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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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Come on!
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Let's get this baby
open like a can of tuna!
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More like a tuna melt.
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Oh, my legs!
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My legs are stuck! Oh!
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She's pinned under
the steering column.
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Get me the hydraulic ram now!
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It's too late. Just go.
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You don't need to burn, too.
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Hotshots don't get burned.
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We just get a little toasted.
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Hang on to me.
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I got you.
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You're a hero.
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No, I'm just
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doing my job.
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Brad.
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Yeah!
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So, what do you think?
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Uh, that was very
exciting, Brad.
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I really liked the music.
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The production value...
it's off the charts.
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Yeah, super cool.
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- You hated it, didn't you?
- What?
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- No.
- No one said that.
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It's not supposed
to be a documentary.
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Yeah, real life is boring,
and-and who wants that?
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This-this was fun.
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But as... professionals,
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did anything bother you?
Did anything ring...
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false?
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- Mm...
- Uh...
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w-well... and this
is not a big deal...
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usually, we would put out
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an engine fire before
attempting such
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a difficult extraction.
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That was the network.
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And also we wouldn't
call it a hydraulic ram.
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We just call it a
spreader, and we get it.
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That was the network, too.
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They thought "spreader"
was provocative.
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I was just gonna say that you
wouldn't be blabbing so much
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- to the driver in the middle of a rescue.
- Uh, "blabbing"?
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What blabbing?
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The speech at the end.
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- Uh, "hotshots don't get burned."
- Y...
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You're saying we should
get rid of the speech?
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No, I'm just... In real
life, uh, we wouldn't
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be standing around yakking,
we'd be getting her out.
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I'm just saying, it
seemed kind of, uh...
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Extraneous.
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Fake.
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You said the F word.
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
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F is for "fun,"
like-like Buck said.
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I think I need to
pop to the loo.
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It was a good show, Brad.
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- Exceptional production value, Brad.
- No, n...
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It's my kid's favorite show.
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Uh...
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What?
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Hello, justice fans.
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Cart Cop here with
a new edition of...
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What do we have here?
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Another shirker in the wild.
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Ma'am? Ma'am?
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Hi, I can't help but notice
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you left your shopping
cart out, uh, right there
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- in the open.
- So?
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So, uh, there's a perfectly
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good cart corral
for these carts.
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Carts go in the cart corral.
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It's part of the social
contract that we all share.
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But instead of upholding said
contract, you're choosing
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- to shirk.
- Did you call me a jerk?
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No, not a jerk, ma'am. "Shirk."
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You shirked your duty
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vis-à-vis this cart.
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They pay people
to move the carts.
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Uh, uh, who, him?
'Cause that gentlemen's
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a senior citizen.
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Possibly a veteran.
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You-you'd have him clean
up after your mess?
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Do you work at this store?
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Or are you police?
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Cart Cop, ma'am.
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I'm a concerned citizen.
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I don't have time for this.
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What the hell's that?
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That's yours. It's a magnet.
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For parking your
cart like a shirker.
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I am not a shirker.
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Hey, uh, I have to
warn you, ma'am.
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That was nearly assault.
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Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
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Oh. There is going to be an
assault if you keep putting
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this crap on my car!
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- Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
- Uh, there is no need
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- for profanity.
- Go away.
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Hey, lady, this ain't
a parking space.
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- Yeah, I'm trying to leave!
- Then leave!
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This little douche
is harassing me.
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I'm not harassing her.
I'm just shaming her.
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She's refusing to return
her cart to the cart corral.
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Lady, just put the cart back.
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It's, like, what... 20 feet?
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Don't you "lady" me, baldy.
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How about if I go through you?
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Yeah, baldy.
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Try it. -
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What are you, stupid?
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How obvious can a car be?
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Aw, geez.
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Come on, back it up
now. Move that car.
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Lady, what the hell
are you doing, huh?
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- Are you blind or are you stupid?
- Get back in your car.
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- Back in your car.
- Don't touch me!
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And you... do not make
me use my nightstick.
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I am not playing with you.
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Whoa! Whoa.
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LAPD.
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Come on!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, now.
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You want to tell
me why everyone's
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losing their damn minds?
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It-It's this cart shark.
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Cart Cop.
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Cart pain in my ass.
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This kid is always
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stirring up trouble.
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I tried to boot him last month.
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Then he reported me
and I got suspended.
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Well, it serves you right,
persecuting a public servant.
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Are you doing this for YouTube?
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For justice. Moral decay
starts in cart corral.
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First they leave one
in a parking spot,
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then they leave one
in a handicap walkway,
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and the next thing you know
we-we're belly-up in the abyss.
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What are you talking about?
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He vandalized my car with this.
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"I got cart narced"?
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Ma'am, vandalism
requires damage.
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From what I can tell,
that's a magnet.
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Which you're welcome to
take home as a keepsake.
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- See, that right there...
- Okay, sir, sir,
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just keep your mouth shut.
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See? He's harassing me.
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He called me a-a shirker.
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Okay, I don't know
what that means,
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but that is his first
amendment right.
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What about my rights?
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He videotaped me
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and he's gonna post
it without my consent.
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I don't need your consent.
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Okay, it's a public place.
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And it's legal in California.
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Really? Well, let
me rephrase this.
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- If I find you, I'm gonna hurt you.
- Whoa, whoa...
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Okay, look, sir. Sir.
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The more you go off,
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the more views he gets, so
why don't -
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you just get back in your car?
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- And you.
- Yes?
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Sir, clear the parking lot.
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And, ma'am,
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take this cart back
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- to where it belongs.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Let's move, let's move, get back in our cars.
- I...
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You don't really
want me to ta...
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No problem, Officer.
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All right, all right.
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Okay, okay.
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Go on, go on home.
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Uh, hey.
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Thanks for the backup.
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It's good to meet a fellow
crusader for justice.
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Graham.
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You are not a crusader.
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You are a busybody.
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You want my advice?
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Stop all this "cop
cart" nonsense
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before you busy the wrong body.
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- Son of a...
- I told you.
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It's belly-up in the abyss.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hi, Dad. What's up?
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You got a minute?
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I guess so.
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Uh, you still watch
that show Hotshots?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, um, you'll
never believe this,
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but Brad Torrance...
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the main guy from Hotshots...
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been hanging out
at the firehouse.
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- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
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He wants to learn how
to be a firefighter.
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Uh, anyway, I was
thinking about getting him
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to autograph something for you.
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For how much?
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I'm pretty sure I
can get it for free.
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Me and him, we're...
we're kind of friends.
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- You could put it up in your room.
- Cool.
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You'll send it to me?
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I meant...
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your room here.
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But, yeah, that's fine.
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I'll, uh... Yeah,
I'll-I'll send it.
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Okay. I got to go.
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Grandpa's setting up the board.
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- What board?
- Chess board.
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- You play chess now.
- Grandpa taught me.
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I'm in a chess club.
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You are?
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That's...
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that's great, Chris.
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Nobody told me.
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I have to practice.
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I'm in a tournament on Saturday.
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A tournament?
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Well, then yeah,
you should practice.
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Okay, well, can you,
uh, tell Abuelita
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- to send pictures to m...
- Bye, Dad.
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Hey, Mom. According to my map,
I'll be there in 20 minutes.
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There's some
construction on Wilshire.
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Do you think we'll
still make the previews?
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Yes, we'll still
make the previews.
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Because I love the previews.
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Ugh.
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They must be working
on the sewer lines.
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It stinks.
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I'll see you there. Bye.
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Seriously, dude? Can't
you see the signs?
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I swear, the drivers
in this town.
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Oh, my God!
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That doesn't look good.
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That doesn't smell good, either.
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Thar she blows!
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Are you in charge here?
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Henry Jennings,
department of sanitation.
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What are
we looking at here?
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About 5,000 gallons
of wastewater.
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We were running pressure
tests on the sewer lines.
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Well, looks like they failed.
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Went off like a bomb.
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His car blew up. He's okay.
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But cars started
crashing everywhere.
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I think there's still
people trapped in that one,
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pinned between two cars.
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Buck, Eddie. Saws and jaws.
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Black SUV between the
copper and blue sedan.
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- Let's go, let's go.
- Yeah, Cap.
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How far away is the
nearest shutoff valve?
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Half a mile away. Crews
are working on it now,
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but there's too much
water coming through.
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- Copy that.
- Hey. Do I know you?
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No, no. No, no. I've got
one of those faces, mate.
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Can't get through the doors.
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Let's go in through the roof.
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Please help us! We're
stuck! We're stuck!
261
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,680
- Buck, help me.
- Yeah.
262
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,563
All right, LAFD. We're
gonna get you guys out.
263
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,440
We're gonna be okay.
264
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,150
I'm gonna bust the window.
265
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,610
You guys, shield your eyes.
266
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,078
Can you climb out on your own?
267
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,456
My leg's caught. It hurts.
268
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,874
All right.
269
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,585
Cap, we're gonna
need more hands.
270
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,670
Copy that, Eddie.
271
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:54,923
- Bob. Bob, Bob?
- Yeah. yeah?
272
00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:56,506
Can I-can I come with?
273
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,633
- I-I'm good with the jaws.
- I think it's best
274
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,426
if you stay back here
for now and take notes.
275
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,762
All right. I-I'll wait
in the wings then, yeah?
276
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,055
- Yeah.
- All right.
277
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,473
All right. Wait in the wings.
278
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,225
All right, grab my hand.
279
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,559
I'm not leaving her.
280
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,687
If you want me to help
her, I need your seat.
281
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,688
Jake, you need to go.
282
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,734
Guys.
283
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,444
I'll see you soon.
284
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,451
I got you. Come on.
285
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,498
- Easy, easy.
- Here.
286
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,796
Gonna try and move the wheel,
287
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,255
- okay?
- Yeah.
288
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,510
- Ow!
- Okay. Okay.
289
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,011
All right, I'm
gonna feel around.
290
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,347
It might hurt.
291
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,937
- Eddie, how's it going?
- Not good.
292
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,189
She's got a laceration
on her upper leg.
293
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,941
Bleeding pretty good.
294
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,484
Okay. You find a way
295
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,777
to stop the bleed.
296
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,861
We'll find you a way out.
297
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,196
You got it.
298
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,406
Doors are all
jammed, I tried 'em.
299
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,448
What do we do?
300
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,866
We can't drain it, we move it.
301
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,368
I'll get the tow rope.
302
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,162
- I'm going back up.
- All right.
303
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,045
This is gonna hurt, okay?
304
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,933
- Ow. Ow.
- Okay. All right.
305
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,353
Watch your foot.
306
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,276
- Tow rope secure.
- Okay.
307
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,154
Take the slack
out, ease it back.
308
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,114
All right, give it
a little more gas.
309
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,366
Come on, come on.
310
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,581
Be safe, Buck. Hang on.
311
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,001
Okay, keep it coming,
keep it coming.
312
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,174
Hello.
313
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,471
Hello!
314
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,680
Hello! Unlock the door.
315
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,849
Hello!
316
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,811
Pull it back. Keep it
coming, keep it coming.
317
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,190
Back, back.
318
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,199
Hello?
319
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,575
Hello? Wake up.
320
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,701
What happened?
321
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,913
Okay. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
322
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,258
I'm sorry.
323
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,220
Luckily it missed your femoral.
324
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,139
I think that we can
cut it right off.
325
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,849
The wheel, not the leg.
326
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,267
Bob!
327
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,895
I got another one.
328
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,773
What is he doing?
329
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,819
Brad. She needs to
be put on a gurney.
330
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,196
- Get a gurney in here.
- Single car accident.
331
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:09,367
She was struck by the
airbag. No signs of bleeding.
332
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,244
Possible internal injuries.
333
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,162
Did you
check her vitals?
334
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,329
No.
335
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,705
How about for any head injuries?
336
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,333
I got her out of the bloody car.
337
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,919
Hey.
338
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,046
Are you Brad Torrance
from Hotshots?
339
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,049
Yes. Yes I am, love.
340
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,301
Let's go. Come on.
341
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,930
I knew I knew you.
342
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,307
You're the guy from that show!
343
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,393
- Actually...
- Hey.
344
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,354
- Just...
- It's Captain Banner, everyone!
345
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,772
- I'm just...
- Banner!
346
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,213
- It's not about me.
- You're a hero.
347
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,477
Uh... Just... excited.
348
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,070
- It's not about me. It's-it's...
- Captain Banner!
349
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,321
It's not about...
350
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,322
It's... Okay.
351
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,502
Eau de sewer. Such a
352
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,754
- specific aroma.
- Yeah, like sour milk
353
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,339
and old fish guts had a baby.
354
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,883
Isn't it glorious?
355
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,051
All right, listen up.
356
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,304
Get your turnouts off,
put 'em in the rack.
357
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,431
Chim, Buck, you're
on decontamination.
358
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,682
And everybody else,
359
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,809
start washing the rigs
and hit the showers.
360
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,478
- Brad, a word please.
- Yes, Bob. How can I help?
361
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,898
Ooh, I can get my PA to
deliver scented candles.
362
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,524
You can listen carefully
to what I'm about to say.
363
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,942
Yes.
364
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,611
What you did back there
was reckless and stupid.
365
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,488
That-that woman was in danger.
366
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,948
She was trapped in the
car. She needed my help.
367
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,034
And if she'd had a spinal injury
368
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,160
and you carried her
around like that,
369
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,411
you could have paralyzed her.
370
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,746
Oh, right.
371
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,831
That's why we always
put people in C collars
372
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,583
- before we move them.
- Okay.
373
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,793
Good note. Good note.
374
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,421
But we tend to skip over
these parts in the show
375
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,173
because they're a bit tedious.
376
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,091
It's because it's fake, Brad.
377
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,676
You're not a real firefighter.
378
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,637
And no matter what notes
you put down in that
379
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,805
journal of yours, nothing
is gonna change that. You
380
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,265
are an observer here.
381
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,808
You want something to do?
382
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,646
You can start by washing
and waxing that bumper,
383
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,357
because until I say otherwise,
that is where you will be
384
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,734
when we head out on
every call. Understood?
385
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,070
Got it, Bob.
386
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,657
In this firehouse,
it's Captain Nash.
387
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,081
Yes, Captain.
388
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,928
Ira came back here to
hose out some carts,
389
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,056
and we found him like this.
390
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270
Uh, these were
stuffed in his mouth.
391
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,146
He busied the wrong buddy.
392
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,357
I can't find a pulse.
393
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,650
Help me pull him
out from under here.
394
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,247
Sir, can you hear me?
395
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,623
We know what happened?
396
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,624
I think he got jumped.
397
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,252
I wasn't able to get a pulse.
398
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,920
Airway's clear. I'm not
getting a pulse either.
399
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,921
Try a sternal rub.
400
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,842
His GoPro's missing.
401
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,218
Either of you see his camera?
402
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,219
No.
403
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,057
I need the footage from
that security camera.
404
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,351
- There isn't any.
- What do you mean?
405
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,519
Well, these cameras back
here are on the fritz.
406
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,812
Guy's supposed to come
this week to replace 'em.
407
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,689
What about the
front of the store?
408
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,024
Those work.
409
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,901
Okay, I need
whatever you do have.
410
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,324
Right
pupil's reactive.
411
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,742
Let's get a C-collar on him.
412
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,619
What are you thinking, Hen?
413
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,078
I'm thinking we need to get
him to an operating room
414
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,830
in the next ten minutes.
415
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,956
Follow me. I'll
be your escort.
416
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,917
You think he's gonna wake up?
417
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,544
He better. He's
the only witness.
418
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,754
One, two, three.
419
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,184
Knock, knock.
420
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,643
Sergeant.
421
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,520
Graham.
422
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,314
This is Detective Romero.
423
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,899
He's gonna help
out on your case.
424
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,902
The charger said you were
okay to see visitors?
425
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,945
Y... You're the first.
426
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,697
Yeah. Come on in.
427
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,075
Make yourselves at home.
428
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,206
Does your family
know you're here?
429
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,415
No. I...
430
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,460
I wouldn't want to worry them.
431
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,962
Also, they don't speak
to me.
432
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,548
Not-not everyone's a
justice fan, right?
433
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,259
Don't I know it.
434
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,513
You should just go
ahead and say it.
435
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,806
Say what?
436
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,849
I told you so.
437
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,019
The Cart Cop got what
was coming to him, right?
438
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,979
Whatever you said,
439
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,857
whoever you provoked,
440
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,235
you didn't deserve this.
441
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,112
Thank you.
442
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,656
Can you tell us
what you remember?
443
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,116
It's all kind of
444
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:04,704
- fuzzy.
- Well, just do your best.
445
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,332
I purchased rations at
the market at 4:05p.m.
446
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,835
Energy drink and an energy bar.
447
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,086
And then I ate
them in my vehicle
448
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,338
on the north end of the lot.
449
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,048
I proceeded to the
southeastern corner.
450
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,842
That's usually where I
find the most shirkers.
451
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,386
And-and then...
452
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,807
I woke up here.
453
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,225
That's it?
454
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,686
You don't remember
anything from the attack?
455
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,104
Well, no.
456
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,606
I got my head stomped.
457
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,859
Look. There-there...
There's even a shoe print.
458
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,404
A... bootprint, actually.
459
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,699
Size nine. Still trying
to identify the brand.
460
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,201
Is there anyone you can think of
461
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,996
who would want to
do this to you?
462
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,291
Can I borrow your pen?
463
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,793
You making me a list?
464
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,920
No. A-A link.
465
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,756
To my YouTube channel.
466
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,346
That's some good
chrome work, Brad.
467
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,891
Thank you for saying
that, Edmundo.
468
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,434
No, I'm not just saying it.
469
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,019
You could use that thing
as a vanity mirror.
470
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,105
Well, I reckon when it comes
to vanity, I'm a natural.
471
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,857
Hey.
472
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,401
Everybody on the team gets
an earful from Cap sometimes.
473
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,069
It's part of the job.
474
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,822
I'm not on the team, am I?
475
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,949
I'm just an observer.
476
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,826
No.
477
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,995
What I really am is an imposter.
478
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,498
Come on, man, that's not true.
479
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,417
I'm 47 years old. I don't have
one real thing in my life.
480
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,419
Your show is real.
481
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,087
Hotshots?
482
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,131
It's a trifle with
artificial sweetener.
483
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,050
That tastes delicious.
484
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,135
Uh, your show matters to people.
485
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,763
- Really? To whom?
- To your millions of fans.
486
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,766
To... to my son, Christopher.
487
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:53,853
Who, uh, would love an
autograph, by the way.
488
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,359
Aw. Why don't you bring
him to the station?
489
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,736
Meet me in person?
490
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,698
I would, but he lives in
Texas with his grandparents.
491
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,075
That must be hard.
492
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,786
Hardest three months of my life.
493
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,080
Feel like there's this gap
494
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,290
growing between us.
495
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,709
Every time I talk to him,
he's this new person.
496
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,587
With a new friend.
497
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,089
New hobby.
498
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,258
- He's in the chess club now.
- Oi.
499
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,843
Might have a new Bobby
Fischer on your hands.
500
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,971
Yeah, we'll see.
501
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,724
I'm so proud of him.
502
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,560
Just wish I could be a part of
the journey a little bit more,
503
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,186
you know?
504
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,063
My son was nine when I left.
505
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,983
To test for a pilot for the CW.
506
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,943
It never went.
507
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,196
But I never did quite
make it back to England.
508
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,656
He's all grown up now,
509
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,199
he's studying to be a architect
510
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,617
and he's getting
married in the spring.
511
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,371
That's great. Congratulations.
512
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,167
Still holding out hope
for an invitation.
513
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,056
Edmundo.
514
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,309
Can I be so bold as to
offer you some advice?
515
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,644
Yeah, of course.
516
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:24,194
Don't let that gap between
you grow another inch.
517
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:33,453
Hello, justice fans.
518
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,872
Cart Cop here with
a red-blooded,
519
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,415
all-American shirker.
520
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,250
Sir, sir, did you mean
521
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,002
to leave your cart
out in the egress?
522
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,671
- You shirked your duty.
- Get that camera out of my face.
523
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:47,050
- How about you cradle your cart?
- How about I beat your ass?
524
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,927
You missed the corral. You left
your cart -Oh, I'm sorry, I'm on a call.
525
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,929
Stranded like Wilson
the volleyball.
526
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,599
You little insignificant,
small-minded twerp.
527
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,769
- Holy moly.
- Okay.
528
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,855
There you go. Doing
your bit for law and order.
529
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,398
- Was that so hard?
- You drop dead, you little...
530
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,525
Oh, my God, we got a live one,
531
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,736
justice fans! Here
we go! Oh, boy!
532
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,446
Excuse me, sir?
533
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,822
As a cart maintenance
professional,
534
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,366
would you care to
comment on the epidemic
535
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,159
- of shirkers?
- Please don't film me.
536
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,411
- I don't like it.
- Hey! Hey.
537
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,746
How many times I
got to tell you?
538
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,374
Stop harassing people!
539
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,443
What, you
seeing something?
540
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,129
I think we bring 'em in.
541
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,508
- Bring who in?
- All of 'em.
542
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,846
So, the other day
543
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,723
in the parking lot
of Theo's Market,
544
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,394
you told me that you tried
to have Graham Keye trespass,
545
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:41,771
but he complained and
you got suspended.
546
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,648
Yeah. That's true.
547
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,775
Sounds like management
didn't have your back.
548
00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:47,068
No. They didn't.
549
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,695
Maybe that's because
550
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,363
you didn't just ask him
to vacate the premises,
551
00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:53,366
but you threatened to...
552
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,493
"crack his pointy skull"?
553
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,328
It's a little pointy.
554
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,329
Do you
often threaten people
555
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,164
with assault on a
weekday morning?
556
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,916
I've never threatened
anyone with assault.
557
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,418
Are you sure?
558
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,545
Because we have you on
camera telling Mr. Keye,
559
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:08,297
quote, "Oh, there's
gonna be an assault."
560
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:12,135
That was, um, a
figure of speech.
561
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,470
- "Beat your ass" was a figure of speech?
- Yep.
562
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,888
Sure was.
563
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,348
Honestly,
564
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,474
you think I'm really
capable of that?
565
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,852
- You tell us.
- Well, I admit,
566
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,563
I have anger issues, but
I went to counseling.
567
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,940
After I went viral.
568
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,234
How many people besides
yourself knew that the cameras
569
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,445
behind the store
weren't working?
570
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,406
Well, the bag boys, they
do whippets back there.
571
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,616
We call it the Bermuda Triangle.
572
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,452
You're the one who found
him. You didn't see
573
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:39,120
- anyone else back there?
- Sorry, I...
574
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,205
I was focusing on the carts.
575
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,623
The damn carts.
576
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:43,791
Hey, I agree with the guy.
577
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,793
People need to put
their carts back.
578
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,128
Why should I put my cart back?
579
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,212
No one else does.
580
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,839
Don't they pay folks to do that?
581
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,424
They pay Ira to do that.
582
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:52,842
Well,
actually, they pay me
583
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,677
to return the carts to
the front of the store.
584
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,055
But technically, the customers
are encouraged to cradle them
585
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,057
in the cart corral.
586
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,433
Do you own a pair of boots?
587
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:02,560
- Do Jimmy Choos count?
- It's fall.
588
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,770
Everyone wears boots.
589
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,563
They're part of my uniform.
590
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,107
Sir Digby's.
Orthopedic joggers.
591
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,400
Special order from the U.K.
592
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,778
I recommend them if
you're on your feet a lot.
593
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,571
It's like walking on air.
594
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,156
Those about a size nine?
595
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,741
- Twelve.
- I'm an eight.
596
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,618
- Thirteen.
- Six.
597
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:19,660
And a half.
598
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,996
Get a warrant.
599
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,069
What do we
know about this guy?
600
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:56,155
Well, the calls started
rolling in about ten minutes ago.
601
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,908
Dispatch, I need LAPD and
a crisis response team.
602
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,535
Copy
that, Captain 118.
603
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:03,246
- Hen, Chim, have you landed yet?
- Right below you, Cap.
604
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,332
All right, start
deploying that bag.
605
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,210
Buck? Eddie?
606
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,336
Capture strap, let's go.
607
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,839
- On it.
- Yeah.
608
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,009
Hey. Uh...
609
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,053
Are you the guy...
610
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,263
No, no, I'm nobody, mate.
611
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,597
Yes, you are!
612
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,182
It's the... it's
the Hotshots guy!
613
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,643
- No, I... -
- Aw.
614
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,187
Can I get a selfie?
615
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,774
Hey, buddy. Want
to do us a favor
616
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,484
and take a seat?
617
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,027
Maybe we can have a chat?
618
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,237
You know? What-what
do you say?
619
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,239
I think I'll stay where I am.
620
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,907
And so should you.
621
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,451
We respect your space.
622
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,995
I'm Eddie.
623
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,830
That's Buck. What's your name?
624
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,915
- Craig.
- Craig. Okay.
625
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,208
What's going on, man?
626
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,960
I just got laid off from work.
627
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:52,004
That's what's going on.
628
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,008
- - Whoa!
- Whoa!
629
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,426
Chim, how's that bag coming?
630
00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,927
Working on it, Cap.
631
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,471
All right, work faster.
632
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,437
I see that you have
a wedding ring.
633
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,523
Guessing there's somebody
at home waiting for you?
634
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,027
You'd guess wrong.
635
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:19,280
My wife left two months ago.
636
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,783
There's nobody at
home but the TV.
637
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,620
Nobody cares about me.
638
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:29,665
That's not true. People
care about you, Craig.
639
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,877
Oh, yeah? Who?
640
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,338
There's a whole crowd
of people right there,
641
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,840
just pulling for you.
642
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:40,718
- Oh, yeah?
- Hey!
643
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,930
They really look like they're
at the edge of their s...
644
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:52,105
Hey, is that... is
that Brad Torrance?
645
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,441
Uh, you-you know who he is?
646
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,525
Of course I do.
647
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,319
He's Captain Race Banner.
648
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,529
I-I watch every
episode of his show.
649
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,948
Hey, Cap.
650
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,616
Turns out our new friend
651
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:06,036
- is a Hotshots fan.
- No kidding.
652
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,875
Hey! Everyone, please step
away from the fire engine.
653
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,877
Please.
654
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:18,589
Step back from the
engine now. Step back.
655
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,049
Sorry about that, Bob.
656
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,801
I mean, Capt-Captain.
Cap, Cap.
657
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:23,761
- Brad.
- Yeah?
658
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,887
I need your help.
659
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,138
My help?
660
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,431
Want to be a real hero?
661
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,017
Now's your chance.
662
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,777
Hey, lads, you mind if I join?
663
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:44,949
Uh, Craig, this is Brad.
664
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:48,203
Wow. It really is you.
665
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,831
I thought you'd be taller.
666
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,749
You're standing on a ledge.
667
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,127
That's true.
668
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,838
Craig here, he-he
lost his job today.
669
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,257
And his wife.
670
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,384
Just one? I've lost five.
671
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,970
- Jobs?
- Wives.
672
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:10,349
Not having much luck on the
job department, either, mate.
673
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,727
Whoa.
674
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,562
What are you talking about?
You're on a hit TV show.
675
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,815
Meaningless, disposable trash.
676
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:22,820
That... that is not true.
677
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,947
When my wife left me,
678
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,617
I binged the first
three seasons.
679
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,370
You're my comfort, Captain.
680
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,414
Well, I appreciate that, son,
681
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:36,126
but you're gonna have
to switch the channel.
682
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:40,463
Captain Race Banner
is in a coma.
683
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,841
And what the suits at the
network don't know yet is...
684
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,218
he's never waking up.
685
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:48,637
You're killing off
Captain Banner?
686
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,097
Afraid so.
687
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,099
- Y-You can't.
- Craig.
688
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,769
Why would you care?
You're about to...
689
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,353
end it all.
690
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:59,190
- I'm considering it.
- Great.
691
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,234
I say we join hands,
go over together, eh?
692
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,279
Chim, Chim, Chim, Chim, Chim.
693
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,656
About 20 seconds more, Cap.
694
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,827
Do you realize how many people
695
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,246
would be devastated
if you did that?
696
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,124
Two days on TMZ, tops.
697
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,002
Then they'd all forget about me.
698
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,963
You're wrong.
699
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:27,468
I know it seems dark right now,
700
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,888
but there's one
thing I can tell you.
701
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,808
There's a spark
inside each of us.
702
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:37,144
And if we just hold fast
703
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,563
and refuse to let
that spark die...
704
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,983
it'll grow
into a roaring flame
705
00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,028
nobody will ever put out.
706
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,614
What's happening here?
707
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,658
Season two finale.
708
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,660
Captain Race Banner's
speech on a runaway
709
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,287
nuclear sub.
710
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,749
You can't kill off
Captain Banner.
711
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,793
He's what keeps
712
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,463
119 fire family together.
713
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,346
All right, Craig.
714
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,473
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
715
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,725
I'm gonna promise you
that Captain Race Banner
716
00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:17,768
is gonna wake up from his coma
717
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,061
on one condition.
718
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,980
What's that?
719
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:23,774
You get down from there,
720
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,360
return to terra firma.
721
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,321
You swear?
722
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,074
Captain's honor.
723
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,037
Come on.
724
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,497
I got you.
725
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,332
It's gonna be all right.
726
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,170
Hey, I got you.
727
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,318
Well, Brad Torrance,
728
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,862
you just saved a man's life.
729
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,364
How do you feel?
730
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:21,416
For once in my life, I
feel like a real damn hero.
731
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:24,585
Thank you.
732
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:27,672
Oh!
733
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,009
Buck, Eddie, need a Lifepak.
734
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,805
Hmm.
735
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,098
That's nice.
736
00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,602
Whoa, that's way too
much for me to handle.
737
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,898
Come in.
738
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,612
Buck, hey.
739
00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,447
- What are you doing here?
- I almost relapsed.
740
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,700
I almost called Tommy, so I
baked every speck of flour
741
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,077
I had in the house, and
I'm still jonesing for it.
742
00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,662
Here, have a scone.
743
00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:02,206
Come on in.
744
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,375
I, uh, I figured I could make us
745
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,252
some snickerdoodles,
if you had the stuff.
746
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,463
This is actually
pretty good, Buck.
747
00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:11,882
But seriously,
what's your secret?
748
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,842
Well, I've been
softening the butter
749
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,886
instead of melting it.
It makes everything
750
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,805
- fluffier.
- Hmm.
751
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,599
What was that?
752
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:22,643
What?
753
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:23,852
You flipped the tablet.
754
00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,688
Did I?
755
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,940
What are you looking at, Eddie?
756
00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,942
Oh, sorry. None of
my business. Uh,
757
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,443
privacy of your own home,
758
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,154
and I... I respect that.
759
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,741
But, ah, just a quick...
760
00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,287
Oh. Homes.com.
761
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,164
You're-you're
thinking about moving?
762
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,542
Starting to think
about it, anyway.
763
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:49,629
They have, uh, in-depth
neighborhood overviews.
764
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,840
Get a real feel for the area.
765
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:55,050
Nice, but where are
you gonna find a place
766
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,136
like this in L.A.
at your price point?
767
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,305
They're not in L.A., they're...
768
00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:01,141
in El Paso.
769
00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,271
Wait, are... are you serious?
770
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,941
I'm tired of missing out
on all my son's big moments
771
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,359
before he grows up.
772
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,570
Wow. Uh...
773
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,448
so-so, when would
this be happening?
774
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,826
I have this virtual appointment
with a real estate agent
775
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,747
in a few minutes,
get the ball rolling.
776
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:27,626
- Hence the button-down.
- Hence the button-down.
777
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,462
Well...
778
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,090
we should move this
party to the couch.
779
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,510
- We?
- You're gonna need
780
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,138
a wingman. Some of
these places are tragic.
781
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,516
I don't trust you to pick
a nice one on your own.
782
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:50,357
Get you a cup of coffee.
783
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,036
Sergeant Grant.
784
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,121
You must be looking for Tyson.
785
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,790
Do you know where
I might find him?
786
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,875
Oh, uh, probably on break.
787
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:10,876
I'll show you back there.
788
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,421
You all right?
789
00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:17,049
Oh, still recovering
from a hamstring pull.
790
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,384
It-it kicks up.
791
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,177
Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you,
792
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,471
these sneakers are clodhoppers,
793
00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:24,473
but they're a godsend.
794
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,558
- Oh, yeah. I looked into them.
- Uh-huh?
795
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,227
Yeah, had to do a little math
796
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,604
because they only
come in U.K. sizes.
797
00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:34,108
You said you wore a
size eight, didn't you?
798
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:37,403
Which means that in the U.S.,
799
00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:39,738
you would be a...
800
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,907
Size nine.
801
00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,492
There were in his locker,
just like you thought.
802
00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:46,036
- I don't see a warrant.
- Sorry,
803
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,247
old timer, those lockers
are store property.
804
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,833
Mm. That looks
like a match to me,
805
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,459
but we'll have forensics
806
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,920
confirm it. I think
I see a little blood
807
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,589
- still in there.
- Why'd you do it, old timer?
808
00:36:57,590 --> 00:37:01,135
Huh? Didn't Cart Cop
make your job easier?
809
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:04,054
No. He was stealing it.
810
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,764
Self-righteous weasel.
811
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,851
You know, if everybody
cradled their cart,
812
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,018
you'd be out of business.
813
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,605
I had to put my foot down.
814
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,970
I... I don't understand.
815
00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,889
Ira was such a sweet old man.
816
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,683
Except Ira wasn't Ira.
817
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,811
His real name is Maurice Smith.
818
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:55,230
Wanted for jumping
parole in North Dakota
819
00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:57,149
five years ago.
820
00:37:57,150 --> 00:38:00,110
Two-time convicted criminal.
821
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,821
For what, intent to
distribute hard candy?
822
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,199
Felony assaults.
823
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,786
- Brutal ones.
- Wow.
824
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,998
- What tipped you off?
- You did.
825
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,334
Or your camera.
826
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,336
It was something about the way
827
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,129
he avoided it, like he just
828
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,131
really didn't want to go viral.
829
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,092
Is he going back to prison?
830
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,762
For a long time.
831
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,389
Thanks to you.
832
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,727
People always tell me
I'm wasting my time
833
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,189
with this Cart Cop thing, but...
834
00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,234
it's not really about the carts.
835
00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:43,029
It's about what the
carts bring out in us.
836
00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,989
I understand.
837
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,534
You and me, we both wished
838
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,829
that people would choose
to do the right thing.
839
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:55,290
But you can't shame 'em into it.
840
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,626
Then they tend to double down.
841
00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,795
So, how do you then
842
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,673
stop the moral decay?
843
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,093
By setting an example.
844
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,514
And I think you're
ready to go pro.
845
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,975
You think I could be a real cop?
846
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:15,894
Baby, I say this
847
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,896
with all the love in the world.
848
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:19,648
No.
849
00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,150
But...
850
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:24,736
there's a job opening
at Field's Market.
851
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,863
I talked to the manager
852
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:30,033
and she said that as soon
as you're back on your feet,
853
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,995
the job is yours.
854
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,705
No way.
855
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,714
Just promise me that you'll
keep those carts corralled.
856
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,095
One, two.
857
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,889
Such a shame.
Someone so talented,
858
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,684
- to end up like this.
- Tragic.
859
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,102
Where am I?
860
00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,688
Doctor,
doctor, come quick.
861
00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,316
What's all the commotion?
862
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,152
- He's awake.
- My God.
863
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,572
What happened to me?
864
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,865
You were hit by a bowling ball
865
00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,575
going 40 miles per hour.
866
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,036
Bowling alley...
867
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,913
There was an explosion.
868
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,456
It was orphan night.
869
00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:18,707
From what we heard,
870
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,169
you saved every last
one of those orphans.
871
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,588
You're a real hero, captain.
872
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,006
No,
873
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,717
I was just doing my job.
874
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:32,012
You know, we were this close
to declaring you brain dead.
875
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,805
How did I wake up?
876
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,016
In my scientific opinion...
877
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:37,936
it's a miracle.
878
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,313
Good thing...
879
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:44,525
I'm in the miracles business.
880
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,570
And cut.
881
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,530
Beautiful job, everybody.
Check it and we're wrapped.
882
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,824
- I-I need another, I need another.
- Coffee, coffee.
883
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,493
- I want another one.
- Brad, I just wanted to say one more time,
884
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:56,703
that the accent thing...
it's uncanny. It's amazing.
885
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,330
- Thank you, Chuck.
- Was that Brad? Was that Brad?
886
00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,873
Brad. Brad, Brad,
887
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:00,957
was that too much? I feel like
888
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,125
maybe I was too
much on that line,
889
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,543
"It's a miracle."
890
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,921
You were perfect.
891
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:08,173
So? What do we think?
892
00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,176
I think you look like you're
back where you belong.
893
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,844
Thank you, but I
meant about the scene.
894
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:13,845
What are your thoughts?
895
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,347
I loved it. No notes.
896
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:17,849
- Henrietta?
- Uh, yeah.
897
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,393
It was... good.
898
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,937
There'll be music
under it, right?
899
00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:24,190
You hated it, didn't you?
900
00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,192
Where did-where did I lose you?
901
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,986
No, you didn't.
902
00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,906
You were in a coma, right?
903
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:34,825
Well, when you opened your eyes,
904
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:38,328
it just looked like you
were seeing pretty clearly.
905
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,830
In real life, it would take you
906
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,289
some time to adjust
to the lights.
907
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,999
That's brilliant. Go on.
908
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,420
Well, and... you'd be
hooked up to a ventilator
909
00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,422
if they were gonna really
declare you brain dead,
910
00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,464
not a cannula.
911
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:51,007
This.
912
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,093
This is why I've been asking for
913
00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,594
a medical consultant for years!
914
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,179
Marcus?
915
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,807
Marcus. We're going again.
916
00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:01,393
Back to one.
We're going again.
917
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,519
- Wait, we're going again?
- It's a miracle.
918
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,187
It's a miracle.
919
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,981
- Brad... - It's a miracle.
- And somebody
920
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:11,982
bring me a bloody ventilator!63220
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