All language subtitles for Broke.Straight.Boys.S01E03.1080p.WEB.h264-CONDRAGULATIONS_track3_[eng]

(upbeat music)

- [Narrator] This program
provides an uncensored look

into the personal lives
of people who make porn.

View discretion is advised.

(rhythmic music)

♪ Keep, keep

♪ Keep, keepin' it

- Welcome back to Keepin'
it Cool with Kaden.

Now on a more serious note,

we're gonna talk
about bottoming,

and with Broke Straight Boys,

we always make sure that
we practice safe sex

and safe bottoming.

First thing you're
gonna need is an enema.

(bell dinging)

Now, this is pretty
self-explanatory.

I definitely don't think I
need to go on further detail.

Now, before running, I
always make sure I stretch.

(bell dinging)

So just like working out,

you gotta make sure
you stay loose.

Third thing you're
gonna need is a condom.

(bell dinging)

Now, I know we all
know what that's for.

Fourth thing you're
gonna need is some lube.

(bell dinging)

(scoffing) No, no, no, no, no.

I said, we need
lube, and lots of it.

Now, with all these tools,
you'll be bottoming in no time,

not that (scoffs)you
really want to,

but if you follow these tips,

you'll be a pornstar
just like me.

Always practice safe sex.

This has been Keepin'
it Cool with Kaden.

♪ Keep, keep

♪ Keepin' it cool

(porn music)

- Have sex with guys
like they're girls.

That's what I do.

- The first scene I did,

immediately I realized
I'm totally straight.

- Every noise you make is fake.

Every thrust you do is fake.

- It's extremely difficult.

- If I wasn't getting paid,
obviously I wouldn't film.

- If the money's right,

then pretty much
anybody'll do anything.

- Nobody in my family knows.

My girlfriend knows.

- Every time I've ever said
I'm never gonna do something,

I've ended up doing it.

- Whether or not being
gay is wrong or bad,

it's where the money's at.

- When it comes to my work
with Broke Straight Boys,

I definitely, every
time I go in the studio,

I'm out of my comfort zone.

I'm not even one to make a porn
by myself with another girl.

(slow music)

Let's just set
that up somewhere.

- Yeah, no.

This beautiful cougar.

It's work.

When it comes down to it,

go in there and do it
like any other job.

Go in there, get the...

You know, put on your game
face and get the job done.

I was trying to locate some
black ones this morning, but--

- [Kaden] It wasn't
hittin' it? (laughing)

- No, there was nothin' to slap.

I was like, actually,
Kaden's got a ball booty,

so as long as I
don't lick his face,

(laughing)

if he cuts his fucking nuts up.

- Yeah, right.

I shaved the hair off.

We'll be good.
(both laughing)

- There's no intimacy
behind the scenes

or anything like that.

These are all guys

that you build a really
good friendship with

while you're here,

you joke around with.

It's just like guys playing
football or baseball.

It's like, you guys get
together, you practice.

You go in, you play the game.

- what are you gettin'
after right now?

- This bitch right here.

I'd like to just a
little bit of arms.

(both breathing heavily)

- So, my girl's dad's going
to tell my family right now.

How do you guys feel about that?

- [Kaden] Tell your family?

- My fuckin' family.

- Oh, shit.

People have always
asked me, they're like,

so what happens when
people find out?

Does anyone know?

I'm always, well, no one
really knows right now,

but Shannon has always told us,

like right when we
walk in the door,

it's always gonna be brought up

that it's not a matter
of if they'll find out,

it's a matter of when
they'll find out,

and are you prepared for that.

- At 10:01 this
morning, she said,

"So, my dad is totally
freaking out this morning.

"Took my keys and
told me if I go there,

"he's disowning me.

"Never speaking to me again.

"I don't know what to do, baby.

"I wanna be there for you.

"I truly do."

I don't think my girlfriend's
gonna make it out.

I hope it doesn't escalate,

'cause I can see her
parents calling my family

and lettin' them know what I do,

so this might turn into
a disaster for a bit,

but I'm sure it'll
all work itself out.

"Ah, you don't think
it'll just pass over?

"He can't be mad at you forever.

"You never answered
me last night, either.

"Do you think he'll
really tell my sister?"

Nobody in my family knows.

I have four sisters,
three brothers.

My dad's 86 years old,

and I don't know what
they'd do if they found out.

I'm sure they wouldn't
stop loving me,

but they're huge critics,

so I'm sure I'd be
criticized a lot.

- Everyone's gonna
be kind of worried

about people's reactions.

I know I'll probably
lose a few friends.

I just know that,
but I'm prepared to,

'cause I mean, obviously,
they're not true friends.

- At 10:39, she said,

"I guess he's going to
your sister's right now.

"I'm so sorry, baby.

"I knew you shouldn't
have done this.

"I think it's better off

"if we just stay away from
each other for a little bit

"and let things blow over.

"I'll always love you.

"I just can't do it."

I'm waiting for the
day when I get a call

from one of my
sisters, like okay.

So we know what you're doing.

Let's sit down and talk.

A mini intervention
or something.

- That's fucked up, dude,

'cause this is like, when
you need her the most.

- My family is very,
very, very religious.

I have no idea
what they would do,

I barely even talk to them now.

I have that little bit of
a relationship right now,

but I know if I tell
them what I did,

it would probably
kill it altogether.

I know that it's gonna
happen with my family.

It's just a matter of time.

- Yeah, but I didn't
think it'd happen now.

- But the thing is--
- I thought I'd have time

to like, go home and chill
out for a few months.

Let this tell my story.

I mean, I say I don't care,
but I really do, deep down,

just because, I mean
it's my family, you know.

Those are my loved ones.

But I know in about 30
minutes I'll be getting texts

from each one of my
fucking family members,

or at least from my sister.

Hopefully she keeps
it under wraps.

- What do you think
your sister will say?

- I have no idea.

I should probably
text her though.

- Would your sister be more
open to it than your family?

- Uh, no.

No, my sister's fucking
just as crazy as my dad,

if not crazier.

- I know, I've never been
close with my family,

so it's just like--

- See, my family's
so fucking close,

like, we literally
do Sunday dinners,

like, every week,

and her family's involved too.

I guess we'll deal with it then.

- People's reactions will
be people's reactions,

so that'll be it.

I don't know.

- Let's do this scene though.

- All right, so I'm just
gonna turn this off.

- All right.

Guess I'm gonna find out
who my real friends are,

and who my real family is.

I hope they don't
just totally drop me.

(door creaks)
- You guys hard yet?

- [Performer] Yeah, Lee, bro.
- [Man in green] Sweet.

- [Other performer] Yeah, man.
- [Man In green] All right,

clothes off, let's
get this show on.

- [Filmer] We're
already starting, huh?

- All my family knows
that I do porn, now.

- So, it's better that
you tell them straight up

than them to find
it out like a secret

that you kept from them.

- The person I'm really
worried about is my dad.

- Grandma and grandpa
don't need to know.

You don't need to tell
grandma and grandpa.

(echoing bass)

- I was smarter than most porn
stars or actors, or whatever,

and I called my closest
family, like, within reason,

not my mom and shit.

They already knew I had done
straight porn and other stuff.

Called all my best friends,
my best guy friends,

and I said, "Look man, this is
how much they're offering me

"and you know I wanna
go back to school

"and play ball, blah blah blah."

And they were like,
"Yeah, I don't care."

Basically, they didn't
care either way,

but they were glad
that I told them,

as opposed to finding out,
cause they're gonna find out.

So, it's better that you
tell them straight up

than them to find
it out like a secret

that you kept from them,

'cause we tell eachother
everything, so.

Some of my family knows.

A lot of my friends know.

Obviously it's not a good
idea to just tell everybody,

because there are people
out there, you know,

that wanna find you,

and we have private lives.

We don't want to mix our
work with our private life,

you know, I don't want
somebody coming up to me

while I'm at dinner
and saying something,

and the more you
let people know,

the more likely
it's gonna happen.

And obviously, there's
also prejudice out there.

and you gotta
look out for that, you know.

You can't be ignorant to that.

It is out there, and you
have to protect yourself.

Yeah, like, grandma and
grandpa don't need to know.

You don't need to tell grandma
and grandpa. (laughing)

- All my family knows
that I do porn, now.

They didn't when I
first was doing it.

They've kinda found out.

But a lot of my friends,
it was kinda the same way.

Now, I wouldn't consider

what were friends
before still friends,

because they've judged me.

Now, because of it, they
look at me differently.

You know, why is something
like this so important

that you don't wanna be
friends with someone over it.

The experience has taught
me who is really important

and who really cares about me.

- A couple of my friends
know that I do this,

but other than that, not really.

I'm sure they're gonna know
here very soon, though.

You tell a bunch of people
that you're a gay porn star,

you're get made fun of.

You know, people are
gonna try to hurt you,

do whatever.

Well, most people
in my city know.

The person I'm really
worried about is my dad,

and he wouldn't get
mad or anything.

It'd probably just shock him,

just 'cause I go from being
an MMA fighter to a porn star.

(laughing softly)

And not just any
ordinary porn star.

Doing gay porn, so...

(whooshing)

- Straight Talk is a part of
Broke Straight Boys' website.

There's housing there
behind the scenes,

and it's just an added
bonus of our site

that allows people to know
who our models really are.

Alright guys, so today
on Straight Talk,

we're gonna talk
about a question

that we always get
at Pride events.

Are you all really straight?

- I definitely consider
myself straight.

- Have you all ever
second-guessed your sexuality

as being straight by doing this?

- Absolutely.

- Like, being straight-up,
I've thought about that,

but I know I don't
enjoy it at all.

- It goes into their thoughts
of when they're in the studio

to their thoughts of what
they're dealing with at home.

Their real life problems.

- I had this same
conversation with my parents,

and I told them, I was like,

I've already done it all now.

If I was interested in it,
I'd do it on my own time, now.

I wouldn't just get paid for it.

- Right.
(laughing)

You know, I don't
have it scripted,

but these are questions
that have been on my mind.

You know, I've been in
the industry for 17 years,

but I still have questions.

It's new guys every day.

So Cage, you're one of our...

You are our newest guy, I think.

I know you've done a solo.

You've done a little bit,

but I don' think you've
gone all on yet, right?

- Nah, I haven't.

- What does your girlfriend
think about that?

- I mean, she supports me.

She knows what I do.

As long as I bring home money.

- I think a lot of times

when the members
look at these guys,

it's not just about a
nice dick or a nice ass.

It's about what's in here.

What's in the heart,

and we're able to see that
when we do Straight Talk,

because these guys
open up to us.

Let's dig into your personal
life just a little bit more.

I'm assuming that you guys
probably still watch porn?

- Never.
- Nyep.

(both laughing)
- Okay.

So let's say you watch porn.

- All the time.

- So, and I'm
assuming that you all

probably watch straight porn.

- Yes.
- You assume correctly.

- Okay, so we all have
something in common.

- I heard you watch
straight porn, too.

- I do watch straight porn.

- Yeah, buddy.

- I mean, I know all the
guys on the gay porn,

so I prefer to
watch straight porn.

(all laughing)

- You've worked with all of 'em.

- It's weird, you know.

It's like, oh, there's
my friend doing this.

I've been doing this
for a long time,

but I'm still very embarrassed

by some of the things they say,

and sometimes, it's
just very heartwarming.

We've got a great
group of guys here.

They're just amazing guys,

and you wouldn't always
see that from the exterior.

You have to look within.

What do you think when
you're getting fucked?

- When I'm getting fucked,
I'm thinking about the pain.

When is this gonna be done,

and I hope I get a
lotta money for this.

- Okay.
(laughing)

- I already know I'm
gettin' a lot money for it.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- It's real.

It's Straight Talk.

- [Kaden] There you go.

(pins falling)
(Jordan whooping)

I had my date today.

This girl, Jordan.

It was pretty fun.

- Yes, I hit one.

Don't judge me.

This is my first bowl.
- I'm not gonna judge you.

Alright, don't judge me
and I won't judge you.

- Oh, you're a professional?

- No, I'm not.

Not even the least bit, but...

I really want a girlfriend.

Stuff that we do, it's great,

but at the end of the day,

I wish I could just have
one girl to go home to.

You know, one girl
that's down for you.

- How long are
you in Denver for?

- I'm in Denver for about
three weeks on business.

But, not too many girls would
want to be my girlfriend

or down for me doin' porn.

I have to let her
know at dinner.

- [Hostess] Hi guys,
welcome to Great Scotts.

- I like the atmosphere.

Like the diner atmosphere.

- I do, too, it's cool.

It's like we're in the fifties.

- [Kaden] Yeah.
(both laughing)

(fifties song on jukebox)

- [Jordan] Alright, (mumbling).

- Looks great.
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.
- Alright.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Here's your chicken fried steak.

- Whoo!
(rubbing hands together)

I'm about this right now.

- I'm a (mumbling).

So what do you do?

- I'm a CNA, so I
work with old people.

But I'm also a model.

- Oh, I can see that.
- Yeah, really?

- Mm-hmm.

- But--
- You're a good looking kid.

- I can say I'm
a model of sorts.

- Of sorts.

- Yeah, of sorts.

Um, so, you know I was
telling you about my friend?

- Yeah.

- Who does porn?

- Yeah.

- What would you
think about that?

- (stammering) You do porn?

- And, here, let me like
put this in a good way.

I do it for the money.

I'm a straight guy, obviously.

I'm on a date with
you, but I do gay porn.

What would you think about that?

- Gay porn?

- Yeah, I do gay porn.

(Kaden laughing nervously)
- Um...

Okay, um...

- You're not about
to cry, are you?

- No...

I don't know, I don't
know, it's just.

I have to go.

I'm sorry, dude.

(laughing) It's alright.

- She left.

I didn't think
that would happen.

I thought it would more be
like a silent ride home.

But, no.

That's not what happened.

She just walked out.

Whatever.

Yeah, you forgot your purse.

- Yeah, thanks.

I don't know.

I don't know how I feel.
(laughing nervously)

I mean, it was just kind
of shock and awe here.

- People find out
that we do porn.

This is what happens.

Well, fuck.

- It's one to be
like, a porn star,

but he, like, does gay
porn on top of that,

so it's kind of
like, I don't know.

I knew he was in a
show, but I like...

I didn't realize what
the show was about.

I thought it was
just about guys,

like kind of like Jersey
Shore type thing, you know.

Last thing I thought was porn.

- You guys are really seeing
the shit that we go through.

I feel like that we're
fucking normal people,

you know what I'm saying?

- [Waitress] How
you doing, sweetie?

You doing okay?

- I just got dumped.

- What?

- She'll probably call me back.

- Yeah, I'll get you a box.

- Okay, thank you.

There will definitely be
other fish in the sea.

Anyway, I'll see you all later.

Goodnight.

(pulsing music)

(water running)

- So, kind of a
confusion with the, uh...

casting, I guess, so...

Here I am,

getting ready for my
last-minute scene with Denver.

I kind of feel like I don't
wanna do this right now.

Mmm, I don't necessarily like
to have sex with another man,

but I do enjoy getting scenes

because that puts dollar
signs in my eyes. (laughing)

Basically, getting
through a scene,

before, I have lots of
visual encouragement.

I usually just close my eyes

and pretend like
I'm somewhere else.

- Doesn't feel good.

You know, it's just like
(vocalizing disgust).

When it's over,
you'll feel like,

what the shit did I just do?

Like, oh, my god.

I'm definitely desensitized
to the filming,

and not being gay,
either way, it's like...

At no point is it like,
this is fantastic.

I mean, you already start off,

most of us are very open
and comfortable anyway,

and then it just gets to
that point where it's just...

Whatever, time to film.

Time to work.

Make some money. (laughing)

(grunting)

- [Paul] Hell, yeah.

- Well, I'm a full-time student.

Right now, I'm taking
Human Sexuality,

which I think is
hysterical, because like,

whenever stuff about
gay stuff comes up,

I just wanna
correct the teacher,

because she has what
she gets from a book.

I have information from working
in the gay porn industry.

I don't think you're gonna
have anything on me there,

but I just sit there
and I'm like (groans).

- Alright, Denver.

Paul is ready to go.

How 'bout you?

- C'mon, you ready to go?

- Let's go, let's do it.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I'm ready
to get this done.

- Alright, so, you
know our rules.

No cell phones.

Cell phones are completely off.

- This ain't my first road show.

- Okay, we're gonna
get in and get out.

We're gonna have a
really good scene.

(clicking tongue)

You gotta get in
and get out, right?

(laughing)

So, have a really good scene.

So, let's go do it.

- Let's get it over with.

- Yeah, daddy.
- Let's do it.

- [Shannon] We're
already starting, huh?

(door closing)

(door squeaking)

(whistling)

- Oh, man.

- [Shannon] So how'd it go?

- Um, it's over with.

(both laughing)

We finished.

This was our first
scene together,

and I don't really know
what to say about it.

I don't know.

- It's like a scene, honestly.

- It's like every other scene.

- There's really nothing like,

oh, that was so great.

I just loved working with him,
- Woo-hoo!

- and he's so easy.
- No, it's never like that.

- It's just, its...

Its, you know...

Like, for me, I'm
to the point where

it's just another scene.

- I thought it was
gonna be really awkward.

Like, really, really awkward,

'cause if I hadn't known
this was gonna happen,

it would have been a hell
of a lot less awkward.

Seriously.

But, since I already knew,

then we got to talk about
it before, it was like...

- Fuck, now it's building up.

It's like, ohhh...

- Yeah, I think that's
what took me so long,

is a little bit of nerves.

It's all my fault that it
took us two and a half hours

to record a scene today, okay?

I'm sorry.
- It's not the worst I've had.

I've done six hours before.

- No, actually, that
was a good scene.

- Well, I'm ready for a shower.

I don't know about you.

- Yeah, I think I'm
ready for a shower.

- I am so ready for a shower.

(soft music)
(shower running)

- I feel disgusting afterwards.

You can't do this forever.

Most guys can't even
do this for six months

before it's over for them,

so it's not like it's
a career or something.

I mean, I'm just
ready to go home

and film my own porn
scene with my girlfriend.

(laughing)

♪ I'm the best
packer in the world

♪ I shove it in here 'cause
my girlfriend'll fold it later

It's better that I'm going home

where I have somebody to
take care of me. (laughing)

'Cause, god knows I can't
do it very well myself.

Me and my girlfriend
just moved in together,

so that's new and
exciting, I guess.

I'm ready for something.

You know, I miss
having a purpose.

Uncle Sam won't let
me fight anymore,

so I gotta do something
else. (laughing)

I have my interview for
Department of Homeland Security.

Hopefully, things go my
way, but you never know.

Thus, I'm not
retiring. (laughing)

God, I will not tell you
I'm retiring from porn,

'cause every time you hear that,

the person's back like
three months later.

We go broke and, uh
(laughing) we need money.

Come back.

As far as the models go,

I don't even pretend

that I'm gonna stay
in contact with them.

It's like trying
to stay in contact

with the people you went
to high school with.

It's a waste of time. (laughing)

Plus, like, oh,
let's have a reunion.

So, what have you been up to?

Um...

Not porn?

Uh, what do we talk about now?

(guitar strumming)

♪ Wait on, wait on

♪ Don't wait too long

♪ For another moment
has come and gone

♪ I can't believe

♪ that this has happened to me

♪ My one and only ever real

- Alright, guys, it's time
to tell Denver goodbye.

- Thank you for everything.

- The only one I
like anyway is Mark.

No, I like you.

(all laughing)

It's okay, it's okay.

I'll see you later.
- Keep it real.

- [Denver] We already had sex.

We don't need to get too
serious with our hugs over here.

(all laughing and
saying goodbyes)

Aloha, muchachas.

♪ Don't wait too long

♪ For another moment
has come and gone

My name's Denver.

25 and I was a
Broke Straight Boy.

(laughing)

- Denver left today.

That's my boy.

We're gonna miss him.

- [Paul] Kinda hard
to replace a Denver.

- Okay, I'm about
to go to the airport

to pick up Adam.

He's one of my favorites.

- My girl is coming today,

and that's really all
that's on my mind.

A few people in the house

are startin' to piss
me off a little bit.

- Paul and Jimmy think
they're God-sent to this show.

They think that this
show needs them.

We don't.

Somebody's gonna say or do
something to me the wrong way,

and I'm just gonna snap on 'em.

That's just how I am.