All language subtitles for Happys Place s01e06 House.eng

- Hey.
- Hey.

OK, if that's a puppy
in that box,

I need to tell you my rule--

no puppies.

But since you don't
know my rules,

let me see that little puppy.

Aw.
- It's not a puppy.

But can we get one?

- Well, we could've,
but now you know the rule.

So dang it.

- I just brought some things
to personalize my desk.

- Mm-hmm.
- Look at this.

"Coffee first, then talking."

[laughs] Don't you love it?

- Yes, I do.
That's from my kitchen.

- I kind of want to make
Happy's desk more mine.

- Well, don't you want
to keep any of it?

- It won't help me
remember Happy

because I don't know
who he was.

And a few things on the desk
aren't gonna tell me that.

- I get it.

You don't know the story
behind all this stuff.

- Exactly.

That's why I want you to
take me to his house one day.

I think it would really
help me fill in the blanks.

Sorry, I keep
bugging you about that.

- No, no, no.

I've been meaning to take you,

but it's just been
so crazy around here.

But we're gonna do it.
I promise.

- Great.

I'm gonna go get
the rest of my stuff--

that I stole from you.

- [laughs]

OK, Daddy.

I'm gonna use your
lucky coin to decide.

Heads I take her,
tails I don't.

Two out of three?

- ? Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ?

? To get through the day ?

? And sleep on
through the night ?

? But here you'll find
a place ?

? That'll surely lift
your spirit ?

? You belong at
Happy's Place ?

- What's everybody doing
on their day off tomorrow?

- Ooh.
Let's do a group hang.

How do mani-pedis, sushi,
and axe throwing sound?

- I'd be up for that.

Except the axe-throwing part.

And the part when people
touch my hands or feet.

- You trying to throw an axe?

You might not have to worry
about your hands or feet.

[laughter]

- Burn.

- Yeah, he's hilarious.

Anyway, I will
actually be spending

my day off here getting
the quarterly financials done.

- Mm. Condolences.

I guess being a brainiac isn't
all unicorns and railroads.

- Rainbows.

- Isn't all rainbows
and railroads.

- And as for being here alone,

I believe that's called
paradise.

- Well, I hate
to ruin paradise,

but you won't be alone.

I gotta replace two burners
on the stove.

- Oh.

I feel like John Milton.
[chuckles]

Seriously?

A "Paradise Lost" joke
and nothing?

OK. OK.

But he makes an

"axe cuts Steve's hands
and feet off" joke

and you're all rolling
in the aisles.

- Oh, hey, Bobbie,

what are your plans tomorrow?

We are planning a group hang,

and so far, "we" is, um, me.

[chuckles]

- Well, Isabella
and I will be busy.

I'm taking her to see
Daddy's house.

- Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.

- That is awesome.
Thank you.

I love you.

I mean, thank you.

- You're welcome.

And I love you, too, kiddo.

I love both of you.

More than either
of you love each other.

- I'm surprised you haven't
been there already.

- I've driven past it
a few times.

I swear I felt something.

- You felt Happy's spirit.

- Well, if his spirit's
still there,

I wish he'd mow the yard.

[laughs]

Hey, would you mind
to go over there

and fix a jammed window for me?

- Glad to help.
- Me, too.

You know, what do you--
what do you need me for?

- Nothing.

I mean, I don't need
a bartender 'cause,

you know,
I'll have my flask with me.

- Yeah.

- You enjoy your day off.

- Oh, no. Come on, Bobbie.

I want to come.

Please? Can I, please?

Come on. Can I?

Can I, huh?

- Gabby, I'm just gonna
show Isabella the house.

- [sighs]

- Maybe she could go and,
uh, look for the penny.

- What?

Look for the penny?

- Emmett, I told you,
never bring that up again.

- Hey, Emmett.

- Mm-hmm?

- What's this thing
about a penny?

- Forget I mentioned it.

- Yeah, well, I already forgot
that you told me to forget.

So as soon as Emmett mentioned
"the penny,"

Bobbie gave him
the death stare.

[scoffs] Yeah.

I'm telling you,
that is some kind

of code for something.
Mm-hmm.

All right, do me a favor.

Ask him about it when you two
are here alone tomorrow, OK?

- For that to happen, we would
need to have a conversation,

which I don't anticipate.

- It is hilarious how
intimidated you are by him.

- Oh, please.

I don't buy his whole
strong, silent--

[gasps] He's coming.

- Delivery came.

When you guys open up this,

if it doesn't make that
vacuum-packed sound,

don't worry about it.

I like olives.
- Yeah.

Yeah, you do, huh?

So, big guy, huh?

Ooh, yes, Chef.

Me likey.

[chuckles]

What is the story
about that penny?

[chuckles]

- You heard Bobbie.

Let it go, Gabby.
- No.

Hey, come on, Emmett.

A mystery is afoot,
and I love mysteries.

I had a "Murder, She Wrote"
lunchbox.

Till somebody stole it.

And I couldn't figure out who.

- OK.

Here it is.

Happy collected coins.

Not all coins, just pennies.

And he swore somewhere
in his collection

he had a copper 1943 penny.

- OK.
So?

- It was World War II.

They only made a handful
of copper pennies

before they switched to steel
because copper was

hard to find during the war.

So, yeah,

pretty valuable.

- That is the big secret?

The penny is code for a penny?

- He said it was rare
and valuable.

- Ooh, a valuable penny.

Oh, gosh, maybe it's worth
a whole nickel.

- Actually, it looks like it
would be worth about $200,000.

- Wait, what?

Oh, my God.

I gotta find that penny.

I could be rich.

- Gabby, legally,
it would be Bobbie's penny.

- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course.

Of course, yeah.

I meant Bobbie and I
could be rich!

God, I could get my waterbed
out of the pawnshop.

- So you're taking Isabella
over to Happy's, huh?

- Yeah, only because I suck
at flipping a coin.

Have you ever heard
of ten heads in a row?

- Why the hesitation
in taking her?

- Well, it's my first time
to get back to the house

pre-Isabella,
and I just don't know how

I'm gonna feel about it.

- So you're afraid
it's gonna feel strange,

but you're taking her anyway?

- Yeah.

- You know what that makes you?

- No.

- A good person.

- Either that or
a horrible coin flipper.

- OK, this is where I'd sit
and chat with Daddy.

- What did you two talk about?

- Anything, everything.

That man loved to talk.

I mean, we talked
about stars, penguins,

strawberry rhubarb pie.

- Strawberry rhubarb is
also my favorite pie.

- Oh. He hated that pie.

- So this is where you grew up.

- I did. Yeah.

That tree?

That's where I had
my tire swing.

That's where I kissed
my first boy.

Bedroom window?

That's where I'd sneak out
after I started kissing boys.

- [chuckles]

Does it still feel like home?

- Yes, it does.
[chuckles]

So, what do you want
to do first?

- Close your eyes.

Are they closed?

- Yeah.

- Our father--

- Who art in heaven.

- Oh, no.

No, not that one.

- Oh, you mean about Daddy.

Oh, OK.

- I'm sorry.

I don't really know what to do.

- Well, why don't I
just show you around?

I could be your tour guide.

- That would be great.

- Tips are appreciated.

- Hey.
- Hi.

How's it going in there?

- Oh, one of those burners
is giving me fits.

- Well, one of my categories
is off by 11 cents.

so I'm having
my own kind of fit.

I got the figures off
of handwritten receipts,

so I probably transcribed
something wrong.

And because of that, I'm
dealing with this whole mess

of being short 11 cents.

- Hell, I've got 11 cents.
- No.

No, no, no, no.
Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.
I'll--I'll find it.

Yeah.

- So when my first-grade
teacher asked me why I was

so good at arithmetic,
I told her,

well, shoot far,
I've been playing

blackjack since I was three.

- You're so lucky
to have these stories.

I used to make up fake stories
about who my dad was.

- Aw.

- In fourth grade,
I wrote an essay

and said my dad was Brad Pitt.

And that was only because
I couldn't spell "DiCaprio."

- Oh.

- Don't be mad.
- About?

- I am only here
because Emmett would not

stop yakking about that penny

and about how he was sure
that I could find it.

And also, how he was sure
that when I did find it,

that you would split
the money with me,

which is not why I'm here.

But that would
only be fair, OK?

So, look, if you're gonna be
mad, be mad at Emmett.

- Come on in.
- Ah, yes.

- You know, always looking
for a reason to smack Emmett,

but I'm not mad.

- I'll get on this.

- OK, you ready
to continue the tour?

- Yep.

I hope there'll be time
to stop at the gift shop.

I, uh, have to get
a coffee mug for a friend.

- [laughs]

- Oh, w-wait.

All right, hang on.

Where is this, uh--
this penny collection?

- Oh.

- Good lord!

How many are in there?

- Oh, I reckon about 40,000.

- I have to go through
40,000 pennies?

- [giggles]

And watch out for spiders.

They love this closet.

- So, basically,
I have a very little chance

of finding that penny
and a very good chance

of getting spiders in my hair.

Yeah? You know what?

Screw you, Emmett.

[grunts]

- Come along.
Stay with the tour.

This alone is worth
the price of admission.

Presenting Bobbie's room.

Ta-da!

- Oh, wow.

This is the greatest thing
I've seen in my entire life.

- Right? [laughs]

- Wait, was it like this
when you were in high school?

- No.

My parents put it back
like this

for when Gracie would stay
over.

- Good, 'cause you got a lot
less cool there for a second.

Is this your "sneaking out
to break hearts" window?

- Mm-hmm.

Hardest part was sneaking back
in after a little Boone's Farm.

- OK, you're cool again.

Oh, I wanted one
of these tea sets.

I asked for it every birthday.
- Yeah?

- My mother always said,
"Boiling water is not a toy."

So...

Tour guide--
- Yes.

- Is there a story about this?

- Yes, ma'am.

The night before my birthday,
Daddy went to the store

where I'd seen it,
but they were all sold out.

- [gasps]

Dramatic story.
- Mm-hmm.

So he drove a hundred miles
to Johnson City

to get one at a store there.

- Best kind of story.

Dramatic, but with a hero.

- Yeah, yeah.

OK, that completes
the official tour,

but we still have time
for questions.

So do you have any?

- I do have a few.

- Well, that's why they pay me.

So what's your first question?

- What was his favorite color?

- He always said "plaid."

[laughs]

He thought that was
hysterical.

Give me another one.
- OK.

Favorite food?
- Chili.

Hot chili.

Hot enough to make
a volcano sweat.

- Where was he born?

- Locust Ridge, Tennessee.

He would tell everybody that
he grew up with Dolly Parton.

And he loved to say,
"I knew her before the boobs."

[both laugh]

So what else would
you like to know?

- Why didn't he acknowledge me?

- I don't know, honey.

I wish I had an answer for you,
but I just don't.

- That's OK.
- Mm.

- I've gotten used
to not knowing

the answer to that question.

You will, too.

[gentle music]

? ?

- Hey.

Take a break.

Dinner time.

- Steak? Thank you.

- Dry-aged beef.

If we're gonna work
on our day off,

we're gonna eat good.

[clears throat]

You ever find your 11 cents?

- I did, yes.

I'm nothing if not precise.

Did you get that burner in?

- Oh, yeah.

People underestimate
the persuasiveness

of a rubber mallet.

[groans]

This is one of those times
I wish we had a TV in here.

- Are you casting aspersions
on the quality

of my dinner company?

- Little bit.

No, but I also wanted
to see the interview

Channel 8's doing
with Josh Heupel tonight.

Coach of the Vols.

The Volunteers.

That's the University
of Tennessee football team.

He used to be a player.

He was a quarterback
for--for the Sooners.

That's the University
of Oklahoma Sooners.

Yeah, anyway, uh,

they're interviewing him
tonight.

- Ah.

I bet he'll wear his ring.

- What's that now?

- His national
championship ring.

He must love it,
especially since he got it

by beating Chris Weinke
and Florida State.

- I'll be damned.

- Enjoying your Heisman Trophy,
Weinke?

Excuse me while I hoist
the BCS Championship trophy.

Boom!

- And Weinke only beat him
in the Heisman voting

by, like, 80 votes.

- 76 votes.

I'm nothing if not precise.

- I'll be damned.

Steve, you like olives?

- Love them.

Especially if they're in
a very dry martini.

- I'll be damned!

- Hey, you know
what we should do?

- What?

- We should have
a tea party up here.

- Oh, shoot.

We could do it now
if I'd brought my flask.

- No, now wouldn't be
a good time

because I need
my wits about me.

- What for?

- For something my super-cool
older sister used to do.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, no!

Stop!

You are not going out that
window and on that roof.

- I'm going to go kiss a boy.

I'll meet you downstairs.

- Oh, my gosh.

Daddy, you would've gotten such
a big kick out of this girl.

Oh.

I don't get it.

You drove a hundred miles to
get a tea set for my birthday,

but you couldn't send
her a card

or call her on her phone?

- I'm telling you,
I'm losing my mind.

After a while, these all
just start to look the same.

- They are the same.

Except for the date.

[coins rattling]

Hey, Bobbie.

You spending time
with your dad?

- No, just spending time alone.

- You know, my people
believe there's

a spirit road in the sky.

And when it touches down,

the spirits
of the ancestors can go.

But before they do,
they need to make sure

that things are right,
especially with family.

We have a saying,

"If it's not fixed,
it will be fixed."

- You know what's so strange
about that, Daddy?

I was always amazed that
you could fix anything--

my bicycle, lawn mower,
your truck.

[exhales deeply]

Sure wish you knew how
to fix this.

- Ooh. Ah!

[screams]
- Oh!

- I'm OK.

- What the hell?

- I'm perfectly fine.

That ever happen to you?

- Yes.

That's why I told you
to get off that roof.

- [chuckles] Well, I did.

- Get in here before
the neighbors call the police.

[coins rattling]

- [grunts] I quit!

I can't do this anymore.

You know, I don't care how
much that penny is worth.

I am done.

I'm gonna be dreaming
about Lincoln's profile

for the rest of my life.

It is Lincoln, isn't it?

- [chuckles]

- What is so funny?

- There is no rare penny.

Daddy used to tell me that
story when I was a kid,

usually when he wanted
a few hours of peace

to watch a football game.

- [titters]

- Why the hell would
Emmett tell it to me?

- Well, I guess he was trying
to buy me a few hours of peace.

And it worked.

- [giggles]

Oh, Gabby, don't be mad, OK?

It's just--

oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.
- What's the matter?

- Gabby, where did--

- What is she doing? Wh--OK.

You're freaking me out.

- Honey, what is it?

- W-where did you get this?

- The closet.

I was gonna give it back.

- This is from
my college graduation.

Lyonsberry College,
Class of 2022.

Do you know what this means?

- Daddy was at your graduation.

- My daddy! [laughs]

And my college is way more
than a hundred miles away.

Suck it, tea set!

- [laughs]

- This is so much better
than finding a penny.

Suck it, Lincoln!

- It's fixed.

- That game was awesome.

- Oh, it was, man.

I had a buddy
that worked for the network.

I got to go down on the field
after they won.

- Oh, I prefer seeing it on TV,
far from that crowd.

It looked like pandemonium.

- It was.

But it could have been worse.

It could have been
the pandemonium

John Milton described.

The one next to the hill
that vomited

"fire and rolling smoke."

- Did you just make
a "Paradise Lost" joke?

I'll be damned!

- [laughs]

Boy, do we have a story
for y'all.

- Trust me, it can't beat ours.

- I fell off a roof.

[chuckles] And Happy
went to my graduation.

- Steve likes football.

- Well, I'll be damned.

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