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[theme music playing]
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Hello, citizens.
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Me see no trouble.
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Me world am good.
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[whistling]
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[gasps]
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Man in danger.
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Me save you.
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You be okay now.
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Oh.
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Oh, well. Me save more people tomorrow.
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Hello, Superman.
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Hello, Mama.
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Hello, Da-da.
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Hello, Luthor.
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Lois.
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Me love Lois' funny head-trick.
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Krypto.
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Daddy home.
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[snarling]
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Funny Krypto.
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Daddy love you too.
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Tickle, tickle, tickle.
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[yelps]
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Another day complete.
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Time to relax.
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Aw, reruns again.
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[Mr. Mxyzptlk] This is so sad.
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I can't take it anymore.
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Who there? Where am voice from?
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The greatest hero in the universe
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reduced to saving rocks
and playing house.
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If I'd stayed quiet one more second,
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I'd need a colossal barf bag.
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Ha! You funny, little big-head man.
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Mr. Mxyzptlk, at your service.
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Mr. Mzzy-Plzzy?
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Don't bother.
You'll give yourself a hernia.
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Just think of me as your guardian angel.
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You see, Rocky,
I've had my eye on you for a while.
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And, brother, did you get a raw deal
from that lunkhead Superman.
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But Superman am friend.
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He give me planet to protect.
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[imitates buzzer]
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Wrong-o.
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Superman played you for a chump, chum.
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[groans]
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Huh?
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[Mr. Mxyzptlk] The real reason
he stuck you here was to get rid of you.
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He was jealous of your great powers
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and couldn't stand the competition.
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See? Out of Earth, out of mind.
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Wanna see what your pal
really thinks of you?
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[fake Superman imitates Bizarro]
"Look at me. Me am Bizarro.
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Me great big dummy."
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[gasps]
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Them no laugh at me.
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Me make Superman pay.
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No air.
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Oy. Amateur.
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Now, you were saying?
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Me make Superman pay.
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That's my boy.
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Where am Superman?
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[people screaming]
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[gasps]
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Where am Super--? Ugh!
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Where am Superman?
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Not here. Honest.
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Listen, Rock, I'm just spitballing here
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but something inside me says,
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"What about that place?"
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Me try there.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Oh, and one other thing.
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- Listen to this.
- What?
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Some maniac in a Superman costume
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just smashed up
Mandel's Department Store.
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say it sounded like--
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Where am Superman?
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[both] Bizarro?
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Lois.
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- Ow, let go.
- Why you laugh at me?
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Me thought you my friend.
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Now, I'm sure we can settle this calmly.
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Go away!
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Ah!
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- Clark!
- No, Clark.
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First, Lois answer to me.
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Look, I'm sure if we all just calm down
and talk this over...
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You no laugh at me again.
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Ah!
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Whoa!
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I wondered who was pushing reporters
out of windows.
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- Clark. Is he--
- A little shaken up, but he's fine.
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Now it's my turn to ask questions.
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All right, Bizarro. How did you get here
and what do you want?
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Oh, I don't think
he's in a mood to talk.
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[growling]
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Why you not laugh now?
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Out of my way, road hog.
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[honking]
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Mxyzptlk? I thought you promised
to stay away from Earth forever.
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No, no, no. I only said
I wouldn't come back and bother you.
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And I'm not. Old rock-head here is.
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And I can guess who got him riled up.
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Well, I may have said
a word or two in passing
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but you really can't blame me for--
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[screaming]
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I should be selling this to cable.
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[woman] As you can see
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humankind has come
a long way from its primitive roots.
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Once a savage beast,
man is now a civilized creature.
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[crashing]
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[screaming]
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Pardon me, citizen.
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[groaning]
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[grunting]
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This is great.
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Mxy.
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Hiya, Gspie.
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You're just in time to see the fun.
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- Popcorn?
- Baby, you know you shouldn't be here.
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If the tribunal hears what you've done--
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Eh, what do those schmoes care?
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I ain't done nothing wrong.
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Nothing wrong?
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Try lying, tampering with humans
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breaking inter-dimensional law
for the umpteen-millionth time--
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Lighten up, sweets.
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I'm just having some laughs.
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Hey, 10 bucks says Bizboy
mops the floor with Superhead.
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You in?
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The leaders aren't gonna like this.
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Like they'll ever find out.
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Hey.
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What gives?
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[man] Mr. Mxyzptlk.
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Oh, nuts.
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You have been accused
of breaking the inter-dimensional law,
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maliciously torturing members
of a less-advanced species
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and most heinously,
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going back on your word.
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Was that wrong?
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Such conduct is completely unbecoming
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to the superior beings
of the fifth-dimensional land of Zrfff.
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If it please Your Honor,
I present documented proof
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the defendant suffers from
a chronic psychological fixation
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and should not be considered
accountable for his actions.
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- Go, girl.
- Furthermore--
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Silence.
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[screaming]
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Gspie? Yoo-hoo.
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I'm dead.
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Look, guys,
what the tree here said is right.
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I can't help if I keep goofing
on that big lox Superman.
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It's what I do.
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I don't need punishment.
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I need understanding.
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You know how it is.
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Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly.
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I've gotta bug that jerk, till I die.
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Or he does.
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Oh, yeah, Mr. Big Shot.
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Mr. Truth-Justice-and-the-American-Way.
Ha!
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He's a bug, you hear me!
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A bug!
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He sickens me.
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Enough. Because you are determined
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to repeatedly invade
the third dimension,
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this tribunal sentences you
to stay there
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for no less
than one dimensional interphase.
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Fine by me.
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Twenty minutes
and I'll be running the joint.
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Without your powers.
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- What?
- If, after 90 days,
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you have performed one good deed
for the beings
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you once tortured, you'll be reinstated.
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That is all.
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Phew.
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No, wait!
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You can't!
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Mxy.
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[grunts]
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Fine. So I don't have powers. So what?
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It'll be worth it
to see Superdupe get his.
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I'm laughing at you. You hear?
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Laughing.
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Say, where is Blueboy anyhoo?
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[grunting]
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Yah!
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Ow.
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You've got to listen to me.
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So you trick me like before?
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Send me away again? Hah.
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Oh, I don't feel so good.
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But it's still worth it.
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Listen to me, my friend.
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Mxy's playing you for a fool.
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Little big-head man my friend.
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Him say you enemy.
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Him lie like rug.
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- Trust me.
- No!
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[screaming]
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Secure the area.
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Now me am world's greatest hero.
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Fire.
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Ah!
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Why you attack?
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Me am hero.
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Now. Before he recovers.
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Fire.
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[warbles]
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Ah!
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I hope I ain't missed the massacre.
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Whoa, Rocky. Where you going?
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Supershlub's that way.
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Why bad men shoot at me?
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Hey, easy on the material, Frankenstein.
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Send bad men away, Little Big-Head.
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Send them away.
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I'd love to help you, Rocky,
but power-wise, my tank is dry.
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No!
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Ah!
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Send them away!
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- Do it!
- Kltpzyxm. Kltpzyxm.
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Oh, mama, this was a bad idea.
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Give him another.
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[warbles]
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Ah!
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[cop] One more blast and he's dust.
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I guess there's no other option.
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Do it.
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Ah!
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Hold your fire.
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- You okay?
- That thing's got a kick.
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[Bizarro groaning]
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You save me.
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- Why?
- Because I knew Mxy tricked you.
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If it makes you feel better,
he's done it to me. A lot.
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Now do you believe I'm not your enemy?
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Sorry.
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I accept your apology.
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And just to prove
there are no hard feelings.
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- What this?
- A peace offering.
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Peaceful.
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That'll keep him quiet
till I can fly him home.
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Kltpzyxm. Kltpzyxm.
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And you better split too,
if you know what's good for you.
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Sorry, Super. The wet blankets
that run my dimension
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said I gotta perform a good deed
before they let me back.
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In other words,
three months of community service.
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Yeah.
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So press your cape?
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Actually, I have something
more constructive in mind.
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Hello, citizens.
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It good to be back.
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World am safe.
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Me see no trouble.
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Me say, me see no trouble.
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I heard you the first time.
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Okay, let her rip!
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[whistling]
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Huh?
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Yah!
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Watch it, you big jerk!
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Three months of this? I don't think so.
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I quit.
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[snarling]
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Ah!
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Nice doggy! Heel!
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Play dead! Help!
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Life am good.
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[theme music playing]
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