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Kitty Kelly.
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>> What?
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>> What?
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>> What?
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>> Sorry, father's day gift.
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>> Well, for the next five days, you
are going to eat, breathe, sleep, shit,
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and fuck Kitty Kelly.
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>> Could you elaborate?
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>> Certainly.
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>> I happen to be sitting next to
her at the hair salon this morning.
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>> Turns out we have the same colorist.
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Anywho, through the judicious
application of horsepucky, I managed to
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convince the grand
dam of bio-sploitation
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to meet with us about
doing a book here.
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>> Wow. Kitty Kelly, huh?
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>> She really is a pill.
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>> Bad straight.
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>> She's the biggest.
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>> You're telling me, bright boy.
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Now, I'd like to get
with you first thing
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Friday morning ago
of your presentation.
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>> No, but, Gibby, that
only gives me four days.
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>> Well, if that's a problem,
I'm sure Fred would like to do it.
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I understand he's out
of the hospital by now.
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>> Hey, this is our big chance.
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>> Gibby, give me.
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>> Ow, ow.
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>> Gibby, Gibby, I'm your man.
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>> Oh, I appreciate the offer,
Marty, but you got the job.
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>> Ooby, where have you been?
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It's 11.45.
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>> Oh, is it?
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Can I leave early today?
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>> How early?
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>> Now.
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>> You just got here.
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>> Oh, yeah, I know.
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>> Listen, it's Mr. Snuffles.
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He's not himself lately.
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He's got this glassy
look in his eye, and
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he hasn't even touched
his rubber mouse.
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>> Is this someone she's dating?
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>> Ooh.
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>> I just feel like I
should be with him today.
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>> Toby, he's a cat.
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He probably ate some bad yarn or something.
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I'm sorry.
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I really need you here today.
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>> That's so unfair.
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You took off last month
when Jeremy was sick.
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>> Jeremy doesn't have four
legs and a bell around his neck.
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>> So, does that make him a better person?
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>> No, no.
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It just makes him a person.
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>> Look, just let me have off for an hour.
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I just want to run out and get
some country living magazines.
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He loves to pee on him when
he's feeling under the weather.
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>> Who doesn't?
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>> How could she say that?
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How could anybody believe her?
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>> It's a miserable outrage,
and it's against our constitution.
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>> Cut.
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>> Cut.
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>> Hello.
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>> It's me.
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>> What's wrong?
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>> It's Mr. Snuffles.
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Tonight, when I
came home, I tried to
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dress him up in one
of his little outfits.
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He didn't want any part of it.
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>> Gee, that does sound kind of serious.
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>> Listen, can you help
me take him to the vet?
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>> Toby, you know, it's
getting kind of late, you know.
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>> Please.
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I can't go alone.
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If anything happens, home,
I don't know what I'd do.
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>> Don't you have any feelings?
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>> That took forever.
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There's a track fire.
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The train only makes
express stops after midnight.
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I had to walk all the way
up here from Canal Street.
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>> How's he doing?
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>> Fantastic.
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>> Fantastic.
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>> After I hung up from you, we
put on his little PJs, and I read him his
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favorite Dr. Seuss.
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>> I can't believe you.
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I came all the way down here for this.
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>> Shh.
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>> Well, now that you're here,
let me offer you something.
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He didn't finish his tone.
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>> You and your tent.
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>> Let's see.
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We got some liver.
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>> Yeah.
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>> What is that open?
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>> Clam dip.
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>> Some persimmons.
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Oh, that's that -- oh, this date nut bread.
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That's very good.
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And Munster cheese.
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>> To bully?
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>> Oh, wait a minute.
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It's got some stuff growing on it.
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>> Kirkens?
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>> No.
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No.
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Thank you.
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Toby, I think Mr. Snuffles
has -- >> Gone.
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The cutest little face.
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>> Yes.
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Yes, he does.
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But I'm afraid he's
also -- >> Gone.
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>> A little overweight?
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>> Dead.
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>> Huh?
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>> G-O-N-E. Gone.
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>> He's dead.
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He's not breathing.
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I mean, he's dead.
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Is there anything I can do?
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>> Yeah.
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You can keep your cat opinions to yourself.
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What the hell do you know about cats?
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Look, he's just sleeping soundly.
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He's hibernating.
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Shh.
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Listen.
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He's snoring.
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>> No.
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No, Toby.
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He's not snoring.
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I'm sorry.
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>> Mr. Snuffles.
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He was such a scamp.
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I remember his favorite
game was chase the bottle cap.
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He'd have me running
all over that apartment.
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>> It must be so hard.
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Morning.
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>> Hey, bud.
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Dad.
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Who's he cat?
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>> Toby.
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Toby, how are you holding up?
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>> It's not an easy time for me.
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But I'm here.
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I'm a professional.
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You do what you have to do.
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>> Well, what we
have to do today is get
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to work on that Kitty
Kelly presentation.
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Whenever you're ready.
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I don't know what I'm
going to do about her.
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It's a pantry.
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I try to be sensitive, but come on.
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It's just a cat.
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>> Do you know if she got my flowers?
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>> You sent her flowers.
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>> Yeah.
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It was just a simple arrangement.
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>> Not you, too.
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Jesus Christ.
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>> Come on, man.
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It's hard.
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Remember how torn up I was when Bingo died?
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>> That hamster was evil.
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>> Yeah.
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Well, don't you think he didn't
know how you felt about him, too?
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>> Why don't I just have my
groceries delivered directly to you?
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>> Okay.
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>> I remember that last summer.
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1963.
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>> Yeah, that was a tough year.
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Kennedy and Bingo.
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>> We all knew something was wrong.
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But he put on such a brave little face.
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Oh, he'd spin in his wheel, but you
could just see his heart wasn't in it.
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And every day he'd
go a little slower and
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slower until he
couldn't make it around.
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It would just rock.
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Yeah.
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Towards the end, I used to sing to him.
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He used to like that.
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♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
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♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But you got over it, didn't you?
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Well, in a way, well, how?
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How?
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How did you get over Bingo?
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Bongo?
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>> That gives me an excellent idea.
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♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
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>> Please don't stare at the fur people.
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It agitates them.
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>> Right.
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Sorry.
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Because?
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I'd, uh, I'd like a cat.
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Because?
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He's going to make cat coquettes.
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I thought I'd give it to
my secretary as a gift.
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Well, think again, my friend.
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These are not toasters here.
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These are living, breathing,
shitting things in these cages.
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If you want to give your secretary a gift,
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get her some of those little
galachas that she can put in her purse.
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Listen, you.
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I speak your language, too.
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The cat's for me.
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What?
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I lied to you before.
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Because?
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Because?
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I was afraid if you knew I
wanted a little kitten for myself,
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you'd think I was, you
know, less of a man.
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Oh, my friend, the love of an
animal is nothing to be ashamed of.
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Except, of course, in the
most extreme circumstances.
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Have you had cats before?
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Sure.
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Sure, I've had jillions.
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What was the name of your first cat?
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Uh... Jazzy Fitz?
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Yaltipah!
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The leader of Muffington.
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Bingo.
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How's that?
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His name was Bingo.
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I remember his last summer.
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You know, we all knew something was wrong,
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but he put on such a
brave little face, you know?
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He just used to spin
around in his little wheel.
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His wheel?
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Sure.
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Sure, his cat wheel.
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Do you have any cats?
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11.
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And you don't have a wheel?
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No.
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Huh.
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Well, you really should get one.
They'd love it. Really.
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I know Bingo sure did.
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Anyway, toward the
end, you know, toward
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the end, he couldn't
even make it go around.
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He just used to sort of rock.
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And I'd sing to him.
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I'd sing to him.
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B-I-N-G-O.
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B-I-N-G. B-I-N-G-O.
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There won't be a dry eye in the house.
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Sit still, you'll...
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Ow!
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Is this a bad time?
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No, no, I was just crying. Come on in.
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Well, I think I've got
something that just might help.
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Close your eyes.
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Okay.
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Open 'em.
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Well, I think that's the
very nicest prison of all.
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What's this supposed to be?
Some kind of sick joke?
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Well, no. No, I just thought
it would help you forget.
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You know, after Mr. Snuffles.
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And if my grandmother died,
would you bring me another old lady?
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I... I hardly think that's
the same thing, you know.
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Get it out of here! Get out of here!
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Okay, okay.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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It didn't work out.
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Because?
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Because, I guess he just
wasn't feeling what I was feeling.
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Did you try the wheel?
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Ow!
273
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Of course! Of course I tried the wheel.
274
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He just... he just walked away.
275
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Mrs. Fish, you can't force
something to love you.
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Of course you can.
I've been married for 37 years.
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Well, I'm sure you'll find somebody
wonderful for 'em, okay? So?
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Not unless they walk through
that door in the next five minutes.
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Pardon me?
280
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We're only allowed to
keep them for a short time.
281
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Today was this little fella's last day.
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That's why it's such a
shame it didn't work out.
283
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You mean I... I... I used up his last day?
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I'm afraid so.
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And now, if you'll excuse
us, we have to take a little trip.
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She's gonna make cat-co-kets.
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Don't get too comfortable.
It's only temporary.
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[music]
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Don't look at me like that.
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Shit!
291
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You think that's funny? Huh?
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Let's see if you're still laughing
when I take it back to Mrs. Fish.
293
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Get the hell off that! Get off of that!
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[music]
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Got her!
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Damn it!
297
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Come on kid, let's clean this mess up.
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Okay! Okay!
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Here I come!
300
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Hey! You look great!
301
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Thank you.
302
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Can I take a coat?
303
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Wait!
Remember what I always talked about doing?
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I did it!
305
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Wow!
306
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There's no medical precedent
for what's happening to you.
307
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I simply know that you're getting smaller.
308
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They're not too small, are they?
309
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:08,000
No, no, no. They're...
Perfect! Perfect! Very tasteful.
310
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Not that I didn't like them before.
311
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Yeah, well you didn't have
to carry them around all day.
312
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Well, I would have helped
you but you never asked.
313
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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I missed you.
315
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Oh! Look, that little kitty!
316
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Well, boy, the cat's out of the bag.
317
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You didn't tell me you got a cat!
318
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Yeah, well... You have your
little surprise and then I have mine.
319
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Oh, what's your name?
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Bingo.
321
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Oh, hello, Bingo. Come here, sweetie.
322
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B-I-N-G-O-B-I-N-G-O...
Alright, already!
323
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He hates that song.
324
00:16:56,001 --> 00:17:00,000
Bingo was your name. Oh!
325
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Ba-ba!
326
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Come on! Out of the way!
327
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:08,000
You know, it's funny.
I never really saw you as an animal person.
328
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:12,000
I find that very sexy in a man.
329
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:15,000
Yeah, are you kidding?
I love the little guy.
330
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:18,000
At the bottom of a swimming pool.
Here we go, little fella.
331
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:21,000
Isn't that fun?
332
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:26,489
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Dogs, cats... Parakeet
333
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:32,000
sheep, you name it.
So, where were we?
334
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So, what do you think?
335
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:40,000
Science ponders about
it and all men are curious.
336
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
(Door opens)
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Less is more.
338
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:47,001
More?
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00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
(Music)
340
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,000
(Music)
341
00:17:51,001 --> 00:18:11,000
(Music)
342
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:13,000
(Screams).
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00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:21,000
(Music)
344
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:23,000
Heather!
345
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,000
Heather!
346
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:36,000
This is murder.
347
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,000
Murder!
348
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:39,000
Murder!
349
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:40,000
Murder!
350
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,001
(Phone rings).
351
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Hello? Hey, bud.
352
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:45,000
Eddie.
353
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:47,000
You okay?
354
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:50,000
I killed him, Eddie. I killed Bingo.
355
00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:53,000
You son of a bitch.
I always knew it wasn't a viral thing.
356
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,000
(Music)
357
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,000
(Music)
358
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:59,000
(Music)
359
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:01,000
(Music)
360
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,000
(Music)
361
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:05,000
(Music)
362
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,000
(Music)
363
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:09,000
(Music).
364
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Hey, hey, okay. Sit, sit.
Okay, let's make a call.
365
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:19,000
Dial nine to get out. Resty in the comm...
There you go. There you go.
366
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:21,000
Morning.
367
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:23,000
Bingo.
368
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:26,000
Martin, I want you to meet Mr. Sniffles.
369
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:30,000
Toby, how could you?
What about Mr. Sniffles?
370
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:35,000
He's dead, remember? But life goes on.
371
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:37,000
Isn't he adorable?
372
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
I gotta go lie down.
373
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:43,000
(Music)
374
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:46,000
(Music)
375
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:52,000
Dazzle me, Marty.
376
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:54,000
Huh?
377
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,000
You're deaf.
378
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:59,000
Your presentation for that Kelly woman.
Let's hear it.
379
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:05,000
Uh... Oh... Oh, well I, uh...
380
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000
I figured I'd start with something
about the benefits of working with...
381
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,000
No, no, no, no.
Pitch it to me like I'm her.
382
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,000
Come on, Gibby.
383
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:19,000
Oh. Well, I'm sure Fred wouldn't
mind talking to me like I'm a woman. God
384
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:20,000
knows he's done it before.
385
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,000
No, no, no. Okay, okay.
386
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:28,000
Pardon me, ma'am. Please, sit down.
387
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Hi. It's nice to meet you. I'm a
very big fan of your work, Miss Kelly.
388
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:42,000
Oh, thank you. But please, call me Kitty.
389
00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:45,000
(Laughter)
390
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:47,000
What? Kitty. Call me Kitty.
391
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:49,000
All right.
392
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,000
Kitty, Kitty.
393
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:55,000
Kitty? Why don't I, uh... Why don't I
tell you something about Whitestone?
394
00:20:55,001 --> 00:21:00,000
Obviously, they're much bigger
houses, but, uh... But the fact is...
395
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:02,000
I had a kitten I adored.
396
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Kitty? Kitty.
397
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:10,000
You're not gonna get the kind of
personal attention that you could get here.
398
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:12,000
Are you all right?
399
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:15,000
Fine. Fine.
400
00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:18,000
Allergies.
401
00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:27,000
Here, Kitty. Come here.
402
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:33,000
But... I... I took the Liberty of drawing
up a promotional strategy for your
403
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,000
next book.
404
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:39,000
Now, "promotion" is the name of the
game, but of course I don't have to tell
405
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:41,000
you that. Do I?
406
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:52,000
(Meow)
407
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:54,000
Bingo? Bingo!
408
00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:57,000
Kitty! Kitty!
409
00:21:57,001 --> 00:21:59,000
Kitty! I killed my kitty.
410
00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:02,000
Killed my kitty.
411
00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:04,000
Did my kitty.
412
00:22:04,001 --> 00:22:10,000
I'm sorry. I'm just a little tired.
I'll be fine by Monday.
413
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:13,000
Where's Fred's office?
Never mind. I'll find it myself.
414
00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:15,000
Looks like that went well.
415
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:19,000
What sense of him?
416
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:20,001
Yeah.
417
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Toby. About this last week and the
whole Mr. Snuffles thing, you know, I'm
418
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:33,000
...I'm sorry if I
wasn't... Wasn't what?
419
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:35,000
Fine.
420
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:39,000
I guess I just didn't understand how
a pet could be so important to you. Or
421
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:42,000
...or... to me.
422
00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:47,000
I mean, you know, we... we had a dog once.
Tippy. But he... he always liked
423
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,000
my sister better.
424
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,000
Oh, man.
425
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Well, anyway... I
think I do understand.
426
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:59,000
Oh. Thanks.
427
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:00,001
Thanks.
428
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Now having left their earthly existence,
the gates to the beyond are open to
429
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:31,000
all creatures of the animal kingdom.
430
00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:40,000
Yes, Toby.
431
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:44,000
Have you seen Mr. Sniffles?
432
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:49,000
Cat's up. Cat's up.
433
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Mummy! Mummy!
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