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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Mi vida, open up.
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- Ahhh.
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- What am I watching?
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- It's called brushing teeth.
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You should try it sometime.
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Rinse.
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- Mom, he's nine.
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He can brush his own teeth.
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- I'm just trying to
save Gordo some time
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so he can stay up late
and meet his cousin,
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Orlando, from Orlando.
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Spit.
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both: Ohh.
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- My grandmother never
brushed my teeth.
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Knocked a couple loose, though.
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- She's got to
stop coddling him.
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- Hmm, agree to disagree.
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- It's just a little extra
TLC from his grandma.
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He'll grow out of it.
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- When a Latina holds
a baby boy in her arms,
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she keeps him a baby forever.
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Orlando's 27 and still doesn't
know how to tie his own shoes.
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- Orlando is a loser
with a capital L.
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Never had a job.
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Lives with his grandmother.
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- He lives with his Nana
because without his love,
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she would fade and perish.
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- That's what I said, loser.
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[knock at door]
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- Estoy aqu����.
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- Orlandito!
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- Tia Rosie!
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both: * Ting tong ting tong
ting tong ta-ting tong ?
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- What am I watching?
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- Qu� chulo.
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Oh, let me
help you with those bags.
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Mayan, help him with the bags.
- Oh, right.
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Oh.
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What do you have in here,
50 pounds of frozen croquetas?
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- That's just
my weighted blanket.
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I can't sleep without it.
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I have the anxiety.
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- But from what?
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You don't do nothing.
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- I do some things, Tio George.
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These shoes aren't going
to un-Velcro themselves.
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- Do you need anything?
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Caf�? Leche?
Caf� con leche?
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- What more could I need?
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I- I already have my Tia,
my godmother,
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mi luna, mi sol,
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the wind beneath my wings.
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- Ayyy!
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- This guy knows
where his bread is buttered.
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Nana, you are also the
wind beneath my wings.
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- Ayyy!
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[together]
What are we watching?
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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? ?
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{\an8}- I love having my two
favorite boys here.
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{\an8}- Ugh!
- What's wrong?
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{\an8}- Did you just realize your
life was going nowhere?
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{\an8}- No, this has the pulp.
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{\an8}- Pulp is good for you.
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{\an8}- That is a lie
made up by Big Juice.
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{\an8}It is a pulp fiction.
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{\an8}- Let me get rid of the
pulp for you, Orlandito.
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{\an8}Mayan, get rid of the
pulp for Orlandito.
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{\an8}- All gone.
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{\an8}Oh, that is pulpy.
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{\an8}- I'll strain you
a fresh glass.
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{\an8}- Can you strain mine too?
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{\an8}I just found out I also
don't like the pulp.
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{\an8}- No, you're not going to
grow up to be like him.
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{\an8}You're going to grow
up to be like me.
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{\an8}- No, please.
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{\an8}There must be some
middle ground.
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{\an8}- I'm gonna take you
on a move with me today
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{\an8}so you could see the
value of a hard day's work.
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{\an8}- I can take him to work
with me at the Apple Store.
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{\an8}- I said a hard day's work.
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{\an8}- [chuckles]
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{\an8}- Look how Orlando
left his stuff.
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{\an8}He doesn't do anything.
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{\an8}And my mom just lets
him get away with it.
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{\an8}- Well, it's because
he's a guest.
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{\an8}- No, it's because he's a boy.
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{\an8}- What are you talking about?
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{\an8}- In Latino families,
the women do
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{\an8}all the cooking, while the
men sit around and drink beer.
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{\an8}- You don't cook.
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{\an8}- Culturally speaking.
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{\an8}And on the weekends, the men
get to sleep in until noon,
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{\an8}while the women
wake up at dawn to scrub
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{\an8}the floors with Fabuloso.
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{\an8}- You don't clean.
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{\an8}- Culturally speaking.
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I'm gonna prove to you that my
mom treats women differently.
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Hey, Mom, I'm hungry.
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Can I get a waffle?
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- Orlandito hasn't
had seconds yet,
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but I think Chance left
some Goldfish in the couch.
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Just blow the dust off.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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? ?
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- Chance, today, you're
not a coddled little baby.
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Today, you're one of
my badass movers-
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overworked, underpaid,
and off the books.
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- How long is this gonna take?
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I have a school
project to work on.
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- Your project is not
to end up like that leech
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Orlando, who still lives
with his grandmother.
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- What about a leech grandpa
who lives with his daughter?
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- We are a family
reconnecting through healing.
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It's different.
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- Is it, though?
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- Go put those boxes
together, huev�n.
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- Hey, boss, you want me to
move this family portrait?
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- No, they want to leave
the family portrait
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for the new family to enjoy,
ta loca.
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Of course!
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- Do you know when we
might have our lunch break?
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It's 1:30.
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- OK, just because you have
two hands and a round face,
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don't make you a clock.
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We'll take a break
when I say we'll take a break.
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Go get that table.
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- Turn it.
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Turn it the other way.
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- OK, figure it out,
or I'll replace you guys.
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You know how many guys
would kill to have your job?
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- We got it.
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- You see how hard
I have to work, Chance?
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- No, but I can hear it.
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- What the-
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- Sorry.
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I was putting the box together
when suddenly it got dark.
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- Hey, do I have
to think for all of us?
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Turn it on its side.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Time to play Loter�a.
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both: Yay!
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[dog barking]
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- Gender Bias Loter�a.
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- Ay, no.
- Ay, por favor.
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[dog growling]
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- The fun game where
we get to prove my mom
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has internalized misogyny.
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- Watch your mouth.
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What does that mean?
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- It's what you have, Mom.
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You favor boys over girls.
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- No, I don't.
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- Actually, I think
Mayan might have a point.
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- You think so?
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- See?
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He says it, and you're
willing to think about it.
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- That's not true.
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- It kind of is.
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- You think so?
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- You're not going to stop
coddling Chance and Orlando
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until you realize
you have gender bias.
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And this game
is going to prove it.
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- I'm not gonna play a
game designed to trap me.
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- I do love a game.
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- Deal the cards, Mayan.
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- We're gonna
show you an image,
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and you'll indicate whether you
think that image is associated
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with a male or a female.
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- You each have two cards-
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a male card, el hombre,
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and a female card, la dama.
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- First up, briefcase.
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- El maletin.
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- Male or female?
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{\an8}- Ugly.
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{\an8}- But if someone were
to take it to work,
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{\an8}would it be a man or a woman?
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{\an8}- I feel attacked.
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{\an8}You know I don't work.
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{\an8}- Just say male
or female and explain
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{\an8}why you made the choice.
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{\an8}Does everyone understand?
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{\an8}- Yes.
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{\an8}But I- I have one question.
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{\an8}Is this your card?
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{\an8}- Ay!
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- Moving on.
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Corn.
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- El elote.
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- Male because the farmer
plants it, and farmers are men.
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- That's gender-biased.
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- Oh, you're right.
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Female because
a woman cooks it.
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- She's right, female,
but that's because corn
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gives birth to popcorn.
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[timer beeping]
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Oh, is that the popcorn?
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- No.
That's the kitchen timer.
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- I should go get
the food off the stove.
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- Well,
why do you have to get it?
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Can't someone else get it?
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- You're right, Mayan.
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You're right.
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You go get it.
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- No, I mean someone else.
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- Either I get the stove,
or you get the stove.
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There's no one else.
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- There it is.
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The game was just
a distraction.
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The kitchen timer
was the real test,
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because I just proved that
you think women have to do all
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the kitchen stuff
and that Orlando just
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gets to sit here and do noth-
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Wait.
Where- where is Orlando?
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- I'm in the kitchen getting
the food off the stove.
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- You see, Mayan?
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There is no gender bias here.
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Women do things.
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Men do things.
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We are both completely capable.
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- Help!
Fire!
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I don't know what to do!
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[fire alarm beeping]
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- [gasps]
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Mi cocina!
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- What do we do next?
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- Just get out of the way!
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Get out of the way!
- Ay!
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[exhales]
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- Well, I hope
you're happy, Mayan.
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Because of your silly game, you
almost burned the house down.
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- You're blaming me for this?
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- Who else would I blame?
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- Orlando just-
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- Orlandito had
nothing to do with it.
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- Ladies, ladies,
please, please.
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OK?
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Instead of pointing
the fingers,
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we should celebrate
that we survived.
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? Ting tong ting tong
ting tong ta-ting tong ?
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? Ting tong ting
tong ting tong ta-ting tong ?
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both: * Ting tong ting tong
ting tong ta-ting tong ?
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[together] * Ting tong ting
tong ting tong ta-ting tong ?
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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? ?
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Ah!
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Nothing like a big bag of
juice after a hard day's work.
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- I'm still working
on my group project.
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- Hey, man, should I paste
this on to the board?
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- No, you should wait
for it to stick itself
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up there like Spider-Man,
ta loca.
255
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,220
- These ribs
are making me hungry.
256
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,823
- What?
257
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:42,362
Watching you work makes me
hungry for better workers.
258
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,397
[both sigh]
259
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,299
- Chance, it feels
like your fear-based
260
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:51,004
management style is fostering
a toxic work environment.
261
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,909
My mom works in HR.
262
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,878
- We're outta here, man.
263
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,047
Peace.
264
00:13:02,401 --> 00:13:04,416
- Fine!
265
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,617
Leave!
266
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,985
You know how many third
graders would kill
267
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,221
to do this project with me?
268
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,390
- Chance, why are you
treating your funny-looking
269
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,326
friends like that?
270
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,497
- To get them to work
hard like you showed me.
271
00:13:16,498 --> 00:13:20,366
- You think I'm that
mean to Momo and Oscar?
272
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,435
- No, you're meaner.
273
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,404
I saw Oscar crying
in Momo's arms
274
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:29,975
for all five minutes
of their lunch break.
275
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,910
That's what I did wrong.
276
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,080
Next time, I'll make them cry.
277
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,984
[upbeat saxophone music]
278
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,185
? ?
279
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,287
- Oh, thanks God, Mayan.
280
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,056
Can you help me put
on my weighted blanket?
281
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,592
My hands are busy eating
this scrumptious flan
282
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:50,062
that my Tia Rosie made for me.
283
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,165
- It would be my pleasure.
284
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,935
Oh.
285
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,337
OK.
286
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,907
Getting it.
Getting it.
287
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,509
OK.
288
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,611
[grunts]
289
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,513
[groans]
290
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,215
- Ohh.
291
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,316
Who needs
the weight of a woman when
292
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,987
you've got this blanket, eh?
293
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,190
- Ugh.
294
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,260
- Oh, thanks God.
295
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,563
Quinten,
can you hand me the remote?
296
00:14:24,993 --> 00:14:27,232
- It's right next to you.
297
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,202
- But I'm under this blanket.
298
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,047
- You really don't
do anything, do you?
299
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,015
- No, no, no.
300
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,416
That's not true.
301
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,647
I make a great effort
to make no effort at all.
302
00:14:46,648 --> 00:14:51,657
- I wish I could do that, but
there's just- there's so much
303
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,125
to do around the house.
304
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,329
- [chuckles] Oh, Quinten,
you're doing it wrong.
305
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,365
- Doing what wrong?
306
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,500
- Life.
307
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,002
I have a little trick.
308
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,971
Anytime any woman
says, do the laundry,
309
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,307
I put a red sock
in with the whites.
310
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,010
- But wouldn't that
turn everything pink?
311
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:14,446
- Whoopsie-doopsie!
312
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,550
But you'll never wash
another laundry again.
313
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:22,988
- You're talking about
weaponized incompetence.
314
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,456
- I don't know about all that.
315
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,291
I just do things
wrong on purpose.
316
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:29,695
And I get what I want.
317
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,163
- Wait.
318
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,399
Did you start the
kitchen fire on purpose?
319
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,169
- Maybe I did, or maybe I did.
320
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,038
- [gasps]
321
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,706
- You heard him, Mom.
322
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,609
Quinten and I set a trap, and
Orlando walked right into it.
323
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,280
- I went undercover
as a man and nailed it.
324
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:57,589
- Orlando, you've been
helpless on purpose?
325
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:01,226
- Oopsie-doopsie?
326
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,096
- You just didn't see it
because of your gender bias.
327
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,198
Men like him have been
manipulating women
328
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,767
into doing everything
for them for generations,
329
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:12,137
and we've allowed it.
330
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,340
- Congratulations, Mayan.
331
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:18,477
All these years, I'm thinking
I'm being a loving t�a,
332
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,681
but you showed me
I'm just a fool.
333
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,151
- No!
334
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,262
You see the truth,
and you're empowered!
335
00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:33,092
- I hope this means
you're still taking me
336
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,653
to Universal Studios tomorrow.
337
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,398
[upbeat saxophone music]
338
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,838
- Chance, I think I may have
taught you the wrong lesson.
339
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,607
- Actually, I looked
up child labor laws-
340
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,658
- Shut up!
341
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,613
Let's get in the truck.
342
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,384
- We're not eating!
343
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,122
- I- I got a question.
344
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:08,360
Does my management-based style
of fear toxic a foster
345
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,863
work environment?
346
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,097
- No, not at all.
347
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,766
- We love it here.
348
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,768
- Are you guys just saying that
because you're afraid of me?
349
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,505
- Absolutely.
- Please don't hit me.
350
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,474
- Chance made me
realize that I may be
351
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,243
a little too hard on you guys.
352
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,379
- I do not know what type of
FBI sting operation this is,
353
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,483
but I admit nothing.
354
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,887
- It's not a trap.
355
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:40,192
I just- I just want
to tell you guys that-
356
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,627
I think what I'm
trying to say-
357
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,561
- It's OK.
358
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,530
You don't have to apologize.
359
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,865
We understand why you
are the way you are.
360
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,367
- You do?
361
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,735
- Yeah, you had a
really bad childhood
362
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,370
where no one showed
you any affection,
363
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,539
so we don't expect much.
364
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,709
- We hold on to the hope
that you can change.
365
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,511
- Every morning, I try to hug
you, and you won't let me.
366
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,215
But one day, I hope
you accept my hug.
367
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:06,453
Is it today?
368
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,922
- No.
369
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,725
- Toxic.
370
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,628
- Forgot you were here.
371
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,932
Of course,
I'll let you hug me, Momo.
372
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,301
- Hey.
373
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:29,575
You- you have to
open your arms.
374
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,278
- This is as far as I go.
375
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,546
- I understand.
376
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,549
And I'll always
hold space for you.
377
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,386
- You don't think you
take up enough space?
378
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,487
What?
379
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,622
People don't change overnight!
380
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,759
[upbeat saxophone music]
381
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,795
? ?
382
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,597
- I'm sorry, Mom.
383
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,366
My intention was to show
you your blind spots,
384
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,635
not to humiliate you.
385
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,536
- I know.
386
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,838
I'm not mad at you.
387
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,374
I'm mad at myself.
388
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,710
Did you know flan
is my favorite dessert?
389
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,347
- You're Cuban,
so it's a safe bet.
390
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,619
- Growing up,
I would always beg for it,
391
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:17,423
but I would only get it if
my brother asked for it.
392
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,957
You made me realize
that I've been
393
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:22,294
doing to you the same thing
that my mother did to me.
394
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,862
I'm so sorry.
395
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,998
I guess I'm just
repeating the cycle.
396
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:29,335
- Well, you're not repeating
it exactly, because here
397
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,769
we are talking about it.
398
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,906
- Yes.
399
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:40,879
You've been really annoying,
but I get your point.
400
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,884
I love that Orlando, but
he's un poquito diabolical.
401
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:50,590
- Well, stop doing so much for
him and do more for yourself.
402
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,869
- Mmm.
403
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,772
Here.
404
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,973
- Thanks, Mom.
405
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,575
- Oh, that's not for you.
406
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,311
That's to put in the
fridge for Chance.
407
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,379
What?
408
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,713
People don't change overnight.
409
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,850
[upbeat saxophone music]
410
00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:20,453
? ?
411
00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:23,922
- You're not drying
the dishes right!
412
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,826
If I want to see spots,
I'll look at my liver.
413
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,062
- Ah, ah, ahem.
414
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:33,298
- Please and thank you.
415
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,501
- Ay, d�os mio!
416
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,771
- We're not falling
for it, Orlando.
417
00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,572
You're doing it on purpose.
418
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,940
- I'm really trying, OK?
419
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,942
I swear.
420
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,711
Otra vez!
421
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,080
- Can we just break the
dirty dishes so I don't
422
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,649
have to wash them for nothing?
423
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,488
- I did one!
424
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,857
{\an8}[all cheering]
425
00:20:58,858 --> 00:20:59,892
{\an8}- [shouts[
426
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:01,694
{\an8}? Ting tong ting tong
ting tong ta-ting tong ?
427
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:02,561
{\an8}? Ting tong ting tong ting tong
ta-ting tong ?
428
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,996
{\an8}Chance, come on.
429
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:04,530
{\an8}both: * Ting tong ting tong
ting tong ta-ting tong ?
430
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,098
{\an8}T�o George!
431
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,034
{\an8}all: * Ting tong ting tong
ting tong ta-ting tong ?
432
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,771
{\an8}? Ting tong ting tong ?
433
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:16,542
{\an8}- Did they just trick us to get
out of cleaning the kitchen?
434
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,611
{\an8}- No, they tricked you.
435
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,714
{\an8}? Ting tong ting tong
ting tong ta-ting tong ?
436
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,716
{\an8}? Ting tong ting tong ting tong
ta-ting tong ?
437
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,718
{\an8}both: * Ting tong ting tong
ting tong ta-ting tong ?
438
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:28,755
{\an8}? Ting tong ting tong ?
439
00:21:28,805 --> 00:21:33,355
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