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[theme music playing]
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[Mr. Mxyzptlk] McGurk! McGurk!
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Where are you?
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Look at that crazy little man.
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[man] He'll be killed.
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Hey, McGurk,
I'm losing my patience here!
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[tires screeching]
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[grunts]
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Confusing, ain't it?
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[laughs]
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[Jimmy laughs]
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What's so funny, Jimmy?
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Check out the new comic strip.
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- What a riot.
- Mr. Mixel-plick?
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No! Repeat after me, bright boy.
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It's mix, "yezz"...
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...spit, lick.
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Hey, have you seen McGurk?
McGurk!
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Hold it.
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- Did you see him?
- Who?
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That weird little man.
He was right here.
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Yeah. Do me a favor, Kent.
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Crack up after we've covered
the museum opening.
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- And now, we are proud to present--
- [Mr. Mxyzptlk] McGurk!
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Oh, no.
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This classic sculpture by
one of the world's most noted artists.
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[Mr. Mxyzptlk] McGurk!
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Where are you, McGurk?
Come on, it's getting late.
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How do you like that guy?
Standing me up like this.
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- Be quiet.
- Listen, you--
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- [woman] What is he doing here?
- [blows raspberry]
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If we may continue?
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And here, now at last...
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the showpiece of our exhibit...
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Rodin'sThinker.
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That's him! Hey, McGurk. Finish
your business and let's get going.
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Huh? Oh, sorry, Mix.
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Hold it right there, little friend.
I want some answers.
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McGurk, get rid of this bum.
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You heard my pal.
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Scram!
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If that's the way you wanna play it.
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[people chatter indistinctly]
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Superman?
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He's ruined the statue!
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I didn't mean-- Sorry.
It was the little man.
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[Clark] It's been going on all week.
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Impossible things keep happening
and I'm the only one
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who ever sees them. Am I going nuts?
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Oh, Clark,
I'm sure it's not as bad as that.
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I can't go on being Superman
if I keep flipping out.
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Now, take it easy, son.
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There's a perfectly logical
explanation for all this.
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Yes. It's obvious a brilliant,
godlike life form from a dimension
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twice removed from ours
is testing your powers.
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What makes you say that?
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That's not important, Clark.
What really matters,
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is following through with a nice,
firm peck when scratching up corn.
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Ma? Pa?
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No.
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[clucking]
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Chickens are always funny.
Though, personally, I prefer ducks.
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[quacking]
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Or ostriches.
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[squawking]
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Or just for the sake of novelty...
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[growling]
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I've never seen those before.
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Bring them back. Do it!
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Take it easy. The folks are okay.
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We'll just put them up there
for safekeeping.
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- Who are you?
- Like Mummy said,
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I'm a superior being
from the fifth dimension.
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What do you want with me?
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Laughs. You see, for centuries now,
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I've been pitting
my interdimensional magic
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against schmoes who thought they
could go 15 rounds with the old master.
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You know the stories about genies,
imps and leprechauns?
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[meowing]
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- You?
- Guilty.
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After a while, I became bored with
your basic rank-and-file human dolts,
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but then you showed up. Superman!
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You, my friend,
are the ultimate challenge.
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We're gonna have many merry games,
you and I.
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A game has rules.
Your stunts are just random idiocy.
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Okay, I'll give you a rule.
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You make me say, spell or
otherwise reveal my name backwards,
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and I'll split until our dimensions
come into alignment again,
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in about three months, give or take.
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I can't even say your name forward.
How am I supposed to say it backward?
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No, dope.
You don't have to say it backward.
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You have to get me to say it!
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- Say what?
- Kltpzyxm!
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Gosh, you're thick.
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Now, for the last time... Oh, nuts.
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Clark? Dear?
Did something just happen?
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No. What's for dinner?
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Hi, guy.
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Your three months are up,
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and this time, you're not gonna
cheat me out of my fun.
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Oh, it's you again, Mr. Kltpzyxm.
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Not Kltpzyxm, Mxyzptlk.
Now, the first thing I'm gonna do...
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Oh, nuts.
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[whistles]
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Ha! Ha!
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You think you're pretty smart,
don't you?
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Look, little guy. I'm tired of this.
If it's a fight you want--
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Oh, it is. It is.
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Fine. But first, let me proofread this
article and I'll meet you on the roof
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- in 20 minutes.
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- No stalling. I'll edit the rag for you.
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There. Hey. What? No!
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You're getting sloppy, Smallville.
This sentence is loaded with typos.
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"K, L, T, P, Z..."
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Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!
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He beat you again, huh?
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Don't start with me, Gsptlsnz!
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I've only got 90 days
until my next bout with that caped clod.
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How does he do it?
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Mxy, I wore this new outfit
just for you.
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No time for love, babe.
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Gotta beat Superman.
Gotta beat Superman.
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Oh, Mxy, I don't like the way
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you're obsessing over
this Superman person.
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Using our powers to torment humans
is so three-dimensional.
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Got to beat Superman!
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If he upsets you that much,
why don't you just...
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- oh, I don't know, destroy him?
- Hey, that's it.
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Next time, I'll finish him off
before he can trick me.
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Thanks, Gspie. Love you.
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Yeah, yeah. Lucky me.
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[laughs]
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Now, you're gonna get it.
Oh, yeah.
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You'll be crying early today, boy.
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Bye, Gspie. Don't wait up.
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[yawns] Five, four, three--
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Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!
Not one word.
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Don't you look happy.
What's wrong? Bad news?
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You could say that. I'm expecting
a visitor from out of town.
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Guy's kind of a pest, is he?
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The worst.
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I hear you.
Every time my sister visits,
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she just moves right on in
and stays and stays and--
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Was that a penguin?
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I'm afraid so.
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[whinnies]
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Here we go.
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[growls]
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[animals make noise]
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Wow, look at all the animals.
This is really weird.
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You're fast, kiddo.
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Hiya, Super.
Looks like you've joined the horsy set.
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What's it gonna take
to get rid of you? Forever.
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You always trick me
into doing that name thing once,
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but this time, you're going to have
to make me do it twice in a row.
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Which means I can say
"Kltpzyxm" all I want,
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as long as I break it, Kltpzyxm, up.
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Ha! If you beat me, then I'm history.
Gone, finito. Bye-bye
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But if I win...
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I got me a new stableboy. Deal?
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Whatever you want. I quit.
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Huh?
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You don't mean it?
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Oh, yes, I do. Shut off the lights
when you're done, will you?
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Hey, hey. You can't just walk out.
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If you do,
your friends will stay mindless beasts.
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They don't seem to mind.
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Don't get tough with me,
little boy blue.
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If you don't cooperate,
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I'll tell the world your secret.
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Blab your head off.
I'll find another disguise.
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You can't outfly me.
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- Watch me.
- Oh, yeah?
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Banzai!
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No fair!
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[coughs]
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You wanna play hardball? Fine!
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Hey, Super, get a load of me.
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The ultimate smart bomb,
complete with a Kryptonite warhead.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[yells]
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Good try, blue, but not good enough!
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What's the matter, Super?
Feeling the heat?
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[grunts]
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[Mr. Mxyzptlk] I won! I won!
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[laughs]
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In your face, Superman.
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No, loser. In yours.
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Oh, shoot my monkey.
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I skywrote my own name.
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Backwards.
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- Twice.
- You were just toying with me
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the whole time. Even from the start.
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Never had you fooled for a second.
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- Sorry.
- You were the superior being all along.
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- Well...
- And now, I'm gone. Gone forever!
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You look happy. What's up?
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I was expecting a visitor from
out of town, but he can't make it.
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- The guy's kind of a pest, is he?
- Not anymore.
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Guests are the worst.
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Every time my sister visits,
she just moves right on in
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and stays and stays and...
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Why am I eating this?
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Oh, you. You. I'm not done with you.
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Not by a long shot.
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I'll find a loophole.
Somehow, someday!
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You know, now
that you're stuck here,
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you'll just have to find some other way
to pass the time.
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Hey, this isn't so bad.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm.
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Aaarggh!
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