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(Roger�speaking
Anishinaabemowin)
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-�Jo:�How�are�you�feeling?
-�(Roger�continuing)
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00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:22,222
This�is�the�first�time�that
we're�going�to�be�together,
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00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,124
you�know,
in�front�of�my�family.
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00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:25,492
I�feel�great.
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00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:28,428
No,�that's�no�good!
You�should�be�very�nervous.
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00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,930
Why?�I'm�going�to�win
your�family�over
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00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,433
by�showing�them�that�they�can
live�a�healthy�life
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00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,335
and�have�fun�doing�it
at�the�same�time.
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00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:37,937
Okay.
Let's�just�go�inside.
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But�can�you�please�try
and�not�be�so...
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...Logan-y
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Okay.
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Roger:
...greeted�by�delegation.
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And�Roger!
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Thanks�for�filling�in�while�my
radio�is�getting�fixed.
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No�problem!
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Anyway,�where�was�I?
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?�'Cause�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
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?�All�night�long�?
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Hi,�Ma!
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Hi.
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I�hope�you're�hungry.
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I�sure�am!
Here,�I�made�this.
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I�wasn't�sure�what�riboflavin
options�you'd�be�serving,
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so�I�brought�a�quinoa
and�a�tofu�medley.
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Quinoa!�I�didn't�know�that�he
spoke�the�language,�Jo.
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He�doesn't.
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The�fibre�in�quinoa�results�in
healthy�bowel�movements.
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Oh,�Logan!
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Let's�movement�into
the�next�room.
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You�can�put�the�quinoa�with
the�meatballs�with�bacon,
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the�moose�balls�with�bacon,
and�the�bacon�balls�with--
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Let�me�guess.�Bacon?
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Oink-oink!
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Great!�We're�the�last�ones�here!
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Stephen�Harper,�you�should�have
told�me�to�shower�sooner!
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Sorry,�Paul.�I�was�busy�making
all�this�food�you're�bringing.
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(birds�chirping)
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So,�you're�going�to�ask
your�ma
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if�we�can�move�into�the�lodge,
right?
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Yep.�Dean�barely�runs�it�now
that�he's�at�Yeah�Man's.
43
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What�else�is�she�going�to�do
with�this�place?
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It�would�be�real�nice�to�get�out
of�that�tiny-ass�attachment.
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We�should�have�a�plan�in�case
she�says�no.
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How�is�she�going�to�say�no
to�her�baby,
47
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who�is�about�to�have
a�little�baby?
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She�better�say�yes,
so�suffocating�in�there
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with�her�always�around.
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That's�the�part
I'm�gonna�miss.
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Paul,�she�snuck�in�at
3�AM�last�night
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to�clip�your�toenails.
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Yeah,�that's�because�I�squirm
when�I'm�awake!
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Let's�say�it�doesn't�happen.
Maybe�move�in�with�me.
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Stephen�Harper!
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I�would�never�move�into
that�perv�house.
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How�dare�you�even�put�that
energy�in�the�air?!
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Well,�his�place�does�have
a�lot�of�space.
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Okay,�then.�Let's�move�into�your
ex-boyfriend's�place.
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Right�after�he�donated�his�sperm
to�us�so�we�can�have�a�baby!
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Okay,�well,�when�you�put�it�that
way,�it�does�sound�kind�of--
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-�Beautiful?
-�Stephen�Harper,
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don't�jinx�this!
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?
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-�Hi,�my�boy!
-�Aww.
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Hi!
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Oh,�and�my�baby!
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My�baby's�baby.
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Aww.
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What's�wrong,�Paul?
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It's�just...that�was�our�thing.
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(Scoffing)
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There�you�are.
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Heh.�Hey.�Agnes�wanted�me
to�give�you�these.
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For�the�blessing�of�the�food,
bro.
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Excuse�you!
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And�I'm�too�young�to�be
an�elder.
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Take�Roger�here.
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Look�how�young�he�looks.
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Miigwech,�Logan.
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And�he's�not.�He's�old.
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(Groaning)
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Yo,�Rose.
84
00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:05,812
Oh,�hey,�Chickadee.
85
00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:08,014
Is�it�cool�if�we�talk?
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Okay.
87
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It's�just�that�we�never�talk.
88
00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:15,488
I�guess�you're�kind�of�like,
my�auntie.
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(Gasping)
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Aww!
91
00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:21,561
I�never�thought�of�myself
as�an�auntie!
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Okay,�hold�on.
Let�me�adjust.
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Okay.
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What's�up?
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So,�you�know�that�ASMR�chick
from�the�Chiefs�Conference?
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The�Whispering�Blueberry?
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Yeah.�Well,�I�guess,
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-�I've�been�thinking�of�her.
-�Why?
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'Cause�she's�a�stupid�Buttern
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and�all�Butterns�should
fuck�off?
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Not�exactly.
102
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Rose:
Oh.�I�see.
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So...�Get�ready�for�this.
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00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:03,336
I�guess�I�kind�of...
105
00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:04,671
...like�her?
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00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,272
Right�on.
107
00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:09,909
No,�I�mean,�like,
romantically�or�whatever.
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00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,277
Oh...
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Aww,�that's�so
adorable.
110
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No,�it's�not�supposed
to�be�adorable.
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It's�supposed�to�be�badass.
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I'm�a�badass.
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Oh,�mothers,�lock�up
your�daughters!
114
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Somebody�call�the�Coast�Guard!
We�need�back�up.
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That's�so�fake.
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(panting)
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-�B'eb!�I�found�a�chocolate.
-�And?
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And�it�didn't�have�a�wrapper.
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I�tried�to�stop�him.
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Remember�what�we�said�about
eating�food
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that�doesn't�have
a�wrapper?
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It's�too�late.
I�ate�it�already.
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Sorry,�Chickadee.
124
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I�got�to�go�make�sure�your
uncle�doesn't�die.
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(sighing)
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I'm�pretty�sure�you're�eating
rat�poop.
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Agnes:�Okay,�we're�going
to�get�started�now.
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I'll�help.
129
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Where�are�you�going�to�sit,
best�mom�in�the�whole�world?
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00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,499
Ma,�look!�I�saved�you�the�best
chair�in�the�house.
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00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,601
Ah-ah,�too�close,
Doctor�Dumbass!
132
00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:11,637
Go�sit�over�there.�I�don't�want
to�smell�your�tofu�farts.
133
00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,107
Actually,�tofu�is�good�for
your�cholesterol.
134
00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,075
The�fuck�did�you�just�say?
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-�Hey!
-�Enough.
136
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Paul:
But�Ma!
137
00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,147
Logan�said�a�bad�word.
138
00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,282
What�the�hell
is�on�your�mind?
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What?�Nothing.
Just�some�insider�trading.
140
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Well,�that�must
be�everything.
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00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:32,425
Uh,�I...�I�think�you�forgot
the�medley.
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Hold�on,�I�just�wanted�to�say--
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We've�got�an�announcement
to�make!
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Agnes:
Okay!�One�sec.
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I�just�want�to�say�that�I'm
grateful�to�have�everybody�here.
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We're�grateful�too!
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-�I�also�would�like�to--
-�Agnes:�Okay.
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I�just�want�to�say�it's�great
that�we're�all�here.
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Especially�elder�Roger.
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00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,886
Oh,�man,�that's�got�a�nice
ring�to�it,�bro!
151
00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:04,223
We've�had�this�lodge�in�our
family�for�over�15�years.
152
00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:08,895
Paul�and�Dean�have�done�a�job
taking�care�of�it.
153
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Don't�you�mean�a�good�job?
154
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But�I'm�selling�the�lodge.
155
00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:16,068
Oh,�Lord!�Paul!
Are�you�okay?
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Well,�guess�what?
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00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:22,542
Me,�Paul,�and�the�baby�are
moving�into�Stephen�Harper's.
158
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-�What?!
-�I'm�so�happy�I�could�faint!
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00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:30,183
Chickadee,�what�were�you
going�to�say?
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Nothing.
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?
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e�you�are!
I'm�so�sorry!
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00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,392
(grunting)
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00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:42,829
Is�it�true?�Are�you�moving�to
Stephen�Harper's?
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She�was�just�mad.
Don't�let�it�ruin�your�supper.
166
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You�cooked�so�many�balls!
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You're�going�to�be
so�far�away,
168
00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:51,904
I'm�going�to�be�so�alone.
169
00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:55,608
Ma,�Stephen�Harper�just�lives
down�the�road!
170
00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:05,451
-�They�explode!
-�Ma!
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00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,787
Don't�say�that.
172
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,590
Who�is�going�to�cut�your
toenails?
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00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,091
(inhaling�sharply)
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00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:15,027
They're�going�to�get�long
like�eagle�claws.
175
00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:18,698
Making�clickety-clack,
clickety-clack.
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00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:22,335
I'm�just�going�to�take
my�meatballs�and�go.
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00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,671
Ma,�Rose�didn't�mean
any�of�that.
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00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:37,016
You�can�sell�the�lodge,
we�can�live�together
179
00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,684
just�like�you�wanted.
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(laughing)
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00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:43,656
Oh,�my�boy,
I'm�so�happy!
182
00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,492
And�you�know�that�door
you�bought�me�for�my�own�place?
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00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,794
Well,�guess�what?
No�more�locks!
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Even�better!
No�more�hinges.
185
00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,399
We're�going�to�take�that�door
right�off.
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(laughing)
187
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How�could�I�not�know
I�was�an�elder?
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Well,�it's�because
you're�old,
189
00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:03,075
and�old�people�forget�shit.
190
00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:07,146
All�the�signs�were�there,
but�I�just�ignored�them.
191
00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:11,183
My�sore�joints,
my�inability�to�take�selfies.
192
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,519
And�when�you�said,
"Roger,�you're�an�elder,"
193
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,421
it�was�all�there!
194
00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:19,158
Bro,�just�look�on
the�bright�side.
195
00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:22,094
At�feasts,
you�get�to�eat�first.
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00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,597
And�when�you�give�advice,
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00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,033
everyone�has�to�listen.
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00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,268
I've�always�dreamt�of�that.
199
00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,604
Yeah,�man.�And�it's�like�being
on�the�radio,
200
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,173
but�all�the�time.
201
00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:37,009
?
202
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,045
Good�news.
I�found�the�medley.
203
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,047
Oh,�for�fuck's�sakes.
204
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,082
Yeah,�it�was�tucked�behind
the�toaster�oven,
205
00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:45,184
and�then�covered�up�with
some�hand�towels.
206
00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:47,787
-�Can�you�believe�that?
-�Get�over�here!
207
00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,556
This�is�Health�Week
all�over�again.
208
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,591
What�do�you�mean?
209
00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,393
You're�making�a�fool
of�yourself!
210
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,195
Cholesterol...
211
00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:57,930
(in�a�high-pitched�voice)
Riboflavin!
212
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,966
(in�a�deep�voice)
Colons.
213
00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:02,068
This�is�a�feast!
214
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,303
Them's�fighting�words.
215
00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,871
(stammering)
216
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:07,306
I'm�just...
217
00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:10,076
I'm�a�nurse,
it's�hard�to�turn�me�off.
218
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:13,045
Well,�you're�doing�a�good�job
turning�me�off�right�now.
219
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,080
Ouch.
220
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:19,418
Do�me�a�favour.
Don't�refuse�any�of�the�food.
221
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,822
You�eat�everything�that's
put�out�on�the�table.
222
00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,558
-�In�moderation,�right?
-�Hell�no!
223
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,560
In�fact,�the�more�you�eat,
224
00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,096
the�more�this�family
is�going�to�like�you.
225
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,931
Well,�that's�an�unhealthy
attitude.
226
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,666
It's�one�meal.
227
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,135
And�please,
228
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:40,272
don't�give�people�any�health
advice�whatsoever.
229
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,574
Okay.
230
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,909
Fine.
231
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,277
I�promise.
232
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,312
(sighing)
233
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:47,446
Thank�you.
234
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,316
(lighter�clicking)
235
00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:51,851
Logan:
Oh,�God...
236
00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,853
Jo:
Logan,�don't�do�it.
237
00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:56,188
Oh,�but...
238
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:59,191
Out!�Butt�out!
239
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,460
It's�not�nice
to�stare,�Logan!
240
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,329
Logan:
That's�so�gross.
241
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,935
(clinking�noises�on�phone)
242
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,380
Oh,�Chickadee.
243
00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:24,316
I'm�suddenly�feeling
a�little�tired.
244
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,286
That's�okay.�I'll�leave.
245
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:29,722
I�remember
when�I�was�your�age.
246
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,491
Yeah,�like�90�years�ago.
247
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,695
Okay,�relax,�young�one.
248
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:39,165
That�teenage�energy�is�hard
to�control.�I�get�it.
249
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:43,169
You�want�to�be�heard,
but�nobody�listens.
250
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,405
Yeah,�actually.
251
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:52,011
You�know,�Chickadee,
I�learned�something�today.
252
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:56,248
That�it's�easier�to�just�get�up
and�speak�your�truth
253
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:59,351
than�it�is�to�try
and�bury�it.
254
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,187
Wow.
255
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,223
That�shit�was�actually
kind�of�wise.
256
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,831
(wind�rustling)
257
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,332
Sorry.
258
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,835
It's�kind�of�breezy�in�here.
259
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:20,206
(snoring)
260
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,674
Are�you�trying�to�avoid�me?
261
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,342
No!
(laughing�nervously)
262
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,579
I�was�just,�um,�uh...
263
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,414
I�love�you.
264
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:32,551
So,�you�told�your�Ma
we're�still�moving�out?
265
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,220
Mmm-hmm.
266
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,723
And�she's�okay�with�it?
267
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,291
Yeah.
268
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,361
You�didn't�tell�her�that
we're�staying?
269
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,198
Nah.
270
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,235
I'm�so�proud�of�you,
sticking�up�for�your�b'eb
271
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,870
in�front�of�your�mom.
272
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,104
(groaning)
273
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,039
Where�am�I?�What�happened?
274
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,776
Take�it�easy,�Stephen�Harper.
Go--�go�slow.
275
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:59,545
I�had�a�dream�that�Rose�said
that�you�and�Paul
276
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,213
were�going�to�move�into�my�house
with�the�baby
277
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,248
so�we�could�all�live�together.
278
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,749
That�wasn't�a�dream,�bro.
279
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,452
Yeah,�my�man�Paul
made�it�happen.
280
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,487
Oh!�I'm�so�excited
I�could�faint!
281
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,089
I'm�so�proud�of�you.
282
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,792
The�feast�is�back�on.
283
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,661
Thank�the�Creator!
I'm�starving.
284
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,765
Feels�so�good�that�we�worked
everything�out.
285
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,133
Nice�work,�Paul.
286
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,904
I'm�so�proud�of�you,
communicating�openly�like�that.
287
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,339
Yes,�yes,�yes.
288
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,241
Uh,�let's�eat!
289
00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:35,080
Why,�I'd�love�to.
290
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,995
I�will�bless�the�food
dish�by�dish.
291
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:54,433
Mashed�potatoes�and�gravy,
you�are�blessed.
292
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:59,104
Stuffing,�double-salted
salt�pork,�and�poogitty�beans,
293
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,807
blessed,�blessed,�blessed.
294
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,943
Caribou�stew�and�Bannock,
295
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,445
you�are�very�blessed.
296
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,980
All�right,�come�on,�man.
Let's�eat.
297
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,150
Quinoa�and�tofu,
we'll�hold�off�on�that.
298
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,485
-�(sighing)
-�Lastly,�me.
299
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,054
I�want�to�bless�myself.
300
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,991
Thank�you,�Creator,
for�allowing�me--
301
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,492
Just�hurry�up,�bro!
302
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,530
Miigwetch,�Elder�Roger.
303
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,567
-�Everyone,�dig�in.�Weesinin!
-�All�right!
304
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,202
That's�a�little�too�much.
305
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:31,737
Shh.�Shh,�shh,�shh.
306
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,472
Ah,�okay.
307
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,207
What's�the�matter,
riboflavin?
308
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,843
Nothing.
Everything�is�great.
309
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,713
I'm�ready�to�eat
my�face�off.
310
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:43,816
Paul:
Okay�there,�Nurse�Nervous.
311
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,685
We�should�get�you�a�bib�for�all
the�food�you're�about�to�eat.
312
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,555
And�our�guest
of�honour,�Logan.
313
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,558
Logan:
Wonderful.
314
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,027
Come�on,�now.
Eat�some.
315
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,363
-�Mmm.
-�Jo,�he's�probably�full!
316
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,398
He�probably�had�an�apple
yesterday.
317
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,066
Is�there�gravy�on�these?
318
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,436
-�Agnes:�There�is�now.
-�Oh...
319
00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,906
Jo:
Do�it.
320
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,440
I'd�like�to�say�something.
321
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,175
What�now,�Chickadee?
322
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,244
Did�you�fail�out�of
summer�school?
323
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,913
No.
324
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,848
I�just...
325
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,752
I�just�wanted�to�say...
326
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:21,620
I�like�girls.
327
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,856
And�boys.
328
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,725
-�Okay,�cool.
-�That's�it?
329
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,793
(gagging)
330
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,029
Paul:
Was�that�tofu?!
331
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,130
(groaning)
332
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,698
I�thought�it�was
the�stuffing!
333
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,600
Oh!�You're�enjoying
my�medley!
334
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:35,968
Mama,�I�don't�feel�so�good!
335
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,904
-�(groaning)
-�My�boy!
336
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,940
Oh,�drink�some�gravy!
337
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,742
Hey,�you�did�good,�kid.
338
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,411
I'm�proud�of�you.
339
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,746
Yeah,�but�nobody�cares.
340
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,482
Paul,�see,�this�is�why
you�need�all�of�us
341
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:53,385
living�in�the�same�house.
342
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:56,422
Paul?
What�is�she�talking�about?
343
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,890
(chuckling)
344
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:01,827
You�know�how
old�people�get.
345
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,264
Paul?�What�is�she
talking�about?
346
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,399
(chuckling)
347
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,302
You�know�how�pregnant
people�get.
348
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,338
Well,�I'm�not�sure�what
Paul�told�you,
349
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,606
but�we're�moving
to�Stephen�Harper's.
350
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,476
Well,�I'm�don't�know�what
Paul�told�you,
351
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:21,280
but�I'm�selling�the�lodge�and
you're�staying�with�me.
352
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,515
Why�don't�we�just�ask�Paul?
353
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,787
He�fucking�greased�us!
354
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,225
-(engine�cranking)
-�Dean:�He's�over�there!
355
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,393
God�damnit!
356
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,296
Dean,�what�the�fuck
are�you�doing?!
357
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,065
Sorry,�bro,�they�paid�me�off
in�meatballs.
358
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,404
-�You�lied�to�your�Mama.
-�And�your�baby�mama.
359
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,040
And�you�lied�even
to�ninoosihs.
360
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,042
I�was�just�trying�to�make
everyone�happy!
361
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,745
Yeah,�well,�now�everyone's�mad,
bro.�Way�to�go!
362
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:56,648
Shut�up!�At�least�I�don't�sleep
around�with�buckets!
363
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,751
What?�Don't�you�talk�about
Bucket�Head�like�that!
364
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:02,521
Well,�if�you�love�me,�we'll�move
into�Stephen�Harper's.
365
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:06,892
If�you�love�me,�you'll�stay
in�the�attachment.
366
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,427
And�if�you�love�me,
367
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,030
you'll�take�back�that�comment
you�made�about�Bucket�Head.
368
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:15,701
I�have�to�choose�between�my�Mama
and�my�baby�mama.
369
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,603
We�need�more�space.
370
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,738
I�need�to�be�close.
371
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,006
Say�sorry,�bro.
372
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,376
Just�no�business!
Your�bucket,�it's�stupid!
373
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,944
It's�stupid,�eh?�Yeah?
374
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,180
What...
375
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,885
If�she's�so�stupid,
then�why�did�she�just�suggest
376
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,387
that�everyone�moves�in
the�lodge�together.
377
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,557
Well,�that's�stupid�because...
378
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,460
...the�lodge,�it's�so�big...
379
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,228
and...�and�comfortable!
380
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,398
And�has�just�enough�space
for�everybody.�Duh!
381
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,466
No,�shut�up,�Paul.
382
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,741
But�Agnes,
you�want�to�sell�it.
383
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,709
Yeah!�Did�you�think�about�that,
Bucket�Head?!
384
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,778
Wait,�it's�perfect!
385
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:04,216
I�keep�the�lodge,
and�we�all�move�in!
386
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,551
Yeah!
387
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,618
Paul?
388
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:10,456
So,�in�this�scenario...
I'm�still�good?
389
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,557
-�Yeah.
-�Yeah.
390
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,758
Then�do�you�know�what?
391
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,127
I�owe�someone�an�apology.
392
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,628
Aww.
393
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,097
Mm-hmm.
394
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,968
Put�'er�there,�Bucket�Head.
395
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,104
Jo:
Okay,�just�one�more.
396
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,973
Here�we�go!�Ah!
397
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,308
(groaning)
398
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,944
You�did�it!
(gasping)
399
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,781
My�big�hungry�man.
(chuckling)
400
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,416
(groaning)
401
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,451
-�I�love�you.
-�Aww.
402
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,086
What's�up,�Roger?
403
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,688
It's�Elder�Roger.
404
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:46,158
And�I�think�the�ham�isn't�the
only�thing�that�was�glazed�over.
405
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:49,094
What�nonsense�is�coming�out
your�mouth?
406
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,530
She�told�you�something
important,
407
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,298
and�you�need�to�validate�it.
408
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,968
Damn�it.
Thanks,�Roger.
409
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,271
I�mean,�Elder�Roger.
410
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:04,042
Keep�an�eye�on�Cold�Hand�Logan
here�for�me.
411
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,682
Sweetie�bird.
412
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,386
I�just�wanted�to�say
413
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,156
that�I�am�proud.
414
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,894
Like,�gay�proud.
415
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,695
Really?
416
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,664
Yeah!
417
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,335
That�was�so�brave�of�you,
418
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,505
to�say�what�you�did
like�that.
419
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,342
In�front�of�our�whole�family
like�that.
420
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,011
Didn't�seem�like�it.
421
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,212
(sighing)
422
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,682
I�just�never
reacted�because...
423
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:49,922
I�always�trust
your�decisions.
424
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,257
Except�when�you're�reversing
toilets
425
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:55,594
or�making�up�fake�lottery
tickets.
426
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,196
(laughing)
427
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,264
Thanks,�Ma.
428
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:03,569
You�know,�I�like�to�think
of�myself�as�an�open-minded,
429
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,905
accepting�kind�of�person.
430
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,907
Like�a�dope�Mom.
431
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,610
Well,�that's�good,
because�she's�a�Buttern,
432
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,012
and�I�know�you�hate
the�Butterns,�so...
433
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,847
What?
434
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,751
No�daughter�of�mine�will�get
mixed�up�with�a�Buttern!
435
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,687
I�don't�care�what�you�say!
436
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,889
I�like�her.
437
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,924
Great�news,�everyone.
438
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,594
We're�all�moving�into
the�lodge�together.
439
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,431
Oh.
440
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,600
Wait.
441
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,034
Who�ate�all�the�meatballs?
442
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,370
Jo:
It�was�Logan!
443
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,072
Impressive,�huh?
444
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,873
No,�it's�cool.
No,�no.
445
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,242
No,�no,�I'm�not�going�to...
446
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,210
No,�b'eb,�it's�fine.
447
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,745
You�fucking�bastard!
448
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,114
(all�shouting)
449
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:58,123
?
450
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,958
Goodnight,�Paul.
451
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,861
Fuck�off,�Stephen�Harper!
452
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:04,696
Goodnight,�Rose.
453
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,064
Mmm.
454
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,467
And�goodnight,�Paul�Junior.
455
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,035
(baby�cooing)
456
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,304
I�love�you�guys.
457
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:15,774
Both:�We�love�you�too,
Stephen�Harper.
458
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,809
(voices�distorting)
459
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:23,148
Stephen�Harper,�get�up!
The�feast�is�over.
460
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,250
Oh,�my�Mom�announced�that
everyone�gets�to�move
461
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,953
into�the�lodge,�except�for�you.
462
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,821
I�want�to�go�back!
463
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:36,128
?�She's�been�your�shelter
from�the�storm�?
464
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:42,000
?�She's�even�there
when�you're�all�alone�?
465
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:48,106
?�She's�the�one�you�run�to
when�it�rains�?
466
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:53,912
?�And�you�build�your�dreams
on�that�stone�?
467
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:56,782
?
468
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,651
?�She's�been�that�rock...�?
469
00:21:59,701 --> 00:22:04,251
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