 00:40:34,042 Think about what? 928 00:40:34,167 --> 00:40:35,542 We are not having sex tonight. 929 00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:38,542 What the fuck did you give her? 930 00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:39,958 It's supposed to be melatonin. 931 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:41,542 Nikki wait, where are you going? 932 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:42,750 Hey. 933 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,750 Take your filthy paws off me! 934 00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:46,083 Blue is melatonin. 935 00:40:46,542 --> 00:40:47,750 Purple is Adderall. 936 00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:50,250 -Red is -What? 937 00:40:50,417 --> 00:40:52,375 -Fuck, what's red? -Give me one of the reds. 938 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,333 Fuck off. 939 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:55,042 This turned out to be quite the interesting night. 940 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,625 -Right up your alley -I'm torn. 941 00:40:57,792 --> 00:40:59,708 This is hilarious, but I hope she's okay. 942 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,708 I'm sure she'll be fine. She'll be fine. 943 00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:05,042 If she passes out in a port-a-potty at a Kid Rock concert then you can worry. 944 00:41:05,167 --> 00:41:06,125 Jesus! 945 00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:14,333 Tom you owe me a new lens, dude. 946 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:18,167 Luckily we didn't lose the footage or I'd kill the bitch. 947 00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:19,292 Kidding. 948 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,625 Cut that, don't cancel me. 949 00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:30,833 Holy shit. 950 00:41:48,417 --> 00:41:49,583 Oh, God. 951 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,333 Dew has superpowers? 952 00:41:56,208 --> 00:41:57,917 Fuck me I'm drunk, fuck! 953 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,333 Yo, Bryce? 954 00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:04,750 Where are the towels? 955 00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,167 Bryce. 956 00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:13,958 Hello? 957 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:19,417 Bryce. 958 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,667 Holy shit. 959 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:32,958 God, dude. 960 00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:35,375 Fuck! 961 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:40,042 Bryce, what are you doing? 962 00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:23,125 October 6th. 963 00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:25,292 Transference of power. 964 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,458 Number 11. 965 00:43:28,792 --> 00:43:29,625 Quiet boy! 966 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:30,583 Listen to me! 967 00:43:32,167 --> 00:43:34,833 Ten boys have sat where you're sitting right now. 968 00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:36,167 You see that camera? 969 00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:42,167 It sees you, I'm giving you a gift. 970 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,250 And you deserve it. 971 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:30,250 I set out on this trip to get some answers. 972 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:33,208 About why Bryce and I stopped 973 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000 being friends. 974 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:36,833 I found the answer. 975 00:44:37,792 --> 00:44:39,250 Just not the one I wanted. 976 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,125 I wish I could say my work here is done. 977 00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:44,750 But it's only just begun. 978 00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:49,458 That was so fucking stupid. 979 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,958 Bryce Levy is a demon. 980 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,208 At least, I think he is. 981 00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:58,000 This morning I contemplated taking the van and just leaving. 982 00:44:58,708 --> 00:45:00,833 But I'm not that shitty of a friend am I? No. 983 00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:02,917 In fact, I'm a great friend. 984 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,917 If we're gonna get the old Bryce back 985 00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:07,875 we've gotta destroy the new one. 986 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:10,917 Day three. 987 00:45:12,167 --> 00:45:14,750 "The Fall of Thunderman." 988 00:45:19,792 --> 00:45:20,917 Yeah. 989 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:30,042 Andrew. Jesus! 990 00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:32,250 You scared me. 991 00:45:32,792 --> 00:45:33,708 Sorry. 992 00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:35,125 Come on. 993 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:36,458 Breakfast is on the patio. 994 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,333 Cool, yeah, I'll tell the group. 995 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:40,375 Let them sleep. 996 00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:41,542 We should talk. 997 00:45:43,917 --> 00:45:45,542 Oh, my God. 998 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,750 You know, the best moments are the moments that happen off camera. 999 00:45:56,083 --> 00:45:56,917 Totally. 1000 00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,500 But in case that psycho from Joey's game 1001 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:01,625 cuts my head off I'll have proof, right? 1002 00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:05,125 Assuming that psycho would upload your murder to the internet. 1003 00:46:06,917 --> 00:46:08,417 If the footage is good, why not? 1004 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,333 We'll see. 1005 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:13,708 Eat up, come on. 1006 00:46:15,167 --> 00:46:16,042 It's hot. 1007 00:46:16,167 --> 00:46:17,083 Yeah, thank you. 1008 00:46:19,542 --> 00:46:20,375 Did you pray? 1009 00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:24,292 Yeah. 1010 00:46:25,542 --> 00:46:26,542 To God? 1011 00:46:31,667 --> 00:46:33,042 You ever think about people from high school? 1012 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:36,292 I try not to. 1013 00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:40,583 Do you remember Katie Perkins? 1014 00:46:41,292 --> 00:46:42,333 Senior year? 1015 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:43,792 She had those bangs. 1016 00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:45,583 Yeah, love Katie. 1017 00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:46,708 Yeah. 1018 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,792 I've been thinking about her a lot lately. 1019 00:46:51,667 --> 00:46:53,625 We used to go on trips like this together. 1020 00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:57,542 That's kind of weird isn't it? 1021 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,333 Yeah. 1022 00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:04,042 Just, I guess it felt incomplete how we left things. 1023 00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:06,000 So, I reached out. 1024 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,083 She's a mom now. 1025 00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:10,917 Three kids, a husband. 1026 00:47:12,042 --> 00:47:14,875 She sounded really happy. 1027 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,250 Good for her, good. 1028 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:24,042 I wonder if that would've been me though, you know? 1029 00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:26,875 Like if I didn't move away. 1030 00:47:28,542 --> 00:47:31,458 She moved on without me and didn't miss a beat. 1031 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,667 Like I meant nothing. 1032 00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:35,958 Yeah, feels awful doesn't it? 1033 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:38,583 Yeah. 1034 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,833 It does. 1035 00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:51,583 What? 1036 00:47:51,875 --> 00:47:53,667 I didn't think you cared about anything from high school. 1037 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:57,000 So I guess the old you is still in there? 1038 00:48:00,625 --> 00:48:01,625 Bryce cares. 1039 00:48:03,833 --> 00:48:04,833 Thunderman can't. 1040 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,292 So, I don't know, which one am I talking to? 1041 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,042 Holy shit. 1042 00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:27,958 Hell yeah. 1043 00:48:30,417 --> 00:48:31,708 Fuck yes! 1044 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:35,333 What? 1045 00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:36,500 I love weapons. 1046 00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:37,958 Alright, ten throws each. 1047 00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:40,042 Whoever hits the most targets wins. 1048 00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:41,417 I'm gonna sit this one out. 1049 00:48:41,542 --> 00:48:43,833 There's a little too much testosterone out here for me. 1050 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:46,458 If we're going to be competitively axe throwing, 1051 00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:48,542 -Andy and I need to be drunk. -No. 1052 00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:49,875 No dude, stop including me. 1053 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,125 We're not on a fucking team. 1054 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:52,542 God, it's 10:00 a.m. 1055 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:54,250 It's 10:00 a.m. 1056 00:48:54,375 --> 00:48:56,417 It's fucking Saturday, Tommy! 1057 00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:57,833 Grow some chest pubes. 1058 00:48:57,958 --> 00:48:58,958 Don't listen to him, Tom. 1059 00:48:59,083 --> 00:48:59,917 Chest hair's gross. 1060 00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:01,250 And it's Sunday, dumbass. 1061 00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:02,750 The Lord's day, right Bryce? 1062 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:05,875 I guess, I'm going to hell. 1063 00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:12,917 Careful Jo. 1064 00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:15,917 Fuck, yeah. 1065 00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:18,417 Nikki are you sure you're okay after last night? 1066 00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:20,125 Never been better. 1067 00:49:24,792 --> 00:49:25,917 Fuck, yeah! 1068 00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,917 Suck on that, bitches! 1069 00:49:28,208 --> 00:49:30,208 Damn Nikki, that was awesome! 1070 00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:31,583 -I know. -Bryce, get out of the way. 1071 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:32,833 I'm gonna do it over the head. 1072 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,958 Dew, you suck, man. 1073 00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:39,250 Sorry, Bryce. 1074 00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:41,250 Tom, you got something to fucking say? 1075 00:49:41,667 --> 00:49:43,125 No. No, I just have allergies. 1076 00:49:43,292 --> 00:49:45,625 -Oh, allergies? -Little bitch, come here. 1077 00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:47,167 What's the problem? 1078 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:49,167 You're such a little bitch, Tom. 1079 00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:50,417 I'll show you who's a little-- 1080 00:49:50,542 --> 00:49:52,125 -Oh! -Let's go, bud! 1081 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:53,583 Let's go, right now! 1082 00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:54,917 -Fucking say it! -Move, move. 1083 00:49:55,083 --> 00:49:56,292 Take this, Andy. 1084 00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:01,792 This one's for you. 1085 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:03,042 Hey, Andy. 1086 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:04,792 Hey. 1087 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,083 Get this on YouTube, okay? 1088 00:50:06,208 --> 00:50:07,458 Tom's a little bitch. 1089 00:50:08,292 --> 00:50:09,458 Hey, watch and learn. 1090 00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:11,000 Watch and learn, baby. 1091 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:17,708 What a fucking idiot, dude. 1092 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:20,875 He can't even throw an axe the right way, okay? 1093 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,292 -Oh, my God! -Dude! 1094 00:50:22,417 --> 00:50:23,250 What? 1095 00:50:23,542 --> 00:50:24,500 What? 1096 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:26,042 Is my ass hanging out? 1097 00:50:26,750 --> 00:50:27,917 Dew, sit still. 1098 00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,042 This is so awesome. 1099 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:31,708 So gross. 1100 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:33,292 Dude, keep the camera on it, man. 1101 00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:35,292 Joey, you sure you know what you're doing? 1102 00:50:35,417 --> 00:50:36,833 No, but nobody else stepped up. 1103 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,250 And plus Dew would tell me if I hurt him. 1104 00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:39,833 Yeah, the guy who didn't feel an axe 1105 00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:42,500 puncturing his back with, oh, God, I looked again. 1106 00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,500 -I don't feel anything, Tom. -It's fine. 1107 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:46,625 -Should we just get him to a hospital? -And say what? 1108 00:50:46,875 --> 00:50:48,917 We were drunkenly throwing axes at each other all day? 1109 00:50:49,042 --> 00:50:51,333 -No. I'm good. -What are you afraid of, dude? 1110 00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:54,042 It was an accident. We'll say he slipped on it or something. 1111 00:50:54,667 --> 00:50:56,083 This can't be sanitary. 1112 00:50:56,208 --> 00:50:57,167 Here, how about this? 1113 00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,667 Dew, stop! 1114 00:50:59,792 --> 00:51:00,750 Dude! 1115 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,542 I really hope that's just vomit. 1116 00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:07,500 You guys don't think Dew's been acting strange this weekend? 1117 00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:08,875 No, dude, he drank too much. 1118 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:13,458 -He literally shotgunned 11 beers. -I know, but something feels off. 1119 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,958 Giving Nikki weird drugs, the axe. 1120 00:51:16,083 --> 00:51:18,125 I get that we're light and lose, we're having fun, 1121 00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:19,875 but someone could seriously get hurt. 1122 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,500 Well he gets this way around girls, dude. 1123 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:22,833 He wanted a guys weekend remember? 1124 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:24,708 Bryce, back me up. 1125 00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:25,667 Come on. 1126 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:30,958 Yeah, I mean I would say Dew's a pretty weird guy to begin with. 1127 00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:33,458 But everyone has their demons. 1128 00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:35,417 Look at Nikki. 1129 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:39,333 I need to run into town and grab some lighter fluid. 1130 00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:41,667 You guys want to grab some subs? 1131 00:51:42,542 --> 00:51:43,375 Andrew? 1132 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:45,208 Yeah, I'd love a meatball sub, thanks. 1133 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:47,417 No man, do you want to come with? 1134 00:51:47,667 --> 00:51:49,083 I could use a second set of hands. 1135 00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:53,125 Actually, I'm going through the 1136 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,958 Joey and I are going through the footage, so I can't come. 1137 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:55,917 Sorry. 1138 00:51:56,792 --> 00:51:57,875 -I'll go. -Okay. 1139 00:51:58,292 --> 00:51:59,458 -Get away from Dew. -That's perfect. 1140 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:00,458 Yeah, have fun, do it. 1141 00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:03,250 Andrew, you can look at the footage when you get home, man. 1142 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:05,375 It's our last day. 1143 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:07,000 Yeah, we can look at footage later. 1144 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,292 I'll stay and hang with the freaks. 1145 00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:10,125 Hey. 1146 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:12,333 -Sounds like a plan. -Yeah, let's do it. 1147 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,458 -Let's do it. -Great, okay. 1148 00:52:13,583 --> 00:52:14,458 -Cool. -Cool. 1149 00:52:18,625 --> 00:52:20,500 I wonder what they're talking about 1150 00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:22,667 Probably laughing more about you. 1151 00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:25,875 Been calling you soft all morning ever since your tumble off the cliff. 1152 00:52:26,917 --> 00:52:27,875 Wait, seriously? 1153 00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:32,708 God he's such a freaking 1154 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:33,792 Such a freaking what? 1155 00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:35,583 Say it. Come on. 1156 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,333 No, nothing. Never mind. 1157 00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:42,000 Hey! What was that about? 1158 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:43,250 It's a secret. 1159 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,667 Why? What are you guys talking about? 1160 00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:49,750 It's a secret. 1161 00:53:02,667 --> 00:53:03,958 We're on a boat! 1162 00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:06,792 What do you say, Andy? 1163 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,125 I'm good. 1164 00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:37,250 What are you doing? 1165 00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:48,333 Me? 1166 00:53:50,417 --> 00:53:51,708 I was bird watching. 1167 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,750 I didn't know you were into birds. 1168 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:01,125 I love birds. 1169 00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:07,042 Okay. 1170 00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:12,333 I'm gonna take the camera back now. 1171 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:13,958 If that's okay. 1172 00:54:14,875 --> 00:54:15,750 Of course. 1173 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:27,917 Fucking creep. 1174 00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:29,833 There's definitely something wrong with him. 1175 00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:33,542 Dude, I'm telling you the truth. You gotta listen to me. 1176 00:54:33,667 --> 00:54:35,833 You are completely out of your mind. 1177 00:54:35,958 --> 00:54:38,417 Well then explain the goat mask or the severed hands. 1178 00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:39,583 I thought it was a deer mask. 1179 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:41,417 Doesn't fucking matter what kind of mask it was, man. 1180 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,208 Look over there for a second, look. 1181 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:46,125 He's talking to that weird freak. 1182 00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:48,042 Probably paying him money to fucking 1183 00:54:48,167 --> 00:54:49,583 come over and chop our bodies up later, dude. 1184 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:52,125 Yeah, and there's probably a severed head in that bag too. 1185 00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:54,833 Bryce is not the standup guy, you think he is. 1186 00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:04,833 See? 1187 00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:06,667 Rolling. 1188 00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:08,292 Alright, Andy. 1189 00:55:08,417 --> 00:55:10,375 What crazy footage couldn't wait till tomorrow? 1190 00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:34,667 Oh, shit! 1191 00:55:35,292 --> 00:55:36,125 Dew. 1192 00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:38,375 Oh, shit. 1193 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:39,958 Dew. 1194 00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:43,208 It's Nikki, can you open up? 1195 00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:47,042 I'm kind of in the middle of something. 1196 00:55:47,167 --> 00:55:48,083 What is it? 1197 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:51,083 I finished my magazine. I want to grab another from my suitcase. 1198 00:55:52,458 --> 00:55:53,917 Your suitcase is empty. 1199 00:55:54,042 --> 00:55:55,417 There's nothing in there. Sorry. 1200 00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,833 Oh, no worries. 1201 00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:02,458 Pretentious bitch. 1202 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:03,833 Fuck. 1203 00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:08,750 Jo! 1204 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:10,583 I left something in there! 1205 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,375 Can you open up? 1206 00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:14,125 Or can you get it for me at least? 1207 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:15,750 Yeah, here you go! 1208 00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:20,917 What the fuck? 1209 00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:22,708 You think he's a demon? 1210 00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:24,083 Yes, dude, yes. 1211 00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:26,542 Or a spirit or fucking possessed or something. 1212 00:56:27,042 --> 00:56:28,250 You're full of crap. 1213 00:56:28,375 --> 00:56:30,667 Dude, I will show you when we get back to the fucking house, man. 1214 00:56:30,792 --> 00:56:31,625 In the locked room. 1215 00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:33,083 Also, dude, please say shit. 1216 00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:34,500 You're saying crap and it's fucking weird. 1217 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,208 You're like a dad replacing shit with sugar. 1218 00:56:36,333 --> 00:56:37,333 Why do you care? 1219 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:38,375 -Why do you care-- -You're just stressing me out, 1220 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,417 you're wound up, okay? 1221 00:56:39,542 --> 00:56:41,042 If you let it out every once in a while you'd feel better. 1222 00:56:41,292 --> 00:56:43,167 If anyone here's wound up it's you. You're the one who thinks 1223 00:56:43,292 --> 00:56:45,208 -that our friend is trying to kill us. -Dude. 1224 00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:46,625 Hey, guys. 1225 00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:48,292 What are you guys talking about? 1226 00:56:48,625 --> 00:56:49,583 It's like a library. 1227 00:56:52,167 --> 00:56:54,000 Well, Andrew here thinks that you're a 1228 00:56:54,833 --> 00:56:56,250 I think you're a really talented actor, man. 1229 00:56:56,583 --> 00:56:57,625 Fucking, yeah. 1230 00:56:58,250 --> 00:56:59,125 Thank you, Andrew. 1231 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,417 -It means a lot, man. -Yeah. 1232 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,458 Sorry, they were out of meatball. 1233 00:57:06,083 --> 00:57:07,083 Sorry, buddy. 1234 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:09,208 Sugar. 1235 00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:15,417 {\an8}911, what's your emergency? 1236 00:57:21,750 --> 00:57:26,083 Thunderman out! 1237 00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:28,875 Come on Andrew, lighten up, dude! It's a boat ride! 1238 00:57:29,292 --> 00:57:31,042 Supposed to be fucking fun, man! 1239 00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:32,250 Yeah, I'm having fun. 1240 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:38,250 You'll have fun later, I promise. 1241 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,917 Have a nice fire. 1242 00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:46,917 What the hell's going on here? 1243 00:57:47,292 --> 00:57:48,333 I hope everyone's okay. 1244 00:57:50,042 --> 00:57:51,083 Here you go, Tom. 1245 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:01,833 Started a drinking game, okay? Here's go 1246 00:58:01,958 --> 00:58:03,625 -Check your phone asshole. -Fucking drink it 1247 00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:04,958 Yeah you, dumbass. 1248 00:58:06,292 --> 00:58:07,208 -That's classic. -Yeah. 1249 00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:08,208 That's classic. 1250 00:58:08,417 --> 00:58:09,708 -I'm gonna charge my phone, dude. -How you boys doing? 1251 00:58:09,958 --> 00:58:11,125 Good, good, what's going on? 1252 00:58:11,417 --> 00:58:13,625 Joey got locked in her room, we tried to get her out. 1253 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,875 Couldn't. 1254 00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:16,333 Called Officer Pat here. 1255 00:58:16,458 --> 00:58:17,917 Listen, you're gonna be right back. 1256 00:58:18,042 --> 00:58:19,083 Not worth breaking the glass. 1257 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:20,458 You boys need anything you know where to find me. 1258 00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:22,250 -Sounds good, yeah. -Thank you, officer. 1259 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:25,542 Fucking pigs. 1260 00:58:31,292 --> 00:58:32,917 Tom get the fucking camera out of my face. 1261 00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:34,125 Sorry. 1262 00:58:40,375 --> 00:58:41,500 Joey, open up. 1263 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:42,958 Are you alone? 1264 00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,958 And are you also acting fucking crazy? 1265 00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:46,625 Yes and no. 1266 00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:54,833 You good? 1267 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:56,083 Yes. 1268 00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:58,458 Okay, where we at? 1269 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:10,417 Zoom button's stuck. 1270 00:59:10,875 --> 00:59:12,000 There we go, hey! 1271 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,125 What are you guys doing? 1272 00:59:15,417 --> 00:59:16,333 Nothing. 1273 00:59:16,542 --> 00:59:17,542 Just waiting. 1274 00:59:18,542 --> 00:59:20,333 Okay. Do you mind if I start? 1275 00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:22,250 Go for it. 1276 00:59:23,167 --> 00:59:24,042 Alright. 1277 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:28,375 Banana peppers all day, people. 1278 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:30,125 All day, that's what I'm talking about. 1279 00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:31,125 Hey, who's with me? 1280 00:59:31,250 --> 00:59:32,500 Banana peppers team. 1281 00:59:34,292 --> 00:59:35,125 Guys? 1282 00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:39,292 What should we call it? 1283 00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:40,875 Hollywood's Bryce Levy is Secretly a Demon. 1284 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000 Live Possession, Near Death Footage, 1285 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:44,208 10,000 Foot Drop, and Fortnite Cheat Codes. 1286 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:45,333 All of that? Really? 1287 00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,458 Yes. 1288 00:59:49,125 --> 00:59:49,958 Okay, done. 1289 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:50,917 Uploading. 1290 01:00:02,417 --> 01:00:03,250 I'm done. 1291 01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:04,792 The minute they're asleep, I'm out. 1292 01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:09,958 -What about Tom? -If you want to risk 1293 01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:11,208 your life for Tom, that's on you, 1294 01:00:11,333 --> 01:00:12,875 but I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1295 01:00:14,542 --> 01:00:16,125 Wait, have you seen the van keys? 1296 01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:18,875 I think they're in the basement. 1297 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:19,917 Shit. 1298 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:24,208 Some gorgeous B-roll shots for you, Andy. 1299 01:00:24,417 --> 01:00:26,542 You will thank me later, I promise. 1300 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,500 I mean this place is just so beautiful. 1301 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:31,167 The sunset, trees. 1302 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,500 And Bryce the chef. 1303 01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:35,042 I mean what can't this guy do! 1304 01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:36,208 What a guy. 1305 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:43,083 What 1306 01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:45,250 A guy. 1307 01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:05,542 {\an8}Pulling back up to the house now. 1308 01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,292 {\an8}Hey, bud, sorry to drop in again! 1309 01:01:07,417 --> 01:01:09,583 {\an8}Just gotta do a quick sweep of the house if that's okay. 1310 01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,125 {\an8}You forget something? 1311 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:12,542 {\an8}No, just following protocol. 1312 01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:14,167 {\an8}Of course. 1313 01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:15,542 {\an8}Let me show you. 1314 01:01:15,667 --> 01:01:17,583 {\an8}I appreciate it. I'm sure you boys are fine. 1315 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:18,542 {\an8}It's just 1316 01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:20,125 {\an8}Wait, wait, stop! 1317 01:01:28,042 --> 01:01:29,083 Would you stop for a second? 1318 01:01:30,542 --> 01:01:32,542 Shit, it's 42 percent. 1319 01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:33,625 Fuck me. 1320 01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:37,750 Alright. 1321 01:01:38,042 --> 01:01:39,250 I'm gonna make a break for the van keys. 1322 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,500 Watch out. 1323 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,250 Keep this window locked. 1324 01:01:43,542 --> 01:01:44,708 And trust nobody but me, alright? 1325 01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:46,542 I trust no one outside of this room. 1326 01:01:46,917 --> 01:01:47,750 Good. 1327 01:01:48,292 --> 01:01:49,125 Fuck. 1328 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:52,542 Fuck! 1329 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:56,458 See you in a minute. 1330 01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:13,042 I saw you through the window. 1331 01:02:13,667 --> 01:02:14,667 It was nothing. 1332 01:02:16,708 --> 01:02:18,375 It didn't look like nothing. 1333 01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:22,417 She was just helping me cook, Tom. 1334 01:02:23,167 --> 01:02:24,083 With your shoulders? 1335 01:02:27,417 --> 01:02:28,375 Yeah. 1336 01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:29,792 With my shoulders. 1337 01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,208 Okay. 1338 01:02:37,542 --> 01:02:38,792 Oh, Nikki. 1339 01:02:40,708 --> 01:02:41,792 I saved you a seat. 1340 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:43,542 Next to me. 1341 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,917 -If you -You're such a good little boy! 1342 01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:51,292 The happy couple. 1343 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,083 Okay. 1344 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:20,750 I think I'm gonna head to bed. 1345 01:03:21,042 --> 01:03:23,125 I'm just not really hungry. 1346 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:26,958 Tom, you can rest when you're dead. 1347 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,375 Okay? 1348 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:30,458 Hey Nick, could you keep our boy here 1349 01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:32,167 distracted while I go start the fire? 1350 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,333 Absolutely. 1351 01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:43,167 Dew? 1352 01:03:44,917 --> 01:03:46,000 Dew what are you 1353 01:03:47,625 --> 01:03:49,167 Dew, you're leaking all over the-- 1354 01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:52,417 Oh, Tommy, you're so easily distracted. 1355 01:03:59,167 --> 01:04:01,542 Sixty three percent. 1356 01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:13,792 Andrew? 1357 01:04:15,083 --> 01:04:16,042 Joey? 1358 01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:18,167 Open up quick before someone sees! 1359 01:04:18,292 --> 01:04:20,250 Shut the fuck up or they'll hear you. 1360 01:04:23,083 --> 01:04:24,292 I think you're right. 1361 01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:27,250 Maybe we should head to bed. 1362 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,125 You hear that? 1363 01:04:33,167 --> 01:04:34,083 Who is it? 1364 01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:35,458 Is that Andrew? 1365 01:04:36,542 --> 01:04:37,667 What's he doing? 1366 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,125 What's going on? 1367 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:43,458 What's he doing? 1368 01:04:44,833 --> 01:04:45,792 Andrew? 1369 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:48,292 What was that? 1370 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:51,583 You're so easily distracted. 1371 01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:06,000 Oh, my God! 1372 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,500 Oh, my God! 1373 01:06:07,792 --> 01:06:08,958 Oh, my God! 1374 01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:10,208 Oh my 1375 01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:14,333 Oh, my God, I've never noticed how dark your eyes are. 1376 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:19,750 Do that again. 1377 01:06:21,958 --> 01:06:23,500 Oh, God! 1378 01:06:23,917 --> 01:06:25,000 Oh, Go-- 1379 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:26,375 Oh, my 1380 01:06:26,792 --> 01:06:27,708 No! 1381 01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:32,625 Fuck. 1382 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:33,917 What took you so long? 1383 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,125 I got the keys. 1384 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:38,583 Tom and Nikki are fucking. 1385 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,167 Okay. Where we at? 1386 01:06:42,792 --> 01:06:44,208 It's finished. 1387 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,042 It's done? Did it post? 1388 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:49,125 -You're gonna be famous, sweetie. -Great. 1389 01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:50,917 Let's grab Tom and get the fuck out of here. 1390 01:06:51,125 --> 01:06:53,583 No, if we go now they'll know. They're all over the place. 1391 01:06:54,167 --> 01:06:56,042 Let's just go downstairs, get them liquored up, 1392 01:06:56,167 --> 01:06:58,417 wait for them to fall asleep, and then make a break for it. 1393 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:00,167 Can you handle that? 1394 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:01,625 Andrew can't. 1395 01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:03,833 But the Amazing Andy can. 1396 01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:05,500 Game over, bitch. 1397 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:26,583 Oh baby, things are heating up! That's what I'm talking about! 1398 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:27,667 Hey, where is she? 1399 01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:29,042 There she is! 1400 01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:31,000 Hey, this my girl right here! 1401 01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:33,875 Hey, it's last night in town everybody, let's turn up! 1402 01:07:34,167 --> 01:07:35,000 Let's 1403 01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:38,500 -What? -Got a little reflux or something. 1404 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:41,083 -Is that normal after-- -Let's get turn up y'all! 1405 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:43,167 I got some beers here. 1406 01:07:43,458 --> 01:07:44,583 We gotta get lit tonight. 1407 01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:46,333 We gotta get fucked up, want some beer? 1408 01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:48,292 -Come on. -No, I'm already turned man, I'm good. 1409 01:07:48,417 --> 01:07:50,458 -Hey! -What's up? 1410 01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:52,208 -My God, Joey, your hair looks so good. -Look how cool, it is. 1411 01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:53,792 Yeah, so much better than mine. 1412 01:07:53,917 --> 01:07:55,375 Please, have you seen yourself? 1413 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:58,167 -Hashtag goals! -Yeah, "hashtag goals!" 1414 01:07:59,000 --> 01:07:59,833 Alright. 1415 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:00,833 Oh! 1416 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:01,792 Fire's ready. 1417 01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:05,208 Okay, hey, okay. 1418 01:08:05,708 --> 01:08:07,917 Our delicate little flower's withered away? 1419 01:08:29,542 --> 01:08:30,625 God help me. 1420 01:08:32,042 --> 01:08:34,875 -Let's get this party started! -What do you say? 1421 01:08:35,292 --> 01:08:36,332 Bryce 1422 01:08:36,707 --> 01:08:37,792 when are you going back to LA, dude? 1423 01:08:39,707 --> 01:08:40,750 Haven't decided yet. 1424 01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:42,875 I'd be dying to get back. 1425 01:08:43,042 --> 01:08:45,125 I mean beaches, mansions, models. 1426 01:08:45,417 --> 01:08:46,457 What a life! 1427 01:08:46,957 --> 01:08:48,292 Everywhere has its flaws, Tom. 1428 01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:49,707 Hey, not Jersey. 1429 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,207 Especially Jersey. 1430 01:08:52,707 --> 01:08:55,375 My life isn't exactly what you think it is, Tom. 1431 01:08:56,625 --> 01:08:58,500 I'd still take your life over mine any day. 1432 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:00,625 Yeah, it's a little like when rich people 1433 01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:02,250 tell you money doesn't buy happiness. 1434 01:09:03,082 --> 01:09:05,292 Might be true, but I think I'd rather find out the hard way. 1435 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:10,125 Joey, I can't believe this is our last night together. 1436 01:09:10,542 --> 01:09:12,207 I feel like we just became best friends. 1437 01:09:12,332 --> 01:09:14,582 I know, I feel the exact same. 1438 01:09:14,832 --> 01:09:16,292 I wish we could stay here forever. 1439 01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:17,332 Me too. 1440 01:09:17,457 --> 01:09:21,292 Well, we threw their van keys in the woods, so now we can. 1441 01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:27,625 I'm so glad this worked out, Bryce. I've had a blast. 1442 01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,707 Yeah, we know, dude. We heard all 30 seconds of it. 1443 01:09:30,957 --> 01:09:32,332 Piss off, Andy. It was longer than that. 1444 01:09:32,457 --> 01:09:33,792 Check the tape. I saw. 1445 01:09:36,875 --> 01:09:37,875 Were you recording? 1446 01:09:38,957 --> 01:09:40,167 It's a nice memory. 1447 01:09:40,292 --> 01:09:42,250 Oh, proof of your sin, dude. 1448 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,500 Having sex before marriage. Dude, what are your parents gonna think? 1449 01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:47,625 -Fuck you, Andy! -Tommy. 1450 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:50,292 Seriously, just shut the fuck up okay? 1451 01:09:50,582 --> 01:09:52,625 Joey and I bend ourselves over backwards 1452 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:53,875 for your channel and all you do is treat me 1453 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,167 like some intern that you can mess with. 1454 01:09:56,542 --> 01:09:57,625 Dude, what are you talking about? 1455 01:09:57,750 --> 01:10:00,167 I'm not your crazy sidekick, Andy. 1456 01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:04,083 Not everyone's purpose in life is to help the Amazing Andy, okay? 1457 01:10:04,292 --> 01:10:06,375 This weekend was supposed to be a fun, 1458 01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:08,542 relaxing weekend partying with our friends. 1459 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:11,542 Not like fucking filming a stupid vlogumentary 1460 01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:14,625 and settling your petty vendetta with Bryce. 1461 01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:15,583 Dude, shut up. 1462 01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,708 Oh no, what if he hears? 1463 01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:18,833 What if he hears? 1464 01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:20,375 -Hey, Bryce! -Andy, 1465 01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:22,125 -thinks you are a demon. -shut up, man. 1466 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,792 And you've brought us all here to kill us. 1467 01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:28,208 So, would you mind bringing him back to reality, Bryce? 1468 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:33,292 Bryce? 1469 01:10:39,417 --> 01:10:41,833 Do you ever hear that voice in the back of your head? 1470 01:10:44,208 --> 01:10:46,875 That uncontrollable part of your conscience. 1471 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:49,375 Making decisions. 1472 01:10:49,625 --> 01:10:51,667 Determining right, wrong. 1473 01:10:52,125 --> 01:10:53,458 Good from evil. 1474 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:58,042 Poisoning your mind with thoughts of inadequacy and self-doubt? 1475 01:11:00,208 --> 01:11:01,458 It started when I was 12. 1476 01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:04,625 We were pranking this crazy old man 1477 01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:07,875 when he snapped and dragged me inside. 1478 01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:10,167 Andy was there. 1479 01:11:10,625 --> 01:11:11,667 Filming the whole thing. 1480 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,208 Anything for the shot, right buddy? 1481 01:11:16,417 --> 01:11:17,625 The old man tied me up. 1482 01:11:18,667 --> 01:11:21,542 And told me he was giving me a gift that would set me free. 1483 01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:25,292 That's when the voices began. 1484 01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:28,208 At first they were helpful. 1485 01:11:28,875 --> 01:11:30,875 Telling me what to do, what to say, 1486 01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:32,667 to achieve anything I wanted. 1487 01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:35,917 After a while they got bored. 1488 01:11:37,375 --> 01:11:38,833 Hungry for something new. 1489 01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:42,292 Started telling me to do things to hurt myself. 1490 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,042 My friends. 1491 01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:45,750 So I ran. 1492 01:11:46,792 --> 01:11:48,208 Moved across the country. 1493 01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:51,042 But they followed me. 1494 01:11:53,625 --> 01:11:56,083 So how'd you get them to stop? 1495 01:11:57,583 --> 01:11:59,167 Well, that's just it, Tommy. 1496 01:12:00,667 --> 01:12:01,500 I didn't. 1497 01:12:03,167 --> 01:12:05,833 It turns out it takes a very special 1498 01:12:05,958 --> 01:12:08,833 kind of person to receive a gift of that magnitude. 1499 01:12:09,542 --> 01:12:10,917 Just ask Katie Perkins. 1500 01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:12,917 Well, actually. 1501 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:14,708 Don't. 1502 01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:16,208 Turns out she couldn't handle it. 1503 01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:21,250 I guess you just can't give it to anyone these days. 1504 01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:22,833 It was a big mess. 1505 01:12:23,375 --> 01:12:24,417 You remember Katie, right? 1506 01:12:24,958 --> 01:12:25,958 She had those bangs. 1507 01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:29,875 Hey, Joey? 1508 01:12:30,792 --> 01:12:32,667 Let's get a shot of Andy's face. 1509 01:12:33,042 --> 01:12:34,375 Yeah, right there. 1510 01:12:36,083 --> 01:12:37,917 That's perfect for the vlogumentary. 1511 01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:40,375 Hate to break it to you, Bryce. 1512 01:12:41,125 --> 01:12:43,458 My video just posted an hour ago, fuckface. 1513 01:12:44,917 --> 01:12:45,833 Right, Joey? 1514 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:48,917 Jo? 1515 01:12:54,958 --> 01:12:56,250 Look at his face! 1516 01:12:58,750 --> 01:12:59,667 Oh, my God! 1517 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:01,792 "Game over, bitch." 1518 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:03,833 Yeah. 1519 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,417 Told him it wouldn't fit. 1520 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:12,333 Are you gonna cry? 1521 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:14,542 Is little Andy gonna cry? 1522 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:22,125 What is that? 1523 01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:26,625 Wait. 1524 01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:29,917 What's that smell? 1525 01:13:31,542 --> 01:13:33,000 Oh, shit. 1526 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:35,125 It's the sump pump. 1527 01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:37,500 I told him it wouldn't all fit. 1528 01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:49,292 Oh, my God! 1529 01:13:49,417 --> 01:13:50,750 -Fuck! -Fuck this, dude! 1530 01:13:50,875 --> 01:13:51,833 Run! 1531 01:14:02,292 --> 01:14:03,333 Tom? 1532 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:04,750 Look! 1533 01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:06,333 Oh, God! 1534 01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:11,042 Shit, dude. 1535 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:13,958 We gotta go! 1536 01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:28,000 Tom! 1537 01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:35,750 Dude, there's no lock, dude! 1538 01:14:35,917 --> 01:14:37,667 -Oh, shit. -Grab something or something! 1539 01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:39,125 I think I have a belt in here. 1540 01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:41,333 Here. 1541 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:43,083 -Okay. -Gotta put it on. 1542 01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:44,500 I think, I got it. 1543 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:46,167 -Got it? -Yeah, it's in, dude. 1544 01:14:46,292 --> 01:14:47,375 Do you have your phone with you? 1545 01:14:48,208 --> 01:14:49,125 No, Nikki has it. 1546 01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:50,083 Shit. 1547 01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:51,042 Wait. 1548 01:14:53,542 --> 01:14:54,375 You saw what I saw dude? 1549 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,542 -Their fucking eyes, man. -No, I saw, I saw, man. 1550 01:14:56,875 --> 01:15:00,125 Nikki had it too when we were, you know, making love. 1551 01:15:00,250 --> 01:15:01,125 Hello, hi! 1552 01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:03,417 My friend Tom and I are being held against our will at our friend's cabin. 1553 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,167 Yes, 66 Bishop Place. 1554 01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:07,292 What? Really? You sure? 1555 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:09,417 Okay, thank you. 1556 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,625 They said there's someone at our location already, dude. 1557 01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:17,000 Go for Pat, go for Pat. 1558 01:15:18,458 --> 01:15:19,833 Officer Pat here. 1559 01:15:19,958 --> 01:15:21,333 Walking through the house now. 1560 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,833 Nothing out of the ordinary. 1561 01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,625 Just a bunch of kids having a wild party. 1562 01:15:25,917 --> 01:15:27,917 I'll do another sweep before I leave. 1563 01:15:31,167 --> 01:15:32,375 Hello? 1564 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:33,833 You boys okay in there? 1565 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:37,292 Officer Pat to dispatch. 1566 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:39,167 Everything's all set here. 1567 01:15:40,292 --> 01:15:42,083 Your friend called me to say you two 1568 01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:44,875 took some drugs and weren't thinking clearly. 1569 01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:49,208 Why the fuck would they be here already, dude? 1570 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,375 Oh God. The reflux is coming back. 1571 01:15:51,792 --> 01:15:54,792 You didn't take any of your buddy's melatonin, did you? 1572 01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,667 -Hi, yeah, this is Andy, I just called. -Andy! 1573 01:15:57,792 --> 01:15:59,208 Officer Pat is not here. 1574 01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:00,417 Can you please send someone else? 1575 01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:02,458 -What are you doing? -What the fuck?! 1576 01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:03,458 God! 1577 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:08,333 I think God is cursing me for having premarital sex. 1578 01:16:10,042 --> 01:16:11,458 Either that or it's gonorrhea. 1579 01:16:21,125 --> 01:16:22,167 Oh, hi there. 1580 01:16:23,292 --> 01:16:24,458 Brilliant Bryce here. 1581 01:16:24,708 --> 01:16:26,750 The Amazing Andy's best buddy. 1582 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:30,917 We have a very special video for you today. 1583 01:16:31,042 --> 01:16:33,500 But first, a word from our sponsors. 1584 01:16:33,917 --> 01:16:36,042 If you're like us, you have trouble 1585 01:16:36,167 --> 01:16:38,292 cutting things out of your life. 1586 01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:40,958 Luckily, we have just the thing. 1587 01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,417 I'm in the market. 1588 01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,125 Look at all these options. 1589 01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:46,542 What do you recommend for a woman like myself? 1590 01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:48,333 Well Jo, you're in luck. 1591 01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:50,417 I've got the perfect tool for a strong 1592 01:16:50,542 --> 01:16:52,333 independent woman like yourself. 1593 01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:54,833 An elegant rusty knife. 1594 01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:57,833 For those tough, hard to sever cuts. 1595 01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,458 Perfect for removing ligaments 1596 01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:01,208 or just some lighthearted stabbing. 1597 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:11,208 Do you think the Ouija board did this, dude? 1598 01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:12,917 I don't care, man. 1599 01:17:13,042 --> 01:17:14,375 We just need to get out of here. 1600 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,625 Obviously, man, but if they came out of the board 1601 01:17:16,958 --> 01:17:18,958 -maybe we gotta put them back in. -This isn't Jumanji. 1602 01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:20,250 Oh, God. 1603 01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:21,875 I think I'm gonna puke. 1604 01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:25,083 I'm good. 1605 01:17:32,542 --> 01:17:34,417 This may be bad timing, dude, but 1606 01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:37,583 I want to apologize. 1607 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,333 For 1608 01:17:41,708 --> 01:17:42,750 everything, man. 1609 01:17:43,542 --> 01:17:46,083 I know I've been such a fucking asshole to you. 1610 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:49,875 It's fine. 1611 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,958 It's fine, I should've listened to you about Bryce. 1612 01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:54,667 Dude, if we make it out of this thing 1613 01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:56,375 I'm gonna shut the fucking channel down. 1614 01:17:57,542 --> 01:17:59,458 I do not want to turn into Bryce, man. 1615 01:18:01,792 --> 01:18:03,667 My life is just 1616 01:18:05,625 --> 01:18:07,625 fine the way it is, you know? 1617 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:10,958 Andrew. 1618 01:18:12,417 --> 01:18:13,500 You're my best friend. 1619 01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:16,417 But you're full of shit. 1620 01:18:21,917 --> 01:18:23,000 Someone's here. 1621 01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:25,667 Oh, God. 1622 01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:43,958 I can't tell, man. It's dark. 1623 01:18:49,583 --> 01:18:50,667 Good evening! 1624 01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:51,833 Hello! 1625 01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:54,625 Hi, I'm so sorry that I'm late, but I was 1626 01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:56,750 It doesn't matter, okay. 1627 01:18:58,875 --> 01:19:01,625 Lord God, lamb of God, take away 1628 01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,875 the sins of the world and have mercy 1629 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:05,417 No, okay. 1630 01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:07,792 Praise be to the Lord 1631 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,792 Praise be to the Lord 1632 01:19:10,917 --> 01:19:12,292 Praise be to the Lord 1633 01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:18,042 Come to me in the name of the Lord 1634 01:19:19,833 --> 01:19:21,458 I feel like this isn't what you wanted. 1635 01:19:21,750 --> 01:19:23,000 Is this not? Is it 1636 01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:26,958 Do you have a note for me, or maybe is it not convincing? 1637 01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:28,792 I can do a liturgical dance. 1638 01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:29,917 Like a tasteful 1639 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,583 More prayer? 1640 01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,792 Oh, shit, dude, it's Marlow the priest. 1641 01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:35,792 -Call for help. -Help! 1642 01:19:36,208 --> 01:19:37,417 Help! 1643 01:19:38,250 --> 01:19:39,375 Help! 1644 01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:50,042 {\an8}Smile! 1645 01:19:57,792 --> 01:19:59,542 That's a wrap on the priest! 1646 01:19:59,667 --> 01:20:01,417 Fuck! What the fuck, dude? 1647 01:20:01,917 --> 01:20:02,750 Tom! 1648 01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:04,000 Run, dude, run! 1649 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:06,500 Go! 1650 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,542 Go! 1651 01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:15,542 Tom! 1652 01:20:15,667 --> 01:20:16,500 Tom! 1653 01:20:16,625 --> 01:20:17,792 Goddammit! 1654 01:20:18,167 --> 01:20:21,000 I told you boys a hundred times. 1655 01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:24,333 -Please, help us! -Stay out of my yard! 1656 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,333 No! Not again! 1657 01:20:26,542 --> 01:20:28,417 Save yourself! 1658 01:20:28,833 --> 01:20:30,000 No! 1659 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,500 Take that, you creepy old fuck! 1660 01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:33,792 Tom! 1661 01:20:35,458 --> 01:20:36,750 -Come on. -Come on, dude. 1662 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,375 Go, run! 1663 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:46,958 You missed! 1664 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,208 Next time, I won't. 1665 01:20:55,042 --> 01:20:55,917 God! 1666 01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:57,667 I don't know how much further I can make it, Andy. 1667 01:21:01,667 --> 01:21:02,750 Andy, your camera. 1668 01:21:02,875 --> 01:21:03,875 It's fine, dude. 1669 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:04,958 -Come on, just a little further. -Okay. 1670 01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:06,125 -Okay. -Don't worry buddy, we're gonna 1671 01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:07,375 we'll find a place for you to lie down. 1672 01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:08,708 It's gonna be fine. 1673 01:21:10,208 --> 01:21:12,000 My insides are on fire. 1674 01:21:12,542 --> 01:21:14,000 Dude, shut up. They might hear us. 1675 01:21:14,125 --> 01:21:15,708 Oh, God, I need this out of me, dude. 1676 01:21:15,833 --> 01:21:16,750 You're gonna be fine, just-- 1677 01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:18,292 I need this out of me! 1678 01:21:18,417 --> 01:21:19,292 Holy shit! 1679 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:20,875 You gotta tie me up. 1680 01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:22,708 -Are you possessed, dude? -I don't know, man. 1681 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:23,792 It was fucking Nikki wasn't it? 1682 01:21:23,917 --> 01:21:25,167 Why'd it take you so much longer than everyone else? 1683 01:21:25,292 --> 01:21:27,625 Because I'm such a good little boy! 1684 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:30,250 Just grab the sheets, man, anything! 1685 01:21:30,417 --> 01:21:31,667 Fucking what about these? 1686 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,875 -Gross, fine, whatever! -Fine, hold still, dude. 1687 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,208 -Hold still. -Hurry! 1688 01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,292 -Okay. -Okay, yeah. 1689 01:21:41,833 --> 01:21:43,833 Yeah, okay, these are tight enough at least. 1690 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:47,042 Okay. In my bag there's a bible. 1691 01:21:47,167 --> 01:21:48,000 Get that. 1692 01:21:48,125 --> 01:21:49,792 -You still carry your bible around? -Just get the fucking book, man!? 1693 01:21:49,917 --> 01:21:51,167 Jesus, okay, man! 1694 01:21:51,667 --> 01:21:52,667 -Now what? -Okay. 1695 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,125 Open the yellow tab and read it. 1696 01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:56,375 No! Read the red one, bitch! 1697 01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:58,250 Don't listen to him! 1698 01:21:58,458 --> 01:21:59,333 Read the yellow tab. 1699 01:21:59,458 --> 01:22:00,292 Dude, a lot of these are bookmarked, man. 1700 01:22:00,417 --> 01:22:01,792 -Just read! -Okay! 1701 01:22:03,958 --> 01:22:06,833 "In the name of Jesus Christ, our God and Lord." 1702 01:22:08,292 --> 01:22:09,417 Burn! 1703 01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:11,083 Burn your whore face! 1704 01:22:11,917 --> 01:22:12,833 She followed Paul and the rest of us shouting. 1705 01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:13,958 These men are servants of the most high God 1706 01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:15,333 who are telling you the way to be saved. 1707 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,167 -Is this helping? -No, don't read another word 1708 01:22:17,292 --> 01:22:18,208 you stupid little bitch! 1709 01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:19,667 Come here, so I can eat your skin! 1710 01:22:21,083 --> 01:22:22,167 Alright! 1711 01:22:22,292 --> 01:22:24,375 Paul, having been greatly annoyed with the spirit, 1712 01:22:24,542 --> 01:22:25,708 turned and said to the spirit, "I command you 1713 01:22:25,833 --> 01:22:27,083 in the name of Jesus Christ to come out of her." 1714 01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:28,083 Fuck, that's it! 1715 01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,542 I command you in the name 1716 01:22:29,667 --> 01:22:31,958 of Jesus Christ to come out of him! 1717 01:22:32,250 --> 01:22:33,542 Get out of my friend! 1718 01:22:38,833 --> 01:22:39,917 Wait, did that actually work? 1719 01:22:41,583 --> 01:22:42,625 I think so. 1720 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,250 Oh, God. 1721 01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:47,583 Yeah, the burning feeling's gone. 1722 01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:50,125 Can you untie me? 1723 01:22:51,625 --> 01:22:53,958 -Jesus dude, that was fucking insane! -Oh, my God. 1724 01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,667 Why were you so much worse than everyone else? 1725 01:22:55,792 --> 01:22:57,625 Probably because I just plucked my little flower, 1726 01:22:57,750 --> 01:23:00,208 -now, come here so I can pluck yours! -Dude, stop. 1727 01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,083 Don't judge a book by its cover. 1728 01:23:04,125 --> 01:23:05,583 No, that's was bad, I'll go again. 1729 01:23:15,708 --> 01:23:20,458 Hey, guys. I figured, I'd do one last interview. 1730 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,333 In case things go wrong. 1731 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:25,250 I started this vlogumentary to understand 1732 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:28,625 why my friend Bryce Levy abandoned us. 1733 01:23:29,292 --> 01:23:32,875 And now my friend is possessed by a demon. 1734 01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:35,500 And actively trying to kill me. 1735 01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:37,000 Joey has all the footage, 1736 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:38,958 so I have nothing to prove my case. 1737 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,542 I could run. 1738 01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:46,875 And leave my friends behind. 1739 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,958 I've been very good at that. 1740 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,458 What's the point, dude? 1741 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:55,542 Bryce Levy, man. 1742 01:23:55,667 --> 01:23:58,292 He gets whatever he wants, whenever he wants. 1743 01:23:58,417 --> 01:23:59,750 And me, I'm a nobody. 1744 01:24:01,292 --> 01:24:03,458 I'm a fucking nobody, dude, with nothing. 1745 01:24:03,917 --> 01:24:07,750 Nothing, stuck sitting on the ground, talking to no one. 1746 01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:14,042 No. 1747 01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:17,042 No, fuck that, dude. 1748 01:24:17,167 --> 01:24:18,083 Fuck that! 1749 01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:20,292 Not this time, man. 1750 01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:24,417 Bryce Levy and I have been best friends since we were four years old, dude. 1751 01:24:24,583 --> 01:24:25,833 Four! Diapers, man. 1752 01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:26,875 Diapers. 1753 01:24:27,083 --> 01:24:28,375 I know he's in there somewhere. 1754 01:24:29,667 --> 01:24:30,708 And I'm gonna get him out. 1755 01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:32,250 Andy! 1756 01:24:33,042 --> 01:24:34,042 Alright, gang. 1757 01:24:34,333 --> 01:24:36,042 In case this is the last you hear from me, 1758 01:24:36,583 --> 01:24:38,250 this has been the Amazing Andy. 1759 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:39,542 Signing off. 1760 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:41,458 Like 1761 01:24:41,792 --> 01:24:42,708 and subscribe. 1762 01:24:45,375 --> 01:24:46,917 Goddammit. 1763 01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:52,208 Bryce? 1764 01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:55,917 You there buddy? 1765 01:24:58,542 --> 01:24:59,583 Bryce! 1766 01:25:08,125 --> 01:25:09,750 Holy shit! Fuck me, dude. 1767 01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:11,583 Just a fucking 1768 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,750 I always loved doing my own stunts. 1769 01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:21,208 Dial it back, man. There's nobody even here to impress. 1770 01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:26,375 -Great landing, Bryce. -Great landing, Bryce. 1771 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,375 What, were you just waiting outside for the perfect entrance? 1772 01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:31,167 We thought it would be cute for your little video. 1773 01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:33,667 Yeah, well my video will be fine enough without your help, dude. 1774 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:35,167 Oh, Andy. 1775 01:25:35,292 --> 01:25:38,333 Can't even put the camera down for one second, can you? 1776 01:25:38,833 --> 01:25:40,292 What are you doing, man? Give it back! 1777 01:25:43,542 --> 01:25:46,625 Oh, isn't that cute, guys. 1778 01:25:46,917 --> 01:25:49,292 Andy thinks that he has a choice. 1779 01:25:49,875 --> 01:25:50,708 -He doesn't. -He doesn't. 1780 01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,000 -What an idiot. -What an idiot. 1781 01:25:52,125 --> 01:25:54,417 Oh, and you can put the glass down now. 1782 01:25:54,792 --> 01:25:56,208 Won't be needing it anymore. 1783 01:25:58,417 --> 01:25:59,583 Come on, Andy. 1784 01:25:59,917 --> 01:26:01,250 I'm just trying to help. 1785 01:26:01,750 --> 01:26:03,750 You'll like things better this way. 1786 01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:08,667 Yeah, I doubt it. 1787 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,167 Come on, Andy! 1788 01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:19,083 Hi, Andrew. 1789 01:26:19,292 --> 01:26:20,417 Isn't this awesome? 1790 01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:23,708 I usually hate the shit we film, but you've really outdone yourself. 1791 01:26:23,833 --> 01:26:24,708 Why are you doing this? 1792 01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:26,083 Because you deserve it! 1793 01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:28,042 Joe. 1794 01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:29,375 Can you hear me? 1795 01:26:29,792 --> 01:26:30,958 I know you're in there somewhere. 1796 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:32,958 It's me Andy, Jo. 1797 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:39,375 -What are you running from, Andy? -What are you running from, Andy? 1798 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,000 -We're just trying to help. -We're just trying to help. 1799 01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:48,125 "The Lord provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah. 1800 01:26:48,250 --> 01:26:49,417 And Jonah was in the belly of the fish 1801 01:26:49,542 --> 01:26:51,500 for three days and three nights." 1802 01:26:51,667 --> 01:26:52,583 The red tab! 1803 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:54,292 You read the red tab, you fool. 1804 01:26:54,417 --> 01:26:56,292 You will be consumed by your ignorance. 1805 01:26:56,417 --> 01:26:57,333 Fuck. 1806 01:26:58,458 --> 01:27:00,917 "Paul, I command you in the name 1807 01:27:01,042 --> 01:27:02,542 of Jesus Christ to come out--" 1808 01:27:02,667 --> 01:27:05,542 It only works if you believe it, sweetheart. 1809 01:27:10,250 --> 01:27:11,792 -Bryce? -Bryce? 1810 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:12,958 I 1811 01:27:13,208 --> 01:27:14,792 -I don't know. -Bryce what's wrong? 1812 01:27:14,917 --> 01:27:16,167 -It burns! -Oh, my God! 1813 01:27:17,542 --> 01:27:18,583 -Bryce. -Bryce. 1814 01:27:18,708 --> 01:27:19,875 -Bryce. -What's wrong? 1815 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,083 Bryce! 1816 01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:22,458 It burns! 1817 01:27:22,583 --> 01:27:23,833 It burns! 1818 01:27:23,958 --> 01:27:25,208 It burns! 1819 01:27:29,667 --> 01:27:31,542 It's just a prank, Andy! 1820 01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:34,375 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1821 01:27:36,750 --> 01:27:37,958 Oh, come on, Andy. 1822 01:27:38,083 --> 01:27:39,792 When did you get so naive? 1823 01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:43,208 Come on man, you used to be prepared for anything. 1824 01:27:43,750 --> 01:27:47,083 A wet willy, a wedgie, or a crazy old man 1825 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:48,958 with a fondness for little boys. 1826 01:27:49,083 --> 01:27:51,667 Dude, we were both in on the prank, dude. 1827 01:27:51,917 --> 01:27:53,125 It could've been either one of us. 1828 01:27:53,792 --> 01:27:54,875 But it wasn't. 1829 01:27:55,333 --> 01:27:56,333 You got away. 1830 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:59,833 You got to live a normal life without a scratch on you. 1831 01:28:00,625 --> 01:28:01,625 Isn't that right? 1832 01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:05,625 Poor Andy still has to live with his parents. 1833 01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:11,500 Poor Andy can't get anyone to watch his hilarious fart videos. 1834 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:14,458 Nothing's ever poor Andy's fault. 1835 01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:17,708 The whole world must be out to get him. 1836 01:28:19,208 --> 01:28:20,125 I'm sorry. 1837 01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:21,917 What was that? 1838 01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:24,750 I'm sorry, okay? 1839 01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:27,042 It was my fault what happened to you, dude. 1840 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:28,667 If I could go back and trade places 1841 01:28:28,792 --> 01:28:30,417 with you I would, but I can't. 1842 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:32,417 You would? 1843 01:28:33,458 --> 01:28:35,833 -Really? -Yes, yes I would. 1844 01:28:38,792 --> 01:28:39,958 The Amazing Andy. 1845 01:28:40,458 --> 01:28:42,625 Desperate for fame and recognition. 1846 01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:45,000 A need to be seen. 1847 01:28:46,417 --> 01:28:49,542 And he will do anything to get it. 1848 01:28:52,667 --> 01:28:54,083 Do you see that camera, Andy? 1849 01:28:56,583 --> 01:28:57,458 Yeah? 1850 01:28:58,333 --> 01:28:59,583 It sees you too. 1851 01:29:02,292 --> 01:29:03,375 Easy. 1852 01:29:05,917 --> 01:29:07,292 I'm not gonna hurt you, Andy. 1853 01:29:08,125 --> 01:29:09,417 I'm giving you a gift. 1854 01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:13,417 The chance to be the person you've already dreamed of being. 1855 01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:16,208 Me. 1856 01:29:16,833 --> 01:29:18,417 Because you deserve it. 1857 01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:23,250 Please. 1858 01:29:24,417 --> 01:29:25,542 Please, Bryce. 1859 01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:09,417 Hey everyone. 1860 01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:10,833 Brilliant Bryce here. 1861 01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:12,792 It's been a while. 1862 01:30:13,292 --> 01:30:15,042 But I promise the wait will be worth it. 1863 01:30:15,875 --> 01:30:19,000 Andy spent his entire life hiding behind a camera. 1864 01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:20,625 Trying to get noticed. 1865 01:30:20,917 --> 01:30:22,167 Trying to be seen. 1866 01:30:22,833 --> 01:30:24,792 Well, Andy, welcome to the limelight. 1867 01:30:25,625 --> 01:30:27,833 A life fully seen, but never noticed. 1868 01:30:28,750 --> 01:30:29,750 Enjoy the ride. 1869 01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:32,208 It's romantic and full of adventure. 1870 01:30:33,333 --> 01:30:37,000 But when it's over, allow me to offer you one piece of advice. 1871 01:30:38,167 --> 01:30:39,708 Find someone as desperate 1872 01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:42,250 and pathetic as you to pass it on to. 1873 01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:45,292 After all, it's a gift. 1874 01:30:45,667 --> 01:30:46,625 And they deserve it. 1875 01:30:47,750 --> 01:30:48,792 Just like you. 1876 01:31:20,333 --> 01:31:21,417 Did you leave the camera on? 1877 01:31:22,333 --> 01:31:23,375 I'm not an idiot, Tom. 1878 01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:26,958 You ready? 1879 01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:28,792 Yep. 1880 01:31:29,792 --> 01:31:30,625 Okay. 1881 01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:38,208 What's up everybody? 1882 01:31:38,333 --> 01:31:41,375 It's the Amazing Andy, back at it again with another epic video. 1883 01:31:41,792 --> 01:31:44,417 As always, remember to like and subscribe 'cause we're 1884 01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:31,875 Now, back to the show. 1885 01:33:01,792 --> 01:33:02,625 Yes. 1886 01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:12,708 I've been here before. 1887 01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:18,542 {\an8}Somebody turned this shit off! 1888 01:33:20,833 --> 01:33:23,625 {\an8}Alright, what up everybody? 1889 01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:26,167 {\an8}It's the Amazing Andy coming at you from LA. 1890 01:33:26,292 --> 01:33:27,417 {\an8}Los Angeles, California. 1891 01:33:27,625 --> 01:33:30,333 {\an8}West coast, baby, let's party! Tom! 1892 01:33:30,875 --> 01:33:33,667 {\an8}Tom come here, baby! Quit eating that fruit, what's good? 1893 01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:35,083 {\an8}Come on man, we're waiting for you. 1894 01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:36,625 {\an8}Here we go. 1895 01:33:36,792 --> 01:33:37,667 {\an8}Thank you, Dew. 1896 01:33:37,792 --> 01:33:39,500 {\an8}Thank you. 1897 01:33:41,667 --> 01:33:42,500 {\an8}Yeah! 1898 01:33:42,625 --> 01:33:43,708 {\an8}Come on, come on, share the love. 1899 01:33:43,833 --> 01:33:45,208 {\an8}-Get in there, get in there. -Share the love. 1900 01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:46,833 {\an8}-Come here. -Thank you. 1901 01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,208 {\an8}Alright. 1902 01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:50,042 {\an8}Thank you, Dew. 1903 01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:51,500 {\an8}Alright, here we go. 1904 01:33:54,208 --> 01:33:55,292 {\an8}Fuck me! 1905 01:33:57,500 --> 01:33:58,875 {\an8}Hey, Andy! 1906 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:01,167 {\an8}-Yeah? -Can you tell our viewers please 1907 01:34:01,333 --> 01:34:04,000 {\an8}why we're all celebrating here today? 1908 01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:07,625 {\an8}Well, I'd first like to thank all of our beautiful sponsors. 1909 01:34:07,750 --> 01:34:09,333 {\an8}They're the ones who made this all happen. 1910 01:34:09,542 --> 01:34:10,875 {\an8}And of course I want to thank our fans. 1911 01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:12,250 {\an8}You guys have made it possible. 1912 01:34:12,625 --> 01:34:14,542 {\an8}But I just want to say we're here 1913 01:34:14,708 --> 01:34:19,458 {\an8}because we just hit ten million subscribers! 1914 01:34:20,667 --> 01:34:21,708 {\an8}Oh, shit! 1915 01:34:22,042 --> 01:34:23,875 {\an8}-Oh, baby! -Wait, Andy Andy! 1916 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:25,167 {\an8}One more question. 1917 01:34:25,292 --> 01:34:26,458 {\an8}-For the fans. -Yeah. 1918 01:34:27,042 --> 01:34:32,292 {\an8}If you could go back to when we started Mean Spirited, would you change anything? 1919 01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:35,750 {\an8}Andrew would. 1920 01:34:36,875 --> 01:34:38,042 {\an8}But the Amazing Andy? 1921 01:34:38,208 --> 01:34:39,292 {\an8}Doesn't give a fuck! 1922 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:34,375 Yeah, nailed it. 131123