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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave
my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [muffled] ♪
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♪ Come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet
some friends of mine ♪
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So we meet again,
Jennifer Lopez.
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"No, no, please!
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This time I swear I won't make
any more albums or movies."
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That's what
you said last time,
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but obviously we must now resort
to more drastic measures.
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"Oh God,
it burns! It burns!"
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Scream for me, bitch!
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"Aah!"
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Both: Whoa! Awesome!
- Hey, guys.
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You guys, come here!
You got to check this out!
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Oh no, what now?
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No, you guys,
this is really cool.
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Come on!
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What's this
all about, Kenny?
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[muffled]
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Watch this.
It's so funny.
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Come here, Garden,
come on.
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Red Rocket, Red Rocket!
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Red Rocket,
Red Rocket, heh-heh!
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Come on!
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Cartman, what the hell
are you doing?
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I'm milking the dog.
They make dog milk.
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No, they don't.
- Yeah, they do!
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Yeah, just
hold on a minute.
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The 5th graders showed us
how to do it.
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Red Rocket, come on, dog,
Red Rocket.
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Oh, hoo!
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Whoa, cool!
- That's awesome!
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I told you guys.
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I had no idea dogs made milk.
Do it again.
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Dumb ass, you can only milk
a dog once every few hours.
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It doesn't work if you beat off
a dog again right away.
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You "beat off"?
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That's what it's called
when you milk a dog,
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beating it off.
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Don't you guys
know anything?
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Wow, you learned all this
from the 5th graders?
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Yeah, I guess they
thought we were cool,
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so they showed us
how to do it.
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Hey, come here, dog.
Dog, come here.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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I was really happy
with this month's book.
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I agree with what
Bob and Linda said--
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Mom, Dad,
you got to see this!
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not now, Stanley.
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This is mommy and daddy's
Book Club night, remember?
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But it's super cool!
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Later, sweetie.
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Anyway, I found myself enticed
by Steinbeck's imagery.
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The first chapter alone
was filled with poetry.
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Oh, wasn't it?
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I mean,
the first sentence...
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Red Rocket, Red Rocket!
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"Cannery Row in Monterey
in California
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is a poem, a stint,
a grating noise."
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It's amazing how,
with three images,
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he puts you
right there and...
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Red Rocket,
Red Rocket!
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Ahh!
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Stanley, what the hell
are you doing?
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I'm beating off
the dog.
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Red Rocket,
Red Rocket!
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Stanley, you go
to your room right now!
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My room, why?
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Go, Stanley!
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[dog panting]
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[laughs nervously]
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He gets
very good grades.
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Stanley,
do you know why
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you're being grounded
for ten months?
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No!
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Beating off the dog
is not appropriate
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when we have company.
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I mean... ever!
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Beating off the dog
is not appropriate ever.
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Why?
What's the big deal?
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Stanley, don't you understand
what you were doing?
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I was doing red rocket to make
the dog's milk come out.
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No, Stan, what you're doing
to the dog was... sexual.
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Huh?
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You were stimulating
the dog, Stanley.
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What came out of him
was his...
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Randy?
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Well, you know, when you
do that to a male...
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You make his...
stuff come out.
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Well, Jesus.
Haven't they taught you
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these things in school?
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What things?
- Sexual Education.
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Haven't you learned that yet?
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No!
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Oh, well,
you see, Stanley--
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Well, your school should be
teaching this stuff.
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Yeah, let's get that
damn school on the phone.
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Okay, parents, I know a lot
of you want a chance to speak,
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but we have to talk
one at a time.
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Look, our kids are learning
sexual things
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on the streets
and on television.
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There's no way
we can stop it.
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The schools have to teach them
sexual education
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at a younger age.
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School policy has been
to teach sexual education later,
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in the 6th grade.
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it isn't
soon enough.
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Yeah, why,
just this afternoon,
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our son was caught
beating off our dog.
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Look, parents, do you
really want your children
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learning about sex?
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Part of the fun of being a kid
is being naive.
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Let them be kids
for a while.
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Naive at what cost, Chef?
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Parents,
we have to face facts.
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Children in America are having
sex at younger and younger ages.
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STDs are affecting younger
and younger kids all the time.
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The only way we can
combat that
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is by educating children
before they have sex.
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The first thing
that kids learn about sex
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shouldn't be some big
scare tactic about STDs.
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No, she's right.
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With all the teen pregnancies
that are out today,
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I think my boy does need to know
about sexual education.
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From the school.
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Yeah, uh-huh.
- Yeah, we have to.
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Okay, boys,
this is the first day
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of Sexual Education,
m'kay now.
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I know that some of you
think this is very funny,
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words like
"penis" and "vagina."
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[snickering]
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Now, stop that, m'kay?
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We're gonna get through this
by being mature and grown up.
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M'kay?
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Now, this is
the male anatomy, m'kay?
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Here we see the testes
and the scrotum.
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[snickering]
Stop that, m'kay?
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The next person that laughs
is gonna get a referral.
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M'kay...
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Now, in order to have
intercourse, m'kay,
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the man takes
his penis, and he...
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Uh, let's see.
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The man takes
his penis, and he... hmm.
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Dude, haven't you ever had
intercourse, Mr. Mackey?
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Well, sure I have.
It's just...
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I was about
19 at the time.
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It's been about
21 years.
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M'kay...
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Let's see, uh...
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I'm pretty sure I took--
yeah, I took the penis, and I--
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What the hell did I do
with that damn thing?
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Alright, girls,
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even though this may be stuff
you don't want to hear,
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you need to hear it.
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Oh, we want to hear it,
Miss Choksondik;
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We're excited.
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Yeah, we think
it's gonna be fun.
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All: Yeah!
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Fun?
It's going to be fun?
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Well let's start with our
first lesson, then, shall we?
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Sexually transmitted
diseases!
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That's right, because unless
you get boys to wear condoms,
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you can and will get a sexually
transmitted disease from them.
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How fun is that, hmm?
Is that fun?
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I didn't mean that--
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Today over 20,000 Americans
will contract a sexual disease.
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Today!
12,000 more tomorrow.
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And the reason is that you girls
wake up in the morning
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and say, "it's not gonna
happen to me."
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You say,
"oh, Miss Choksondik,
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"that happens to girls
in Detroit and Brooklyn
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but not here
in Colorado."
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Wrong!
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Gonorrhea, herpes,
chlamydia, HPV, HIV,
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syphilis, hepatitis "b,"
hepatitis "c"--
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the list goes on and on.
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These are
serious diseases!
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They have serious
consequences!
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You think that sex is about
fun and games and love.
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Wrong!
Sex is about disease.
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Here's a little picture
of herpes.
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[all scream]
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And here's a little
syphilis for ya.
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[all scream]
That's right, girls.
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Here's what happens when you
don't get boys to use condoms.
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Hello, there, children.
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All: Hey, Chef.
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How is sexual
education class going?
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it's dumb; Mr. Mackey
doesn't teach us nothin'.
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Yeah, I don't think
ol' Mackey
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knows a hymen
from a hysterectomy.
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And Choksondik,
I'd be surprised
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if she's ever gotten
laid in her life.
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Yeah.
- Chef, what's "laid"?
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Oh, nothing.
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Now, move along, children.
You're holding up the line.
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Hey, maybe
we should ask the girls
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what they learned
in Sex Ed.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Wendy,
did you guys get--
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[all scream]
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What the hell is
wrong with them?
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You guys,
we just want to know--
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Aah!
- Stay away from me, Stan!
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Why?
Are you wearing a condom?
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A what?
- Aah!
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Do any of you have
your condoms on?
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No.
[all scream]
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Don't you know that
without wearing a condom,
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you could
get a disease?
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Nah-ah.
- Yeah-huh.
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If you don't wear a condom,
you're gonna get AIDS.
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AIDS?
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Oh, jeez, I don't wanna
get the AIDS, fellas.
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Is that what you learned
in Sex Ed?
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Mr. Mackey didn't say
nothing about that.
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Dude, Mr. Mackey didn't know
anything about anything.
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You guys have to wear
condoms.
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Now, please, just--
just go away.
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We don't want your AIDS.
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But, Wendy, we don't
understand how--
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[girls screaming]
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Oh my God, dude.
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What are we
gonna do, huh?
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Dude, we got to go get
condoms quick.
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All: Yeah.
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Can I help you boys?
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Yeah, we need
condoms.
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Condoms?
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Yeah, quick.
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How old
are you boys?
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Why does that matter?
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I'll be nine
next week.
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Sorry, kids, I'm not
selling you condoms.
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Why not? You want us
to get AIDS?
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I just don't think that
kids your age should be--
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Mark, we have to be willing
to supply condoms
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to anyone
who requests them.
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But they're children!
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Would you rather them
do it unprotected?
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Yeah, you want us
unprotected, you asshole?
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I just think that all this
Sex Ed and condom talk
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in elementary school
is wrong.
253
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Kids are going to do
what they do,
254
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and it's up to us to make sure
they're protected.
255
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,205
I'm glad this lady's
on our side.
256
00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:35,725
I don't think we have any
that will even fit them.
257
00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,333
Sure, we do.
258
00:08:37,459 --> 00:08:39,020
We just got in the new
Gladiators for kids,
259
00:08:39,044 --> 00:08:40,336
Lil Mini's.
260
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They're specially designed
for kids under 10,
261
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and they're only $5.95
for a box of 50.
262
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50?
263
00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:47,067
Can't we just use
the same one every day?
264
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No, you have to change it.
265
00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,922
Oh, jeez, we're gonna have
to buy tons of these things.
266
00:08:52,307 --> 00:08:55,226
Thanks so much for letting me
come over, Miss Choksondik.
267
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Oh, it's no problem,
Mr. Mackey.
268
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It's probably best
we come up
269
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with a lesson plan
together anyway.
270
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yeah, I've already gone over
most of the basics, you know,
271
00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:03,526
with the boys,
but I, uh,
272
00:09:03,651 --> 00:09:06,029
just wanted to see what else
you were teaching the girls
273
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,614
in case
I missed anything.
274
00:09:07,739 --> 00:09:09,157
We should make sure
our students
275
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,634
are good and scared
of the consequences.
276
00:09:10,658 --> 00:09:12,578
We have to teach them
that diseases are possible,
277
00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:14,037
even with just oral sex.
278
00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:17,457
Right, oral sex,
which of course would be...
279
00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:20,043
using your mouth
on the penis or vagina.
280
00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:22,629
Penis or vagina, right.
Oral sex, m'kay.
281
00:09:22,754 --> 00:09:25,006
It's just too bad these girls
are having sex so young.
282
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,007
Yeah... did you?
283
00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,550
Did I what?
284
00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:31,638
Well, how long did you wait
before you had, uh, doobers?
285
00:09:31,763 --> 00:09:34,557
Well, if you must know,
I'm still somewhat of a virgin.
286
00:09:34,682 --> 00:09:36,935
But I'm not
ashamed of it!
287
00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:39,687
I wasn't really sought after
much in high school or college.
288
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,732
I was made fun of most my life
for having such large glasses.
289
00:09:42,857 --> 00:09:44,442
The only boyfriend
I ever had
290
00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,986
was this attractive, popular
boy named Steven Garret.
291
00:09:47,112 --> 00:09:49,572
I liked him very much, but
I found out he was dating me
292
00:09:49,697 --> 00:09:51,574
because he had lost a bet
on the Super Bowl.
293
00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,302
Loser had to go out with me
for three days.
294
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,410
Oh, I'm sorry.
295
00:09:54,536 --> 00:09:56,079
People can be
very cruel.
296
00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,556
Anyway, I know
it's hard to understand.
297
00:09:57,580 --> 00:10:00,083
Actually, I understand
perfectly.
298
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,585
I wasn't exactly the captain
of the football team either.
299
00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:04,420
[chortles]
300
00:10:04,546 --> 00:10:06,422
And then as I got older,
301
00:10:06,548 --> 00:10:09,425
my head just sort of
seemed to get bigger
302
00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:11,511
while the rest of my body
stayed the same.
303
00:10:11,636 --> 00:10:13,388
That's how I got
my nickname in college.
304
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:14,597
Your nickname?
305
00:10:14,722 --> 00:10:16,432
"That guy
with the really big head."
306
00:10:16,558 --> 00:10:18,101
Right.
307
00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,562
Anyway, I sort of
lost any confidence
308
00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:23,648
and found it impossible
to ever ask a woman out.
309
00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:26,276
Wow, I've never met a man
310
00:10:26,401 --> 00:10:29,445
who was as sexually
unappealing as me.
311
00:10:29,571 --> 00:10:32,240
Neither have I.
312
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,592
Well, I'm quite happy
without sex.
313
00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:35,594
I mean, with all the diseases
and problems out there,
314
00:10:35,618 --> 00:10:36,494
who needs it, right?
315
00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:39,038
Not me.
M'kay.
316
00:10:39,164 --> 00:10:40,391
Well, back to
the lesson plan, then.
317
00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:43,710
Right.
- Okay, oral sex.
318
00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:45,336
Doesn't it give
any other directions?
319
00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:46,963
No, it looks like
320
00:10:47,088 --> 00:10:49,132
you're just supposed to roll it
over your wiener.
321
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:51,384
"If used properly,
latex condoms are effective
322
00:10:51,509 --> 00:10:54,470
against pregnancy, AIDS,
and other 'STDses'."
323
00:10:54,596 --> 00:10:56,139
What are "STDses"?
324
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,308
How the heck
should I know?
325
00:10:58,433 --> 00:11:00,727
Why, it's just
a little doughnut.
326
00:11:00,852 --> 00:11:02,645
Oh, it's all gooey.
327
00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:04,105
Just put it on,
Butters.
328
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,982
How come
I got to go first?
329
00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:08,151
Butters, will you stop...
filibustering?
330
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,694
Alright, then.
331
00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,990
Oh, it's sticky.
332
00:11:14,115 --> 00:11:15,992
It says you got to check it
for holes or tears.
333
00:11:16,117 --> 00:11:17,677
I don't even understand
how this thing--
334
00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:19,412
Oh, wait, oh, I see.
335
00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:21,206
Don't look at Butters'
schlong, gaymo!
336
00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:22,433
I wasn't looking
at his schlong.
337
00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:24,000
I was seeing how to put
the condom on!
338
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:25,245
Sure.
- But it won't stay on.
339
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,613
I need a rubber band
or something.
340
00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:29,047
I've got
rubber bands!
341
00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,758
Ow, oh, ow!
Okay, ow!
342
00:11:31,883 --> 00:11:34,010
There, okay,
I think it's on.
343
00:11:34,135 --> 00:11:36,095
How do you feel?
- Pretty good.
344
00:11:36,221 --> 00:11:37,555
Do you feel
protected?
345
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,682
Nothing's getting at my wiener
through this thing.
346
00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,368
It's even got a little
reservoir at the end
347
00:11:41,392 --> 00:11:42,268
so you can pee in it.
348
00:11:42,393 --> 00:11:43,436
Alright,
here, everybody.
349
00:11:43,561 --> 00:11:45,104
Tweek, give everyone
a rubber band.
350
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:46,498
Hey, somebody's got to help
Timmy put his condom on.
351
00:11:46,522 --> 00:11:47,522
Timmy!
352
00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:51,361
Teachers,
I have some bad news.
353
00:11:51,486 --> 00:11:54,197
Last night, I received a phone
call from the local pharmacist.
354
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,408
Apparently, almost all of our
4th graders are sexually active.
355
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,093
And now that we've
scared them a little,
356
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,536
they're buying
condoms to use.
357
00:12:00,662 --> 00:12:02,372
I knew it.
358
00:12:02,497 --> 00:12:04,475
At least we scared them
enough to protect themselves.
359
00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,560
But now maybe you'll believe me
when I say that we need to be
360
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:08,711
teaching even younger
than 4th grade.
361
00:12:08,836 --> 00:12:10,556
but how old do you think
a student should be
362
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,507
when they learn
about proper condom use?
363
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,008
Kindergarten.
364
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,218
Kindergarten?
365
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,583
We've got to get
to the students
366
00:12:16,678 --> 00:12:19,472
before they start
having... sex,
367
00:12:19,597 --> 00:12:21,391
Not after.
368
00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:23,393
Oh, now this is
getting ridiculous.
369
00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:24,828
I have to agree
with Miss Choksondik.
370
00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:27,397
It's our responsibility
to make sure our kids are safe
371
00:12:27,522 --> 00:12:29,232
If they're gonna
screw around.
372
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,109
I guess we have
no choice.
373
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,278
[school bell rings]
374
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,822
Okay, children, who can
tell me what a condom is?
375
00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:40,159
Yes, Jenny.
376
00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:42,495
it flies around,
and it's endangered.
377
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:45,123
That's a condor,
Jenny, condor.
378
00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:48,543
Condoms are what we use to stop
the spread of STDs.
379
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,253
Yes, Filmore?
380
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:51,504
Can we do
finger paints?
381
00:12:51,629 --> 00:12:53,339
No, we can't do
finger paints!
382
00:12:53,464 --> 00:12:55,466
You kids want to get
herpes, huh?
383
00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:58,011
How about a nice bucket
of AIDS? Sound good?
384
00:12:58,136 --> 00:13:00,263
Now pay attention,
alright?
385
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:03,725
I'm going to show you the proper
way to put on a condom.
386
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:07,186
First of all, you remove
the condom from its package.
387
00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:10,106
Then you find which way
the condom rolls out.
388
00:13:10,231 --> 00:13:14,193
Put it in your mouth
and apply.
389
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,284
[sobbing]
Ahhh, ahh!
390
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:24,412
And it's as simple as that.
Any questions?
391
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,289
Alright, girls,
yesterday we went over
392
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,291
the myriad of diseases
you can get from boys.
393
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,685
But today we're
going to talk about
394
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,420
the most horrible disease
they can give you of all.
395
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,672
Pregnancy!
396
00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:38,051
That's right, since you girls
decided to be sexually active,
397
00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:39,927
teen pregnancy
is at an all-time high.
398
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,406
You seem to think it's gonna be
fun and neat to have a baby.
399
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,641
Well, let's watch
a little video, shall we?
400
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:49,270
Strikie Smalls presents
The Miracle of Childbirth.
401
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,272
The time is drawing close
for delivery.
402
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:52,583
Here we can see
the water breaking.
403
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,400
All: Eww!
404
00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:56,462
Later, the contractions are
happening closer together.
405
00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,196
Mom sure is
in a lot of pain.
406
00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:00,365
Now we can see the crown
of the baby's head
407
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,991
stretching
the vaginal walls
408
00:14:02,116 --> 00:14:04,369
in ways never before
thought possible by Mom.
409
00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:07,246
Finally, the miracle happens,
and the baby is born.
410
00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:08,706
But Mom's not done yet.
411
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:11,125
She's still got some afterbirth
to push out of her.
412
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,504
All: Aaah!!
413
00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:15,671
That's right.
414
00:14:15,797 --> 00:14:18,424
Girls, girls,
where are you going?
415
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,101
[school bell rings]
416
00:14:29,226 --> 00:14:30,853
Man, this condom is
driving me crazy.
417
00:14:30,978 --> 00:14:32,658
Yeah, I've changed mine
three times already
418
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,022
'cause it itches so much.
419
00:14:34,148 --> 00:14:36,028
Yeah, but it makes going
to the bathroom easier.
420
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,363
Alright, boys, I now have
all the information I need
421
00:14:41,488 --> 00:14:44,032
to teach you
the female anatomy, m'kay?
422
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:47,828
M'kay, this part here
is the vaginal opening.
423
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,193
This is where
the man puts his--
424
00:14:49,246 --> 00:14:50,390
Eric, what the hell
are you doing?
425
00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:51,494
I'm putting on
a new condom.
426
00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:52,583
I filled
the other one up.
427
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:53,959
Why are you
wearing a condom?
428
00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:55,460
So I don't get AIDS.
429
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,522
Eric, you can't get AIDS
from just sitting around.
430
00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:58,881
You have to get it
from sex.
431
00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,132
From sex?
- Yes.
432
00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:01,550
You mean intercourse
with a girl?
433
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:04,052
Yes! Now, will you all
pay attention, please?
434
00:15:04,178 --> 00:15:05,618
The vagina
and the clitoris are on...
435
00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:07,806
All this time, it's the girls
that give us diseases.
436
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:09,016
I knew it.
Girls lie!
437
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,143
They lie
right to your face!
438
00:15:11,268 --> 00:15:13,478
Now, here we can see
the interior female anatomy.
439
00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:14,980
Well, that does it.
440
00:15:15,105 --> 00:15:15,981
If us boys
are going to live,
441
00:15:16,106 --> 00:15:17,983
we have to get rid
of the girls.
442
00:15:18,108 --> 00:15:19,484
Yeah, come on, guys.
This is war.
443
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,153
Yeah.
- Come on!
444
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:30,370
And here we see
the tender, magical uterus.
445
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:33,207
Here we see
the enticing, voluptuous
446
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,210
fallopian tubes, m'kay?
447
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,086
Okay, children,
now I want to review
448
00:15:38,212 --> 00:15:40,297
the different
sexual positions.
449
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:43,008
Who can tell me which sexual
positions we talked about?
450
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:45,010
Missionary position?
451
00:15:45,135 --> 00:15:46,470
Missionary position, good.
452
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:47,947
A little boring
but tried and true.
453
00:15:47,971 --> 00:15:48,847
What else?
454
00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,390
Doggie?
455
00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:52,476
That's right, Doggie Style
we went over, mm-hmm.
456
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,436
Pile driver?
457
00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:56,521
Uh-huh, Pile Driver position.
Good, Quake.
458
00:15:56,647 --> 00:15:59,233
The Filthy Sanchez?
459
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,526
Yes, good, Flora, you
remembered the Filthy Sanchez.
460
00:16:01,652 --> 00:16:03,487
Hot Karl?
461
00:16:03,612 --> 00:16:06,448
Yes, you can give your partner
the old Hot Karl, sure.
462
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,039
There, you see?
463
00:16:14,164 --> 00:16:17,209
The girls have built some kind
of stronghold to keep us out.
464
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:18,454
Stay away from us, bastards!
465
00:16:18,502 --> 00:16:20,254
We don't want to get pregnant!
466
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,965
Yeah, just take your diseases
and go away forever.
467
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:24,800
Ha!
They're your diseases.
468
00:16:24,925 --> 00:16:26,510
Yeah!
You get out of town.
469
00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:28,011
Here, talk to them,
Butters.
470
00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:29,972
Me? What the heck am I
supposed to say?
471
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:31,857
Just tell them if they
leave town peacefully,
472
00:16:31,932 --> 00:16:34,893
we won't have to resort
to violence.
473
00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:36,454
[in gruff adult voice]
Just walk away.
474
00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:38,981
You can put a stop
to all this.
475
00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:42,359
Just walk away,
and we will spare your lives.
476
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,069
Just walk away.
477
00:16:44,194 --> 00:16:45,362
He's pretty good.
478
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,322
We'll never walk away!
Never!
479
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,871
Oh, bitch!
480
00:16:54,997 --> 00:16:56,456
That does it!
Attack!
481
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:58,250
[all shouting]
482
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:01,503
M'kay, so apparently,
the lesson plan tomorrow
483
00:17:01,628 --> 00:17:06,008
is supposed to involve secretion
of bodily fluids, m'kay.
484
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,610
I've already gone through
that with the girls.
485
00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:08,634
It's pretty simple.
486
00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:09,553
Do you want
a drink?
487
00:17:09,678 --> 00:17:11,430
Why, sure.
488
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:15,434
Yeah, I think I can get through
that stuff pretty quick.
489
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:18,770
Ah, maybe we should come up
with another lesson plan.
490
00:17:18,895 --> 00:17:20,123
Something about
how nerve endings
491
00:17:20,147 --> 00:17:21,773
play an important part
in intercourse.
492
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:23,233
Oh, right, right.
493
00:17:23,358 --> 00:17:27,070
Like...
In the... nipples.
494
00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:31,283
or the...
shaft of the penis.
495
00:17:31,408 --> 00:17:36,038
It says here that
the, uh, head of the penis
496
00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:40,000
is actually the most
sensitive part, m'kay.
497
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,061
Oh, yes, the nerve endings
are the most concentrated
498
00:17:42,085 --> 00:17:44,129
at the tip of the penis,
499
00:17:44,254 --> 00:17:47,591
like they are
in the clitoris of the woman.
500
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:51,178
And these are the two areas
most important to...
501
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:54,056
sexual stimulation.
502
00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:58,143
Oh, is this wrong?
503
00:17:58,268 --> 00:18:00,854
I don't know.
It doesn't feel wrong.
504
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,151
I've been thinking about you
a lot, Miss Choksondik.
505
00:18:06,276 --> 00:18:08,320
Yeah, what do you do
when you think about me?
506
00:18:08,445 --> 00:18:09,445
I go crazy.
507
00:18:09,529 --> 00:18:10,405
Do you touch yourself?
508
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:11,530
Yeah.
509
00:18:11,615 --> 00:18:13,033
Mmm.
510
00:18:42,646 --> 00:18:44,981
[moaning]
511
00:18:45,107 --> 00:18:47,025
Ah, m'kay.
512
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,194
Oh, my gosh. Oh, God.
Stop, stop!
513
00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:50,529
What's wrong?
514
00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:51,947
It's your turn.
515
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,535
Oh, oh,
Miss Choksondik.
516
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,912
M'kay, m'kay!
517
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,122
Do you want me?
- I do.
518
00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:03,458
Tell me.
- I want you, m'kay.
519
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:04,918
Wait, wait, wait!
520
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,545
Do you have
a condom?
521
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:09,005
Well, no.
522
00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:10,924
Oh, well.
Fuck it.
523
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:12,217
Oh God.
Give it to me.
524
00:19:12,342 --> 00:19:14,344
Oh, yeah.
525
00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:17,055
Oh, oh, that's it, baby.
That's it.
526
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,932
Oh, it feels
so good, m'kay.
527
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,559
[shouting]
528
00:19:32,529 --> 00:19:34,406
[screaming]
529
00:19:34,531 --> 00:19:36,283
[rumbling explosion]
530
00:19:38,368 --> 00:19:40,495
What the hell
was that?
531
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:41,955
Did you feel
something?
532
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,542
Oh no.
533
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,337
Jesus Christ!
534
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,926
Ooh, Butters,
you're in big trouble now.
535
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:58,680
[siren wailing]
536
00:19:58,805 --> 00:20:00,445
Well, I don't know
what got into you kids.
537
00:20:00,557 --> 00:20:01,957
You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
538
00:20:02,059 --> 00:20:03,979
We just didn't want
the girls giving us diseases.
539
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:05,604
I'm afraid this is
all my fault.
540
00:20:05,729 --> 00:20:07,898
I think I went a little
overboard scaring the girls.
541
00:20:08,023 --> 00:20:10,442
I forgot to tell them
that to get diseases from boys,
542
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,361
you have to have sex
with them first.
543
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:13,362
Kids: Oh.
544
00:20:13,487 --> 00:20:14,613
Well, I hate to say it,
545
00:20:14,738 --> 00:20:16,782
but you all got
what you deserve.
546
00:20:16,907 --> 00:20:18,450
All: Huh?
547
00:20:18,575 --> 00:20:20,118
Look, schools are teaching
condom use
548
00:20:20,244 --> 00:20:21,995
to younger and younger
students each day.
549
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,880
But sex isn't something
that should be taught
550
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,540
in textbooks and diagrams.
551
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:28,377
Sex is emotional
and spiritual.
552
00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:29,742
It needs to be taught
by family.
553
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,713
I know it can be hard,
parents,
554
00:20:31,838 --> 00:20:34,424
but if you leave it up to the
schools to teach sex to kids,
555
00:20:34,549 --> 00:20:36,069
you don't know who
they're learning it from.
556
00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:38,345
It could be someone
who doesn't know,
557
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,305
someone who has
a bad opinion of it,
558
00:20:40,430 --> 00:20:42,474
or even a complete pervert.
559
00:20:42,599 --> 00:20:44,726
What? Why did you
pan to me just now?
560
00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:46,331
What the hell's that
supposed to mean?
561
00:20:46,436 --> 00:20:47,729
He's right,
I never knew
562
00:20:47,854 --> 00:20:51,942
how special and personal sex was
until just recently.
563
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:53,485
This whole mess started
564
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,046
because we couldn't talk
to our boy ourselves.
565
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,406
It's easier to just leave it
up to the school,
566
00:20:57,531 --> 00:20:59,408
but it's just not
a school subject.
567
00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:01,427
Then it's decided; no more
condom classes in grade school.
568
00:21:01,451 --> 00:21:02,995
Kids: Hooray!
569
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,664
But, Chef, when is the right
age for us to start having sex?
570
00:21:05,789 --> 00:21:07,374
It's very simple,
children.
571
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:10,085
The right time to start
having sex is...
572
00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:11,378
17.
573
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,505
17?
17.
574
00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:15,424
So you mean 17,
as long as you're in love?
575
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:16,925
Nope, just 17.
576
00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,927
But what if
you're not ready at 17?
577
00:21:19,052 --> 00:21:21,054
17, you're ready.
578
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,723
Well, I guess we got
a while to wait
579
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,617
before we worry about sex
and diseases, huh, Wendy?
580
00:21:24,641 --> 00:21:25,892
Yeah, thank God.
581
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,620
Well, I guess now that
that's out of the way,
582
00:21:27,644 --> 00:21:28,437
we can get on
with our lives.
583
00:21:28,562 --> 00:21:29,938
Come here, boy.
584
00:21:30,063 --> 00:21:31,833
That's it, Red Rocket,
Red Rocket, come on, yeah.
585
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:32,733
Come on,
Red Rocket, dog.
586
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:33,942
Red Rocket now.
587
00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:38,488
Okay, children, so what other
sexual positions
588
00:21:38,613 --> 00:21:39,948
did we talk about?
589
00:21:40,073 --> 00:21:43,368
Yeah, the Wrap-around Butt Grab.
Sure, can't forget that.
590
00:21:43,493 --> 00:21:45,454
Uh-huh, Reverse Cowgirl.
Good, Kevin.
591
00:21:45,579 --> 00:21:47,873
Hot Lunch?
Yeah, she likes that.
592
00:21:47,998 --> 00:21:50,292
Donkey Punch, uh-huh.
593
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:52,711
Glass Bottom Boat.
Good one, yes.
594
00:21:52,836 --> 00:21:55,047
Fish Eye,
good, Jenny.
595
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:57,591
Chili Dog, mm-hmm.
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