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[MUSIC]
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I heard magnum condoms are basically same
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size as regular condoms.
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What do you think?
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What else do we believe
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just because of our pain?
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If you grew up, you know
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the book of Mormon is fake.
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You probably believe it was fake cuz
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that's what you were told.
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Magnums are huge.
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My sister said her
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ex-husband is a scary pig.
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He came frighteningly
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big and they wore magnums.
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Sounds made out.
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Elephant trunk.
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That's what she would call it.
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I was watching this video,
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I'm not sure where I saw it.
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It was these two people
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having intercourse sexual,
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intercourse sex, and a
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cameraman filming them,
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like an amateur
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pronounography type thing.
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And the girl in the video was moaning
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loudly, at the typical,
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I assume, in that kind
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of video, just screaming.
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And then all of a sudden,
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off camera in the hallway,
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you hear this Iranian
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yell through the wall.
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"Wake and air you out!"
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And a couple stopped sexy.
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And the love of
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embarrassment and horror on their faces
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was so painful.
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And the porno girl who's
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taking it from behind us,
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so something defiant,
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like good, under her breath.
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You can literally see her soul being
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sucked out of her body.
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Right then and there,
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all of her dignity gone,
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as if realizing for the first time, like,
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wow, this is my life.
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I'm effing a stranger
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on camera for money.
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And I just thought, like,
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wow, that is really poignant.
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Because in that moment, I
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was like, yeah, God's real.
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We have souls.
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It's divine confirmation.
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Do you watch the live?
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No.
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I do not.
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No, I do not.
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[INTERPOSING VOICES]
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No.
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It's OK.
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No, I sit-- no, I'm not.
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I know.
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I'm not.
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I'm not.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I hope this goes well.
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I know it's not a competition, but I
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have about tried to see who
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investigated our admission
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yet.
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Well, it's OK.
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I've only converted,
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like, eight or nine people.
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Eight or nine?
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Balls.
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Anyway, what do you think
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about what I was saying?
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The guano thing?
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Like, how has God shown
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you that the church is true?
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I don't know.
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I haven't really thought about it.
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We know it's true.
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If ye receive no witness until after the
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trial of your baby--
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If ye receive--
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No witness.
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What do we have after this couple again?
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I think we have the
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bald guy we met at Costco.
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OK.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, for every flight upstairs--
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Yeah.
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My husband gets five times higher.
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Hi, good afternoon, man.
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My name is Sister Barnes, and
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this is my companion, Sister
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Pat.
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Are you interested in
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looking about our Savior Jesus
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Christ?
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Hi, good afternoon.
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My name is Sister Barnes, and--
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I feel like we need to think it's, like,
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too high or too low.
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I really like to sing.
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I think you have a beautiful voice.
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I know I don't have a
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beautiful voice, but--
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No, you do.
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You do.
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I enjoy it.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, my gosh.
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I already love these girls.
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Hey.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Hey.
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[BUZZER]
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[SCREAM]
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Sorry.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry.
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Can I get a pic?
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Oh, of course.
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Here.
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Is it true?
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Is what true?
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Do you wear magic underwear?
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What?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'm going to get my milk.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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This is it.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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People think we're weird.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
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That soft rock music
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kind of makes fun of us.
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Can I listen to some of the songs?
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And they're actually pretty funny.
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Anyway, who cares what people think?
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You're awesome.
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Thanks.
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[MUSIC PLAYING] [KNOCKING]
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Hi.
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My name is Sis Gresson.
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Hello.
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Sis Gresson.
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So, can you listen to me?
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Oh, she's in a whole position.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right.
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Let's get you a baptism.
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[KNOCKING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Good afternoon.
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Hi.
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Good afternoon.
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Good afternoon.
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I'm Sister Paxton, and this is my
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companion, Sister Barnes.
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Are you Mr. Reed?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hello, too.
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Hello.
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You are Paxton, you are Barnes.
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No. Paxton.
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Barnes, yes.
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Mr. Reed, it's so nice
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to meet you, finally.
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We were just in the area, and we wanted
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to stop by because you
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mentioned you might be interested in
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learning more about the Church of Jesus
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Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Mr. Reed, we would like to give you this
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booklet, as it will help you
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understand the restoration.
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I actually have one already, but you will
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never have too many.
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It tells you all the ways Heavenly Father
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can reveal His gospel.
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As a part of His plan, God chooses
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prophets such as Adam,
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Noah, Abraham, and Moses.
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Yeah.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Teach about God and receive revelation.
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And they interpret the Word of God and
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preach the gospel to the world.
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And because of apostasy,
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He will not let the gospel.
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You have a girl roommate?
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No, who?
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A roommate.
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We can't come inside unless another woman
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is present, but we can
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stay out here in the dorm.
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Is this for safety?
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We don't mind the rain.
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My wife is home.
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Does that come?
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Yeah, it's perfect.
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When you said roommate, I panicked.
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I've never roomaged since-- anyway, I
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have a soulmate, and that is good enough.
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Yes, that's great.
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We'd love to come in and meet your wife.
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Then come on in.
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OK.
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Do you like pie?
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Yeah.
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My wife has pie in the oven.
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Turkey's so much railing mission.
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People are always picking us treats.
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I never seem to turn them down.
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No, my wife loves to bake.
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May I take your coat?
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I really love pie.
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I am super excited.
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My grandma used to make the best pie.
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OK, well, you and my wife
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are going to go very well.
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Oh, one thing, the walls and
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ceilings have metal in them.
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I hope that's OK.
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No, mine's--
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Good.
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Well, I will go and check on the snacks.
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Make yourself at home.
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Thank you.
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[music playing]
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[music playing]
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My wife is being shy.
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But the pie, the pie is nine.
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She'll have to be in
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the room with us, too.
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Yes, of course, of course, right.
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I understand.
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Please take a seat.
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Come on, come on.
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Let's all help you stay.
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I think it is good to be religious.
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Well, our work here is done.
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No, no, I just want you to
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know that before we start.
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I think that we would
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consider that refreshing to hear.
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But sometimes it feels like maybe
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religion isn't at the center.
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Culture anymore.
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Well, it's fading, isn't it?
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Yeah, over time.
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Mm-hmm.
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OK, are you ready to hear about our
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Heavenly Father's plan for you?
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I am.
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Wait, where are you both from?
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Me, Ogden, Utah.
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One of eight daughters--
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I know, it's his--
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[laughter] And his sister rises from Salt Lake City,
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Philadelphia, originally.
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And you're both raised in a church, yeah.
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Born and raised.
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My mother was a convert,
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so when my dad passed away,
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we auditioned a few different churches
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just to see what was out there
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and see if we still believed in it.
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I know that feeling very well.
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It's so important to
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find your faith in a doctor,
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and you actually believe.
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And that's a very,
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very personal struggle.
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That is a personal challenge that I've
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struggled with for a very,
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very long time.
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You know, what is the one true religion?
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It's funny, Sister Raul was telling us
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that we should prioritize other
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investigators.
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But no, I was just saying, I can tell
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that you are a very spiritually
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curious person.
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And just like Joseph Smith, you know,
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Joseph investigated many different
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denominations--
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Presbyterian, Methodist, Catholicism--
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and none of them quite fit, which is why
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Joseph founded our church.
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As I understand it,
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stop me when I go wrong,
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he was visited in the night
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by an angel called Moroni.
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Moroni.
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I, who showed him where he could locate
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some golden plates near his
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home, his mysterious
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translation of those plates,
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on the basis of this.
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Wow.
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No, you read more than we do.
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No, seriously, we should
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be more like you, Mr. Reed.
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Mr. Reed.
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Hi, smells amazing.
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And now that you've been
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studying the Book of Mormon,
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how does it make you feel?
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Can you guess what
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kind of pie she's making?
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Is it blueberry pie?
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It is blueberry pie.
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I know, but my favorite.
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Going back, can I ask, how
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did your father pass away?
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I'm sorry, actually.
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Blueberry disease?
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Blueberry disease.
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OK, that's wonderful.
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Blueberry disease.
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Who wouldn't want that?
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Lou Gehrig's disease?
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Gehrig's?
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Oh, that's awful.
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I'm so sorry.
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I misheard.
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That is a malicious affliction.
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I thought you were
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making a joke about pie.
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Sorry.
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Have you seen any signs of
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your father since he passed?
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Has he tried to
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communicate with the other sign?
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No.
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That's strange.
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Well, I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry
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about the blueberry mix-up.
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That's OK.
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When I die, I want to
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come back as a butterfly,
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just to follow around the people I love.
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I'll land right on their hand.
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Not their arm, not their
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head, right on their fingertip,
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so they know it's sweet.
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Apologies, that is a foible of the house.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, ladies, I can't see you now.
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I think it is time.
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Time for what?
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Time for pie.
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Pie!
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And time for enlightenment.
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I'm sorry, I should
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have offered you water.
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The word of wisdom forbids caffeine and
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alcohol, doesn't it?
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Well, it doesn't
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specifically mention soda.
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I'm sure it may be healthier to avoid
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caffeine and drinks,
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but we're just not thirsty.
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How do you feel about awkward questions?
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The mean?
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No, I want to ask an
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awkward and icky question,
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an insensitive question that I think will
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add depth to our conversation
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very quickly before the sun goes down and
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we're gone for the evening.
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But only if you're comfortable with that.
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Well, we won't know if we're comfortable
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until you ask, so...
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Fair point.
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Maybe you just ask him.
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If you don't ask, I'm going to leave here
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wondering what we missed out on.
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Very well.
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My question is this.
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And now I feel built up to...
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Should I request a drumroll?
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I'm going to request a drumroll.
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A drumroll, please. Ladies.
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Keep going, keep going, keep going.
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Yes, more, more, more.
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Now, my question is how
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do you feel about polygamy?
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How do you feel about the concept of a
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man having multiple wives?
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I mean, it's not for me.
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Are you asking from a
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biblical perspective?
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Mormonism has a controversial history
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with the misogynist practice of men
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claiming multiple wives,
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but I am fascinated by the
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idea of modern revelation,
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which was used to erase this behaviour from the Church in
1890.
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I just think that's
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worthy of conversation.
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And what I mean by that is that we're
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discussing a church that decided that a
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controversial practice was
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a state of its reputation
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and an actual entrance to recruiting new
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members, and so it is "revernation".
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Word of God told them to the prophet to
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banish a provocative religious pillow
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that seemed unsavory
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at contemporary times.
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Yeah, I know that it may
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be difficult to understand,
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but polygamy was a spiritual mission
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needed at the time in order to grow the
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ranks of our membership in the wake of
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much hardship and bloodshed.
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A man having plural wives spent more
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babies to help the community grow.
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Yeah, it's sketch for sure.
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It was removed from the Church not just
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because it was grotesque or
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controversial, but just
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because it wasn't necessary anymore.
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You see, I worry, and
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forgive my loud language,
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I worry that Joseph Smith used the
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concept of polygamy to legitimise his
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affairs with other women.
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I worry that Joseph's wife, Emma Smith,
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was upset when he slept with any elger
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there, a 16-year-old, my head.
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I worry that he formulated a plan to use
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revelation for consequence-free sex in
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the aftermath of that, in
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discretion, and others like it.
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With great power comes
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great responsibility.
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Spider-Man.
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Voltaire.
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Right.
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I guess what I've imposed to the room is
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my concern that polygamy has
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no spiritual bearing whatsoever.
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That is somewhat of a
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distortion, I think.
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The Church's own history corroborates and
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implies this cynical,
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brainwashing, and acting.
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Is that true?
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I'm sorry, I'm not sure
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where you're getting this.
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If revelation by God is filtered through
00:20:06.250 --> 00:20:09.958
man, and man is flawed, and man sins, and
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man lies, then how do
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we know any of it's true?
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We know it's true because
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of how it makes us feel.
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Bingo! That's exactly right. That's
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exactly right. Couldn't agree more. It's
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our personal relationship
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with God, which matters.
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Let's talk with our bishop about some of
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the points you're raising.
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Question. What's your
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favourite fast food?
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Master the
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Why don't we talk about Taco Bell?
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We have to talk about Taco Bell to talk
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about why we don't talk about Taco Bell.
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Alright, so Burger King is number one.
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I think it's trash.
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Right. Not Jack in the Box.
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Taco Wendy's.
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Blanket support.
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Good. Wendy's it is.
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Do you know I've never had a Wendy.
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I came out wrong.
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That's okay.
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So when I started studying theology, the
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last thing I wanted to
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do was find the Wendy.
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The Wendy's of religions.
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I was just writing a research paper for a
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college class and I was
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content with doubling.
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So some like luggage here.
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BK Whopper over there.
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Whatever fit the mood.
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As I studied the
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genres, my D.B.K. in and out,
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i.e. Mormonism,
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Scientology, Islam, Buddhism,
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and I got closer to God
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through genre and rigorous study.
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As I worked on my personal relationship
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with Heavenly Father and
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I think strengthened it.
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Do you know what I found?
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More you know, the less you know.
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By the time I was 50, I was malnourished
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from the fast food of religion I've been
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packing into my brain.
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That's part of the decade.
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Every sect, cult, creed, denomination,
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all claimed to be the one true doctrine.
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And yet none seemed true
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and held under the microscope.
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I wonder what else was out there.
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I promise you, the last thing I wanted to
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do was find the one true religion.
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But unfortunately I did.
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[music]
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Can we meet your wife, please?
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Of course, yes.
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She just has to be present and
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we want to meet her, as well.
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Sorry, I'll go ask.
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[music]
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Sister Barnes, I don't know.
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I don't want to speak him, but we should
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wrap this. Any messages?
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Nothing.
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Okay, um, let's just
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politely wrap this and hide back.
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Just for highlights.
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[music]
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[music]
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And she is finally ready.
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Sorry about that.
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Come on through, she's eager to meet you.
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Well, this way.
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One moment, Mr. Reid. We're just getting
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a call from the Relief Society president.
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We'll go right there.
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Hi, this is Sister Barnes.
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Thank you.
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She'll be here now.
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Yes.
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[music]
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What is it?
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Our bikes.
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Yeah.
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Locked outside.
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Yes, it goes.
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The bike lock is at my goal.
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So we need our guns.
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Yeah.
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I don't know, do we?
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Back without cones and
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bikes, what is that? Two miles?
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No, like, it's four.
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It's a little over the top.
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I'm fine, I'm fine, I walk here.
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It's stuck.
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Okay, I'm good.
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I got a whole water line here.
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[music]
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[music]
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Is he still there?
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You're a thief.
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Are you sure?
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Should we ask your bro?
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No.
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Can you fit through this?
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You're crazy.
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No, just try Sister, okay?
00:27:09.042 --> 00:27:10.375
Or, the elves are getting you just so
00:27:10.458 --> 00:27:12.083
they know where we are.
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It's not going through.
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It's a storm, keep trying.
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Okay.
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[music]
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No, we have to go.
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I'm...
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It'll be fine.
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[music]
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[music] [music]
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Mr. Reid?
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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And there they are, welcome.
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Mr. Brady, I've been too
00:30:03.458 --> 00:30:04.542
generous with your time.
00:30:04.792 --> 00:30:06.500
Sister Paxson and I were just saying what
00:30:06.583 --> 00:30:07.583
a pleasure it's been.
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But we just got off the phone with Sister
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Hall and she needs us
00:30:11.542 --> 00:30:12.625
to return to the church.
00:30:13.125 --> 00:30:14.208
Oh, wonderful.
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I won't keep you if you wish to leave.
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We've been summoned back.
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Dammit, dammit, because we were just getting started.
00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:27.708
But you know, you have been thinking that
00:30:27.792 --> 00:30:28.458
maybe you are onto
00:30:28.542 --> 00:30:29.500
something with your visit.
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I've been impressed, but I understand.
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Yeah, your coats are here
00:30:36.500 --> 00:30:37.958
hanging on the back of the pew.
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Excuse me one moment.
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[music]
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[music]
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:29.958
[music]
00:31:30.042 --> 00:31:35.292
So, we just need your help with the door.
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It's a little tricky.
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:38.250
Sorry?
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I think your door is
00:31:40.250 --> 00:31:41.333
a bit stuck out there.
00:31:42.250 --> 00:31:43.083
The door won't open.
00:31:44.292 --> 00:31:45.792
The front door?
00:31:45.875 --> 00:31:47.000
The front door won't open again.
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It opened when we came in.
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:54.000
Maybe if you unlock it, it will open?
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I understand what you're asking me, but
00:31:56.292 --> 00:31:59.917
the deadbolts are on a timer.
00:32:00.417 --> 00:32:02.708
I got carried away with our conversation.
00:32:02.958 --> 00:32:04.583
I didn't realise the brace had been set.
00:32:04.667 --> 00:32:05.917
I should have pulled the pin when you
00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:07.250
came in, but I forgot.
00:32:07.500 --> 00:32:10.500
So, if you are now regrettably ready to
00:32:10.583 --> 00:32:12.042
leave, you'll have to exit
00:32:12.125 --> 00:32:13.042
through the back of my house.
00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:17.667
Where? Just through here.
00:32:20.667 --> 00:32:22.750
Well, can you just unlock the front one,
00:32:22.833 --> 00:32:25.208
please? We would like to go that way.
00:32:25.542 --> 00:32:27.458
So we don't get turned around and
00:32:27.542 --> 00:32:28.708
confused when we get outside?
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:32.292
Yeah, it won't open again till morning.
00:32:38.083 --> 00:32:39.458
Please, sir?
00:32:39.875 --> 00:32:41.292
Oh, I'm sorry. I promise you,
00:32:41.375 --> 00:32:42.625
it's safe to leave this way.
00:32:48.458 --> 00:32:50.875
It's a little unusual to have
00:32:50.958 --> 00:32:54.583
a door that unlocks on a timer.
00:32:55.583 --> 00:32:58.167
Yes, I was either.
00:32:59.917 --> 00:33:01.792
And it's a little unusual
00:33:01.875 --> 00:33:03.375
that it can't be unlocked.
00:33:04.208 --> 00:33:06.958
No, I know. I am self-aware enough to
00:33:07.042 --> 00:33:10.667
know how this might look, older man to
00:33:10.750 --> 00:33:10.958
young women in his house.
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:14.292
But I assure you, you are welcome to
00:33:14.375 --> 00:33:15.917
leave through the back.
00:33:16.125 --> 00:33:17.875
You saw my house from the outside room.
00:33:18.500 --> 00:33:19.417
Right, and so you know it's tiny
00:33:19.500 --> 00:33:20.083
footprint, but back of
00:33:20.167 --> 00:33:21.125
my house is just there.
00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:26.458
Anyway, I will leave you space to make
00:33:26.542 --> 00:33:27.917
your decision, for you.
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:28.708
Yeah.
00:33:39.125 --> 00:33:42.833
To clarify, I am trying, have been trying
00:33:42.917 --> 00:33:45.125
very hard to make it a point not to
00:33:45.208 --> 00:33:46.750
pressure you, so you shouldn't even feel
00:33:46.833 --> 00:33:49.500
the need to fabricate a story about
00:33:49.583 --> 00:33:50.458
someone from your ward
00:33:50.542 --> 00:33:51.417
calling you to leave.
00:33:51.583 --> 00:33:53.958
It's perfectly fine. Leave what you want.
00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:56.625
It wasn't an excuse.
00:33:57.000 --> 00:33:58.250
They do need us back.
00:33:58.583 --> 00:34:00.333
Oh, I know. But you're saying you took a
00:34:00.417 --> 00:34:01.375
call with someone from your ward.
00:34:01.583 --> 00:34:02.625
Yeah, a moment ago.
00:34:03.458 --> 00:34:04.875
But when you came inside, I asked if you
00:34:04.958 --> 00:34:05.833
were okay with the metal in
00:34:05.917 --> 00:34:06.583
the walls and the ceilings.
00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:09.875
What do you mean?
00:34:11.125 --> 00:34:12.833
I mean that the metal obstructs
00:34:12.917 --> 00:34:14.208
self-affing signals, so I do know you
00:34:14.292 --> 00:34:17.333
didn't take a call. But just to be clear,
00:34:17.958 --> 00:34:18.917
so you're comfortable.
00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:22.083
It is totally fine for you to leave on
00:34:22.167 --> 00:34:23.792
your own accord. You never need to feel
00:34:23.875 --> 00:34:27.625
like you have to make excuses or tell me
00:34:27.708 --> 00:34:30.125
a little bit of white light.
00:34:34.250 --> 00:34:41.208
So which door takes us outside?
00:34:43.250 --> 00:34:44.708
Do you have a preference?
00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:48.000
Why would I have preference?
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:50.167
We have a preference?
00:34:50.833 --> 00:34:52.000
That is a fair question.
00:34:54.792 --> 00:34:56.333
That would be completely weird. But can
00:34:56.417 --> 00:34:59.333
your wife please just step in the room,
00:34:59.417 --> 00:35:01.250
say hello, and walk us to the back of the
00:35:01.333 --> 00:35:03.250
house. I'm not trying to be silly. I
00:35:03.333 --> 00:35:05.417
promise I'm really not. But there are
00:35:05.500 --> 00:35:06.792
rules we follow, and we
00:35:06.875 --> 00:35:07.875
were upfront with them.
00:35:09.875 --> 00:35:10.000
I would ask.
00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:22.000
Can I ask you a question first?
00:35:26.208 --> 00:35:30.708
Do you still believe that
00:35:30.792 --> 00:35:32.000
my wife is in the next room?
00:35:34.083 --> 00:35:35.875
Despite all the evidence, to the
00:35:35.958 --> 00:35:38.708
contrary, the scented candle, the absence
00:35:38.792 --> 00:35:40.625
of an oven with blue brick pie,
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:45.458
or have you been politely indulging a
00:35:45.542 --> 00:35:47.250
lie? If you still believe that she's in
00:35:47.333 --> 00:35:49.500
there, I'll go ask. But it's something I
00:35:49.583 --> 00:35:51.125
want you to think about, and maybe think
00:35:51.208 --> 00:35:53.625
about in the context of your beliefs.
00:35:55.500 --> 00:35:57.917
Do you believe in God? Because somebody
00:35:58.000 --> 00:36:00.083
told you at an impressionable age that
00:36:00.167 --> 00:36:02.667
God is real, despite having doubts, as
00:36:02.750 --> 00:36:06.000
you got older, despite seeing evidence to
00:36:06.083 --> 00:36:06.917
the contrary your whole lives.
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:08.708
When your father lost control of his
00:36:08.792 --> 00:36:10.833
body, did you think it was God's plan to
00:36:10.917 --> 00:36:13.750
ruin his life? Or did you go on believing
00:36:13.833 --> 00:36:16.125
something that you know is not true, just
00:36:16.208 --> 00:36:17.583
to give you comfort because you were
00:36:17.667 --> 00:36:18.375
afraid of what it might
00:36:18.458 --> 00:36:20.250
mean if it was all a lie?
00:36:22.917 --> 00:36:24.875
I put the scented candle on the table
00:36:24.958 --> 00:36:27.417
because I wanted you to think about the
00:36:27.500 --> 00:36:29.125
things that you believe just because
00:36:29.208 --> 00:36:31.000
somebody asked you to believe them.
00:36:39.292 --> 00:36:41.125
Can I use your phone, please?
00:36:43.417 --> 00:36:44.583
I don't have a phone.
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:56.833
You have a really beautiful home,
00:36:57.292 --> 00:37:00.625
mystery. It's like a church in here. Did
00:37:00.708 --> 00:37:01.458
you build it yourself?
00:37:03.083 --> 00:37:04.000
My wife built it.
00:37:13.208 --> 00:37:15.500
We're going to leave through the bathroom
00:37:15.583 --> 00:37:17.792
house. Now is that okay?
00:37:18.208 --> 00:37:18.500
Of course.
00:37:21.667 --> 00:37:22.458
Just like you said, it's
00:37:22.542 --> 00:37:25.125
okay and we can leave. Right?
00:37:25.500 --> 00:37:25.958
That's right.
00:37:45.417 --> 00:37:51.583
Why is it?
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:52.167
Where is it?
00:38:02.958 --> 00:38:04.042
Sister Prince.
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:20.625
It's amazing.
00:38:23.042 --> 00:38:26.333
It doesn't look like this goes outside.
00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:24.042
I think that you can tell that we're
00:39:24.125 --> 00:39:27.375
regrettably uncomfortable with this
00:39:27.458 --> 00:39:28.500
situation here tonight.
00:39:30.458 --> 00:39:32.667
I'm sorry, but didn't you just say a
00:39:32.750 --> 00:39:33.625
moment ago that you saw
00:39:33.708 --> 00:39:34.667
the outside of my house?
00:39:36.042 --> 00:39:38.458
So then you clearly saw the back of my
00:39:38.542 --> 00:39:39.292
house over Hangsah
00:39:39.375 --> 00:39:41.958
Hill, so you would know that
00:39:42.042 --> 00:39:43.167
you have to go dooden
00:39:43.250 --> 00:39:46.833
in order to go boot.
00:39:47.667 --> 00:39:52.125
I think it would be best for you and for
00:39:52.208 --> 00:39:53.542
all of us if you could
00:39:53.625 --> 00:39:55.000
help us go home, because
00:39:55.083 --> 00:39:58.292
this state president, he knows where we
00:39:58.375 --> 00:39:59.458
are in the ward, mission
00:39:59.542 --> 00:40:02.458
is now, they'll be expecting
00:40:02.792 --> 00:40:03.167
us.
00:40:04.292 --> 00:40:05.000
And there were witnesses,
00:40:05.375 --> 00:40:06.208
weren't there sister Barnes?
00:40:06.833 --> 00:40:08.250
On a regular, he passed a police officer.
00:40:08.333 --> 00:40:08.792
Oh, police?
00:40:09.292 --> 00:40:10.958
I promise you, you're getting way, way,
00:40:11.042 --> 00:40:12.667
way, way too worked up.
00:40:13.250 --> 00:40:13.458
Right.
00:40:14.875 --> 00:40:15.708
But I think that we're scared
00:40:15.792 --> 00:40:18.458
because you lied to us earlier.
00:40:18.750 --> 00:40:19.250
You want me to help?
00:40:23.125 --> 00:40:24.500
You asked me earlier if you should have a
00:40:24.583 --> 00:40:25.500
preference between the doors.
00:40:25.875 --> 00:40:27.667
I think you should, and I think it's
00:40:27.750 --> 00:40:28.417
something you should
00:40:28.500 --> 00:40:30.083
consider very carefully and then
00:40:30.167 --> 00:40:31.667
make the right decision.
00:40:32.083 --> 00:40:33.958
Do you want me to help you?
00:40:38.125 --> 00:40:38.417
Yes.
00:40:39.542 --> 00:40:39.875
Okay.
00:40:40.625 --> 00:40:41.083
Then please.
00:40:41.958 --> 00:40:44.500
Come and stand here.
00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:45.292
Look up.
00:40:46.958 --> 00:40:47.167
15.
00:40:48.375 --> 00:40:48.792
That's it.
00:40:50.708 --> 00:40:54.958
It's a simple choice, but
00:40:55.042 --> 00:40:56.875
it should not be made simply.
00:41:00.375 --> 00:41:02.208
I need you to reflect very, very deeply
00:41:02.292 --> 00:41:03.958
and then make a sincere decision.
00:41:12.167 --> 00:41:15.500
Have you ever played the
00:41:15.583 --> 00:41:17.458
Parker Brothers game Monopoly?
00:41:19.458 --> 00:41:21.792
Monopoly is currently
00:41:21.875 --> 00:41:23.875
published in 47 languages.
00:41:24.583 --> 00:41:27.875
They sell it in over 114 countries.
00:41:46.542 --> 00:41:52.833
They say over a billion people have
00:41:52.917 --> 00:41:54.542
played the Monopoly, but
00:41:54.625 --> 00:41:56.042
I'm guessing that only a
00:41:56.125 --> 00:41:57.083
fraction of that billion
00:41:57.167 --> 00:41:58.500
have actually finished it.
00:41:58.917 --> 00:42:02.458
Maybe that reminds you of something else.
00:42:03.500 --> 00:42:03.958
Just as all.
00:42:05.792 --> 00:42:07.292
This is what most people
00:42:07.375 --> 00:42:08.708
mean when they hear Monopoly.
00:42:08.792 --> 00:42:11.458
There is the future avatars.
00:42:11.708 --> 00:42:12.500
Everyone has their favorite.
00:42:12.708 --> 00:42:13.958
I shall not tell you mine.
00:42:14.542 --> 00:42:14.750
No.
00:42:15.250 --> 00:42:17.167
There's the Bastel money in various
00:42:17.250 --> 00:42:20.125
denominations and of course the jail.
00:42:21.042 --> 00:42:23.375
Now, this next part is very important.
00:42:24.750 --> 00:42:27.875
Have you ever played the 1904 board game
00:42:27.958 --> 00:42:30.208
called the Landlord's Game?
00:42:31.208 --> 00:42:33.667
It is very nearly identical to Monopoly
00:42:33.750 --> 00:42:35.792
in every fundamental way.
00:42:35.875 --> 00:42:36.500
There's the jail.
00:42:36.875 --> 00:42:37.708
There's free parking.
00:42:37.792 --> 00:42:39.458
There's fines and fees.
00:42:39.542 --> 00:42:40.667
There's penalties for landing on other
00:42:40.750 --> 00:42:41.458
people's properties and
00:42:41.542 --> 00:42:42.875
the ultimate goal of forming.
00:42:43.125 --> 00:42:44.458
Monopoly is to force your
00:42:44.542 --> 00:42:45.625
opponent out of the game.
00:42:46.417 --> 00:42:48.417
What do games have to do with us leaving?
00:42:50.083 --> 00:42:50.583
Everything.
00:42:52.500 --> 00:42:55.083
The Landlord's Game was designed by
00:42:55.167 --> 00:42:56.792
American feminist President of Meggy
00:42:56.875 --> 00:42:58.000
almost three decades
00:42:58.083 --> 00:43:00.042
before a heater salesman from
00:43:00.125 --> 00:43:01.833
Philadelphia, Susan Barton,
00:43:02.167 --> 00:43:03.625
changed the name to Monopoly
00:43:03.792 --> 00:43:05.542
and sold the concept as his
00:43:05.625 --> 00:43:07.375
own to Parker Brothers in 1935.
00:43:07.708 --> 00:43:09.333
This chap was called Charles Darrow who
00:43:09.417 --> 00:43:10.542
would not become the first millionaire
00:43:10.625 --> 00:43:12.167
game designer in the history of the world
00:43:12.250 --> 00:43:14.167
while poor old Elizabeth Meggy died
00:43:14.250 --> 00:43:15.625
without ever being credited for the
00:43:15.708 --> 00:43:18.333
impact she had on American culture.
00:43:19.708 --> 00:43:19.917
Free.
00:43:23.375 --> 00:43:26.667
I'm talking to iterations.
00:43:29.625 --> 00:43:30.875
I need you to have a very basic
00:43:30.958 --> 00:43:34.125
understanding of iterating because I'm
00:43:34.208 --> 00:43:34.792
going to make a very
00:43:34.875 --> 00:43:36.375
disturbing play tonight.
00:43:39.417 --> 00:43:41.583
It will make your stomach sink a little
00:43:41.667 --> 00:43:43.917
and your hearts beat faster.
00:43:44.667 --> 00:43:49.667
It will make you think it may even, I'm
00:43:49.750 --> 00:43:51.875
very sorry, make you want to die.
00:43:58.792 --> 00:43:59.333
Nothing.
00:44:10.708 --> 00:44:20.833
Have you heard this song before?
00:44:23.333 --> 00:44:24.708
You just played it.
00:44:24.792 --> 00:44:26.500
I have you before tonight.
00:44:29.292 --> 00:44:29.708
I disagree.
00:44:30.542 --> 00:44:31.958
I think you've heard it many, many times
00:44:32.042 --> 00:44:34.250
before but we will come back to that.
00:44:34.917 --> 00:44:36.708
You are, you not monotheistic?
00:44:38.167 --> 00:44:40.000
You may believe in Heavenly Father, yes.
00:44:40.750 --> 00:44:42.667
There are three major,
00:44:42.750 --> 00:44:44.042
untheistic religions.
00:44:44.667 --> 00:44:47.042
Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
00:44:48.083 --> 00:44:49.875
I call them the big three.
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:54.875
Judaism, i.e. the original edition,
00:44:55.958 --> 00:44:58.125
Christianity, i.e. the most
00:44:58.208 --> 00:44:59.917
popular edition, and Islam.
00:45:01.458 --> 00:45:04.417
The newer, second most popular edition.
00:45:06.333 --> 00:45:07.958
May I see your Book of Mormon, please?
00:45:10.375 --> 00:45:10.875
I'll give it back.
00:45:13.458 --> 00:45:13.917
Thank you.
00:45:14.792 --> 00:45:20.000
Many after 800 years, this Mormonism,
00:45:21.333 --> 00:45:25.042
i.e. the Zaini regional spin-off edition.
00:45:30.958 --> 00:45:32.958
These are all iterations
00:45:33.042 --> 00:45:35.333
of the same source material.
00:45:37.125 --> 00:45:39.833
These texts share many of the same
00:45:39.917 --> 00:45:41.833
characters and histories all be presented
00:45:41.917 --> 00:45:43.208
with different meanings and perspectives.
00:45:43.792 --> 00:45:48.458
So, no, I will not accept that you stand
00:45:48.542 --> 00:45:49.958
there and tell me that you never heard
00:45:50.042 --> 00:45:51.542
the air that I breathe by the hollers
00:45:51.625 --> 00:45:53.667
when I know that you have heard "croup".
00:45:54.583 --> 00:45:55.375
I'm in your head.
00:45:56.625 --> 00:45:57.250
Oh, yes, you have.
00:45:58.125 --> 00:45:58.917
Come on.
00:45:59.667 --> 00:46:03.542
Hurdle the creep, huh? I'm a widow.
00:46:05.250 --> 00:46:07.917
Okay. What the hell am I doing here?
00:46:08.917 --> 00:46:10.667
I know these are things you're thinking
00:46:10.750 --> 00:46:11.625
right now but they're also
00:46:11.708 --> 00:46:12.708
lyrics you recognize, yes?
00:46:12.792 --> 00:46:16.667
Yes. The Hollies filed a plagiarism
00:46:16.750 --> 00:46:18.500
lawsuit against Radiohead which they
00:46:18.583 --> 00:46:20.208
later settled by proving that the melody
00:46:20.292 --> 00:46:21.958
and rhythm of the air that
00:46:22.042 --> 00:46:23.292
I breathe appear in "Creep".
00:46:23.958 --> 00:46:24.833
How old are you, 19 or
00:46:24.917 --> 00:46:26.250
20? Something like that.
00:46:26.667 --> 00:46:28.542
Okay, so maybe you know Lana Del Rey, who
00:46:28.625 --> 00:46:30.625
remarkably was sued by Radiohead for
00:46:30.708 --> 00:46:31.792
plagiarizing "Creep" in
00:46:31.875 --> 00:46:34.750
her 2017 song "Get Free".
00:46:35.875 --> 00:46:40.667
" iterations over time diluting the
00:46:40.750 --> 00:46:44.625
message obscuring the original".
00:46:47.542 --> 00:46:51.958
"Tudism" is the OG monotheistic religion.
00:46:52.917 --> 00:46:55.333
It's showed by a wide margin of the most
00:46:55.417 --> 00:46:57.708
number of practicing members and yet it
00:46:57.792 --> 00:46:59.542
makes up only 0.2% of
00:46:59.625 --> 00:47:00.417
the world's population.
00:47:00.792 --> 00:47:03.708
Why is that? Why is the original less
00:47:03.792 --> 00:47:07.208
popular than "Iniserations" if any? Less
00:47:07.292 --> 00:47:08.167
true than the others?
00:47:09.792 --> 00:47:11.833
Are we talking about
00:47:11.917 --> 00:47:13.708
relation or board games or music?
00:47:14.375 --> 00:47:18.375
Yes. It has the fewest members because it
00:47:18.458 --> 00:47:19.833
doesn't advertise. It
00:47:19.917 --> 00:47:20.750
doesn't have people like you.
00:47:21.708 --> 00:47:23.958
Knocking on doors, selling people a
00:47:24.042 --> 00:47:24.833
better life, a better
00:47:24.917 --> 00:47:26.000
board game, a better song.
00:47:26.958 --> 00:47:28.750
Do you know what I'm saying?
00:47:30.125 --> 00:47:32.125
Are the missionaries ready to sell people
00:47:32.208 --> 00:47:33.042
for an organisation?
00:47:34.458 --> 00:47:36.292
The product you're selling is an idea.
00:47:36.375 --> 00:47:37.667
You knock on my door and you sell, maybe
00:47:37.750 --> 00:47:39.083
I buy, maybe I don't buy.
00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:40.917
Put in the rules of engagement when I
00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:42.167
invite you into my house.
00:47:42.958 --> 00:47:44.792
We are negotiating a
00:47:44.875 --> 00:47:46.667
transaction of ideologies.
00:47:48.625 --> 00:47:52.417
What I'm trying to say to you tonight is
00:47:52.500 --> 00:47:53.583
that I have an idea which I
00:47:53.667 --> 00:47:56.000
would like to sell to you.
00:48:17.792 --> 00:48:19.083
[Door slams shut]
00:48:30.792 --> 00:48:33.833
My argument is that the holy texts which
00:48:33.917 --> 00:48:36.125
we revere are just mythological
00:48:36.208 --> 00:48:38.917
iterations of stories which ancient
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:39.792
people have been telling
00:48:39.875 --> 00:48:40.708
each other for centuries.
00:48:40.792 --> 00:48:42.458
[Door slams shut]
00:48:44.958 --> 00:48:46.583
They're not true or real in any literal
00:48:46.667 --> 00:48:50.042
sense. They are merely a
00:48:50.125 --> 00:48:52.208
contrary to a more ancient truth.
00:48:52.792 --> 00:49:01.708
[Door slams shut]
00:49:01.792 --> 00:49:06.708
The story of a savior who was born to a
00:49:06.792 --> 00:49:09.542
virgin, who could perform miracles and
00:49:09.625 --> 00:49:11.000
who supernaturally resurrected,
00:49:12.167 --> 00:49:14.583
was a very popular story for at least a
00:49:14.667 --> 00:49:18.333
thousand years before Jesus was born.
00:49:18.792 --> 00:49:21.000
One of my black hair was a
00:49:21.083 --> 00:49:23.458
grenade, both dressed similar.
00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:25.458
No, never a sapphire.
00:49:28.417 --> 00:49:30.292
Mithras performed miracles. He was marked
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by the sign of the cross.
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Oras walked on water, was
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crucified, had twelve disciples.
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Krishna, as he was a carpenter, born to a
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virgin, baptized in the river, rose from
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the dead, and ascended into heaven.
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This little gallery depicts twelve gods
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who were born on December the 25th, all
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of whom predate the existence of Jesus.
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I am sorry, but it is impossible to
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ignore the influence of
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one narrative upon another,
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or to ignore the fact that all these
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stories iterate into...
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Star Wars, Episode 1, The Phantom Menace.
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Can you imagine thousands of years from
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now, people accepting Jar Jar as a
00:50:14.125 --> 00:50:15.417
significant religious figure?
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But you're a virgin?
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Jar Jar. Jar Jar Binks.
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Jar Jar, excuse me.
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Never mind.
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It is all terrifying, isn't it? I'm sorry.
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It is. It is all.
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Scary.
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I'm scared.
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I'm scared just
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saying it out loud, really.
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[knocking]
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If God is real, that he watches one may
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masturbate, and he has such a fragile ego
00:51:13.167 --> 00:51:15.167
that he only helps us when we beg him and
00:51:15.250 --> 00:51:16.125
shower him with praise,
00:51:16.208 --> 00:51:17.833
and he hates gay people for being what he
00:51:17.917 --> 00:51:19.708
made them to be, well, that's terrifying.
00:51:19.792 --> 00:51:28.083
[knocking]
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If there's no God, then we're just horny
00:51:31.542 --> 00:51:33.083
microscopic, anstulating on a rock
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through space with no divine purpose and
00:51:34.958 --> 00:51:36.500
no hope to achieve eternal life well.
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That's terrifying too.
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Either the church is true, or it is a
00:51:44.208 --> 00:51:45.375
fraud. It is the
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church and kingdom of God.
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Already there's nothing.
00:51:49.375 --> 00:51:49.958
You agree with that?
00:51:51.750 --> 00:51:53.083
Would it help if I told you this is
00:51:53.167 --> 00:51:54.750
Gordon B. Hinckley, the 15th president of
00:51:54.833 --> 00:51:56.083
your church? You agree with Gordon?
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Yes.
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Put your mind.
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So either it is all true
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or none of it's true. Yes?
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Yes.
00:52:06.292 --> 00:52:10.167
Then I want you to choose which door to
00:52:10.250 --> 00:52:10.750
go through based on your faith.
00:52:11.792 --> 00:52:17.750
Are you asking us for us to deliberate
00:52:17.833 --> 00:52:19.917
our belief in the church factor, which
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:21.542
will correspond to what's going on?
00:52:21.625 --> 00:52:22.500
I'm asking you to choose
00:52:22.583 --> 00:52:27.083
between belief and disbelief.
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My own claim is that all 10,000
00:52:31.208 --> 00:52:32.958
verifiable religions that exist in the
00:52:33.042 --> 00:52:34.708
world today are as artificial as the symbolic church you're
currently standing in.
00:52:34.792 --> 00:52:42.000
It is fast. There is nothing holy here.
00:52:42.833 --> 00:52:46.917
Your religious text is mere ornament, as
00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:48.458
hollow and as capitalistic
00:52:48.542 --> 00:52:48.792
as these ridiculous games.
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I want you to know what is going to
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happen to us before we choose.
00:53:24.875 --> 00:53:26.625
I don't even know how to begin to answer
00:53:26.708 --> 00:53:28.500
that question if it hasn't happened yet.
00:53:29.750 --> 00:53:33.500
Wow, Mr. Reid, you've introduced a lot of
00:53:33.583 --> 00:53:38.083
interesting points. I think we can admit
00:53:38.167 --> 00:53:40.250
that you're a very smart man and we still
00:53:40.333 --> 00:53:41.250
have a lot to learn.
00:53:41.958 --> 00:53:44.708
So in fact, I would like to agree that
00:53:44.792 --> 00:53:49.042
you've convinced us and we'd like to lead
00:53:49.125 --> 00:53:49.833
through the disbelief
00:53:49.917 --> 00:53:51.875
door and go home now.
00:53:53.292 --> 00:53:53.792
Right, Sister Barnes?
00:53:58.792 --> 00:54:06.458
Sister? Sister Barnes? I think we should
00:54:06.542 --> 00:54:08.250
listen to our super-made
00:54:08.333 --> 00:54:10.500
thoughtful host choose the right.
00:54:11.167 --> 00:54:13.333
You know, choose the right?
00:54:14.167 --> 00:54:15.125
They taught us in primaries?
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What did you say to him? We're just not
00:54:20.708 --> 00:54:21.542
going to let us go just
00:54:21.625 --> 00:54:22.708
because we admit he's right.
00:54:22.792 --> 00:54:25.875
Let's just get out of here while our host
00:54:25.958 --> 00:54:28.000
is being gracious enough to let us leave.
00:54:29.417 --> 00:54:30.792
I think that we're being studied.
00:54:33.542 --> 00:54:35.375
I think he wants to learn something about
00:54:35.458 --> 00:54:37.458
us based on which door we open.
00:54:42.750 --> 00:54:43.250
Is that the game?
00:54:45.625 --> 00:54:47.042
Someone scratches their neck and he's
00:54:47.125 --> 00:54:50.000
watching. We say the wrong thing and he
00:54:50.083 --> 00:54:50.708
stumbles on his words.
00:54:50.792 --> 00:54:52.917
He has a flame flickers and it captures
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.542
his attention. What
00:54:55.625 --> 00:54:56.917
have you been looking for?
00:54:59.042 --> 00:55:03.833
What have you found? If I'm right, then
00:55:03.917 --> 00:55:06.042
the only thing that matters right now is
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what we actually believe.
00:55:06.792 --> 00:55:13.750
Yeah, because I think your rhetoric is
00:55:13.833 --> 00:55:16.167
thin. Your garage sale board gave
00:55:16.250 --> 00:55:17.583
metaphors kind of offensive.
00:55:18.958 --> 00:55:21.417
I mean, you ask why Judaism only makes up
00:55:21.500 --> 00:55:23.833
0.2% of the world's population but didn't
00:55:23.917 --> 00:55:25.125
even pause for the Holocaust.
00:55:26.000 --> 00:55:27.625
You make no acknowledgment of the
00:55:27.708 --> 00:55:29.417
religious persecution Jewish people have
00:55:29.500 --> 00:55:31.417
faced. You just use it as a setup to a
00:55:31.500 --> 00:55:31.750
punchline about missionaries.
00:55:32.792 --> 00:55:35.000
And then you skip over the fact that none
00:55:35.083 --> 00:55:36.958
of this addresses Islam as Muslims don't
00:55:37.042 --> 00:55:38.417
even believe Christ was resurrected.
00:55:39.125 --> 00:55:40.208
And then you point out all the
00:55:40.292 --> 00:55:42.125
similarities these mythological gods have
00:55:42.208 --> 00:55:43.875
with Jesus but breeze over the many
00:55:43.958 --> 00:55:45.083
glaring differences.
00:55:45.500 --> 00:55:46.708
One of these guys has
00:55:46.792 --> 00:55:48.500
a freaking bird head.
00:55:51.208 --> 00:55:55.458
I don't think that my point of view fits
00:55:55.542 --> 00:55:56.708
into belief or disbelief.
00:55:56.792 --> 00:56:00.167
I think there's an entire spectrum that
00:56:00.250 --> 00:56:01.708
you came this neglecting.
00:56:04.792 --> 00:56:05.208
So it doesn't matter
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what I believe, does it?
00:56:10.792 --> 00:56:12.667
Sister Paxton, do you believe in God?
00:56:14.208 --> 00:56:14.417
Yes.
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But let's leave through here.
00:56:19.625 --> 00:56:22.542
Let's be honest and sincere in that God
00:56:22.625 --> 00:56:23.792
to solve what happens next for us.
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Okay, everybody. Now, thank you for all
00:56:42.250 --> 00:56:43.667
your mentorship and thank
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you for letting us leave.
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Sister, it's okay. I'm going to step out
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of time. We'll go slow.
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(ominous music)
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Mrs. Rink, say you.
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(ominous music)
01:01:50.292 --> 01:01:51.292
What's happening to her?
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(ominous music)
01:01:57.958 --> 01:02:02.167
(ominous music)
01:02:02.458 --> 01:02:04.042
But every
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I'll be over
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Are you straight?
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Where are you?
01:02:17.458 --> 01:02:18.125
(ominous music)
01:02:26.792 --> 01:02:28.917
Just like an angel
01:02:32.917 --> 01:02:34.667
Seems to cry
01:02:43.917 --> 01:02:45.250
And you are
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In my sharp scratch
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โช249 to cross the road
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(ominous music)
01:03:12.000 --> 01:03:12.833
(ominous music)
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Oh God.
01:03:16.708 --> 01:03:18.875
(ominous music)
01:03:21.167 --> 01:03:30.125
(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
01:03:30.500 --> 01:03:32.750
I wanna have a picture of the world
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I wanna have a picture of the world
01:03:41.625 --> 01:03:44.708
I wanna have a picture of the world
01:03:47.875 --> 01:03:53.208
I wanna have a picture of the world
01:03:53.875 --> 01:03:58.500
I wanna have a picture of the world
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It's so very special
01:04:05.125 --> 01:04:06.500
But I'm a dream
01:04:11.125 --> 01:04:13.542
I wanna know
01:04:16.125 --> 01:04:19.333
What's the matter to him
01:04:22.333 --> 01:04:24.083
When I'm alive
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(gagging)
01:04:28.875 --> 01:04:30.167
I had to be sure before
01:04:30.250 --> 01:04:31.417
I introduced you to her.
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She's a good one.
01:04:35.542 --> 01:04:36.542
You are now in the presence
01:04:36.625 --> 01:04:39.375
of a living prophet of God.
01:04:39.708 --> 01:04:44.958
(dramatic music)
01:04:54.333 --> 01:04:59.167
The reason I invited you
01:04:59.250 --> 01:05:00.625
into my sanctuary tonight
01:05:01.042 --> 01:05:02.708
is because I have been shown a miracle.
01:05:04.542 --> 01:05:05.875
I believe this miracle is proof
01:05:05.958 --> 01:05:07.125
that all known religions
01:05:07.208 --> 01:05:08.417
have demonstrably forced
01:05:09.167 --> 01:05:10.375
and only an ancient
01:05:10.458 --> 01:05:13.000
echo of something true.
01:05:15.167 --> 01:05:18.458
I need a witness, you, to
01:05:18.542 --> 01:05:21.083
verify that the miracle is real.
01:05:23.167 --> 01:05:34.375
(dramatic music)
01:05:36.167 --> 01:05:37.375
Now, our family
01:05:37.458 --> 01:05:38.792
recipe for blueberry pies,
01:05:38.875 --> 01:05:39.958
I think traditional
01:05:40.042 --> 01:05:41.500
one ingredients include
01:05:41.875 --> 01:05:43.000
butter flour, cornstarch,
01:05:43.417 --> 01:05:45.625
sugar, lemon, blueberries,
01:05:45.708 --> 01:05:47.792
of course, but tonight I've
01:05:47.875 --> 01:05:49.167
also included some wolf's bang
01:05:50.125 --> 01:05:52.667
and some balladona, which
01:05:52.750 --> 01:05:55.208
means that in a short while
01:05:57.667 --> 01:05:58.833
the prophet will be dead
01:05:58.917 --> 01:06:01.167
from consuming the pie.
01:06:01.250 --> 01:06:03.708
(dramatic music)
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Then you will witness a miracle.
01:06:10.458 --> 01:06:11.625
By the grace of God,
01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:14.583
she will be resurrected.
01:06:17.042 --> 01:06:19.083
(gagging)
01:06:37.042 --> 01:06:53.000
(dramatic music)
01:06:53.417 --> 01:06:54.458
Now, fill her pots, please.
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Both of you.
01:06:57.292 --> 01:07:00.042
(dramatic music)
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I need you to feel her pulse right now.
01:07:10.542 --> 01:07:12.583
Acknowledge, please, that her heart has
01:07:12.667 --> 01:07:13.583
now stopped pumping.
01:07:13.833 --> 01:07:14.542
Do you know how to do that?
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Index middle finger
01:07:17.042 --> 01:07:17.833
on the side of the neck
01:07:17.917 --> 01:07:19.208
in a soft hollow area
01:07:19.292 --> 01:07:20.417
just beside the blue pie.
01:07:23.875 --> 01:07:24.708
Both of you, please,
01:07:24.792 --> 01:07:26.042
lift her head to the shore.
01:07:29.292 --> 01:07:32.875
(dramatic music)
01:07:32.958 --> 01:07:35.417
(sniffing)
01:07:35.500 --> 01:07:38.875
(crying)
01:07:40.542 --> 01:07:42.625
No, that's just a catalytic spasm.
01:07:43.583 --> 01:07:44.250
She's alive.
01:07:44.583 --> 01:07:46.417
No, no, no, no, she had chemicals
01:07:46.500 --> 01:07:47.625
being released into her body.
01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:48.583
Acknowledge, please,
01:07:48.667 --> 01:07:49.375
that there's no pulse.
01:07:51.292 --> 01:07:51.792
Acknowledge.
01:07:52.958 --> 01:07:53.458
Thank you.
01:07:53.917 --> 01:07:54.667
Acknowledge that she
01:07:54.750 --> 01:07:56.125
is no longer breathing.
01:07:59.125 --> 01:07:59.750
You feel her breath.
01:08:05.375 --> 01:08:06.208
No, no.
01:08:06.292 --> 01:08:07.000
So she's dead?
01:08:07.458 --> 01:08:07.667
Yeah.
01:08:08.375 --> 01:08:10.083
Okay, thank you.
01:08:11.833 --> 01:08:13.458
A moment longer and you
01:08:13.542 --> 01:08:15.792
will witness a resurrection.
01:08:18.125 --> 01:08:20.417
She'll return and she will tell us
01:08:20.500 --> 01:08:21.708
what she saw in the afterlife.
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That's the perfect moment.
01:08:27.292 --> 01:08:30.333
(crying)
01:08:30.708 --> 01:08:30.917
Hello.
01:08:32.208 --> 01:08:33.750
(crying)
01:08:33.833 --> 01:08:37.125
(speaking in foreign language)
01:08:37.208 --> 01:08:41.750
(speaking in foreign language)
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(dramatic music)
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You're all dirty.
01:08:51.542 --> 01:08:52.958
(dramatic music)
01:09:00.792 --> 01:09:09.458
(dramatic music)
01:09:12.625 --> 01:09:13.000
Waster cream.
01:09:13.542 --> 01:09:14.125
Waster cream.
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Right now, no, the answer's the card.
01:09:18.833 --> 01:09:21.750
(dramatic music)
01:09:21.833 --> 01:09:23.292
(knocking)
01:09:25.208 --> 01:09:25.917
He's coming back.
01:09:26.125 --> 01:09:26.833
It's okay, it's okay.
01:09:26.917 --> 01:09:30.542
(screaming)
01:09:37.750 --> 01:09:42.708
Come here.
01:09:51.792 --> 01:09:52.833
Oh, sorry.
01:09:53.083 --> 01:09:53.708
Oh, he's at the back.
01:09:54.250 --> 01:09:55.375
No, I'm sorry to bother you.
01:09:55.458 --> 01:09:56.583
I'm just in the neighborhood
01:09:56.667 --> 01:09:58.125
looking for two young ladies
01:09:58.208 --> 01:09:58.917
from my church.
01:09:59.500 --> 01:09:59.708
Oh.
01:10:01.208 --> 01:10:02.375
Is everything all right?
01:10:04.208 --> 01:10:05.625
(screaming)
01:10:07.542 --> 01:10:08.125
Here.
01:10:10.167 --> 01:10:11.208
I'm sure everything's
01:10:11.292 --> 01:10:12.292
fine, I just wonder if they
01:10:12.375 --> 01:10:14.042
stand by.
01:10:14.875 --> 01:10:16.792
No, I'm sorry to say you are the first
01:10:16.875 --> 01:10:19.125
house quarter I've had all day, son.
01:10:20.667 --> 01:10:21.417
Did you see this?
01:10:22.000 --> 01:10:22.375
It's locked.
01:10:23.042 --> 01:10:24.500
(dramatic music)
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Help, help.
01:10:29.542 --> 01:10:32.708
We can pull through the matches.
01:10:33.542 --> 01:10:35.667
We start a fire, so God speaking,
01:10:35.917 --> 01:10:36.917
I have to make sure that you're not
01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:37.583
turning through here.
01:10:38.583 --> 01:10:40.958
Okay, but you did ask
01:10:41.042 --> 01:10:42.542
for more information
01:10:42.625 --> 01:10:43.500
on the church, right?
01:10:44.167 --> 01:10:44.917
This is which church?
01:10:45.583 --> 01:10:46.750
The church of Jesus Christ, not here.
01:10:46.833 --> 01:10:48.542
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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(dramatic music)
01:10:55.458 --> 01:10:58.583
(dramatic music)
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Is there some other way I can help?
01:11:03.208 --> 01:11:04.167
Do you want to use my phone?
01:11:04.250 --> 01:11:04.625
Call the police.
01:11:05.208 --> 01:11:05.833
I can get my phone.
01:11:06.542 --> 01:11:07.833
I hope you don't look around.
01:11:07.917 --> 01:11:08.667
I'm sure they're not far.
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Thank you for your time.
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All right, well, good luck.
01:11:13.083 --> 01:11:13.708
Yeah, let me know.
01:11:14.875 --> 01:11:16.958
(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
01:12:10.250 --> 01:12:14.042
(dramatic music)
01:12:18.458 --> 01:12:19.500
Get out of here.
01:12:21.500 --> 01:12:21.833
(dramatic music)
01:12:25.458 --> 01:12:28.167
(dramatic music)
01:12:45.667 --> 01:12:53.958
(dramatic music)
01:12:54.958 --> 01:12:55.250
He's coming.
01:12:56.458 --> 01:13:05.000
(dramatic music)
01:13:08.708 --> 01:13:10.583
Yeah, yeah, any luck?
01:13:14.542 --> 01:13:17.708
(dramatic music)
01:13:21.958 --> 01:13:22.417
She moved.
01:13:22.500 --> 01:13:23.875
(dramatic music)
01:13:24.125 --> 01:13:25.542
My favorite car.
01:13:28.417 --> 01:13:29.417
(dramatic music)
01:13:29.750 --> 01:13:30.875
Are you remembering her wrong?
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She hasn't moved at all.
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Her head is different.
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That's where she was.
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It's not.
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This is not her memory.
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Please, please come on.
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No.
01:13:41.667 --> 01:13:43.625
(dramatic music)
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I beat Remus.
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I didn't ask you one question.
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(dramatic music)
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Have you received this booklet?
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I have not, but I will
01:14:01.750 --> 01:14:03.375
give you a look, see.
01:14:04.458 --> 01:14:06.333
(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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No, no.
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Turns.
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My name, why, how, not heaven.
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(dramatic music)
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It is not heaven.
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Be here.
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And thank you, Prophet.
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We are very grateful for
01:15:57.375 --> 01:15:58.667
your message to the other side.
01:16:00.583 --> 01:16:02.500
Your prophecy will be recorded
01:16:03.083 --> 01:16:04.250
into our literature of text.
01:16:04.708 --> 01:16:04.917
Hmm?
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Oh, you must be in this hospital.
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Take my own.
01:16:11.083 --> 01:16:26.792
(dramatic music) (dramatic music)
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Well now, we say this
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is rather interesting
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because I know that
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one of you has been lying
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since you first got here.
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And do you know how I
01:16:49.792 --> 01:16:51.042
know that, excuse me,
01:16:51.458 --> 01:16:52.000
can I take that?
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I know, from the bay, that
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fire reacts to each of you.
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A,
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B, yeah, one of you has a
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very, very, very big secret,
01:17:06.792 --> 01:17:07.875
but we will know more soon.
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There will be, before we saw a woman die
01:17:11.792 --> 01:17:12.792
and come back to life,
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and there will be, after.
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Books will be written about it.
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So choose your word
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very carefully when I ask.
01:17:20.875 --> 01:17:21.667
What are you with this?
01:17:24.250 --> 01:17:25.250
Tell me, tell me what you saw.
01:17:26.417 --> 01:17:27.208
How did she?
01:17:28.792 --> 01:17:30.333
No, no, no, if you didn't see something,
01:17:30.417 --> 01:17:30.958
don't tell me, you
01:17:31.042 --> 01:17:32.042
absolutely must tell me.
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I don't know.
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Because if I'm wrong, I need to hear it.
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That's why you're--
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It's a contrived experiment.
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Where are your prisoners?
01:17:38.500 --> 01:17:39.083
It doesn't make sense
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for us to have an opinion.
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You must know by now that any of us
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can leave whatever we want.
01:17:42.875 --> 01:17:43.792
But why would we want
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after what we've seen?
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Sorry.
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I saw, I heard her describe
01:17:49.500 --> 01:17:51.125
and she experienced it on the other side.
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Right, what did you hear?
01:17:53.250 --> 01:17:55.708
She said there was a conductor.
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Yes.
01:17:57.042 --> 01:17:58.000
Did she mean angel?
01:17:58.500 --> 01:17:58.708
Yeah.
01:17:59.583 --> 01:18:01.542
She had a feeling of disassociation,
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a feeling that something wasn't real.
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That's it?
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For now you know.
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Now we know.
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Yeah, now you know.
01:18:12.792 --> 01:18:12.958
No?
01:18:15.042 --> 01:18:15.792
I can show you God.
01:18:17.708 --> 01:18:19.458
If you're willing to.
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It could be painless.
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It could be temporary.
01:18:23.667 --> 01:18:24.333
Like the prophet, you
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could be brought back.
01:18:26.917 --> 01:18:28.417
Doesn't have to be frightening at all.
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I'll tell you.
01:18:29.042 --> 01:18:29.833
I'll tell you what's frightening.
01:18:30.083 --> 01:18:30.875
Not that you're frightened.
01:18:31.500 --> 01:18:32.375
Where do we come from?
01:18:32.458 --> 01:18:33.042
What are we doing here?
01:18:33.125 --> 01:18:33.792
What's our purpose?
01:18:34.167 --> 01:18:35.208
The terror of those
01:18:35.292 --> 01:18:36.708
questions is why religions exist.
01:18:37.292 --> 01:18:38.917
I can answer those questions for you.
01:18:39.333 --> 01:18:40.625
I can give you a comfort.
01:18:40.708 --> 01:18:41.792
No religion in the world
01:18:41.875 --> 01:18:44.250
is capable of giving you.
01:18:46.792 --> 01:18:48.000
It all makes sense now.
01:18:50.167 --> 01:18:52.500
I've been asking myself all night,
01:18:53.583 --> 01:18:56.417
how is he gonna make killing us our idea?
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Sister Barnes, you're in a muddle.
01:19:00.875 --> 01:19:01.875
I know, I can't tell if
01:19:01.958 --> 01:19:03.417
you're playing chess or checkers.
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Monopoly?
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Come on, it was right there.
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You didn't show us a miracle.
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Okay, what did I show you?
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That wasn't a miracle.
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So you said, what did you say?
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What did I show you?
01:19:15.125 --> 01:19:16.875
That was not a miracle.
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What did I show you?
01:19:20.042 --> 01:19:22.125
It was a magic trick.
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A magic trick.
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You all know why we
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don't talk about Taco Bell?
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They killed me when I was four years old.
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50 people were
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hospitalized from an E. coli outbreak.
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My kids at school call it Big Taco Health
01:19:41.708 --> 01:19:42.833
because I was clinically dead
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while doctors operated on my kidneys.
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When I was dead, I saw
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exactly what your prophet described.
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A blinding white light,
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clouds but not heaven,
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a sense of wanting to return,
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a feeling that my state
01:20:00.542 --> 01:20:01.750
of reality wasn't real.
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That wasn't a prophecy.
01:20:06.750 --> 01:20:08.792
That was a near-death experience.
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When the oxygen leaves your brain
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or your heart stops pumping,
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your mind creates unbelievable things.
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I think you've been keeping this woman
01:20:19.542 --> 01:20:20.417
on the edge of death in
01:20:20.500 --> 01:20:21.708
order to ask her questions
01:20:21.792 --> 01:20:23.542
about meaningless hallucinations
01:20:24.042 --> 01:20:26.042
so that you can substantiate your idea
01:20:26.375 --> 01:20:29.833
of what the one true religion really is.
01:20:30.958 --> 01:20:33.083
Did you know that when
01:20:33.167 --> 01:20:33.792
you remember something
01:20:33.875 --> 01:20:34.500
you're really in ear
01:20:34.583 --> 01:20:35.542
remembering the last time
01:20:35.625 --> 01:20:36.625
you remember that experience?
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You're not actually recording the event.
01:20:40.500 --> 01:20:43.875
So your memory of dying at Taco Health
01:20:44.125 --> 01:20:45.375
isn't really of dying.
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It's of the memory of
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the memory of the memory
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of the memory of the
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memory stopping of that event.
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So you're remembering a false correlation
01:20:54.500 --> 01:20:55.167
with the experience
01:20:55.250 --> 01:20:55.958
you've just witnessed.
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But this, this is happening right now.
01:21:00.500 --> 01:21:01.875
That's why I think,
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Sister Barnes, Sister Baxter,
01:21:03.500 --> 01:21:05.333
that you really need to pay attention
01:21:05.583 --> 01:21:06.958
because I promise you,
01:21:07.042 --> 01:21:08.500
we're not talking about a magic trick.
01:21:15.208 --> 01:21:17.042
No, we're talking
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about magic under what--
01:21:19.625 --> 01:21:21.708
(bell dings)
01:21:21.792 --> 01:21:27.958
(eerie music)
01:22:05.375 --> 01:22:11.250
(screaming)
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So come back to us.
01:22:26.750 --> 01:22:27.292
I promise.
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Sister Baxter, do not
01:22:31.958 --> 01:22:33.167
forget you were right again.
01:22:34.625 --> 01:22:35.292
I like you.
01:22:36.083 --> 01:22:38.375
I like you.
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Come on now, Sister B.
01:22:50.292 --> 01:22:50.542
Wiki Wiki.
01:22:52.125 --> 01:22:53.833
(whooping)
01:22:54.417 --> 01:22:55.125
No, that's not it,
01:22:55.208 --> 01:22:56.625
that's not it, that's not it.
01:22:56.708 --> 01:22:57.292
A mucky pot.
01:22:57.958 --> 01:22:58.250
It's not there.
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Bones, it'll be bones.
01:23:04.667 --> 01:23:05.792
It's the one of you drunk, yeah.
01:23:08.542 --> 01:23:08.667
What?
01:23:12.958 --> 01:23:13.208
Hey.
01:23:18.500 --> 01:23:19.125
I'm very sorry.
01:23:20.250 --> 01:23:20.833
Something is wrong.
01:23:23.625 --> 01:23:24.333
I'm not worried.
01:23:26.750 --> 01:23:29.833
She's not coming back to us.
01:23:33.125 --> 01:23:33.292
Yeah.
01:23:34.667 --> 01:23:41.792
(dramatic music)
01:23:42.583 --> 01:23:46.417
Yep, yep, yep.
01:23:47.500 --> 01:23:47.917
There it is.
01:23:50.292 --> 01:23:51.583
No, it doesn't, it's out of the vein.
01:23:56.000 --> 01:23:56.250
(laughing)
01:23:58.417 --> 01:24:01.792
(dramatic music)
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The implant.
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This is why she can't come back to us.
01:24:06.500 --> 01:24:07.000
Take a look.
01:24:08.542 --> 01:24:09.208
I'm very sorry.
01:24:10.542 --> 01:24:13.667
But Sister Barnes, she's a programmer.
01:24:16.583 --> 01:24:17.000
She's not real.
01:24:18.667 --> 01:24:20.750
She will give you away the candles.
01:24:21.917 --> 01:24:23.042
Why are you saying that?
01:24:23.333 --> 01:24:24.167
Why are you still--
01:24:24.250 --> 01:24:25.750
No, no, I know, I know, I know.
01:24:26.708 --> 01:24:27.208
How could you?
01:24:28.417 --> 01:24:30.250
(dramatic music)
01:24:33.000 --> 01:24:35.000
Can you explain it to me?
01:24:38.375 --> 01:24:39.667
Are you, Sister Paxton,
01:24:41.208 --> 01:24:43.708
familiar with the DICE concept
01:24:44.375 --> 01:24:45.167
of the butterfly dream?
01:24:46.375 --> 01:24:46.958
Butterfly.
01:24:48.167 --> 01:24:49.250
Butterfly pops his
01:24:49.333 --> 01:24:51.000
wings and causes a typhoon?
01:24:51.333 --> 01:24:52.125
That is the butterfly
01:24:52.208 --> 01:24:53.292
effect, common mistake.
01:24:53.792 --> 01:24:54.750
The butterfly dream
01:24:56.208 --> 01:24:58.583
concerns an ancient Chinese philosopher
01:24:58.667 --> 01:25:00.500
who asked himself the following question.
01:25:01.542 --> 01:25:02.583
Was I a man dreaming of
01:25:02.667 --> 01:25:04.375
a butterfly or am I now?
01:25:05.458 --> 01:25:05.958
A butterfly?
01:25:07.000 --> 01:25:08.500
Dreaming that I am a man.
01:25:08.583 --> 01:25:09.083
Come and sit down.
01:25:10.167 --> 01:25:11.167
Don't, yes.
01:25:17.083 --> 01:25:21.083
This is us.
01:25:22.458 --> 01:25:23.375
You and me are known together.
01:25:24.250 --> 01:25:25.042
That was Barnes.
01:25:26.208 --> 01:25:26.833
Bye-bye, Barnes.
01:25:28.167 --> 01:25:30.583
I have come to a dark realization
01:25:31.167 --> 01:25:33.208
that we exist inside a
01:25:33.292 --> 01:25:34.500
simulation so advanced
01:25:34.667 --> 01:25:35.542
that we cannot tell the
01:25:35.625 --> 01:25:36.833
difference between real life
01:25:36.917 --> 01:25:39.333
and artificial dream.
01:25:40.000 --> 01:25:40.667
You heard the prophet,
01:25:40.958 --> 01:25:43.500
she said, "It is not real."
01:25:44.833 --> 01:25:46.458
You see, fire dynamics are
01:25:46.542 --> 01:25:47.583
very difficult to render.
01:25:47.667 --> 01:25:49.958
I've noticed a anomaly in its behavior
01:25:50.042 --> 01:25:52.292
when it interacts with simulated NPCs
01:25:53.083 --> 01:25:55.125
like poor old Sister Bee.
01:25:55.958 --> 01:25:56.792
She couldn't come back
01:25:56.875 --> 01:25:58.708
to us, but when you die,
01:25:59.417 --> 01:26:00.708
finger please, you
01:26:00.792 --> 01:26:03.375
will pass through death
01:26:04.292 --> 01:26:07.417
and wake up into the real world.
01:26:08.125 --> 01:26:08.708
What do you think?
01:26:09.542 --> 01:26:10.500
Yes, no, maybe?
01:26:16.500 --> 01:26:17.208
That's so scary.
01:26:19.833 --> 01:26:21.375
Well, you're very welcome to,
01:26:22.583 --> 01:26:24.250
to challenge my premise, I love that.
01:26:26.500 --> 01:26:27.458
Go for it.
01:26:32.375 --> 01:26:35.000
I don't think this is a microchip.
01:26:37.875 --> 01:26:39.750
I think it's a contraceptive.
01:26:42.042 --> 01:26:44.958
A birth control implant.
01:26:46.500 --> 01:26:47.083
Huh.
01:26:49.458 --> 01:26:50.500
Tell me, have you ever
01:26:50.583 --> 01:26:52.667
met a Mormon missionary
01:26:52.750 --> 01:26:53.958
who was on birth control?
01:26:56.083 --> 01:26:58.750
Did Sister Barnes say
01:26:58.833 --> 01:27:00.583
she was on birth control?
01:27:01.250 --> 01:27:02.375
Her church would have made
01:27:02.458 --> 01:27:03.875
her feel ashamed about it
01:27:03.958 --> 01:27:05.750
and she would have been too embarrassed.
01:27:07.333 --> 01:27:08.750
Simulation theory is--
01:27:09.583 --> 01:27:10.375
Hypothesis, please,
01:27:10.625 --> 01:27:11.375
sorry, it doesn't matter.
01:27:12.667 --> 01:27:14.000
Simulation hypothesis?
01:27:15.458 --> 01:27:18.125
Is not testable, is it?
01:27:19.667 --> 01:27:20.458
No, it's a matter of
01:27:20.542 --> 01:27:21.833
belief, like any religion.
01:27:22.958 --> 01:27:25.042
You might believe it, bring it to all,
01:27:25.458 --> 01:27:27.000
or you don't believe it, couple to all.
01:27:28.708 --> 01:27:35.417
With all due respect, I don't believe it.
01:27:36.708 --> 01:27:38.042
I'm not smart enough to
01:27:38.125 --> 01:27:39.375
say why, I just don't.
01:27:41.042 --> 01:27:41.542
Do you believe the
01:27:41.625 --> 01:27:42.583
miracle that I showed you?
01:27:43.750 --> 01:27:44.042
Yes.
01:27:45.250 --> 01:27:45.583
At first?
01:27:47.958 --> 01:27:48.333
But now?
01:27:49.917 --> 01:27:51.125
I think something happened
01:27:51.208 --> 01:27:53.042
tonight that you didn't expect.
01:27:53.875 --> 01:27:55.625
It feels like you're improvising,
01:27:55.792 --> 01:27:56.792
trying to convince me
01:27:56.875 --> 01:27:58.208
of a simulation theory
01:27:58.375 --> 01:28:00.292
that's not sticking, am I right?
01:28:04.125 --> 01:28:06.250
Are you asking me if you're right
01:28:06.542 --> 01:28:08.542
that I am improvising for your right
01:28:08.833 --> 01:28:10.708
that the simulation
01:28:10.792 --> 01:28:12.083
narrative is not sticking?
01:28:13.000 --> 01:28:13.292
Yes.
01:28:17.333 --> 01:28:17.792
High five.
01:28:22.167 --> 01:28:23.667
So in fact, you agree with your friend,
01:28:23.750 --> 01:28:24.250
you think that the
01:28:24.333 --> 01:28:25.958
prophet was just hallucinating
01:28:26.042 --> 01:28:27.750
a meaningless near death experience?
01:28:28.875 --> 01:28:29.167
No.
01:28:30.833 --> 01:28:32.458
I think he switched the bodies.
01:28:35.125 --> 01:28:37.000
I just haven't figured out how yet.
01:28:39.042 --> 01:28:39.292
I switched the bodies.
01:28:39.375 --> 01:28:41.583
I switched the bodies.
01:28:47.958 --> 01:28:48.875
The doorbell rang
01:28:48.958 --> 01:28:50.542
when the elder got here.
01:28:53.792 --> 01:28:55.708
Which drew our attention to the stairs.
01:28:56.000 --> 01:28:57.833
He would have been prepared for that.
01:29:00.875 --> 01:29:02.208
When he came back downstairs,
01:29:02.417 --> 01:29:04.333
I noticed the woman was in
01:29:04.417 --> 01:29:06.250
the same position as before.
01:29:06.375 --> 01:29:09.250
It was similar, but it
01:29:09.333 --> 01:29:11.292
was not the exact same.
01:29:12.250 --> 01:29:13.500
I think another woman
01:29:13.583 --> 01:29:15.417
who looked exactly like her
01:29:16.000 --> 01:29:17.000
came into the basement
01:29:17.083 --> 01:29:18.583
through a hidden door
01:29:18.875 --> 01:29:20.875
or something, disposed of her body
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and then took her place at the table.
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I see.
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And then once we got back downstairs,
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she ran off a scripted prophecy
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that you prepared for her.
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Except the last thing she
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said was, "It is not real."
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Maybe she was trying to tell us that the
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miracle wasn't real.
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You see what I mean when
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I say something happened
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that you didn't expect?
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I think you gave her a
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script and she went off a book
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and now you're trying to recover.
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Well, if that's right, then, uh,
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there'd have to be another
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way into this basement, huh?
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Shall we have a look?
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I don't think there is.
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No?
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I'm not doing very well
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with this deposit, hmm?
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Unless...
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(eerie music)
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(eerie music)
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Which means that...
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there would have to be a dead body down
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there, if you're right.
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Okay.
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How will you test your theory?
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I don't know.
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But will you go into that hole and see if
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there's somebody down there?
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If I have to.
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Why would you do that?
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Because I want to know the truth.
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And because the only way out is through.
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Robert Frost?
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Swamp thing.
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Don't go into that cellar.
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Unless you are prepared to
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discover the one true religion.
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(eerie music)
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(sighs)
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I knew it.
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(eerie music)
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(eerie music)
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(eerie music)
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(eerie music) (eerie music)
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(eerie music)
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(eerie music) (eerie music)
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(eerie music)
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(eerie music)
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(eerie music) (eerie music) (eerie music)
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(eerie music)
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(eerie music) (eerie music)
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(eerie music) It's not cold.
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Have you figured it out yet?
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I think so.
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So what is it?
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What is the one true religion, Sister P?
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It's...
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(eerie music)
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When we first arrived,
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you left us alone in your living room.
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We thought you were talking to your wife,
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but you were doing something else.
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I was.
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You took a key from Sister Barnes' comb,
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went outside to unlock
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our bikes and hide them.
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(eerie music)
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I noticed your hair was wet when you came
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back with the drinks
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that you were around in the store.
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And it decided so because
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you didn't want the elder
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to find our bikes when you
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came back looking for us.
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But there was
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something else on your mind.
01:36:52.833 --> 01:36:53.125
There was.
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You returned the bike
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key to a wrong coat pocket.
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You thought this was a mistake you made.
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But now I know it once holds.
01:37:08.375 --> 01:37:08.583
Why?
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You gave the bike lock
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to one of your prophets,
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instructed them to lock the final cell
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into our living room.
01:37:17.333 --> 01:37:19.917
But why, why, why, why did I do that?
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Because you wanted me to know.
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The only reason I'm
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standing here right now
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is because it is exactly
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where you want me to be standing.
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I'm not here because I chose to be.
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I'm here because you
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made me choose to be.
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Because you want me to believe that one
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true religion is control.
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(dramatic music)
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That is exactly right.
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Religion is just a system of control.
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It's okay. I'm not here.
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You see, that's what's so interesting.
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They don't want your help.
01:38:07.458 --> 01:38:08.375
They didn't know exactly
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where they chose to be.
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But you killed that woman.
01:38:11.750 --> 01:38:12.333
I disagree.
01:38:13.000 --> 01:38:15.375
She chose to eat a poisoned pie because
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of her profound fate.
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It is called drinking the-- anyone?
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Kool-Aid.
01:38:24.083 --> 01:38:26.500
It is true that I keep
01:38:26.583 --> 01:38:27.667
these ladies a little chilly
01:38:27.750 --> 01:38:30.042
in the little package, which I'm very
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sorry, sorry ladies.
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Only for the same reason
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that your church goes to Haiti
01:38:35.125 --> 01:38:36.833
to give out Bibles after America.
01:38:37.750 --> 01:38:39.250
It's easier to control
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someone who has lost everything.
01:38:43.958 --> 01:38:44.833
You're absolutely right,
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she need to go off broke.
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(glass breaking) Why did you do this?
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The question is, why do you all let me?
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(crying)
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Sorry.
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You are here because the
01:39:01.417 --> 01:39:03.083
ideas of others have influenced
01:39:03.167 --> 01:39:04.875
every single decision you've made since
01:39:04.958 --> 01:39:05.792
the day you were born,
01:39:06.000 --> 01:39:07.333
and I've been able to predict every
01:39:07.417 --> 01:39:08.375
decision you'd make tonight
01:39:08.458 --> 01:39:09.125
because of that.
01:39:10.958 --> 01:39:12.250
(crying)
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You were allowed to dictate every
01:39:19.375 --> 01:39:20.417
decision of your life.
01:39:22.208 --> 01:39:26.458
They decide who you worship, where you
01:39:26.542 --> 01:39:28.958
worship, what you worship.
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They even dictate the
01:39:33.042 --> 01:39:34.458
garments you wear on your clothes.
01:39:35.750 --> 01:39:36.333
Why?
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Go and let it under.
01:39:40.583 --> 01:39:42.708
(crying)
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(dramatic music)
01:39:43.833 --> 01:39:47.042
(crying)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(grunting)
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(sniffing)
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(dramatic music)
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(grunting)
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(dramatic music)
01:42:26.375 --> 01:42:26.667
Pray.
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Pray for us.
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Pray.
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Does it work?
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(sniffing)
01:42:47.000 --> 01:42:48.958
(sighing)
01:42:49.042 --> 01:42:51.208
Have you ever heard of
01:42:51.292 --> 01:42:52.917
the great prayer experiment?
01:42:55.417 --> 01:43:00.958
They divided patients into groups,
01:43:01.458 --> 01:43:02.292
those who received
01:43:02.375 --> 01:43:04.417
prayers and those who didn't.
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(dramatic music) The results of the study were conclusive.
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It doesn't work.
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But I think it's beautiful that we all
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pray for each other.
01:43:18.958 --> 01:43:20.708
Even though we all probably know
01:43:21.042 --> 01:43:22.500
it doesn't make a difference.
01:43:24.042 --> 01:43:25.000
(grunting)
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It's just nice to think about someone
01:43:27.875 --> 01:43:29.000
other than yourself.
01:43:31.458 --> 01:43:32.542
Even if it's you.
01:43:34.792 --> 01:43:36.292
(grunting)
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(dramatic music)
01:43:46.083 --> 01:43:50.875
(dramatic music)
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(grunting)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(grunting)
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(dramatic music)
01:45:08.625 --> 01:45:11.333
(dramatic music)
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My sister.
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music) (dramatic music)
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(dramatic music)
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(dramatic music) (dramatic music)
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