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Ugh.
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I'm the editor of a
national men's magazine.
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Is one of your
high price spreads
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and we're always searching
for the perfect set of old girl.
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You'd be amazed at the flakes and
bimbos will keep knocking on my office door
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thinking they've
got what it takes.
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Some days i just can't look
another pussy in the eye.
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But i want my cynical
girls to be bright
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to be able to cover
stories for the magazine
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just having a pussy
isn't enough anymore.
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And i also wanted to see just
how far these girls would go
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to get a good
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hot story for i read it.
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I just.
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Tried.
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But.
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I want you to put
an ad in the paper.
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High class
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national magazine.
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Looking for female
investigative reporter.
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Who's willing to put
her ass on the line.
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Apply in person.
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Really
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i'm looking for cynical girl
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but let's see what kind of new
talent shows up with this reporter job
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I'll take care of
that so it'll do that.
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The first girl to show up was a real Georgia
peach i thought i'd really gotten lucky
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and found my perfect
cena folder right off the bat.
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I see here you worked at
in your high school paper.
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And your sorority
literary magazine
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and you minded at home at.
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That tell me.
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What kind of job do you think
you could do for this magazine
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owe anything.
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Anything.
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Anything.
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Congratulations.
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You may not get
the job mr scabby.
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It's old yours candy
but i want to warn you
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skin magazine is Joe just
like any other magazine
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there's a lot of hard
work around here
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proofreading
reporting editing layouts
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i mean people have all kinds of wild
images of what goes on on a strict magazine
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but.
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Let me tell you
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that's all bit
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it
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is.
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Sure
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people read the fantasies we create because
they think we actually live like that
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but we run this office
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just like any other
place of business.
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Lunch time.
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I see what you mean.
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I want to introduce you
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to the sensitive photographer
you're going to be working with
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they call them the mania.
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How come.
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Well sometimes he loses
control he gets the sudden
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bursts of passion and
behaves like an animal
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but most of the time
he's just a terrific guy.
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Why
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hello there.
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Candy
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this is the media
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is internationally
known sex photographer
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and i work part time as a game show
contestant did you ever go on the pyramid i
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almost got in Hollywood
squares oh really.
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You two
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are gonna make a great team.
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Now
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your first assignment
is to interview
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Mark
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missed at ten and a half
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Stevens first thing
in the morning.
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We got a tip
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that he's coming
out of retirement
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and we want to know
whether he can still
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make the grade
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is he still ten and a half.
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It's going to be your job
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to find out.
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It's supposed to be the
place number ten and a half.
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Is
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Stevens has been expecting.
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Thank you very much.
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I
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like your outfit.
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Crop.
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This is spot.
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I
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guess.
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Guess separate mr stupid.
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Okay show the man.
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Way you look at this
wall to wall porn stars.
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Boy oh boy oh boy.
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He'd just be the girl
that he's all those movies
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we have
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Tina Russell.
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Row chambers.
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Holly Willoughby
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Jennifer Wells.
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Dr Joyce brothers
dr Joyce brothers.
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Only place.
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Or whatever.
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Hello come in
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make yourself comfortable
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when i offer you
anything ups downs
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boy girl
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bagels
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branches.
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Like i'm really pleased
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that you one of my favorite genres
thank you candy that's very nice too.
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For how many films
to be appeared or
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while I've been in the business
for ten and a half years i.
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Was working every day
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five or six days a week
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i dunno over six hundred films
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but who's counting.
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Yes mr Stevens.
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And are many girls
did you fucking move
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though.
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Well i dunno there were two
or three women in every scene
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one time i figured that out i
screwed over three thousand women
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but you have to remember i was
also doing stunt cocking at the time
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start packing.
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Well that's when an
actor can't get it up
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and they call me and
they shoot only my cock.
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Film it looks like two or three
actors doing the fucking scenes
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but because was all me.
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Did you come every time
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i had to
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it was my job they
don't pay you unless you
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you come
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if you're stun cocking
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you get an extra fee
for every time you come
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to understand
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so i would try and come
five or six times on a set.
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Food
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that must have been fun but
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was there anything
you didn't like about it
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yes face comp.
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No face come
coming on a girl's face
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but
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producers wanted me to do that.
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I mean i did it and it was
my job i was getting paid for it
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but i always thought it was
very degrading to women.
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Anyway i was just
following artists
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you'll understand
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and then you retire
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yes i i
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thought i had important
things to do with my life after
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all there's no retirement
home for old porn stars.
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I'm going to be forty
one of these days you
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think i'm going to be
whipping Serena republic.
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During your retirement
did you find something to
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do with yourself that you
liked better than fucking
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well there was a
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and then there was.
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No.
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No i just decided about it my
fans and return to the silver screen
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anyway i just love seeing my
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countries blown up
to ten and a half deep.
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Like some people are saying
that you should stay retired and
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know that you just don't
have what it takes anymore
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some people are even
saying that you're not
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really ten and a half
and should fit your own
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maybe ten or less
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what.
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How dare they
question ten and a half
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cos it's my pride my glory
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of course it's still what it was
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what jealousy
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what macho bullshit
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what a fucking lie.
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My editor wants proof
would you mind if i measured
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your cock to see if
it's still ten and a half
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mind.
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Mine i insist on it.
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Why it's not even a tear.
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Of course not you have
to bring out that extra
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inch and a half.
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Pounds.
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By looking at a
little around there.
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That's it all around like that.
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Two.
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Flipping around there
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can you feel it getting bigger.
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So.
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That's it
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see how it's growing.
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Fear.
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Can you feel it getting bigger.
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Suck on it that's it.
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Oh.
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Desert for my asshole.
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Candy it's not polite to
talk with your mouth full.
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What did you say that.
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It is.
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It is ten and a half isn't it.
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The second.
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Candy let me call my dad
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to give you a little assistance.
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Mayor.
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Yes mr Stevens.
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Would you please.
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Assume usual positions.
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Or candy sucks my cock
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certainly missed.
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What is going on here.
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Follow Jill Jill this is
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never mine to this little slut
bitches what is she doing here
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how
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dare you you little cunt
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now wait a minute i can express.
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I bet you can
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with my baby's
cock in your mouth.
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I'll teach you
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to
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my
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tour.
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You
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cow.
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UK.
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Can Barbara.
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From the female skin.
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Oh
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treat her nice.
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I'm so sorry or tips away
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and while you're here would
you care to interview more.
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Perhaps some other time mr
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munro.
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And don't forget that name honey
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just one day all on
Broadway and Hollywood
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worship that name.
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Nice to meet you
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nice to meet you
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thank you for the interview Mark
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sure.
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I'm going to stick around
and get a few shots
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one thing that people tend
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not to attend.
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Yeah.
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This is criminal.
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So.
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It's true.
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People in msc around
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and take pictures like.
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Am happy
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working here with Mark students.
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I think i have an idea.
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Combat gear with that cocky.
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Shit.
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Er.
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I.
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Lots of
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candy and Mark that
terrible what do you mean
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a
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lock looks like
he's on coy loads
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and candy looks like a
refugee from a wax museum
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my pictures never lie to.
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I was hoping that
candy would work aft
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and don't
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call me chief
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maybe
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candy's not the
right guy for the job.
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Listen
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i have a girl right here
who is much better qualified.
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You do.
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Well what are you
waiting for bring her in.
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There.
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Yes yes.
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Hello miss discussing
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the maniac tell me about your
job and i think i can do you justice
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I've been working for Mark Stevens
for the past ten and a half months
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and it's been hell pure hell
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i had to clean up his spills and
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lick his ass every
time effects too
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thin
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he wants me to win tips.
281
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:02,222
Well
282
00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:06,842
i don't do windows what makes you think
that your previous work experience so it
283
00:21:06,842 --> 00:21:08,852
makes you suitable
for this particular job
284
00:21:09,452 --> 00:21:11,676
i was practically marked slave
285
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:14,292
i'm used to being
degraded and abused
286
00:21:14,402 --> 00:21:16,712
doesn't that qualify me
for a job with your company
287
00:21:17,102 --> 00:21:18,102
yes
288
00:21:18,452 --> 00:21:19,452
yes
289
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,792
i like your attitude
290
00:21:20,972 --> 00:21:21,092
that
291
00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,592
i'm going to give you
would test assignment
292
00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:25,412
and if you can do
better than candy
293
00:21:25,832 --> 00:21:26,672
you got the job.
294
00:21:27,362 --> 00:21:30,902
Now i'm gonna talk over something about
this assignment with the maniac show look
295
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:33,762
do you mind stepping
outside for a few minutes.
296
00:21:34,352 --> 00:21:34,772
How
297
00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:35,462
could you tell i'm
298
00:21:35,822 --> 00:21:37,182
supposed to miss.
299
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:40,152
Sure you go out the
door and make a right turn.
300
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,022
Cynical girl.
301
00:21:53,342 --> 00:21:55,212
Maybe some day.
302
00:22:00,212 --> 00:22:01,292
So as the assignment chief.
303
00:22:01,952 --> 00:22:02,222
Well
304
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:03,932
it's that time of the month.
305
00:22:04,622 --> 00:22:05,822
You mean my period
306
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:10,752
no it's that time of the month
when we shoot the centerfold girl.
307
00:22:16,322 --> 00:22:17,282
Cars do you think that i
308
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,302
know had to
309
00:22:18,782 --> 00:22:19,892
i know what you're thinking
310
00:22:20,162 --> 00:22:21,962
you want to be the
centerfold girl don't you
311
00:22:22,412 --> 00:22:25,952
you like the idea of millions
of horny men all over america
312
00:22:26,072 --> 00:22:28,922
beating off in the bathrooms
to pictures of your naked body
313
00:22:29,235 --> 00:22:30,962
is rather an appealing thought
314
00:22:31,472 --> 00:22:32,402
a very common one
315
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,682
among young ladies
who work for this magazine
316
00:22:35,012 --> 00:22:36,282
every secretary
317
00:22:36,392 --> 00:22:37,392
receptionist
318
00:22:37,562 --> 00:22:42,972
every copywriter secretly dreams
about being the centerfold of the month.
319
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,428
Now i must admit that
320
00:22:44,912 --> 00:22:46,512
you're very attract
321
00:22:46,952 --> 00:22:48,672
but you must remember
322
00:22:48,842 --> 00:22:52,812
that this job of yours is
to report the sex news
323
00:22:52,922 --> 00:22:53,922
reportage
324
00:22:54,362 --> 00:22:56,412
please try to remember that.
325
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:57,812
Yes mister Casey
326
00:22:58,262 --> 00:22:59,282
what is my son.
327
00:23:00,062 --> 00:23:02,882
The maniac is going to
be photographing i cynical
328
00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:03,782
this app afternoon
329
00:23:04,172 --> 00:23:06,452
i want you to go to the
shooting and get the story
330
00:23:06,662 --> 00:23:10,122
interviewer so you can get the
copy that goes along with the pictures
331
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,032
cut background to hobbies
332
00:23:12,302 --> 00:23:13,412
what makes it tick
333
00:23:13,862 --> 00:23:16,772
the police tried to do it so that
you don't disturb the shooting
334
00:23:17,342 --> 00:23:18,602
because the maniac here
335
00:23:19,112 --> 00:23:20,942
he really turns the models on
336
00:23:21,512 --> 00:23:24,582
and he creates a
mood that is just so so.
337
00:23:24,992 --> 00:23:25,992
Delicate.
338
00:23:30,512 --> 00:23:31,512
Lisa.
339
00:23:32,042 --> 00:23:33,042
Smile.
340
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,552
Hey.
341
00:23:36,512 --> 00:23:36,872
Neighbor
342
00:23:37,472 --> 00:23:38,472
right.
343
00:23:39,199 --> 00:23:40,199
Smiling.
344
00:23:41,072 --> 00:23:43,172
At.
345
00:23:44,432 --> 00:23:45,062
Lisa
346
00:23:45,388 --> 00:23:45,981
you try to get it
347
00:23:46,202 --> 00:23:47,622
just a little bit.
348
00:23:48,272 --> 00:23:49,782
Having a little bit of
349
00:23:49,952 --> 00:23:50,952
with.
350
00:23:52,412 --> 00:23:52,922
What's the
351
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,762
what's it Lisa.
352
00:23:58,734 --> 00:24:00,548
Lisa is not going
to work if you don't
353
00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:01,927
have the.
354
00:24:02,585 --> 00:24:04,752
Energy smile be happy.
355
00:24:04,952 --> 00:24:08,912
Think of the money you're gonna make
from this doesn't that twenty one yeah
356
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,982
that means i can have
a painter said Tuesday.
357
00:24:12,512 --> 00:24:16,499
Then i can build some new shelves
with the money for my next show.
358
00:24:16,532 --> 00:24:17,792
Do you know what it costs
359
00:24:17,972 --> 00:24:19,472
to fix up an apartment today
360
00:24:19,963 --> 00:24:21,051
the one about how
361
00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:22,412
having sex you really
362
00:24:22,592 --> 00:24:23,922
hand it to work.
363
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,532
Why aren't you laughing.
364
00:24:26,852 --> 00:24:28,082
About the elephant with diarrhea
365
00:24:28,232 --> 00:24:29,472
all the time.
366
00:24:31,022 --> 00:24:31,832
Like impersonations
367
00:24:31,982 --> 00:24:33,332
slept at a set of
368
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:34,572
orange.
369
00:24:35,252 --> 00:24:38,293
Hace fuck you eat it can.
370
00:24:39,392 --> 00:24:39,842
Why did you
371
00:24:40,142 --> 00:24:41,142
Lisa.
372
00:24:42,902 --> 00:24:44,952
That's in java yeah how's that.
373
00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:48,182
Thanks.
374
00:24:50,012 --> 00:24:50,972
You're smiling no.
375
00:24:51,692 --> 00:24:53,022
Yeah how's this.
376
00:24:53,462 --> 00:24:55,142
You ever see a
schlage swell before
377
00:24:55,352 --> 00:24:57,282
excuse me folks
i'm just going to.
378
00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:58,362
Watch.
379
00:25:09,961 --> 00:25:11,252
Then.
380
00:25:12,272 --> 00:25:13,502
I.
381
00:25:14,252 --> 00:25:15,252
Know.
382
00:25:15,422 --> 00:25:16,692
It's still Atlantic.
383
00:25:17,342 --> 00:25:18,342
Yeah
384
00:25:18,662 --> 00:25:19,932
but at the dirty.
385
00:25:22,472 --> 00:25:23,984
Yeah this show.
386
00:25:24,062 --> 00:25:25,722
Let me see if i do this before.
387
00:25:27,572 --> 00:25:28,142
How's that
388
00:25:28,562 --> 00:25:28,922
look
389
00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:32,982
what what is it matter you have to get
into this or we can have a photo session.
390
00:25:34,082 --> 00:25:35,352
Who is that.
391
00:25:36,392 --> 00:25:37,112
Oh that
392
00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:37,892
oh that's a
393
00:25:38,012 --> 00:25:39,512
Heather she's our girl reporter
394
00:25:39,632 --> 00:25:39,842
she's
395
00:25:39,992 --> 00:25:42,342
doing it the view on
your flower girl copy.
396
00:25:42,992 --> 00:25:44,732
Hi Heather now
can we get onto this
397
00:25:44,912 --> 00:25:46,392
let's take a break.
398
00:25:46,862 --> 00:25:47,862
Now.
399
00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:49,142
Let's take a break
400
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:52,182
take five makeup hair blow out.
401
00:26:08,312 --> 00:26:09,702
A girl before.
402
00:26:10,622 --> 00:26:13,242
Could you tell me a little bit
about your background taking.
403
00:26:13,412 --> 00:26:14,412
Pictures.
404
00:26:14,702 --> 00:26:15,302
Sure
405
00:26:15,602 --> 00:26:15,932
i'm a
406
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:19,362
typical American girl from
a small town in Indiana.
407
00:26:19,862 --> 00:26:23,442
Thirty eight twenty two
thirty six and i'm a capricorn
408
00:26:23,912 --> 00:26:25,652
and my moon is in aquarius
409
00:26:25,772 --> 00:26:27,972
my brothers in reform school
410
00:26:28,142 --> 00:26:28,652
and
411
00:26:28,772 --> 00:26:32,862
my father works in a steel mill oh
and my mother is the town librarian.
412
00:26:33,482 --> 00:26:34,982
I'm into hand gliding
413
00:26:35,162 --> 00:26:36,552
Edgar Casey
414
00:26:36,902 --> 00:26:38,952
and saving the whales
415
00:26:39,122 --> 00:26:42,642
and in my spare time i
like to take it up the ass.
416
00:26:43,322 --> 00:26:45,222
Yes and no.
417
00:26:45,962 --> 00:26:47,832
What kind of meat do like.
418
00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:51,282
Well i relate better
to women actually
419
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:59,312
and.
420
00:27:00,512 --> 00:27:20,669
It.
421
00:28:41,312 --> 00:28:43,422
I guess.
422
00:28:43,952 --> 00:28:45,065
It was a
423
00:28:45,662 --> 00:28:46,962
great show.
424
00:29:02,762 --> 00:29:03,272
Rolling
425
00:29:03,572 --> 00:29:03,812
girls
426
00:29:04,232 --> 00:29:05,568
keep doing it.
427
00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:08,942
Rubbing
428
00:29:09,362 --> 00:29:10,362
touching.
429
00:29:11,732 --> 00:29:13,182
Beautifully with.
430
00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:26,532
Okay that's it.
431
00:30:13,022 --> 00:30:14,022
Slowly.
432
00:30:14,912 --> 00:30:15,722
In Vietnam
433
00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:18,582
the old way inside your pussy.
434
00:30:19,048 --> 00:30:19,502
Slope
435
00:30:20,072 --> 00:30:21,496
sticking in deeper.
436
00:30:29,042 --> 00:30:30,042
Guy.
437
00:32:04,382 --> 00:32:06,374
Fact she forgot to
write the story so i had to
438
00:32:06,374 --> 00:32:09,912
run the pictures with a
lot of white space around.
439
00:32:11,192 --> 00:32:12,812
But i had one more applicant
440
00:32:13,172 --> 00:32:15,672
a Brooklyn girl with
a lot of chutzpah.
441
00:32:15,962 --> 00:32:17,402
That's a new York term for
442
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:18,362
balls
443
00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:19,602
chop
444
00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:21,042
and bullshit.
445
00:32:21,182 --> 00:32:22,572
Sender ID.
446
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,892
Your worries are over.
447
00:32:27,098 --> 00:32:28,922
The person that
you want for this job
448
00:32:29,102 --> 00:32:29,282
oh
449
00:32:29,422 --> 00:32:30,422
yeah.
450
00:32:30,602 --> 00:32:31,962
What's your qualifications
451
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,032
well
452
00:32:33,332 --> 00:32:35,658
i'm a drop out from
bartender school.
453
00:32:35,942 --> 00:32:38,322
What are the
literary experience to.
454
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:39,002
House
455
00:32:39,272 --> 00:32:40,272
this.
456
00:32:41,179 --> 00:32:42,852
Let me give you a hand.
457
00:32:45,452 --> 00:32:46,452
Competition.
458
00:32:46,952 --> 00:32:47,672
Competition
459
00:32:47,912 --> 00:32:49,902
secretary giving dictation.
460
00:32:50,912 --> 00:32:51,512
Well do
461
00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:53,282
you know the dosh
462
00:32:53,552 --> 00:32:55,032
when you get.
463
00:32:55,112 --> 00:32:55,292
It
464
00:32:55,472 --> 00:32:56,682
get ahead.
465
00:32:57,152 --> 00:32:58,472
Whoa.
466
00:32:59,628 --> 00:33:02,802
That the presidential material.
467
00:39:23,847 --> 00:39:25,602
Like Suzanne's potentials.
468
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,332
So i decided to give
her an assignment.
469
00:39:34,742 --> 00:39:38,532
We had a tip that a certain
movie theater had a new porn star.
470
00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:41,552
Audience.
471
00:39:46,412 --> 00:39:47,862
Names for themselves.
472
00:39:48,038 --> 00:39:49,038
Freaks
473
00:39:49,232 --> 00:39:49,772
Asher's
474
00:39:50,072 --> 00:39:51,402
sword swallowers.
475
00:40:02,762 --> 00:40:03,512
Excuse me sir
476
00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:05,502
please put that thing away.
477
00:40:13,532 --> 00:40:15,122
Are you watching the audience to
478
00:40:15,602 --> 00:40:17,112
know i'm watching.
479
00:40:17,853 --> 00:40:20,292
Eu are you a reporter also.
480
00:40:21,692 --> 00:40:22,232
Critic
481
00:40:22,532 --> 00:40:23,552
please ladies
482
00:40:24,002 --> 00:40:26,082
i pay ten dollars to get.
483
00:40:32,896 --> 00:40:38,626
And have you seen
any good ones lately
484
00:40:39,136 --> 00:40:42,086
i haven't been any good
one since Casablanca.
485
00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:48,926
Look at.
486
00:40:59,296 --> 00:41:04,756
That was a good
tracking shot wasn't it
487
00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:08,305
that mantle pull out soon
and I'll come right in there.
488
00:41:08,656 --> 00:41:14,356
That
489
00:41:14,896 --> 00:41:15,946
you're a genius I've
490
00:41:16,308 --> 00:41:16,927
never met
491
00:41:17,056 --> 00:41:17,716
film critic
492
00:41:17,986 --> 00:41:18,986
for.
493
00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:26,606
Cover to visit me from
finishing school in my castle
494
00:41:27,496 --> 00:41:28,426
but so retina
495
00:41:28,606 --> 00:41:29,716
you're my uncle and
496
00:41:29,956 --> 00:41:31,346
it's so big.
497
00:41:31,936 --> 00:41:32,716
Hey
498
00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:36,136
what do you think is the hardest
thing about making an x-rated film
499
00:41:36,736 --> 00:41:40,256
punching all those little
square holes inside of the film.
500
00:41:47,538 --> 00:41:48,986
Causing the disturbance
501
00:41:49,186 --> 00:41:50,906
what's the trouble here.
502
00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:52,796
It's fun.
503
00:41:52,966 --> 00:41:54,033
A loss.
504
00:41:54,766 --> 00:41:57,416
You're going to have
to put that thing away sir.
505
00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,206
A participation show
506
00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:01,046
the movie house.
507
00:42:01,516 --> 00:42:03,016
That really
508
00:42:03,496 --> 00:42:04,486
if you don't stop it
509
00:42:05,026 --> 00:42:06,236
i'm going to.
510
00:42:07,456 --> 00:42:09,135
Really if you don't
stop it i'm going to have
511
00:42:09,179 --> 00:42:12,280
to call the manager
and he's gonna call the.
512
00:42:13,046 --> 00:42:14,026
He's got a call that
513
00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,586
really if you don't stop it
514
00:42:16,156 --> 00:42:17,156
really.
515
00:42:17,776 --> 00:42:18,436
Excuse me
516
00:42:18,976 --> 00:42:20,156
look at.
517
00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:22,689
Game.
518
00:42:41,296 --> 00:42:43,226
Die miss Liberty.
519
00:42:44,167 --> 00:42:47,426
Camera if you're tired or
bored or have a passes.
520
00:43:19,156 --> 00:43:20,156
The.
521
00:43:20,266 --> 00:43:21,180
Octagonal the
522
00:43:21,322 --> 00:43:24,386
usual story of a
Shepherd and his flock.
523
00:43:32,116 --> 00:43:36,026
Story of a man torn
between the two species.
524
00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:01,059
Qaeda Heather this is the
theater with the audience
525
00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:03,046
goes wild with what's on
screen you know what i mean
526
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:04,726
editor said Susan
527
00:44:05,146 --> 00:44:07,216
you do a better job
you can out scooper
528
00:44:07,396 --> 00:44:07,786
okay
529
00:44:08,326 --> 00:44:09,656
last time.
530
00:44:12,856 --> 00:44:13,756
Editor likes this
531
00:44:14,356 --> 00:44:15,806
we can work together.
532
00:44:16,906 --> 00:44:18,176
You know what i mean.
533
00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:29,233
Cars are made.
534
00:44:32,296 --> 00:44:35,306
But yeah you are my uncle
535
00:44:36,016 --> 00:44:37,396
and.
536
00:44:43,936 --> 00:44:46,433
Centerfold girlfriends
female skin magazines.
537
00:44:53,536 --> 00:44:55,046
Power of.
538
00:44:55,974 --> 00:44:56,974
Us.
539
00:45:26,926 --> 00:45:27,926
Hello.
540
00:45:28,516 --> 00:45:29,756
Who is this.
541
00:45:29,956 --> 00:45:30,956
Heather.
542
00:45:31,546 --> 00:45:32,546
What.
543
00:45:32,836 --> 00:45:33,481
You what
544
00:45:33,706 --> 00:45:34,276
i'm tracking
545
00:45:34,731 --> 00:45:38,370
what should i do reach out reach
out and touch someone mister
546
00:45:38,370 --> 00:45:41,446
scarce he was happening all
these people are chasing me
547
00:45:41,656 --> 00:45:43,016
does your fans
548
00:45:43,156 --> 00:45:44,336
your fans
549
00:45:44,716 --> 00:45:48,556
you're cynical came out today
and you are an overnight celebrity
550
00:45:48,676 --> 00:45:49,826
i am.
551
00:45:51,046 --> 00:45:52,216
There's going to be a big party
552
00:45:52,456 --> 00:45:52,936
tonight at a
553
00:45:53,206 --> 00:45:54,586
lush private club
554
00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:56,236
yeah everyone's gonna be there
555
00:45:56,606 --> 00:45:57,436
yeah Truman
556
00:45:57,766 --> 00:45:58,966
and Elton and Margot
557
00:45:59,266 --> 00:46:00,896
yeah well just everybody
558
00:46:01,066 --> 00:46:01,456
i look
559
00:46:01,696 --> 00:46:04,916
some of the big time magazines
are gonna be there too.
560
00:46:05,536 --> 00:46:06,973
No no.
561
00:46:08,926 --> 00:46:10,636
No but porn stars magazine and
562
00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:13,136
stead magazine and swank
563
00:46:13,336 --> 00:46:13,546
but
564
00:46:13,846 --> 00:46:14,056
still
565
00:46:14,476 --> 00:46:17,786
get out of that phone booth
somehow and you get to that party.
566
00:46:18,346 --> 00:46:18,796
I
567
00:46:19,246 --> 00:46:19,936
will introduce
568
00:46:20,056 --> 00:46:21,056
myself
569
00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:21,946
to the editor
570
00:46:22,126 --> 00:46:23,306
of stand.
571
00:46:42,076 --> 00:46:43,526
Have you seen the maniac.
572
00:46:45,256 --> 00:46:46,556
Excuse me.
573
00:46:47,567 --> 00:46:49,106
Have you seen the maniac.
574
00:47:08,821 --> 00:47:09,646
Love these pictures
575
00:47:09,766 --> 00:47:11,546
i got a new super less.
576
00:47:11,596 --> 00:47:13,196
Medical history
577
00:47:13,546 --> 00:47:14,726
have you seen.
578
00:47:18,046 --> 00:47:19,406
Ones you just call.
579
00:47:20,446 --> 00:47:23,966
Fans corner and she fought
the war for the pepperoni pizza.
580
00:47:34,996 --> 00:47:37,140
Beautiful girl like
you know what.
581
00:47:49,996 --> 00:47:52,166
Very very warm and loving.
582
00:48:05,446 --> 00:48:06,496
Exciting performer
583
00:48:06,976 --> 00:48:07,306
and
584
00:48:07,486 --> 00:48:09,596
a really nice girl.
585
00:48:09,706 --> 00:48:11,366
Very nice.
586
00:48:37,696 --> 00:48:39,196
Commuter slave i went to
587
00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:40,316
DC.
588
00:48:43,248 --> 00:48:44,846
Put your head down.
589
00:49:05,566 --> 00:49:07,916
The suck my ass.
590
00:49:09,917 --> 00:49:11,637
Tears me a bitch.
591
00:49:11,806 --> 00:49:15,145
Get home and handcuff
your whip yes to the draw.
592
00:49:15,706 --> 00:49:18,056
Even know what i'm sorry baby.
593
00:49:54,796 --> 00:49:56,096
Very noise.
594
00:50:53,056 --> 00:50:53,866
If
595
00:50:54,016 --> 00:50:55,876
you ever learned to tie
a knot in the boy scouts
596
00:50:56,296 --> 00:50:56,686
yeah
597
00:50:56,866 --> 00:50:59,036
they taught me how
to tie a sheep shank.
598
00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:01,316
Think they call
that a beaver boat.
599
00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:02,926
Yeah
600
00:51:03,496 --> 00:51:04,496
sorry.
601
00:51:05,266 --> 00:51:06,266
So.
602
00:51:24,976 --> 00:51:26,426
Turn that way.
603
00:52:03,196 --> 00:52:04,396
All in your honor
604
00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:07,556
are the most
popular cynical girl
605
00:52:08,176 --> 00:52:10,676
and the stands were
a couple of dollars.
606
00:52:21,046 --> 00:52:22,036
Girl here who just
607
00:52:22,178 --> 00:52:22,816
loves big
608
00:52:22,996 --> 00:52:23,996
tits.
609
00:52:24,263 --> 00:52:26,445
She's got big tits and
she loves them no no
610
00:52:26,743 --> 00:52:27,136
tits or
611
00:52:27,646 --> 00:52:28,646
big.
612
00:52:29,056 --> 00:52:31,076
She just loves big kids and.
613
00:52:33,076 --> 00:52:33,976
Crazy about
614
00:52:34,396 --> 00:52:35,405
her walls are covered
615
00:52:35,731 --> 00:52:35,834
with
616
00:52:36,137 --> 00:52:36,886
big knockers
617
00:52:37,306 --> 00:52:38,506
she's been added for boobs
618
00:52:39,046 --> 00:52:40,256
too much.
619
00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:43,616
She's right over there.
620
00:52:43,936 --> 00:52:45,146
That Suzanne.
621
00:52:48,976 --> 00:52:49,276
Girl who
622
00:52:49,396 --> 00:52:50,146
loves big
623
00:52:50,266 --> 00:52:50,746
tits
624
00:52:51,136 --> 00:52:52,826
nice to meet you.
625
00:52:53,626 --> 00:52:54,626
Okay.
626
00:52:54,946 --> 00:52:56,976
Our readers that female
skin Maxine would like
627
00:52:56,976 --> 00:52:59,996
to know just how you
developed your mania.
628
00:53:00,616 --> 00:53:04,096
Well ever since i was a
baby I've been nutty for nips
629
00:53:04,276 --> 00:53:08,216
my first love was for my mother's
giant shucks and then i went on.
630
00:53:08,326 --> 00:53:09,976
My teachers to teach
my neighbors and
631
00:53:10,306 --> 00:53:11,786
my bosses bazookas
632
00:53:11,986 --> 00:53:14,160
every time i see a career
period tests i just have this
633
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,486
perverted pastor to go
over and suck those suckers.
634
00:53:18,406 --> 00:53:19,511
Just by being surrounded by.
635
00:53:20,296 --> 00:53:21,256
Pair of great
636
00:53:21,466 --> 00:53:24,506
big beautiful big
breasted bimbos.
637
00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:25,576
Really
638
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:27,004
well i'd like to see
that just admitted i'm
639
00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:29,666
going to go over there
and get those two girls.
640
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:34,920
Song.
641
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,162
Like these ladies few.
642
00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:42,026
Magazine wants
to hear all about.
643
00:53:42,826 --> 00:53:43,826
Gorgeous.
644
00:53:49,096 --> 00:53:50,636
Oh thank you.
645
00:53:51,376 --> 00:53:52,376
Showtime
646
00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:56,146
normally it takes two to tango
but tonight with this dance
647
00:53:56,596 --> 00:53:57,166
it takes a
648
00:53:57,286 --> 00:53:58,096
ten and a half
649
00:53:58,456 --> 00:54:00,076
present day mr Mark Stevens
650
00:54:00,376 --> 00:54:01,306
and the legendary
651
00:54:01,546 --> 00:54:02,846
Joe monro.
652
00:58:11,716 --> 00:58:13,846
It would really be perfect
if we could play the mad
653
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,866
queen all over.
654
00:58:17,957 --> 00:58:19,226
Mystery scurvy
655
00:58:19,491 --> 00:58:19,786
mr
656
00:58:19,906 --> 00:58:20,906
guppy.
657
00:58:21,406 --> 00:58:22,976
View here for you.
658
00:58:23,296 --> 00:58:25,946
It's just got to
do like big tits.
659
00:58:28,727 --> 00:58:29,596
Best shit in the woods.
660
00:58:30,256 --> 00:58:31,898
Is mortuary with.
661
00:58:43,456 --> 00:58:44,696
Bob hope.
662
01:01:20,294 --> 01:01:21,714
Great story.
663
01:01:38,714 --> 01:01:40,214
Great story girls
gotta hear this
664
01:01:40,634 --> 01:01:42,174
there's a girl here.
665
01:01:42,794 --> 01:01:43,394
Facial
666
01:01:43,724 --> 01:01:44,894
her and her husband are swingers
667
01:01:45,374 --> 01:01:45,704
koch and
668
01:01:46,184 --> 01:01:48,834
koch like you never
saw in your life
669
01:01:49,034 --> 01:01:49,904
that right this minute
670
01:01:50,234 --> 01:01:52,253
excuse me the permanent.
671
01:01:52,304 --> 01:01:55,664
That right this minute just three
cocks her face this very minute
672
01:01:55,844 --> 01:01:56,774
oh shit we're
673
01:01:57,074 --> 01:01:57,704
right over there
674
01:01:57,824 --> 01:02:00,589
okay illicit hurry
because they're just.
675
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,394
Family of.
676
01:05:35,114 --> 01:05:36,774
Treats me just like.
677
01:05:37,964 --> 01:05:38,834
Disney kid
678
01:05:39,074 --> 01:05:39,884
famous too
679
01:05:40,094 --> 01:05:40,480
i mean this
680
01:05:40,716 --> 01:05:42,864
party supposed to be for me.
681
01:05:46,244 --> 01:05:47,244
Special.
682
01:05:47,467 --> 01:05:48,794
You are special that
683
01:05:49,154 --> 01:05:51,444
i bought a copy of females
good magazine today i had
684
01:05:51,444 --> 01:05:54,894
a rush straight over Jack
off all over your center.
685
01:06:01,574 --> 01:06:02,574
Staples.
686
01:07:55,694 --> 01:07:59,324
Hi my name is Suzanne and i
work for female skin magazine
687
01:07:59,654 --> 01:08:01,364
you were fantastic
688
01:08:01,814 --> 01:08:04,104
thank you it's nice
to be appreciated
689
01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:05,634
what's your name.
690
01:08:06,404 --> 01:08:08,304
Do you do this
sort of thing often.
691
01:08:09,224 --> 01:08:13,134
Oh no only about once a week
it's hard to find a babysitter.
692
01:08:13,604 --> 01:08:15,444
You have kids to.
693
01:08:15,914 --> 01:08:16,274
Better
694
01:08:16,514 --> 01:08:17,084
take care of
695
01:08:17,534 --> 01:08:19,184
the man that's been
there right over there
696
01:08:19,424 --> 01:08:21,114
that's your husband.
697
01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:23,214
Having a good time.
698
01:08:26,864 --> 01:08:31,014
Doesn't he mind when you screw
around with all these other men.
699
01:08:31,364 --> 01:08:36,864
No not at all that's why he married me
the more outrageous i get the more we.
700
01:08:37,124 --> 01:08:37,424
Live
701
01:08:37,964 --> 01:08:39,564
is that so Leo.
702
01:08:42,254 --> 01:08:44,204
A marriage made in heaven
703
01:08:44,384 --> 01:08:45,884
and tell me any
704
01:08:46,034 --> 01:08:46,994
how do you
705
01:08:47,114 --> 01:08:49,292
keep your husband so
happy and horny i do a
706
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,644
lot of little things
that Leo really like.
707
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:55,034
Things that anyone
could do for men
708
01:08:55,574 --> 01:08:55,904
and
709
01:08:56,024 --> 01:08:56,804
you don't need
710
01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:58,554
many to be creative.
711
01:08:59,504 --> 01:09:02,004
The fine line around the house.
712
01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:03,074
Like your tip
713
01:09:03,194 --> 01:09:05,984
what i'm going to show you
right now it always drives me
714
01:09:06,194 --> 01:09:08,534
absolutely wild he loves this
715
01:09:09,074 --> 01:09:11,214
i call it my bosom battling.
716
01:10:30,734 --> 01:10:31,874
That was great
717
01:10:32,114 --> 01:10:35,894
but not a very helpful hint for those
of us who aren't quite built like you
718
01:10:36,374 --> 01:10:36,944
what
719
01:10:37,064 --> 01:10:41,654
sort of advice do you have for us women
who would like to keep our men happy
720
01:10:41,894 --> 01:10:47,034
i would like to show the women of
america how to keep a really good blow job.
721
01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:49,244
My mother always said
722
01:10:49,664 --> 01:10:55,374
a man will always come back to the bed of
a woman who gives them incredible ahead.
723
01:10:55,904 --> 01:10:56,474
I shave
724
01:10:56,984 --> 01:10:59,587
but i need a
volunteer i volunteer.
725
01:11:02,507 --> 01:11:03,507
Fun.
726
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:08,964
I like it when it starts out very
soft and i like to feel it grow big and.
727
01:11:10,634 --> 01:11:12,074
My favorite part are mostly
728
01:11:12,194 --> 01:11:14,154
just the first contact.
729
01:11:16,622 --> 01:11:17,282
To absolute
730
01:11:17,504 --> 01:11:18,504
mouth.
731
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:46,542
Two big cocks.
732
01:12:01,352 --> 01:12:02,802
Eyes of.
733
01:12:08,582 --> 01:12:09,582
Watch.
734
01:12:13,772 --> 01:12:14,772
Watch.
735
01:12:16,922 --> 01:12:18,782
I would love it if
hundreds and hundreds
736
01:12:18,992 --> 01:12:21,872
thousands of people
are watching the second
737
01:12:22,112 --> 01:12:22,472
big
738
01:12:22,712 --> 01:12:24,822
tip right now yes.
739
01:12:25,262 --> 01:12:25,862
Then you can
740
01:12:26,312 --> 01:12:28,409
teach over it.
741
01:12:30,332 --> 01:12:32,054
To get up in the cleavage.
742
01:12:32,732 --> 01:12:33,182
Fuck it.
743
01:12:33,962 --> 01:12:35,142
She likes.
744
01:12:40,352 --> 01:12:41,658
Way finger.
745
01:12:41,882 --> 01:12:43,052
Get your finger real
746
01:12:43,513 --> 01:12:44,513
spit.
747
01:13:14,614 --> 01:13:15,032
Gas
748
01:13:15,332 --> 01:13:16,722
too i like.
749
01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:31,052
I don't be afraid to make a
750
01:13:31,472 --> 01:13:32,472
noise.
751
01:13:35,672 --> 01:13:37,332
Two manage to.
752
01:13:37,712 --> 01:13:39,005
It is.
753
01:13:39,089 --> 01:13:40,842
Delicious and.
754
01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:47,322
To.
755
01:13:50,402 --> 01:13:52,182
I want some of that.
756
01:15:16,562 --> 01:15:17,862
Give it to.
757
01:15:20,252 --> 01:15:21,732
Cream it up.
758
01:15:30,032 --> 01:15:38,832
It's been a really nice meeting
it to be on i have to go now wait
759
01:15:39,032 --> 01:15:40,602
you can't go anywhere.
760
01:15:41,312 --> 01:15:43,744
Did she make a
great centerfold girl.
761
01:15:44,642 --> 01:15:45,912
That's true.
762
01:15:46,112 --> 01:15:46,562
Wait a minute
763
01:15:46,892 --> 01:15:48,272
let's discuss this
in the next room
764
01:15:48,452 --> 01:15:50,652
would you like to
be a cell phone girl.
765
01:15:51,932 --> 01:15:55,305
I couldn't do that my
mother might see it.
766
01:15:57,662 --> 01:15:58,662
Well
767
01:15:58,922 --> 01:16:00,852
i never did find.
768
01:16:03,452 --> 01:16:05,232
Search goes on.
769
01:16:06,242 --> 01:16:06,572
But
770
01:16:06,692 --> 01:16:08,322
it's not just myself.
771
01:16:09,156 --> 01:16:12,132
Centerfold fever
sweeping the country.
772
01:16:15,842 --> 01:16:18,032
Millions of men spend
their money hoping
773
01:16:18,272 --> 01:16:21,762
that on the next page
the next magazine.
774
01:16:23,552 --> 01:16:24,092
Perfect
775
01:16:24,212 --> 01:16:25,602
center for.
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