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>> Yeah, yeah, we're on
41, so according to this map,
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we should be there in
like an inch and a half.
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>> Man, I am so stoked.
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I mean, how cool is this?
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>> Yeah, it's gonna be great
seeing the old gang again, huh?
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>> What, what?
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>> Kevin, the beaded
curtain is still there
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and all of Herb's
driftwood sculptures.
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>> You want a fry?
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No, and will you watch the leather?
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>> Well, will you relax?
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It's a French fry, not a blowtorch.
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>> Don't ask, I'm huge.
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I look like the underdog
balloon from the Macy's parade.
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>> Shit.
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What?
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What happened?
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>> Nothing.
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I thought I saw a moose.
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>> Judith, would you mind?
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This is costing me three bucks a minute.
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>> Good news for you, Martin.
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Allison called.
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She's not gonna make it.
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>> That's wonderful.
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>> I don't have a problem with Allison.
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>> I don't know.
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Ever since somebody beat
somebody out for that scholarship.
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>> Judith, aren't you talking on the phone?
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>> Oh, hi.
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Sorry.
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>> Man, we could have flown
there for what this call has cost to me.
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>> All right, all right.
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I gotta go.
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I can't wait to see you.
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>> Okay.
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Guess who's there.
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[ Music ]
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>> I give up.
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>> Cara Prescott.
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>> Oh, man.
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Who invited her?
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>> I thought you liked Cara.
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>> You liked her eight times in one night.
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Never called her again.
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>> Well, then you two should
have a lot of catching up to do.
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>> Man.
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You know, I think I will
have some of those fries.
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Uh... Finish them.
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[ Music ]
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>> Don't worry about it, okay?
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Just let me hear it.
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>> Oh, God.
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>> Just like that.
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>> Oh, Jude.
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>> Hey.
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>> Hey.
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>> Oh, God, I hate you.
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You even look thin pregnant.
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>> Oh, Becca, come on.
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I look like Alfred Hitchcock.
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I don't even want to hear it.
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Hey.
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>> Hey, Becca.
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>> Hey, man.
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>> Herbert!
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Hey, Mr. Irv.
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I hardly recognized you.
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[ Coughing ]
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>> The living fossil.
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Immune to the forces of evolution.
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>> So, where's Sue?
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>> What do you mean?
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She's in her room, right?
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>> I don't know.
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We just got here.
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>> Oh, man.
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Don't freak me out.
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Sue?
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>> Scary.
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>> Mark!
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>> Hey, Martin.
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Hi, Jude.
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>> Hi, Mark.
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Where's Janet?
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>> Janet.
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Janet couldn't make it.
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Actually, she's on her honeymoon.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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>> Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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>> No, no, no, no.
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Hey, it all worked out.
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I mean, all she got was the
house, the money, and the dogs,
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and I could spend the
weekend with you guys.
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>> Oh, thanks.
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Well, you got some
wood stuff on your chest.
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>> It's okay.
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I got more chopping to do.
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>> Well, chop away.
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>> Chop away.
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>> What?
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>> Holy shit.
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Look who's here.
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Judith!
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>> Kara.
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>> Oh, God, Kara's here.
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I'm not ready for this.
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>> You bitch.
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The last time I saw you,
you were knocked up.
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>> Yeah, yeah, I know.
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And you, of course, look great.
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Give me a hug.
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>> Hey, Martin.
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>> Hey.
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>> Did you miss me?
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Come on, lie.
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>> Okay, yeah.
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>> You were a bad liar.
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>> And the famous Eddie Charles.
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I heard you were coming.
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>> Yep.
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I'm here.
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>> Well, it's great to meet you.
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I love your show.
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>> Thanks.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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>> So where did you
say herb sculptures are?
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>> We put them in your room.
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>> Lovely.
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>> Come on.
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>> You're even uglier than you remember.
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>> She's fucking with me.
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Did you see that?
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She's fucking with me.
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I see this ending very badly.
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Who bought all the pot pie?
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Herb.
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>> Sue, honey, have you seen my bandana?
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>> That one?
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>> Huh.
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>> There.
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Did you feel that kick?
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>> It's just so amazing to me
that there's actually a baby in there.
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Now, how does this happen again?
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>> Oh, the personal touch.
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>> Hey, that's probably Allison.
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>> No, no, no.
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Allison isn't coming.
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>> You wish.
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She called.
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She got a later flight.
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>> Hey, you're not coming.
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>> Great.
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>> Martin, try to control yourself.
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>> Yeah, we don't want a repeat of
what happened at Herb and Sue's wedding.
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>> What?
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Come on.
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She started it, you know.
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Besides, I'm fine.
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I'm fine, see?
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>> Hi!
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>> Oh, Allison's here.
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>> Hey, you two of us.
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>> All right, Sue.
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Hey, you.
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I got stuck at LAX for
two and a half hours.
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But look, cheap plastic
gifts from the airport.
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Oh, yeah.
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>> I fucking love these things.
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>> Allison, it's really
good to see you again.
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You look great.
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And congratulations on the new book.
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I'm really looking forward to reading it.
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>> Whoa.
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Martin, is that you?
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I almost didn't recognize
you through all that bullshit.
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>> Oh, right on.
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>> I see this ending very badly.
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>> I'm not going on.
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>> No, no, no, no.
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No.
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I would not call it cheating.
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Herb and I, we have an oath of error.
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I screw around.
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And he doesn't find out about it.
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>> What's wrong with that?
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>> Oh, God, I could never do it bad.
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I mean, I couldn't.
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>> But you could have
used marriage to Herb.
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>> Who here slept with Joe Del Vecchio?
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You mean, crooked Joe Del Vecchio?
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>> I tried, okay?
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But he was like, hello, what's happening?
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>> Wait, just a minute.
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What do you mean?
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>> Oh, he kind of veered
to the left, you know?
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>> No, actually, I don't know.
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I've really only seen
two, and they were
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both pretty much
straight down the middle.
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>> Two?
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That's it?
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Just two?
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>> God, that's not even the
most I've seen at one time.
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>> Oh, wow.
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>> And Judith, you have not lived.
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>> I've lived plenty.
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>> So tell us, Jude, who's
bigger, Richard or Martha?
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>> I'm not sure.
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>> What do you think they're talking about?
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>> There's probably some
sale at Bergdorf's or something.
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>> Look at Allison, look at her.
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Sitting there drinking that
beer like the Queen of England.
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>> Oh, geez, Mark, give it a rest.
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>> Yeah, man.
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You live in the present.
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>> It's not me, it's Herb.
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Ever since she won that
scholarship, she thinks she's hot shit.
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>> Hey, let it go, babe.
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>> I have let it go.
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That's my point.
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She can't let it go.
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>> Jesus, Martin.
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>> I'm wrong.
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Tell me.
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Tell me I'm wrong.
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>> Okay.
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>> You're wrong.
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>> Oh, shit, Kara's coming.
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But tell me, you're talking to me.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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And then what happened?
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Oh, Kara.
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>> Excuse me.
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>> So what were you guys talking about?
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>> Fix.
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>> That's one subject I
do not care to discuss.
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>> I'm just going to go air my meatballs.
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>> Excuse me.
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>> Yeah, me too.
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>> Okay, I'm sorry.
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I was young, I was an asshole.
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There's no excuse for what I did.
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>> Eddie, what are you talking about?
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>> You know, the fruit cup that you
had in the fridge on the top shelf by
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the milk in the back?
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Well, I ate it.
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>> I didn't have any fruit cups.
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>> Oh, thank God.
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It's been bothering me all night.
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I thought for sure you
were going to be upset.
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>> Not at all.
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>> So have you seen the lake yet?
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Sorry about your book review
in the Entertainment Weekly.
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Eddie, huh?
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It's not too good.
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>> Well, I don't really listen to the
reviews, although I hear that the New
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York Times really liked it.
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A knife toward the plate.
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>> Still, I think it would really get to
me if someone referred to my work
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as feminist waddle.
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>> Your work?
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>> You put two spoons in.
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>> Your work?
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What work is that?
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Editing other people's trashy novels?
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>> You're going to let her
get away with that kind of talk?
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>> You don't have to be a chicken
to judge the quality of the eggs.
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>> What the fuck does that mean?
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>> Done.
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>> Martin, this isn't a race.
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>> Of course not.
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But if it were, I would have won.
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>> Someone, we need more firewood.
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>> I'll get it.
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>> I'm down now.
277
00:10:56,001 --> 00:11:02,000
>> Loader first, minus over second.
278
00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:05,000
Bonnie Lassie third, running easily.
279
00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:12,000
Cactus coming up on the inside.
280
00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:19,000
Ooh, and a rider's down on the ground.
281
00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:20,000
>> You tripped me.
282
00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:21,000
>> I didn't trip you.
283
00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:22,000
There was a root.
284
00:11:22,001 --> 00:11:24,000
>> Yeah, a root in the shape of your foot.
285
00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:26,000
>> All right, Martin, what is your problem?
286
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:28,000
Why are you always like this?
287
00:11:28,001 --> 00:11:29,000
>> Like what?
288
00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:32,000
>> Oh, hostile,
competitive, take your pick.
289
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,000
What is it?
290
00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:35,000
Is it just that you want to fuck me?
291
00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:36,000
>> What?
292
00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:37,000
I don't want to fuck you.
293
00:11:37,001 --> 00:11:39,000
>> Oh, please, you wanted to
fuck me since sophomore English.
294
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:42,000
>> No, no, no, I wanted to kill
you since sophomore English.
295
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:45,000
You're the last person I'd want to fuck.
296
00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:47,000
Oh, maybe next to last.
297
00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:48,963
>> You mean to tell
me that if you knew
298
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,000
you could have me
right here, right now,
299
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,000
you wouldn't be interested?
300
00:11:53,001 --> 00:12:03,000
>> Not even a little.
301
00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:16,000
Well, maybe a little.
302
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,000
Would you like to do this inside?
303
00:12:18,001 --> 00:12:19,000
>> Uh-huh.
304
00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:21,000
>> There's a snake in the back door.
305
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:27,000
>> Well, it's bedtime for Kara.
306
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:30,000
Good night, all.
307
00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,000
Sleep tight.
308
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,000
>> Oh, boy am I beat.
309
00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:35,000
Big day tomorrow.
310
00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:42,000
Good night, all.
311
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:52,000
>> Settle, Eddie.
312
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:56,000
>> Yeah, it's nice.
313
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:58,000
I really should go to bed.
314
00:12:58,001 --> 00:13:01,000
>> Oh, okay.
315
00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:05,000
>> Oh, it's really chilly when
you get away from the fire.
316
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:09,000
>> I've got just the thing.
317
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:34,000
>> Good night, Julie.
318
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:39,000
>> Big moon, stay away from my window.
319
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:42,000
I don't want to see you tonight.
320
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:47,000
Big moon, you're just making me lonesome.
321
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:51,000
Wishing he was holding me tight.
322
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:55,000
My baby's moved out and I'm in misery.
323
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:59,000
So don't you come shining your light on me.
324
00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:05,000
Big moon, you're just making me lonesome.
325
00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:11,000
I don't know why you said
big, but Mary's wrong too.
326
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:15,000
I hope that I'm feeling so dark on you.
327
00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:18,000
I'm wondering if I'm all you've made.
328
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:23,000
It's impossible to walk
and just to see you all alone.
329
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:27,000
I see you're been freezing off with time.
330
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:36,000
[ Music ]
331
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:42,000
>> Great, great.
332
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:48,000
>> I win.
333
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:53,000
>> Listen, I have a question.
334
00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:58,000
Back in school, did you ever do anything
really mean to me behind my back?
335
00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:04,000
>> Well, I sort of used to write your
name and number on the bathroom walls
336
00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:10,000
around school and all over
Manhattan and once in Florida.
337
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:12,000
>> Well, that explains a lot.
338
00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:14,000
>> It's really juvenile.
339
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,000
I'm sorry.
340
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:18,000
>> That's okay.
341
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,000
I have one for you.
342
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:22,000
>> What did you do?
343
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:26,000
>> I'm going to enter your
application for the Paris scholarship.
344
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:32,000
Well, I stole it off of Professor
Brennan's desk before he could send it in.
345
00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,000
I know, I know.
346
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,364
It was really a
stupid and petty thing
347
00:15:36,376 --> 00:15:39,000
to do, unbelievably
stupid, and I'm sorry.
348
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:43,000
It's been sitting in a box
haunting me all of these years.
349
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:47,000
So, here.
350
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:51,000
Do you hate me?
351
00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:53,000
>> Yes, a lot.
352
00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:55,000
I hate you a lot.
353
00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:57,000
How could you fucking do this to me?
354
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:59,000
>> Look, I was a kid.
355
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,000
I wanted that scholarship so badly.
356
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,000
I didn't want to take any chances.
357
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:05,000
>> That's because you
knew I would have won.
358
00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:08,000
This is my diner story with
a great soup paragraph.
359
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,415
It was a million
times better than that
360
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,000
thing you wrote about
your menstrual cycle.
361
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,000
>> Oh, now that's debatable.
362
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,000
>> The hell it is.
363
00:16:15,001 --> 00:16:17,000
The hell it is, I would have won.
364
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:19,000
I would have gone to Paris.
365
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:21,000
I would have won
something very much like it.
366
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:23,000
>> Martin, I'm sorry.
367
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,000
>> I don't want to hear it.
368
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:27,000
You stole my fucking life.
369
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,000
What else do you want?
370
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:31,000
Do you want my wallet?
371
00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:33,000
My credit cards?
372
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:35,000
Here, go on, take them.
373
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:37,000
Pick it all.
374
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:45,000
[ Music ]
375
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:48,000
>> It's one thing to mow for chance
when you get it, but it's another thing.
376
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:50,000
I never do have a chance.
377
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:52,000
>> This is fun.
378
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:54,000
>> I got you.
379
00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:56,000
>> It's so bad.
380
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:57,000
>> I think you missed a spot.
381
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,000
>> No, you didn't miss a spot.
382
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,000
You've been doing that for 20 minutes.
383
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,000
You'd be safe in a nuclear reactor.
384
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:05,000
>> Somebody had a bowl
of cranky flakes for breakfast.
385
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:09,000
>> Can you see Mark?
386
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,000
>> No.
387
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:12,000
>> I just found the salamander.
388
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:15,000
You remember that summer with
me and Mark and the salamander?
389
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,000
You know the one we kept in the cereal box?
390
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:20,000
>> Well, anyway, I just
thought I'd show him to Mark.
391
00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:22,000
>> What are you doing?
392
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:24,000
>> I'm showing him the salamander.
393
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,000
>> No, no, no.
394
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,000
What are you doing?
395
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,000
You're flirting.
396
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,000
>> I'm not flirting.
397
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,000
It's a lizard.
398
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,000
>> Judith, I know you.
399
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:31,000
You're bouncing up and down.
400
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,000
You're playing with your pearls.
401
00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:34,000
This is you, flirting.
402
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,000
>> Well, that's ridiculous.
403
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:37,000
I am a pregnant married person.
404
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,000
I am not flirting.
405
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:41,000
Mark.
406
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:43,000
Oh, Mark.
407
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:46,000
>> Middle age and glandular deficiency.
408
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,000
>> Mark, look what I've got.
409
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,000
I just wanted to show you.
410
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:52,000
>> What?
411
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:57,000
>> I just wanted you to see this.
412
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:59,000
>> What the -- >> No!
413
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:06,000
>> How do you like it?
414
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,000
>> Fuck you.
415
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:12,000
>> Some women are as
sensitive as a stratovarius.
416
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:16,000
Incorrectly played, the finest instrument
will give forth screeching sound.
417
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:19,000
>> Fucking hark.
418
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:21,000
>> Dude.
419
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:23,000
>> Fuck.
420
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,000
>> What's the matter?
421
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:27,000
>> He's up there having sex with Becca.
422
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,000
>> So?
423
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,000
>> Forget it.
424
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,000
>> Wait a minute.
425
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,000
Wait a minute.
426
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:33,000
What's going on here?
427
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:36,000
Do you really want to have sex with him?
428
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,000
>> That's not the point.
429
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:40,000
I mean, I couldn't even if I wanted to.
430
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:42,000
For you people.
431
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:45,000
You can just come up here and
jump into bed with anybody you please.
432
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,000
But not me.
433
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,000
Oh, no, not Judith.
434
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:51,000
Not the big, fat, pregnant, married one.
435
00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:52,000
>> Mosquito.
436
00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:56,000
>> Martin, the last time we were up
here, I had my whole life ahead of me.
437
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,000
I had all these exciting
choices and options.
438
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:04,000
Now my most exciting choice is
whether to use cloth diapers or disposable.
439
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,000
>> Come on.
440
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,000
You have everything you ever wanted.
441
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:08,000
You have a great career.
442
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,000
You have a terrific kid.
443
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:12,000
>> Yeah, yeah, I know.
444
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:16,000
And another one on the way and a
fabulous husband and all this money.
445
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,000
>> What?
446
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:18,000
What?
447
00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:21,000
What's the problem?
448
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:23,000
>> Two penises.
449
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:25,000
>> Excuse me?
450
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:27,613
>> My whole life I've
only had two penises
451
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,000
and that's all I'm
ever going to have.
452
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,000
>> Oh.
453
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:36,000
>> Two heads are always better than one.
454
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:38,000
>> Jude, I mean, what?
455
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:41,000
Would you trade everything
you have for another penis or two?
456
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:46,000
>> I guess not.
457
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:50,184
>> Look, if it'll make
you feel any better,
458
00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:54,000
I can always ask
Eddie to show you his.
459
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,000
>> I don't think so.
460
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:59,000
Thanks anyway.
461
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:04,000
Big one.
462
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:13,000
>> Famous person, famous person.
463
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:16,000
>> Boy or girl famous person?
464
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:19,000
>> Famous person with arthritis.
465
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:21,000
>> It's a woman with grass, right?
466
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:23,000
Go on, go on.
467
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,000
>> What's he doing?
468
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,000
>> Penis.
469
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:27,000
>> Famous masseuse.
470
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,000
>> Typist.
471
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:29,000
>> Writer.
472
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:30,000
>> Writer.
473
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,000
>> Book writer.
474
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,000
>> Book writer.
475
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,000
>> Not a book writer.
476
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:34,000
>> Horio Steinham.
477
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:35,000
>> Pearl Buck.
478
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,000
>> Pearl Buck.
479
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:39,000
>> Stab in the back.
480
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,000
>> She's stubbing your hands.
481
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:47,000
>> She's doing me, you guys.
482
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:49,000
Jesus Christ, Martin, give it a rest.
483
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,000
>> Oh, I see.
484
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,000
You steal my life and I'm
supposed to give it a rest.
485
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,000
>> I didn't steal your fucking life.
486
00:20:55,001 --> 00:20:56,000
I'm sorry.
487
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:59,000
But let's be honest, Martin, if
you were really such a great writer.
488
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,000
>> If, if, what do you mean if?
489
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:01,000
I was.
490
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:02,000
>> Oh, bullshit.
491
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,000
>> Oh, yeah?
492
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:04,000
Yeah, you want to hear something?
493
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,000
All right.
494
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:07,000
You want to hear something great?
495
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:10,000
Listen to this.
496
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:16,000
"Coffee to Go" by M.L. Tupper.
497
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:19,000
The antiquated gerbil-faced
creature beside me.
498
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:25,000
Jed, hungry from the inside out,
stretched his long shriveled reptilian limb
499
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:30,000
across me.
500
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:32,000
Just wait, wait, okay?
501
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:33,000
It gets better.
502
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,000
>> Okay, did Jed say that?
503
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,000
>> No, you idiot.
504
00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:36,000
I said that.
505
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:38,000
Okay, okay, wait.
506
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,000
Here's the soup paragraph.
507
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,000
>> I'll cut him deep and let him bleed.
508
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,000
>> The soup.
509
00:21:44,001 --> 00:21:47,000
Blander than a comatose
patient at Mount Sinai.
510
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,000
Burnt my already blizzard-blistered lips.
511
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:55,000
I reached for the bitter white
grains of which Lot's wife was made.
512
00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:56,000
Well, it's salt.
513
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:57,000
Get it?
514
00:21:57,001 --> 00:21:58,000
Come on.
515
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,000
Lot's wife.
516
00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:02,000
Hey, hey, come on, you guys.
517
00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:03,000
I liked it.
518
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:05,000
Just read on.
519
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:07,000
>> Thank you, Judith.
520
00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:09,000
Lot's wife was made.
521
00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:15,000
That awake in my mouth, hoping to
stir life into the red breathing mass I
522
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,000
call my tongue.
523
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:22,000
[laughter]
524
00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:35,000
>> Hey!
525
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:37,000
>> My poor composition.
526
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:39,000
I worked too hard on it.
527
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:42,000
And now it's in ashes.
528
00:22:43,000 --> 00:23:02,000
[music]
529
00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:04,000
Just what the doctor ordered.
530
00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:18,000
[music]
531
00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:40,000
[music]
532
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:46,000
>> Martin, I just wanted to say goodbye.
533
00:23:46,001 --> 00:23:47,000
>> You're incredible.
534
00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:48,000
>> Oh, Martin, please don't start.
535
00:23:48,001 --> 00:23:50,000
I said I was sorry.
536
00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:52,000
>> No, no, you are.
537
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:53,000
You're incredible.
538
00:23:53,001 --> 00:23:58,000
I mean, this book, you know, it's great.
539
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,000
>> Really?
540
00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:07,211
You know, you may
not believe this, but
541
00:24:07,223 --> 00:24:15,000
your opinion, it really
means a lot to me.
542
00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:22,000
[music]
543
00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:30,000
>> Was that the red breathing
mass you call your tongue?
544
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,000
>> Go on home.
545
00:24:31,001 --> 00:24:33,000
You've seen it all.
546
00:24:33,001 --> 00:24:34,000
>> Bye-bye.
547
00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:35,000
Good to see you.
548
00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:36,000
>> Bye.
549
00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:37,000
>> Take care.
550
00:24:37,001 --> 00:24:38,000
>> Bye, Allison.
551
00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:39,000
Call me.
552
00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:47,000
>> Well, it was great to see you again.
553
00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:48,000
>> Yeah, you too.
554
00:24:48,001 --> 00:24:51,000
And, you know, I wish
you all the best with Mark.
555
00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:55,000
>> Oh, well, I think that
was just a weekend thing.
556
00:24:55,001 --> 00:24:56,000
>> Oh, really?
557
00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:57,000
Why is that?
558
00:24:57,001 --> 00:25:03,000
>> Well, he's nice and everything,
you know, but he's just sort of well.
559
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:14,000
>> You mean -- >> And
you're in that rocking chair.
560
00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:16,000
>> Bye-bye now.
561
00:25:16,001 --> 00:25:18,000
Have a nice flight.
562
00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:19,000
All right.
563
00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:20,000
>> Wow.
564
00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:21,000
Amazing.
565
00:25:21,001 --> 00:25:23,000
You're really okay with her
after everything she did to you?
566
00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:24,000
>> I'm fine.
567
00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:25,000
Really.
568
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:27,000
You know what?
569
00:25:27,001 --> 00:25:30,000
I swiped her plane ticket.
570
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:37,000
>> Oh, my God.
571
00:25:37,001 --> 00:25:45,000
>> Thank you for a great weekend.
572
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:48,000
I'll give you a little
wrinkle when I get back.
573
00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:49,000
>> Wrinkle.
574
00:25:49,001 --> 00:25:51,000
You're the wrinkle guy.
575
00:25:51,001 --> 00:25:53,000
I remember you now, you fuck.
576
00:25:53,001 --> 00:25:55,000
You're not going to call me back.
577
00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:56,000
>> Get in the car.
578
00:25:56,001 --> 00:25:57,000
>> You're not.
579
00:25:57,001 --> 00:25:58,000
>> Get in the car.
580
00:25:58,001 --> 00:26:04,000
>> If there's anything more
exhausting than a quiet country weekend.
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