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225, Right.
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225 children are
born every minute.
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That makes it 4
children every second.
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Which means by the
time you reach home...
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...there will be
23625 babies born.
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According to my science
teacher's theory...
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98.3% babies out of these can be
classified into 3 categories.
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1st - Parent's favorites.
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They love their parents and
listen to everything they say.
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Obviously the parents
are nothing but happy.
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2nd - The Rebels.
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Yes, the revolutionaries.
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But unlike Bhagat Singh, their
enemies are not the British...
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...but their very own parents.
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l doesn't matter how much you
scream and shout at them...
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...it makes no damn difference
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Then the 3rd kind
- The smart ass.
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They listen to everyone, but
do what they feel like doing.
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Their parents feel lucky to
have such obedient kids.
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But obedient are those who wait
outside their house post midnight.
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Which category am I from?
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That's me. The fourth kind.
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l wanted to fly but somehow
couldn't unclip my wings.
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And my mom dad.
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Did you win a silver medal son?
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No, no, no! You've lost a gold.
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lt's no big deal baby.
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From tomorrow instead of
swimming, we'll try golf.
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Anyway, chlorine's not
too good for your skin.
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Dad wanted a gold medal and
mom, a perfect face...
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and to achieve that they
decided everything for me.
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Golf.
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My sports.
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My food.
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My school.
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College.
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And before l knew it,
l was an architect.
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Dad sent me to Vegas
for work experience.
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The hub of architecture
and construction.
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This is my office,
Marshal & Fox.
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The 1 1th best architectural
firm in the world
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But my dad wanted to
see me in the top two.
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His plan was, that after l
got 2 years work experience,
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l'd join his construction
business in lndia.
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And mom's plan was to get me
married off to one of her...
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...socialite friend's
socialite daughter.
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But maybe life had a different
plan in store for me.
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That's me, Rahul Kapoor, son of reputed Mr.
and Mrs. Kapoor.
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And I've just been sacked.
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And what bad timing, mom and dad
were in Vegas for Christmas
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and a business meeting.
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And this is the story of
the following two weeks,
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that turned my life upside down.
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What is this Rahul?
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l could sketch better than
this when I was in school.
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l mean this one is..
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l was twenty-five years old
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and still found myself tongue
tied in front of my father.
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This is basics Rahul, basics.
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Where did you get this
red bow tie from?
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Mom said umm..
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The Bulani's called
again, let's leave.
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Mom said the red
bow tie's nice..
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That's why I thought l would..
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Should l change?
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Rahul! Move.
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Baby, you're hairstyle looks
really old fashioned.
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Try something new.
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Drop in at Vidal Sassoon Salon.
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Use a little product, texture.
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Give it some zing.
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You should listen
to your mother,
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She's done her MBA
in hairstyling.
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lf only l had, I could have
done something about your hair.
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l'm tired of telling you to get a
hair transplant like Mr. Sarabhai.
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You're already looking like
you're fifty years old.
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l'm fifty-five.
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Every family has a tradition,
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and not communicating while
travelling in a car was ours.
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Remember, behave like a Kapoor.
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You must.. Impress them.
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Speak intelligently, talk
about Obama's finance policy.
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You leave 'the
Obama' talks to me
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and concentrate on keeping his
newly-wed wife entertained.
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And, baby .. - Adjust your bow.
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Wow! Wow!
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So you're climbing the
staircase to success huh?
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How's work going?
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lt's going okay, Sir.
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l like. Modest.
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You know D.K.
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Rahul's career's
in your hands now.
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Yes, yes. Of course.
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Rahul, come here.
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Come.
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ls it about a girl?
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Sorry Sir?
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Your girlfriend, Jethmalani's
daughter, who lives here in Vegas?
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Anusha?
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Ummm - We broke up last year.
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And you're still upset about it?
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No.
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Then what is your
problem my boy?
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Look at yourself.
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You're so stiff. Like this..
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You need to do Yoga,
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Kapalbhati
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You watch me, hmm - Hold this.
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Hold this.
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Watch.
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See, you're body will
become completely free.
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Try it.
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Come on try it .. try.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Yoga can't help you.
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You need sex.
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Lots and lots and lots of sex.
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Take this.
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Best escort service in Vegas
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Call for home delivery.
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What home delivery honey?
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Pizza. Baby loves pizza.
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lt's a great place, where you
get all sorts of toppings.
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Russian, ltalian or
best of all topless.
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lf you're this excited
with the card,
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imagine how excited you'll
be once it's home delivered.
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Sir, l'm going to excuse
myself to go to the bathroom.
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Aah! Not too bad.
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Oh! Thank God!
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lmagine if you required
plastic surgery.
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lt's not a chartered
flight, we'll be late.
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lf a Nobel prize was
given for being on time,
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Your father would have won
a couple of them by now.
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lt's high time you get
serious now, Rahul.
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Start concentrating
on your work.
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You've been given everything
you've ever wanted. Right?
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Rahul, I'm still
waiting for that gold.
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And by the way, Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas
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Of course, l completely forgot.
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Merry Christmas, baby.
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Get a haircut.
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Sam's an A grade idiot, mom.
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He's an asshole, a total jerk.
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00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,124
l'm being dramatic?
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Mom he cheated on me.
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And now like always, he's sending
his friends to spy on me.
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Just to see how miserable I am.
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l'm so over him.
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Mom, if I see him or any
of his friends anywhere,
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l'm telling you, l'm
going to kill him.
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Mom, I have decided l am
going to a psychologist.
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No mom. I'm not a drama queen.
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l've given seven interviews and
haven't got a single call back.
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l'm feeling low.
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00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,540
l need to feel normal.
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00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:04,874
l need help.
- And l need fifty cents change ma'am.
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No mom, I'm not
feeling homesick.
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l am not PMSing.
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l wish I could talk to dad.
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When is he getting
back from the ship?
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Okay. Great.
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So l'll see you on
New Year's then.
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Love you.
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Ya ya.
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Cigarettes and maternity jeans...
l'll try.
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l don't have money to
pay my rent and ...
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Thanks for the change.
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No problem. - Can you spare
another five hundred dollars?
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Sorry?
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l'm kidding. I owe you one.
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Are you here to take
your change back?
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No ... l'm going upstairs.
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So you're (crazy
action) as well?
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Sorry?
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Are you visiting the
psychologist too?
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Nope.
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Which floor? - Thirteenth.
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This building doesn't
have a thirteenth floor.
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Eleven ... eleven.
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Hi, l have an appointment
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Miss Riana Braganza? - Ya.
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Dr. Rooshad, door
on the left please.
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Sorry, just wanted to check if you
charge by the hour or per session?
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lt's 60 dollars
per half an hour.
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ls he that cute?
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How can l help you?
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Jobless, broke and on
the verge of killing
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my two timing ex boyfriend.
That's me Riana Braganza.
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Rahul Kapoor, l got
sacked 2 nights ago.
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How old are you Rahul? - 25.
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26, actually l turn
27 in three days.
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Tell me more about yourself.
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l feel a bit lonely.
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l want to be on my own.
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Since I've been 15 l've jumped
from one relationship to another.
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But as of now..
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l guess I'll just have to wait for..
- you know the right one.
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Six! I've dated six so-called Mr.
Rights, but somehow sooner
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or later they turn into Mr.
Wrong.
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lt's .. It's lrritating.
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lrritation?
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00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:14,374
Some time ago, someone spilled
soya sauce on my white shirt.
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Whenever I think about it, l feel uhh..
- I like things clean.
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l just hate it when people
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become anal about
insignificant things like..
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l can't wear my socks and
underwear until they're ironed.
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00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,207
Really?
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What about your sex life?
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Next question please.
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Tell me about your childhood.
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lt was normal.
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Family gatherings, movies,
parties, outings.
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l was punished if l didn't
brush my teeth 3 times a day.
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That's why I have good teeth.
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Clearly we have made
some progress today.
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You need a couple
of more sessions.
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Why don't you read our book?
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Uhhh.. - Thanks.
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Actually I'm already feeling really good.
Thank You.
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Here you go. - Thank you.
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00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,540
You're welcome.
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00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,249
So, I have three minutes left.
Do l get a discount?
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Have some mint. They're free.
225
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,582
Excuse me? - What's your name?
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Rahul.
- Show me your driver's license.
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Why?
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Since when have you
been following me?
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What? - Sam sent you right?
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Who? - That's so cute.
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Are you crazy? You can't
keep whacking me.
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l've just whacked you with a file,
if you ever spy on me again...
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...l'll hit you with my shoe.
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Listen... you... umm umm bbb.
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Bbbb. l'll whack you.
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Take this as the last warning.
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And tell Sam not to even
accidentally cross paths with me.
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Or I'll beat you both.
239
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:16,582
Maybe she just needs
another session.
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Merry Christmas.
241
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One pepperoni pizza please.
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That's one seventy five.
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Shit!
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00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,332
Hello. - I'm so sorry.
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lt's a huge misunderstanding.
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Just give me your address and
l'll drop off your file.
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No please.
248
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,624
So then?
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l live near Town Square.
You can meet me there.
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Six thirty?
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Ya okay.
252
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,499
Shit!
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Excuse me.
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l'm so sorry. - It's okay.
255
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l thought you were my
ex-boyfriends friend and umm...
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l'm really sorry.
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l'm Riana.
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Rahul Kapoor.
259
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,499
Merry Christmas. - Same to you.
260
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,707
Umm-... my file?
261
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,999
Sorry umm...
262
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,707
Sorry for disturbing
you on Christmas.
263
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,624
So, big plans for tonight huh?
264
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,082
Not really, going to be at home.
265
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,540
Family dinner?
266
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,165
Nope. I live alone.
267
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:13,082
Ouch! l know exactly
how that feels.
268
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,665
Thanks.
269
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,040
Rahul... umm...
270
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:27,957
lt's Christmas Eve; l was thinking,
do you wanna just grab a drink?
271
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,749
Right here, there's a
place around the corner.
272
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,915
No thanks.
- I'm good company. Really.
273
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,290
l'm better off at home.
274
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,915
Please.
- Actually, there's a Christmas special..
275
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,540
..on TV tonight. - I insist.
276
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,124
l'm not even much of a drinker.
277
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,582
Drink milk.
278
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,582
Sorry, bad joke.
279
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,540
Hop on.
280
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,665
l'll walk.
281
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:03,957
"Jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way.
282
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:09,332
Oh what fun it is to ride on a
one horse open sleigh baby!
283
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,582
Jingle bells, jingle
bells, jingle all the way"
284
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:13,165
Before I forget, your 50 Cents.
285
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,374
No, that's okay.
286
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,332
Come on.
287
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,499
Are they ever going
to stop screaming?
288
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,874
l know. They really suck.
289
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,165
But this is the only
place you get beer...
290
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,457
...for three dollars
and popcorn for free.
291
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:36,957
And to top that, you can scream
and shout anything you want...
292
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,374
...and nobody gives a damn.
Watch this.
293
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:48,790
You guys suck! Stop
screaming arseholes.
294
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:53,124
STOP!!!!!!!!!!
295
00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,332
Cheers.
296
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:16,040
" My life is horrible, miserable,
l'm gonna kill myself."
297
00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:20,124
"Can anybody shoot me? Kill me?"
298
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,832
"Yeah! My life is
horrible, miserable..."
299
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,457
So what do you do?
300
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:27,165
l'm an architect.
301
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:30,040
Oh nice! That was my
back up career option.
302
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,040
So you're an interior designer?
303
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:34,332
Nope... Hairstylist.
304
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,665
l freelance and style hair
for big shows in Vegas.
305
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,999
Hey what a coincidence, that we're
both from a creative field...
306
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,374
...and unemployed too.
307
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,915
Cheers.
308
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,499
How did you know I'm...
309
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,040
l read your file.
310
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,457
l think l should leave.
311
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:59,124
Relax it's not a board
exam, you can read mine.
312
00:23:59,208 --> 00:24:00,540
lt's getting late.
313
00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:01,999
lt's nine thirty.
314
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:06,832
Quarter to ten.
- Why're you so...
315
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,540
l'm not...
316
00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,999
Do that again. - I'm not...
317
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:14,582
Wow! When was the last
time you partied?
318
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:15,957
Yesterday. - With who?
319
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,415
With mom and dad.
320
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,790
Ooooooh! Jiggy wiggy
with mummy and daddy.
321
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:24,624
Loosen up, you're
such a tightass.
322
00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:34,874
l'm not a tightass.
323
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,180
The ground is sloshed
324
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,860
The sky is sloshed
325
00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:15,260
Everybody is sloshed here
326
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:19,580
Or else the whole world is sober
327
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:22,260
And we're sloshed
328
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,140
Don't leave my hands
329
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,820
Don't get lost
330
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,940
Whatever happens, I am with you
331
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,920
I am with you
332
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,600
Don't be afraid
333
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,200
Smile a little
334
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,560
Whatever happens, I am with you
335
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,560
There is you and me
336
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,960
I wanna to be with you
337
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,120
I follow you
338
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,240
You are ahead of me
339
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:55,600
There is you and me
340
00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:01,340
There is you and me
341
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:05,420
I wanna to be with you
342
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,380
What's the price of the earth?
343
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,060
What's the price of the sky?
344
00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,860
Where are they being sold?
345
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:15,780
Let's fill our pockets
With all those stores
346
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:18,180
Let's go there
347
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:21,060
Don't lose this opportunity
348
00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:23,540
Needlessly
349
00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:25,700
Whatever happens, I am with you
350
00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:26,940
I am with you
351
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,660
Don't be afraid
352
00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:30,340
Smile a little
353
00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:32,300
Whatever happens, I am with you
354
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:34,540
There is you and me
355
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,820
I wanna to be with you
356
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,300
I follow you
357
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:46,180
You are ahead of me
358
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:53,140
There is you and me
359
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:56,060
There is you and me
360
00:26:56,420 --> 00:27:00,780
I wanna to be with you
361
00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:18,780
There is you and me
362
00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:20,540
There is you and me
363
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,180
There is you and me
364
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,860
There is you and me
365
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,620
There is you and me
366
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,300
There is you and me
367
00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,380
There is you and me
368
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,200
There is you and me
369
00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:34,999
Do l look all high
and mighty to you?
370
00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:38,999
l don't know about you.
But l'm definitely high.
371
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:48,832
l'm loose.
372
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:49,999
Whackaaaaaaaaw!
373
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:54,165
Loose.
374
00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,415
See. - Hey, guys.
375
00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:57,915
Could you please help us?
376
00:27:58,083 --> 00:27:59,790
Could you please help me?
377
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:02,957
Look at me.
378
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:08,624
Do l look uptight? Boring?
379
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:13,874
lt's Christmas and
we'd love to help you.
380
00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:15,624
You see this lady over here?
381
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:18,999
We met five hours ago and
we want to get married.
382
00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:22,915
Hi ! - Can you guys come on in
and help be our eyewitnesses?
383
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,082
l can't see anything.
384
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,415
We'd love to witness your eyes.
385
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,832
Where are you taking me?
386
00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,457
l want to go home.
387
00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:36,499
This is God's home.
388
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,582
Vegas is the only
place in the world...
389
00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:43,207
...where you are allowed to get
married at anytime, in any condition!
390
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:50,874
And people often do get
hammered and then married.
391
00:28:57,208 --> 00:28:59,165
And maybe that night, we...
392
00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:02,207
Oh shit...
393
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:05,290
Thank you. Thank you very much.
394
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:44,832
No no no no
395
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:58,415
Aaaaaaah!!!
396
00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:11,499
Please don't cry.
Everybody's staring.
397
00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:13,624
We can annul this marriage.
398
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,624
Britney Spears did it too.
399
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:21,165
No... no... no... no. An annulment
is very different from a divorce.
400
00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:23,832
When two people get
married under..
401
00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:25,999
..'not normal' conditions the law
gives them the right to cancel...
402
00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:28,082
...the marriage without
having to file for a divorce.
403
00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,874
lt's like never having gotten
married in the first place.
404
00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:51,040
We're going to have
to annul this.
405
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,915
Don't worry an annulment is
very different from a divorce.
406
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,332
Britney Spears has done it too.
407
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:59,124
l'm aware of that. - Good.
408
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:01,624
2 strawberry shakes and
a number 3 please.
409
00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:14,999
So... You were rather
charged last night.
410
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:19,665
Me? You mean we!
411
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,707
l'm always charged. But you!
412
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,165
ln all that excitement l don't
know where l left my scooter.
413
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:30,499
l'm going to have to
register a police complaint.
414
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:33,040
ls 4 days enough?
415
00:31:33,916 --> 00:31:35,040
Enough for what?
416
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,832
To have a child.
417
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,415
To get an annulment, what else!
418
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,624
Why? Do you plan on getting
married again in 4 days?
419
00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,499
l want to spend New
Years in lndia.
420
00:31:43,583 --> 00:31:44,790
Hello?
421
00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,374
Spending new years
with your family..
422
00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:49,374
..or staying married
to a total stranger?
423
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,374
Prioritize!
424
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:56,207
Can I suggest something? What if
we tear the marriage certificate?
425
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,582
lt'll be our secret.
426
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,415
Do you think we're playing
house-house here?
427
00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:04,957
This is a legal marriage and l
would like to legally cancel it.
428
00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,665
Can we leave?
429
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,249
My husband will
take care of that.
430
00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:31,790
Your shoes are a
size too big for me.
431
00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:35,082
l sincerely apologise. Next time
will buy shoes in your size.
432
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,415
Hangover
433
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,124
Are you feeling okay?
434
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:54,374
l'm sorry, last night l should
have never instigated...
435
00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:55,915
...you into drinking that much.
436
00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:59,749
Sometimes l behave
really stupidly.
437
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,332
l wish when I make a mistake..
438
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:05,124
..someone would correct
me right then and there.
439
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,499
Please stop blowing into your milkshake.
It's very irritating.
440
00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:10,999
Exactly... Thanks!
441
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:17,499
You could have warned me
before putting the window up.
442
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,207
Wow! You're actually blaming
me for this one too?
443
00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,249
Can you ever find
faults in yourself?
444
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,082
You're the one who
shut the window.
445
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:25,707
Clean it. Properly.
446
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,915
Apart from behaving stupidly, you
have a million other issues.
447
00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,082
lnstead of marrying me you should
have married your psychologist.
448
00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,082
Since you've met me
you've driven me crazy.
449
00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,499
Really! You need help!
450
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:39,499
l need help? Have you
ever looked in a mirror?
451
00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:42,624
You drive like an aunty, eat
food like an old woman.
452
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,040
You're a girl. You should buy
yourself a dress. I'll pay for it.
453
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,957
l see, Mrs. Laxmi Mittal!
454
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,582
You're the one shelling out all
the cash since last night right?
455
00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:52,415
The 50 cents at 7/1 1, the
alcohol bill last night...
456
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,040
...and not to forget today mornings
breakfast... 'I'll buy you a dress'
457
00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:57,707
Stop the car. Stop the car...
- Go ahead now, throw a tantrum.
458
00:33:57,791 --> 00:33:59,082
lf nothing else works, you
might as well throw a tantrum.
459
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:01,665
l'm not throwing a tantrum.
We've reached my house.
460
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,915
Will definitely return your
money the next time l see you.
461
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:14,165
By the way your memory
seems to have failed you,
462
00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:16,540
l've already returned
your 50 Cents
463
00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,749
lf only my memory was as sharp as
you tongue, l'd have remembered.
464
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,457
Thanks for the compliment.
lt was nice knowing you.
465
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:21,832
Just let me know
when and where..
466
00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:23,790
..I should come to sign
the annulment papers.
467
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,832
Trust me. Can't wait.
468
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,249
Hey. Come on, guys.
469
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,415
No rent, no house.
470
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:50,415
Please.
471
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:54,249
Mom, please don't yell at me.
472
00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:56,082
l need help.
473
00:34:57,250 --> 00:35:00,332
Mom, how long will it take for
you to transfer the money?
474
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:02,832
By tomorrow?
475
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:06,457
Mom, I've pawned
whatever I could have.
476
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:08,249
l'm still short of 400 dollars.
477
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,707
And all the budget hotels
are booked for Christmas.
478
00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:12,415
Mom, please don't cry.
479
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,207
Don't worry, Mom.
480
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,165
l've found a solution.
481
00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:21,374
May I help you! - No thanks.
482
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,665
Excuse me, Sir.
483
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:38,040
Your girlfriend parked the scooter
by the trashcans last night.
484
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:39,665
l'm sorry.
485
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,790
And you guys puked.
486
00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,207
A lot.
487
00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:50,040
l'll - I'll call her.
488
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,832
My building security guard
has found your scooter.
489
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,707
Please come and pick
it up tomorrow.
490
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:02,040
Also you have to sign some papers
for the lawyers' appointment.
491
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,624
Great scooter.
492
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,374
Perfect.
493
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:15,082
Hi.
494
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,415
l've got a business
proposition for you.
495
00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:19,415
At 3:00 am?
496
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:21,499
l'm a morning person.
497
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:24,624
lt's lightweight, heavy duty,
great mileage, eco-friendly.
498
00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:25,999
Just for three ninety-nine.
499
00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,832
l don't want to
buy your scooter.
500
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,707
Come on. lt's a great deal.
501
00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:33,040
Please don't waste
any more of my time.
502
00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,165
Think of something else.
503
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,457
What should l think of?
504
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:38,082
Mom will take another twelve hours
to transfer money into my account.
505
00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:40,665
Dad's on the ship. And
all the cheap hotels...
506
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:43,999
Trust me, l've tried everything.
507
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:46,332
Pre-pone your ticket.
508
00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:48,165
l have a job interview tomorrow.
509
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,082
lt's okay.
510
00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,999
lt's my problem. l'll
find a solution.
511
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,124
l'll sleep on the roadside.
I'll beg.
512
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:06,582
Push comes to shove, it's
Vegas, l'll sell myself.
513
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,874
Thank you very much
for your help.
514
00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:17,457
Listen, you can
sleep here tonight.
515
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:21,124
When your money gets transferred
tomorrow, you can decide what to do.
516
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,665
Are you sure?
517
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,957
Don't be silly. You
sleep in the bedroom.
518
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,124
This is for you.
519
00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:35,415
Thank you.
520
00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:10,707
Don't.
521
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:13,332
Sorry.
522
00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:17,165
What time is your interview?
- Right now.
523
00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:21,124
lf you don't mind,
after your interview,
524
00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:23,749
could you drop off the
annulment papers at City Hall?
525
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,832
l might get late. - Sure.
526
00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:28,707
l just have to go to the
thrift store but...
527
00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:31,040
Okay, so then what we can do is,
l can pick you up from City Hall
528
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:33,040
And then take you to the thrift
store to get your stuff back.
529
00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:34,332
Sounds good.
530
00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:40,457
Oh! Last night I found this
visiting card on your couch.
531
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,499
Boobs-a-liscious Escort Agency.
532
00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:47,999
Since 1956.
533
00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:53,874
They were very big
clients of my firm.
534
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,165
l'm getting late. l
should be leaving.
535
00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:04,915
Good luck. - You too.
536
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:20,980
Let's go for a drink in a while.
537
00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:24,180
To the strip club? Sure.
538
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,749
Lahul Kapool, light?
539
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,165
Rahul Kapoor.
540
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,582
Lahul Kapool.
541
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:37,820
He looks...
542
00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:40,060
somewhat funny.
543
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:43,460
I think, you should do it.
544
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,080
Thank you very much
for coming here today.
545
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,560
It wasn't necessary though.
546
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,400
We think, you look somewhat funny.
547
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,760
So, we have no job for you.
548
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:09,415
Boss said - You, No job.
549
00:40:13,916 --> 00:40:15,165
Are you sure?
550
00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:18,020
No matter what you say to
this idiot, he won't understand.
551
00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:21,900
Do not worry about it.
552
00:40:24,916 --> 00:40:28,624
Sure.
553
00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:51,832
So, how was your interview?
554
00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:59,040
Listen, l'm really sorry
about your interview.
555
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,540
Don't be, it's not your fault.
556
00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:05,582
How was your interview?
557
00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,165
Alright.
558
00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,082
They might call me back
in a couple of days.
559
00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:16,999
Listen, l know a place where
you'll definitely feel better.
560
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:21,832
Or actually, let it be.
561
00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:26,040
Mom's just sent me money,
and l'll blow it up again.
562
00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,457
Where would I feel better?
563
00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:32,707
l'm paying.
564
00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:34,707
Take a right.
565
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:43,999
What are we doing?
566
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,832
lt's pay back time.
567
00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:50,124
The Japanese didn't hire
you, so we hired them.
568
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,040
Do it properly.
569
00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:55,790
Why am I laughing?
570
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,249
lt's not funny. l'm unemployed.
571
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:02,082
Will keeping a straight face
help you get yourjob back?
572
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:10,290
l was thinking, if it's just a
matter of a couple of days...
573
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,999
...you can stay at my place.
574
00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:18,374
lt's so true, "your
husband is your God".
575
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,999
Such wise words.
576
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,999
That secretary was right.
577
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,665
You need more sessions.
578
00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:30,040
l don't what convinced
me to go a psychologist.
579
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,540
Break-ups are always bad.
580
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:34,707
Psychologists make
them expensive too.
581
00:42:34,916 --> 00:42:36,540
Especially your first break-up.
582
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:39,582
The weeping, the sobbing, the
depressing love songs, the blank calls.
583
00:42:39,666 --> 00:42:40,790
Ooof!
584
00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:44,249
Ohhh, so you've had
your heart broken too?
585
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,457
Tell me about it.
586
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:46,957
Are you crazy?
587
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,165
Tell me.
588
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,040
No. - Come on. Big deal ya.
589
00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,874
No. - Come on. Please.
590
00:42:52,958 --> 00:42:54,332
Now we're friends right?
591
00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:00,457
Right. Anyway.
592
00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:06,082
We'd been dating for about a year and
l was only allowed to hold her hand.
593
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,457
So you never...
594
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:10,665
No... No.
595
00:43:10,916 --> 00:43:12,582
Who was the last girl you dated?
596
00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:14,207
Are you interviewing me?
597
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:16,915
No, l'm just sharing
in your sorrow.
598
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,624
Come on, tell me.
599
00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:20,915
Anusha.
600
00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:23,207
Family friend, lives
here in Vegas.
601
00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:24,957
Mom and dad suggested so...
602
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,749
So?
603
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:28,957
So what?
604
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,499
We went on a few dates after
which, she stopped calling.
605
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,749
Why?
606
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,124
l don't know. l guess l wasn't
good enough or something.
607
00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,832
l've understood your problem.
608
00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,707
You need to start dating again.
609
00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:46,915
Excuse me?
610
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,249
What problem?
611
00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:50,957
You have a really low self-esteem
and nothing will give your ego...
612
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,415
...a bigger boost than
hooking up with a chick.
613
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,957
Call Anusha.
614
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:56,999
l'm ignoring you.
615
00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:59,624
Erhhhhhhh. At dinner. Give her
a hundred percent attention.
616
00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,249
Eat less and listen more.
617
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:03,999
Give her lots of compliments
and lots of wine.
618
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:07,832
And because you let me live here,
l'll tell you a special trick.
619
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:09,707
Don't drive your car to dinner.
620
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:14,290
Every girl likes to drive her
boyfriend home once in a while.
621
00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:16,707
Are you listening?
622
00:44:16,791 --> 00:44:17,915
No. - Come on.
623
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,540
No. - You're calling her.
624
00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:21,165
Absolutely not.
625
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:23,165
l know you're going to call her.
- I'm not going to call her.
626
00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:24,582
Really? - Ya, really.
627
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,332
Call her.
- I'm not going to call her. Okay.
628
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,665
Hello, Anusha?
629
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,165
So.
630
00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:11,290
l mean, this dinner plan was
a little out of the blue.
631
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,415
Anything important?
632
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:16,374
No. Just.
633
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:20,915
Uh... mom mentioned your
parents were in town.
634
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:24,957
Ya. Dad had a meeting and.
635
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:27,790
You look very hot tonight.
636
00:45:31,666 --> 00:45:34,040
l'm sorry. l... I'm sorry.
637
00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:35,999
So.
638
00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:39,874
Actually, l'm glad you noticed.
639
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:46,499
You always liked my
hair untied didn't you?
640
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,249
More wine?
641
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:56,165
Rahul, I think you've forgotten
the effect wine has on me.
642
00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:58,999
You know, it's an aphrodisiac.
643
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,874
And I'm working tomorrow.
644
00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:04,082
Bad idea.
645
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,999
There's a lot more
to life than work.
646
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,499
Where have you been
hiding this Rahul?
647
00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:14,749
Ummm... well, if we hadn't
met through our parents,
648
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,207
You'd have gotten
to know me better.
649
00:46:19,666 --> 00:46:21,040
Same here.
650
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:28,540
So, what don't l know
about this Rahul.
651
00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:33,165
lt was my foot.
652
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,957
l know. Ya. I know.
653
00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:41,374
Like what? What don't I know?
654
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,957
Are you wild?
655
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,374
Ya, I'm wild.
656
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:48,749
How wild?
657
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,832
A hunter doesn't keep
count of his prey.
658
00:46:51,916 --> 00:46:53,332
Really?
659
00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,499
Have you ever done
it in a plane?
660
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:04,040
No. The bathrooms
are really small.
661
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,207
But you can ask for a
big blanket right?
662
00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,165
Very true.
663
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,999
And in a bathroom?
664
00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:15,707
Obviously, so many times
that I can't even remember.
665
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,040
What's the matter?
666
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:20,040
l'm going to the bathroom.
667
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:21,999
Okay.
668
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:31,832
Rahul... l'm going
to the bathroom.
669
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,124
Hi.
670
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:27,249
Hello.
671
00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:33,040
So, what do you want to do?
672
00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:37,499
We can eat our food first.
lt's getting cold.
673
00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:43,040
Hmmm. l hope apart from
your sense of humor...
674
00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:45,540
...everything else has
improved as well.
675
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:47,457
Yes, definitely.
676
00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:49,790
Do one thing.
677
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,332
Come this side.
678
00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:58,124
Sit.
679
00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:00,249
Shut the seat.
680
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,624
Sorry.
681
00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:10,957
What?
682
00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:13,040
Oh! Sorry.
683
00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:20,415
So, where were we?
684
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:24,207
Anusha, I don't think
I can do this.
685
00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:25,832
What can't you do?
686
00:49:26,291 --> 00:49:29,124
l want to go out.
687
00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:33,624
Are you trying to
play hard to get?
688
00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:37,790
Aaah! Anusha, please.
689
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,999
Rahul, please!
690
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:41,999
Please. - Rahul, please.
691
00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,207
No.
692
00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:46,040
Rahul shhhh... quiet.
693
00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:48,207
Listen to me.
694
00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:49,499
No.
695
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:54,040
Anusha, please.
696
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,124
Dirty boy.
697
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:58,457
l'm not kidding. - Shut up.
698
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,040
Why are you wet?
699
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,124
l went to a rain dance. Do you
have a problem with that?
700
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,332
No.
701
00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:29,915
So, what did you
have for dinner?
702
00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,415
Six liters of water.
703
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,540
lf you're hungry l
know a place close by.
704
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:48,374
lf you had told me on the phone,
l could have carried a towel.
705
00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:51,040
lt was a completely rubbish plan.
Please do me a favor...
706
00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:53,457
Don't ever give me your
any advise again..
707
00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:55,790
l asked you to go
on a date with her.
708
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:58,290
Little did l know... she'd
take you for a shower!
709
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:03,915
l hate her.
710
00:51:04,958 --> 00:51:07,790
She's on my list of top
ten most hated people.
711
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,207
Shameless!! At least apologize.
712
00:51:12,750 --> 00:51:14,207
Okay, okay, sorry.
713
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:16,332
And you can at least
wish me happy birthday.
714
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:18,665
Today?
715
00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:20,957
Happy birthday.
716
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,374
Do you sleep with
a seat belt on?
717
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:31,332
l.. umm.. drive the car.
718
00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:33,124
And wear your seat belt
719
00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:35,499
Okay Cranky pants!
720
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:51,165
Did you always want
to be an architect?
721
00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:52,665
Nope .. A hairstylist
722
00:51:54,208 --> 00:51:58,290
Very funny. - Actually..
- I was quite fond of photography.
723
00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:02,165
Oh God! l'd take random pictures
of lampposts and insects.
724
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,332
How creative. lt's a good
that you didn't pursue it...
725
00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:06,624
...or you would have found
yourself sleeping under one...
726
00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:07,915
...of those very same lampposts.
727
00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,915
That's exactly what
my mum and dad said.
728
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:12,874
Do you always listen to
everything they say?
729
00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,249
Yup.
730
00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:15,582
Don't you get irritated
trying to fulfill each...
731
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,999
...and every
expectation of theirs?
732
00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:23,249
You know, when I was a child
and my parents irritated me..
733
00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:26,332
...l would get angry and break all
the expensive things in the house.
734
00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:28,332
So you think you've
grown up now?
735
00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:32,290
Nope! There aren't any expensive
things left to break.
736
00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:35,749
ls this my new look?
737
00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:36,957
Wait till it's styled.
738
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,207
Hello.
739
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,540
Ya.. this is Riana.
740
00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:45,124
Yes.. yes I did.
741
00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:49,040
But l'm going to
lndia in 2 days.
742
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,540
Okay, great.. I'll
contact you soon.
743
00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:57,915
Yessss!
744
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:01,415
l got the job. A one-year
contract, a return ticket...
745
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,832
...and accommodation as well.
746
00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:04,082
Let's celebrate.
747
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,457
My treat.
748
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,832
No. lt's my birthday.
749
00:53:06,916 --> 00:53:09,915
How much money do you have in your wallet?
20 dollars?
750
00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:13,082
Very funny. Say we're
gonna have fun.
751
00:53:13,166 --> 00:53:14,290
We're gonna have fun. - Louder
752
00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:15,540
We're gonna have fun!!!
753
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:18,332
LOUDER!!!!!
- We're gonna have FUN!!!!!!
754
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,280
It showers abundantly
from the sky
755
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,640
Blue, yellow and green color
756
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,080
Play to your heart's content
757
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,920
Heart, you know
758
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,520
Heart, you know
759
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:41,700
Know these moments are
760
00:53:41,940 --> 00:53:43,260
Various types of
761
00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:45,100
Balloons Balloons
762
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:53,420
Balloons Balloons
763
00:53:57,340 --> 00:53:59,980
One is filled completely
764
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,300
One is flattened
765
00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:05,700
Soaring in the air
766
00:54:06,540 --> 00:54:09,420
Each one of them is fun
767
00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:13,340
Heart, you know
768
00:54:13,740 --> 00:54:17,300
Know these moments are
769
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:18,780
Various types of
770
00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:20,540
Balloons Balloons
771
00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:27,580
Balloons Balloons
772
00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,220
Look
773
00:54:51,660 --> 00:54:54,580
How they are!
774
00:54:56,340 --> 00:55:01,900
Such are the excuses of smiling
775
00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:03,860
Be careful
776
00:55:03,940 --> 00:55:05,620
The pin of moments
might pierce them
777
00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:07,660
And they might burst Oh, no
778
00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:09,832
Where are you taking me?
779
00:55:10,291 --> 00:55:12,249
You like breaking things right?
780
00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:14,790
Surprise!
781
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:21,620
Why do you play with just one?
782
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,860
Take the entire bundle
783
00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:27,540
Adorn a carnival
784
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,060
Tell me How does it feel?
785
00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:33,860
Heart, you know
786
00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:38,860
Know these moments are
787
00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:41,420
Various types of
788
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,060
Balloons Balloons
789
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:50,957
Thank you!! For the
best birthday ever
790
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,207
Take it easy.
791
00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:04,249
Don't worry, I can handle it.
792
00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:05,540
Balloons Balloons
793
00:56:11,060 --> 00:56:12,740
Balloons Balloons
794
00:56:56,140 --> 00:57:01,120
Balloons Balloons
795
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,440
What has happened to me?
796
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,560
Why am I lost?
797
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,160
Was I crazy earlier?
798
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,000
Or have I become crazy now?
799
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:49,900
Eyes are strayed
Tresses are ruffled
800
00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:53,060
What have you done to yourself?
801
00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:54,740
I found someone
802
00:57:54,820 --> 00:57:56,380
I found someone
803
00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:58,220
I lost my heart
804
00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:59,820
I lost my heart
805
00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,499
Shit! I love her.
806
00:58:19,550 --> 00:58:25,220
Balloons Balloons
807
00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:42,082
So it happened on the
808
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,624
25th of December, Christmas?
809
00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:44,957
Yes.
810
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,165
Were there drugs involved?
811
00:58:46,291 --> 00:58:48,665
No. - Just alcohol.
812
00:58:48,791 --> 00:58:49,999
And you both agree
it was a mistake?
813
00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:51,374
Oh yes. - Yes.
814
00:58:52,291 --> 00:58:53,457
Have you had sex?
815
00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:54,665
No. - Yes.
816
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,165
Umm... Not with him.
817
00:59:02,708 --> 00:59:04,207
l thought you meant otherwise.
818
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,540
Okay, your application will
be passed on for processing.
819
00:59:15,666 --> 00:59:17,457
You can both come back
on January sixth.
820
00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:18,707
Thank you.
821
00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:22,665
So you haven't told
you parents anything?
822
00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:24,207
What would l tell them?
823
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:26,999
Mom, dad... I lost my job.
824
00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:28,915
And guess what?
825
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,790
l got so hammered one night that
I ended up marrying a barber.
826
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,540
Hairstylist. Anyway...
827
00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,124
You could have tried to explain.
828
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:38,540
You were allowed colas and candies
when you were a kid right?
829
00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:41,915
l'm still allowed. Why?
830
00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,707
Because there are two kinds
of parents in this world.
831
00:59:45,125 --> 00:59:48,832
One that allow cola and
candies and one that don't.
832
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,124
Mine were the latter.
833
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,082
The ones with the rules.
834
00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:54,832
How sad.
835
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:56,124
You want some?
836
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,665
ln my family, rules
were unheard of.
837
01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:03,915
My dad used to jump on the bed
with me when l was younger.
838
01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:05,415
lnitially it was a lot of fun.
839
01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:08,165
Till one day. The bed broke.
840
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,374
He fractured his arm.
841
01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:12,415
And I broke my front two teeth.
842
01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:14,290
Are they false?
843
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:24,124
You're bum's rather cute.
844
01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:25,374
lt's an eight on ten.
845
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,624
l wish my bum was as cute.
846
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:28,832
What do you think?
847
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,124
Three. - What?
848
01:00:30,708 --> 01:00:31,749
Four.
849
01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:33,040
Four? - And a half.
850
01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,082
Okay five. Five and a half.
851
01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:40,499
Five and a half?
852
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,624
Okay l'll be nice to you.
853
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:46,499
lt's a six and a half.
854
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:47,832
l think it's a perfect ten.
855
01:00:47,958 --> 01:00:48,832
l agree with you. You're right.
856
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,665
Okay. Why don't you get on top.
857
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,207
Now push
858
01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:00,165
Push harder.
859
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:01,332
No no... a little to the right.
To the right.
860
01:01:01,833 --> 01:01:02,999
A little more. Just push a bit.
861
01:01:03,041 --> 01:01:05,124
Yes. Push. There.
862
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:08,124
Pervert.
863
01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:09,707
There's no hope for you.
864
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,165
Speak with respect.
865
01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:12,499
l'm your wife.
866
01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,707
Who's going to harass
me once you're gone?
867
01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:18,207
Why? You think you're
going to miss me?
868
01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:20,999
Don't be cute.
- Really? You'll miss me?
869
01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:24,165
Ummm - Maybe.
870
01:01:24,875 --> 01:01:26,707
Or maybe not.
871
01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:28,790
Coz this will keep you busy.
872
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,582
Happy New Year.
873
01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:53,082
There's no need to
get so emotional.
874
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,290
lt's a second hand camera.
875
01:01:58,333 --> 01:01:59,457
Who are you?
876
01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:01,165
Your new best friend.
877
01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:11,957
Thank you.
878
01:02:15,125 --> 01:02:17,540
You can sleep in the
bedroom tonight too.
879
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,290
l'll crash out
here on the couch.
880
01:02:20,291 --> 01:02:23,665
You're not that cute, that I
won't be able to control myself.
881
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:25,957
Do you snore?
882
01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:28,415
Lots.
883
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,999
Don't. Don't take my picture.
884
01:02:31,041 --> 01:02:32,165
l'm not photogenic.
885
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,624
That's not the camera's fault.
886
01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,082
Fine. Click my picture.
887
01:02:35,291 --> 01:02:36,457
There's no roll in the camera.
888
01:02:37,041 --> 01:02:38,207
Cheapskate.
889
01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:40,540
There's no roll?
890
01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:47,999
Ri.
891
01:02:48,708 --> 01:02:49,832
Ya.
892
01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:52,582
Are you sleeping?
893
01:02:57,291 --> 01:02:59,790
lt's fine. What's up?
894
01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:02,665
Nothing really.
895
01:03:04,208 --> 01:03:05,540
Go back to sleep.
896
01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:16,124
l don't know why l'm disturbing
you in the middle of the night.
897
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:19,790
Goodnight.
- You're allowed to disturb me.
898
01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:31,749
What's the trick?
899
01:03:33,541 --> 01:03:34,707
What?
900
01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:37,207
You're always so happy.
901
01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:41,207
l look at you and
wish I was you.
902
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,374
l wish I had planned my life
out like you've planned yours.
903
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:48,374
You're doing exactly
what you wanted to do.
904
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:51,124
l'm twenty-five years old..
905
01:03:52,666 --> 01:03:53,957
..and I still think...
906
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:57,124
...that some day I'll wake up
and understand everything.
907
01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,540
Who l really am. What
l really want to do.
908
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,957
l just wish l had
a plan like you.
909
01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:08,457
Plan?
910
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:13,207
l wanted to be a ballet
dancer not a hairstylist.
911
01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:19,124
The plan was to go to Paris.
912
01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:22,582
But one day after rehearsal
on my way home..
913
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,457
..I had an accident.
914
01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:27,874
Here.
915
01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:30,540
l have a steel
ball in my ankle..
916
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,332
..and that's why l can
never be a dancer.
917
01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:36,707
l'm sorry.
918
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:40,040
l'm rather defective? Am l not?
919
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:43,082
False teeth, a steel
ball in my ankle...
920
01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:46,415
...and my dad says my one eye
is smaller than the other.
921
01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:51,207
You're completely crazy.
922
01:04:54,541 --> 01:04:55,707
Go back to sleep.
923
01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:57,040
Goodnight.
924
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,624
Do you feel you're the first
person in the world..
925
01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:03,999
..who's failed at something?
926
01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:08,124
No. l'm the first person in my
family who's failed at something.
927
01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:13,207
lt's a good thing.
928
01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:14,749
Someone started the trend.
929
01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:16,790
lt's not funny.
930
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:18,332
lt is.
931
01:05:18,416 --> 01:05:19,540
Can't you see?
932
01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:23,540
You don't have a job, you've
married a fool like me.
933
01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:26,582
And you're taking
advise from me as...
934
01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:29,790
...if I were Rajneesh
Osho not Riana Braganza.
935
01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:33,040
Take a break.
936
01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,165
Come to lndia with me.
937
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,832
Now that's funny.
938
01:05:37,208 --> 01:05:38,499
l'm not kidding.
939
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:41,290
Goodnight.
940
01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:45,957
What's the problem?
941
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,207
You don't have any job
interview for the next week.
942
01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:52,582
The problem is that you and my
parents live in the same city.
943
01:05:53,458 --> 01:05:55,165
And they think l
have a job here.
944
01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:57,415
Right.
945
01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,499
Bad idea.
946
01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,207
Goodnight.
947
01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:07,082
Have you ever bunked school?
948
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:09,040
Have you gone crazy?
949
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:13,124
lf I can stay at your house,
why can't you stay at mine?
950
01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:26,415
No, no, no.
951
01:06:54,541 --> 01:06:57,957
Ri, l'm feeling really weird. l'm
just going to stay in a hotel.
952
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,290
Have you gone mad?
953
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:00,874
Exactly. What am l doing?
954
01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:02,415
You're on holiday with me.
955
01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,915
No no... l'm going home.
956
01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,957
Will you drop me to Peddar Road?
957
01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:09,457
l'll make up some excuse.
958
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:10,915
The company's sent me.
959
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,332
Shhhhhh! - For research.
960
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,957
What are your parents
going to think?
961
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,707
Relax. They're very chilled out.
They got a little hyper..
962
01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:18,832
..when they found about our
drunken marriage but...
963
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,582
- Excuse me? They know?
964
01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:22,624
Obviously and they also know
we're getting it annulled.
965
01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:23,832
Riana.
966
01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:25,165
Dad. - Baby...
967
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,749
Baby... - How are you?
968
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,915
Dad, meet Rahul.
969
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,290
Ohhhh! Son-in-law.
970
01:07:33,041 --> 01:07:34,207
Hope you're not drunk right now?
971
01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,082
Sorry Sir... I -...
Dad, stop it.
972
01:07:36,166 --> 01:07:39,790
Ri... Ri... Ri... Hi, baby, hi.
973
01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:41,040
How are you?
974
01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:44,374
Sherry.
- Aunty I'm... really scared of dogs.
975
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:45,624
l'm - I'm really scared of dogs.
976
01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:47,207
No no, don't worry he
won't do anything.
977
01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:49,707
Don't be scared. Just
tickle his balls.
978
01:07:49,791 --> 01:07:50,957
Cheee Phil.
979
01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:52,915
Phil help him.
980
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,832
Help him. Come, Rahul...
come upstairs.
981
01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:55,999
Don't be afraid.
982
01:08:00,416 --> 01:08:04,040
Sorry Rahul, I haven't been
able to train him properly.
983
01:08:04,125 --> 01:08:06,165
No it's okay. He's
a very cute dog.
984
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:08,457
l'm talking about Phil.
- Home sweet home.
985
01:08:08,541 --> 01:08:10,499
Have you carried
rocks in this bag?
986
01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,915
Phil come on. Help him
987
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,999
Where's granny?
- She's upstairs.
988
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:16,457
Allow me sir, to carry it.
989
01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:20,040
Sherry... Sherry - Sherry.
990
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:21,207
Come, Rahul.
991
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:23,832
There's a slight problem.
992
01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:25,124
l hope you don't mind.
993
01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:28,249
The guest bedroom's under
renovation right now.
994
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:33,124
So we thought you can sleep
between Nicole and me.
995
01:08:33,416 --> 01:08:35,457
Ya?
996
01:08:36,375 --> 01:08:38,415
What? You want to sleep
in Riana's room?
997
01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:40,165
No no.
- So that's fine with you right?
998
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,374
The three of us can
cuddle up together.
999
01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:45,415
No problem? - No.
1000
01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:47,749
Joking!
1001
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,957
Dad! - Ohhh!
1002
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:52,207
Sorry, Rahul.
1003
01:08:52,916 --> 01:08:54,957
Until now you thought
l was the crazy one.
1004
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,249
But welcome to the mad house.
1005
01:08:57,708 --> 01:09:00,332
Come on, dad. - Something's
burning in the oven. - Coming.
1006
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,707
Damn! We'll have to eat
burnt food again today.
1007
01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:06,415
He's a sweet guy
1008
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:09,415
Yup he is.
1009
01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:14,124
So... are you guys dating now?
1010
01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:15,707
No.
1011
01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,040
Have you slept with him?
1012
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,624
Phil she just said they're friends.
- Dad!
1013
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,707
Just checking you know.
1014
01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:23,915
l'm your father after all.
1015
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,124
He's a sweet guy.
1016
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,665
He needed a break,
so l got him along.
1017
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,040
l think he likes her.
1018
01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:31,790
l think l like him.
1019
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,207
He's rich.
1020
01:09:34,666 --> 01:09:36,124
We're just friends
1021
01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:38,707
Ya! "friends" - Ri!
1022
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,915
Steffy! - Hi... - Hi.
1023
01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:44,457
How are you? - How are you?
1024
01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:45,915
Hi baby.
1025
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,999
Hi baby. - Hi mom.
1026
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:51,582
lf only you had given
me a heads up,
1027
01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:53,040
l would have bought you a
pair of pregnancy jeans too.
1028
01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:55,582
Shut up! l've been on vacation.
lt's just some holiday weight.
1029
01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:57,374
Seems like it was a
rather heavy holiday.
1030
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,290
lt's so lovely
seeing you again Ri.
1031
01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,915
And... why are you
so damn decked up?
1032
01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,332
Okay now don't freak out.
1033
01:10:05,416 --> 01:10:06,665
We're all going to the gymkhana.
1034
01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:08,665
No! l've cooked us dinner.
1035
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:11,040
And I've just come.
I'm so tired.
1036
01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:12,707
She's so tired Steff.
1037
01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:14,040
She's walked all the
way back from America.
1038
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,290
l don't want to come.
1039
01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:17,915
l hate being amongst
those oldies.
1040
01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:20,165
Dad, in a couple of years..
1041
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,957
..you're going to be part
of the same category.
1042
01:10:22,916 --> 01:10:25,457
Come on, let's go.
- Alright. Let's go.
1043
01:10:26,041 --> 01:10:29,749
But -... with my son-in-law.
1044
01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:31,790
Ohhhhh! - Dad, behave!
1045
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,957
l forgot, Rahul's here.
1046
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,040
Where's granny?
1047
01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:42,999
Oh Jesus!
1048
01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:45,415
Shameless boy.
1049
01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:46,790
What is your name?
1050
01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:48,915
Ummm - Rahul.
1051
01:10:49,041 --> 01:10:50,707
The T.V. 's on.
1052
01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:53,207
Amitabh can see you.
1053
01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:55,207
What a shame!
1054
01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:58,124
Granny... granny... granny...
- Bloody fool.
1055
01:10:58,208 --> 01:10:59,874
Hi! l'm Steff.
1056
01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:01,624
Sorry. Granny has a
bit of a problem.
1057
01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:04,082
Granny, you come with me. Come...
come - come along.
1058
01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:08,665
Come... come - come along.
1059
01:11:08,791 --> 01:11:10,374
Where are you going?
- I'm just checking him out.
1060
01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:11,790
He's not that cute!
1061
01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:13,499
Hi! - Hi!
1062
01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,249
Looking sharp. - Thanks
1063
01:11:15,916 --> 01:11:17,790
l'm... I'm Karan.
1064
01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,290
Come on get ready...
We're all heading out.
1065
01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:22,957
Ya.
1066
01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:27,999
Ri, get your husband ready.
1067
01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:36,957
10, 9, 8, 7,6,5...
1068
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,749
4,3,2,1...
1069
01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:43,082
Happy New Year!
1070
01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:48,374
Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year!
1071
01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:50,207
Happy New Year darling.
1072
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,290
Happy New Year.
- Steffy... Steffy... be careful!
1073
01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:58,499
The last time he got drunk,
he ended up marrying Riana.
1074
01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:01,040
Rahul, ignore him please.
1075
01:12:01,416 --> 01:12:03,207
Stop it Phil, sit down,
1076
01:12:14,916 --> 01:12:17,207
Alright, alright!
Who wants to dance?
1077
01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:18,790
Dance?
1078
01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:21,332
l'm going to dance from my seat.
The Punjabi belly dance!
1079
01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:24,374
How boring.
- Hey come on Rahul, let's dance.
1080
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:26,165
No Sir. l don't...
1081
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,082
Come on - come on... You're
family now, don't be shy.
1082
01:12:29,166 --> 01:12:31,249
Auntyji! lt's my favourite song!
1083
01:12:41,319 --> 01:12:42,439
That's right, baby
1084
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:43,960
Auntie
1085
01:12:44,359 --> 01:12:45,560
This one is for you
1086
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,439
Youth is still there
1087
01:12:58,520 --> 01:12:59,960
Why to feel aged?
1088
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,319
Youth is still there, honey
1089
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,319
Forget coyness
1090
01:13:05,399 --> 01:13:06,720
Shake your body
1091
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,560
Do as you please
1092
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,240
Your cheeks are still fair
1093
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,279
It entices countless hearts
1094
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,200
Look, they are going crazy
1095
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,080
Boys half your age
1096
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:26,920
When has the grayness of
hair Dulled the romance?
1097
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Auntie
1098
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:30,880
Get up and dance
1099
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,760
Auntie
1100
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,720
Get up and dance
1101
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,680
Auntie
1102
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,920
Auntie
1103
01:14:15,540 --> 01:14:18,500
Playboys lose their heart
1104
01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:21,380
They are smitten by
funky styles, baby
1105
01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:24,860
Young girls became
Auntie by experience
1106
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:30,020
Gold might be very old
1107
01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:32,860
Still, it will remain gold, baby
1108
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:35,380
The older the wine, The
more intoxicating it is
1109
01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:36,580
Auntie
1110
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:41,680
Tell me
1111
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:44,440
Why do you call me Auntie?
1112
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,440
The thrill that I get
In calling you Auntie
1113
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,320
I don't get it when I
call you by your name
1114
01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:52,460
I saw your waist
1115
01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:56,740
There was no chance That
I could save myself
1116
01:14:56,820 --> 01:14:58,820
Auntie
1117
01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:00,780
Get up and dance
1118
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,540
Auntie
1119
01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:05,980
Get up and...
1120
01:15:07,020 --> 01:15:08,700
Come on Get up and dance
1121
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:27,920
So what if your waist
Is no longer slim?
1122
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,440
You still look hot
1123
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,360
Baby, you still have A
million dollar smile
1124
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:34,520
Auntie
1125
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:39,080
Your hubby
1126
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:42,540
Looks like your father
1127
01:15:42,860 --> 01:15:45,180
Your daughter looks
like your sister
1128
01:15:45,260 --> 01:15:46,420
Auntie
1129
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:51,100
Go and wash your face
1130
01:15:51,660 --> 01:15:54,020
Why do you tease me,
You insolent boy?
1131
01:15:55,420 --> 01:15:57,900
Insolence can't be washed away
1132
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,780
Boys will always
tease you like that
1133
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:06,740
When has the grayness of
hair Dulled the romance?
1134
01:16:06,820 --> 01:16:08,780
Auntie
1135
01:16:08,860 --> 01:16:10,700
Get up and dance
1136
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:14,460
Auntie
1137
01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:16,300
Get up and dance
1138
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:20,180
Auntie
1139
01:16:20,260 --> 01:16:22,100
Get up and dance
1140
01:16:23,660 --> 01:16:26,020
Auntie
1141
01:16:26,100 --> 01:16:30,460
Get up and dance
1142
01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:44,915
Bye baby -bye dad, bye mom.
- Goodnight.
1143
01:16:45,583 --> 01:16:47,290
Phil, come on. Let's go.
1144
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:48,915
Wake up, mumma.
1145
01:16:49,041 --> 01:16:51,707
l didn't know you had
such a fun side hidden...
1146
01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:53,332
...behind your
boring personality.
1147
01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:55,207
Actually, neither did I.
1148
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,707
You move your bum pretty
well on the dance floor.
1149
01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:01,415
You're not half as bad yourself.
1150
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,790
Five on ten? Five and a half?
1151
01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:15,457
A perfect ten.
1152
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,999
Eh idiot! That's mine.
1153
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,040
Sorry Aunty.
1154
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:33,340
Your smile's cute as an angel
1155
01:17:36,180 --> 01:17:46,220
It's not important To
express it in words
1156
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:57,415
Hello Mom, Happy New Year.
1157
01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:58,790
Thank you my darling.
1158
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,915
Same to you my baby.
1159
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,374
Where have you been?
1160
01:18:05,333 --> 01:18:06,874
l've been calling you
for the past two days.
1161
01:18:06,958 --> 01:18:10,957
l'm sorry.. I.. I was at work.
1162
01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:14,082
l wish this year, you had
been with us for New Years.
1163
01:18:14,416 --> 01:18:16,540
l wish I was there too.
1164
01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:18,082
How was your New Years?
1165
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:20,540
lt was fantastic. You know...
1166
01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:24,999
The Shah's threw a party for the
Bulani's and everybody was there.
1167
01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:26,249
Rahul...
1168
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:28,290
Shhhh shhhh shhhh!
1169
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,957
Actually mom l got
to be somewhere.
1170
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,165
l'll see you soon. Okay?
1171
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,415
See me?
1172
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,665
l mean I'll... l'll
call you soon.
1173
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,957
Bye mom.
1174
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,999
You're going to get me killed.
- Sorry!
1175
01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:42,207
Where are we going?
1176
01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:43,457
School.
1177
01:18:43,583 --> 01:18:44,749
School?
1178
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:46,040
Come on.
1179
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,665
l love this place.
1180
01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,665
lt's my favorite!
1181
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,749
l wish I never had to leave.
1182
01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,415
We must be the first
people in the world..
1183
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,915
..who've come to
school on a holiday.
1184
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,874
Shut up! Come.
1185
01:18:58,541 --> 01:19:01,374
This is where my super hot
boyfriend played basketball...
1186
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:04,249
...while all the
girls stared at him.
1187
01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:06,332
Really? I'm sure he
dumped you for..
1188
01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:08,207
..one of those very same girls.
1189
01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:10,499
Very smart.
1190
01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:12,332
This is cool. - Are they real?
1191
01:19:12,416 --> 01:19:13,665
Maybe.
1192
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:17,332
All my school had was books
and strict teachers.
1193
01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,040
This library was more famous for
holding hands under the table...
1194
01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:23,790
...than reading
books on the table.
1195
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:26,915
My boyfriend and me used
to sit on that table.
1196
01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:29,040
Only hands? Not...
1197
01:19:30,875 --> 01:19:32,374
This is my school hall..
1198
01:19:32,458 --> 01:19:33,665
..where I performed
for the last time...
1199
01:19:33,791 --> 01:19:35,832
...before I had my accident.
1200
01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:38,415
lt's beautiful. - Isn't it?
1201
01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:41,790
l was eight years old when l
performed here for the first time.
1202
01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:43,165
Right there.
1203
01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:47,165
And I know it's cheesy
but right from...
1204
01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:49,374
...that moment l knew l
only wanted to be a dancer.
1205
01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:51,915
You miss this stage
a lot don't you?
1206
01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:55,457
Sometimes.
1207
01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,040
l'm sure this stage
misses you too.
1208
01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:01,040
Shut up!
1209
01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:02,874
You're quite talented.
1210
01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:05,040
Stop pulling my leg.
1211
01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,040
l'm not pulling your leg.
l'm serious.
1212
01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:08,374
You were a ballet dancer.
1213
01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:10,415
Wanted to become an architect.
1214
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:13,874
You're a stylist and look at me.
1215
01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:16,249
l'm so... so...
1216
01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:18,332
So what?
1217
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:20,082
Average.
1218
01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:21,874
Are you crazy?
1219
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:23,582
That's you're best quality.
1220
01:20:23,666 --> 01:20:24,874
That l'm average?
1221
01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:26,415
What kind of a backhanded
compliment is that?
1222
01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:29,624
See, l've dated lots of men.
1223
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:33,165
Some had great taste in
music, but didn't read.
1224
01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:35,874
Those who read,
were really boring.
1225
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:37,832
And those who were even
slightly interesting had...
1226
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,707
...really long beards.
1227
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,707
Some had a drinking problem... some...
Ri! Come to the point.
1228
01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:49,082
The point my friend is that you
don't do anything in excess.
1229
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:52,082
And that's a quality
that's truly rare.
1230
01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:56,040
You, are perfectly average.
1231
01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:58,165
Average?
1232
01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,582
Yes!
1233
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,374
l'm average.
1234
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:05,040
l'm perfectly average.
1235
01:21:05,750 --> 01:21:07,624
l like that! Thank you.
1236
01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:12,915
Should l show you
a secret place?
1237
01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:22,165
What is this?
1238
01:21:22,958 --> 01:21:24,915
My school's kissing spot.
1239
01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:28,249
Couples used to sneak
in here all the time.
1240
01:21:32,541 --> 01:21:33,665
And you?
1241
01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:35,415
Obviously.
1242
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:38,999
My best friend Amu kept a watch
on the teachers from up there.
1243
01:21:40,416 --> 01:21:42,040
l had my first kiss here.
1244
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:47,499
Thank you, Ri!
1245
01:21:51,625 --> 01:21:52,957
For changing my life.
1246
01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:59,332
Rahul! What was that?
1247
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,165
What was that as in?
1248
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:07,540
You like me, right?
1249
01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:09,790
No - I mean... Ri,
don't joke around.
1250
01:22:09,875 --> 01:22:13,790
Yes.. but not that way.
1251
01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:17,915
So then, what are
we doing out here?
1252
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,915
Rahul, I was just...
- Shit! Oh Shit!
1253
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,624
Rahul! Hold on a second.
Listen to me.
1254
01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:27,624
Rahul. Rahul, listen to me.
1255
01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:30,665
So what? You made a mistake.
1256
01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:35,665
l made a mistake?
l made a mistake?
1257
01:22:35,833 --> 01:22:37,665
Yes... but why are
you screaming?
1258
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,957
Stuff like this happens
between friends.
1259
01:22:40,458 --> 01:22:41,624
What happens Ri?
1260
01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,957
Do friends start giving each
other wrong hints? - What?
1261
01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,290
Don't be so innocent, Ri.
- What hint?
1262
01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:48,540
Did you take me to the kissing
spot to watch a film?
1263
01:22:50,541 --> 01:22:52,999
l was showing you my
school, God damn it!
1264
01:22:53,541 --> 01:22:56,624
And if you misunderstood,
how is that my fault?
1265
01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:57,915
lt's all my fault.
1266
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,790
Seven days ago, l
didn't even know you...
1267
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:01,582
...and today you want to
change everything about me...
1268
01:23:01,666 --> 01:23:04,540
...my mindset, my attitude...
Even my stupid hairstyle.
1269
01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:06,707
What am l supposed to make of that?
Of course you don't like me!
1270
01:23:06,791 --> 01:23:10,457
l like you. But as a friend.
1271
01:23:10,541 --> 01:23:12,415
Bull shit Ri! You led me on.
1272
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:15,082
You just wanted me
to run after you.
1273
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,499
You should feel happy now. l
followed you all the way to India.
1274
01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:19,707
Why are you misunderstanding
everything, Rahul?
1275
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,999
You know what! Thank God
l've finally understood...
1276
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,624
...what you're all about.
1277
01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:25,040
You know what... just forget it.
1278
01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:27,290
Rahul...
1279
01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:48,082
Stop!
1280
01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:50,499
Rahul! Rahul!
1281
01:23:53,666 --> 01:23:57,374
Rahul, what are you doing here?
1282
01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,290
l was coming home.
1283
01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:01,999
But what are you doing in India?
- Is everything okay?
1284
01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:07,915
Mom.
1285
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,415
Mom, let me explain to you
1286
01:24:10,541 --> 01:24:12,249
She's a colleague
of mine, Riana.
1287
01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:13,499
Riana, Mom.
1288
01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:15,040
Hello Ma'am.
1289
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:18,124
Mom we've come to India
for a research project.
1290
01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:22,332
Don't you remember l called you and
told you that l'll see you soon?
1291
01:24:24,041 --> 01:24:25,374
l just landed this morning, mom.
1292
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,874
l was going to come home
after the site visit.
1293
01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:31,082
lt's a surprise.
1294
01:24:33,041 --> 01:24:34,290
Happy New Year
1295
01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:36,165
l love you.
1296
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,874
Oh! My baby.
1297
01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:41,707
l nearly died in
those five seconds.
1298
01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:43,790
Don't you ever do
that to me again.
1299
01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:46,332
Now come on let's go home
and have some lunch.
1300
01:24:46,416 --> 01:24:47,832
We'll call dad as well.
1301
01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:49,624
Do join us.
1302
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,040
Do join us. Come, come.
1303
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:15,124
Oooooh! What a
wonderful surprise.
1304
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:17,874
l should've understood
your hint when you called.
1305
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,374
How foolish of me.
1306
01:25:20,083 --> 01:25:23,665
So, since when have the two
of you been working together?
1307
01:25:25,583 --> 01:25:27,124
lt's been a year.
1308
01:25:27,291 --> 01:25:28,457
A year?
1309
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:32,165
What's this project
you've come down for?
1310
01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:36,290
Research. - Research?
1311
01:25:37,541 --> 01:25:38,790
On micro housing.
1312
01:25:38,875 --> 01:25:42,540
Marshall and Fox want to invest
in the Indian market so...
1313
01:25:42,625 --> 01:25:44,499
Which company do they plan
on collaborating with?
1314
01:25:47,541 --> 01:25:49,040
Don't you feel he
should have been...
1315
01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:52,582
...a CBl official instead
of a businessman?
1316
01:25:56,208 --> 01:26:00,790
Baby, chew your food. Don't swallow.
Thirty two times.
1317
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,082
What kind of a haircut
are you sporting?
1318
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:09,290
lt looks like someone's
electrocuted the poor fellow.
1319
01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:10,499
Right?
1320
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,874
lt's certainly not
Vidal Sassoon.
1321
01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:17,832
Umm - we should be leaving.
1322
01:26:17,916 --> 01:26:19,540
l've got a site visit reminder.
1323
01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:23,374
l'm going for a meeting.
Can I give you two a lift?
1324
01:26:25,041 --> 01:26:27,290
No thanks dad. I'll drive.
1325
01:26:37,791 --> 01:26:38,957
Nice.
1326
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:43,207
So everything that happened
between us was only as friends?
1327
01:26:44,625 --> 01:26:46,540
What has happened
between us Rahul?
1328
01:26:47,458 --> 01:26:48,999
When you asked me to
come to India with you,
1329
01:26:49,041 --> 01:26:50,874
you did it as a friend?
1330
01:26:51,375 --> 01:26:55,040
Of course! You needed a break.
1331
01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:58,540
You've done so much for
me, l just wanted to ...
1332
01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:00,040
You were returning a favour?
1333
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:04,874
No.
1334
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:13,457
Rahul, I never meant
to mislead you.
1335
01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,124
l just wanted to
take care of you.
1336
01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:19,665
l can take care of myself, Riana.
l'm twenty-five years old
1337
01:27:22,041 --> 01:27:24,040
And you still lie
to your parents.
1338
01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:28,749
Thank you.
1339
01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:02,874
Mom
1340
01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:04,249
Hello baby.
1341
01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:06,165
How was the site visit?
1342
01:28:07,166 --> 01:28:11,332
lt was okay. Umm.. mom, l
want to tell you something.
1343
01:28:12,416 --> 01:28:13,957
Of course. Sure.
1344
01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:20,832
The thing is l ...
1345
01:28:20,916 --> 01:28:22,374
First you tell me,
1346
01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:23,957
This nail polish or this one?
1347
01:28:25,541 --> 01:28:26,707
This one right?
1348
01:28:27,250 --> 01:28:29,040
This is so average.
1349
01:28:29,208 --> 01:28:31,207
l like to be unique. Don't you?
1350
01:28:33,083 --> 01:28:34,290
No mom ... - Oh.
1351
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:36,290
Look who's here.
1352
01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:37,749
Mr. surprise.
1353
01:28:39,541 --> 01:28:40,707
When are you heading back?
1354
01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:45,374
Umm.. on the fifth.
1355
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:46,790
The fifth? That's good.
1356
01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:54,082
Because l feel Bulani's and Shah's
will lock the deal this week.
1357
01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:56,165
So l am thinking of
inviting them...
1358
01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:59,207
...for dinner on the fourth
to seal the deal. You know!
1359
01:28:59,541 --> 01:29:01,457
Will their wives
be there as well?
1360
01:29:03,833 --> 01:29:04,999
You're going to be there right?
1361
01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:08,832
What were you telling me?
1362
01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:10,040
Umm..
1363
01:29:10,541 --> 01:29:11,707
Surprise us.
1364
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:18,999
No. Nothing important.
1365
01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:49,560
Every small incident
1366
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:54,360
Kindles my memory
1367
01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:58,000
The stale smiles
1368
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,680
At night
1369
01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:05,960
Put me to sleep
1370
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:12,880
I know it's not possible
to meet again, But tell me
1371
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:17,800
Why did we meet, In
the first place?
1372
01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:25,000
I cannot forget you
1373
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:31,280
Why this string of incidences?
1374
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:37,800
Everything's still the same,
But something's missing
1375
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:43,080
Your footsteps are missing
1376
01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:44,520
They're missing
1377
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:47,540
Why is life so complicated mom?
1378
01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:49,999
lt is going to be okay.
1379
01:30:50,250 --> 01:30:51,665
l can't believe it.
1380
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:56,832
You understood his
feelings before I did.
1381
01:30:56,980 --> 01:30:59,620
I didn't know
1382
01:30:59,940 --> 01:31:02,420
So did you
1383
01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:06,820
It happened unintentionally
1384
01:31:08,700 --> 01:31:14,260
It's not your mistake,
It's not my mistake
1385
01:31:14,380 --> 01:31:19,260
Still we've grievances
1386
01:31:19,860 --> 01:31:25,420
I cannot forget you
1387
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:31,980
Why this string of incidences?
1388
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:37,440
Everything's still the same
1389
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:40,320
But something's missing
1390
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:45,200
Your footsteps are missing
1391
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:50,120
They're missing
1392
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:53,800
Your footsteps are missing
1393
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:56,480
Your footsteps are missing
1394
01:31:56,560 --> 01:32:00,920
Your footsteps are missing
1395
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,960
Your footsteps are missing
1396
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:07,520
Your footsteps are missing
1397
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:13,000
Your footsteps are missing
1398
01:32:15,220 --> 01:32:18,860
Why?
1399
01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:23,540
Why are they missing?
1400
01:32:35,333 --> 01:32:36,582
Hello Rahul.
1401
01:32:39,125 --> 01:32:40,457
Which one?
1402
01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:44,124
Umm .. it doesn't matter.
1403
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,207
Rahul.
1404
01:32:53,166 --> 01:32:56,665
You know how important this deal
is for the both of us. Right?
1405
01:33:00,375 --> 01:33:07,790
You can't even imagine the kind of
kick-start your career would get.
1406
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:11,749
l've worked very
hard for this Rahul.
1407
01:33:13,333 --> 01:33:14,624
One more thing ...
1408
01:33:16,166 --> 01:33:19,540
Mr. Shah will talk to you about Mr.
Hathiramani's daughter.
1409
01:33:20,791 --> 01:33:22,582
There's no hurry.
1410
01:33:23,625 --> 01:33:24,874
Take your time.
1411
01:33:26,125 --> 01:33:27,665
lt's also very important
1412
01:33:30,791 --> 01:33:31,999
You're looking nice.
1413
01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:24,582
Oh! l have to tell you,
1414
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:29,749
Mr. Bulani had taken us to see
the Opera at Ceaser's Palace.
1415
01:34:30,625 --> 01:34:31,790
lt was absolutely wonderful.
1416
01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,790
lt was awesome.
1417
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:38,332
l bought the top ten classical
CD at the airport itself.
1418
01:34:38,916 --> 01:34:40,415
The Mozzart, beautiful.
1419
01:34:41,291 --> 01:34:42,874
Honey, it was Bethoven
1420
01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:46,415
Eat you dinner darling.
1421
01:34:47,916 --> 01:34:49,165
Rahul my boy.
1422
01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:50,957
What's the matter? You look sad.
1423
01:34:51,375 --> 01:34:53,374
lt looks like you haven't
eaten pizza for a while!
1424
01:34:53,958 --> 01:34:55,040
Pizza?
1425
01:34:55,166 --> 01:34:57,207
lt's our own little joke.
1426
01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:00,915
Looks like you haven't
been taking my advice.
1427
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,124
lmpossible!
1428
01:35:02,250 --> 01:35:05,040
lf he doesn't listen to you
guys, whom would he listen to?
1429
01:35:05,125 --> 01:35:08,290
Taking about advice, Mrs.
Kapoor, the market's down.
1430
01:35:08,833 --> 01:35:10,874
lt's the right time to
invest in diamonds.
1431
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,165
Aah! Great minds think alike Mr.
Shah.
1432
01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:16,665
Darling, show them the finger.
1433
01:35:19,000 --> 01:35:20,082
Come on.
1434
01:35:24,375 --> 01:35:25,540
Tiffany's?
1435
01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:26,874
Oh! that's such a
beautiful rock.
1436
01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:29,165
lt's a big rock,
just like my big ..
1437
01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:34,999
Sorry. Sorry. Non veg
jokes not allowed.
1438
01:35:35,041 --> 01:35:36,999
Mr. Bulani's got a
great sense of humor.
1439
01:35:41,166 --> 01:35:43,207
Well Rahul, l've got
some advice for you too.
1440
01:35:43,666 --> 01:35:46,249
Before you leave, you should
meet Sukhmani Hathiramani.
1441
01:35:46,333 --> 01:35:48,249
Mr. Hathiramani's looking
for good suitor.
1442
01:35:48,333 --> 01:35:50,415
lt's a good idea. lt'll be
great for the business.
1443
01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:51,790
Absolutely. l mean he's
very keen on meeting her.
1444
01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:54,999
lnfact it's about time
my son got married.
1445
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:58,124
And Rahul my boy, l'll give
you a few tips after...
1446
01:35:58,208 --> 01:36:00,957
...which she won't look at any
other man apart from you.
1447
01:36:01,791 --> 01:36:04,040
Gone are those days...
thanks to my wife...
1448
01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:06,415
...she can't take
her hands off me.
1449
01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:10,707
For her it's all about loving her
husband, if you know what I mean.
1450
01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:11,957
Ouchhhhhh!
1451
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,249
What happened? - What happened?
1452
01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,707
l think Mrs. Bulani got a
cramp in her hand. Right?
1453
01:36:18,166 --> 01:36:19,290
l did not.
1454
01:36:19,375 --> 01:36:21,249
A cramp? ln her hand?
1455
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:24,082
Get some ice please. lce.
1456
01:36:24,166 --> 01:36:25,332
Would you like some ice? - No.
1457
01:36:26,375 --> 01:36:28,124
Use my hanky? - I'm fine!
1458
01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,290
Mr. Shah ...
1459
01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:36,999
Rahul's really excited
about our partnership.
1460
01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:38,707
We were talking about
it yesterday itself.
1461
01:36:38,791 --> 01:36:39,999
He has some wonderful ideas.
1462
01:36:40,041 --> 01:36:41,165
Rahul... - Oh really.
1463
01:36:41,250 --> 01:36:42,999
Actually he's come down
for a very big project...
1464
01:36:43,041 --> 01:36:44,874
...commissioned by
Marshall and Fox in lndia.
1465
01:36:44,958 --> 01:36:46,540
Rahul tell them about the whole
micro housing project...
1466
01:36:46,625 --> 01:36:48,040
...that ... come on
tell us Rahul ..
1467
01:36:48,125 --> 01:36:49,290
lt's a lie dad.
1468
01:36:49,791 --> 01:36:50,999
Sorry.
1469
01:36:53,833 --> 01:36:55,082
A lie!
1470
01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,249
What do you mean?
1471
01:37:03,333 --> 01:37:04,457
What are you saying Rahul?
1472
01:37:06,041 --> 01:37:08,165
What l'm saying dad is
that l lost my job.
1473
01:37:09,583 --> 01:37:11,665
Not just that, after
you guys left Vegas,
1474
01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:14,249
l got so hammered one night,
that I ended up getting married.
1475
01:37:14,916 --> 01:37:15,999
Married?
1476
01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:19,249
Married? - To whom?
1477
01:37:24,083 --> 01:37:25,290
To Riana.
1478
01:37:25,375 --> 01:37:26,707
Your colleague?
1479
01:37:27,166 --> 01:37:28,332
Actually dad, I lied
about that too.
1480
01:37:28,416 --> 01:37:30,582
She's not my colleague,
she's a hairstylist.
1481
01:37:30,708 --> 01:37:35,040
Oh God! A Barber.
- What! You married a hairdresser?
1482
01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:36,874
l mean .. Oh my God!
1483
01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,040
Mom, we're getting the
marriage annulled.
1484
01:37:39,083 --> 01:37:40,249
Please don't over-react.
1485
01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:42,499
Divorce?
1486
01:37:43,333 --> 01:37:45,790
You're getting divorced!
- It's not a divorce...
1487
01:37:47,916 --> 01:37:50,207
Everybody just please calm down.
1488
01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:52,332
lt's all in the past.
He's had his fun.
1489
01:37:52,416 --> 01:37:55,207
Sweety, we'll find you
a really nice girl.
1490
01:37:55,291 --> 01:37:56,790
Your mum's right.
1491
01:37:56,875 --> 01:37:59,040
You listen to me ..
listen to me..
1492
01:37:59,083 --> 01:38:02,790
Go meet Sukhmani Hathiramani
tomorrow itself.
1493
01:38:02,875 --> 01:38:04,582
No matter what she's
like, Let's face it...
1494
01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:06,124
...she'll be better
than a barber!
1495
01:38:06,208 --> 01:38:07,332
l mean, come on ya ..
1496
01:38:14,541 --> 01:38:15,874
Shut up!
1497
01:38:19,208 --> 01:38:20,790
You want to give me
relationship advice?
1498
01:38:21,291 --> 01:38:23,249
Your wife was... - Rahul! Rahul!
1499
01:38:26,125 --> 01:38:27,290
ls this how you talk to a guest?
1500
01:38:28,791 --> 01:38:30,874
Excuse yourself and go outside,
- I'm not going anywhere dad.
1501
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,749
Go outside and get
yourself some fresh air.
1502
01:38:33,833 --> 01:38:35,124
l'm not going anywhere dad.
1503
01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:44,499
Okay .. fine! We'll
discuss this tomorrow.
1504
01:38:45,625 --> 01:38:47,207
When do we discuss anything dad?
1505
01:38:47,458 --> 01:38:49,290
You talk and I listen.
That's not a discussion.
1506
01:38:49,375 --> 01:38:51,040
Rahul, is this how you
talk to your elders?
1507
01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:53,040
Which elders are you
talking about mom? You?
1508
01:38:53,375 --> 01:38:55,874
Who's been trying to look thirty-five
for the past ten years...
1509
01:38:56,875 --> 01:38:59,040
...or dad who's constantly
trying to remind me...
1510
01:38:59,083 --> 01:39:00,290
...that all l am is a failure.
1511
01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:03,540
Rahul, that's not fair.
1512
01:39:03,625 --> 01:39:05,207
That's not fair. Come on ..
1513
01:39:05,666 --> 01:39:07,207
Since the day you were born...
1514
01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,915
...you've been given
everything you asked for.
1515
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,124
l asked for?
1516
01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:12,124
Dad, you've given me everything
that you wanted to give me...
1517
01:39:12,208 --> 01:39:13,290
...so that l would
become just like you.
1518
01:39:13,375 --> 01:39:16,165
But l'm not you and l don't
even want to be like you. l ..
1519
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:17,665
l'll take care of him..
- Stop it. Stop it ..
1520
01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:18,999
l'll take care of him.
1521
01:39:19,041 --> 01:39:20,457
Are you crazy? Instead of
trying to take care of me...
1522
01:39:20,541 --> 01:39:21,665
...why don't you take
care of your wife?
1523
01:39:21,750 --> 01:39:23,249
She can't get her hands off me!
- Dayna?
1524
01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:24,665
l did not.
1525
01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:26,457
Rahul behave...
1526
01:39:26,541 --> 01:39:27,957
How much more appropriately
should I behave?
1527
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:29,082
Wear a jacket, adjust your
bow, spike your hair...
1528
01:39:29,166 --> 01:39:31,582
..join the family business,
use chopsticks ...
1529
01:39:31,666 --> 01:39:32,874
l'm tired!
1530
01:39:32,958 --> 01:39:34,999
lt's my life. And whether
l eat with chopsticks...
1531
01:39:35,041 --> 01:39:37,249
...a fork or my damn
hands, it's my decision.
1532
01:39:37,333 --> 01:39:39,040
So just let me breathe.
1533
01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:47,665
What's wrong with
using chopsticks?
1534
01:40:02,458 --> 01:40:03,749
Enjoy your dinner everyone.
1535
01:40:13,916 --> 01:40:15,374
What's wrong with you?
1536
01:40:15,500 --> 01:40:16,582
Stupid!
1537
01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:46,040
l'm sorry
1538
01:40:47,041 --> 01:40:48,415
Please Rahul, don't
embarrass me.
1539
01:40:48,541 --> 01:40:51,415
No. Really, I am.
1540
01:40:53,708 --> 01:40:58,999
l'm so stupid, l
always cross the line.
1541
01:41:02,083 --> 01:41:06,749
l'm really sorry that
l hurt your feelings.
1542
01:41:07,625 --> 01:41:09,749
Ayyy ... cutie pie.
1543
01:41:11,458 --> 01:41:12,624
Hi granny.
1544
01:41:15,041 --> 01:41:16,249
Let's step outside.
1545
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,957
Rahul, you're the one with whom
1546
01:41:23,125 --> 01:41:26,374
l can discuss my screwed
up relationships.
1547
01:41:28,458 --> 01:41:32,624
l would never want to screw
up our relationship.
1548
01:41:34,666 --> 01:41:36,957
As of now, I don't want
to be with anyone.
1549
01:41:39,125 --> 01:41:42,165
Not even if it's as
wonderful a person as you.
1550
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,374
Another backhanded compliment.
1551
01:41:45,708 --> 01:41:49,165
No! l love you
sooooo much Rahul.
1552
01:41:49,875 --> 01:41:51,040
Really.
1553
01:41:52,083 --> 01:41:53,790
But just as a friend.
1554
01:41:56,458 --> 01:41:57,999
That's where the problem lies.
1555
01:41:59,041 --> 01:42:02,790
l feel the love, you
feel the friendship.
1556
01:42:03,125 --> 01:42:07,165
The only problem is that you've
gone a step ahead of where I am.
1557
01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:11,624
All l have to do
is pull you back.
1558
01:42:13,166 --> 01:42:14,707
Ri! lt's not that easy.
1559
01:42:16,541 --> 01:42:18,207
We can try, can't we?
1560
01:42:23,166 --> 01:42:26,249
You look so cute when you
cry, it's tough to say no.
1561
01:42:29,083 --> 01:42:30,832
l'm really sorry I
hurt you Rahul.
1562
01:42:34,625 --> 01:42:35,832
l really am.
1563
01:42:41,041 --> 01:42:45,374
First you sit so close to me and
then you wonder why l get mislead.
1564
01:42:50,041 --> 01:42:51,207
Do you want a hug?
1565
01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:16,290
So your mom didn't send you to
1566
01:43:16,375 --> 01:43:18,290
Vidal Sassoon to change your
"electric shock" haircut?
1567
01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:23,124
As of now, I'm the one
who's shocked them.
1568
01:43:23,583 --> 01:43:24,749
What do you mean?
1569
01:43:29,666 --> 01:43:30,665
l told them.
1570
01:43:30,750 --> 01:43:32,040
No!!!
1571
01:43:32,875 --> 01:43:33,999
Everything.
1572
01:43:34,583 --> 01:43:36,832
About my job, our wedding and
every habit of their's...
1573
01:43:37,708 --> 01:43:40,999
...that annoys the
hell out of me.
1574
01:43:42,333 --> 01:43:43,457
So now?
1575
01:43:44,291 --> 01:43:45,415
Now what?
1576
01:43:48,125 --> 01:43:51,082
l'm going to wear a
tie of my own choice.
1577
01:43:52,500 --> 01:43:53,790
What fun.
1578
01:43:56,083 --> 01:43:58,040
l'm going to swallow my
food as and when l want.
1579
01:43:58,916 --> 01:44:03,457
No baby! Chew your food,
thirty two times.
1580
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:07,720
What has happened, happens
1581
01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:13,120
What has to happen, will happen
1582
01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:18,920
Things that are
under your control
1583
01:44:21,160 --> 01:44:23,160
Why do you want to lose them?
1584
01:44:23,183 --> 01:44:26,665
There are those times in your
life when you feel you can fly.
1585
01:44:27,375 --> 01:44:31,040
You feel there's something in the
universe that's made just for you.
1586
01:44:31,708 --> 01:44:34,165
And that night was
made just for me.
1587
01:44:34,170 --> 01:44:38,560
All the hopes that we have...
1588
01:44:39,791 --> 01:44:42,665
The morning after, turned out to
be even more beautiful than...
1589
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:44,374
...l ever imagined it to be.
1590
01:44:45,791 --> 01:44:51,457
Aaaaaaaah...
1591
01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:53,720
Make a start
1592
01:44:56,720 --> 01:44:58,080
Don't look behind
1593
01:44:58,291 --> 01:45:01,665
ln retrospect, I do feel that
maybe I said too much that night.
1594
01:45:02,458 --> 01:45:04,665
But l do hope, some day Mom
and Dad understand me.
1595
01:45:06,583 --> 01:45:09,665
The next morning, we were
in Vegas for the annulment
1596
01:45:10,458 --> 01:45:11,790
And for better or worse...
1597
01:45:12,208 --> 01:45:15,957
...Riana and me are no longer
husband and wife but just friends.
1598
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,374
And since then she
has been trying...
1599
01:45:18,458 --> 01:45:20,207
...to hook me up with
some girl or another.
1600
01:45:20,458 --> 01:45:23,540
She doesn't spare a chance...
And it's really embarassing.
1601
01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:27,280
We are fine the way we are
1602
01:45:27,958 --> 01:45:31,624
But l don't want to date anyone
else because l really love her.
1603
01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:33,040
You and me
1604
01:45:33,875 --> 01:45:37,374
l don't seem to understand
what she finds lacking in me.
1605
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:39,749
Now l even have a job...
1606
01:45:41,208 --> 01:45:45,207
lt may not be in the top 10 but l
get time off for my photography
1607
01:45:45,583 --> 01:45:49,040
and obviously my favourite model...
you know.
1608
01:45:50,625 --> 01:45:53,332
Well, sometimes l hope
the future's better.
1609
01:45:54,291 --> 01:45:57,290
But then l realise that the
present's not too bad either.
1610
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:02,124
Life isn't perfect, but I am happy.
l'm really happy
1611
01:46:02,541 --> 01:46:05,374
For the first time, l'm
living life on my own terms.
1612
01:46:05,958 --> 01:46:10,040
As for Riana and me, we often cross
the chapel where we got married
1613
01:46:10,375 --> 01:46:11,749
And I believe that...
1614
01:46:11,833 --> 01:46:15,665
...someday I will convince her to
get back in there and marry me.
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