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(rock music)

- Let me tell you that
I'm a little out of it

with the medicine that I'm on,

because my back is killing me.

- He took a muscle relaxant
because he hurt his back,

and I can tell he is

(high pitched sound)

- Another crazy day in
the BSB house, holy shit.

(Panting)

(rock music)

- Have sex with guys like
they're girls, that's what I do.

(panting)

- First scene I did,
immediately I realized

that I'm totally straight.

- Every noise you make is fake,
every thrust you do is fake.

- It's extremely difficult.

(panting)

- If I wasn't getting paid,
obviously I wouldn't film.

- If the money's right,

then pretty much
anybody'll do anything.

- Nobody in my family knows.

My girlfriend knows.

- Every time I've ever said,

I'm never gonna do something,
I've ended up doing it.

- Whether or not being
gay is wrong or bad,

it's where the money's at.

(motorcycle sound)

- I love racing,

so I thought it'd be fun for
everybody to come out today

and just race some Go Karts.

- Ha, right.

- [Adam] It looks
oddly good though.

- If you come into
the turn too fast,

you're gonna turn around and
you're gonna end up going,

"Oh, I'm too fast", and
you're gonna lift off the gas.

The Kart's gonna have no grip

and you're gonna wash
right off the track.

'Cause if you lean in
like a motorcyclist

or even a dirt tracker
'cause it doesn't matter

'cause you're slippin',

you're putting too
much load on this tire.

The Kart's gonna
chatter around the turn,

hit the center of the apex and,

(rocket sound)

Scott I don't know
what happened.

Well you know what
happened is you leaned in.

White flag would
mean one more lap.

Give me a thumbs up or just
a visual nod if you want

to keep both your hands
on the steering wheel.

Let's have some fun.

- Let's do it!

- [Scott] Put your feet
on the pedals please.

- [Adam] Let's do this.

(motor sound)

- [Scott] Go, go.

- Whoo.

(motor sound)

(rock music)

- [Adam] We gonna light it up.

Whoo.

Oh shit.

Whoo.

Fuck, fuck.

Let's go.

(rock music)

Good job, pussies.

Oh shit.

- [Woman] Motherfucker.

- [Scott] Oh that was on me.

- Good job Quinn.

- Alright man.

The gentleman in the guy in
the questionable sneakers

that I was concerned
about and never mentioned,

actually whooped you guys.

So no frowns on those
stupid looking sneakers,

apparently they work
in the Go Karts.

So let's give him a
round of applause guys,

good driving.

Nice sneakers too.

(applause)

I might not be able
to beat Jimmy's ass

but I can sure whoop your
all ass in some Go Karts.

- [Woman] Well you would
have whooped Jimmy's ass too.

- I was gonna say I think
you would have whooped him.

- It didn't go the
way I wanted it to,

but still had a lot of fun
coming out here with the guys.

(guys mumble)

- Ahhhh!

Really,
get the fuck off.

- Hey, his back is fucking killing

(guy mumbles)

(sings into cone)

- Well my dual scene
day is with Adam

and me and him have become pretty good buddies.

(door shuts)

- This is the scene I've been
waiting for for a couple days.

- Well I bet you have.

- You're getting fucked.

How do you feel about
fucking some ass today?

- Never done it before.

- And I also got
some flavored lube,

'cause you're gonna have to
lick it before you stick it.

(chuckles)

But I like to put
Adam with new people,

because he does help them
reduce their nervousness a lot.

The first thing
that's gonna go on is,

you're gonna suck Adam off.

There's some strawberry
lube over there too,

you can like rub
it on his butthole.

- Okay.

- [Shane] That way it
tastes like strawberries

instead of butt hole.

You okay Adam?

- Yeah we just can't stay
in that position very long.

- What'd you do to your back?

- It started at the Go Karting,

and then some bitch ass,

jumped on top of me.

- I knew his back
was hurtin' him,

but I didn't really you know,

realize it was hurtin' him
as bad as it really was.

- We want you to be
physically like mobile

to do what we're
gonna have you do.

- You really gotta be
at least able to move.

- I think we're kinda
screwed for today

and you leave tomorrow so.

- Fuck.

Shane just canceled our scene.

Um, I'm feeling
pretty pissed off,

'cause that's money
out of my pocket.

Fuckin' money that I
don't get, bitch ass.

- It's not my fault, your
back was hurtin' already.

There's actually three people
that don't get paid today,

and that's me, Adam, and Shane.

So I mean if I'm out this scene,

do I get to make up another one?

- [Shane] Probably it's gonna
be down a scene for this trip.

- I was scheduled for a
certain amount of scenes,

and I can't afford to lose one.

- Another scene canceled.

Well a lot of times when
the scenes get canceled,

it's 'cause the guys
are just being stupid.

- Part of this is my fault,

but at the same time you know,

even if I didn't
jump on his back,

I'm sure his back woulda
still been hurtin'.

- They don't always understand,

that they can't just
do anything they want.

- Yes my anger level is
pretty high with Cage.

- I picked Adam 'cause he's
been the closest to me.

- I did not know that
he requested me to
be the first one.

And that just pushes the
limit of awkward and weirdness

that much more.

- I think it's pretty
funny that he told you

that had picked Adam
as his scene partner,

because he didn't have anything

to do with the
scheduling whatsoever.

(chuckles)

- Am I concerned that we're
all supposed to be straight?

To pick out another model?

That's a little freaky,

and definitely emphasizes
the question mark

that he got on that
lie detector test.

- Guess I gotta go up
there and talk to him

and hopefully he'll
accept my apology.

We'll move on, we'll
still be friends.

(water running)

(guitar music)

- How're you feeling Adam?

- Feeling a little bit better.

- What did the chiropractor say?

- Uh, he said that if I don't
get help when I get home,

I'm screwed.

- Yeah, your back's pretty bad.

Do you need anything?

- No.

- Alright, well relax.

- I'm pretty good now.

- Yeah, relax, hopefully
you'll feel better.

- I wanted to come
in here and tell you

that I was sorry for
jumping on your back.

You didn't only lose money,
but I lost money too.

And I feel real shitty about it.

Okay buddy, you rest up and I
hope I see you again sometime.

- Had fun, was a good
time like always.

I'm gonna go see my
chiropractor at home

and see if he can work
out my spine problems.

It's not gonna be cheap

to obviously get something
like a spine fixed.

This will affect military
and law enforcement,

because obviously with those,

they have to do a physical exam.

So if your spine
looks messed up,

then you are not qualified.

And then my life
dreams will be gone.

I got gypped out of
some money today,

which I'm not too happy about.

Because of Cage.

He also said that he's glad
that I'm leaving tomorrow.

So obviously we weren't friends.

And the whole little team
thing that we had going,

was just a using.

Cool.

(rock music)

- Uh, you were looking
to do a Taurus the bull.

- Yeah, on my chest.

- Alright.

You got something that you like.

- I was looking more
for like a tribal.

- You got it going on.

- Yeah, that was one option.

- I'd like to do something

that's got a little
more ascersion to it.

How about this guy?

- I do like that a lot.

- Yeah, me too.

I think it's awesome.

This one's gonna
be all gray wash

with the exception of the eyes

and it's gonna have a little
bit of white in it too.

Just for highlights and so on.

Alright, you ready?

(rock music)

You're gonna love that,
right there on that sternum.

Mmhmm, that's gonna be tasty.

- It don't tickle.

- Yeah, when we get over here,

and down here,

that's gonna be a very
tender moment in your life.

(chuckles)

- Hopin' I get used to it.

- [Tattoo Artist] Yeah me too.

I'd hate for you to walk
outta here without the tattoo.

- [Johnny] You ever
tattoo somebody and
they go unconscious?

- I was tattooing this woman,

and I was working on her arm.

Didn't even know
what she was doin',

she blacked out

and just completely smashed
her face against my countertop.

I'm like, what the hell?

(chuckles)

It was awesome.

- Did you finish it?

- Yeah, you know, she came to,

and I got her blood
sugar back up,

and we finally
finished it up but,

it was an entertaining moment.

I've never seen
anybody do that before.

(rock music)

Boom bitches.

- Oh man that is sick.

- [Tattoo Artist]
Are we happy dude?

- Very happy.

I couldn't have pictured
that better in my mind.

- Alright my friend.

- Thank you very, very much.

- No problem, I appreciate
you guys comin' in today.

- What's up my homies?

- Oh shit.

- [Man] There is Johnny.

- [Denver] Where you been?

- [Johnny] I got a tattoo.

- Oh, let me see, let me see.

- [Man] Big reveal.

- Damn.
- Oh my god.

- Oh that is bad ass.
- That is fucking sick.

- Wow.
- That is crazy.

- Dude, that is nasty.
- Okay that's like wow.

- [Romeo] Hey, how'd that feel?

- It hurt like a bitch.

Dude, I'm happy as
hell for right now.

- So what's the
significance of it.

- I'm a Taurus.

- Okay, that makes sense.

- And then when girls
ask how you doin',

I be like, well I have
the heart of a bull.

(laughter)

- [Mark] I actually like it.

- Yeah?

- Yeah it looks really cool.

- I'll show you up close.

- We usually don't like
tattoos on guys, 'cause models.

But like Cage, has tons of
tattoos, but they're tasteful

and it looks good.

It doesn't look
like a tramp stamp.

- Like he licked it, that's
how he knows it's tasteful.

(laughs)

- At least he doesn't have
like a scrawny girl on his leg.

(laughter)

- That tattoo has a lot of
meaning, I told you that.

- Oh he does.

- I actually like that one.

- Really?

- Oh that's like my signature.

That's the original
Forza right there.

(laughter)

Nah, but when I turned 18,

we went to the shore
and I was like,

well I gotta get a
tattoo 'cause I'm 18.

I had no idea what
I was gonna get.

I was with my friend
and his girlfriend,

and she hates me.

She calls me a
manwhore all the time.

She's like, why don't you
get a girl you manwhore.

I was like, alright,
that's a great idea,

I want that one.

(laughter)

So it was pretty
much out of spite.

- That's why you got it
on your leg isn't it?

- Yeah.

It was my first
one, I didn't know.

- Johnny, Romeo, Cage, here.

- Let me guess,
we're in trouble.

- Complete fucking
waste of my morning.

- We're reaching an end of life
scenario with Johnny Forza.

I guess you could say
he kind of petered out.

- Okay.

(laughter)

- Uh, had a scene
that was supposed

to start a half an hour ago

and no one showed up.

I have a suspicion that they
probably stayed up late,

or didn't get any sleep.

If that hunch is correct,

then they're definitely
not getting any work today.

If this were any other
job in the world,

they would all be fired.

Johnny, Romeo, Cage, here.

- Let me guess,
we're in trouble.

- We were supposed to
have a three-way scene.

You know those take longer.

That's why I was really
insistent last night

that you get a
good night's rest.

- I was up late, but I didn't
get a text message from you.

- It's disrespectful to me,

that I had to get
up fucking 7:30

to come in and find
everyone sleeping at 10.

- I didn't think
being a little late,

like 15 minutes late
was a big deal but.

- You need to be professional.

Treat this like a job.

This is a job for me.

I'm not getting up at 7:30 just

'cause it's so exciting
to watch you guys fuck.

It's your job to be ready
when I ask you to be ready.

Why weren't you ready at 10?

- Usually I wake up early.

My alarm goes off but
my phone was dead.

That's not a good
excuse though but.

- Okay, I'm giving you
scenes for you to make money,

but you don't even act
like you wanna make money.

- It's not just a scene man.

I've lost one yesterday.

I didn't know about the one
today, or I'd a been up.

- It's my time that I've
completely wasted today.

- We just lost money too.

I mean, learned our lesson,
I think that's enough.

- I'm disappointed.

- I think he's overreacting.

- Cage, I can vouch for him,

that he didn't even
get a text message.

- I lost a scene yesterday,

this is my second scene,
I got one more scene.

- If I was him, I'd be pissed.

- Hey Cage.

- [Cage] Yeah.

- Let's go for a ride.

Don't worry, it's
not to the airport.

- Okay.

What about to the bus stop?

- What's the deal?

You didn't get my
text last night?

- I really didn't get it.

- I didn't think you did,

'cause you're the one who
didn't, you didn't respond.

- You know I always
respond when you text me.

- That's why I wasn't
actually upset at you.

- For them it's like an
adventure, a getaway.

For me, you know, I
work for my money.

- Both yesterday and today
I'm gonna make up for you.

'Cause you aren't really
responsible for Adam

having a bad back either.

- Romeo buys concert tickets
and shit with his money.

- Uh huh.

- Johnny buys stuff for his car.

Me, I have a human being I
have to take care of, you know?

- Mmhmm.

- I'm out here doing this,

when I could be at home
still selling weed.

Getting in trouble,
going to jail.

But no, I'm out here
having sex with men

and gettin' paid for it.

- You know, it's
Cage's first time but,

I think having a three-way

relieves a little
pressure from him.

So he'll feel a little
more comfortable.

- I mean I've done one scene

so I'm not quite
sure what to expect.

(chuckles)

This is the first
time I'm actually,

I guess fucking another man.

- DK is getting a DP.

- Somebody's gonna put
their wiener in his mouth,

and somebody's gonna put
their wiener in his butt.

And we get paid lots of money,

and then we go home and cry.

- It should be a
pretty quick scene.

I think Johnny and
Damien both can stay hard

and Cage should.

We shall see.

I think he's really
comfortable in the environment.

So it shouldn't be a big issue.

I'm excited.

Been waiting for this scene.

- I'm getting fucked basically.

I'm gonna be a
pig on two sticks,

rolling around
and getting dirty.

- Everybody wants to
see Damien just get used

and abused by two guys.

And so this is what
the scene's all about,

Damien getting
fucked really hard

by multiple dicks,

and everyone just
cums in his mouth.

It's gonna be great.

- I don't have very
much experience.

(chuckles)

- Okay, fingering and sucking
his dick at the same time.

- [Cage] Okay.

- Okay?

- I mean I'm a fighter,
not a porn star but.

- Chin up.

- [Damien] This is
my first threesome.

- So this'll be my
first threesome too.

- It's gonna be a nasty scene.

- If the money's right,

then pretty much
anybody'll do anything,

that's how I see it.

- Everybody get hard.

- I'm displaying the
data now on your screen.

You should be seeing it,

which breaks out the
most recent profitability

of each of the
model through time.

- Okay.

- It's showing an initial
probability distribution

of the profit if you
guys keep shooting

at the same rate
in your production.

Though one thing that I think
you're gonna notice right away

is that we're reaching
an end-of-life scenario

with Johnny Forza.

He's clearly got diminishing
returns at this point.

Johnny's got 41 scenes now

and the last scene that he did
was only a 3.4 out of five.

He's just oversaturated
at this point.

Or I guess you could say
he kinda petered out.

- Okay.

(chuckles)

- [Producers] Hey Johnny.

- What's up guys?

- What's up?

So we wanted to
talk to you about,

we've been lookin' at
our ratings and so forth.

- Yeah.

- Your ratings are
continuously going down.

Our top two performers, which
are currently in the house,

I think a lot of their
performance and their ratings,

is credited to social
media and events.

And that's something
that you're not doing.

- The members really liked you,

and they still like you.

But unfortunately, everyone
is killing it in this house

when it comes to social media.

I mean, Damien's on
social media 24/7.

- It's all about networking.

Years ago, you know, back
when Mark and I started,

it was like, you know,

you put something up
there, it's a hot guy,

they're gonna buy it.

Now, they're actually looking
to connect to that guy,

and relate to him.

So I think that that
actually hurts you.

- So I'm old school.

- You're old school, yeah.

So, based on your
ratings right now,

there's no way that we're
gonna renew your contract.

If you can get your numbers up.

I want you to prove me wrong.

- I've never actually looked
at any of the ratings,

or the site or so,

you guys know I have
no idea what goes on.

- I know, I know.

- You're on a porn
site, do you know that?

- Yeah I figured that much.

I don't know what
you do with it but,

(laughter)

but I'm a little bit played out.

I mean 40 scenes in a year.

I don't know who the
fuck watches me 40 times.

- You've got the look,

you've got the body,

you have the personality.

After 45 scenes,

I want to see just a
little bit more out of you.

- Somethin' fresh, I got you.

- Something fresh,
a different style.

'Cause I think that's
what's gonna take you

to that next level.

Because I think that we
have a true porn star,

sitting on that couch.

- Now that you said that.

I'm gonna go out, you know,
with my last few scenes,

and try and blow it
up as big as I can.

- Then I am ready for
those next two scenes

to be number one.

- Alrighty.

- So.
- Great.

- Think we can do it.

Alright Johnny, I appreciate it.

Thank you.

- Whatever happens, happens.

- Alright, yeah.

It's gonna be good.

- You guys have treated me good.

- Thank you Johnny.

- You know that.

- [Mark] I think it
went pretty well.

- Yeah.

- Better than expected.

I was feeling some emotions

and I was afraid I was gonna
start crying or something.

- Yeah, alright, well that's
another long day at work.

(chuckles)

- Yup.

- [Producer] And Mesa
is ready to go to bed.

- [Mark] I know, are you
ready to go to bed Mesa?

- And I was always
telling Johnny,

you know, you need to come
up with a different plan,

you know?

What are you gonna do?

(chuckles)

Porn isn't gonna last forever.

- There's only a
certain amount of time,

or longevity that
porn stars have,

and I think he's unfortunately,
may be reaching it.

- It's always hard
to let these guys go.

You know?

But sometimes, unfortunately,

that's just part
of the business.

- I'm fired.

They wanna take a
break which is fine.

I mean, I saw it coming.

I've done 40 scenes in a year,

which is an abnormal
amount from what I hear

from everybody, so I mean,

it's time I get
a real job again.

I mean, I need to start
building for the future

and not just doing
stuff like this.

So it's a good thing.

I'm totally leaving
here on good terms.

You know?

They're like a
second family almost,

that watches me have sex but,

they treated me good.

- See you the fuck later.

- Ugh, that's it?

- Later dude.

I don't wanna mess
up your chest.

- I know.

- You take care dude, be safe.

- Should be the
last one like this.

(laughter)

- Alright peace bro.

- Pleasure as always.

- That's some shake.

- That was somethin' else.

(guys laugh and mumble)

- Mark.

- Hey when I see you next time,

I expect you to have some more.

- Oh, you're not
coming to the airport?

- Shannon is.

- Well we'll just attach
rockets to the chair.

- Look, Mesa's outside to help.

(laughter)

(guys fawn over dog)

- See you later dude.
- I'll see you freaks later.

- [Shannon] Alright,
see you guys later.

- [Cage] Hey, next time
you come bring a bag.

- [Mark] Drive safely Shannon.

- No bags.
- Alright I will.

- Thank God, oh my god,

I thought he was
never gonna leave.

- Wait so that means I
get his bed now right?

- Hey, that's fucked up.

(laughter)

- I am not racist,

I am not sexually
attracted to black guys.

I gave up my spot
bro, take his scene.

- Trust me, I'm not your
fucking bro right now.

- Go fuck him.

- You were telling everybody

that your ass was going home
if you had to get fucked.

Guess what happened?

You got fucked.

- Last time I checked, you don't
sign my fucking pay checks.

- [LJ] Paul and Damien
seem kind of close.

- Yeah, they hate.

I think this gay porn
thing opened up a door,

opened up a window
a little bit more.

- Maybe what you all told
me the other day is true.