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[theme music playing]
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[jewelryjingling]
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That's every Senate press release
for the last month.
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Thanks. Anyone ever tell you
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you're a noisy one?
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I like metal.
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[giggles]
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How lovely for you.
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Now, lose them. I can't think.
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Then have a seat and I'll teach you
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the angry phone voice.
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[Clark] The new intern's something, huh?
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Who, Tina? Eh, too cool for me.
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- Excuse me?
- Well, look at her. She's gorgeous.
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She gets to hang out
with the famous Lois Lane all day.
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Me? I'm just a nobody.
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You're selling yourself short.
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- Ask her out.
- I already tried twice.
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First time, she said her cat was sick.
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- And the second?
- She told me to buzz off.
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She's learning from Lois already.
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Jimmy, wait.
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Look at that, another one.
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It's every week now, isn't it?
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- What is it with these people?
- [man] I don't know.
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I've never seen anything like this.
That's the second one this week.
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[reporter] What started as
a minor moving violation
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has turned into
the latest perilous pursuit
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through downtown Metropolis.
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The suspect has veered
onto South-end Highway
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headed toward Humphrey Plaza.
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- Humphrey Plaza?
- [man] That's right outside.
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[woman] Wait, hey, let's go over there.
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[sirens wailing]
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Whoa.
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Get lower. I want a better shot.
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[screaming]
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- [woman 1] Look at that!
- [woman 2] It's Superman!
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[woman 3] He's so strong.
He saved everybody. That's amazing!
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- Get the crew out.
- Give me a hand.
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[grunting]
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Come on, wake up.
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[coughing]
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- How's he doing?
- I think he's all right.
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Paramedics are on their way.
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Got time for a statement, Superman?
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You wouldn't want it.
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Thanks for your help, Jimmy.
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Cut. Hey, Olsen, you're friends
with Superman, right?
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- Wanna do an interview?
- I don't think I'd be
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real comfortable with that.
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Why not? Camera-shy?
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No, but it's not like
I'd call us pals or anything.
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Well, you know him, right?
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Yeah.
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That's good enough for me.
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So how would you characterize
your friendship?
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Real comfortable. I'd call us pals.
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There you have it. Superman has a pal.
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My investigative team has uncovered
links between the Man of Steel
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and James Olsen, Jr.
"Jimmy" to his friends.
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According to our research,
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you single-handedly
saved Superman's skin
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from both the Parasite and Luminus.
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Plus, we're told you went undercover
at his request
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to crack Intergang's connection
to Apokolips.
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- Is all of this true?
- Yeah.
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[Lois] What? Hold it right there!
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First of all, Superman saved us from
Luminus, not the other way around.
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And second, what am I, chopped liver?
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Aw, I'm sure Superman likes you too.
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- [sighs]
- [Tina] Jimmy?
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Okay, lay it on. I deserve it.
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I was wondering if you still wanted
to go out with me sometime.
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I'm sorry, what?
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[giggles] I'll take that as a yes.
Tonight okay?
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I'll see you right after work.
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Uh, yeah. Okay.
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Hey! Superman's pal, right?
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- Breakfast, on the house.
- Huh?
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- Superman's pal?
- [man] From TV last night?
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[woman] Oh, can I have your autograph?
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Glad you liked your dinner, Jimbo.
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Next time, come by
with your buddy Superman.
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You bet.
Thanks again for picking up the tab.
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- My subway's that way.
- Oh, okay.
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Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah, the Fortress of Solitude.
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- You've been there?
- Well, I haven't been there yet
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but the big guy told me about it.
He'll take me there one of these days.
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You must be close.
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Oh, save a guy's life once or twice,
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he sort of starts to hang on you.
I don't mind.
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- Watch it, idiot.
- Whoa. Uh, sorry.
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Wait a second.
You're Superman's twerp, ain't you?
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- Not--
- This is perfect.
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Superman put my best buddy
in the slammer.
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Now I'm gonna put his buddy
in the morgue.
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- So how do you call Superman?
- I yell, the same as anyone else.
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- [yells]
- Run! Get help!
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- Hey!
- [thug] Come on, he's getting away!
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Help! Superman!
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Jimmy Olsen needs help!
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[thugs chattering]
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Huh?
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[yells]
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You're kidding, right?
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[thug 1] We better get out of here.
We don't want no trouble.
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- [thug 2] Let's get out of here.
- [thug 1] Let's go. Come on.
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You okay?
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Jimmy! Oh, thank God you're all right.
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You heard me.
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You really are friends with Jimmy.
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He's all right. But you better
clear up this "pal" stuff.
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I can't be within earshot every time.
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- Whoa. Hey, Angela.
- [Angela] No time, kid.
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Wait. Listen.
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You gotta take back that story about me.
I almost got killed last night.
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Take it back? I make him a star
and this is the thanks I get.
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You're Superman's friend, right?
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No. I swear, it isn't me.
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I know Superman. He pulled me out
of the drink once when my boat sank.
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Yeah, if it wasn't for Superman,
I'd be a goner for sure.
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Come to think of it,
I never got to thank the big lug.
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If I wrote him a thank-you note,
you think you could--
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[man 1] Pass an invitation on to him?
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My kid's birthday's coming up,
and he loves Superman.
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Superman this, Superman that.
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If I wasn't such a secure father,
I'd be jealous.
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The little guy would
really appreciate it--
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If Big Blue would do an endorsement
on one of our TV spots.
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We're Big Blue Automotive.
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And don't worry, you get a finder's fee.
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I take care of my friends. You have
no idea how much it would mean--
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To all the little baby seals if Superman
would come to our charity dinner.
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It's black tie,
but he could come as is, of course.
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So do you think you could
show him these pamphlets?
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It wouldn't take him long to read them.
I mean, he is Superman, right?
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It would really help
raise awareness of the hardship--
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[man 2] I have to put up with because of
that noisy, stinking neighbor of mine.
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Now, if Superman was to pop by
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and lay a few of those super punches
into the wall,
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then that louse would
turn down his stereo.
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Hey, I ain't done talking to youse yet.
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[woman 1] Oh, look,
it's Superman's friend!
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[woman 2] He's even cuter
than his picture.
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[woman 3] Come here.
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[woman 4] You could be my baby.
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[woman 5] Come back! Come back!
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[woman 6] He's mine! Mine!
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- He's just what we're looking for.
- [woman 2] He's so cute.
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[woman 6] Oh, gosh.
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[screams]
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Jimmy, get in.
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[woman 6] I almost got him.
I almost got him.
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I have got to get Angela
to take back that story.
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Why would she do that?
It's true, isn't it?
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- No.
- But you're special to Superman.
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I saw it myself. He showed up
to rescue you and everything.
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Yeah, but he'd do that for anyone.
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People are making too much of this.
I need a break.
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Don't worry.
I'll take you somewhere private.
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- What are we doing here?
- I want you to meet a friend of mine.
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- [Jimmy] At a scrap yard?
- You'll see.
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[man] What is this?
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Why have you brought me him?
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[gasps]
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Hi, honey.
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What is going on?
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- Shut up.
- I'd like an explanation myself.
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You were supposed to bring Lois.
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Lane was too hard to trick.
This one was easy.
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But will Superman come for him?
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Trust me, they're good friends.
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I even staged a test last night.
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- [grunts]
- [thuds]
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[screams]
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Careful. We don't want to damage
our collateral just yet.
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Speak for yourself. You didn't have
to spend an evening with him.
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[screams]
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And I thought I was cold-hearted.
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I learned from the best, sweetie.
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[phone rings]
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Lane.
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[Tina] Lois? It's Tina.
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Jimmy and I have been kidnapped.
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Sounds like some wacko
wants his manifesto in the paper.
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Police traced the call to a scrap yard.
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They said we should play along
until they can scramble a team up there.
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I gotta start wearing pants.
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[Jimmy] Superman!
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Superman, it's a trap! It's--
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Metallo.
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Ah!
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Looks like I caught you off-guard,
Superman.
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You've come without
your protective outerwear.
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[grunts]
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[Superman grunting]
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It's remarkable how easy this is
once I have you alone and unprepared.
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If it wasn't so much fun,
I might actually feel bad for you.
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Brought me a present?
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Call this off. Stop him!
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Me stop him?
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You've got a twisted sense
of who's working for who.
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How could you help him?
He's killing Superman.
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What can I say?
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- [yells]
- [grunts]
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I'm into metal.
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[groaning]
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Hyah!
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Ow.
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Hey!
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Let me out, you little runt.
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Let me out!
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[groaning]
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[thuds]
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What--
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[grunting]
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[gasps]
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[clicks tongue] Care to try again?
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Come, now, Superman.
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Do you really think
you'll ever win this way?
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[groaning]
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[yells]
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[grunts, screams]
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[thudding]
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[laughs]
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I must say, you two make quite a team.
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Dramatic but feeble.
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[groaning]
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What was that supposed to be?
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Battery acid.
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[screams]
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[Superman] Still kicking yourself?
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Why shouldn't I?
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I messed things up bigtime.
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You lived up to your press, Jimmy.
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You saved my life again.
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Here, I made you a thank-you gift.
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You didn't have to.
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I mean, you've saved my life too.
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Only like a million times.
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It's not just a watch.
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This button emits a hypersonic signal.
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If I'm anywhere in the city,
I'll hear it and I'll come.
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I figured you might need it
now that everyone knows we're friends.
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Just don't wear it out.
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