All language subtitles for A Man for Every Month 2017

♪ The sun is shining,
the birds are singing ♪

♪ And everybody's feeling
all right ♪

♪ Come take a chance, girl,
you know you want to ♪

♪ It's a great day
to fall in love ♪

How's "NewsMaze" 's finest
animal editor?

Doing great,
bark you very much.

What you working on?
Let's see.

Ten ways to throw
the best dog birthday paw-ty.

I've always wanted to ask you.

For someone who loves cats
as much as you clearly do,

why don't you have one?

Oh, what? 'Cause I'm single,
I need a cat?

Well, it kind of
does go with the territory.

Oh, wait.
New guy, 10 o'clock.

Other 10 o'clock.

I was thinking military time.

That doesn't make sense.

We are doing
very important things.

So, we're up to something.

He's cute.
You should talk to him.

No, you talk to him.

I have a boyfriend.
You do not.

♪ ♪

Oh, shoot!

That is hot.
Uh, you okay?

Let me get you some napkins, I...

Thanks. I got it.
Don't worry.

All right, well, you have
a great rest of your morning.

I'm just gonna be over here
in my cubicle,

if you need me.

That was brutal.
Yeah, it was.

♪ ♪

Dr. Lu to neonatal.
Dr. Lu to neonatal.

♪ ♪

What do you do for work?

I'm a painter.

What sort of things
do you paint?

Here.

Hmm, love the complementary
color palette

and the different textures.

Very modern and abstract.

Well, look at you,
using terms and everything.

Art is one of my passions.
Very cool.

Well, what about you?
What do you do?

I'm in medical school.

That's right.
Beauty and brains.

Aw, shucks.
You are too good to be true.

All right,
what's wrong with you?

That's for me to know
and you to never find out.

And sassy.

♪ I've been looking
out my window ♪

♪ Where you used
to park your car ♪

♪ Now I'm wondering ♪

♪ Where you are ♪

♪ Oh, I'm thinking
about you now ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm thinking
about you now ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Things you celebrate
in years ♪

♪ The way you left me,
it still hurts ♪

♪ Wanna call you,
but I'm lost for words ♪

Honey, I'm home.

How'd it go?

The rules are working.

He's practically
obsessed with me.

The what?

You've only gone out
with him one time.

I know.
You have to hook them quickly

and reel them in, or else
they'll swim back out to sea.

#Poetry.
Where'd you meet this one?

Online, where else?

Hm.
You gonna see him again?

I don't think so.
I wasn't really into him.

So what's the point
of getting him to like you?

I'm just trying to follow
the rules of the book,

"You Are Not a Loser:

How to Gain
Your Dating Confidence."

It's online, too,
if you're ever in a pinch.

The guide explains
that dating is a science,

and if you follow the rules,
you can snag any guy you want.

All right, I'm out.

You just got home.

I have another date.

Double-booked?

It's a numbers game.

You have to get through them all
before you find the one.

I have to approach this
like an assignment,

with goals and targets.

Bye.

♪ ♪

All right, for the first order
of business.

Callie, love the "Where
are the Sextuplets Now?" story.

It's trending.
A round of applause for Callie.

Also, nice work on the

"Which Cartoon Character
Would I Date" quiz.

It's been shared across
major social media platforms.

I got Jafar.
Not sure how I feel about that.

Sorry.
Sorry I'm late.

I'd like to introduce
the newest member of our team,

Scott Stewart.
He will be directing

in-house short-form content

and helping us
with video production.

Happy to be here.
Great.

Don't be late again.
Moving on.

Look at that smile.

I know. I want to be like,
"What toothpaste do you use?"

Where are we with "A Man for
Every Month" spotlight column?

It's doing well with
the female post-college demo.

We'd talked about one
of our writers tackling

a follow-up with each eligible
bachelor,

but we didn't assign yet.
A follow-up? No.

But here s a thought.

Why are they still single?

We should find out.

What if one girl
went on dates with them?

A man for every month?

She could have the opportunity

to land one of the most
eligible bachelors.

We could release
a vlog or a video series

instead of an article.

Viewers are more likely
to watch than read.

I can direct.
This is good.

I like this.
What was his last name again?

Uh, Stewart, I think.

Oh, man.
My friend Sarah

used to work with him.
He's a total womanizer.

We would need to get a girl
in right away,

date the guys back to back,

possibly over
a couple of months.

We'd need someone in editorial.

Callie?
Can't, I have a boyfriend.

But do you love him?
Yes.

Oh. That's too bad.

Megan.
Present.

Are you single?
Define the term single.

Do you have
a significant other?

No, I'm... yeah, single.

So, it's settled.

A single woman dates a man
for every month.

But, just so we're clear,
I would be dating more guys

in a few weeks than
I've dated in my entire life.

Who's that?
July.

Let's get you a boyfriend.

Looks like
we'll be working together.

Mm-hmm.

Dating multiple guys
back to back

for the world to see?
Seems like a big undertaking.

Thank you.

That wasn't a compliment.

Oh, I m sorry.
I'm just...

I'm just nervous.

You'll be fine.

Well, I'll see you
in the studio tomorrow then.

Yes, you will.
Yes, you will.

You better watch out for him.

Why?
I texted my friend.

You know, the one
who used to work with him?

Well, apparently,
she went out with him once.

And?

He dropped her
like a bad habit.

Which is crazy
because she is flawless.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

I can't do this.
Look at me. I'm stress-baking.

I love when you stress-bake,
because I reap the benefits.

Seriously, though,
you can do this.

We just need to get
to the root of the problem.

What's holding you back?
Don't know.

I feel really uncomfortable.

Okay, then you need
more confidence,

which comes from
positive experiences.

Let's go.

Wha... Where are we going?

We're not wasting
any more time.

We're fixing this tonight.
No, I'm not ready.

That's like taking the cookies
out of the oven

before they're fully baked.

You have to stick in
a toothpick first.

Gooey cookies are the best,
everyone knows that.

Okay, it's not
my best analogy, but...

Here we go.

You're relentless.
That's my girl.

You have three new messages.

Hi, Brenda,
this is Ben Meyers.

I've tried to connect with you
a couple of times

about the editorial feature,
"A Man for Every Month",

but I keep getting
your voicemail.

Anyway, please call me back.

Message erased.

New message.

Hi, Brenda, it's Ben again.

I realized I didn't leave
my phone number.

Message erased.

New message.

Hi, Brenda,
this is Ben Meyers...

Message erased.

It's easy.
Just walk up to a man,

and if he doesn't
seem interested in 60 seconds,

move on.

What are you gonna do?
Just sit and observe me?

Precisely.

I'll be here if you need me.

Okay.
Here I go.

Can I just have
a cup of water?

Somebody's having
a wild night.

I'm actually here on business.

I have to stay clear-headed.

And what business is that?

Helping my friend find a man.

So you're a professional
wing-woman?

Something like that.

You know, don't get me wrong.
I love what I do.

I just don't know
if the position has longevity,

'cause, you know,
I'm looking to really expand

my brand as a whole, you know?

I love your outfit by the way,
it's so intimidating.

Isn t that the club s bouncer?

But she seems pretty engaged.

She's maintaining conversation
so she doesn't

have to get out
of her comfort zone.

Classic avoidance move.

Are you a therapist
or something?

I should be.

So how long have you been
in this line of work?

Come hang out with me.
What? Where are we going?

I met someone over at the bar.
Come on.

Okay.

Lovely talking to you,
by the way.

Have a great rest of your night.

This is my friend Megan.

James.

Lovely to make your
acquaintance.

So how do you ladies
know each other?

We were neighbors and we went
to elementary school together.

Wow, so you go way back.

Way, way back.
Yeah.

So what do you ladies
do for work?

I'm in medical school,
and Megan works for

a news and entertainment
website.

Wow.
That's pretty awesome.

Thanks.
Yeah, she curates all

the cute little animal videos
and lists.

Sounds fun.
Yeah, it is.

James, what about you?
Tell us about yourself.

I am a software engineer.

That's cool.
Meg's always saying

she loves a man who knows
his way around the computer.

Yeah, I encounter a lot
of IT problems at work,

so Bruce and I
have become fast friends.

Bruce is?
The IT guy.

Oh.

Excuse me.

Is it something I said?

No. You did... you did good.
You did good.

♪ After a while ♪

♪ I'll need to see
if there's... ♪

Okay, be honest.
Am I hopeless?

I mean,
did you have to bring up Bruce,

the 50-year-old IT guy?

He's my friend.

Go over there
and talk to James.

And don't mention Bruce.

Right.

♪ I ♪

Hey.

Look who came back.

Howdy?

So, can I buy you a drink?

Oh, yes.
Great. What'll it be?

Uh, Shirley Temple
on the rocks?

A Shirley Temple for the lady.

Thank you, kind sir.

No problem.

So how about your friend?

Can you tell me, like,
what type of guy is she into?

Oh.
I want to ask her out.

That makes sense.

♪ ♪

How come guys never
want to date me?

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have made you
talk to him.

I was just trying to help.

I like being slow,
and... and weird,

and taking my time,

I'm not like you.

But I do...
I want to meet a nice guy.

Well, you need to get
out of your comfort zone

to do that.

Look, you have this
amazing opportunity

being handed to you.

All these eligible single men
on a silver platter.

I have to scour through
tons of online profiles

just to get one mediocre date.

You're right.
I don't want to give up.

I don't.

I'm gonna do what it takes.

That's the spirit.
Yeah.

I got this.
I can do this.

You got this.

Can we push in
a little tighter?

I'd like to see
more of her face.

Yeah, I'm ready for my close-up.

Just kidding.
Let's not, and say we did.

Come on, you look great.

No, close-ups are only
flattering if you are not me.

Trust me.
You look like an angel.

You ready for this?
Okay, seriously, I...

I hate being on camera.
I really don't like it.

I'm serious.
I have a job specifically

to put me behind the camera.

Look, all you need to do
is be yourself.

Everyone's gonna love you.

Do you really think that?

I don't know,
but I guarantee whatever happens

will be entertaining.

You're not helping.

Just pretend
you're having a conversation

with your best friend.
Forget about the other people.

Okay.

All right.
Let's do this.

Three, two, one,

action.

Hi.
I'm Megan Collins,

one of the staff writers
here at "NewsMaze."

You might have seen
some of my most recent work,

"Ten Dogs Who Look Eerily
Similar to Their Owners."

So today we're starting
a new vlog here at "NewsMaze."

You might remember the
"Man for Every Month" feature

where we interviewed
eligible bachelors.

And now, I get to date them.

I'm in my 20s
and I have never had

a serious relationship before.

Usually I chalk it up
to the fact that

I just haven't met
the right guy,

but at a certain point
you've got to wonder.

Well, I would love to hear
any feedback or thoughts

that you guys might have.
So feel free to comment

in the little comment
section below.

Bye.
Peace out, Girl Scout.

Cut.

Kind of felt natural
to cut on that.

Definitely natural.

Hi.
I'm Ben Meyers.

I have a meeting
with Brenda Pullman.

Hi. I'm Callie,
Brenda's assistant.

Right this way.
I'll take you to her office.

Thank you.

It's right in here.

Ms. Pullman,
Mr. Meyers.

Thanks for seeing me.

What I can do for...

You?
I have a complaint.

Okay, what's up?

Well, my friends
and family all have nominated me

for the "Man for Every Month"
feature.

I have a ton
of support behind me

and I was told the selection
is based on votes.

Among other qualifications.

I'm college-educated.
I'm healthy. I'm happy.

I have a great job,

and most importantly,
I want to find love.

But you're not the demographic
our site targets.

What? Because
I'm over 40?

Well, yes.

You know, the over-40 crowd,

we're the ones who have
the most trouble meeting people.

We're the ones
who need this feature the most.

I hear you, Ben.
I really do,

but unfortunately,
we're in the business

of making money,
not mending hearts.

Well, that's too bad.

I'm really hoping
to meet someone.

Well, if you change your mind,
here's my card.

Thank you.

♪ ♪

Relax. Do you want to borrow
my dating book?

Oh, I don't have the stamina
to read a book right now.

Okay.
Distract me.

Have you spoken to James today?

Yep.
Used the old helpless routine.

Told him my computer
was acting wonky,

and he offered to come over
and take a look.

Does that actually work?

Uh, yeah.

"If you give him
a feeling of power,

"he'll want to protect you
and provide for you.

"When you appear softer
and more feminine,

"you appeal to his instinct
to protect.

"Let him think he's in control

and then he'll automatically
start doing what you want."

But is your computer
really broken?

No, of course not.
I unplugged our router

and changed a few settings.
Hm, that's dedication.

Anyway, stop changing
the subject.

Try and have fun, okay?

How many of us get set up with
numerous eligible bachelors?

The hardest part's
already done for you.

You're gonna have a blast.

Can I give you a couple tips?

Shoot.

Never get there before him.

Let him sit and wait
a few minutes.

Don't approach the table
until he starts to wonder

if you're gonna show.

And if you seem too excited,
it's a turn-off,

but if you act casual,
he'll come your way.

Got it?

Yeah, it just seems
really calculated.

Just trust me.

Yes, ma'am.

♪ ♪

Okay, right this way, ladies.

Thank you.

Looks like your settings went
back to default.

Really? I don't know why
it would do that.

Sometimes happens
when you reboot.

You're so smart.

I never would've
figured that out.

I'm sure you would have.

Still not sure why your Internet
isn't working, though.

Have you checked your router?

No, I didn't think to do that.
It's over there.

I'm so embarrassed.

Don't be.
It's cute.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

What happened?

I made him wait.

Then he left.
That's weird.

How long did you
make him wait for?

30 minutes.
Megan!

What?
You said it would be casual,

and he would wonder
if I was gonna show.

Making someone wait 10 minutes
is mysterious.

Making someone wait
30 minutes is just plain rude.

Why don t you tell me
these things?

Meg,
+that's just common sense.

Well, clearly
I don't have any of that.

What happened with James?

He fixed my computer.

What a doll.
I know.

So what now?

He texted me after he left,
but I didn't reply.

What? Why not?

I didn't really feel
a connection.

Well, it's probably hard
to feel a connection

when you're so focused
on getting him to like you

instead of you
getting to know him.

Well, I do feel
a little bit guilty.

He keeps texting me.

Wish I had that problem.

Well, first,
you need a guy to text.

When's your next date?

Tomorrow night.

Let's make it a double.

That always
takes the pressure off.

Who's gonna be your date?

Bring someone from "NewsMaze."

That way
it's blind for everyone.

No, I don't have
any guy friends.

There's got to be one
attractive bachelor

at your company.

I ll see what I can do.

♪ ♪

Hello, world.

Or, you know, whoever
is watching this right now.

My name is Megan Collins.

I'm here with my first update
on my mission to date

A Man For Every Month.

My first date with July
was, um...

well, let's just say
I didn't really

meet him, per se.

Bye.

Happens to the best of us.

What does?

Crash landings
on planet dating.

That's a nerdy joke.

Well, I'm a closeted nerd...

But shh, don't tell anyone.

Your secret's safe with me.

I have my date
with February tonight.

We're going to an arcade.

His choice?
No. Mine.

I feel like you're horrible
at arcade games.

Like really uncoordinated.

I am amazing at arcade games.

I don't even know
what you're talking about.

Well, I guess there's a lot
I don't know about you.

Yep, I'm one big mystery.

Oh, don't be
so hard on yourself.

You're pretty darn cute.

Me? Cute?
No.

Okay.

You know who is cute, though?

My roommate, Vanessa.

You single?
Want to go on a date tonight?

What's the catch?

No catch.
Just double date.

A what?
Double date

with me and February.
No.

No, I cannot watch
that train wreck.

Please?
I need the backup.

Show me the picture again.

Can do.

I mean, right?
She's beautiful.

Yeah, okay.

Yes!
Thank you.

Thank you so much.
I owe you. Good-bye!

Hey.
Hey.

What's up?

Studying.

What is that?

Do you want to get an A
on your date?

Yes, yes.
Of course I do.

And how do we
do well on our test?

We study.
Exactly.

I already know about him
from the feature.

That's only base knowledge.

Base knowledge gets you nowhere.

This is a list
of fun facts I compiled

through Internet research.

If it's online,
you need to see it, read it,

and use it to your advantage.

We know he's a real estate
entrepreneur

with an interest
in old architecture.

These are clues,
keys to his heart.

We're getting to know him
without

actually getting to know him.

Exactly.

It's like when you do
a chemistry experiment,

you carefully measure different
chemicals based on their

previously recorded reactions.
Same with dating.

You love science, huh?

I do.
I really, really do.

So, date talk, where you from?

Orange County.
Oh, fancy.

Never been there.
It's, uh, nice.

I'm sure it's really great.
Lots of oranges.

Apologize.
So what's good here?

I'm gonna guess the hot dogs.

Usually,
I just like to ask the server

what's their favorite
and go with that.

I always pick the classic.
Why screw up a good thing?

I agree.
It ain't broke, don't fix it.

Uh, what happened?

I just... I can't flirt.
I freeze up.

You just have to relax
and have fun.

Ha! Boom!

It's not like it matters,
anyway.

I can't compete with her.

I mean, she's very attractive,

there's no denying that,

but you have
your own thing going on.

I won!
Yeah, I won!

Okay, well, look at that.
You did win.

Just stop gloating, okay?
There are kids here.

Okay, sorry.

Ooh, look at the choice.

Which lucky guy gets
to go home with you tonight?

Well, part of me feels bad
for that one in the middle

with the smushed face.

You know, I guess I can tell
he's been sitting there

for a while,
and he just really is in need

of a forever home.
That's a very sad story.

I know.

So,
what are the other options?

Well, I have always wanted
an enormous,

unnecessarily huge
stuffed animal

ever since I was a little girl.

Hmm.
Weird smushy face

or ridiculously huge.

Hmm.

Who's it gonna be?

Hmm.
Hmm.

Thanks for coming.

Of course.

I'm always down
to do damage control.

Did you like him?

Yeah, he was nice.

Pretty hot.

You want to date him?

Would you be okay with that?

Yeah.
Did he get your number?

He did.
Is that okay?

I don't want to steal your man.

Oh, no.
It's... It's fine, really.

What's going on
between you and Scott?

Oh, Scott is just a friend.

Barely friends, really.

Acquaintances, really.

It looked like you were
really hitting it off.

You should date him.

No way, Jose.
We work together.

He's off-limits.
Besides, someone told me

he s a player.
All right, whatever you say.

Well, I know
you're not gonna be able

to join me on every date.

What am I gonna do?

You just need to learn
how to talk to men.

I get nervous.
I lock up,

or I talk too much.

Well, don't say anything.
Make them talk.

How do you do that?

Just ask them questions.

Guys love to talk
about themselves.

Let them.

Besides, being quiet
is more mysterious.

If you talk
about yourself too much,

you look needy,
but if you talk about them,

you're a goddess.

And you call yourself
a modern woman?

Hmm, I am, aren't I?

Callie?
Yeah?

I need an opinion.

I have opinions.

What do you think
of the eligible bachelors

in the "Man for Every Month"
column?

I think that's more a question
for single ladies.

But we did get a lot of hits.

But do you feel
it's a fair representation

of the male population?

I mean,
they're all basically models

with a large
social media presence.

So they're viewing
the opportunity

as a publicity stunt
and not necessarily

as a chance to fall in love?

Right.
Okay, thanks.

Sure thing.

♪ ♪

Hey, guys,
so today, I'm gonna start

by reading
some of your comments.

Let's see what we've got here.

"Your hair is really pretty."

Thank you.
Your hair is really pretty.

Okay, it seems like
you guys just want me

to get to the good stuff.

Um, well,
so I'll recap last night.

February... normally known
as a month of love,

proved to be,
well, the exact opposite for me.

So for my next date,
I'm going to take

my friend's advice and focus on

asking my date questions
in order to take off

some of that pressure.
Hopefully.

So glad you could make it.

Of course.
Does this mean

you're reconsidering the over-40
crowd for your calendar?

Well, I wanted to have
a more in-depth conversation

about it first.
I was hoping you'd say that.

I've got a few great guys
who are interested.

A widower,
a couple of divorcees,

and one of my friends
who's never been married.

Isn't that usually a bad sign?

No, he's a great guy.
Just a free-spirited hippie.

Took him a few decades longer
than the rest of us

to see the merits
of settling down.

Okay, that's fair.

I made a mock-up of myself
and some of my friends here.

This is really important
to you, isn't it?

Finding love?

Only the most important
thing in life.

Are you married?

Divorced.

How do you meet men?

I don't.

Well, then you get it, right?
It's rough out there.

Let me take a look.

Oh, this guy looks interesting.

Yeah, he's the fan favorite.

Oh, is he, really?

He's looking for
an intelligent, motivated woman

with a sense of humor.

"Are you out there?
Because he's ready to rescue you

from that burning building
and sweep you off your feet."

Did you write this yourself?

With a little help
from my daughter.

Well, it's not bad.

Your 4:00 is here.

Thank you, Callie.

I have another meeting,
but this is good stuff.

I'll get back to you.

Great. Thank you.

♪ We'll be swinging our hips
all around ♪

♪ All around ♪

♪ This is our night
on the town ♪

♪ ♪

And what makes you think

you're an eligible bachelor?

Well,
I've got several degrees,

a steady paycheck.
Okay.

I come from a loving family.
Okay.

People say that makes me
husband material.

Yeah, and you're handsome.

Thank you.

At least according
to our polls.

Um, let's see.
You are the second hottest

of all of the months.
Oh.

Who's first?

Well, let's see.
October.

So why are you still single,
do you think?

I'm not sure.
Are you taking notes?

No.
Why would you say that?

So what has changed
in your real life?

Are you being noticed
in public since the feature?

I'm sorry.
Is this an interview?

'Cause I thought
this was a date.

No. This is a date.
Are you sure?

Yes.

This has been fun.

I'm so glad you agreed
to go out with me.

Of course, how could I say no
to Mr. February?

I know, right?

It's like Cupid put us together.

Uh, do you want to split it?

No way. My treat.

Thanks.
That's sweet.

You want to grab dessert
somewhere?

I wish I could,

but I have to get back home
to study more.

If anyone understands work,
it's me.

Yeah, actually,
I should pick your brain.

I have an entrepreneurial spirit
I'd like to tap into.

I want to turn
my medical knowledge

into a business of sorts.

I'd love to help.

I know it's kind of
your forte.

Don't make me blush.

Vanessa?
Oh, hey, Tyler.

I haven't heard from you
in a while.

Did you get my texts
and voicemails?

Uh, yeah, I did.
Sorry, I've just been...

busy with school.

Well, obviously not too busy.

Did I miss something?
Um, you're a great guy,

I just didn't really feel
a romantic connection.

I'm sorry.

Okay, well,
that would've been nice to know.

What was that about?
I'm not entirely sure.

It was awful.
I mean, it's not like I'm trying

to collect guys.
I just want one.

The right one.

God, I hate to break it
to you, but these rules

don't work, you know?

I mean, you just come off
as inauthentic, or fake.

I'm pretty sure March felt like

I was administering a pop quiz.

I'm sorry.

Well, back to the drawing board
for both of us.

Yep.
Onward and upward.

Hey!

What are you doing here?
Uh, I come bearing gifts.

So what is it?

Hey, Vanessa.
Hey, Scott.

What is this?

I edited together
a compilation

of flirty scenes
from iconic movies.

I thought watching it
might help you

get your groove back.

Well, actually,
Vanessa is my dating tutor,

so, you know,
it could get confusing

to have more than one,
right Ness?

Nope.

You should watch.
I'm gonna go to bed.

Have fun, you two.

Nice facemask.
Thanks. You want one?

I'm good, thanks.

Come on in.

Shawn, looking for
something special?

Yeah, Claire,
I'm looking for a...

Oh, this has got to be
working for you.

Do you feel that part
of your brain

just waking up from hibernation?

Would this be
a "I love you" type deal?

Or a...

Hearing about your dates
is kind of a buzz kill.

You need a win.
Your viewers need a win.

Have you read
the comments section?

Yeah.

They're tired of my blunders.

They want me to find someone.

I just don't understand how this

is gonna help me find love.

Love?

You're doing this
to fall in love?

Why would you do that?

Why else would I be
going on dates?

For fun, maybe?

You're putting too much
pressure on the situation.

The stakes are too high,
and you're just

freaking yourself out.

What about you?

I'm fine. I go on dates with
women all the time.

But do you ever really give
any of them a chance?

One of them might be
really great.

You'd never know.

This isn't about me.
It's about you,

and "A Man for Every Month."

Well, I can tell you
right now,

these clips
are not gonna help me.

We just met,
but I think I like you.

It's gonna take me all night
to memorize this dialogue.

Memo... No.

You have to stop
worrying about what these guys

think about you,
or who they are,

or who they could be
in your life.

It's not about them.

It's about you.

♪ ♪

Well, the first three men
were total busts.

One, you were a no-show.
The second you pawned off

on your girlfriend,
and the last,

you gave the third degree.

Honey, you are not

taking advantage
of this opportunity.

And if you don't start
taking this seriously,

honey, you're gonna get nowhere.

I-I know and I'm just...
You're right.

Scott, can you come in here?

Megan, I've read the comments.

The viewers are tired
of your mishaps.

They want something real.

They want something romantic.

Scott!
Right.

You're so right, Brenda,
and I'm gonna figure this out.

Not necessary.
We figured it out for you.

Your recaps are evolving
into live footage.

The viewers want to be
a part of the action,

not just on the sidelines
and Scott's gonna spearhead.

What are these?

There's a hidden camera
in the frames.

What? No way.
Yeah.

It's crazy how small
cameras can be nowadays, huh?

This is the new twist.

We film your dates
and livestream them

for your audience.
It's genius.

Well,
I guess I can't humiliate myself

more than I already have.

Oh, and another thing.
You're gonna have an earpiece,

and Scott's gonna be
in your ear.

For what?
Honey, you need guidance.

Think of me
as the male perspective.

Why can't I just be normal?

Never say that again.

You are different,

but that's what
makes you a catch.

Don't be intimidated
by these guys.

That s easy for you to say.
You re the director.

Okay, well,
maybe you've got a point,

but who cares what I think?

Maybe there's a reason
I'm still single,

just like all those guys
in the column.

I feel like I'm failing.

You're not.
You're ready for this.

Yeah?
Yes.

Except...

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Yeah, I watched your vlog.

Oh, no.

No, I liked it.
You're really genuine.

It's, uh, refreshing.
Why, thank you.

Yeah, people can be so
calculated and phony these days.

It's nice to meet someone who's
so unapologetically authentic.

Well,
I won't apologize for that.

Good.

You're doing great.
Ask him something.

So, how does it feel

to be one of the most
eligible bachelors?

You know, it's, uh,
kind of unexpected, honestly.

But yeah,
of course it feels good.

The other day I was recognized
walking down the street

because of the feature.

And you're being recognized,
too, I see.

Oh, yeah.
It's her!

It's funny.

You know, is it just me,
or you a little young

to be a neurosurgeon?

Yeah, I went straight
to med school.

A lot of doctors
take time in between,

but I kind of got...

Snoozefest, this guy's boring.
You got this in the bag.

Why neurology?

Well, the brain fascinates me.

My roommate's a med student.
She says the exact same thing.

It's actually pretty cool.
You know, when you fall in love,

your brain chemistry
changes and different receptors

are activated.
Huh.

She hadn't told me that.

X-nay on the friends-ay.

Yeah. You know,
love is extremely chemical.

It's all rooted in biology.

You know, we like to think of
romantic feelings

as spontaneous and indescribable

and from the heart,
but really, it's your brain

running a complex series
of calculations

that are responsible
for determining attraction.

Who is this guy?
Professor Love Sauce?

This is a date,
not a science lecture, pal.

That is interesting.
Really interesting.

My friend Vanessa has
a completely different theory.

What do you mean?
I don't know.

I think she could learn
a thing or two from you.

Well, if she ever wants
to observe a surgery

or something, let me know.

Oh, she would love that.

Uh-oh.
I think she's pawning

another date off on her friend.

It doesn't matter.
This guy isn't the one.

What do you mean?

Well, he's too serious
for her.

She needs someone
she can joke around with.

Whatever you say.

All right, the date's over,
so the show's over.

Be back in 30 for the next one.

♪ ♪

Megan Collins?

Guilty as charged.
Wow.

You must be December.

Yes, though some call me Jack,
Jack Howard.

Okay, it's nice to meet you.

I just watched
your date online.

That's compelling stuff.

Yeah, well, hopefully
this is more compellinger.

Ask him what he does for work.

What do you do?

Um, well, I'm an assistant
at a talent agency.

Oh, cool.
Do you like that?

Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's... you know what?

I want to be an assistant
for the rest of my life.

I have no dreams or goals.

Oh, just kidding.
No, I'm an actor,

though I've been
in a bit of a rut lately.

An actor. Run.

It's just... Well...

It's easy to get discouraged
and bitter.

I just want to be happy.

Me, too.

I know.

What is it about you?
Is it bad?

No, I think it's good.

This guy is so cheesy,
I'm becoming lactose intolerant.

I was looking at that smile.

You have such a beautiful smile.

I just feel really comfortable
talking to you.

With me?

I... Look,
I never do this, um...

but do you want to go out again?

What is happening?

Is that forward?
I'm sorry.

No, no, it's not forward.
I just... whoo.

Look, I just, I don't know.

I just... you just
seem like such a great girl.

I would love
to go out with you.

Great.
I think this will be good.

Oh, excuse me, Megan Collins?

Yes.

We are huge fans of yours.

Your vlog,
like, changed my life.

Do you mind if we take
a picture with you?

Oh, of course.

You can never get it right on
the first try.

Oh, that's so good.
That's great.

Ladies, that's beautiful.
That looks so good.

Let's bring it in now.
Why not?

Goofy faces.

Give 'em that duck face.

I'm telling you, Ness.
I think I did it.

I really do.
I was charming

and approachable, and mysterious

all at the same time.

You would've been
so proud of me.

Wow. Good for you.
See, I knew you could do it.

And I even found someone
for you, too.

This is seriously
the best day ever.

Who?
Well, June.

Oh, I'm sorry, Sean.

Neurosurgeon, super smart,
hot, cool, all of the above.

What's wrong with him?
Nothing is wrong with him.

Then what's the problem?

I just didn't feel, like,
a romantic connection to him

because I like Jack.

Okay, what do you like
about him?

I don't know.
He's the first guy

who's shown, I don't know,
genuine interest in me in,

like, a really long time, Ness.

You want to do
your victory dance, don't you?

So bad.

Go ahead.

Will you go out with Sean?

If I must.
Yes!

♪ I have to say ♪

♪ That come what may ♪

♪ Who fall in love ♪

Sean? Hi, so nice to meet you.
I'm Vanessa.

Hi.
Right this way, please.

Thanks.

You know,
in the surgery world,

being ten minutes late
can cost someone's life.

I know.
Sorry about that.

I'm just kidding.
This isn't surgery.

It's a date.
Okay. Whew.

I ordered some drinks.
I hope you like water.

I do. Thanks.
That's really sweet.

So Megan tells me you have

an interesting philosophy
about love.

Oh, she did, did she?
Yeah.

I was telling her how love,
attraction, and dating

are actually a science
and she seemed to think

that you felt differently.
No, I definitely see it

the way you do.
I think she misunderstood.

Oh. Okay, then.
Debate squandered.

I'm kind of actually
interested about the other side,

but you seem to be
pretty agreeable.

Well, how I could I disagree
with a successful neurosurgeon

in matters of the brain?
That'd be silly.

I suppose.

Speaking of which,
I was really confused about

a neuro assignment.

Would you mind
taking a look at it?

Uh, sure.

Would you mind
sitting back a little bit?

Your, uh, reflection's
a little distracting.

Oh, okay.
Sure. Sorry.

So I'm gonna put the dates
with the other bachelors on hold

until I see this thing through
with Jack.

I have a good feeling about him.

Let me know what you think.

Cut. Great work.

Thanks.

I think I'm really
getting the hang of this.

You seem really excited.
I am.

He's the first guy
in a long time

who's made me feel special.

I knew it'd work out for you.

I don't want you in my ear
on the next date.

I want to do it without you.

Don't be ridiculous.

You're not ready to take off
your training wheels.

Yes, I am.

This is very premature.
I can ride two-wheel.

I just think...
Look, Scott,

do you have faith in me?
Do you think I can do this?

It's him I don't trust.

I can handle myself,
I promise.

Okay.
Just keep the earpiece

in your pocket and you have
to keep the surveillance on.

Okay, watch.
It's gonna be great.

I'm gonna be great.

Do you want to split it?
Don't be silly.

I remember medical school loans.

But I should treat you,
since you're giving me

the opportunity
to observe some surgery.

Don't worry about it.
No, I insist.

All right, if you insist.

Hey.

Hi.

What's up? You okay?

No.

He let me pay the bill.

So?

"A man will always pay
for his dream girl,

especially on
the first few dates."

He friend-zoned me.

Oh, maybe he just doesn't want
to cross the line.

You know, maybe he looks at you
like a work colleague.

Work colleague is just
a euphemism for unattractive.

Please. There is no way he
doesn't find you attractive.

You're gorgeous.

Every man that you meet
falls for you.

Not Sean.
He's like, immune to my charm.

The rules didn't work.

I can't say I'm surprised.

You know what?
No.

I just need to try
a little bit harder.

Game on, Dr. Sean.
Game on.

Isn't this a great view?

It sure is.

You know, this reminds me.

When I was a little boy,
my family used to take trips

on the countryside.

And during hot summers,
my brother and I would play

on the tire swing and
jump off into the lake.

It was all fun at first,
until it wasn't.

Why? What happened?

One day, it started to rain.

My dad warned us
not to leave the house.

The online community
is overwhelmingly Team Jack.

Tons of user feedback rooting
for them to get together

and stay together.

FoxyMama says,
"I think Jack's the one.

Go for it, girl.
He's so dreamy."

Are you serious?
He's so transparent.

What do you mean?

He's obviously
hamming it up for the camera.

He's not even
looking into her eyes.

He's looking into the frames.

I think someone's jealous.
Bitter much?

Ugh, women.

♪ ♪

Hi, Sean.
Or should I call you Doctor?

Sean's fine.

I just wanted
to swing by and pick up

some reading material
for the surgery.

Your assistant said
this would be a good time.

I just want to be
as prepared as possible.

Yeah. Sure.

Are you going somewhere?

Nope.

You're not gonna wear that
to observe the surgery, right?

No, no. Of course not.
I have scrubs.

Okay, good.

I am so embarrassed.
I'm sorry.

Here you go.
Thanks.

No problem.

Hey, can I ask you something?

Yeah. What's up?

Did I do something wrong?

What do you mean?

I don't know.
I always at least

get a second date.

It's nothing personal.
You can tell me.

Okay. Well, to be honest,

I felt like you were into games,

and I don't have time for that.

Oh.

I'm sorry.
No offense.

No, no, I'm fine.

You know, I'm sure there's
other guys that are into that.

I understand.

Cool.
See you in surgery?

Mm-hmm.

You and Jack really hit it off
at the Overlook.

Yeah.
I think we did.

Whatcha looking at?
What? No, nothing.

Um...

Hm, is that a dating profile?

No. It's a mockup.

I'm thinking about doing
an over-40

"Man for Every Month" feature.
Thoughts?

Hm, well, it's not really our
demographic, but why not?

Right.

Fine. You caught me.

I'm looking
for a potential suitor.

For whom?
For moi.

Brenda, that's amazing.

Is it?
Yes! Who is he?

His name's Ben.

He came into the office
about a week ago.

He's cute. Super nice.

Two kids.
Great looking golden retriever.

I know, but what can I say?

I can't exactly
just ask him out.

Why not?
I don't know.

I'll think of something.
How's it going with Jack?

Oh, it's... it's good.
We've been texting.

He asked me out
on a second date.

Uh, he invited me
to his one-man show tonight.

Ah, exciting.
Well, the surveillance glasses

are capturing
some amazing footage,

and the viewers
are watching love blossom

before their very eyes.

We have officially reached
1 million subscribers.

Thank you so much
for your support,

and, well, you've seen
my date with Jack,

and it seems like
you guys are pretty big fans.

So, until next time.

Cut.

Congratulations.
1 million subscribers.

That's insane.
Yeah, thanks.

Well, I couldn't have done it
without you.

Well, actually,
I have some good news of my own.

Spill.

I got promoted
to associate producer.

Yeah, I found out just
a few minutes before filming.

I move to the third floor
next week.

Scott!
Third floor? That's amazing.

Yeah, moving on up.
Literally and figuratively.

You know,
I hear even the drinking water's

better up there.
Yeah, well,

I've been to the third floor.

The drinking water is just tap.

Don't let them fool you.

Some of us are going
to happy hour to celebrate.

Thanks, but I've got to run.

Got to get ready
for my date with Jack.

Right, well,
one of these days.

Have fun tonight.

Thanks.
You, too.

Bye.

♪ ♪

Your show was amazing.
Oh, you think so?

I do, yeah.

Who knew you could do
so many voices and characters?

It was really funny.
I saw a lot of people

from "NewsMaze" in the audience,

and a lot of agents, too.
Yeah? I-I didn't notice.

Well, this is me.
Ah.

Um, you have
the most beautiful eyes.

♪ ♪

Ah, here you go.

Oh, thank you.

Um, do you want
to go out again?

Sure.

Yeah? Like, say, in,
I don't know, 15 minutes?

Or tomorrow night.
Yeah.

Um, we have
the "Man for Every Month" party

at "NewsMaze."
You could be my date.

Tomorrow it is.

Awesome.
Yeah.

Good night.
Good night, yeah.

Did you just kiss a boy?

How did you know?

I know everything.
How was it?

It was good.
It was kind of awkward.

Aren't all
your kisses awkward?

No.

I'm perfectly capable
of having romantic kisses.

And moments.

Like this one time,
we were walking outside,

and he gently brushed
my hair behind my ear.

Mm, Jack is a smooth guy.

Yeah, but it wasn't Jack.

It was... someone else.

Who?

I forget.

Megan.
It was Scott.

It was Scott.

I knew you liked Scott.
Maybe. I don't know.

What are you gonna do
about this?

Nothing.
I mean, Scott is...

He s a player, remember?
And Jack is a sure thing.

He likes me,
and he asked me out again.

I mean, that's novel.

You can't run
from your feelings.

Topic change.
How's Dr. Sean?

Fine.

What's going on?

He doesn't like me.

Did something happen?

He said he didn't have time
for games.

He's the first guy
who's called me out.

Kind of threw me for a loop,

but now I'm throwing in
the towel.

Not gonna pursue him anymore,

just take advantage
of the professional opportunity.

Wow.
That's so unlike you.

Yeah.

Thank you
for agreeing to meet with me.

Of course.
Thank you.

So, if we do this feature,
are you gonna do

another vlog and surveillance?

Potentially.

And who's the lucky lady
that will be dating us?

I'm not sure.

Did you have an idea?

I did, actually.

Okay. What's she like?

Well, she's very attractive,
successful,

has a good head
on her shoulders.

Okay.
What does she do?

Well,
she's a creative producer

at this small-time operation.

Maybe you've heard of it.

"NewsMaze"?

I have a confession.

I didn't bring you here
just for a business meeting.

I also have a confession.

I'm totally okay with that.

Right.
Um, I know it's last-minute,

but would you like
to be my date tonight

to our office gala?

I would, indeed.
On one condition.

What's that?
You let me take you out again,

on a real date.
No business.

No business?

Deal.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ There's something about her ♪

♪ The way she looks at me ♪

♪ There's something about ♪

Wow.
You look amazing.

Wow.
You look amazing.

Ah, is the tux too much?

Oh, no, tux is never too much.

But I wanted to dress
to impress.

Well, it's working.
So, should we...

Should we do the thing?
Wait!

Uh, where's your glasses?

Oh, the surveillance?
Yeah.

Left them at home.
Figured we could have

the night to ourselves.
Is everything okay?

What? Yeah. Of course.

I just... I got so used
to you wearing them.

I wanted to make sure
you didn't lose those.

Shall we?

Yeah.

All right, right here, guys.

Looking great.
Look in the camera. Awesome.

Awesome.

♪ She loves our bed, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

Yeah, you look great.

You got what you wanted?

Thank you all
so much for coming.

We could not have gotten
so many new subscribers

in such a short amount of time

without your hard work
and your dedication.

So give yourselves
a round of applause.

And now...

Now I'd like
our star of the evening

to say a few words.
Megan?

Thank you, Brenda.

Wow.

This has been a crazy
couple of months.

I mean,
I feel like a different person.

I am woman,
hear me roar, the whole shebang.

So thank you for that.

And especially thank you
to a certain few,

who have made me feel
comfortable and at ease

in my own skin.

Scott, it's been
an amazing experience

to work with you and your crew.

I'm no longer camera shy,
so thank you for that.

What about your handsome date?

Oh, yes, yes, and thank you
to my super handsome date, Jack.

You ready to see some action?

Yeah.

So this will be a cranio...
Craniotomy.

I know.
Correct. Thank you.

So I'm treating this patient
for a hematoma.

Plan to cut a bony opening
in the skull,

access the brain.

After seeing
the patient's surgical history,

I would've used
a less-invasive procedure

by using an endoscope
to make a burr hole.

Do you plan to replace
the bone flap

with plates and screws
at the end of the procedure?

Uh... yes, I do.

Hey, do you want to get
some dinner later?

I think I'll stay here
and read over the files.

Stay as long as you like.

♪ ♪

Hi.

Nice speech.

Thank you.
I hired a scriptwriter.

You did?
Yup, yours.

I thought the language
sounded familiar.

The student
has become the teacher.

He's quite the character.

Yeah, he is.

I'm kind of surprised
you're into him.

Really? Why?

I don't know.
I just can't picture you

with someone like him.

Well, love works
in mysterious ways.

Love?

It's a song.

Mm.

How are things
going with you two?

Good. Haven't you been
watching the footage?

Yeah, I have.

What's, uh,
that supposed to mean?

I think you're making
a mistake.

What?

Why?

Look at him.
Something off about this guy.

I like him.

Okay, I know
you're new to this whole

dating thing,
but you can't be that naive.

Like I'm gonna take
dating advice

from a notorious playboy?

A notorious playboy?

Well, if the shoe fits.
Okay, fine.

I have your best interests
at heart.

This guy you just met
for two minutes does not.

Okay.

You think I'm so undesirable
that the only reason

a guy like Jack
would date me is to use me?

That is not
what I'm saying at all.

I just think you should
be with me instead.

♪ ♪

Ah, I get it.

Now that other guys
have expressed interest,

you suddenly want to date me,
yeah?

Another conquest
for your roster?

Where did you get
this stuff, anyway?

Callie told me
that you dropped her friend

Sarah like a bad habit.

Sarah?
We went on one date

and I told her
I'd prefer to be friends.

That's not what I heard.

I'm not a player, Megan.

I want to find the right woman.
So I date.

I-I see what's out there...

But I don't play
with people's hearts.

And I'm pretty offended
you believe

office gossip over me.

I'm sorry, Scott.

Have a good night.

Hey there.
Hey.

Oh, hey.

I... you know,
I want to tell you something.

Um, you know, Megan,

I've got to say,
you are the most amazing girl

I've ever dated.

I mean, you're so smart
and fun and crazy.

You rock my world.

What's that?

Hmm, oh, what?
Are you re-thinking the tux?

No, no, the boutonniere.

You didn't have it before,
I just wondered.

Oh, um, it's a camera.

Surveillance.

I just booked
a reality Web series.

Isn't it great?
Those agents just signed me.

A reality Web series?

Yeah!
It's a, you know,

day in the life sort of thing.

What do I eat, where do I sleep,

who do I kiss,
that kind of stuff.

Right, so you're gonna be
dating other people?

Oh.
Yeah.

Right.

Excuse me.

♪ Keeping your head
off the ground ♪

♪ You got to abandon
everything you believe in ♪

♪ Make sure
the next time around ♪

♪ Remember to tell her
you're very lonely now ♪

♪ You're asking yourself ♪

♪ "What could a song do
to save her?" ♪

♪ You're wasting your time ♪

♪ She stacked all the cards
up against you ♪

I'm gonna die alone.

No.
No, you're not.

My heart hurts.

No.

I seriously knew
this would just lead

to pain and rejection.

I'm sorry.

I was fine before.

No, you weren't.
You were complacent.

It hurts now, but it's worth it
in the long run.

This is all a part
of the process.

I hate the process.

I know.

♪ This love of yours ♪

Scott.
What?

I want to apologize.

Oh, so now that Jack
isn't an option,

you come running to me?

No, I just...

Wait, how did you
know things ended?

He posted the video footage
on his new vlog.

Everyone saw it.

Wow.
Yeah. He's ruthless.

I'm sorry.

Let's all congratulate Megan

for a beautiful event
last night.

And in some other
not-so-great news,

we also saw that you and Jack
are no longer together.

Yeah.

No matter.

There are still
more monthly bachelors

who are willing and able.

Great. Can't wait.

All right. Yeah, yeah.
Good, good.

All right, switch these.

All right.
We're going live

in three, two, one.
Action.

♪ It's not always easy ♪

♪ To read what's on my mind ♪

♪ Oh, I can tell you ♪

So you're not gonna say
the second paragraph?

Even though you wrote it?
Mm-mm.

Get you a cocktail?
Oh, please.

Do you like your pasta?

My ex was Italian.
She made the best food.

Definitely packed on
a few pounds dating her.

You cook much?

Do microwave dinners count?

What about you?
No. No.

Jessica did most of the cooking

in our relationship.
I think she spoiled me.

And now that you're single,
I'm sure it's...

Well, I haven't really
adjusted yet.

You know,
I think I'm still in denial.

I order a lot of takeout.

Jessica showed me
this great app that delivers

from our favorite restaurants
with just a click of the button.

She always knew
how to make my life easier.

I'm sorry, and Jessica is?

Probably the most incredible
woman I've ever met.

But she's your...
Ex.

Yeah,
just try to give me the notes

on the anesthesiologist,
see what they tell me

and we'll go from there.
Yeah?

Yo, can I catch you guys
in a bit?

Seat taken?
Studying?

Sort of. I figured I'd read up
on the surgery today

so I'd have a better grasp
of what's going on.

Good idea.

You have to read up
on the surgery?

Can't hurt to have
a little refresher.

Remind me to never have
you operate on me.

What's wrong with reading
a medical student's book

before I scrub in?
A lot.

A lot is wrong with that.
Yeah?

Still reading.

Well, read a little faster,
Doctor.

And we're going live.

Three, two, one.
Action.

Megan, it's live!

Hi, everyone.

I... um...

Well, I have to be honest.

I'm feeling
a little discouraged today.

Not my normal self.

Um, as you know, I have my date
with May coming up...

But I don't know.

My heart's not really
in this anymore.

If any of you have any, um,

comments or suggestions for me,

feel free to comment below.
Thanks.

All right, cut.

I'm disappointed.

I know, me, too.

Did you know that we've had
no new subscribers,

and several of our followers
have dropped off?

What do people expect?
Me to bounce back that quickly?

I mean, I-I can't.
No one wants to watch

a love story
without a happy ending.

It's depressing.

You want to know why
I wanted you for this piece?

Because I was the only single
woman in the office?

Besides that.

It's always
the same type of girl.

Flirtatious, self-absorbed,

a could-be model-actress.

And the result is false
and uninteresting.

And I thought
you would be different.

Every woman wants to find love.

We all want romance.

And if you can't find that,

well, you're sending a message

to your viewers
that they might not, either.

How awful would that be?

To make thousands of people

lose their faith
in finding love?

I know.

I don't know.
Maybe love just isn't for me.

Maybe I'm meant to be
alone forever, you know?

Baking for one.

And then maybe that
wouldn't be the worst thing.

Don't say that.

Finding love
is nearly impossible.

It always has been.
It always will be.

Your job
was to do the impossible.

And it still is.

Hey, I just wanted
to let you know,

you asked some
really great questions in there.

I'm impressed.
Thanks.

I enjoyed watching you work.

That was a fairly intricate
surgery, and you were...

It was really well done.

Wow.
That's nice to hear.

Don't hear that enough,
actually.

Well, since the people
who are the most grateful

are usually unconscious
during the procedure, so...

Hey, would you, um...

Do you want to go out sometime?

You mean, like,
to a lecture or something?

No, I mean, like...
Like on a date.

Oh. I don't know.

Yeah.
Yeah, no pressure.

I just knew I'd kick myself
if I didn't at least ask.

Yeah.

I'll see you bright and early.

Yeah.

Wait.

Why are you asking me out now?

Well, now that I've gotten
to know you,

I really like what I see.

I'd love to.

What?
Go out with you on a date.

I have a surprise for you.
Pick any card.

Okay.

Got it.
Now, place it back anywhere.

Is this your card?

No.

I forgot the best part

of the trick.
The magic.

This is your card.

No.

This is your card.

No.

This is your card.
No.

What's going on?

Sean finally asked me out.

What made him change his mind?

He doesn't like playing games,
so once I stopped,

he saw the real me
and he liked it.

I'm happy for you.

Are you okay?
Do you want me to cancel?

Because I can.
I can stay in with you.

We could watch bad movies.

No. You go out
and have a good time.

I have to go to the office
tonight anyway.

Wow.
Never thought these books

would see the inside
of a trash can.

Neither did I.

They look good in there.
It suits them.

They do.

Hey, come on in.

These are for you.
Aw, thank you.

Let me just grab my jacket.
Yeah.

Ready?

Not so fast.
What are these?

I should've
taken the trash out.

Change of plans.
I know what we're doing tonight.

Today,
we're launching a new vlog.

You might remember
the "Man for Every Month"

series where we interview
eligible bachelors.

Burning the midnight oil?

Yup.

What's wrong?

I just don't think
I'm ever gonna find love.

What are you talking about?

What about Scott?
Oh, I ruined that.

Classic Megan Collins move.

Now I know you're crazy.

That's a little uncalled for.
He's in love with you.

No, he's not.
We got in a fight, and...

So what?

An argument doesn't stop someone
from loving you.

He scrutinized all your dates.

He knew Jack's modus
from the start

and wanted to protect you.

He even walked out of the room
when we watched you two kiss.

He did?
Yes.

So don't tell me
you'll never find love.

You've already found it.

"A slightly dangerous woman
will keep a man interested."

Now, you're way too smart
for this.

It might be one of those
things where I'm so smart

that I'm actually dumb.

But really,
it does kind of work.

It didn't work on me.

You're here, aren't you?

Touché.

I think it works,
but on the wrong guys.

That seems pretty accurate.
What else we got?

"Talking about feelings
to a man will feel like work.

When he's with you,
he just wants to have fun."

Well,
that's just downright demeaning.

We've got to find this author
and give her a talking to.

I'm pretty okay right here.

Do you think we could give her
a piece of our minds tomorrow?

Ohh.
You're so dangerous

and unpredictable and fun.

I'm hooked.
Ooh, funny.

No, but seriously.

I kind of am.

Me, too.

Megan, what's wrong?

Okay. I think I know
what I need to do.

What do you mean?

Okay, the viewers want honest,
truthful moments

that they can relate to, right?

Yes, but this isn't just
a job anymore,

this is your life.
So please don't do anything

that's going to compromise
your personal interests.

No, I know, but I need
to put myself out there.

I need to not be afraid
of rejection.

It's what's been
holding me back my whole life.

I agree.

The viewers and I will be
behind you no matter what.

You might want to
fix your hair, though.

Okay.

♪ ♪

We're going live
in three, two, one.

Action.

Well,
I'll just get right to it.

Um... well, I think
you should know,

I'm not the kind of girl who
usually does things like this.

I mean, just a few months ago,
you could barely get me

out of my cubicle.

So, well, let me just start
by saying that

this is gonna be
my last episode of

my "Man for Every Month" vlog.

I've had the opportunity
to meet some of the most

eligible men in town,
and I have learned a lot

about myself in the process.

Love is not about

finding someone
who looks good on paper.

It's about finding
that one special person

who is right for you.

And sometimes that person
is right in front of you.

I mean, really, for me,
he was here at "NewsMaze,"

working right beside me
all along.

Scott.

Scott.

I was scared.

You were right.

I didn't have the experience
to see.

I didn't have the confidence
to trust in myself

and what I wanted, but...

now I do.

And I can say
with 100% certainty

that...

you're the one
that I want to be with.

If you feel the same way,

meet me for happy hour.

And our first real date.

Aw, that's so romantic.

Cut.

One Shirley Temple
on the rocks, please.

Make that two.

Hey.
Hi.

I like your glasses.
Thanks.

They're very popular
this season.

Everybody's wearing them.

I thought you said
you liked them.

So does this
mess up your report?

What do you mean?

Oh, you know.
"A Man for Every Month"?

I think it might be time
I started thinking long-term.

Two months.
Three months? A year.

I don't know.
I'm just gonna have to do

a little more research.

♪ Darling ♪

♪ We're never gonna stop ♪

♪ Taking this to higher ground ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ Sweet, baby ♪

♪ We're already at the top ♪

♪ Greatest thing
in my whole world ♪

♪ Is that I love you ♪

♪ Oh, I love you ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh whoa oh ♪

♪ If I could be with you ♪

♪ Oh, anything could change ♪

♪ When the night comes ♪

♪ Will the moon shines ♪

♪ Brighter or just the same? ♪

♪ Oh, I think I'm starting
to fall for you ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ I don't wanna
come off too strong ♪

♪ But, hey ♪

♪ I'm starting to fall
for you ♪

♪ The sun is shining ♪

♪ The birds are singing ♪

♪ And everybody's feeling
all right ♪

♪ Come take a chance, girl,
you know you want to ♪

♪ It's a great day
to fall in love ♪

♪ Come along, pretty baby ♪

♪ Did ya think
they've fall in love? ♪

♪ Come along, pretty baby ♪