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>> You sure I can't help?
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>> Dad, I'm making dinner
for you tonight, so relax.
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>> I just don't want you
to think I'm not willing.
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[LAUGH]
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>> I do it.
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[MUSIC]
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>> I have my song going today.
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It's a boy.
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I'm having a boy.
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There's gonna be a little bit here.
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>> All the young ladies to say woo.
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>> Congratulations.
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>> Jeremy, Jeremy, guess what?
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You're going to have a little brother.
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>> Cool, Mama's great.
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Do we have any tongs?
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>> No, no, we don't.
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>> Look, isn't he handsome?
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>> He's a fine looking boy.
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What's this over his head?
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It looks like a halo.
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>> A god.
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>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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That must be a scratch
on the film or something.
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>> Don't worry, I've got it.
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No problem.
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>> Martin, I need to ask you a favor.
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Could you sub for Richard
at my birthing class?
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It's only until he comes back from Estonia.
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>> What's he doing in Estonia?
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>> Well, they just had
their first free elections and
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it seems they voted in president.
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It's gonna take a while to sort things out.
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>> They shot King Richard.
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>> I can see how it would.
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>> Anyway, it's only one night a
week and it'll be fun, really, please?
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>> I don't know.
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I'm very busy with work.
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>> Martin, I'm pregnant.
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I'll cry.
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>> Okay.
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>> Dinner's up.
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>> I kind of scorched some of
your pans, but it was worth it.
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>> Hope you're hungry.
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>> Muffins?
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>> Five kinds.
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>> Well, that's terrific.
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>> It's great.
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There's nothing I love
more than- >> M-E-A-T.
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>> Muffins for dinner.
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>> [LAUGH]
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>> [MUSIC]
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>> Hello, mothers and others.
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I'm Martha Buck, your tour guide
through the glorious odyssey of birth.
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Now, as you know, we'll be
using the Richard Stone method.
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>> What happened to Lamaze?
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>> What happened to the horse and buggy?
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>> Birth is like a rich melodic song.
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Once you give yourself over
to the song, you feel no pain.
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>> Excuse me, would that
be before or after the epidural?
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>> [LAUGH]
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>> Who said that?
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The voice is familiar.
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>> Dr. Stone doesn't believe in
the use of painkillers during labor.
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>> Well, it's easy for him to say.
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>> He believes she's so smart, then
why doesn't she just come up with her
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own technique?
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>> Today's lesson is relaxation.
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>> Do you know her name?
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>> Of course I know her name.
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>> Kelly.
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>> True relaxation.
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>> You know that woman.
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We went to high school.
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>> Let's close our eyes
and listen to the music.
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>> Breathe in, breathe out.
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Breathe in, breathe out.
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>> Let the music wash.
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>> You're the cat's meow.
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>> Or the gentle breeze on a summer's day.
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>> Martin?
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>> Yeah?
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>> Martin Topper?
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>> My God.
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>> Let it soothe you.
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>> You look exactly the same.
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>> Yeah, but with bigger boobs.
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>> I see.
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>> I see.
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>> Do you mind?
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>> You was pretty.
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>> She's pissed off, but pretty?
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>> She's not my wife.
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She used to be my wife, now
she's somebody else's wife.
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I'm glad I have a wife.
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>> You're doing this for your ex.
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>> That is so you.
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>> You and where's yours?
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>> Gun.
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>> Yeah, I know.
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That's so me.
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>> Okay, now let's all concentrate.
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Of course that's not so easy
to do with all this chit chat.
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>> And a one and a two
and a teacher wants a quiet.
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>> And a one and a two
and a teacher wants a fight.
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>> What are you doing after this?
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>> You want to come over for a beer?
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>> Might be poison.
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>> I'm sorry, I mean a cup of coffee.
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>> You got any poison?
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>> Why don't I just take
you on a roller coaster?
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>> Oh, sounds great.
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I'll bring the heroin.
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[MUSIC]
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>> You look so stumped.
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>> No, no, no, this is normal me.
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Okay, here, I'm stoned.
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Look, Derek Kaines.
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>> You remember when you broke up with me?
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And we went under the bleachers
and we drank all those little bottles of
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southern comfort until I threw up.
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>> No, no, no, no, no, no,
that was after Jimmy Norton.
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>> Derek Kaines is when we went to
play land and we rode the wild mouse 32
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times.
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>> And then I threw up.
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>> What?
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>> Ah.
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>> [LAUGH]
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>> Well, here we are again, huh?
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>> Hmm.
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You know, I really thought
this one was different.
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I mean, he was this musician and
things were really working out until about
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seven months ago.
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>> What an asshole.
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>> Love must be fostered with
gentle words and sweet attentions.
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>> You're not gonna throw up, are you?
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>> Yeah, he's not worth it.
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>> Hmm.
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>> Like it's Kevin Carlton.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I always hated that guy.
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>> He was my first real love.
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>> I know.
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>> That's why I hated him.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Miss Petaldy is
a highly emotional
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girl with kind of a
weird sense of humor.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Hey, bud.
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>> Help, help.
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>> It's me, it's me.
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>> Don't do that to me.
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>> Okay, I'm sorry, man.
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>> Listen, what do you say you
and me two babes tonight, huh?
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Sounding good?
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>> I can't.
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>> No, no, no, man.
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I'm saying I got us dates.
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You know, two single guys out on the town.
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>> I know what you're saying.
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I'm just, I'm busy.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> I see.
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>> Yeah, Martin, man,
you gotta help me out.
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I made two dates for the same night.
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I fucked up.
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>> Martin, we've gotta do something.
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>> You're on your own.
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>> I already have plans for tonight.
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>> Yeah, well, the babe I got
for you models underwear, huh?
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Who's yours?
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>> Catherine Kennedy.
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>> No shit?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Who'd you break up with this time?
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>> Some asshole.
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>> Well, what a surprise.
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>> So you're finally gonna fuck her, huh?
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>> No, I'm not going to fuck her.
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We're just friends.
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>> Yeah, sure.
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Man, you've been after her since
she broke up with Skipper Bensley.
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>> Now come on.
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>> Which way are you gonna do it first?
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>> Doggy style.
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>> What the fuck's the matter with you?
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>> You're sick.
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>> I told you, I am not
going to sleep with her.
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>> Okay, fine, fine.
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So where'd you run into her?
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>> Jewish birthing class.
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>> Oh, please.
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Tell me she's the teacher.
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>> I'm not even going to
dignify that with a response.
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>> Wait a minute.
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>> Wait a minute.
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>> Aw, man, you're gonna
sleep with a pregnant woman.
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>> I am not going to sleep with her.
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>> Okay, but if you do,
just don't get involved.
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Unless you wanna find yourself
up to your butt in dirty diapers.
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>> Is there a plate in your head?
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>> Did I tell you I wasn't
gonna sleep with her?
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I am not.
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I am not going to sleep with her.
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>> Good.
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[MUSIC]
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>> You wanna bed?
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[MUSIC]
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>> Here you go.
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I'm sorry about dinner.
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You hated it, didn't you?
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>> No, no, no, no, really, there's
nothing I love more than- >> Me.
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>> Tofu.
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>> Oh.
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>> Do never think you're
out there on your own.
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>> Thank you.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Well, I- [MUSIC]
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>> I should probably go.
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>> You know you don't have to.
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>> Well, it's just the end.
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>> Too wild to tame?
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[MUSIC]
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>> That must be it.
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>> I'd like you to stay if you want to.
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>> As it happens, I
don't have any other plan.
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC].
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[MUSIC]
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>> The baby kicked.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Beautiful.
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC].
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>> Open air to yellow, leaves are green.
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There we go.
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>> Why does the tiger have a yarmulke?
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>> Well, I messed up the
head, so I just sort of went with it.
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>> Where's my little kitty cat?
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>> There she is.
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Not so little anymore.
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>> Bobby, what the fuck are you doing here?
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[MUSIC]
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>> I'm back, and here I am.
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>> This is him.
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This is the guy.
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>> You asshole.
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What could possibly be
going through your mind?
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>> I'll tell you.
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I'm sitting in this bar in Freeport
slamming vodka's with rigo and sticks,
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and I ask the bartender what's his name.
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He says, "It's Kid."
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I start weeping like a schoolgirl.
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I don't know why.
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Three days later, I'm on stage in
the middle of beating off the band.
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Suddenly, it hits me.
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I'm going to have a kid.
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Not kid, the bartender, but a little baby.
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>> Oh, please.
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>> Excuse me.
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You can't just walk in here.
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>> I'm sorry.
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Where are my manners?
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Bobby Crow, MCA recording artist.
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>> Martin Tupper.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Editor of books, and just for
your information, Cat and I are an item.
270
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>> Well, I'm back now.
271
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So, off you go.
272
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And there's a little parting gift for you.
273
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My latest CD, "Crawl and Crossbone."
274
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It's a play on words.
275
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Do you get it?
276
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>> Yeah.
277
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,000
Yeah, I get it.
278
00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:34,000
>> Who the hell do you think you are?
279
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:38,000
>> No, it's me, Bobby Crow.
280
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:39,000
See?
281
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:42,000
>> I see the guy who walked
out on me seven months ago.
282
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:46,000
>> Now, how about a repeat
before -- >> Oh, come on, Cat.
283
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:47,000
I'm sorry.
284
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:48,000
I was stupid.
285
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:50,000
I've got to give me another chance.
286
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:52,000
I'm the father of your baby.
287
00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:54,000
>> You are not a father.
288
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:57,000
You are just some creep
who got me pregnant.
289
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:58,000
>> Bye-bye now.
290
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:00,000
I'm sorry I don't have
a parting gift for you.
291
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:02,000
>> No, please, Cat.
292
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:05,000
Without you, I'm not -- I'm
not a helmet without a head.
293
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:06,000
Empty.
294
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Divide.
295
00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:09,000
[DOOR SLAMS]
296
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,000
[DOOR SLAMS]
297
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:19,000
>> You okay?
298
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>> Yeah.
299
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:24,000
Sort of.
300
00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:28,000
Not really.
301
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:32,000
I'm just glad you're here.
302
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000
>> What do you say we give
three cheers to the champion?
303
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:40,000
Come on.
304
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,000
Hurry!
305
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:42,000
Hurry!
306
00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:43,000
Hurry!
307
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:54,000
>> This woman is having a
wonderful, glorious experience.
308
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:57,000
The baby's head is just into the cervix,
309
00:15:57,001 --> 00:16:01,000
and its feet are pressing
against the mummy's backbone.
310
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,000
Forget this.
311
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:05,000
Where's the cesarean class?
312
00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,000
[LAUGHS]
313
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:09,000
>> Martin, this isn't the dry bean.
314
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,000
Cat.
315
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,000
Hey!
316
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:12,000
Cat.
317
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:15,000
Cat, you out there?
318
00:16:15,001 --> 00:16:16,000
Oi.
319
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:17,000
Hey, look.
320
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,000
I've got a baby holder to hold our baby.
321
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:22,000
>> Look, Bobby, this
isn't the time of the place.
322
00:16:22,001 --> 00:16:24,000
>> Hey, book fellow, how you doing?
323
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:26,000
Hey, all this.
324
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:30,000
See, it's got the alphabet on it.
325
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:31,000
Babies love to spell.
326
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:34,000
>> Oh, that is really sweet.
327
00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,000
>> Hi, Mrs. Stone.
328
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:37,000
>> Hi, Bobby.
329
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:38,000
>> You know him?
330
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:41,000
>> Richard produced his solo album.
331
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,000
[DRUMMING]
332
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,000
>> I'll have to pick it up.
333
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:47,000
>> I've got this little
leather jacket just like mine.
334
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:48,000
>> Hey, Mommy.
335
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:51,000
Are you ready to rock and roll?
336
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:53,000
>> I'm trying, Cat.
337
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:55,000
I'm really trying hard.
338
00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:57,000
>> Bobby.
339
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,000
>> I love you.
340
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:02,000
>> Can we talk about this another time?
341
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,000
>> Ding dong.
342
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:05,000
Hello there.
343
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:07,000
We have a lot to cover today.
344
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,000
>> That's right.
345
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:10,000
>> Oh, that's no problem for me.
346
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:12,000
We can't stick to outside.
347
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:14,000
We're going to go up to FAO Schwartz.
348
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,000
Got me on a big, fussy duck.
349
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,000
Thanks, Martin.
350
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:20,000
Cheers, everyone.
351
00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:25,000
Enjoy the film.
352
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:27,000
>> What am I going to do about him?
353
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,000
>> Two words.
354
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:30,000
Restraining order.
355
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:34,000
>> Now let's take a look
at our friend the vagina.
356
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:37,239
Watch as it flexes
its mighty walls and
357
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:41,000
pushes the baby's
head into the light of day.
358
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:46,000
[MUSIC]
359
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,000
>> Surprise.
360
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,000
It's gorgeous.
361
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,000
Come on, let's go for a pic.
362
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:52,000
>> Oh, Martin, that's so sweet.
363
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:53,000
>> Come on.
364
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:54,000
I got grape juice.
365
00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:55,000
I got cheese.
366
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:58,000
I got those little forks, you know.
367
00:17:58,001 --> 00:18:00,000
What's this?
368
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:01,000
>> I need to talk to you.
369
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:03,000
>> It's huge.
370
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:13,000
[MUSIC]
371
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,000
>> Yeah.
372
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,000
Yeah, I think you do have to talk to me.
373
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:22,000
>> Martin, I'm sorry, but I've
decided to give Bobby another chance.
374
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,000
>> What about us?
375
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:27,000
>> Oh, God, you were the last
person in the world I'd ever want to hurt.
376
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,000
>> And don't.
377
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,000
Hurt him.
378
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:31,000
>> He walked out on you.
379
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,000
>> He came back.
380
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,000
He's changed.
381
00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:37,000
And he's the father of my child.
382
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:40,000
>> I'm here beyond the boss.
383
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:43,000
Don't have a boss.
384
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:44,000
>> He's an idiot.
385
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:45,000
What's the "m"?
386
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:48,000
>> Oh, well, then I'm the
idiot because I love him.
387
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,000
>> I can take a hint.
388
00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:53,000
>> Look, honey, my neck's single.
389
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,000
>> Well, well, well.
390
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,000
Daddy's here.
391
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,000
Oh, and look, he can't
even keep his pants up.
392
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,000
>> Oops.
393
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:02,000
Thanks, Martin.
394
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:03,000
>> Okay, all right.
395
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,000
You win.
396
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,000
You win.
397
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:08,000
But you better take care of this woman.
398
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:10,000
And you better take care of this baby.
399
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:11,000
>> I'm doing it.
400
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:13,000
Did you see the duck?
401
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:16,000
>> I think it's going to take more
than a big duck to get the job done.
402
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:19,000
>> No, let me -- let me just
give you a wake-up call, okay?
403
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:20,000
No more cigarettes for you.
404
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:24,000
And you better get used to vomiting
on those nice leather pants of yours.
405
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,000
>> I already am.
406
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,000
>> Okay, Martin.
407
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:27,000
Thank you.
408
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:30,000
>> And you have to be
there 24 hours a day, okay?
409
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,000
Forget about sleep.
410
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:32,000
Forget about free time.
411
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:33,000
You're on the baby's time now.
412
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:34,755
You know, you
feel like jumping on
413
00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:37,000
your bike and riding
cross-country, right ?
414
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:40,000
Or partying all night with Rico and sticks.
415
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:41,000
Well, forget about it.
416
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:43,000
You ready to give all that up, are you?
417
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:44,000
Huh?
418
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:45,000
>> I don't know.
419
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,364
>> Well, you better
know because being
420
00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:50,000
a father is fucking
hard and it's forever.
421
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,000
>> Jesus.
422
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:55,000
>> I'm sorry, Kat.
423
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:58,000
He's -- he's right.
424
00:19:58,001 --> 00:20:01,000
I can't do this.
425
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:04,000
I'm no dad.
426
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:07,000
Sorry, hon.
427
00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:08,000
>> Okay.
428
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:10,000
Okay, take care now.
429
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,000
Yeah, bye-bye.
430
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,000
Don't forget to write.
431
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,000
>> Uh-huh.
432
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,000
Sleep?
433
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:18,000
Well, there you go.
434
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:22,000
If you rescue me once more,
I'll be in your debt for life.
435
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:24,000
>> You asshole.
436
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:27,000
>> Oh, me?
437
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:29,000
>> Who gave you the right to do that?
438
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:33,000
>> I mean, who gave me
the right -- I care about you.
439
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:35,000
I'm trying to do what's
best for you and the baby.
440
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,000
>> Hey, I get to decide
what's best for me and my baby.
441
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,547
>> Well, isn't it
better if he walks out
442
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:41,000
now instead of three
months from now?
443
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,000
>> He didn't walk out.
444
00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:44,000
You chased him out.
445
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,000
>> Come on.
446
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:46,000
Come on, Kat.
447
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:47,000
There's no way that he
is ready to be a father.
448
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:49,000
>> Oh, and when you had Jeremy, you were.
449
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,000
You weren't scared shitless.
450
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,000
You didn't have any doubts.
451
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,000
>> Well, yeah, yeah.
452
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:56,000
Come on, everybody does.
453
00:20:56,001 --> 00:21:03,000
>> Then why didn't you tell him that?
454
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:06,000
Just -- just go.
455
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,000
>> Kat?
456
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,000
Kat?
457
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:13,000
I'm sorry.
458
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:22,000
[ Music ]
459
00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:25,000
>> Loud face, forward march.
460
00:22:27,001 --> 00:22:30,000
>> This is my son, Jeremy.
461
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:32,000
>> Hello, son Jeremy.
462
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:33,000
>> Yeah, nice to meet you, dad.
463
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:34,000
I was supposed to be a chairman.
464
00:22:34,001 --> 00:22:35,000
It's 15 minutes ago.
465
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:36,000
>> So you'd be a little late.
466
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:38,000
This is Bobby Kroll.
467
00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:39,000
Remember that CV I gave you?
468
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:42,000
>> Yeah, I got a buck
for it at discs and things.
469
00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:43,000
>> Really?
470
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,000
I got a whole box of them.
471
00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:48,000
>> You know what my son here
did for me a few weeks ago, huh?
472
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:49,000
He made me muffins.
473
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:50,000
Five kinds, wasn't it?
474
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,000
>> Yeah, definitely.
475
00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:52,000
He'd be cool about this.
476
00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:53,000
>> No, tell Bobby about school.
477
00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:54,000
Go ahead.
478
00:22:54,001 --> 00:22:55,000
>> I go to school.
479
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:57,000
>> Tell him about that
report you did on Bolivia.
480
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,000
This is great.
481
00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:59,000
>> I did a report on Bolivia.
482
00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:00,000
Who cares?
483
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:01,000
I'll send him a copy.
484
00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:02,000
Can we get out of here?
485
00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:07,000
[ Music ]
486
00:23:07,001 --> 00:23:08,000
>> Let go!
487
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:10,000
>> This never happens.
488
00:23:10,001 --> 00:23:14,000
You know, he's just a little moody today.
489
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,000
Jeremy, put the guitar down.
490
00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:21,000
But you have to believe me when I
tell you that there is no greater joy than
491
00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:22,000
watching them grow up.
492
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:25,000
Becoming their own people
with their own little ideas.
493
00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:28,000
[ Music ]
494
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:29,000
>> Fuck!
495
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:30,000
>> Move!
496
00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,000
>> Are they back?
497
00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:35,000
[ Music ]
498
00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:36,000
>> Get out of here!
499
00:23:36,001 --> 00:23:38,000
>> Gee, do we have to?
500
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:41,000
[ Pause ]
501
00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:42,000
>> Sorry about that.
502
00:23:42,001 --> 00:23:44,000
Thanks for stopping by!
503
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:47,000
[ Pause ]
504
00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:49,000
>> Little bastard.
505
00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:55,000
[ Music ]
506
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,000
>> Get me a blue one!
507
00:23:56,001 --> 00:24:07,000
[ Background noise ]
508
00:24:07,001 --> 00:24:10,000
>> Look, I'm really sorry about what I did.
509
00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:11,000
>> You don't have to.
510
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:12,000
>> Yes, yes, yes.
511
00:24:12,001 --> 00:24:13,000
I do.
512
00:24:13,001 --> 00:24:16,000
Now look, I want you to know whatever
happens, you know, whatever you need,
513
00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:17,000
I'm here for you.
514
00:24:17,001 --> 00:24:19,000
No, no strings attached.
515
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:22,000
>> No, you really don't have to.
516
00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:25,000
>> Say that slow and strap me in.
517
00:24:25,001 --> 00:24:27,000
>> Oh my God.
518
00:24:27,001 --> 00:24:28,000
Is Bobby?
519
00:24:28,001 --> 00:24:33,000
>> He showed up at my door last
night saying something about the joy of
520
00:24:33,001 --> 00:24:36,000
forming the baby's little ideas.
521
00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:39,000
>> I -- >> Thank you,
thank you very much.
522
00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:40,000
You're all my fans.
523
00:24:40,001 --> 00:24:41,000
I love you madly.
524
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,000
>> I'm very happy for you.
525
00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:43,000
>> Thanks.
526
00:24:43,001 --> 00:24:45,000
[ Laughter ]
527
00:24:45,001 --> 00:24:47,000
>> Here I am.
528
00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:50,000
Got nowhere to do when Ed pops out.
529
00:24:50,001 --> 00:24:52,000
Hey, Marty.
530
00:24:52,001 --> 00:24:56,000
>> Well, what's the drill?
531
00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:59,000
>> You did it, huh?
532
00:24:59,001 --> 00:25:02,000
>> Your words moved me strangely.
533
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:06,000
>> But my son, I mean, you
know, he was such a -- >> Prick.
534
00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:08,000
I like that.
535
00:25:08,001 --> 00:25:09,000
Spunky little fucker.
536
00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:11,000
Reminds me of me.
537
00:25:11,001 --> 00:25:13,000
[ Background noise ]
538
00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:17,000
>> Martin, Matt, I want to sit.
539
00:25:17,001 --> 00:25:18,000
>> Coming.
540
00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:25,000
[ Music ]
541
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,000
>> Right there.
542
00:25:26,001 --> 00:25:27,000
>> Do you feel that?
543
00:25:27,001 --> 00:25:28,000
>> Yeah.
544
00:25:28,001 --> 00:25:30,000
>> That's really cool.
545
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:32,000
>> It's nice, isn't it?
546
00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:33,000
>> And they were married.
547
00:25:33,001 --> 00:25:39,000
They lived happily ever after.
548
00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:42,000
Are you okay?
549
00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:43,000
>> Yeah.
550
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,000
Basically.
551
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,000
Yeah.
552
00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:50,000
>> Listen, after class tonight,
let me take you out to dinner.
553
00:25:50,001 --> 00:25:51,000
>> Sure.
554
00:25:51,001 --> 00:25:53,000
Sure.
555
00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:56,000
You know what I'm in the mood for?
556
00:25:56,001 --> 00:26:03,000
>> M-E-A-T.
557
00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:06,000
>> How about a salad?
558
00:26:06,001 --> 00:26:10,000
>> I've studied up on vegetables,
so we'll have a lot to talk about.
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