All language subtitles for Switched.at.Birth.S02E07.1080p.WEB-DL.DD.5.1.x264-TrollHD.en

- PREVIOUSLY ON
"SWITCHED AT BIRTH"...
- REGINA.

ANYTHING IN
THE HOUSE IS YOURS.

- WE HAVE A FULL BAR AND--
- I'M SOBER, KATHRYN.

I'VE BEEN SOBER
FOR 11 AND A HALF YEARS.

- THOSE TACOS WERE GOOD.
- THANKS.

- ( both grunt )
- C'MON, MAN! LET'S GO!

( gasps )

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

IT'S JUST GONNA
HURT US EVEN MORE
IF WE DON'T END IT NOW.

- OKAY, MISS VASQUEZ.
- Daphne: WHEN MY FRIEND
WAS TAKING THE TRASH OUT,

THE GUY WHO FIRST CAME UP
TO THE COUNTER CAME BACK.

- SO HE WAS ABOUT SIX FEET,
DARK BROWN HAIR?
- YES.

Patricia Sawyer:
Unlike John Kennish,
I want to make sure

Americans have a shot
at the American dream.

I'm Patricia Sawyer,
and I approve this message.

I COULD SAY
THAT YOU SOUND

LIKE A FREAKING SEAL
WHEN YOU TALK.

( women gasp )

WHO'S IN? REGINA?

Noah:
PSST!

PSST!

DID YOU JUST "PSST!" ME?

THAT'S MY FIRST
OFFICIAL "PSST!"

- MINE TOO.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE GONNA
BE LATE FOR HISTORY.

I KNOW, 'CAUSE THAT'S
THE WHOLE PROBLEM--

I'M GONNA BE SITTING NEXT
TO YOU FOR 50 MINUTES

AND I WON'T BE ABLE
TO CONCENTRATE,

BECAUSE THE ONLY THING
I'M GONNA BE THINKING

OF DOING IS THIS.

( chuckles )
WELL, NOW I'M NOT GONNA
BE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

MMM. HOW'S THE SHINER?

OH, I ICED IT
WITH FROZEN QUICHE,

FROZEN PORK, FROZEN PEAS,
SO I THINK IT'S PRETTY HAPPY.

OKAY, WELL,
MAYBE WE COULD TAKE IT OUT
FOR ICE CREAM LATER.

I DO HEAR
MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
WORKS BEST.

( both humph )

( whisk scraping )

HI.

YOU MAKING MUFFINS?

- POPOVERS.
- OH, I LOVE POPOVERS.

DON'T YOU JUST WANNA
CLIMB INSIDE OF THEM?

( chuckles )

- WHAT'S UP?
- OH!

I ONLY HAVE
ONE MORE ROLE TO CAST

IN "ROMEO AND JULIET"--
THE NURSE.

ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN AUDITIONING?

- NO.
- OH, COME ON.

- I'VE NEVER ACTED BEFORE.
- WHO CARES?

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
SCHOOL IS ALL ABOUT--

LEARNING NEW THINGS.

AND BAY IS GONNA
BE DOING THE SETS.

DID I PUT SALT
IN THIS ALREADY?

I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T SEE.

( both sigh )

HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY?

I BROKE UP WITH TRAVIS.

OH, I'M SORRY,

BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU WERE DATING.

IT WAS STUPID
OF ME TO DO IT TODAY.

I SHOULD'VE WAITED UNTIL THINGS
TURNED AROUND FOR HIM.

BUT IF YOU DIDN'T
EVEN WANNA DATE, I MEAN--

NO, IT'S-- HE DOESN'T REALLY
HAVE ANYONE BUT ME.

WAIT. I LIKE TRAVIS,

BUT HE IS NOT
YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YEAH. THANKS.

YOU KNOW, THE PLAY

MIGHT JUST BE
WHAT YOU NEED

TO GET YOUR MIND
OFF OF THINGS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT. WHY NOT?

GOOD. ( chuckles )

- ( claps )
- ( sighs )

( soft jazz music playing )

SO... WHAT'S
YOUR TRUMPET'S NAME?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
SHE HAS A NAME?

OH, IT'S A SHE.

I SHOULD'VE FIGURED.

SO WHAT'S HER NAME?

- ( clatters )
- SABRINA.

OH. WAS SABRINA A DANCER?

NO, SHE WAS MY DAUGHTER'S
IMAGINARY FRIEND.

OH.

SHE WANTED TO NAME
MY TRUMPET AFTER HER,
SO WE DID.

NOW I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

HEY, SABRINA COULD'VE BEEN
A STRIPPER FOR ALL I KNOW.

- I NEVER SAW HER.
- ( both laugh )

OOH! I SHOULD GO.
I'VE GOT WORK TOMORROW.

( sighs )
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE
ABLE TO SAY THAT AGAIN--

"I HAVE SOMEPLACE
I NEED TO BE."

UH, WHAT IS THIS AGAIN?

- DESIGN CENTER.
- OH!

WELL, THEY ARE LUCKY
TO HAVE YOU.

OH, NO NO NO. I WON
THE LOTTERY ON THIS JOB.

WELL, LET'S DRINK TO THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA PASS.

I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP

AND, YOU KNOW,

PICKING A FIRST-DAY-OF-WORK
WARDROBE TAKES TIME.

- MMM.
- I'LL SEE YA.

ALL RIGHT.

( chuckles )

John:
OH, COME ON.

NO, I'M NOT WRITING
A SONG FOR YOUR CAMPAIGN.

- WHY NOT?
- YOU TRY RHYMING SOMETHING
WITH "MARGINAL TAX RATE."

OKAY, HOW ABOUT THEN HELPING ME
WITH THE CANVASSING?

I-- I DON'T KNOW.
DOOR TO DOOR, ALL THOSE PEOPLE--

THAT MAKES ME FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE.

BUT YOU'VE PERFORMED IN FRONT
OF HUGE CROWDS BEFORE.

( sighing )

- OKAY, WHAT IS IT?
- I'M SORRY, DAD. I JUST--

WE DON'T EXACTLY
SEE EYE TO EYE ON
ALL OF THE ISSUES.

WE HAVE TO AGREE
ON SOMETHING.

DAD, I'M JUST NOT
THE BEST POSTER CHILD
FOR JOHN KENNISH.

- ( sighs )
- I'LL BE YOUR
POSTER CHILD, DAD.

BETTER YET,
I'LL BE YOUR CHILD
WHO MAKES YOU A POSTER.

YOU KNOW,
LIKE THE "HOPE" POSTER

THAT SHEPARD FAIREY
DID FOR OBAMA.

HOW ABOUT BIGGER
THAN A POSTER?

- HOW ABOUT A BILLBOARD?
- OH.

- SERIOUSLY?
- YEAH.

OH, YOU CAME
TO THE RIGHT PERSON.

WELL, TECHNICALLY,
THE RIGHT PERSON CAME TO YOU,

BUT WHO CARES?
I'M DOING A BILLBOARD.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
ONE BILLBOARD, OKAY?

IVAN IS CONTEMPLATING
A MASSIVE AD BUY.

THEY'RE GOING UP
ALL OVER TOWN.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
THE BEST BILLBOARD EVER.

I THINK THAT'S A VERY NICE
SHOW OF SUPPORT, BAY.

OKAY, FINE. I WILL
COME UP WITH SOME WAY
TO HELP OUT THE CAMPAIGN.

- THANK YOU.
- ( spoon clatters )

( rattles )

- WHOA! HEY.
- HI.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I LOVE IT--
THE BOOTS, THE COLOR,
THE WHOLE THING.

THANK YOU.
( chuckles )

BREAK A LEG, BUT TRY NOT
TO HURT THOSE BOOTS
WHILE DOING IT.

- OKAY. BYE.
HEY, TOBY.
- HEY.

SO WHAT'S IT LIKE USING
YOUR POWERS OF VANDALISM

FOR THE ANTI-GRAFFITI
CANDIDATE?

WORST-CASE SCENARIO:
HE'S A BENEVOLENT DICTATOR.

AND IF NOT,
HEY, HE'S FAMILY.

SO IF HE WASN'T OUR DAD,

WOULD YOU STILL
VOTE FOR HIM?

HMM. I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH,
SO PASS.

I DO HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
I NEED A GUY'S OPINION.

LET'S SAY I STARTED
DATING SOMEONE NEW

AND MY OLD BOYFRIEND
JUST HAPPENED TO GO
TO THE SAME SCHOOL?

- AND THEORETICAL NEW BOY--
- WAIT.

YOU'RE DATING SOMEBODY?

HIS NAME'S NOAH
AND IT'S EASY--
THERE'S JUST NO BAGGAGE.

WELL, DO I TELL EMMETT
OR DO I JUST LET HIM
FIND OUT ON HIS OWN?

I THINK YOU KNOW
THE ANSWER TO THAT.

- MMM.
- ( engine starts )

LET HIM FIND OUT
ON HIS OWN.

HEY. YOU'RE AUDITIONING?

- MM-HMM.
- UM, LOOK,

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT
WHAT I SAID AT BAY'S PARTY.

YOU MEAN THAT
WE SOUNDED LIKE SEALS?

YEAH, IT WAS
A HORRIBLE THING
FOR ME TO SAY.

I DESERVED
TO GET HIT FOR IT.

I REALLY AM SORRY.

I'M NOT THE ONE YOU
SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO.

I KNOW.
I APOLOGIZED TO TRAVIS,

BUT HE WOULDN'T
LOOK AT ME.

HE'S...

GOING THROUGH
A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW.

Kathryn:
ARE YOU READY?

- HEY, NOAH.
- HI.

YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.

IS THIS THE SCENE

WITH THE NURSE
AND JULIET OR ROMEO?

WITH JULIET,
TELLING HER THAT ROMEO
HAS BEEN BANISHED.

OH, GOOD ONE.

SO YOU A.S.L.,

AND THE COACH
WILL READ ALONG.

( sighs )

OKAY?

Lubin:
"ROMEO IS BANISHED;

AND ALL THE WORLD
TO NOTHING,

THAT HE DARES
NE'ER COME BACK
TO CHALLENGE YOU;

OR, IF HE DO,
IT NEEDS MUST BE BY STEALTH.

THEN, SINCE THE CASE
SO STANDS AS NOW IT DOTH..."

OKAY. THAT'S GREAT. OKAY.

( breathes deeply )

LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS.

YOU'VE BEEN TAKING CARE
OF JULIET SINCE SHE WAS
A LITTLE GIRL.

AND NOW YOU HAVE
THE WORST POSSIBLE NEWS
TO TELL HER--

THE LOVE OF HER LIFE
IS GONE FOREVER,

MAYBE IF YOU SAY IT
THE RIGHT WAY,

SHE'LL GET THROUGH IT.

SO LOOK AT HER

AND THINK
OF THE HARDEST THING

YOU'VE EVER HAD
TO SAY TO ANYONE...

( whispers )
AND SAY IT.

( Daphne sighs )

Lubin:
"ROMEO IS BANISHED;

AND ALL THE WORLD
TO NOTHING,

THAT HE DARES
NE'ER COME BACK
TO CHALLENGE YOU;

OR, IF HE DO,
IT NEEDS MUST BE BY STEALTH.

THEN, SINCE THE CASE
SO STANDS AS NOW IT DOTH,

I THINK IT BEST
YOU MARRIED... THE COUNTY."

HEY. THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

- REALLY?
- UH-HUH.

- ( laughs )
- AND I HEAR YOU HAVE
SOME PULL WITH THE DIRECTOR.

WELL, I DON'T WANNA FEEL
LIKE I GOT IT BECAUSE OF THAT.

NO NO NO NO, SERIOUSLY.

THAT WAS--
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

AND THE OTHER GIRL,
SHE SUCKED.

( laughs )

ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

NO.

THIS IS MORE
OF A COMMISSION PIECE.

( chuckles )

( sighs )

THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.

I KNOW I SAID THAT
I WASN'T READY TO START
SEEING ANYBODY RIGHT NOW...

( sighs )
AND I MEANT IT--
I REALLY DID-- BUT--

YEAH.

YEAH.

I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T PLAN ON THIS.

IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED,

AND IF YOU WANT
TO YELL AT ME,
GO RIGHT AHEAD.

I JUST THINK THAT
YOU AND I SHOULD
TRY TO MOVE ON.

WHAT WAS THAT?

DESIGN TABLES ARE BACK THERE
AND THE CATALOGS ARE OVER THERE,

ALTHOUGH WE TEND
TO GO WITH OUR GUT

- OVER THE CATALOGS.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.

AND THESE ARE
THE SAMPLE LOOK BOOKS,

WHICH YOU'RE
WELCOME TO USE ON ANY
OF YOUR OWN PROJECTS.

- REALLY?
- YEAH. WORKING HERE HAS
SOME PRETTY SWEET PERKS.

HEY, BUT WHATEVER
YOU DO, DON'T USE
ANYONE ELSE'S SCISSORS.

- YOU MIGHT WANT
TO BRING YOUR OWN.
- I USED TO CUT HAIR.

I KNOW ALL ABOUT
"SCISSOR INSANITY."

- ( both laugh )
- THAT'S RIGHT.

- SO YOU'RE GOOD WITH CUSTOMERS.
- ARE YOU KIDDING?

CUTTING HAIR--
98% OF THE JOB IS
MANAGING THE CLIENT.

THAT'S GOOD.
THERE'S A LOT OF POTENTIAL
FOR GROWTH HERE, TOO,

AND IT ALL STARTS
WITH THE CLIENT.

IF THEY LIKE YOU,
THEY REMEMBER YOU.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE DOING THE LIVING ROOM
AND THE MASTER BEDROOM.

I'M JUST
REALLY GLAD TO BE HERE.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

WELL, WE'RE HAPPY
TO HAVE YOU.

- LET ME SHOW YOU
YOUR WORK STATION.
- OKAY.

Kathryn:
HEY, EVERYBODY. HEY.

UM, GATHER AROUND.

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN
WORKING SO HARD,

SO I WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE IT.

SO I SPRUNG
FOR SOME COSTUMES.

HMM.

I THINK PART
OF MY COSTUME IS MISSING.

- YOU'RE COMPLAINING?
- SEXY.

MMM. IF I HAVE TO WEAR THIS,

THE PLAY'S GONNA END
WITH ME KILLING MYSELF.

( laughs )
DON'T WORRY.

WE'RE DOING
KIND OF A COMBO THING--

MODERN MIXED
WITH TRADITIONAL.

- AH.
- YOU WON'T BE MISERABLE.

- ( cellphone ringing )
- I PROMISE.

( laughs )

SHUT UP.

- HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD.

FUN. DO YOU KNOW
WHO'S REALLY GOOD?

- NOAH.
- HMM. MULTI-TALENTED,
APPARENTLY.

STICK AROUND, YOU MIGHT
GET TO SEE HIM IN TIGHTS.

OH, NOT SURE
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
( laughs )

SO WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND NOAH?

- ARE YOU GUYS GOING OUT?
- UH, WELL,

KISSING HAS OCCURRED,

PLANS FOR FUTURE KISSING
HAVE BEEN MADE,

SO YES, I GUESS
WE ARE GOING OUT.

DOES EMMETT KNOW?

YEAH. HE SEEMS
TO BE HANDLING IT
SURPRISINGLY WELL.

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH THE POLICE.

THEY COULDN'T REACH REGINA.

THEY NEED YOU TO COME DOWN
TO THE STATION

TO I.D. SOMEONE.

THEY THINK
THEY MIGHT'VE CAUGHT
THE GUY WHO ATTACKED YOU.

( sighs )

- ( frustrated sigh )
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- THAT WAS GOOD.
- NO, IT WAS TERRIBLE.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOUR DAD LIKED THE DESIGN.

HE WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE SUPPORTIVE.

WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM.

IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THAT.

OKAY, TRUST ME--
MY DAD HATES THIS
KIND OF STUFF.

HE STILL WENT OUT
ON A LIMB FOR ME.

I HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT.

YOU'RE PUTTING
A LITTLE TOO MUCH
PRESSURE ON YOURSELF.

WHEN PEOPLE SEE THIS,
THEY HAVE TO THINK,

"JOHN KENNISH IS THE GUY
I SHOULD VOTE FOR."

I HAVE TO TELL A STORY
WITH THIS PIECE.

IT'S JUST ONE IMAGE.
YOU CAN'T TELL A STORY
THAT WAY.

OF COURSE YOU CAN.

IF YOU SEE A GIRL
WITH AN AXE,

THEN YOU KNOW THAT
THERE'S AN ANGRY GIRL
OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

( sighs )

I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE TRYING TO BE HELPFUL,
AND I APPRECIATE IT.

I JUST...
( inhales deeply )

I NEED SOMEONE
WITH AN ARTISTIC EYE
THAT'S NOT MY OWN.

LIKE EMMETT.

NO, I MEAN,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M NOT AN ARTIST.

AND I'M JUST SLOWING
YOU DOWN, I GUESS.

- I'M GONNA GO, OKAY?
- NOAH.

IT'S COOL.

WELL, I'LL CALL YOU
WHEN I'M DONE!

( sighs )

I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO STICK AROUND.

MISS VASQUEZ,
THANKS FOR COMING DOWN.

WE HAVE A SUSPECT
IN CUSTODY

THAT FITS THE DESCRIPTION
YOU GAVE US.

HE'S A DELIVERY KID
AT A PIZZA PLACE

NEAR THE PARK WHERE
YOU WERE ASSAULTED,

AND HE HAS A RECORD
OF PETTY THEFT.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO LOOK AT SOME SUSPECTS

AND TELL ME IF YOU SEE
THE MAN THAT ATTACKED YOU.

OKAY.

GOOD. WHY DON'T
YOU FOLLOW ME?

THEY WON'T BE
ABLE TO SEE YOU
THROUGH THE GLASS,

SO TAKE YOUR TIME,
TELL ME IF YOU SEE HIM.

ALL RIGHT,
LET'S BRING 'EM IN.

YOU SEE HIM?

IT'S THE-- THE GUY
IN THE RED FLANNEL.

YOU'RE SURE?

POSITIVE.

OKAY. WOULD YOU MIND
TAKING A SEAT OVER THERE?

NOW YOU WEREN'T THERE
WHEN SHE WAS ATTACKED, CORRECT?

BUT SHE SAYS THE SAME GUY
CAME BY EARLIER TO BUY TACOS
FROM YOU GUYS,

AND YOU GOT
A GOOD LOOK AT HIM.
IS THAT RIGHT?

OKAY.
TAKE YOUR TIME

AND TELL ME
IF YOU RECOGNIZE ANYONE.

Translator:
"NO, I DON'T SEE HIM."

YOU'RE SURE?

"YEAH, HE'S NOT THERE."

OKAY.

( jazz music playing )

( chatting, laughing )

- HEY. HEY!
- ( chuckles )

NICE FIRST-DAY-
OF-WORK OUTFIT.

- SO HOW'D IT GO?
- ( sighs )

SAMADA FOX CAME IN.

SHE DESIGNED THE LOBBY
FOR THE "Q" DOWNTOWN.

ANYWAY, SHE SAID
I HAVE A GREAT EYE.

- THAT DESERVES A TOAST.
- ( giggles )

TWO GLASSES
OF BUBBLY, PLEASE.

YEAH? WHAT ARE
WE CELEBRATING?

UH, REGINA'S EYE.

OH! WELL, IF WE ARE
TOASTING BODY PARTS,

THEN THAT CALLS
FOR THE FRENCH STUFF.

- I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.
- ( pops )

- OOPS, IT OPENED.
- ( Regina sighs )

- ( champagne pouring )
- YOU DESERVE IT.

( clicks tongue )
I KINDA DO, DON'T I?

TO REGINA, HER EYE

- AND A GREAT FIRST DAY.
- ( both laugh )

( clinks )

THANK YOU.
( laughs )

WOW.

- ( ticking )
- ( softly moaning )

( spits )

( moans )

( grunts )

- ( clock clatters )
- OH! CRAP!

CAMPAIGN SIGNS
CANNOT BE PUT

ON PRIVATE PROPERTY WITHOUT
THE OWNER'S PERMISSION.

CAMPAIGN SIGNS CANNOT BE PUT
ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY, EVER.

SO WHERE CAN YOU PUT

CAMPAIGN SIGNS?
GREAT QUESTION.

WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS
MIXED-USE PUBLIC LAND--

SORRY, IS THIS
WHERE WE VOLUNTEER
TO PUT UP THE SIGNS?

YEAH, WE STARTED
20 MINUTES AGO,

SO SOMEONE WILL
HAVE TO FILL YOU IN
ON WHAT YOU MISSED.

SIGN. MALLET.
HIT SIGN WITH MALLET.

REPEAT.
THAT PRETTY MUCH THE IDEA?

( people chuckle )

JUST REMEMBER--
EVERYTHING YOU DO

WHILE WORKING ON THE CAMPAIGN
REFLECTS ON THE CANDIDATE.

YOU CAN GRAB YOUR SIGNS
ON THE WAY OUT.

( chattering )

WELL, I'M MAKING
FRIENDS ALREADY.

ACTUALLY I THINK
YOU SAVED US ABOUT 20 MINUTES

- OF CAMPAIGN SIGN MANIFESTO,
SO THANKS.
- ( laughs )

HEY, WHERE CAN I GET
ONE OF THOSE T-SHIRTS?

OH, IN THAT BOX RIGHT THERE.

- THANK YOU.
- SURE.

Man:
UH, EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.

YOU CAN'T JUST GO
RUMMAGING THROUGH THE BOXES.

DON'T YOU THINK
CAMPAIGN WORKERS SHOULD
WEAR CAMPAIGN SHIRTS?

DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD ASK FIRST?

- I DID.
- UH, YEAH, SORRY.

I TOLD HER SHE COULD.
MY BAD.

OH, TOBY. I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS
WITH YOU.

- YEAH. ( chuckles )
- ( clears throat )

WOW. HE'S CLEARLY
AFRAID OF YOU.

- ( laughs )
- OH, NAH, JUST... MY DAD.

UM, I'M JOHN KENNISH'S SON.

THE-- WOW.

- TOBY.
- OH. ELISA.

- ( laughs )
- AND THIS IS EMMETT.

- HI.
- ( softly ) HI.

NOW THAT I'M IN
WITH THE BOSS'S KID,

- I'M GONNA TAKE TWO.
IS THAT COOL?
- ( chuckles )

- ( both chuckle )
- GO AHEAD.

SO WE WERE GONNA
GO PUT UP SOME SIGNS

IN MISSION HILLS,
IF YOU WANTED TO JOIN US.

UM, SURE.

- ( phone ringing )
- I AM-- I AM SO SORRY
I'M LATE.

YOU'RE AN HOUR
AND A HALF LATE.

IT WAS LITERALLY
THE WORST MORNING
OF MY LIFE.

MY CAR DIED
RIGHT AS I GOT ON 35.

AND THEN I HAD TO WAIT
A HALF HOUR FOR AAA
WHEN MY PHONE DIED.

I-- I ENDED UP JUST
LEAVING THE CAR.

THE CAR AND THE PHONE?

I KNOW, IT WAS NUTS,
BUT I CAN WORK LATE TONIGHT--
WHATEVER YOU NEED.

( breathing deeply )

YOU KNOW, I WENT
THROUGH THIS WITH MY SISTER,

AND I DON'T NEED
THIS KIND OF DRAMA.

THE CAR TOWED,
THE WALLET STOLEN,

A CHIPPED TOOTH--
I COULD GIVE YOU A LIST.

IT WAS ONE BAD MORNING.

I SWEAR I WILL NOT
BE LATE AGAIN.

I HAD A STACK
OF RESUMES THIS HIGH.

I HAVE TOO MANY NEEDY CLIENTS
AND TOO MANY FLAKY SUPPLIERS

TO WORRY ABOUT WHETHER
OR NOT MY SALES CLERKS
HAVE THEIR ACT TOGETHER.

I AM NOT A FLAKE.

IT WAS NICE
MEETING YOU, REGINA.

WHA...
( exhales sharply )

OKAY, SO I'M GONNA
BE HERE WITH MERCUTIO.

YOU'RE GONNA BE
OVER THERE WITH PETER.

AND YOU'RE GONNA COME OUT,
AND YOU'RE GONNA SAY YOUR LINE.

"OUT UPON YOU!
WHAT A MAN ARE YOU!"

NO NO, THAT--
THAT'S LATER.

FIRST THERE'S
THAT WHOLE BUSINESS
WITH THE FAN.

( sighs )
RIGHT. SORRY AGAIN.

NO, IT'S OKAY.

UM, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH, IT'S...
JUST STUFF WITH TRAVIS.

OH.

( sighs )
I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETIMES I JUST THINK
HE'S LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.

OH.

WHAT IS IT?

I GOTTA GO.

WAIT. WHAT?

( crickets chirping )

( sniffs )

- ( tires screech )
- ( car door closes )

( engine revs )

( tires screech )

( car door opens )

- ( car door closes )
- ( engine starts )

( hammering )

( laughs )

I'VE NOTICED.

HI.
( chuckles )

OKAY. BYE.

- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- OH, HE'S JUST GONNA
GET SOME MORE SIGNS.

OH. MAN, I WISH
I SPOKE ANOTHER LANGUAGE.

I JUST DON'T REALLY HAVE
THE BRAIN FOR IT.

SOMETIMES I WISH THAT
I WAS RAISED BILINGUAL
OR SOMETHING.

- OR AT LEAST IN SPAIN, RIGHT?
- CLARO.

( both laugh )

HEY, SO ON BEHALF
OF MY DAD, THANKS.

YEAH. YEAH.
NO, HE SEEMS
LIKE A GOOD PERSON.

I CAN'T REALLY--
I CAN'T REALLY SAY

THE SAME THING ABOUT... HER.
( chuckles )

Toby:
OH, MY DAD'S OPPONENT?

- SHE AWFUL OR SOMETHING?
- YOU HAVEN'T READ ABOUT HER?

SHE'S SUCH A HYPOCRITE.

SHE WRAPS HERSELF
IN THE WHOLE WOMEN'S
RIGHTS BANNER

AND THEN SHE VOTES
THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER
CLUELESS OLD WHITE GUY.

IT'S PATHETIC.

SOUNDS LIKE
YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF.

YOU SHOULD SEE
MY WEB BROWSER.

I OBSESSIVELY FOLLOW
ALL D.C. GOSSIP,

WHO VOTED ON WHAT,
WHO MOVED TO WHAT OFFICE.

- IT'S... A LITTLE SCARY.
- ( both laugh )

SO I GUESS I'M TALKING
TO A FUTURE SENATOR HERE.

HA. NO.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU NEVER KNOW.

IT ONLY TOOK OBAMA
FOUR YEARS

TO MOVE FROM OBSCURE SENATOR
TO PRESIDENT.

IT'S THE FIRST YEAR I CAN VOTE,
BUT IT KINDA FEELS

LIKE THIS STUFF
REALLY MATTERS NOW.

OBVIOUSLY YOU FEEL
THE SAME WAY.

- YOU KNOW?
- EH, NOT REALLY.

- I'M KIND OF HERE
UNDER DURESS.
- OH.

( laughing ) NICE.

- ( people chattering )
- ( deep exhale )

THIS IS JUST A DRAFT.

I WAS GOING
FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE--

UH, I DON'T KNOW.
( laughs )

- HUH.
- YEAH, I WANT PEOPLE
TO LOOK AT IT

AND THINK "WHAT IS THAT?"

BEFORE THEY EVEN REALIZE
THAT IT'S A CAMPAIGN AD.
( chuckles )

- YOU HATE IT.
- NO, SWEETIE, NO.

NO, IT'S JUST, UH--

IT'S NOT
WHAT I EXPECTED,

BUT I THINK
IT COULD WORK.

IVAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I-- I THINK
IT'S INTERESTING.

I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED THAT
PEOPLE MAY BE TURNED OFF.

- THEY MAY THINK IT'S GRAFFITI.
- ( John chuckles )

YEAH, I MEAN,
IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA
GET THEIR ATTENTION.

IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.

- John: OH.
- THIS IS GONNA BE

ALL OVER THE CITY--

BILLBOARDS, BUSSES.

THIS IS A BIG PIECE
OF BUSINESS FOR US.

AND THE PRINTER'S
ALREADY WORKING ON
THE DESIGN WE SENT THEM.

LAST-MINUTE CHANGES
ARE GONNA BE EXPENSIVE.

( breathes deeply )

I SAY WE GO WITH THIS.

OKAY.

I'LL NEED
THE CAMERA-READY
ARTWORK A.S.A.P.

IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
I PROMISE.

- ( inhales sharply )
- HEY.

BY TOMORROW? OKAY.

YEAH, GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

BYE. HI, CAN I HELP YOU?

I'M LOOKING FOR MY MOM,
REGINA VASQUEZ.

OH. SHE DIDN'T--
( exhales sharply )

SHE DOESN'T
WORK HERE ANYMORE.

NO, SHE'S THE ONE
WHO JUST STARTED.

NO, I KNOW WHO SHE IS.
IT JUS--

IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

I'M SORRY.

- ( cellphone rings )
- YEAH, HI, THIS IS WHITNEY.

UH-HUH. NO, YOU HAVE
A P.O. NUMBER ON THAT.

NO, YOU DO.

( clatters )

( sighs )
I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING

TO GET INTO ANOTHER
RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW.

HEY. UM, DO YOU GUYS WANNA
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE?

HANG OUT FOR A BIT?

YOU-- YOU'RE LEAVING?

OH, OKAY. BYE.
SEE YOU LATER.

YOU IN?

SURE.

WHAT DID
YOU HAVE IN MIND?

( bubbling )

HEY, SO, UMM...
( chuckles )

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
AND THE DEAF GUY?

HE'S MY SISTER'S FRIEND.

IT'S A--
IT'S A LONG STORY.

OH. HOW'D YOU LEARN
SIGN LANGUAGE?

UH, MY SISTER'S DEAF.

OH, RIGHT!
NO, THE BABY-SWITCH THING.

I READ ABOUT THAT.
I RESEARCH MY CANDIDATES.

- I BET.
- SO HOW LONG DID IT TAKE
YOU TO GET FLUENT?

( sighs )

ACTUALLY,
I'M NOT 100% FLUENT.

WELL, YOU MUST BE
PRETTY GOOD.

YOU TWO WERE CARRYING ON
THE WHOLE CONVERSATION.

YOU WANT ME
TO TEXT HIM, MAYBE?

SEE IF HE CAN COME HERE,
TAKE MY PLACE?

I MEAN, YOU SEEM PRETTY
INTERESTED IN HIM, SO--

NO, I JUST FIND YOU INTRIGUING.

WELL, I AM.
I'M VERY INTRIGUING.

( chuckles )

- ELISA!
- ( gasps )

- HI. WOW.
- UH...

I'M-- UH, HI.

GET DRESSED,
BOTH OF YOU.

I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYONE WAS HOME.

YOU DON'T NEED
TO APOLOGIZE TO HER.

- ( sighs )
- ARE WE IN YOUR HOUSE?

( exhales sharply )

UH, MOM, TOBY KENNISH.

TOBY, MY MOM.

( door bangs )

YOUR MOM IS
PATRICIA SAWYER.

SORRY.
( chuckles weakly )

( people chattering )

- YEAH. UH...
- ( door closes )

I HEARD THAT YOU WANNA
BEAT UP THE GUY

WHO ATTACKED DAPHNE.

I GET IT.
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO.

( inhales )
NOW THAT GUY
DESERVES IT, YOU KNOW?

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE

HITTING SOMEBODY SO HARD

IT FEELS LIKE
YOU BROKE YOUR HAND,

KNOWING THAT HIS FACE
FEELS A LOT WORSE.

( inhales sharply )
BUT YOU KNOW,

HE'S GONNA
PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU.

AND YOU'RE 18.
THAT'S THE BIG TIME.

HOW MUCH MONEY
YOU GOT FOR A LAWYER?

YEAH.
( inhales sharply )

WELL, YOU'D PROBABLY GET
A PUBLIC DEFENDER...

AND MAYBE
THEY'LL BE GOOD.

BUT EITHER WAY,

YOU ARE LOOKING
AT REAL TIME

IN COUNTY LOCKUP WITH GUYS
THAT ARE A LOT WORSE

THAN THAT ONE GUY
THAT ATTACKED DAPHNE.

I KNOW...

THAT YOU FEEL BAD,

THAT YOU COULDN'T
PROTECT HER.

BUT I PROMISE YOU...

THIS WILL NOT
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

( door closes )

Toby:
YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT
THE HELL THAT WAS ALL ABOUT?

- PATRICIA SAWYER IS MY MOM.
- YEAH, I KNOW.

- I GOT THAT.
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME.
- I'M-- I'M SORRY.

I SHOULD'VE
MENTIONED IT BEFORE
AND I REALIZE THAT NOW.

YOU HOOK UP WITH ME
JUST TO PISS OFF YOUR MOM?

- NO. NO. NO.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T BELIEVE

IN A LOT OF THE THINGS
THAT MY DAD BELIEVES IN...

- ( sighs )
- ...OR ANY OF THEM, REALLY.

BUT I WOULD NOT
HUMILIATE HIM LIKE THAT.

THIS IS NOT TO GET BACK
AT MY MOM, TOBY.

REALLY?

- ( scoffs )
- OKAY, FINE.

WAS IT FUN TO SEE
THE LOOK ON HER FACE
WHEN SHE SAW YOU? YES.

BUT I VOLUNTEERED
FOR YOUR DAD

BECAUSE MY MOM SHOULD NOT
WIN THIS THING.

AND IF YOU HEARD THE THINGS
THAT I HEAR AT HOME,

THE THINGS THAT SHE SAYS WHEN
THE CAMERAS AREN'T AROUND--
IT MAKES ME SICK.

AND BESIDES, YOU INVITED ME
TO GO PUT UP THE SIGNS

AND WE HIT IT OFF.
IT WAS FUN.

AND YOU SET ME UP.

I'M REALLY SORRY
THAT IT CAME OUT LIKE THIS.

AND IT WAS-- IT WAS DUMB.

IT WAS REALLY DUMB OF ME
TO BRING YOU HERE.

BUT... I REALLY DO LIKE YOU.

AND-- AND--

I MEAN,
I HAD A GOOD TIME.

IT WAS FUN.
AND YOU HAD FUN.

- I-I-- I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
- NO. COME ON!

( sighs )
OH MY GOD.
I'M SO STUPID.

- ( chattering )
- HEY.

ARE YOU WHO I TALK TO
ABOUT PETTY CASH?

- YEAH, WHAT'S IT FOR?
- BILLBOARD DESIGN. MY DAD.

- YOU'RE A KENNISH.
- ( boastfully ) I AM
OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, YES.

- MM-HMM.
- A-AND I HAVE THAT
AUTHORIZATION THINGY, SO--

- ALL RIGHT.
- PLEASURE DOING
BUSINESS WITH YOU.

AND YOU.

Ivan:
NO NO NO NO NO.

I'M TELLING YOU, ELI.

THIS CAMPAIGN IS D.O.A.

I'D PREFER YOU GIVE
THE MONEY TO SOMEBODY ELSE.

( scoffs )
YEAH, I MEAN HERE I AM,
TRYING TO PULL A HAIL MARY,

AND HE'S GOT
HIS TEENAGE DAUGHTER
DESIGNING THE BILLBOARDS.

YEAH, NO KIDDING.

SHOULD'VE GONE
WITH NICK MINER.

YEAH.

( Regina breathing heavily )

- HEY.
- HI.

WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD?

VEGETARIAN CHILI.

- OH.
- I PULLED OUT
THE CROCKPOT.

I'M STARVING.

DID YOU GET MY TEXTS?

OH, SORRY.
I COULDN'T FIND
MY PHONE ALL DAY.

( chuckles )
I NEED A LOJACK
FOR THAT THING.

WHERE WERE YOU?

AT WORK.
WHAT DID YOU NEED?

I WAS TRYING TO TEXT YOU
THAT I WAS GOING TO SEE YOU...

AT WORK.

SO THEY TOLD YOU.

WHAT HAPPENED?

( sighs )

LOOK, I CAN PUT UP
WITH A LOT FOR A JOB--

I MEAN, LOOK AT
MY TIME WITH GERALDO--
BUT THIS PLACE?

( exasperated sigh )

THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

A PERSON
WITH FAMILY OBLIGATIONS.

IT WASN'T RIGHT
FOR ME-- FOR US.

WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.

- I'M GLAD YOU STUCK UP
FOR YOURSELF.
- ( sighs )

AND I SPENT HALF
THE DAY AT THE LIBRARY
LOOKING UP NEW JOBS.

- GOOD.
- THERE'S SOME INTERESTING
THINGS OUT THERE.

YOU DESERVE BETTER.

( sighs )
I'M SORRY...

I LIED TO YOU.
I WAS JUST SO EMBARRASSED.

I UNDERSTAND.

- IT'S OKAY.
- NO, IT'S NOT.

I PROMISE YOU

THIS WILL
NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

- ( clears throat )
- ( silverware clinks )

♪ WHAT IF I STAY?
WHAT IF I STAY? ♪

♪ WILL YOU STAY TOO? ♪

PSST!

PSST PSST PSST!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I WAS TRYING TO "PSST!" YOU.

AND I WANTED
TO GIVE YOU THIS.

IT'S PROOF THAT AN IMAGE
CAN TELL A STORY.

- WELL, I DON'T GET IT.
- SERIOUSLY?

IT'S A GIRL TELLING
A GUY SHE REALLY LIKES

- THAT SHE'S SORRY.
- I KNOW.

- I JUST WANTED
TO HEAR YOU SAY IT.
- OH.

HEY! WHY AM I
EVERYBODY'S PUNCHING BAG?

- OH, LIKE THAT HURT.
- I ACTUALLY FEEL A BRUISE
COMING ON.

MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
ICE CREAM?

YOU'RE BUYING.

COULDN'T YOU DRAW ME
WITH BIGGER MUSCLES?

( mutters )

SO THIS IS WHAT IS
GOING UP ALL OVER TOWN

BECAUSE, AS IVAN
EXPLAINED TO ME,

YOU COULD NOT GET
THE BILLBOARD ART IN ON TIME.

- RIGHT.
- "RIGHT"? BAY,

WHEN YOU MAKE A COMMITMENT,
YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH
WITH IT, OKAY?

THAT IS HOW THINGS ARE DONE
IN THE REAL WORLD.

YOU KNOW, THIS COULD'VE BEEN
AMAZING EXPOSURE FOR YOU.

- I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
- WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND
OF A TOBY THING?

LIKE YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN MY POLICIES EITHER?

- NO, DAD.
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO AGREE WITH ME,

- BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.
- DAD, THAT'S NOT IT, ALL RIGHT?

I AM EXTREMELY
DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.

IVAN THINKS
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!

I OVERHEARD HIM
AT THE CAMPAIGN OFFICE, AND...

( clears throat )

I DIDN'T WANT MY BILLBOARD
MAKING THINGS WORSE,

AND SO I THOUGHT
IF YOU USED HIS,

IT WOULD GIVE YOU
A BETTER CHANCE AND--

BAY.

I KNOW IVAN THINKS
I CAN'T WIN.

- YOU DO?
- YEAH.

BUT IVAN DOESN'T KNOW
EVERYTHING.

AND I ALWAYS PLAY BETTER
WHEN I'M DOWN,

WHICH IS WHY I WANTED
YOUR ARTWORK AND NOT THIS.

'CAUSE IF I GO DOWN,
I WANNA GO DOWN FIGHTING

WITH SOMETHING
I BELIEVE IN.

SO YOU GENUINELY
LIKED IT.

( laughs )
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

YEAH.

I WISH WAS OLD ENOUGH
TO VOTE FOR YOU.

( chuckles )
ME TOO.

( chuckles )

ME TOO.

( sighs )

( chuckles )

HEY, REGINA.
IS ZANE ON TONIGHT?

UM, NO,
I JUST CAME BY.

DID I LEAVE
MY PHONE HERE?

OH! THAT WAS YOU. YEAH.

MARIO FOUND IT
IN ONE OF THE BOOTHS.

- THANK YOU.
- START THAT NEW JOB?

YEAH.

YOU GOT THAT LOOK
ABOUT YOU LIKE YOU'RE
OUT OF PRACTICE.

HOW'D IT GO?

UHM, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

OH, I'M SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.

YEAH, ME TOO.
IT WAS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY.

- I JUST SCREWED IT UP.
- NOW DON'T BE HARD ON YOURSELF.

( exhales sharply )

YOU GUYS HIRING?

RICK COMES IN AT 10:00.

I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD
FOR YA IF YOU'RE SERIOUS.

IT'S NOT BAD WORK--
PART SERVER, PART SHRINK.

( chuckles )
YOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY.

HEY, YOU SHOULD
STICK AROUND FOR THE BAND.

THE VIOLINIST IS SICK.

MAYBE.
I MEAN, JUST FOR A SET.

GREAT.

( sighs )

HEY.
WHERE'S YOUR CAR?

( sighs )
MORE CAR TROUBLE.

I TOOK A CAB.
THEY DROPPED ME OUT FRONT.

WELL, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,

I HAD
A REALLY CRAPPY DAY, TOO.

SORRY.

I WOULD REALLY LOVE
TO HEAR ABOUT IT,

BUT... I'M NOT FEELING
VERY WELL.

I JUST NEED
TO CRAWL INTO BED.

- OKAY. I HOPE
YOU FEEL BETTER.
- OKAY.

( clears throat )

( kicks )

( door opens )

( door closes )