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Oh, shitters! Shit, shit!
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Okay, here we go.
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There we go, that's good.
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Motherfucking shit.
Fuck.
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Oh good, you made it!
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Yes! Yeah. I had to
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drop off Mom's cream cheese
and corn casserole.
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What do you have here? Let me guess.
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Is this Sheri Berry's famous
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turkey and homemade noodle casserole?
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Yep.
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- May I?
- Oh, sure.
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Oh, my God.
I've been dreaming about this, Sheri.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yep.
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Sheri! What's in that?
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- Turkey and noodles.
- You don't say!
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Hey, Roscoe!
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Jerry!
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- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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Can I make you a plate?
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Oh, no, no. I'm waiting for my friend.
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Well, how long is he
gonna keep you waiting?
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- It's Thanksgiving.
- Well, I hope soon.
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But I had to leave the house.
It was just too depressing in there.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Alright, well,
holler if you need anything, okay?
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I'll do that.
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- Alright.
- Okay.
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Hey! You have time for a drink?
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Fuck. My sister. I'm late.
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Family is family, and friends are family,
and you gotta love 'em all.
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Do I?
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Alright, well,
happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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God dammit.
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Hey! How's your vag?
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I have neighbors!
Can we not be so vulgar?
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Here. You're driving 'cause I'm drinking.
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Did you already start?
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Don't worry about it!
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Okay.
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You know, you're actually doing
much better than I thought you'd be doing.
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- Yeah, because I'm fine.
- Good!
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- Yep.
- Good.
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You know, it's just that, I mean,
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Thanksgiving is supposed
to be about family.
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And now suddenly,
Shannon wants to spend it with Rick?
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I mean, we've never spent
Thanksgiving apart her whole life, ever.
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I mean, I just-- Why? I don't get it!
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Why does she wanna
hang out with that asshole?
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She probably feels sorry for him.
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And what is he going to feed her?
I would love to know!
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I mean, he can't cook!
At all! As you know!
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I swear to God,
if he makes her a TV dinner,
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I will rip that fucking dick off!
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Trish, remember,
you're gonna have her for Christmas, so.
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- That doesn't help.
- Look, let's just--
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Let's just put it out of that pretty
little head of yours, okay?
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Okay, because we are gonna
have so much fun today.
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How?
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Well, because we're gonna manifest it!
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We're gonna manifest the shit out of it!
We're gonna manifest fun.
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We're gonna be mani-fucking-festing
all fucking day.
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We're gonna mani-fucking-fest it!
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Yes! Manifest!
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- Yes! Manifest!
- Shut--
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- Shut up.
- Manifest!
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Sound stupid when I say it, too?
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- No.
- Manifest!
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What kind of pie you get?
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- Your favorite. What is your favorite?
- Pumpkin. That's not pumpkin.
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I thought you liked blueberry.
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I'm coming, I'm coming!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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- I have a little hostess gift for you.
- That's so nice!
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- Those are all Sam, not me.
- Okay.
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- She's depressed.
- Yeah.
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That's terrible!
Well, can I get you a drink?
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- Yes, this.
- Oh, alright.
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- Now. Do it.
- I'll open her up.
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- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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Snacks! Those look good.
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- Hey, where do these pies go?
- Right here.
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- Okay.
- I'll get you a beer, okay?
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- Hi, guys.
- Love that belt.
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Sorry we're late. I got stuck at work.
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Oh, my God!
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- The piano's back!
- Yeah.
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How did that happen?
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Well, it was actually very difficult.
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Well, what'd you have to do?
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It wasn't difficult at all!
I'm just showing off.
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I just called the family
and we made a trade.
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So now, they have a baby grand
and you have Joel's old upright?
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Yeah, it was important to Joel, so...
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- Well, I'm glad she's back.
- Me too.
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Well, cheers, everybody!
Thanks for letting me
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crash your party.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Happy to have ya.
- Thank you.
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Excuse me. What was that?
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- What's what?
- What was that little, you know,
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little winky, touchy, flirty, cutie thing?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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- I mean...
- Come on, kids, we're not buyin' it.
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Love is in the air!
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Are you serious?
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- Holy shit.
- Sammy, you're next.
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- Come on, I don't know about that.
- Well, you know,
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Sam almost did just get a little fur baby.
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I don't like that word, "fur baby."
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Okay, sorry, dog, but whatever.
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- You did?
- Oh, my God, you gotta do it.
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- It'll change your life.
- Yeah. I mean,
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I told her it'd be
a huge responsibility, but...
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I don't know if I want some dog
shitting all over my house.
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We tried that with Roger.
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I love this new picture wall!
This is fun.
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Oh, yeah.
We're trying a few new things out.
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Fred and I were trying
to figure out who everyone is.
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Are those kids your nephews?
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No, those are my boys.
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Excuse me?
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They're adorable.
They look just like you.
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Well, I should go carve those turkeys.
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Holy shit, that's a lot of meat!
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You're empty.
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We can't have that!
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Okay, now before we start,
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we need someone to say grace.
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Sam?
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Oh, you're serious.
Brad, I'm not really a grace person.
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Sammy, come on.
We're all doing new stuff tonight.
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Look what I'm doing.
I'm eating tater tots from an air fryer!
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You really can't tell the difference.
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I'll be the judge of that, Brad.
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You know, I think you should do it.
You're good at this stuff.
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I'd rather watch you do it.
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Fuck you.
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Okay.
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Here goes.
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Jesus.
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- That's his name, right?
- Stop.
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There is so much
to be thankful for this year.
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We would like to start by thanking You
for these most precious gifts.
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Number one,
for all the wonderful people
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- gathered here today.
- Here, here.
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Number two, for all the num-nums
we're about to mow down on.
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Here, here!
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Number three, the Pinot Grigio.
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That was for you.
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Fuck it. We'd like to thank You
for my sister.
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Here, here!
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We'd like to thank You
for those crescent rolls,
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which I will be fucking up soon.
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And did I miss anything?
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- No, I think you did good.
- Oh, no!
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For our wonderful hosts.
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So, praise be, blessed be,
and hallowed be Thy name.
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- Cheers!
- How'd I do?
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I love a prayer that has
the word "fuck" in it
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and turns into a toast.
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Okay, dig in!
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Sammy, I want some meat!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Can I have the sweet potatoes?
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I thought I said these were all for me.
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Okay, but, that is a lot of gravy.
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Brad, did you make everything?
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- Potatoes.
- I peeled half of the potatoes,
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and I did air fry the tater tots.
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- Yes, he did.
- Oh, okay!
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So, Brad,
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international man of mystery.
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I can't believe
you had this whole other life.
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Oh, well...
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Who needs wine?
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- Please.
- Thirsty? You thirsty, Irma?
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I'm good with my beer.
So don't worry about that.
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Yeah? You want some wine?
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How often do you get to see your boys?
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Not as often as I'd like.
They're busy with their own kids.
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You're a grandpa?
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Yes, that's how it works.
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Very funny.
Does that make you a grandpa, too?
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No, that's not how it works.
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Oh, Brad, I bet you were
just the most incredible father.
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We don't have to talk about this.
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Brad doesn't mind. Do you mind, Brad?
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No.
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So, tell us. You were married...
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Yes, I married Amy
right out of high school.
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So young!
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Well, we were both very religious,
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and that's just what you did
in those days.
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Yeah.
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I cannot even imagine that.
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Well, I loved her.
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And she was my best friend,
so it seemed normal.
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And I didn't wanna be the way I was,
so I tried being someone else.
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But, eventually, I needed to
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be honest
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about who I was.
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So, we got divorced
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and I moved to Manhattan,
far enough away
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that I wasn't a distraction,
but close enough that I could see my boys.
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If she would allow it.
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And did she allow it?
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Not often.
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It was complicated.
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It was our situation. And
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in all fairness, how could she accept me
when I couldn't accept myself?
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I will never understand people like that.
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Love is love!
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Yes.
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And I still love her.
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She's a good person. I just...
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We don't...
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She doesn't see the world the way I do.
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That's all.
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Well, at least you have Joel now, right?
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And all of us. We love you, kid.
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Well, I'm
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very grateful to whatever
brought me to this moment.
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I didn't mean to bring down the room.
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I don't know how
I made this about myself.
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You didn't.
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Tell me, how's the turkey?
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- It's good, right?
- So good.
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- Yeah, it's amazing.
- Very moist.
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- Just like Tricia.
- Sam, no!
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- Oh, my God.
- That's all you do.
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- You just talk about your Escalade...
- No! Stop!
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- ...and your vagina.
- Stop! Stop!
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Oh, my God!
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Anyway, stop talking.
What Susan said, love is love.
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Who are you and what have you
done with my sister?
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Brad, I just think you
are the sweetest thing.
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And I'm so happy you found your person.
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And
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thank you for sharing
all of that with us, and
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thank you for including me today.
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Hey, we're a family.
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Nope, you're not gonna make me cry, Fred.
Not doing it.
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Yeah, the only person
allowed to make us cry
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on Thanksgiving is our mother.
Thank you.
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Isn't it so great
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our better halves get along so well?
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Yes!
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Alright, kids, well,
I gotta warm up the car for the lady.
252
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,312
- Who's going to Catch Club tomorrow?
- I'm in.
253
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,314
I'll be there.
Already doing my stretches, Coach.
254
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,441
That's what I like to hear, Sammy!
255
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,152
Alright, don't forget to bundle up.
No complainers tomorrow, right?
256
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,820
- No complaining.
- Alright, kids, toodles.
257
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,155
- Toodles.
- Have a great night.
258
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,449
Thanks a lot. See ya.
259
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,036
Oh, my God, is he blind?
Were we not just at the same dinner?
260
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,954
I mean, she would not stop.
261
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:48,624
I mean, even after everything
he's been through,
262
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,918
she's still not done with him.
263
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:51,961
- God.
- Sam!
264
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,964
I can't believe you almost got a dog!
265
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,050
I know.
266
00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,010
I don't know, I thought it'd be nice
to have something
267
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,804
soft to come home and touch.
268
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,015
But then, some young couple
swooped him up, so.
269
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,311
- I think you should try again.
- We'll see.
270
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,772
Okay, don't fall!
271
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,232
She's ripped!
272
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,358
They both are.
273
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,860
Yeah, I think you're right.
274
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,744
You know, all that, all that Brad stuff.
275
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,579
I guess I don't always think about
276
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,957
what other people are walking around with,
you know?
277
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,292
Yeah.
278
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,504
I really could not understand
279
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,715
why you would wanna give up having kids.
280
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:40,802
I mean, it's been so important to you.
281
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,387
I just...
282
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,180
I don't know, I thought that you were
283
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,143
changing who you are
to make somebody else happy, you know.
284
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,395
But I get it.
285
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,148
I really do. It's...
286
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,068
I guess it's all part of
287
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:58,820
loving someone.
288
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:01,906
Yeah.
289
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,200
You make people happy.
290
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,870
You do. You really do, Joel.
291
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,372
It's a gift.
292
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,752
I guess it's the Joel Anderson effect.
293
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,046
It is!
294
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,799
Take me home!
295
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,926
- I am drunk!
- Look at you!
296
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,803
- Joel, I love you.
- I love you!
297
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,889
- I had the best day!
- Oh, good!
298
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,223
- The best!
- I'm so glad!
299
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,267
Yes!
300
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,394
- Me, too!
- See? The Joel Anderson effect.
301
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,396
That's the Pinot Grigio effect.
302
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,192
I mean, you did serve her
quite a bit of Pinot Grigio.
303
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,403
I like a heavy pour.
You don't have to get up.
304
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,029
Alright, FaceTime me for tuck-ins?
305
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,405
Always.
306
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,282
Oh, my God,
we gotta talk about Irma and Tiffani!
307
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,575
I don't understand what's happening!
308
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,160
- I mean, is that true?
- It has to be.
309
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,204
I can't-- Okay, we'll talk.
310
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,997
I need to sit with that for a second.
311
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,582
I do.
312
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,377
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Joel! You're the best!
313
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,630
Happy Thanksgiving. Bye, Tricia!
314
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,175
- I can't get it into the thing!
- Oh, geez.
315
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,968
Let me.
316
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,142
Joel! I love you!
317
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,186
Bye!
318
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,279
Tricia.
319
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,386
Hi. Hi, honey.
320
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,513
Hey.
321
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,684
God, I hope this isn't weird.
322
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,478
You know,
I was just at my friend's house
323
00:14:56,438 --> 00:15:01,150
for Thanksgiving,
and he made two enor--
324
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,484
He made a lot of turkey.
325
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,405
There, there's, like, 40 pounds of turkey.
326
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,867
Anyway, I know you guys,
you love your meat,
327
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,953
and so I thought, well, you know,
328
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,955
it's the holidays, and
329
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,624
I wanted to bring you some.
330
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,626
And, I think--
331
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,881
I think Wesley will like it.
I think you'll like it.
332
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,969
Thank you.
333
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,219
Can I give him...?
334
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,263
Yeah! It's...
335
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,599
Wanna try it?
336
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,684
There you go.
337
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,895
- He likes it. Okay.
- He does.
338
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,022
Good.
339
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,191
God, I shoulda called.
I'm really sorry, but...
340
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,902
I don't know, it's Thanksgiving,
I wasn't sure if you guys celebrated,
341
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,989
and you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving.
342
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,532
So.
343
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,955
- Thanks for the meat.
- Well, you're welcome.
344
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,124
Can I ask you a question?
345
00:15:58,875 --> 00:15:59,876
Sure.
346
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,425
Do you ever drink beer
with anybody other than Jerry?
347
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,053
No.
348
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,432
Oh, okay.
349
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,810
Well, I was just curious.
350
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,397
God, I'm sorry,
I shoulda called here.
351
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,816
Have a great Thanksgiving,
and I'm gonna--
352
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,402
I'm gonna take Tricia home.
353
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,915
Oh, my God.
354
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,695
This mailbox is full and cannot
accept any messages--
355
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,616
Are you okay?
356
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,537
Yeah, I just wanted to call
and wish Dad a Happy Thanksgiving.
357
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,331
Okay. Just
358
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,917
- wake me up when we get home.
- I will.
359
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,571
I never would've thought to do it that way
in a million years!
360
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,697
But it works, right?
361
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,949
It sure does, yeah.
362
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,242
You know what? Gimme that pan.
I think I can fit it in.
363
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,704
I think that might be
one step too far for me.
364
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,456
- Okay.
- I can't.
365
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,417
We can work our way up to that.
366
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,505
Oh, God, wasn't it so great
having everyone here tonight?
367
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,173
I just really needed that.
368
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,758
It was really nice.
369
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,801
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
370
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,803
I hope Susan didn't--
371
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,389
It was fine.
372
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,723
Okay, your tea is ready.
373
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,518
I'm gonna go up to bed.
374
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,936
You want me to plug in your phone?
375
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,604
No, no, I'll be up in just a minute.
376
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,564
Okay. I'll see you up there.
377
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:28,650
Okay.
378
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,113
I'll do that later.
379
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,240
Hello.
380
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,884
Sam!
381
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:01,599
Wait.
382
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,102
Oh, I see.
383
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,613
Hey, it's me. I'm calling for tuck-ins.
384
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:21,369
I just wanted you to be the first to know
that you have officially made the fridge.
385
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,998
I'm not sure Brad's gonna be wild
about the choice of magnet,
386
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,877
but we'll cross
that bridge when we get to it.
387
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,589
I guess that's it.
388
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,924
Okay!
389
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,011
Talk to you soon. Love you.
390
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,312
Hey.
391
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,064
- We're home?
- Yeah.
392
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,191
- So tired.
- I know you are.
393
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,943
Okay, I'm gonna just get you like this.
394
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:37,236
- Like a little--
- Is this a piggyback?
395
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,612
Yeah, like a little sack of potatoes.
396
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:39,698
Up--
397
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,449
Okay, here we go.
398
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,326
- Did I do it wrong?
- No, you did it great.
399
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,413
Gonna take you, and get you up into bed.
400
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,039
Oh, God!
401
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,167
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
402
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,009
You know Shannon didn't even bother
to call me back today?
403
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:00,969
She didn't?
404
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,848
I'm sorry.
405
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,767
Maybe the day just got away from her.
406
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,228
Maybe.
407
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,982
Thanks for letting me tag along tonight.
408
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:19,069
- Did you have fun?
- Yes, your friends are great.
409
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,488
Yeah, they're a good group, right?
410
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,492
Okay, well, I'm just gonna go
411
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,120
hang out on the couch
if you need me, okay?
412
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,289
There's some water here.
413
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,500
Night.
414
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,172
- Sam?
- Yeah?
415
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,216
Will you sing me something?
416
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,427
You want me to sing to you?
417
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,349
Okay. What do you wanna hear?
418
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:52,520
Something sweet.
419
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,358
Okay.
420
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,614
Hey, lady
421
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,200
You lady
422
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,869
Cursin' at your life
423
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,915
You're a discontented mother
424
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:16,461
- And a regimented wife
- And a regimented wife
425
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,924
I've no doubt you dream about
426
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:24,344
The things you'll never do
427
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:28,305
But I wish someone had a-talked to me
428
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:31,559
Like I wanna talk to you
429
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,191
- Good night.
- Love you.
430
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,820
- Turn the lights back on!
- You're drunk.
431
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,052
Hi.
432
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,304
Hi.
433
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,935
What are you doing here?
434
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,313
And how'd you know where I live?
435
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,108
It's on the contact sheet by the phone.
436
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,569
Oh, right.
437
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:28,366
So, I wanted to...
438
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:32,828
I want to answer your question.
439
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,121
That's okay. You already did.
440
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:37,334
No, I wanted to finish
answering your question.
441
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,836
- Okay.
- I mean, it--
442
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,506
It is true that I only
drink beer with Jerry.
443
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,676
But when you asked,
I didn't wanna assume
444
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,262
that you wanted to
445
00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:51,681
drink beer with me.
446
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:54,934
Well, I did.
447
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,811
You did?
448
00:23:58,521 --> 00:23:59,773
Yeah.
449
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,652
I would like to drink a beer with you.
450
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,032
Really?
451
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,325
Really.
452
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,787
Jesus, you're hard to read.
453
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,872
- I'm Icelandic.
- Is that a thing?
454
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:18,708
I don't think it is.
455
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,920
Well, you're kind of funny.
456
00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:23,837
I did not know that.
457
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,340
Full of surprises.
458
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:29,344
Well, I'd love to, but I can't right now.
459
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:34,014
- You know, it's not even noon.
- Yeah.
460
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,683
I like to start the day
with some eggs and coffee
461
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,227
and then, you know...
462
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,853
But actually, I'm gonna go
meet my friends in the park.
463
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:40,939
We...
464
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,273
we play catch.
465
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:45,025
It's a lot cooler than it sounds.
466
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,819
Well, yeah, it sounds pretty cool.
467
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:47,904
Does it?
468
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,531
Maybe don't drive by the park
for the next 90 minutes.
469
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,367
You might change your mind.
470
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,994
So, I can,
471
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,038
I can call you?
472
00:24:58,540 --> 00:24:59,791
Yeah.
473
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,002
I'd like that.
474
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,004
Good.
475
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,132
Great.
476
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,051
It was good to see you.
477
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,388
- Yeah.
- Okay.
478
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,182
Okay.
479
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:32,364
Okay, bend the knees!
480
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:33,949
No tree trunks!
481
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,200
- Call it!
- I've got--
482
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,535
- No, you get it.
- I think I've got it!
483
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,537
Hey! I'm here!
484
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,789
- Hey, Sammy!
- Sam! Come!
485
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,541
- Where do you want me, Coach?
- Actually,
486
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:44,710
if you just stand behind Joel or Brad,
487
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,754
- you'll get some action.
- I'm ready.
488
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,089
- Okay.
- How dare you!
489
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,175
Hey.
490
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,969
What did I tell you?
491
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,100
Help her out, help her out, help her out!
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