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[knocking]
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Where Jessica at?
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Uh... You're...
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I'm here for Jessica.
Get her.
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Sorry. Um...
[elevator dings]
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I wasn't expecting...
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[girls laughing]
Mmm. Look at that!
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Can I talk to you
for a second first?
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I don't know, man.
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I got another waiting for me
in, like, an hour.
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Wait. What time is it?
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Like, 2?
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I have to pick her up
at 7, so...
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Yeah, an hour.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need to talk
to you first. Come on in.
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[sighs]
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So you're gonna
take Jessica out.
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Yeah, I mean, sure, man.
I don't care. Whatever.
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Well, this is Jessica's first
time going out with somebody
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and, um... I think I'm
pretty liberal
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but I just feel a little nervous
as I'm sure you understand--
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[coughs] Nerd!
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And-- You just... aren't
what I was expecting.
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Sweet.
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[SCOTT] Mmm... I wouldn't
use that word.
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I thought you'd be like
a high school kid.
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[laughs]
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Who still goes to high school?
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I mean, basically everybody.
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Losers.
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How about you tell me
about yourself before you...
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ruin her forever?
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[MACK] Oh, no problem, dude.
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I'm, uh, 20 something.
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I actually don't know my age
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because my mom
used my birth certificate
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to light my dad's car on fire
when I was a kid.
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But it really wasn't her fault
because she thought
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I wasn't her kid at the time.
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She has, like, no memory
of being pregnant.
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She says there's, like, this
five year period where
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she was blacked out
all the time
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and when she came to,
I was just there.
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She was like, "Who the hell is
this kid bringing me a beer?"
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[laughs] So, yeah, she
thought she was just
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burning some random piece
of paper, not, like,
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the thing that tells you
how old I am.
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I'm like, "I get it, Mom.
It's cool. It happens."
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So, yeah. It's always just kinda
been a ballpark thing.
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But people say I look
young for my age.
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But you don't know
how old you are.
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I still look young. Duh.
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Okay, well.
That was informative.
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So... where Jessica at?
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Yeah...
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I'm not sure about this.
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Are you scared?
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- [SCOTT] Of you?
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Sweet.
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No, not sweet. Look, I'm trying
not to be the control freak.
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I just wanna make sure
Jessica is in good hands.
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Aw, dude. My hands are the bomb.
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I can literally pick up
a watermelon with one hand.
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Like, the whole thing.
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Wow.
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And then I can chuck it
through my dad's window!
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'Cause that's what he gets
for leaving us, Dad!
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Uh...
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Watermelons are pretty big.
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I don't know if you
knew that, dude.
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Yeah, I... knew that.
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Can I get a beer?
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No!
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But I'm gonna get one.
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Look, it seems like you've
been through some stuff.
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I just wanna make sure
you treat Jessica well.
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Oh, don't worry.
I got her.
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No, see, the wink
actually made me worry.
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No, don't worry.
I got her.
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You did it again.
It's not helping.
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Is Jessica a bad girl?
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What?
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Like, does she do bad things
and you have to be like,
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"Ooh, Jessica. You're bad."
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I... wouldn't... say that...
to her... like that.
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"Bad, bad girl."
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No! She's good.
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I don't mind if she's bad. I've
taken out a lot of bad girls.
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Some bad boys, too.
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Sure.
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[MACK] I kinda like it
when they're bad.
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'Cause then I can teach 'em
some discipline.
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No, you don't need to
"discipline" Jessica.
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She's good.
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Oh, they all start out good.
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And then they're with me.
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And they're like, "Ooh.
Dad's not around. I can be bad."
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She's always been good!
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You never scolded her?
Spanked her?
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Sprayed her with the hose?
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Who would do that?
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[MACK] My dad.
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Hey, do you have any
watermelons around here?
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This isn't gonna work out.
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Dude. I get it.
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I look all, like,
hard and stuff,
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and it makes people be like...
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"Whoa".
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Well said.
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But I promise, deep down
I'm a real softie.
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Mmmm...
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Why don't we let Jessica
decide for herself?
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Jessica!
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[footsteps]
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Your dog walker's here.
Do you wanna go out with him?
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Are you a bad girl?
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No, she's a good girl!
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You're a good girl.
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See?
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I'm sorry. I just think
it's too much for her to--
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[footsteps]
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They all start off good.
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She-- She needs to be
home by 3.
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Um...
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Just call me if you need
anything. Anything at all.
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You're gonna be
a good girl, Jessica.
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Good girl.
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Don't worry.
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I got her.
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Bad, bad girl.
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[dog barks]
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